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Fresh Frozen Extraction TeK by Priscilla Fudgebark - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 03:54:51 EST ID:Sc5SxGWb No.24669 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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For a few days I defecated into jars which I immediately put into the -30ºF deep freeze. I also collected my urine boiled off the water content. After 4 days I microplaned my frozen shit and mixed it with my dehydrated piss, put some dry ice in the CLS jacket & loaded my stuff in there. I ran a 50/50 butane/propane for a wider ranging extraction and recovered 8% return rate after a 72hr vac purge of nearly pure shit oil.
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Lydia Buzzlock - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 20:52:19 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Problem is that this stuff might be too potent. If you sniff too hard off some pure like this you might be so damn jenked that your whole fucking life is going to change. People talk about ego death on acid, well they don't know about what a jenk overdose is like.

Here's the thing. At first, you'll be feeling good. The next thing you know you jenked too hard off that pure. Your eyes are gonna change colors your hearts gonna race. People will be able to smell that sweet sweet jenk coming off of you. And you know what ? Free your funky mind and your funky ass will follow.

You'll start to see the world differently if you overdose on jenk. Where some men will see a used toilet? You'll see that next stash. When someone sees a dark world? You'll see jenk. Fucking go into this prepared. Cause pure jenk like that can blow your fucking mind.

I've stepped deeper down the jenk hole than I thought I ever would. Now? I've got to ingest jenk to get really get a buzz. It gets on my clothes and you can smell it coming off me. People might judge, but they don't fucking know. They can't understand. I've freeded my fucking mind. And I might be a jenk addict by my eyes? My eyes are open to this world.

Follow me down the rabbit hole brother you'll meet me there.


It's now officially enforced by law. by Walter Singerdale - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 18:26:30 EST ID:wrNTk+VX No.24611 Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Phineas Cruvingspear - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 18:34:04 EST ID:tzdBommo No.24612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24611
Jenk is will make america stonk - vlad putty
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 00:32:22 EST ID:OCPNjWtH No.24614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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CHECK IT OUT GUYS! IT'S HAPPENING!

According to the article he wants medical jenk establishments across the nation by June of this year.
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Hamilton Wapperchan - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 18:22:58 EST ID:bDTQt76j No.24664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24614
jesus christ mate I think your PC is older than I am
does opera crashes when you have 5 different sites open?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 21:43:51 EST ID:l+4H4GyT No.24665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24664
It's just a Windows Classic theme on Vista. Gmail crashes it all the time, but most sites work fine. I can pile up many tabs of porn without too much lag.


jenk kingpin soon by Henry Brillerdane - Sat, 24 Sep 2016 23:35:37 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24547 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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has anyone ever managed to make artificial jenk in the lab? how do you do it?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 01 Oct 2016 22:39:03 EST ID:twctReE+ No.24553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24552
>darknet
Lol dark like a turd of poop
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Ebenezer Blunningstare - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 21:51:41 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24550
See but all the asses I've grown are outdoor asses, guess I'm just not ready for the artifical jenkem lifestyle. I wanted to be, but I'm just not there yet.
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Shitting Pocklekag - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 17:02:34 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24547
it is possible but it makes a poor quality jenkem. There's something synergistic about hot mexican food and colon magick.
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Nell Pottingbedge - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 21:50:32 EST ID:nd6LF9Rj No.24604 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24547

That looks just like Monrovia, Liberia
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Jenny Grimbanks - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 00:23:34 EST ID:GRj5ZS6s No.24622 Ignore Report Quick Reply
All jenk is artificial jenk because all jenk is man made.

Unless you are doing animal jenk and only if the animal in question wasn't made with artificial insemination.

However, I did make some artificial jenk in my jenk lab with a machine similar to link related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFe91XlwYQ

If anybody is going to get into some serious jenking I recommend getting a jenk rig so you can experiment and create new strains.


jenk isn't real by Synthetic !ryBONGJej. - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 14:10:21 EST ID:Eokgx51h No.24512 Report Reply Quick Reply
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jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real
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Frederick Chennerfield - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 18:58:03 EST ID:j9yfopIv No.24513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
why can't I ignore this dumbass tripfag? holy shit, what an obnoxious prick, fuck off. jenkem irael
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 22:18:30 EST ID:fkyZoO/J No.24514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Reported, thread hidden, user ignored, no bump.
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John Fogglewater - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 16:51:07 EST ID:TpLUXQse No.24613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24512
pin this


easy jenk by Martin Seffingshit - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:51:20 EST ID:oNmiRD7c No.24594 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i've finally come round to the idea of huffing my own shit, so please /jenk/, pass on thy knowledge on the easiest jenk recipe, how long it needs to brew, how much does it smell when contained? will it stink my house out or should i put it in the shed?? what am i to expect from my first high?
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Hedda Nemblebore - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 22:14:47 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude jenk smells good don't be trying to spread some sort of disinfo about the good stuff man. Just eat a bunch of kfc chug (couple buckets) a stuffed crust pizza and fucking 2 2 liters of coke. Make sure to jump around a lot after. That's how you get your mother fucking jenk brewing.

You ump around and keep getting that jenk going. When you feel like you're gonna explode? Then its time to fill those two liters back up with that sweet sweet jenk. You go ahead and put it somewhere warm and dry and just let that sweet jenk sit for at least 3 weeks.

When you're ready? You turn around and sniff that sweet smell in as hard as you can. You'll be jenked as fuck and that may mean coming in touch with the other side of your mind. That you may just step through the boundries of life itself. Its beyond anything you could expirence. I hope it all works out. I want this to be great for you my man.
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Thomas Blatherridge - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 07:02:13 EST ID:oNmiRD7c No.24596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24595
dude i hate kfc

r u saying diarrhoea cause idk i'm more open to the idea of huffing my solid shit, runny shit just seems too far

man, i've done dmt, that can't be the same level right ??
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Basil Famblehood - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 00:40:52 EST ID:7RHpwr1s No.24602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24596
doesn't really matter if it's runny or solid, it's still the same particles. i have not had 'dmt' like experiences on jenk, i just relaxed and half stoned. anyone who tells you its OMG LSDx9384983!!! is full of shit

the guy above you said wait 3 weeks but i've had really good batches hit me after just leaving it brew for a day or two (usually leaving it in the sun, maybe it speeds up the process?)

happy jenking, be sure to report back
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Nathaniel Sondlebeck - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 09:08:12 EST ID:bF4TIVnJ No.24609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24602
>>24595
>when you're not sure if they are shitposting or actually literally sniff shit
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Eliza Habbleworth - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 23:35:44 EST ID:BppeZiwd No.24610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24609
describes this whole board


jenkem newbie by Charlotte Crapperman - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 22:43:43 EST ID:XH3IEWt1 No.24605 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A lot of my friends do jenkem but I've always been afraid to try new drugs with them. But they've been doing it for a while and they're still alive. How bad is it really? I would like to hear stories from seasoned jenkem users.
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Charlotte Crapperman - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 22:59:33 EST ID:XH3IEWt1 No.24606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
pls respond
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Charlotte Crapperman - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 23:34:46 EST ID:XH3IEWt1 No.24607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24606
p-plw
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John Brisslefoot - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 00:21:07 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man you're not ready for that kind of darkness. I've gone on some hardcore jenkem binges son. Well beyond the fucking stuff that a normal person does. I mean, I've been in random porta potties I've smelled all sorts of shit. And you know what? I hit some real low. Being a jenk addict is hard as fuck. You don't want to deal with all that, you ain't ready for it. I bet you'd never even suck a dick for jenk.


Famous historical figures who did jenkem by Albert Shakehood - Tue, 01 Nov 2016 08:34:25 EST ID:1U5ErQkR No.24569 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 19:47:57 EST ID:9gXgYR1Z No.24576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ronald Jenkees uses it for musical inspiration.
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Ian Cropperfuck - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 20:38:39 EST ID:IE8rpVYd No.24577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Ernest Blackfield - Wed, 09 Nov 2016 23:44:21 EST ID:S7tkObK+ No.24578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Awe' God !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 06 Jan 2017 15:12:47 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24572
god why is this le hilarious
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Jenny Crengerkin - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 15:17:24 EST ID:ZA32xm9w No.24603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology


jenk by Hamilton Hinderfit - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 21:04:13 EST ID:Db3x8ycl No.24582 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i know this a joke board but i actually tried jenk for real and it got me high JENK IS FUCKING LEGIT
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Archie Bebberdale - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 20:37:00 EST ID:UPkgis1t No.24583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24582
jenk is amazing man, one of the best natural highs you can get or extract
by the way, anyone know of any good clearnet jenk vendors? my local supply has run out and too lazy to do an extraction
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Archie Donkinfeg - Thu, 01 Dec 2016 00:30:15 EST ID:a83cptBz No.24585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24583
>i'm a constipated opiate junkie and can't make my own jenk

bad choice
those first few times were pretty OK, but tolerance builds retarded fast. now you don't even really get high, just relief from withdrawal and you can't even make your own jenk. how low have you sunk? dumpster diving for used diapers at toy r us?
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Barnaby Clogglehall - Thu, 05 Jan 2017 21:51:04 EST ID:gp/MMCXz No.24597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24582
>2016 + 2
>still thinks this board is a joke
>still thinks jenk isn't real
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Walter Duckforth - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 14:47:40 EST ID:Whpku2Aj No.24600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24585
love you man. would love to have a jenk sesh with you some time


Carrie Is ded by Doris Gondlewine - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 07:33:48 EST ID:UW+8XIA4 No.24591 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Carrie Fisher ded Rest in Peas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iwHbVJxbAo
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Phoebe Tootbury - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 00:03:50 EST ID:FMo2lzN1 No.24592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
goddamn why did anonamouse have to read what i already know, except that they smoked rock on hoth but that i coulda guessed, ALSO, WHY COULDN'T THE PLANE EMERGENCY LAND IN TEXAS WHERE THEY COULD HAVE SAVED HER

?!?!?!?!1/


god I love farts and dumps by Cedric Shittingson - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:58:24 EST ID:8xWEt+SM No.24587 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>mfw when I see someone taking a shit or farting
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Archie Semblefock - Thu, 22 Dec 2016 16:37:34 EST ID:vkVEXwHB No.24590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I love the long drawn air farts
PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT


jenk science by Fuck Parringlutch - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 16:49:37 EST ID:pjwbi7NP No.24503 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I recently noticed some trolls posting misinformation here so let me make one thing clear:

YOU CANNOT GET HIGH OFF YOUR FARTS.

Jenkem is the fumes given off by fermented shit (and sometimes piss). This undergoes a completely different chemical reaction than what happens when you fart. Think about it this way, you can't get high off of raw hops, but ferment those bitches and suddenly you're drunk as fuck. Same thing with jenkem.

Sigh. It's misinformation like LOL HUFF FARTS NIGGA that causes most people to not take jenkem seriously or even give it a chance. STOP DOING IT PLEASE.
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Awe' God !!vVWR8L52 - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 16:25:09 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24503
how about adding years of accumulated bong resin to the fermentation slurry? does it make one get munchies?
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Augustus Menkinridge - Wed, 07 Sep 2016 09:33:00 EST ID:bLz3W9DP No.24535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24534
My god... just smoke some normal fucking weed with your jenkem you pleb. Cannabis tar is filled to the brim with carcinogens.
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Hamilton Blatherham - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 23:35:16 EST ID:Uh7bsBCI No.24546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol nice graph
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Cornelius Somblepire - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 08:07:53 EST ID:D4eeJPC5 No.24560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24535
>huffs sewage for entertainment
>worried about carcinogens
In the end it's the attitude that gives cancer, carcinogens are just a cooperative component
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Sidney Snodway - Thu, 24 Nov 2016 20:45:25 EST ID:N84ipx7W No.24584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
At first I read ''Cursive elixer of fartful cryptology'' and I laughed so hard


probably true by Graham Turveyway - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 03:31:24 EST ID:/9/NCjy+ No.24549 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sercret CIA program: bulk fermentation of municipal sewage, using the sales proceeds to fund ISIS so as to justify and expanded military budgets and loser rules on surveillance and interrogation techniques.
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Emma Sennerwit - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 23:44:28 EST ID:t9YtGTk0 No.24551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24549
Remember - always make your own jenk or buy it from dealers you trust and whose supply you're familiar with.

Shady blackmarket jenk supports government psyops and terrorism, and is typically of a lower quality anyway. Remember the 'brown plague' series of psychotic episodes and deaths in 2014? Poor quality mass-produced CIA jenk. It had a whole bunch of weird additives in it to make it ferment faster.
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Shitting Pocklekag - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 14:58:59 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24551
Government produced jenk was really nice back in the nineties, when it was produced for the military, but after the ban, they started supplying africa and it was made from runover cow manure and fermented straight in the sewage system so a lot of things got produced in the process that aren't supposed to be in high quality jenkem, like methane and sulfurajenkanide which produces deliriant type of effects. Many people though they lost the magic, because the truth about the universe was no longer revealed to them and they quit jenk all together which is really sad. I'm glad it's a kind of secret drug so at least the prohibition is not an issue. Hopefully with donald jenkem quality is qoing to improve.


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