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le word filter by Sidney Picklenat - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 23:27:36 EST ID:33i2pQZE No.24121 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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jenkem
fuck you zarle pignas lol
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Nigel Worthingbanks - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 23:34:12 EST ID:FAOKkP4U No.24125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24122
oh yeah fuck clef too
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Sidney Picklenat - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 23:34:51 EST ID:33i2pQZE No.24126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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add me on skype: clef.air
:3
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Sidney Picklenat - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 23:35:59 EST ID:33i2pQZE No.24127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Nigel Worthingbanks - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 23:37:19 EST ID:FAOKkP4U No.24128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24122
>>24124
you do realize there are names here right?
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Sidney Picklenat - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 23:38:14 EST ID:33i2pQZE No.24129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24128
fuck off clef


Jenkem Tutorial by Martin Clayridge - Wed, 15 Jul 2015 00:19:56 EST ID:ZoAXq834 No.24115 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've got some butt hash brewin' and I'm looking to try some Jenk for the first time. I wanna make sure I'm doing it right so do you guys have any videos showing proper huffing techniques or efficient jenk rigs

%BROWN DRAGON JUNKIES 4 LYFE%


IV Jenk? Stories, experiences? by StasConstantine !XsbZ.BAFCk - Mon, 09 Mar 2015 01:12:58 EST ID:U9ExPKvM No.23904 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone have any experiences, stories, tips, tricks regarding Jenkem IV or IM? Thanks guys.
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Phoebe Tootwater - Mon, 09 Mar 2015 23:56:06 EST ID:CZ6yFlzv No.23905 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can't IV jenk. It would cause an embolism.
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Charlotte Docklefotch - Wed, 11 Mar 2015 02:07:58 EST ID:BlxbNLma No.23909 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23905
you meen ebola...
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Molly Movingridge - Sun, 12 Jul 2015 09:51:11 EST ID:zg+FskKT No.24106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23905
You can't IV Jenk, as is commonly used, but you could theoretically IV the Jenkanoids (term used to describe the various mainly Methane-related chemicals within a balloon of fermented Jenk).
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Charles Claygold - Sun, 12 Jul 2015 16:36:22 EST ID:iYtRInrT No.24107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you guize are silly, everyone knows that when a pocket of air in your vein gets to your heart you DIE DEATH DONT DO IT NIGGUH


A dilemma by Oliver Bardwell - Fri, 22 May 2015 15:43:04 EST ID:lRHKJcRW No.24037 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Earlier today, I snuck into the cafeteria and put fiber pills and laxatives in the food that would be served.
A little while later, I hid in the cieling of a girls' bathroom after clogging up the toilets with rocks and coming down to fill up my container when the room was empty.
It kind of makes me wonder if my love of jenkem is becoming a problem. I mean, these shits are the best I've ever huffed, but sometimes, I think it's just not worth the risk. I guess I could go back to using my own shit, but its not the same.
Any of you ever have this problem?
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Isabella Bunworth - Fri, 22 May 2015 16:44:48 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i reacomend farts
to

my every onegive it time man got a fart but o any got your shit in a smelly sitaution man lhj ust huff it man

heh

luv thet jenkems....huf away bro shit ballin coolstyle
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Jonny - Sat, 13 Jun 2015 23:53:29 EST ID:z6eL5LCj No.24066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24037
*sneaked
nb
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Thomas Benkinfuck - Thu, 18 Jun 2015 22:39:51 EST ID:Too5FD9m No.24072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24038
0/10 troll, try harder
OP, i feel ya, its hard to get uncontaminated raw materials for mass production of jenk. i live out in the suburbs so i got dumb neighbor kids leaving me some stash spots. i tell em its "for an awesome prank on the school" but c'mon.. i wouldnt waste good shit like that.
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Molly Movingridge - Sun, 12 Jul 2015 09:44:10 EST ID:zg+FskKT No.24104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't bother using anyone's Jenk but my own. I figure if I've got to the stage of actually huffing so much that I need to ferment _other_ people's shit, I'm addicted and it's a problem.


A e by Cornelius Smallcocke - Thu, 25 Jun 2015 20:42:47 EST ID:bluUoZ1m No.24088 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yea a tender age I am as I huff a glorious Jenk
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Thomas Crizzlepug - Thu, 02 Jul 2015 23:43:25 EST ID:c1d3VzXw No.24098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dis nigga JENKIN
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Betsy Lightdock - Tue, 07 Jul 2015 00:39:59 EST ID:ASJS5zjB No.24100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd buy the shit out of some Jenk Sticks
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Cyril Tootford - Sun, 12 Jul 2015 06:41:49 EST ID:dYzd0nXz No.24103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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great thread OP


CrazyFolksTribe by Isabella Bunworth - Thu, 21 May 2015 23:05:00 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24035 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Thanks for everything you've done in the Jenk community. I've been to every one of your huffing events, and even buy your special brand of corn so my poo corn has higher jenkinoid content.

Just finished reading your book "Scents with CrazyFolksTribe" and I was amazed at the detail in how you described your farts and poo smells. I had no idea how much of a connoisseur you were at this stuff, puts my knowledge to shame man. Before I met you, my poo-corn content was <25% CPP (corn per poo), and since then it's sky rocketed to about 80-85% depending on how strong the jenkinoids are in my bowels that day. But yeah thanks again man, your books and short films really paved the way for us all.

If you wanna know what I've been up to lately, I've got a TV show on a small underground South African TV station coming soon and it's all about the history of Jenk. You of course are mentioned as one of the key people in this generation's jenkane-culture along with other icons such as "Smell Hole Joel" and "Frank the Stank". I'll post more info about air dates at a later time, just keep up the good work man maybe we'll fly you down here to have you featured on an episode or something.

P.S. Check your mail in a couple days, I took several dumps and sent them over priority shipping :) I call them "super poo corns" due to their high CPP content. I actually combined my turds with a buddy of mine, we took the best parts of the turd with a butter knife and combined them to make a super turd. This stuff just might be on par with your poop, you can let me know once you have a nibble or a huff.
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Sun, 24 May 2015 15:20:45 EST ID:jamQqTCK No.24040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
DAMMIT, WHO'S WRITING BOOKS ABOUT JENKEM UNDER MY NAME?

I don't remember being into all that poo corn shiznit. Maybe it happened during a brownout. Anyhow, thanks for the praise.
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George Fittingnatch - Sun, 24 May 2015 16:55:58 EST ID:uMDFTtLO No.24041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24040
Dude, I went to your public speaking address at the community center last year, you signed my favourite jenk balloon! Better take a huff, it might jog your memory.
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Ebenezer Bongerchit - Mon, 25 May 2015 06:24:00 EST ID:4wmr0HxG No.24042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24041
is that you grandma?
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Beatrice Claybury - Thu, 02 Jul 2015 18:03:05 EST ID:W0rQ2Eb4 No.24097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so i gotta ask, because you seem knowledgeable. swim had a kid recently and i know where they throw their diapers. would it be worth collecting the fresh ones, wring the contents into a jar and 'loon the top, or should i add my own? or does kid shit not do anything because they're too young?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 12 Feb 2016 16:57:50 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24097
Kid shit does more than you would ever imagine.


Where to get ape jenk in NY? by Molly Fegglemotch - Thu, 04 Jun 2015 15:00:02 EST ID:+GlT3pZr No.24055 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello friends, I got some nice ass ape jenk from a friend of mine, it was the best jenk I ever had. But now he's been locked up and I don't know anybody else that sells ape jenk. The only thing that comes close to the effects of ape jenk is jolly african-american jenk, but even then it still seems so weak. I need this shit right now, I feel like I"m going to die without it
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Priscilla Blollyman - Thu, 04 Jun 2015 15:21:27 EST ID:vbZvxa1T No.24056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ask at the zoo or something
When I was hooked up with that crap I stole a card to enter the zoo's parking with a van and I would dress as a zoo keeper, use a truck to move all that precious excrements to my van
The problem came two weeks later
Aparently the zoo director or something was already selling that crap to a local mafia and got in some trouble there, won't go into details, sorry.
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Nell Dannerwater - Thu, 04 Jun 2015 20:23:14 EST ID:uMDFTtLO No.24057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24055
Get a pet ape and keep him around, feed him Taco Bell with extra onions and turnip (well, maybe alter that diet a little, it works for humans but I don't know shit about ape shit). Shit, I bet Clint Eastwood was jenked out of his mind with his ape buddy!
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Barnaby Lightford - Sat, 06 Jun 2015 08:13:16 EST ID:+GlT3pZr No.24059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24056
I'm banned from every zoo around here, tried some shit a long time ago :(

>>24057
I don't know if it's worth it though, I fucking hate animals and taking care of them. I just love their poop
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Charlotte Membledock - Wed, 24 Jun 2015 07:22:39 EST ID:DKFDKS2h No.24087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ape jenk is rare. But when you're aped you know the difference.
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Molly Pinkinbot - Wed, 01 Jul 2015 14:18:58 EST ID:Hj6kB60h No.24094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24057
replace the turnips with asparagus and you'll result in a much stonier jenk


Jenk casualties? by Hugh Dubblehood - Mon, 22 Jun 2015 00:28:30 EST ID:rrWfv5C0 No.24082 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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From a few years ago...

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/06/02/us-fatal-cesspool-idUSTRE7516AP20110602


" Two teenagers died on Thursday morning after getting trapped in a backyard cesspool at a friend's home on Long Island, police said.

Eduardo Vanegas-Fuentes, 16, and Edgar Calderon-Castro, 19, were at the home on Wednesday evening when they decided to remove the concrete cover over the cesspool, not realizing what was underneath.

Vanegas-Fuentes lost his footing and fell into the cesspool, according to the police account. He quickly lost consciousness.

Calderon-Castro threw a hose into the cesspool and then jumped in to try and save Vanegas-Fuentes, who lived in Holtsville, New York, while the friend rushed inside to get his father to call 911. Calderon-Castro also passed out from the fumes.

A local fire crew rescued the two from the cesspool. They were taken to Stony Brook University Medical Center in critical condition.
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Angus Pammleturk - Mon, 22 Jun 2015 01:04:49 EST ID:clrD/uQY No.24083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
DAMN SON THATS SOME STRONG JENK.
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Mon, 22 Jun 2015 21:01:45 EST ID:eRCMXEKd No.24084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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On a slightly related note, Wikipedia has had lots of drug-related featured articles lately. Today it's jenk.
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Rebecca Dribblechick - Tue, 23 Jun 2015 19:24:58 EST ID:3IO33id1 No.24085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24082

>Calderon-Castro threw a hose into the cesspool and then jumped in to try and save Vanegas-Fuentes, who lived in Holtsville, New York, while the friend rushed inside to get his father to call 911. Calderon-Castro also passed out from the fumes.

What friend?

Both of them went in the hole.

Who is this third friend?


Dafuck is "Jenkem"? by Nathaniel Simmlemog - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 11:21:39 EST ID:1IsaGV5J No.24073 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anons, what the fuck is this "Jenk"? Is it a fetish or it gets you really high?
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Phineas Blackstone - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 11:45:22 EST ID:GXAI/7VV No.24074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24073

really really high man
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Faggy Semmlelock - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 18:15:03 EST ID:20NzFiF6 No.24075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24074
Is it allucinogenous? How pong does it last?
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Basil Grandforth - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 18:15:55 EST ID:3KFjfBQZ No.24076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24074
Is it allucinogenous? How long does it last? Also, how to do it?
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Nigel Bringerson - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 19:00:24 EST ID:Too5FD9m No.24077 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23225
its on page 12, do some lurking before postin amirite?
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Sun, 21 Jun 2015 21:53:12 EST ID:eRCMXEKd No.24080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24077
TOP L3L


Social Jenkem Warriors by Simon Blishsare - Sat, 02 May 2015 12:18:59 EST ID:xPvz5Y3f No.24001 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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lately all my dealers are giving me shit for requesting white people jenk. They tell me it's racist and that I should accept jenk of color.

But I'm not racist. The issue is that I have noticed seriously different effects that are ca using me health issues.

Do different races produce different strains? I mean there have got to be some subtle differences.

I'm not racist. I'm 1/16th Cherokee. I'm just asking.
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Archie Fibblebudge - Sun, 03 May 2015 18:15:05 EST ID:t4rSVCdR No.24004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've heard of people getting toxoplasmosis from black people's jenk. This is why I avoid it.
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Hugh Crivingbanks - Wed, 06 May 2015 09:11:58 EST ID:EubtZ9Xl No.24009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24001
Why not just experiment with your diet and make your own unique strains?
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Shitting Greenham - Sun, 31 May 2015 16:44:08 EST ID:IZc0Oh0O No.24049 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24001
Are there actually people who deal shit
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Jack Dartwill - Mon, 01 Jun 2015 14:23:57 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24049
Yeah. They're called poopoo heads. Sounds like something a 4 year old would call someone, but it's actually a term used by the Jenk community and its dealers..


THE UK PARTY'S OVER GUYS, WAT DO? by Martin Bangerwit - Thu, 28 May 2015 14:39:26 EST ID:PzYrIf0B No.24045 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Full copy of the queen's speech 2015 (a speech outlining the broad details of new laws the incoming government intends to pass while in power). Relevant pages are 72-73.


https://www.gov.uk/.../system/.../QS_lobby_pack_FINAL_NEW_2.pdf



Linked to in the speech doc, a report presented to the government in 2014 which will no doubt be highly influential on the wording of the legislation when it comes out. This doc is very comprehensive; "research chemicals", "not for human consumption" and similar wording will not cut it anymore... *All* clearnet RC's are finished in the UK, including Kratom. Relevant pages are - the whole fucking thing, basically:


https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/368583/NPSexpertReviewPanelReport.pdf


So, as in the title of this thread, what now?
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Martin Bangerwit - Thu, 28 May 2015 14:56:33 EST ID:PzYrIf0B No.24046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Correct link to speech:

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/430149/QS_lobby_pack_FINAL_NEW_2.pdf
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George Sasslekidging - Fri, 29 May 2015 11:51:37 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck the queen. What kind of country has a queen lol, fat cunt, fuck all the royal families across the world. that shit is nonsense.

i'm gonna continue to huff jenk regardless. sometimes when i'm high off jenk i can't stop shitting and fapping on pictures of the queen
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Oliver Fumblewet - Fri, 29 May 2015 20:50:33 EST ID:6l8W3t7Z No.24048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The proposed bill's text is now available here:

http://services.parliament.uk/bills/2015-16/psychoactivesubstances.html


It applies to anything that can cause an effect on a person's mind. From benzodiazepines to nootropics, nicotine (outside of tobacco), laughing gas, guarana, St. John's Wort, tryptophan, melatonin, ginseng, taurine, 5-HTP, ...


One Jenk too far by Ernest Sondercocke - Mon, 11 May 2015 15:09:15 EST ID:kN6ezFOT No.24017 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guiz I am adikted 2 Jenk plz help
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Isabella Subblewater - Tue, 12 May 2015 19:00:31 EST ID:t4rSVCdR No.24021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24019
Why do you need a job when you have jenk?
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Eugene Billinghood - Wed, 13 May 2015 15:45:16 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how addicted are you?
ever been pooped, or pooped out? if not then you're not addicted just yet
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James Blackwater - Sat, 16 May 2015 10:48:30 EST ID:kN6ezFOT No.24024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24022
I ass prolapsed and got caught in the jar.
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Doris Breppergold - Sun, 17 May 2015 04:06:40 EST ID:c1d3VzXw No.24025 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24019
when will people start accepting jenkem culture? I get harassed about my dingleberries almost every day. no one's ever died from jenk man
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Thu, 21 May 2015 03:27:07 EST ID:Degl6b8J No.24032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24024
Oy vey! It takes some serious skill to prolapse enough that it actually fills and grips the inside of the jar. I applaud your talent. Care to hook me up with a jar or two of your butthash, pal?


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