/jenk/ HUFF JENK ERRYDAY
Just found this today and of course had to buy it. There's a couple hundred jenk recipes inside and it's amazing that its come so far in western society.Going to make some poopoo dumplings tonight and a side of poocorn mixed with normal corn, and of course mashed poo mixed with turnips and potatoes (usually the 'traditional' side dish to go with poopoo dumplings or any type of poocorns)
That bitch looks crazy, imagine her feasting on your cock. She must've huffed da jenk back in the day.
Ah that reminds of my Thanksgiving jenk. My harvest the day after Thanksgiving is always my most potent batch of the year
>>243268/10 postalthough you should have said "that lady", lets not be insensitive now
Jenk isn't real
>>24342Lol ok. Why is this even a meme though? Calling something that people have been doing for hundreds of years fake makes zero sense. I'm not sure where if I missed the joke or something but I don't see how this is funny
Mods ban this faggot for disinfoIts as real as you or me.
This is the newest "legal high" to hit head shops across the US. Apparently, they compress jenk into cartridges like the ones used for nitrous. Forget filling balloons; now you can fill your whipped cream canister with that sweet poo stinky butt craps anal jenk gas for a cleaner and more powerful hit!hehehehehe butt ;)Does anybody know if the jenk in Ass Crack is obtained using sustainable jenk farming practices? I don't want to keep buying it if it's made in some Greek sweatshop where they forcefeed the producers lentils and goat cheese and don't even let them leave their toilets.
>>24323I plug my own turds to get high off of my own turdshehI've got turds stuffed in my butthole as we speaklove story short, my turds are accompanied by flatulencethey call me Big F for flatulence, heh, got my turds shitting inside of myselfFor The Love Of Farts, Give Him That Turdheh, shit yo
Headshops here stopped selling "legal highs" because weed is legal so my locals don't have this. How many hits per canister and how much did that 24box run? Also do you think I could somehow get arrested smuggling this stuff across state lines?
>>2432924 chargers. It was $19 per box, just a little cheaper than nitrous at the same head shop.
There are approximately 544 mg of dimethyl-jenkamine in each cartridge and it only takes about 300 mg for an extreme stoney jenk sesh. These canisters are a great way to get high when you have an airsoft gun laying around, jenk dry fire it into your mouth and no one will ever know you are jenking
I didn't even know what jenkem is when this happened.
I switched up my weed habit from smoking to eating and now it pretty much smells like theres 10 ferrets in the room when I fart. Is this going to affect my jenk? I make my own, don't trust dealers and I know that a lot of terpenes are supposed to be antibiotics of some sort. Also I grow my weed too and is there a strain I should switch to for edibles and jenkmaking?
Meh. As long as you squat over your jenk and let out a few farts to help ferment and keep it stanky fresh you should be good.
>>24331I tickle my anus so that it laughs out the farts a little quicker, hehe.
>>24331Forgot to say that my shit smells as skunky as my farts
Even as an experienced ASStronaut I'm not sure I can handle this stuff. Ate 3g of Gorilla Glue #4 yesterday and now my shit smell like someone discovered the mass graves left over from some sort of skunk holocaust on a christmas tree farm.
>Former Apple worker (37) jailed for causing €15,000 worth of damage to luxury flat by storing excrement and urine there for three months>The storage by Robert Kummer (37) of hundreds of bags of his own excrement and bottles of urine resulted in a major public health scare.He made some jenk to treat his depression but now he's being punished. How unfair.http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/former-apple-worker-37-jailed-for-causing-15000-worth-of-damage-to-luxury-flat-by-storing-excrement-and-urine-there-for-three-months-34237410.html
>Former Apple worker (37) jailed for causing €15,000 worth of damage to luxury flat by storing excrement and urine there for three months>The storage by Robert Kummer (37) of hundreds of bags of his own excrement and bottles of urine resulted in a major public health scare.
There is no god.
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I've heard tell from a seasoned jenkie that there is a super rare jenk that is 100% non addictive without withdrawal symptoms. I tried to find out some more about it, but he just put his fedora on backwards and nodded off with a brown ring of shit around his mouth. Any diet advice to make my gut enzymes make that fabled god-jenkem?
It usually only happens when the producer is in a state of zen. Look for Buddhist monks; they make some of the cleanest jenk out there.
In flesh-cave dwellingMy intoxicating loveShow me your brown world
>>24319Stench best sniffedIs a stench best huffedGive me thine anus, it's my best love
WHY THE FUCK DOSE THIS BOARD HAVE 13 PAGES WHAT THE FUCK AM I POSTING HERE WHO THE FUCK POSTS HERE WHY DOSE THIS BOARD EXIST!also post spitirual jenkem expirences...mine was when i realised wtf i was doin that there was no god!
>>24310This board exists for the Soul Purpose of farting, farts, shits, shitting, diarrhea poo poo corns, and poo corn
Help!!I need to know where is the best place to go to find prime jenk in this city, all the junkies on the DTES just laugh ay ee.
You could try your local zooThey always have loads of jenk they need to get off their handsIt's not the best quality, but it's cheap
>mfw cutting my product with chocolate, van dyke brown paint and rat poisonThat'll show those shithuffers
>mfw cutting my product with chocolate, van dyke brown paint and rat poison
Fucking scumbag.A real jenkie wouldn't buy your shitty cut product anyhow. He'd be able to tell the difference just by observing the viscosity, color, chunks, and condensation inside the jar.
HehTypically , though.The Anus (my farts hole) Gives Off An Odor only a Straw can SuckHeh, Them Farts though ? xDBrah...Give me my farts the brown shits give my shit swag a flavor for yall
>>24280 holy shit, that shit is spelling out a word in cursive or something...Ingz... lol its like graffiti tagging except you do it with your asshole. #butthashtagging
>>24278lmao you arent letting it ferment, the jenkaline wont even be in the .01%fucking lol
why would you ever bother posting an image with so few pixels? look at how many more pix... ↵
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