/jenk/ HUFF JENK ERRYDAY
methane is realjenkyline aint:o...
>>24090Also the jenkine molecule is poorly made, you can tell it's not a legit molecule because a dumb ass autistic child made it. Just copy and paste parts from another chem sttucture to make jenk molecule. Because you dumbasses cant even make straight lines properly
>>24091OH SHIT YOU FIGURED IT OUT DUDE
>>24091What. How? It follows all octets and can work as a regular molecule. See the Sigma Aldrich page that has one missing hydroxyl:http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/catalog/product/aldrich/737356?lang=en®ion=US
>>24090>>24091...>>24093BOOM! ROASTED! Who's the autist now? Still me, I know
Is this the same? http://www.bocsci.com/description.asp?cas=68867-18-5&cid=1
Hi /jenk/ I need helpMy brother has a jenk addiction that is, quite frankly, ruining his lifeHe quit his job so he can stay home and huff jenk while playing video games all dayHe's gotten into trouble with the law more than once... breaking into restrooms, stealing shit from toilets (even got a few larceny charges because it technically isn't his property)He's always in a jenked out haze... I don't even feel like my real brother is there anymoreHe used to be so loving, so warm and friendly. Everybody loved him. But now nobody wants to be around him because they're too afraid he's gonna snap and try to steal their poo. I don't think he even loves me anymore... he just views me as a shit factory he can get high on, breaking into the bathroom when I'm going number two because he (and I quote) "could smell the siren's stench", forcing me off the potty and stuffing all of my shit into plastic bags. He's supposed to be my brother. We're supposed to have each other's backs but now he's this unrecognizable CREATURE. Oh and he's always stealing my money because he owes "some guy" (aka his jenk dealer) all of this money and I'm afraid he might be mixed up in something really bad this time around. Maybe the Jenk mafia?He just... he isn't the same. I want him back. How can I get him back? I'm at my wits end. I'm afraid he'll end up dead on the streets with shit smeared all over him if he keeps going on like this...
I bet you're the kind of square that calls us all "jenkies" and treats us like trash. Fuck you man. If your brother is "addicted" to jenk, he is also addicted to enlightenment. Jenk is a wonderful chemical, yiou're just a pussy ass bitch fuck off*takes hit of jenk*OP is faaaggggg
Oh my god, I haven't laughed this much in a long time. I totally lost it at "could smell the siren's stench". Watch out, your brother is going to turn into a turd soon. Good luck keeping him away from this shit.
I used to do a lot of jenk but eventually quit, looking to get back in the game now because I lost everything I love and at least I can love my jenkWhat's some good strains today? Is there any new trends? I heard something about jenk-infused vape-liquid
>>24286Heh. The ol' Vaporrhea. Love it. It's diarrhea juice and ground poo corn fused with fart jenkinoids all mixed together for one dank formula. Would highly recommend.
JENK, IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!
>>24282same here heh
yo dawgg its prolly cuz the urge to shit gets so highu wan shit to get more o dat jeken nig u knom sayen hahahau shit out half ur body
>>24284hehone daylets combine turds;)heh
Love you guys so much :'(I don't know what I would do without my fellow farters and turd tasters..Love live the gas. Farts forever...
I'm pretty sure I had my 1st Jenk experience today, let me explain: I'm an Opiate addict & I woke up today dopesick like every morning. I live about a 5 min walk from my dealer so I head out the door. After making my purchase I couldn't walk home fast enough so I stop at a construction site about halfway home. I noticed there was one of those blue porta-potty/outhouse thingies so I rush inside to boot up. Holy FUCKING shit was it rank! I'm talking about layers upon layers of many people's shit and piss all piled in there. Oh well, I'm sick so I man up and do my shot. As soon as the H rush was over I was hit by something I can not explain. It was rush like never before, something like /opi/ /benz/ /dis/ /psy/ /del/ /stim/ /weed/ /other/ all rolled up together. Then 8 hrs later I wake up still in the portapotty. Damn guys, I was skeptical at first but now I want more of this Jenk. I'm pretty sure Jenk will replace the Junk for me.
Sounds like something that would happen to me lol. I usually filter out the poo corns with a strainer and then grind them up with my weed grinder for smoking or railing the poo corn dust. It's honestly more intense than a few hits of crack from my experience...
>>24271here's a batch I took from a portapotty that was right next to this work site of Mexicans. there was lots of poo poo corns as you can see. I was fucked up pretty bad that day after railing these
This should totally be a thing. Why only huff your own jenk while you can mix it with other peoples stuff? And I think it's obvious a normal blender won't do the trick.
Naw dawg I got the best jenk in my county. I follow a secret diet I've developed over the years and my intestinal flora are top notch. Shit was so good I got hooked on it and pretty messed up, but I cleaned up and now I just sell my stews to the people around my city. They all tell me it's the best.
Is this possible? Is there a way to invert my anus and direct the gasses back into my bowels so I can get high everytime I fart? Heh.Give me several farts and I won't stop coming back, my stench game is too stanky and you dudes don't even inhale my own farts heh... Shit I have diarrhea corn poos in my ears all I hear is farts bitch hehheh
by the way, fartsing is my second middle name\lol dude, i've give n many farts into myself before just waant it permanant hehshit sorry for double post nb ijust farthi
GET FUCK ON POOP
>>24261Poo Poo Puffs Cereal is the shit
This is a very very very serious question...JK it aint..But, is the jenkem the real deal, will it really get me "high", or i should stick to my /del/'s?
>>24230dont bother cause i gove y, ;ff hehshit dont do it man stick to del i a have no way out of this fartsfart
>>24230Dont jump on the brown dragonTheres no way off the train of farts
i need to get my shit together and make jenkem.
>>24241literally.heh.btw,,Give My Farts A Lesson In Huffing Thanks Brah, sell em' what i told ya' heh stinky is my middle name got plenty of poop plopping down my leg lol ew nah brah ya man got the stankiest jankems
If I eat my poop would it have the same effect as sniffing it?
>>24248I don't think so
>>24248No. There's plenty of scat porn out there where people eat shit and don't start tripping their asses off. As far as I know, it's all about dat jenkane gas produced as the shit and piss ferments. That's all I've used, anyway.
Does jenk have any illegal substances in it?I'm in need of a little extra income but I don't want to do anything that might get me in trouble
Okay so I was thinking maybe I could dehydrate it then press it into sheets or tablet form that could then be rehydrated when one wants to consume itI'd call it Instant Stank, good idea or bad?
>>24238I don't think that would work; you really need live, active bacteria to keep the jenk gases a-flowin'.
>>24244For example inhaling my own farts through a straw whilst huefjfas ghjsdheuhfarts
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