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Jenkem form black people by Shit Draddlebut - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 18:58:55 EST ID:QDswB98Z No.24934 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I once had an exchange student from Gambia over at my dorm and we bonded over our love of Jenkem, we shared brewing tips, huffed a few balloons, before leaving he gave me a bottle of chimp shit jenk and one of his own production. I noticed that his own Jenk was extra strong and decided its due to him being black and african being the natural jenkers are more adapted to producing quality batches. So the next rap concert i sneaked into the bathroom and stole a few black people turds, which were as i suspected highly potent not only being from blacks but also due to high concentration of purple drank and extasy in them. I never experienced something like this. Just wanted to share with you guys.
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Topper - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 11:50:09 EST ID:YsDhJ/H1 No.24938 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mmmmm, I do love me some purple stank.


DFJ on the cheap by Esther Sodgenid - Fri, 04 May 2018 14:58:34 EST ID:NVqXxQ82 No.24922 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ok, I know DFJ is known as a bad idea, but we all have life situations that call for a brown element. I got fired from my teaching job, my dog died and my gf left me after she found out I was cheating on her. I'm a scumbag with no future, so I'm sharing my method with you.
Start taking calcium supplements in excess. Twice the recommended amount. Your body metabolizes it naturally, so you need to take more than your body can handle.
Keep it up for a week and collect your starting product. Keep everything below room temperature, 10° C is ideal.
When you're ready, heat 100 ml of fluorine mouthwash to boiling and dip it in your fermenting bottle. Give a light stir and add a teaspoon of citric acid. Pop the balloon on immediately.
This has to be kept at a lower temperature than normal. If you have a basement, that's ideal. A fridge works too, but it'll take about two months to complete.
This is a cheap way to get some of the ingredients to produce Difluorojenkane. You get a higher concentration using fluorine gas, but that's not generally available.
This stuff will give you an intense high and major dissociative effects. Do it if you're ready to risk organ damage. I'm prepared to die anyway, so this is what I'm huffing from now on.
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Esther Sodgenid - Fri, 04 May 2018 15:09:36 EST ID:NVqXxQ82 No.24923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24922
forgot to add that organofluorine compounds are usually dangerous and difluorojenkane hasn't been studied. At your own risk and all that.
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anon - Sat, 12 May 2018 23:30:15 EST ID:icbi4OpV No.24925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hi there, im new to this board because im not a fucking degenerate. it seems as though jenkem offers a great high, but there is still no way you guys are convincing me to HUFF MY OWN SHIT. my question is if there are ANY other sources/methods of making or extracting jenkanine or wtvr tf its without using shit/piss.
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press - Tue, 15 May 2018 13:36:01 EST ID:TbTAkIP+ No.24926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24925
you could pay some cam girl to deliver her shit to you.
most people find it nice to ease into the gravy train by huffing shit from sexually attractive people. might have to pay her extra so that she actually follows a diet beforehand.
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Shit Dabblestock - Sat, 19 May 2018 04:53:14 EST ID:Cu92iDCv No.24927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24925
there are already a couple threads on this board about extractions, time to freshen up them lurking skills. for the chemistry stuff you got to remember that you're trying to synthesize a substance thats a gas at room temp, so a big investment in lab gear is involved unless like maybe you have a walk in freezer in your house.
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Cornelius Pudgelock - Fri, 01 Jun 2018 08:19:15 EST ID:NVqXxQ82 No.24932 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24927 never mind that jenkane is not the only compound you want. Unless you get to below -76 degrees, the jenkane is liquid but the hydrogen sulfide is still a gas. Liquid extraction at over -76°, you get a very drab huff with no kick and little buzz.


Medical Jenk? by Cornelius Paggleway - Sat, 19 May 2018 12:30:44 EST ID:LYp7YDFg No.24928 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi all. So my psychiatrist prescribed me medical jenk the other day after I told her my Zoloft stopped working. I had never heard of this at all but she said it was a closely guarded secret in the psychiatry community and that they really only prescribe it as a last resort when they run out of all other options.

Has anyone here taken medical jenk before? Where is it manufactured and how's the quality? I already have a stable jenk source so it's not that I really need it, but being able to legally huff has its appeal. It is a tad more expensive though so I'm wondering if its worth it.

Pic related, apparently it comes in bricks like this and you have to rehydrate it yourself.
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Ebenezer Murrydare - Tue, 22 May 2018 23:05:12 EST ID:RjyRBwXr No.24929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
First of all, good for you for seeking out alternatives to get the help you need. Mental health is no joke. My shrink told me on the sly about 18 months ago about medical jenk and I've honestly never been happier. I was prescribed 4-6 balloons per day initially, and I've since had my dosage upped twice where now I'm taking 8-10 balloons full per day. It is pricier than on the streets, but the purity is definitely second to none. It's a little annoying rehydrating, but once you get the process down you can go from bricks to vapor in about 9 hours. I have a setup in the spare bathroom where I have a brick soaking while I have hydrated jenk percolating in bottles, so I never worry about running out.

Hope some of this helps. Best of luck on your road to sound mental health!
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Martha Chemblewotch - Fri, 25 May 2018 16:38:16 EST ID:xWYKqS6p No.24930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>apparently it comes in bricks like this
Oh, I get it. "Shitting bricks." That's a fun shitpost.


jenk disaster stories by Matilda Pellydale - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 13:13:54 EST ID:z7Umm06M No.24873 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ITT : your worst jenk trip OR story around taking jenk

Let's get real, as much as taking jenk is fcking awesome, sometime the circumstance around it can suck, so let me tell you my worst personal story with jenk...

so my sister was babysitting a couple of really young kid including a baby. She and I are pretty cranked on jenk nowaday and were running dry, so we had this idea of taking the diaper to make baby jenk since we had a pretty handy supply. We were living pretty close but we had nowhere to make the jenk since our grandma lived in our basement for a while and was super anti-drug. We decided to do it in the neighboor backyard we babysitted in

we decided to wait a few days to get a big batch, cause when we hook on jenk were unstoppable but after day 4 we ran dry and could barely resist. We knew 4 day was a premature batch but we needed to jenk ASAP. So we sneaked in the neighboor backyard at like 10 pm and started jenking right on the spot. Baby jenk taste sour and give such a head rush, but at this point the neighboor dog started barking and alerted them. We were so jenked we could barely move and the dog knocked all of your jenk bottle and had plenty on his face.

The neighboor saw us and started yelling, it was pretty funny because the jenk hallucination made their voice really high pitched, but i stopped laughing when they called the cops. Now im on probabition for clandestine jenk manufacturing
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Angus Blackworth - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 17:35:50 EST ID:4lpkOZWA No.24911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When my jenk lab got busted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4hsYFfN2aM
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Jarvis Crongerridge - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 16:40:49 EST ID:08bsMvCy No.24917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
jesus christ this is actually a THING?
how much of a piece of shit sub-human garbage do you have to be to inhale fucking shit to get high?
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Cedric Crambleridge - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 16:41:44 EST ID:9tEzIDBW No.24918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24917
how much of a piece of shit sub-human garbage do you have to be to get high at all
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Emma Birringhick - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 06:29:06 EST ID:2JINCVx6 No.24919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm
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Beatrice Fidgesark - Tue, 01 May 2018 12:25:51 EST ID:4lpkOZWA No.24920 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24919


yeah i always thought that jenk was better than glue and gas


Jenk R real by Charles Nevingpat - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 09:32:27 EST ID:RV8GoQZh No.24892 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Pic unrelated

I'm doing security training and they just played the jenkem news report and our instructor is telling us how to spot signs of jenk
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Molly Canningbury - Sat, 07 Apr 2018 00:34:47 EST ID:MTklAnpN No.24899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
tell us what the cops know or think they know so we can avoid getting busted. back in the previous century i saw a cop report on acid and it said to look for paper wrapped in aluminum foil. after seeing that i never wrapped a sheet in foil again.
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Awe !!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 17:24:44 EST ID:qtoT6gGb No.24914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24892
Meh, that's alright. In my workplace they pay us in jenkem.


BOOF THAT SHIT by Wesley Crisslebut - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 02:53:10 EST ID:tqUGO1GX No.24913 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>mfw i BOOF THAT SHIT


gain by Eugene Snodwill - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 16:49:12 EST ID:eU7ecXLM No.24912 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why drink all when when you can drink gain? ... Discus
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 02 May 2018 07:12:30 EST ID:0LpGGrKl No.24921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Awful thread, irrelevant to the board. Do you even huff shit gas, bro? NB.


I made a funny by Hugh Hoblingbadge - Tue, 13 Mar 2018 01:01:27 EST ID:bcvLO3Y1 No.24881 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't have much to contribute but I hope this image I made becomes regularly used on this board. Thanks!
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Basil Gimblefoot - Fri, 13 Apr 2018 12:15:04 EST ID:iQ8y9+6Q No.24910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
idgi


Drug tests by Alice Millyhood - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 21:45:53 EST ID:aR1s6vtf No.24875 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is it possible to hair or urine test for jenk? Asking for my dealer
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Beatrice Mabblehock - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 15:57:56 EST ID:ssm/lx9w No.24882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24875
dude, stop trolling, you know shit ain't gonna show up on a drug test, how ridiculous.
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Emma Bardfoot - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 23:55:31 EST ID:pMnex1kg No.24883 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wtf is wrong with people asking shit like this, just because 4-Methyl-Jenkanine metabolize into dopamine dosent mean its gonna show up on tests
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Hannah Duckledeck - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 03:23:52 EST ID:MTklAnpN No.24904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fill up a big jar about hallway up with your own urine and then take a shit in the jar. seal the lid and bring the jar around to my place and i'll test it for you. take a couple weeks for results.


long term effects of jenk? by Molly Canningbury - Sat, 07 Apr 2018 00:47:01 EST ID:MTklAnpN No.24900 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i've been jenking regularly for about 2 decades. not erryday, but sometimes erryday, probably like 5 days a week on average. am i gonna die from this soon? i can't tell you what i'd be like if i didn't jenk 20 years so i don't really know if its impacting me negatively or not. with cigarettes its really easy to tell when it starts to hurt you, i quit smoking like 3 years ago because i knew i'd die if i didn't, that really helped.
anyway i don't want to quit the brown gas, i just don't want to have to be sketched out worrying if this is my last buzz or something like that every time i get high. so does any of you know if its bad for you in the long term and what effects to look out for?
also about like 2 months after i quit the cigs i found myself getting higher on less jenk and i assume it was because my lungs were working better, unexpected bonus from quitting cigs
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Phyllis Pinnersurk - Sat, 07 Apr 2018 22:20:51 EST ID:4lpkOZWA No.24901 Ignore Report Quick Reply
taking jenk is about as unhealthy as eating steak like it give u cancer in excess but really over time but like my granpa jenked for 30 years AND ate steak everyday and died at 84...... i think u safe bro


Uncle's Jenk by Augustus Bonningstock - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 13:14:20 EST ID:lT2LFtB1 No.24859 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My uncle passed away and left my father (in pic) and his jenkem stash. I loved my uncle, but a gift like this left me with tears. The thing is...this is WAY too much jenk for me and my dad to do alone...any idea how much $ per bottle these are? Might sell a few.
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Hamilton Chuttingsat - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 23:43:20 EST ID:tga3jbqn No.24860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Since they are vintage bottles of what appears to be high quality jenk i'd offer you about 350.
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Cedric Grandlock - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 00:58:30 EST ID:HNi6pOfA No.24862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
old ppl jenk is said to sometimes carry rare landrace fecal bacteria from the days before more widespread and severe sanitary practices. i've only jenk'd my own and some i made from diapers i found dumpster diving, but more adventurous heads have told me that old ppl jenk and some wild animal varieties can get you crazy high.
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Alice Millyhood - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 22:24:17 EST ID:aR1s6vtf No.24879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24862
thats a myth. today's jenk is many times more potent than the jenk our great grandparents had 20 years ago.
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Polly Bloddlenug - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 22:11:01 EST ID:tga3jbqn No.24889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24879
idkdw


It's Been Post Apocalyptic Poo Gas the Entire Time!!! by John Henry Eden - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 11:27:50 EST ID:mi6AaQX2 No.24840 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So just realized while I was reading Fallout lore that Jet is indeed jenk made from mutated cow shit. It's literally a Jenk inhaler...Why haven't you faggots gotten on this one? Huffing that post apocalyptic poo gas!
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Phoebe Tootcocke - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 00:48:56 EST ID:RQVjmeqk No.24850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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wish more games would feature jenkem
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Ebenezer Debbleman - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 18:15:53 EST ID:1sLV42HD No.24852 Ignore Report Quick Reply
didnt you have to get sugar bombs to make ultrajet with that one ghoul guy? how does that work
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Cyril Chivingstidging - Sun, 18 Mar 2018 17:46:53 EST ID:9vKqXhfm No.24886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24852
put the sugar bombs into the bottle before the baloon is full, a tasty treat.
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Henry Davingpane - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 14:28:49 EST ID:B/nyTMAK No.24887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24852

Obviously eating the sugerbombs made the ghouls radioactive ghoul dumps far more potent, thus increasing its potency.


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