/jenk/ HUFF JENK ERRYDAY
wht kinda farts come before your own ones??lgiven like my jenk alboratory ill am be shitting special brews this christmas lolhehlike can i get a woot woot all your base are belong to us hehfarts though....
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/7olsI drank my own piss once, but it didn't have mountain jew in it so I didn't gain this man's power..
>>24226Smoke merlebeans everyday and drink mountain jew.
Here's mine. Just a standard, victorian jenkpipe.Raw buttopium goes inside, leave it to heat up for a while and huff through the mouthpiece.It's not as potent as fermented jenk, but I hate waiting.This also raises the question. What do you think of insta-jenk or "kettlejenk" over properly fermented jenk?
>>24223>What do you think of insta-jenk or "kettlejenk" over properly fermented jenk? Same thing to me honestly.. I sometimes have insta-jenk in the morning before work. I usually use my morning dump butt hash since it's fresh out of my colon which gets me pretty fucked because the methane gasses and jenkinoids are pretty fresh. If I don't have time to boil my butt hash I'll just slice up about 5-8 turds to snack on in a ziplock bag when I'm on on the run or driving somewhere
>What do you think of insta-jenk or "kettlejenk" over properly fermented jenk?
I can't find Medicinal Properties of Jenkem and Jenkane[i/] ANYWHERE online anymore.What happened? I was going to use it in an Internet debate on medical jenk. It's GONE.
ITS A FUCKIN GCCOMSPIRACY I TELL YOU MAN EVER SINCE WE CALLED UP ALIBABA CHINA AND GOT A KILO OF THAT BACTERIA THAT MAKES THE JENK FERMENT MAN NORMALLY BINGING ON JENK DONT MAKE ME THIS PARANOID BUT FUCKWEVE BEENSELLINGWATER BALLONNS OF JENK FUMES FASTER THAN HEROIN STAMPS IN THIS BURROUGHI THINK THE DEA IS CATCHING ONWUICK ERRYYYYONE STOCK UP ON THAT JENK BACTERIAYOU THINK MORPHINE YEAST WILL BE BIG?JENK CHEMISTRY IS THE NEXT METH LABS. THIS SHIT IS EASIER THAN SHAKE AND BAKE YOU FAKE FAKE FAKE F KSKSKMFKDFKJFFJKSDJSIIAOFUAFAKKOT S FAKKOTS FAKKOTS!!!OOKFOKDOKOKOKODKOSKDOKOKOWEKOKOK433356THIS IS THE NEW FUCKING HEROIN!!!CORNER BOYS ARE CATCHING ONTOO
>>24187>tfw no cute gf that loves to fart.
>tfw no cute gf that loves to fart.
>>24222I KNOW, RIGHT???
So I am trying to get a real nice batch of some Xmas/NewYear celebration jenk. But I am I got a green tint going on. Now will this effect my brew in anyway or maybe its like the crux of all Jenk?
Really?! You're going to keep the same batch of jenkem all the way until Christmas? That takes some serious self control, but I bet it'll knock your socks off once you finally huff!You know what green shit typically means? Unless you've been eating far too many green vegetables, it means your shit passed a little too quickly through the intestine, and the bile acids didn't have time to do their job and get reabsorbed like they should have. Your green feces is now able to absorb more fats than the average feces. I suggest you get fancy and add some truffle oil; it's for the holidays after all! The oil does little to get you high, but it makes the jenk experience that much more elegant.
>>24217This.Also try typing with your anus from time to time. Once you switch back to your hands, your finger tips will absorb the jenkane that will be fermenting on your keys, which is good if you're on the computer a lot and want to "pre load" before jenking. Last new years I attached two straws from my anus into each nostril and inhaled a fart while huffing jenk at the same time... I was shit faced.. not sure if I'd do it again because as it hit me (which was within seconds) it felt like I died for a split second and it scared the shit out of me. After that it was fun but I didn't like the initial buzz, was more like a horrific bad trip for a couple of seconds, bad enough to make me second guess doing it again honestly.
>>24218I do the same thing. I love inhaling my own gasses straight from my anal cavity through two straws, best method imo. Sometimes I put my diarrhea in a strainer to filter out all of the poo corns which I'll grind up in a coffee grinder for Jenkane Diarrhea Corn Soup. Shit gets you fucked up though for real, visuals after a few minutes of drinking.
i DONT WANT MY HERT TO ASSPLODE... PLEASE HELP I WANNA GET HIGHER THAN EVERY BEFORE BUTT (he he he heh) i DONT WANNA DIE TONGIHT... PLEASE /JENK/
Heh. Gpt them farts tho lol heh farts.. bitch i got said you didnt jenkane last night shit got my shit get farted kid lmao like i got time for these gasseous platoons
>Just what is the perfect bottle for making jenk?>Empty prone butt because of healthy diet, what should I do?>Not eating any sweat things, will that cause my jank to be too dank?>Know what the best balloon to use is?>Everybody seems to be scared of jenk, should they?>May actually do this, not even kidding, what should I worry about? Can I get some answers?Also is the main psychoactive, Hydrogen Sulfide, or Methane?
>Just what is the perfect bottle for making jenk?>Empty prone butt because of healthy diet, what should I do?>Not eating any sweat things, will that cause my jank to be too dank?>Know what the best balloon to use is?>Everybody seems to be scared of jenk, should they?>May actually do this, not even kidding, what should I worry about?
jenkjenkjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaankkky stank muh niggg uhuhuhuh yeh u wan get dat downtown brown like a charlie brown gettin down with da big town, hey u wanna hang around i got the round brown 2 make yur head spin roundsrsly tho dnt b scarted bcuz jenk is god n u just eat lots of watermelon n fried chicken n'at maybe sum bean or bacon u knom sayen hahaavoid sweet unless it sorbitol like in cough sirop, yo dat makes jank stank i tell youz what
>>24214Isnt that starbros dick? lmao
>Methoxyjenkylamine, also known as MOJ is a chemically alterred molecule derived from the Jenkane chemical extracted from Jenkem.nb
>Methoxyjenkylamine, also known as MOJ is a chemically alterred molecule derived from the Jenkane chemical extracted from Jenkem.
IS IT WORTH THE HASSLE?
You mean shitting in a bottle?
>>24204brahi got shit farts for yo assheh farting bitch SHITTING on himself tho hehshits and farts for fun brah bitch get my stank on yo silly ass heh bitch get come get it got me doin the stanky leg lol farts tho....
no hasle mang u just shit n hufffffffffffffff brahbut get dat $tank from a jolly negro afroeurasiamericaner and it, ooooooooh boy! gets ya right jolly schmackered to the jenkth degree mah nigg u kno m sayenafro jenk r nuthin
Had a terrible experience the other day, got hurt very bad in the search for a new level of jenking. The regular jenkinoid content of my current hook-ups strain (Jenk from a polish man who only eats sauerkraut) wasnt getting me the effects I learned to love over the past few years, i wanted to try something unreal. I hooked up the EGR valve in my car through a tube , connected to my jenk balloon. I had been fermenting this jenk a good while, I usually wait a good month or two before I huff, but this time work got in the way so my tolerance was low and the jenk was ripe. Me and my buddy were gonna go for tacobell as he wanted to try fermenting his own batch at home, hes new to the jenk scene. he said he had never done it and that surprised me he wanted to make his own without knowing how it would feel. I pointed out my setup I had under my seat, he was wondering what the tube was for and i showed him how true jenkers have their trips. having craved the sweet jenk for months I had to show him how it was done. we had just driven the car maybe 1 minute so the exhaust was still extremely rich, i pinched the balloon put it up to my lips, and woke up in the hospital with broken foot cuts everywhere, my friend had a concussion and broke his right shoulder. He said as i huffed the jenk he literally saw crystalline structure forming around my lips. dont ever try to jenk and drive, its more than you can handle
>>24175i've had pretty bad experiences with jenking and driving aswell dude. not sure why not many people here touch base on this subject. almost got into an accident yesterday when i was jenked out of my fucking mid.. anyways i was driving and saw a huggies diaper factory thinking there was full of shit inside, only problem was it was on the opposite side of the highway i was on. i drove into the uturn area and drove into on coming traffic to get to the exit where the factory was at cause i was pretty set on getting into the warehouse to huff all the fresh baby shit (in my mind it was a jenk factory) huffeufufuff fosdosad huueufffffhuuuuu
bpuh u wana huff thet jenkam hehehehehehehe i got dun replaced the AC fluid in truck wit dat fire butt juice now wen i turn on the ac and blows PURE JEKN into the cockpit (lol cokc)_ of my truck ahahahaahhahahahahahahahahaha jenkndrive errday nig
I've been doing all kinds of promising research in the field of Jenkem chemistry."Bufotenine and N,N-dimethyltryptamine (DMT) are hallucinogenic dimethylated indolethylamines (DMIAs) formed from serotonin and tryptamine by the enzyme indolethylamine N-methyltransferase (INMT) ubiquitously present in non-neural tissues. In mammals, endogenous bufotenine and DMT have been identified only in human urine."Not only have I identified the active constituent in a jenk trip, I have also isolated the key reaction mechanism behind it's production. I believe this research will lead to mass production of jenk."A new finding was the detection of large amounts of bufotenine in stools, which may be an indication of its role in intestinal function. It is suggested that fecal and urinary bufotenine originate from epithelial cells of the intestine and the kidney, respectively, although the possibility of their synthesis by intestinal bacteria cannot be excluded."Bufotenin 3-(2-Dimethylaminoethyl)-1H-indol-5-ol5-HO-DMTN,N-dimethylserotoninhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bufotenin"Bufotenin was first isolated from toad skin, and named by the Austrian chemist Handovsky at the University of Prague during World War I. The structure of bufotenine was first confirmed in 1934 by Heinrich Wieland’s laboratory in Munich, and the first reported synthesis of bufotenine was by Toshio Hoshino and Kenya Shimodaira in 1935." Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Your hypothesis is garbage. Stick to what we know: the jenkylines.
MORE RESEARCH NEEDS TO BE DONE ON THISTHIS IS WHAT JENK ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTHIS IS WHAT IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAND IM WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SOME GUY SAYS HEY HOW YOU DOING AND IM LIKE PRETTY GOOOOOOOOOOD HOWWW THE FUCKCKCCKCKCKCKKCKCKYO OUBE NIGGGAAAHAHHAHAHFHHFIFIFIGJIGJIJGIJGIF WANT SOME JENK???FIJFIJIFGIJFIJFGIGIJFGIJI GOT MY WHOLE BLOCK SHITTING IN VATS WE JUST THROWING BAGS OF STUFF DOWN THERE AND BREEDING BACTERIA IT S LIKE FUCCCKIINGGG JETTT
http://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/10257#section=Top"A hallucinogenic serotonin analog found in mammals, ESPECIALLY IN THE BRAINS, PLASMA, AND URINE OF SCHIZOPHRENICS. Bufotenin has been used as a tool in CNS studies and misused as a psychedelic.
>>24196>misused as a psychedelicYeah. As if that's not the way most people possessing bufotenin intend to use it.
>misused as a psychedelic
Well that would not matter because befotenine is only really active when compusted because it changes its chemicals structure, I mean, it is but you would also have to take an maoi, to get worse, and more unhealthy effects the combusted. and in the amounts you are talking is not nearly enough to cause the main psychoactive effects, which are methane intoxication.>long trip that was more similar to a tryptamine than an inhalant.Inhalants cause a variety of effects, and effects have variety emotional expressions. Ketamine, and feel like being drunk, diethyl ether can feel like salvia.
>long trip that was more similar to a tryptamine than an inhalant.
1.5million people have been informed of the wonder of this miracle jenkhttps://youtu.be/goXMFjv1afY?t=292(but seriously this video is terrible)
Are there any harms / negative effects on the body/mind after huffing this shit for years?
spoils every other drug and sobreity forever
>>24176I would kill to get my hands on some of Emma Watson's Jenk
No, it's completely safe if you remember to take a breath of fresh air once every 45 seconds or so. Unlike gasoline, toluene, or other inhalants, jenk actually works on jenkenoid receptors instead of depriving you of oxygen.>>24198I would gladly massage her belly to induce the bowel rumblings. After five or ten minutes, Emma would be like "Come on now, let me go to the loo!" but I would have thought of that ahead of time. Words of advice from a jenkie: Never take someone to a place with a bathroom if you want to capture his/her shit for making jenkem; that way, he/she is forced to use the bottle.She'd grow more and more desperate for relief, eventually giving in to the idea of pooping in my jenk bottle. Then, as she let go and her thick turd slid down the inside of the bottleneck, I'd place another bottle in front of her urethra to capture the impending stream of pee. You know why I'd get #1 and #2 separate? Because it makes danker jenk if you heat up the urine to 120°C but leave the poop at body temperature before combining them.The more you know.Also, why does her right leg look so much tanner than her right?
>>24201Photoshop. Half that image is fake.
>>24203yo emma b janky bruh\\like muh jank stank hhehehe
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