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jenkem newbie by Charlotte Crapperman - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 22:43:43 EST ID:XH3IEWt1 No.24605 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A lot of my friends do jenkem but I've always been afraid to try new drugs with them. But they've been doing it for a while and they're still alive. How bad is it really? I would like to hear stories from seasoned jenkem users.
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Charlotte Crapperman - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 22:59:33 EST ID:XH3IEWt1 No.24606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
pls respond
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Charlotte Crapperman - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 23:34:46 EST ID:XH3IEWt1 No.24607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24606
p-plw
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John Brisslefoot - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 00:21:07 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man you're not ready for that kind of darkness. I've gone on some hardcore jenkem binges son. Well beyond the fucking stuff that a normal person does. I mean, I've been in random porta potties I've smelled all sorts of shit. And you know what? I hit some real low. Being a jenk addict is hard as fuck. You don't want to deal with all that, you ain't ready for it. I bet you'd never even suck a dick for jenk.


jenk by Hamilton Hinderfit - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 21:04:13 EST ID:Db3x8ycl No.24582 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i know this a joke board but i actually tried jenk for real and it got me high JENK IS FUCKING LEGIT
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Archie Bebberdale - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 20:37:00 EST ID:UPkgis1t No.24583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24582
jenk is amazing man, one of the best natural highs you can get or extract
by the way, anyone know of any good clearnet jenk vendors? my local supply has run out and too lazy to do an extraction
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Archie Donkinfeg - Thu, 01 Dec 2016 00:30:15 EST ID:a83cptBz No.24585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24583
>i'm a constipated opiate junkie and can't make my own jenk

bad choice
those first few times were pretty OK, but tolerance builds retarded fast. now you don't even really get high, just relief from withdrawal and you can't even make your own jenk. how low have you sunk? dumpster diving for used diapers at toy r us?
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Barnaby Clogglehall - Thu, 05 Jan 2017 21:51:04 EST ID:gp/MMCXz No.24597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24582
>2016 + 2
>still thinks this board is a joke
>still thinks jenk isn't real
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Walter Duckforth - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 14:47:40 EST ID:Whpku2Aj No.24600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24585
love you man. would love to have a jenk sesh with you some time


Carrie Is ded by Doris Gondlewine - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 07:33:48 EST ID:UW+8XIA4 No.24591 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Carrie Fisher ded Rest in Peas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iwHbVJxbAo
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Phoebe Tootbury - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 00:03:50 EST ID:FMo2lzN1 No.24592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
goddamn why did anonamouse have to read what i already know, except that they smoked rock on hoth but that i coulda guessed, ALSO, WHY COULDN'T THE PLANE EMERGENCY LAND IN TEXAS WHERE THEY COULD HAVE SAVED HER

?!?!?!?!1/


god I love farts and dumps by Cedric Shittingson - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:58:24 EST ID:8xWEt+SM No.24587 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>mfw when I see someone taking a shit or farting
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Archie Semblefock - Thu, 22 Dec 2016 16:37:34 EST ID:vkVEXwHB No.24590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I love the long drawn air farts
PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT


jenk science by Fuck Parringlutch - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 16:49:37 EST ID:pjwbi7NP No.24503 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I recently noticed some trolls posting misinformation here so let me make one thing clear:

YOU CANNOT GET HIGH OFF YOUR FARTS.

Jenkem is the fumes given off by fermented shit (and sometimes piss). This undergoes a completely different chemical reaction than what happens when you fart. Think about it this way, you can't get high off of raw hops, but ferment those bitches and suddenly you're drunk as fuck. Same thing with jenkem.

Sigh. It's misinformation like LOL HUFF FARTS NIGGA that causes most people to not take jenkem seriously or even give it a chance. STOP DOING IT PLEASE.
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Awe' God !!vVWR8L52 - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 16:25:09 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24503
how about adding years of accumulated bong resin to the fermentation slurry? does it make one get munchies?
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Augustus Menkinridge - Wed, 07 Sep 2016 09:33:00 EST ID:bLz3W9DP No.24535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24534
My god... just smoke some normal fucking weed with your jenkem you pleb. Cannabis tar is filled to the brim with carcinogens.
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Hamilton Blatherham - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 23:35:16 EST ID:Uh7bsBCI No.24546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol nice graph
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Cornelius Somblepire - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 08:07:53 EST ID:D4eeJPC5 No.24560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24535
>huffs sewage for entertainment
>worried about carcinogens
In the end it's the attitude that gives cancer, carcinogens are just a cooperative component
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Sidney Snodway - Thu, 24 Nov 2016 20:45:25 EST ID:N84ipx7W No.24584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
At first I read ''Cursive elixer of fartful cryptology'' and I laughed so hard


probably true by Graham Turveyway - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 03:31:24 EST ID:/9/NCjy+ No.24549 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sercret CIA program: bulk fermentation of municipal sewage, using the sales proceeds to fund ISIS so as to justify and expanded military budgets and loser rules on surveillance and interrogation techniques.
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Emma Sennerwit - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 23:44:28 EST ID:t9YtGTk0 No.24551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24549
Remember - always make your own jenk or buy it from dealers you trust and whose supply you're familiar with.

Shady blackmarket jenk supports government psyops and terrorism, and is typically of a lower quality anyway. Remember the 'brown plague' series of psychotic episodes and deaths in 2014? Poor quality mass-produced CIA jenk. It had a whole bunch of weird additives in it to make it ferment faster.
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Shitting Pocklekag - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 14:58:59 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24551
Government produced jenk was really nice back in the nineties, when it was produced for the military, but after the ban, they started supplying africa and it was made from runover cow manure and fermented straight in the sewage system so a lot of things got produced in the process that aren't supposed to be in high quality jenkem, like methane and sulfurajenkanide which produces deliriant type of effects. Many people though they lost the magic, because the truth about the universe was no longer revealed to them and they quit jenk all together which is really sad. I'm glad it's a kind of secret drug so at least the prohibition is not an issue. Hopefully with donald jenkem quality is qoing to improve.


dead skunks by George Smallville - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 21:55:07 EST ID:a83cptBz No.24567 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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can i make jenk out of a dead skunk?
i was driving through the countryside & i smells some of the rankest stench that ever reeked, tracked it down to black, white & red patch on the side of the road, so i put it in the back of my pickup to see if make i could make some good shit with it
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Fanny Goodbury - Mon, 31 Oct 2016 21:11:35 EST ID:HJ0BzBYd No.24568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well you're unlikely to find enough shit in a skunk for a full batch.

However, if you've got a batch of some nondescript jenk brewing you can add the skunk's shit to it to really potentiate the brew. Drop the anal glands in too if you're feeling hardcore.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 11 Nov 2016 19:52:49 EST ID:U2KI3Vc/ No.24579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just because it stinks doesn't mean it'll make good jenk. If you cut off the scent glands and let them soak in your brew for a few days, they can add a nice "bite". But they don't add much to the high.


Pour up, Jenk by Ayylmao - Mon, 15 Sep 2014 16:15:27 EST ID:zoldSA5v No.23505 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Pour up (jenk), head shot (jenk)
Sit down (jenk), stand up (jenk)
Pass out (jenk), wake up (jenk)
Faded (jenk), faded (jenk)


Now I done grew up
Round some people living their life in bottles
Granddaddy had the golden ass
Back stroke every day in Chicago
Some people like the way it feels
Some people wanna kill their sorrows
Some people wanna fit in with the popular
That was my problem
It was in the dark ballloon
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Stankass - Sun, 16 Oct 2016 12:11:58 EST ID:YWfgJRnx No.24561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jenk
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 17:54:07 EST ID:5OJInSD5 No.24562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>23511
>>23739
Corn is ooooon the poo
Breathe from aaaaaa balloon
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 18:56:24 EST ID:5OJInSD5 No.24563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24562
HEEEEEE'S THE OOOOOONE
WHO LIKES JENKEM ON HIS TOOOONGUE
AND HE HUFFS UNTIL IT'S GOOOOONE
AND HE SHITS ANOTHER LOOOOOG
BUT HE DON'T ADD ANY PEE
DON'T ADD ANY PEE
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Ebenezer Gobblehall - Fri, 21 Oct 2016 04:22:47 EST ID:GGq1mg1Y No.24564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Twisted off the Jenkem, watching Iron Chef
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Hubert Cumberdale - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 18:22:32 EST ID:OFURi5OB No.24566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23505
Justin Roiland confirmed for Jenkem user.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oCqPDngrgM
11:00


first stank token by Jenny Siffingville - Sun, 31 Jan 2016 14:01:15 EST ID:08kmojWu No.24384 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what now? does it give me access to stuff(seriously)?
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Jack Firrybury - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 13:30:21 EST ID:tudp3F/r No.24389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24388
stankass
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Nathaniel Buttinggold - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 17:20:36 EST ID:a4NOJ4R7 No.24391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>waiting for "the man" to "give" you stank tokens

I MAKE MY OWN MOTHERFUCKER
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 20 Feb 2016 16:48:29 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24391
How deep does this go? Is there an illegal black market for stank tokens?
Or should I say...
brown market?
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!GOACID/XyA - Sun, 21 Feb 2016 05:20:19 EST ID:kBHzXsAr No.24407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24406

>How deep does this go?

All the way to the lower intestinal tract, baby.
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William Sashdone - Thu, 27 Oct 2016 14:18:28 EST ID:ZjEQh2nY No.24565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24407
a sucky sucky pat on the back


favorite jenk literature? by kerflap - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 12:30:29 EST ID:72B1saWH No.24538 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what is ur favorite thing to read on da jenk. I love reading da sonichu, it make so much sense on dat jenk. nigga you just went full KERFLAP
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 15 Sep 2016 00:09:56 EST ID:DH840aw8 No.24542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Priscilla Honeybanks - Thu, 22 Sep 2016 13:45:29 EST ID:WhD65Rst No.24545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24538
Mein Kampf goes quite well with huffin that brown.
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Awe' God !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 07:44:05 EST ID:ym3hngpU No.24559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24538
written by J. Jenkins himself, doesn't get much better than this https://humanurehandbook.com/downloads/H2.pdf


smuggling jenk into prison by changaaki - Tue, 16 Aug 2016 18:34:11 EST ID:TIgNiehl No.24527 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone here ever keistered their jenk?

Did you use a condom? Or did you just plug the gas right up your butt? (would that even work???)
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Henry Tootshaw - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 09:31:05 EST ID:vGp5vUF0 No.24541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Are they denying you food and water? Is there something in place preventing you from cupping your hands under your scrotum with the brew in it and letting it ferment directly into your taint for a subtle yet prolonged experience?
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Beatrice Greenstone - Mon, 19 Sep 2016 00:28:13 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24541
>Are they denying you food and water?

this, nobody but a first time offender smuggles it in because you can brew in your cell so easily so everyone does it, even the people who don't jenk cause they can trade it for cigs & buttsex


Jenk Question by Henry Drannerhood - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 14:20:42 EST ID:iGYOpzOJ No.24529 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am a fine Jenk Connoisseur who only huffs the primest of Jenk and get jonked on a daily basis. I was wondering how much jonking it would take for me to jenk the life out of my body? Could getting too jonked kill me? Please hurry! i'm on about 40ccs of Jenk right now and i'm starting to have withdrawal symptoms
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David Hallycocke - Mon, 29 Aug 2016 23:51:14 EST ID:TCsSFL2G No.24530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
about tree fiddy
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GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 02:35:31 EST ID:6D3U7uGu No.24533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't condone suicide attempts. Huff safely, brah! If you run out of jenk, a combination of diazepam and PCP is known to be the best medicine for /jenk/ withdrawal besides the brown gold itself.

But no, it's not possible to "overdose" on jenk; you can only die from stupid mistakes like sucking a balloon into your throat or going to sleep with a fart mask over your face. Jenkem is uncannily safe in that way.
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Clara Brepperhood - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 01:41:46 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24533
i tried to save up enough to see if i could suffocate myself in a jenk atmosphere so thick that there wasn't enough oxygen, but i just can handle having a stash that big, every time get like 10% of what i need i just good on a crazy jerk bender. never od'd, did inhale the baloon a few times before i learned about using volcano bags for safety.
sell your toilet
huff jenk erryday


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