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Where to get ape jenk in NY? by Molly Fegglemotch - Thu, 04 Jun 2015 15:00:02 EST ID:+GlT3pZr No.24055 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello friends, I got some nice ass ape jenk from a friend of mine, it was the best jenk I ever had. But now he's been locked up and I don't know anybody else that sells ape jenk. The only thing that comes close to the effects of ape jenk is jolly african-american jenk, but even then it still seems so weak. I need this shit right now, I feel like I"m going to die without it
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Priscilla Blollyman - Thu, 04 Jun 2015 15:21:27 EST ID:vbZvxa1T No.24056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ask at the zoo or something
When I was hooked up with that crap I stole a card to enter the zoo's parking with a van and I would dress as a zoo keeper, use a truck to move all that precious excrements to my van
The problem came two weeks later
Aparently the zoo director or something was already selling that crap to a local mafia and got in some trouble there, won't go into details, sorry.
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Nell Dannerwater - Thu, 04 Jun 2015 20:23:14 EST ID:uMDFTtLO No.24057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24055
Get a pet ape and keep him around, feed him Taco Bell with extra onions and turnip (well, maybe alter that diet a little, it works for humans but I don't know shit about ape shit). Shit, I bet Clint Eastwood was jenked out of his mind with his ape buddy!
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Barnaby Lightford - Sat, 06 Jun 2015 08:13:16 EST ID:+GlT3pZr No.24059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24056
I'm banned from every zoo around here, tried some shit a long time ago :(

>>24057
I don't know if it's worth it though, I fucking hate animals and taking care of them. I just love their poop
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Charlotte Membledock - Wed, 24 Jun 2015 07:22:39 EST ID:DKFDKS2h No.24087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ape jenk is rare. But when you're aped you know the difference.
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Molly Pinkinbot - Wed, 01 Jul 2015 14:18:58 EST ID:Hj6kB60h No.24094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24057
replace the turnips with asparagus and you'll result in a much stonier jenk


Jenk casualties? by Hugh Dubblehood - Mon, 22 Jun 2015 00:28:30 EST ID:rrWfv5C0 No.24082 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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From a few years ago...

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/06/02/us-fatal-cesspool-idUSTRE7516AP20110602


" Two teenagers died on Thursday morning after getting trapped in a backyard cesspool at a friend's home on Long Island, police said.

Eduardo Vanegas-Fuentes, 16, and Edgar Calderon-Castro, 19, were at the home on Wednesday evening when they decided to remove the concrete cover over the cesspool, not realizing what was underneath.

Vanegas-Fuentes lost his footing and fell into the cesspool, according to the police account. He quickly lost consciousness.

Calderon-Castro threw a hose into the cesspool and then jumped in to try and save Vanegas-Fuentes, who lived in Holtsville, New York, while the friend rushed inside to get his father to call 911. Calderon-Castro also passed out from the fumes.

A local fire crew rescued the two from the cesspool. They were taken to Stony Brook University Medical Center in critical condition.
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Angus Pammleturk - Mon, 22 Jun 2015 01:04:49 EST ID:clrD/uQY No.24083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
DAMN SON THATS SOME STRONG JENK.
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Mon, 22 Jun 2015 21:01:45 EST ID:eRCMXEKd No.24084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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On a slightly related note, Wikipedia has had lots of drug-related featured articles lately. Today it's jenk.
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Rebecca Dribblechick - Tue, 23 Jun 2015 19:24:58 EST ID:3IO33id1 No.24085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24082

>Calderon-Castro threw a hose into the cesspool and then jumped in to try and save Vanegas-Fuentes, who lived in Holtsville, New York, while the friend rushed inside to get his father to call 911. Calderon-Castro also passed out from the fumes.

What friend?

Both of them went in the hole.

Who is this third friend?


Dafuck is "Jenkem"? by Nathaniel Simmlemog - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 11:21:39 EST ID:1IsaGV5J No.24073 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anons, what the fuck is this "Jenk"? Is it a fetish or it gets you really high?
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Phineas Blackstone - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 11:45:22 EST ID:GXAI/7VV No.24074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24073

really really high man
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Faggy Semmlelock - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 18:15:03 EST ID:20NzFiF6 No.24075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24074
Is it allucinogenous? How pong does it last?
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Basil Grandforth - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 18:15:55 EST ID:3KFjfBQZ No.24076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24074
Is it allucinogenous? How long does it last? Also, how to do it?
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Nigel Bringerson - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 19:00:24 EST ID:Too5FD9m No.24077 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23225
its on page 12, do some lurking before postin amirite?
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Sun, 21 Jun 2015 21:53:12 EST ID:eRCMXEKd No.24080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24077
TOP L3L


Social Jenkem Warriors by Simon Blishsare - Sat, 02 May 2015 12:18:59 EST ID:xPvz5Y3f No.24001 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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lately all my dealers are giving me shit for requesting white people jenk. They tell me it's racist and that I should accept jenk of color.

But I'm not racist. The issue is that I have noticed seriously different effects that are ca using me health issues.

Do different races produce different strains? I mean there have got to be some subtle differences.

I'm not racist. I'm 1/16th Cherokee. I'm just asking.
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Archie Fibblebudge - Sun, 03 May 2015 18:15:05 EST ID:t4rSVCdR No.24004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've heard of people getting toxoplasmosis from black people's jenk. This is why I avoid it.
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Hugh Crivingbanks - Wed, 06 May 2015 09:11:58 EST ID:EubtZ9Xl No.24009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24001
Why not just experiment with your diet and make your own unique strains?
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Shitting Greenham - Sun, 31 May 2015 16:44:08 EST ID:IZc0Oh0O No.24049 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24001
Are there actually people who deal shit
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Jack Dartwill - Mon, 01 Jun 2015 14:23:57 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24049
Yeah. They're called poopoo heads. Sounds like something a 4 year old would call someone, but it's actually a term used by the Jenk community and its dealers..


THE UK PARTY'S OVER GUYS, WAT DO? by Martin Bangerwit - Thu, 28 May 2015 14:39:26 EST ID:PzYrIf0B No.24045 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Full copy of the queen's speech 2015 (a speech outlining the broad details of new laws the incoming government intends to pass while in power). Relevant pages are 72-73.


https://www.gov.uk/.../system/.../QS_lobby_pack_FINAL_NEW_2.pdf



Linked to in the speech doc, a report presented to the government in 2014 which will no doubt be highly influential on the wording of the legislation when it comes out. This doc is very comprehensive; "research chemicals", "not for human consumption" and similar wording will not cut it anymore... *All* clearnet RC's are finished in the UK, including Kratom. Relevant pages are - the whole fucking thing, basically:


https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/368583/NPSexpertReviewPanelReport.pdf


So, as in the title of this thread, what now?
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Martin Bangerwit - Thu, 28 May 2015 14:56:33 EST ID:PzYrIf0B No.24046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Correct link to speech:

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/430149/QS_lobby_pack_FINAL_NEW_2.pdf
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George Sasslekidging - Fri, 29 May 2015 11:51:37 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck the queen. What kind of country has a queen lol, fat cunt, fuck all the royal families across the world. that shit is nonsense.

i'm gonna continue to huff jenk regardless. sometimes when i'm high off jenk i can't stop shitting and fapping on pictures of the queen
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Oliver Fumblewet - Fri, 29 May 2015 20:50:33 EST ID:6l8W3t7Z No.24048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The proposed bill's text is now available here:

http://services.parliament.uk/bills/2015-16/psychoactivesubstances.html


It applies to anything that can cause an effect on a person's mind. From benzodiazepines to nootropics, nicotine (outside of tobacco), laughing gas, guarana, St. John's Wort, tryptophan, melatonin, ginseng, taurine, 5-HTP, ...


One Jenk too far by Ernest Sondercocke - Mon, 11 May 2015 15:09:15 EST ID:kN6ezFOT No.24017 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guiz I am adikted 2 Jenk plz help
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Isabella Subblewater - Tue, 12 May 2015 19:00:31 EST ID:t4rSVCdR No.24021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24019
Why do you need a job when you have jenk?
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Eugene Billinghood - Wed, 13 May 2015 15:45:16 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how addicted are you?
ever been pooped, or pooped out? if not then you're not addicted just yet
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James Blackwater - Sat, 16 May 2015 10:48:30 EST ID:kN6ezFOT No.24024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24022
I ass prolapsed and got caught in the jar.
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Doris Breppergold - Sun, 17 May 2015 04:06:40 EST ID:c1d3VzXw No.24025 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24019
when will people start accepting jenkem culture? I get harassed about my dingleberries almost every day. no one's ever died from jenk man
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Thu, 21 May 2015 03:27:07 EST ID:Degl6b8J No.24032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24024
Oy vey! It takes some serious skill to prolapse enough that it actually fills and grips the inside of the jar. I applaud your talent. Care to hook me up with a jar or two of your butthash, pal?


jenk by Rebecca Gashchatch - Mon, 18 May 2015 03:45:15 EST ID:iXmCAaB9 No.24027 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is it real?

Some say no.

huff the non believers
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Martha Hebblesirk - Mon, 18 May 2015 20:05:03 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24027
misinfo shit posters say no. people should do their research, maybe they'd figure out people have been huffing jenk as long they've been smoking weed, it's nothing new. it's just not as popular in western culture that's all.. people don't get it


Add pubes to your jenk by Basil Grandgold - Wed, 06 May 2015 01:08:50 EST ID:pxq7giXO No.24007 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Smoked a bunch of weed over the weekend, shaved my pubes and put em' in my jenk tank to ferment for a week. Cannabis settles in hair follicles, so I'm looking forward to a great new experience. Also put a decent amount of saliva in that bitch.
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Cyril Niggerham - Wed, 06 May 2015 01:15:51 EST ID:mnMIVv5Z No.24008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude that might be to dank to soak up that much butt hash. just bencarefull you'll Jenk your head off.
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Graham Hiddlelun - Thu, 07 May 2015 21:03:22 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24011 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24007
You should shave your Anus Hairs. The Anus Hairs are the ones that will absorb more jenkinoids, they're alot more potent. careful though... i got pooped out once by doing this
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Thomas Sezzlestidge - Sun, 17 May 2015 15:38:25 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24026 Ignore Report Quick Reply
farots

heioh i love dem farts heh

oh la lala heh fart toots
godman stairgh janked


Green jenk by Molly Grimshaw - Tue, 05 May 2015 03:35:16 EST ID:DKFDKS2h No.24005 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>eat a shitload of blue bubblegum-flavoured puddings, blue ice creams, anything with blue food colouring
>eat a shitload of B vitamins
>harvest green shit and flourescent piss
>huff yourself to the moon, brutha
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Priscilla Hillerstatch - Tue, 05 May 2015 13:12:40 EST ID:4kMJ2i06 No.24006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24005
I've made blue jenk after drinking cinema slushies and I can confirm it's some good shit.


HRIFTSTsHITS by Jack Dovingspear - Sun, 03 May 2015 01:25:32 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24003 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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god adam i got An Janked Again heh shit got me puking love stoked on life lmao shit got me
uhffhuff heheeh

got damn u fine heh ;)

;ok thanks bitch lmao
sorry mans i got mine gont fill on my game :) shot out to the Mcdonalds the Midnight Jank lol sophomores u gotta take notes i got me some premo shit literally bitch got my stank game trippy u owe me like $1.50

heh


Cooking With Jenk by Molly Hassleford - Thu, 30 Apr 2015 18:04:55 EST ID:t4rSVCdR No.23998 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What do you all think of jenk pickles?
Can you still get high from them?

https://youtu.be/91P1u4wW_cw?t=7m14s
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Emma Pecklelidge - Thu, 30 Apr 2015 23:11:13 EST ID:HBqMbjtF No.23999 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Polly Turveyfoot - Fri, 01 May 2015 16:24:34 EST ID:4kMJ2i06 No.24000 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23998
You might as well be eating shit. Do not be lazy with making Jenk.


huff huff niggas by Reuben Dubberson - Wed, 29 Apr 2015 12:32:14 EST ID:xPvz5Y3f No.23997 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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huff that brown


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