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Kirtaner & Spardot's 420chan Wedding

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Jenkem is not real. by Fucking Fappershit - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 12:18:21 EST ID:fCLPqYYv No.24851 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What else can I say?
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Ernest Fomblefed - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 22:23:32 EST ID:dtCkXHQL No.24858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24853
>don't talk shit
Isn't that the whole point of this board?
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Beatrice Hablingridge - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 17:33:40 EST ID:8e6JMigF No.24861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
YOU CAN S GOODBUY NIGGR NB
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Cedric Grandlock - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 01:08:54 EST ID:HNi6pOfA No.24863 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a large part of the government's drug control strategy is controlling public perception. people don't grow their own poppies to make opiates even though it is easy as fuck and dirt cheap because the government has done a very good job of not letting the idea get into too many people's heads. same thing goes for jenk. the government sets up this whole fancy plumbing system to dilute and then whisk the makings away from you as quickly as possible and they inundate you with information about how sewage is dirty and gross and causes disease and you have to do your own experiments to find out the truth about how awesome shit and piss are and when people finally start seeing the light the government starts up the "jenkem doesn't work" fake news machine which i have no idea how people even believe it since there are hieroglyphics in egypt from 4000 years ago showing how to make jenk. how does the government fake news department explain that away?
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Lydia Fanwell - Sat, 17 Mar 2018 16:45:01 EST ID:qhL2kqPJ No.24885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24863
the success of western civilization can be partially attributed to evolving alongside lots of natural jenkem. most of europe had open sewer systems up until the 19th century; combined with the products of rapid industrialization this creates a natural "jenk" in the air, spurring more innovation in manufacturing and creativity, in turn creating more population and more jenk, and the cycle continues.
a similar situation can be seen happening in india right now, there's a reason they're set to be a superpower by 2050.
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Graham Bardham - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 14:10:01 EST ID:qtoT6gGb No.24888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24885
Word, look at japan, it used to be a little scrawny country in south east asia but what set it apart in the good ol' days was that they always used open sewer system. Well look at them now.


ORIGINS OF DA JENK by Lillian Blummleforth - Wed, 07 Jun 2017 19:09:47 EST ID:hApypHWy No.24723 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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when did you first start using jenkem?
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Wesley Bendlebeck - Fri, 30 Jun 2017 01:38:58 EST ID:1agfoc6T No.24735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24733
Btw the fact that you posted that image tells me that you're one of them. It's not funny man my sister could have fucking died.
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Shit Hishnit - Sun, 04 Mar 2018 22:32:13 EST ID:etW94hUw No.24868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24735
Your time is up
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Nathaniel Turveyman - Mon, 05 Mar 2018 16:31:47 EST ID:puXrAsYv No.24869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24732 Is your name Dennis?
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Isabella Maffingfoot - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 19:14:40 EST ID:4SHSr+Ou No.24874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24868
Mr Shit Hishnit, that is the creepiest post i've seen in a while.

Well done sir.
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Alice Millyhood - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 22:11:55 EST ID:aR1s6vtf No.24877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24723
I broke into my parents jenk stash when I was 35 and been hopelessly addicted since but thankfully it saved me from my horrible weed addiction


you guys hear that? by David Marringdedge - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 20:33:39 EST ID:Wovpr57N No.24842 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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anybody else experienced mild auditory hallucinations when juffing henk?
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Doris Bleffingshaw - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 04:39:42 EST ID:g/g+Q775 No.24843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24842
Just mild?

Huff more bro. You should be on the methane rings of uranus.
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Thomas Nicklegold - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 00:04:25 EST ID:HNi6pOfA No.24847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it usually sounds like a large/infinite group of self replicating magic mechanical dwarves farting and laughing
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Ian Nerrystone - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 13:18:53 EST ID:I73iNXc1 No.24849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24847
Or a symphony of Oboes.

I never screencapped the greatest drug trip report ever :(
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Mean Lean Codeine Machine - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 14:36:03 EST ID:K6O8kltz No.24854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's really all but mild

I call it the brown waterfall, because it sounds like a waterfall
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Rebecca Nicklefoot - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 18:28:15 EST ID:HMpZzeRz No.24855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what did you say?
I thought I heard dolphins whispering.
Pidgeons in the park whispering secrets about me.
That park has a nice bathroom, sometimes it floods, but more jenk for me.


Is making Jenk as easy as it seems? by iImmy Jones - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 19:54:14 EST ID:ylHcicbJ No.24811 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Newbie here.

I have done some research and it seems all you do is:
>Eat dairy foods and spicy foods for a few days.
>Shit in bucket.
>Funnel it into another bottle and tie a balloon around it.
>Let it ferment for about 2 weeks.
>Untie balloon and inhale it.

Is that really all? If so....then hot damn how come everybody is not doing this shit..literally.
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Eliza Ginnerfutch - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 04:11:29 EST ID:ej+jJxom No.24821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24811
nah man you take some butternut squash, some carrots, an onion, and some potatoes and you cut them all up and bake them for a while.
Then you take all the chopped up pieces and boil them in vegitable broth for a while
then after that you put it all in a blender, add some salt and pepper, and eat it with a whole bunch of bread
you'll thank me later
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Martha Crussleludge - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 20:09:07 EST ID:ylHcicbJ No.24833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24821
I am very interested to try your method. Could you be a little more specific when you say "bake awhile"? I want to make sure the batch I create is of good quality.
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Esther Weblingville - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 07:06:04 EST ID:4SHSr+Ou No.24834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24833
> Could you be a little more specific when you say "bake awhile"?
yes
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hhg6 !//CEObOMBY - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 10:48:17 EST ID:9mdGpNmu No.24835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24833
well i think he meant inside of an oven
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awe !!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 18:19:12 EST ID:jgO6v32g No.24846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24833
pressure cook it OP and then use a fork to whip it all together, I'd also add hot pepper besides black and beans. Please report back and PC for at least half an hour. Use condoms instead of baboons btw.


Don't mind me by Simon Sipperford - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 13:28:45 EST ID:ccNGA9qU No.24795 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Just brewing some jenk
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awe !!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 18:12:40 EST ID:jgO6v32g No.24845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24795
same here. butt my face is melting.


Jenkenes, Septajenkenes and Jenkenoids by Isabella Geshbat - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 06:48:08 EST ID:MD136Fdy No.24815 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How exactly do the smell producing chemicals in jenk affect the high? I can tell for sure that the euphoria and hallucination vary in character from batch to batch, is that caused by the smell/flavor or some characteristic of the main Jenkane fraction?

pic is me
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Doris Bardhall - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 11:11:35 EST ID:p6PkPVeq No.24816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aromatoxins bro. IT'S SCIENCE
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awe !!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 18:11:00 EST ID:jgO6v32g No.24844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24816
this


Premium Sixx Brand Jenk by Wesley Sickleham - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 17:11:36 EST ID:t7JBknyG No.24838 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Have you ever tried premium Jenk straight from Andy's asshole?
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press !//CEObOMBY - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 03:11:00 EST ID:BlM3Jkuv No.24841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ffs dude, just get a vpn or install linux tails and order it through the web
you really cant safely use that local stuff once your tolerance rises since its none standardized and its exact jenkane and secondary compound ratios can vary greatly from batch to batch

i read a lot of bad experience reports on red. d. it. about andys product

just buy some stank coins and find a vendor. we cant source here but there are a few sub red. d. its for jenkem


jenkem in the bedroom; butthash love by Thomas Sizzletore - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 16:52:39 EST ID:bS6B7lRU No.24832 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup /jenk/

well, we finally did it. I told the gf about my jenk and not only was she okay with it, but she wanted to try some. i lit a candle and put it on the nightstand (gotta be careful with those jenk fumes). she didn't wanna do it directly, so i took a fat rip of jenk from my balloon and gave her a brown shotgun. immediately, her pupils dilated and she began to drool. i kept taking huge lungfuls and giving her shotguns and i dont know who browned out first, me or her.

we wanna try this again, but maybe at a lower dose. jenk sex is a little too trippy at those doses to be worthwhile. but what can i say? don't hide your jenk from your lover; experience it with them. we're deeper in love than ever.

but when jenkd
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Archie Chammerstock - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 16:06:37 EST ID:4SHSr+Ou No.24856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This one is gold


is jenkem vegan? by Rebecca Snoddock - Mon, 07 Aug 2017 13:33:55 EST ID:N1RuQkKE No.24753 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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is jenkem vegan?

asking for a friend

also bump while jenked
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Angus Wirrynane - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 21:28:16 EST ID:bETWdXIX No.24787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24753
simple logic: if what goes in is vegan, that which comes out will be vegan...
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George Fallykore - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 18:08:13 EST ID:kCGpA/gP No.24796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24787
So Beef is vegan?
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Charles Cemmlewud - Wed, 08 Nov 2017 20:09:08 EST ID:S+wn94Y0 No.24800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24764
In a quick google search I found a rabbi determining that Kopi Luwak ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak ) is kosher. By that account, jenk should be legal too.
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Rebecca Blenderledging - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 10:39:37 EST ID:m7hmPrv+ No.24807 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24796

Don't be coy with me, boy.
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Clara Boblingham - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 03:05:53 EST ID:+GR79Xp9 No.24831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jenked out my mind man


is fungus smarter than us? by Isabella Pandledack - Sun, 31 Dec 2017 00:45:16 EST ID:MD136Fdy No.24827 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so you got a stomach and you put food in it and your stomach turns the food into shit and piss and then you remove the piss and shot from your body and make jenk which you can ingest once in a while to enjoy yourself. sure if you start harvesting the makings you can jenk every waking moment, but you'll still wake up sober, which means that you were sleeping sober part of the time. plus it'd be a bit of hassle all that work making a lifetime supply.

if you were a fungus your stomach would be on the outside of your body, with the inside facing out and you would live in your food supply essentially swimming in nutrients and jenk for your entire life. you'd never be hungry and you'd never be sober.
doesn't that sound like the way to be? how slick is that fungus that lives in shit? my hero
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Phineas Supperpare - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 21:27:07 EST ID:0wUAP/pq No.24829 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24828
<spoiler>test<spoiler>
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Phineas Supperpare - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 21:28:12 EST ID:0wUAP/pq No.24830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24829
<spoiler> lets see now </spoiler>


Donald "Dump" warning by stompers - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 23:05:29 EST ID:bS6B7lRU No.24822 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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---------------WARNING------------

if ur jenk guy offers you a new flavor on the market called Donald Dump, DON'T INHALE. its cut with cat shit and roaches. my bro almost browned out from half a balloon the other night. i just wanted to warn all jenkers out there about this new shit on the market. yall be safe out there, and jenk moar
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Slum - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 23:07:17 EST ID:XjEcwj7k No.24823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fart


jenk birmingham hmu by Basil Babberham - Thu, 19 Mar 2015 17:20:16 EST ID:TFWPMuDY No.23932 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So does anyone want to share some jenk in Birmingham holla
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Charlotte Bizzleman - Thu, 19 Mar 2015 20:18:39 EST ID:cg21PuxL No.23933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the one in england or the one in alabama
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Shitting Gonnerhall - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 01:52:57 EST ID:L+AmAca9 No.24769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23932
bump
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Oliver Husslefirk - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 18:51:11 EST ID:t61z7GUu No.24773 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23932
coming from an old jenker, i wish my shits still looked like that
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press !AX.nZBombY - Wed, 20 Dec 2017 00:54:03 EST ID:L8BWPeYy No.24813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fucking reported1!
its people like you that put this beutiful comunty at risk


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