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Beginner thread by StraightEdgeJ - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 02:12:12 EST ID:gxqgFsfi No.24743 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alright you assholes, I know what happens when someone asks if jenk is real so I'm gonna skip that question.
Now, I'm an open minded person and I think I'm finally ready to make my own. Paying for it is out of the question as I want to know exactly what's in my batch. I need ideas and advice to get the most of my Jenkem

>what to eat & drink for the next two weeks
>what size bottle (I was thinking 2 L)
>how to bottle without losing the product or getting any on my hands
>how long to ferment for
>where to hide it from possible poachers
>any other tips & tricks

If it's inevitable to get some on my hands or clothes you might as well just tell me right off the bat please. I'll get over it
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David Drinnerpet - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 21:33:18 EST ID:7XeTAt/Y No.24744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>what to eat & drink for the next two weeks
Anything you like, experiment with different brews. I recommend potatoes and fruit.

>what size bottle (I was thinking 2 L)
2L is fine 3L is better
>how to bottle without losing the product or getting any on my hands
Poop in a bucket then use a funnel and a stick to jam it all in the bottle
>how long to ferment for
2 weeks minimum 1 month is better
>where to hide it from possible poachers
That's up to you man, I don't think many people will be after it jenk is still pretty niche
>any other tips & tricks
Huff errday
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Martha Chankinkick - Sun, 30 Jul 2017 15:06:40 EST ID:N1RuQkKE No.24750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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pro brewmeister here, OP. i cant say much, but lets just say a few of my brown bombers might've made it across the border from my lab in mexico :y

anyways

>what to eat & drink for the next two weeks

i find that mexican or indian food is the best. be careful with your safrole intake, it leads to decarboxyolation of jenkylaminos and generally degrades the product. most foods that produce the loudest, rankest farts are the best. think brussels sprouts, broccoli, spinach, cheap beer, beef jerky; make sure to eat lots of hot sauce. adds a good flavor and a smooth mouthfeel.

>what size bottle (I was thinking 2 L)

2L are okay, but you want to be able to capture as much jenkane gas as possible. your average balloon won't inflate from the low, dense pressure of jenk gas, so youre going to need something thinner. i prefer to use a 5 gallon bucket (you can get them at any hardware store) with a magnum condom (for my monster dong) stretched all the way around the mouth of the bucket. magnum condoms are designed for length and girth and stretch easily. this will capture more gas. make sure the lube side out on the OUTSIDE. i made this mistake once.

>how to bottle without losing the product or getting any on my hands

you dont want to bottle jenk gas. it loses potency after a week or so. in my world, the fresher the better. if you MUST preserve, do it like kombucha/sourdough and save a jenk 'starter' for your next batch. it will have a lower ph content which is perfect for preservation. DONT let the starter dry out or it will deactivate. keep it moist and spray it with water once or twice a day. brewers yeast can be added for longer shelf life, as well as reducing the "earthy" flavors you find in lower quality brews. another way to preserve your jenk long-term is to convert it into Mexican Butt Popper form. this preservation renders the jenk VERY potent, so make sure to wash your hands if you go this route. PM me for details.
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How jenkem compare to butane? by SoyXecT - Mon, 03 Jul 2017 08:17:09 EST ID:gZcQyLKw No.24737 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is jenkem like butane?
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Bombastus Werrywag - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 11:48:59 EST ID:coUECbAs No.24745 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24737
but better
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Clara Bedgelick - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 07:39:19 EST ID:VuRcs/oF No.24747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24745

MAN, on butane i see things from another dimension.

Butane is most powerful inhalant of the world.

fuck glue and solvents.

n2o it's ok.

remember huff only pure butane, not iso-butane.
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Alice Blythefoot - Sat, 29 Jul 2017 19:37:13 EST ID:N1RuQkKE No.24749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24737

moar like BUTT-TANE AMIRITE HYUK HAW HAW U GUYS


nootropic effects in jenkem? by Nicholas Shakeford - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 14:24:22 EST ID:N1RuQkKE No.24748 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup /jenk/?

long time browner here, first time poster.

i've been doing a lot of studying for my finals at Uni; at first i considered possibly reducing my brownouts, but the stress and pressure kinda got to me and I found myself dipping back into my jenk stash. i figured as an inhalant, jenk was bad for my neural pathways, but after about 3 weeks of pretty regular jenk usage, i swear I'm feeling some type of nootropic effects. i've been testing it with memory cards and tests, and I could almost swear my cognition has improved dramatically. which leads me to wonder: does jenkylamide have any nootropic effects? i could compare the results to be on par or even better than a noopept regimen. crazy shit, /jenk/!

have any of my fellow browners had any positive results? it can't be just me.


Lonely by John Bardfoot - Wed, 12 Jul 2017 03:35:51 EST ID:H0XLXEKc No.24740 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone in St. Louis wanna jenk meet tonight? I've got two bags 12 week load.


ORIGINS OF DA JENK by Lillian Blummleforth - Wed, 07 Jun 2017 19:09:47 EST ID:hApypHWy No.24723 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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when did you first start using jenkem?
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Henry Serringfoot - Mon, 26 Jun 2017 13:09:25 EST ID:jCH+3lWI No.24731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I grew up in Berkeley California and am part of a psychic eugenics program that my entire family has been subjected to on both sides since they first started doing this shit to people during the second world war. Up until like a week ago I was on the streets of Berkeley playing mad gab with mother goose and shooting up military grade speed. I no joke have legitimate mothman powers now...... My name is Gabe Anderson........ Somewhere along the line I realized that drinking my own piss/huffing jenk was one of the only ways to turn her off.
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Henry Serringfoot - Mon, 26 Jun 2017 13:14:21 EST ID:jCH+3lWI No.24732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Any users from Berkeley may know me, I'm the blonde homeless guy who hungout downtown and was contstantly being gang stalked and psychologically tortured. I know there are some CAL Berkeley students who post on this board who have been monitoring the whole project from the shadows. I made it out.
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Beatrice Hinderlock - Thu, 29 Jun 2017 20:28:18 EST ID:bXa8CoNs No.24733 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24732
Good to hear, except my CIA contact said that the gangstalking is now being done via invisibility cloaks so you probably just don't see them, watch for shimmering g surfaces on rooftops and under bridges they're everywhere man
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Wesley Bendlebeck - Fri, 30 Jun 2017 01:36:19 EST ID:1agfoc6T No.24734 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24733
My piss was coming out the color of mountain dew and like glowing and then I drank it..... that was what I was supposed to do right?
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Wesley Bendlebeck - Fri, 30 Jun 2017 01:38:58 EST ID:1agfoc6T No.24735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24733
Btw the fact that you posted that image tells me that you're one of them. It's not funny man my sister could have fucking died.


Stank Token Investment Opportunity by Edwin Worthingwell - Wed, 03 May 2017 10:31:38 EST ID:CROdZiwD No.24705 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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anyone here finna trade stank tokens, need money for jenk
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Richard Robertson - Sat, 17 Jun 2017 01:26:26 EST ID:HMpZzeRz No.24729 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm not stanky enough.


fuck u doin by Phyllis Murdfield - Sun, 11 Jun 2017 01:51:07 EST ID:DLmEFEWp No.24724 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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seriously what is the point of this board, everybody knows jenkem is a hoax.
Warned
User has been warned
Warned by: bizzel
Message: IFfe JENK iswnst REAL theN WHAT AM I HUFFING ALL DAY EVERYDAY
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Hamilton Pallerbanks - Mon, 12 Jun 2017 09:01:34 EST ID:Y7YR8WJe No.24725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24724
wtf r u a retard?
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Hugh Cruffingbark - Thu, 15 Jun 2017 10:43:25 EST ID:8HvthkOR No.24726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Have you tried to Jenk? you just think it is a hoax because you haven't tried it yet. those sweet fumes get me rolling on the sweetest of highs.


Intentional OD by Matilda Mabblecocke - Tue, 30 May 2017 18:14:59 EST ID:Tn+uuw0J No.24718 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If one was to want to end their life, would 0.5g of fent be enough to fell them? Assuming they had used in the past but had been clean for over a month.
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Henry Siblingdire - Sat, 03 Jun 2017 13:39:58 EST ID:7XeTAt/Y No.24721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24718
Get some help OP, you don't need to end it.
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Ian Fezzlewell - Wed, 07 Jun 2017 09:34:41 EST ID:7fJHcePD No.24722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24718
Wrong board OP. If you want to die here, you're going to have to be full of shit.


Can you get jrunk? by Sidney Shittingwater - Thu, 01 Jun 2017 18:49:39 EST ID:+Niffqro No.24719 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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yo so if you fermented your shit in booze could you drink the jenk juice and get jenked?
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Henry Siblingdire - Sat, 03 Jun 2017 13:39:08 EST ID:7XeTAt/Y No.24720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24719
Sorry Mr. Shittingwater, you have to inhale the jenkane.

No reason why you couldn't huff up a load of jenk then drink some beers though, that is if you're stull standing after taking a blast of the brown gas


Cross Dosing by Jenny Ponninggold - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 16:12:29 EST ID:gcInQXzH No.24696 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone ever tried using a Fingerbox while high on Jenkem?

I hear the combination can be euphoric but I've never tried it myself.
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Reuben Turveyshaw - Wed, 03 May 2017 15:27:19 EST ID:7XeTAt/Y No.24707 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24696
I tried it once, completely passed out and woke up later and there was shit all over my fingerbox i still can't get the stank out
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Isabella Sadgebanks - Sat, 27 May 2017 06:18:02 EST ID:seIs1qcE No.24717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's a fucking meme
You get too distracted by the fingerbox action to enjoy the jenk high, they totally cancel out


Ihufed aan jenkwm nowican t workjm by Samuel Fankinden - Fri, 12 May 2017 12:42:42 EST ID:7XeTAt/Y No.24713 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ihad sommeu jekn em at the partyhg nowit wont stop

fels gooddmen
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Jenny Winningtet - Sun, 14 May 2017 17:49:19 EST ID:6ftQUVjF No.24714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24713
Jenked outta my gourd on some shit I harvested from a street in Calcutta


Darknet by Phineas Crullerfire - Tue, 28 Mar 2017 14:49:05 EST ID:c4ju3X+Y No.24692 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I was wondering if there were any darknet vendors that sold quality jenk.
I know you can make it but I don't want to bother learning or going through the trouble so DON'T SUGGEST THAT.
Thanks.
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Barnaby Cronninglock - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 23:15:20 EST ID:T5U6BGGI No.24694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24692
it's really hard to get through customs, that stank man
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Fucking Hunkinnadge - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 20:30:56 EST ID:hEZNHqLc No.24697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24694
Ok so domestic vendors only?
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Reuben Turveyshaw - Wed, 03 May 2017 15:26:13 EST ID:7XeTAt/Y No.24706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24692
Look man jenk is pretty niche and i've rarely seen it on the dark web. Your best bet is to find some chatroom of jenk enthusiasts and gain their trust cause they like to try a bunch of different brews and send them out to each other.

Frankly though you're a retard if you don't want to learn how to make some dank stank jank. It's as easy as shitting in a bottle.


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