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chocolate shards by Nicholas Crunninglag - Thu, 30 Jul 2015 16:18:44 EST ID:cERNq/56 No.24147 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone have any success at cooking up some CRYSTAL FUCKIN JENK?

It's truly one of the most beautiful drugs I've ever laid eyes on
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Fri, 31 Jul 2015 16:56:48 EST ID:amRBt4He No.24148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>solid jenkylines
>implying this is even possible at STP
>implying they could even be ingested in a way that would get you high
Go back to elementary school and stop spreading misinformation. We don't need any more people dying from this "solid jenk" bullshit.


Jenk ethics by Priscilla Toothall - Sun, 26 Jul 2015 23:33:23 EST ID:3J9ibsZV No.24133 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can't get jenked on my own stash anymore and I've been thinking about collecting from port-o-potties, public restrooms etc, but it got me thinking: am I violating some random individual's ethical code by harvesting their feces without their knowledge for the purposes of getting fucked up? What kind of karmic retribution can I expect for using say, a hard-line straight edge individual's poo? Does dookie count as personal property to an extent? Has no one else encountered this issue/ethical dilemma?
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Nigel Brittingwill - Mon, 27 Jul 2015 13:57:12 EST ID:+DD6PpJY No.24134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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my reaction to knowing people get high to my poopies i've left in the world.
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Nigel Chengerworth - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 13:24:39 EST ID:6Y4kSqXf No.24144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24133
Shit is literally discarded waste. Now raiding compost heaps, manure piles and other people's jenk stills is bad karma but if it doesn't hurt others. Jenk is the ultimate ethical high, you are getting high off the waste of others. The ultimate ethical lifeform would be a primary decomposer and then would only get high off unwanted shit.
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Thu, 30 Jul 2015 03:46:37 EST ID:/XkMBqaK No.24145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24133
>that image


janked by Nathaniel Sobblehood - Mon, 27 Jul 2015 22:03:36 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24142 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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give thine fartehth into mine bottl
egive him the jenk
give me the jenk
got shit my blastered teh give or take a fiew heh
shit got my fucked up bitch u
got my shit man ya mans got it lol heh


Something horrible is happening fuck by Molly Widdlehick - Tue, 14 Jul 2015 09:03:34 EST ID:94tcYuTF No.24109 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guys guys guys im freaking out fuck my homie and i were huffing jenk and we had this brand new batch of snake jenk(jenk from a snake) and he started huffing first and he said it was awesome and he started seeing shit but then he just collapsed and hes not moving or breathing his eyes arent responding to anything i think hes dead fuck is there anything i can do i dont want to go to prison guys fuck
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Cyril Grimfoot - Tue, 14 Jul 2015 10:55:13 EST ID:RVzyH9iL No.24112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is tthis really real
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Phoebe Hobberson - Tue, 14 Jul 2015 17:44:50 EST ID:tn8XRe5k No.24113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24112

i doubt it
op is bored.
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Angus Hagglekark - Tue, 14 Jul 2015 18:31:55 EST ID:ZOiQljIp No.24114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dude CHILL OUT

even if he's dead you'll see him net time you jenk.
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Esther Lightdale - Tue, 21 Jul 2015 01:20:47 EST ID:WY+pc1au No.24130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24109
post pics bb
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Emma Crugglecocke - Thu, 23 Jul 2015 05:24:00 EST ID:q4ozbpz/ No.24132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24114
hahaha


Newb by Eugene Brallerluck - Sat, 07 Jun 2014 14:22:23 EST ID:EubtZ9Xl No.23263 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have never tried jenkem.

I heard it can be psychedelic. That's why I avoid it.

I already hallucinate naturally so I don't want to see any more of that shit.

ITT: Please explain to me how it feels to be on jenk.
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Emma Bunwater - Thu, 12 Jun 2014 01:27:20 EST ID:cXWwgjh7 No.23281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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like this
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Phoebe Buzzlestone - Fri, 13 Jun 2014 01:38:16 EST ID:oTpVn2Dh No.23293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>23281
no like =this
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Sidney Bondleletch - Tue, 14 Jul 2015 05:51:38 EST ID:gS2qkHeh No.24108 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Polly Trotdock - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 12:22:04 EST ID:uMDFTtLO No.24120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
First you start imploding in upon yourself, folding your body inside out and backward until you explode into colours, tastes and sounds. Your physical body ceases to be as you float through the brown, murky nothingness. As you come down, bits of you begin forming again until your mind enters your body, your eyes open and you say something to the extent of 'shiiiiit nigga'.
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Graham Nammlemit - Wed, 22 Jul 2015 16:28:40 EST ID:eSR5suuJ No.24131 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23279
my water is out for the next 3 hours but I really had to take a shit
myquestion is: will I get 2nd hand jenked?


le word filter by Sidney Picklenat - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 23:27:36 EST ID:33i2pQZE No.24121 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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jenkem
fuck you zarle pignas lol
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Nigel Worthingbanks - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 23:34:12 EST ID:FAOKkP4U No.24125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24122
oh yeah fuck clef too
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Sidney Picklenat - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 23:34:51 EST ID:33i2pQZE No.24126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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add me on skype: clef.air
:3
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Sidney Picklenat - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 23:35:59 EST ID:33i2pQZE No.24127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Nigel Worthingbanks - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 23:37:19 EST ID:FAOKkP4U No.24128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24122
>>24124
you do realize there are names here right?
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Sidney Picklenat - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 23:38:14 EST ID:33i2pQZE No.24129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24128
fuck off clef


Jenkem Tutorial by Martin Clayridge - Wed, 15 Jul 2015 00:19:56 EST ID:ZoAXq834 No.24115 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've got some butt hash brewin' and I'm looking to try some Jenk for the first time. I wanna make sure I'm doing it right so do you guys have any videos showing proper huffing techniques or efficient jenk rigs

%BROWN DRAGON JUNKIES 4 LYFE%


IV Jenk? Stories, experiences? by StasConstantine !XsbZ.BAFCk - Mon, 09 Mar 2015 01:12:58 EST ID:U9ExPKvM No.23904 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone have any experiences, stories, tips, tricks regarding Jenkem IV or IM? Thanks guys.
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Phoebe Tootwater - Mon, 09 Mar 2015 23:56:06 EST ID:CZ6yFlzv No.23905 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can't IV jenk. It would cause an embolism.
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Charlotte Docklefotch - Wed, 11 Mar 2015 02:07:58 EST ID:BlxbNLma No.23909 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23905
you meen ebola...
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Molly Movingridge - Sun, 12 Jul 2015 09:51:11 EST ID:zg+FskKT No.24106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23905
You can't IV Jenk, as is commonly used, but you could theoretically IV the Jenkanoids (term used to describe the various mainly Methane-related chemicals within a balloon of fermented Jenk).
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Charles Claygold - Sun, 12 Jul 2015 16:36:22 EST ID:iYtRInrT No.24107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you guize are silly, everyone knows that when a pocket of air in your vein gets to your heart you DIE DEATH DONT DO IT NIGGUH


A dilemma by Oliver Bardwell - Fri, 22 May 2015 15:43:04 EST ID:lRHKJcRW No.24037 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Earlier today, I snuck into the cafeteria and put fiber pills and laxatives in the food that would be served.
A little while later, I hid in the cieling of a girls' bathroom after clogging up the toilets with rocks and coming down to fill up my container when the room was empty.
It kind of makes me wonder if my love of jenkem is becoming a problem. I mean, these shits are the best I've ever huffed, but sometimes, I think it's just not worth the risk. I guess I could go back to using my own shit, but its not the same.
Any of you ever have this problem?
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Isabella Bunworth - Fri, 22 May 2015 16:44:48 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i reacomend farts
to

my every onegive it time man got a fart but o any got your shit in a smelly sitaution man lhj ust huff it man

heh

luv thet jenkems....huf away bro shit ballin coolstyle
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Jonny - Sat, 13 Jun 2015 23:53:29 EST ID:z6eL5LCj No.24066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24037
*sneaked
nb
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Thomas Benkinfuck - Thu, 18 Jun 2015 22:39:51 EST ID:Too5FD9m No.24072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24038
0/10 troll, try harder
OP, i feel ya, its hard to get uncontaminated raw materials for mass production of jenk. i live out in the suburbs so i got dumb neighbor kids leaving me some stash spots. i tell em its "for an awesome prank on the school" but c'mon.. i wouldnt waste good shit like that.
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Molly Movingridge - Sun, 12 Jul 2015 09:44:10 EST ID:zg+FskKT No.24104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't bother using anyone's Jenk but my own. I figure if I've got to the stage of actually huffing so much that I need to ferment _other_ people's shit, I'm addicted and it's a problem.


A e by Cornelius Smallcocke - Thu, 25 Jun 2015 20:42:47 EST ID:bluUoZ1m No.24088 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yea a tender age I am as I huff a glorious Jenk
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Thomas Crizzlepug - Thu, 02 Jul 2015 23:43:25 EST ID:c1d3VzXw No.24098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dis nigga JENKIN
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Betsy Lightdock - Tue, 07 Jul 2015 00:39:59 EST ID:ASJS5zjB No.24100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd buy the shit out of some Jenk Sticks
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Cyril Tootford - Sun, 12 Jul 2015 06:41:49 EST ID:dYzd0nXz No.24103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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great thread OP


CrazyFolksTribe by Isabella Bunworth - Thu, 21 May 2015 23:05:00 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24035 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Thanks for everything you've done in the Jenk community. I've been to every one of your huffing events, and even buy your special brand of corn so my poo corn has higher jenkinoid content.

Just finished reading your book "Scents with CrazyFolksTribe" and I was amazed at the detail in how you described your farts and poo smells. I had no idea how much of a connoisseur you were at this stuff, puts my knowledge to shame man. Before I met you, my poo-corn content was <25% CPP (corn per poo), and since then it's sky rocketed to about 80-85% depending on how strong the jenkinoids are in my bowels that day. But yeah thanks again man, your books and short films really paved the way for us all.

If you wanna know what I've been up to lately, I've got a TV show on a small underground South African TV station coming soon and it's all about the history of Jenk. You of course are mentioned as one of the key people in this generation's jenkane-culture along with other icons such as "Smell Hole Joel" and "Frank the Stank". I'll post more info about air dates at a later time, just keep up the good work man maybe we'll fly you down here to have you featured on an episode or something.

P.S. Check your mail in a couple days, I took several dumps and sent them over priority shipping :) I call them "super poo corns" due to their high CPP content. I actually combined my turds with a buddy of mine, we took the best parts of the turd with a butter knife and combined them to make a super turd. This stuff just might be on par with your poop, you can let me know once you have a nibble or a huff.
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Sun, 24 May 2015 15:20:45 EST ID:jamQqTCK No.24040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
DAMMIT, WHO'S WRITING BOOKS ABOUT JENKEM UNDER MY NAME?

I don't remember being into all that poo corn shiznit. Maybe it happened during a brownout. Anyhow, thanks for the praise.
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George Fittingnatch - Sun, 24 May 2015 16:55:58 EST ID:uMDFTtLO No.24041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24040
Dude, I went to your public speaking address at the community center last year, you signed my favourite jenk balloon! Better take a huff, it might jog your memory.
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Ebenezer Bongerchit - Mon, 25 May 2015 06:24:00 EST ID:4wmr0HxG No.24042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24041
is that you grandma?
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Beatrice Claybury - Thu, 02 Jul 2015 18:03:05 EST ID:W0rQ2Eb4 No.24097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so i gotta ask, because you seem knowledgeable. swim had a kid recently and i know where they throw their diapers. would it be worth collecting the fresh ones, wring the contents into a jar and 'loon the top, or should i add my own? or does kid shit not do anything because they're too young?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 12 Feb 2016 16:57:50 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24097
Kid shit does more than you would ever imagine.


Where to get ape jenk in NY? by Molly Fegglemotch - Thu, 04 Jun 2015 15:00:02 EST ID:+GlT3pZr No.24055 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello friends, I got some nice ass ape jenk from a friend of mine, it was the best jenk I ever had. But now he's been locked up and I don't know anybody else that sells ape jenk. The only thing that comes close to the effects of ape jenk is jolly african-american jenk, but even then it still seems so weak. I need this shit right now, I feel like I"m going to die without it
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Priscilla Blollyman - Thu, 04 Jun 2015 15:21:27 EST ID:vbZvxa1T No.24056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ask at the zoo or something
When I was hooked up with that crap I stole a card to enter the zoo's parking with a van and I would dress as a zoo keeper, use a truck to move all that precious excrements to my van
The problem came two weeks later
Aparently the zoo director or something was already selling that crap to a local mafia and got in some trouble there, won't go into details, sorry.
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Nell Dannerwater - Thu, 04 Jun 2015 20:23:14 EST ID:uMDFTtLO No.24057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24055
Get a pet ape and keep him around, feed him Taco Bell with extra onions and turnip (well, maybe alter that diet a little, it works for humans but I don't know shit about ape shit). Shit, I bet Clint Eastwood was jenked out of his mind with his ape buddy!
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Barnaby Lightford - Sat, 06 Jun 2015 08:13:16 EST ID:+GlT3pZr No.24059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24056
I'm banned from every zoo around here, tried some shit a long time ago :(

>>24057
I don't know if it's worth it though, I fucking hate animals and taking care of them. I just love their poop
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Charlotte Membledock - Wed, 24 Jun 2015 07:22:39 EST ID:DKFDKS2h No.24087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ape jenk is rare. But when you're aped you know the difference.
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Molly Pinkinbot - Wed, 01 Jul 2015 14:18:58 EST ID:Hj6kB60h No.24094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24057
replace the turnips with asparagus and you'll result in a much stonier jenk


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