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Donald "Dump" warning by stompers - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 23:05:29 EST ID:bS6B7lRU No.24822 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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if ur jenk guy offers you a new flavor on the market called Donald Dump, DON'T INHALE. its cut with cat shit and roaches. my bro almost browned out from half a balloon the other night. i just wanted to warn all jenkers out there about this new shit on the market. yall be safe out there, and jenk moar
Slum - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 23:07:17 EST ID:XjEcwj7k No.24823 Ignore Report Quick Reply

jenk birmingham hmu by Basil Babberham - Thu, 19 Mar 2015 17:20:16 EST ID:TFWPMuDY No.23932 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So does anyone want to share some jenk in Birmingham holla
Charlotte Bizzleman - Thu, 19 Mar 2015 20:18:39 EST ID:cg21PuxL No.23933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the one in england or the one in alabama
Shitting Gonnerhall - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 01:52:57 EST ID:L+AmAca9 No.24769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oliver Husslefirk - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 18:51:11 EST ID:t61z7GUu No.24773 Ignore Report Quick Reply
coming from an old jenker, i wish my shits still looked like that
press !AX.nZBombY - Wed, 20 Dec 2017 00:54:03 EST ID:L8BWPeYy No.24813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fucking reported1!
its people like you that put this beutiful comunty at risk

jenk as a sex drug? by Lillian Micklelut - Thu, 27 Jul 2017 19:36:43 EST ID:nkTSyerb No.24746 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hey /jenk/

so, me and the girl have been feeling adventurous lately, trying to spice things up in the bedroom. for the longest time, we'd do whippets while she rode me, sometimes poppers when we'd do anal. my girl has never been into inhalants as much as me, so im kinda nervous about bringing up the idea of jenk in the bedroom. she doesnt know about my lab down in the basement, and im scared she might be kinda grossed out about it.

should i bring it up to her? i love her almost as i love jenk, but i dont wanna lose either one.
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 05:40:53 EST ID:uKk0HPRz No.24761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes. If she'll do whippets, she can probably get into jenkem. Things can get very kinky very fast when you start using jenkem for sex. I've seen people with the most vanilla sex lives turn into full-on scat/fart freaks and urolagniacs after doing jenk with their partners. One girl actually got so overzealous with the enemas that she ruptured her colon, and her BF never called 911 because he was too busy licking up the mess and jerking off with little bloody bits of intestinal tissue.

But yeah, the jenkgasm is a heck of a darn good time.
Augustus Shittingcocke - Thu, 24 Aug 2017 02:19:33 EST ID:AhltjhDx No.24766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So that is how you got the way u are.
Ian Dandersut - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 14:04:28 EST ID:gz+i8zc0 No.24767 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>the idea of jenk in the bedroom
Barnaby Goodson - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 21:55:21 EST ID:YK1WXuja No.24780 Ignore Report Quick Reply

best urine for jenk brews by Charles Dobbleway - Sat, 19 Aug 2017 13:06:17 EST ID:N1RuQkKE No.24762 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hey what urine is the best for brewing jenk?

for the longest time i was using middle of the day urine, kinda bright yellow, but i was thinkin maybe that first piss of the morning might be better? its certainly more pungent.

also, tips on preferred fecal forms would be great. diarrhea clumps or logs?

you guys are the experts...
Augustus Domblewill - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 13:16:45 EST ID:JwWvgiAN No.24765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I typically use mid-stream piss as most of the impurities have been expelled. I do not recommend first piss of the day as it may contaminate your jenk
Barnaby Goodson - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 21:53:52 EST ID:YK1WXuja No.24779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it really depends on your tastes. if you prefer a smoother, cleaner hit of jenk, use freshly hydrated piss that's clear and not too pungent. The higher water content will also encourage bacterial breakdown on the feces, creating microscopic molds which help produce a higher grade jenk gas.

However, if you like a more acidic, tangy jenkem gas which is less psychoactively robust and more of a "body high", you'll want to use some golden-grade piss that stains the toilet bowl. This can be created through dehydration, or if you'll really dedicated to your jenkology, contraction of a bladder infection and/or urinary tract infection. This is considered a bit "too far" by some people, but the option is always available. Try to avoid using the first piss of the day as this is usually spoiled overnight.

As for preferred fecal forms, telling that would be a trade secret. Experiment, see what you can develop. Remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

active ingredient to jenk? by Cedric Nicklespear - Mon, 04 Sep 2017 01:41:02 EST ID:++4Jhz8m No.24774 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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not gonna ask if its real (i know what happens)
i have two questions

>what is the active stuff in jenk that actually gives you any buzz
is it just oxygen deprivation?

>can the active ingredient be isolated and extracted?
snorting crystal jenk anyone?
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 01:58:12 EST ID:mhvCDpoa No.24775 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>what is the active stuff in jenk that actually gives you any buzz
Jenkane is the main one. It's probably an NMDA antagonist, but some[who?] have speculated the existence of a "jenkenoid receptor"... research is very scant in this area.

>can the active ingredient be isolated and extracted?
I don't see why not. The people who use jenkem usually can't get the chemicals and equipment necessary to do this. And why would you want to? Doing a full jenkyline extraction would mean releasing most of the methyl mercaptan, hydrogen sulfide, and other good shit which adds many enjoyable effects to the jenk experience.
Nathaniel Nullyshit - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:18:54 EST ID:7XeTAt/Y No.24778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
On the topic of extraction;

It is not very economical.
You're right in that it would take a fair amount of commitment, equipment and knowledge to be able to effectively extract every one of the active chemicals found in jenk, further to that the full list of chemicals in the cocktail that are actually psychoactive appears to be disputed. You'd probably waste your time extracting a bunch of chemicals that won't work alongside the active ones, making a sub par product (wasting time and materials) or you'd end up missing out a chem that is essential to the full and proper jenk experience.

It's much cheaper and faster to just brew jenk without all of the extra stuff needed for extraction, the cost of jenk is the cost of a bottle and some food that you needed to buy anyway. Even with the cheapest extractions you'd likely have to spend a few hundred $ on glassware.

Anyway there is no real advantage to it besides maybe having a more potent product cause if your brew tastes worse than a fart you've done something wrong.

mexican butt poppers by Jarvis Feffingmudging - Thu, 31 Aug 2017 23:34:27 EST ID:N1RuQkKE No.24770 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup jenkers

im workin on a new batch of Mexican Butt Poppers and i'm wondering if I should use the regular flamin' hot cheetos, or the extra spicy brand. does Maltodextrin content factor in? I want a better product, but my test boofs aren't going so great.
Walter Crucklehood - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 16:26:54 EST ID:hWwP8XMA No.24771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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of those two, the 2x spicy, but if you can, get flaming hot pork rinds. the extra fat content and lack of fiber make for a really dense, sludgelike, and morbidly putrid base.
Oliver Husslefirk - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 18:50:04 EST ID:t61z7GUu No.24772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The old turbo flame always seems to do the trick when i need to spice up a batch. The disodium inosinate gives it a nice, frothy header

Try doing a dextrin extract on that bag of cheetos. It might solve your sub par boof problem

the bottle you put your shit in by Lillian Dudgetire - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 03:02:23 EST ID:ll+Vynue No.24593 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what do you put your shit in (pic unreated)
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Where is spar dough>? !zzCDEtq2eI - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 02:53:04 EST ID:Kldwn7i9 No.24699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my ass smells like a shite
Reuben Turveyshaw - Wed, 03 May 2017 15:33:24 EST ID:7XeTAt/Y No.24708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Although it seems possible to collect some jenk distillate purely for the purpose of IV, I would strongly advise against it.
A lot of people on this board seem to have forgotten it''s still shit at the end of the day and very unsanitary although, granted inhaling the poop fumes poses little risk aside from a slightly bad after taste.

Anyway i'd say unless you're certain you know what you're doing and you are sure there is no way to contaminate your end product do not attempt to make IV jenkem.

Also I don't have enough data but wouldn't some of the active compounds precipitate out of solution and pose a danger if intending to IV?
Nathaniel Dengerkodging - Wed, 12 Jul 2017 18:07:34 EST ID:AmXy8cQC No.24741 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://www.rabb.it/g0ldsacks come hang out with fellow jenkers.
John Dishstone - Tue, 01 Aug 2017 18:00:08 EST ID:N1RuQkKE No.24751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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wrong answer, asshole. jenkem brews produce extremely dense, high pressure gas. no one brews jenk in glass because the pressure will cause it to explode. your advice will kill someone. please stop posting.


YOU CANNOT IV JENK. jenk is ONLY active in gas form. while you can make Mexican Butt Poppers for suppository use, this is only because of certain additives in Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Stop giving poor advice before you hurt some novice Jenker.

You both should be ashamed of yourselves.
Frederick Siddlelark - Mon, 28 Aug 2017 01:15:36 EST ID:AD/SbfqN No.24768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Flamin' hot Cheetos

My fuckin side

I fucked up and need to post goats by David Drittingstone - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 14:09:32 EST ID:UsJGlYJC No.24757 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Goats mac tots.
Betsy Drirryshaw - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 14:19:53 EST ID:nkTSyerb No.24758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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kill stompy
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is this a goat i may have hrffed tooo much jenk?

Famous historical figures who did jenkem by Albert Shakehood - Tue, 01 Nov 2016 08:34:25 EST ID:1U5ErQkR No.24569 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Awe' God !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 06 Jan 2017 15:12:47 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
god why is this le hilarious
Jenny Crengerkin - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 15:17:24 EST ID:ZA32xm9w No.24603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
mfw - Wed, 03 May 2017 00:54:12 EST ID:HMpZzeRz No.24704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Clara Canninghotch - Wed, 24 May 2017 16:06:58 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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he was a jenk user
Hannah Trotlock - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 22:35:16 EST ID:I/gNzumZ No.24752 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Eh bien, I shall mail fail it for sure. Oui, by the love of my skin, I shit on your nose, so it runs down your chin...
Really makes you think..

Beginner thread by StraightEdgeJ - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 02:12:12 EST ID:gxqgFsfi No.24743 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alright you assholes, I know what happens when someone asks if jenk is real so I'm gonna skip that question.
Now, I'm an open minded person and I think I'm finally ready to make my own. Paying for it is out of the question as I want to know exactly what's in my batch. I need ideas and advice to get the most of my Jenkem

>what to eat & drink for the next two weeks
>what size bottle (I was thinking 2 L)
>how to bottle without losing the product or getting any on my hands
>how long to ferment for
>where to hide it from possible poachers
>any other tips & tricks

If it's inevitable to get some on my hands or clothes you might as well just tell me right off the bat please. I'll get over it
David Drinnerpet - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 21:33:18 EST ID:7XeTAt/Y No.24744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>what to eat & drink for the next two weeks
Anything you like, experiment with different brews. I recommend potatoes and fruit.

>what size bottle (I was thinking 2 L)
2L is fine 3L is better
>how to bottle without losing the product or getting any on my hands
Poop in a bucket then use a funnel and a stick to jam it all in the bottle
>how long to ferment for
2 weeks minimum 1 month is better
>where to hide it from possible poachers
That's up to you man, I don't think many people will be after it jenk is still pretty niche
>any other tips & tricks
Huff errday
Martha Chankinkick - Sun, 30 Jul 2017 15:06:40 EST ID:N1RuQkKE No.24750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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pro brewmeister here, OP. i cant say much, but lets just say a few of my brown bombers might've made it across the border from my lab in mexico :y


>what to eat & drink for the next two weeks

i find that mexican or indian food is the best. be careful with your safrole intake, it leads to decarboxyolation of jenkylaminos and generally degrades the product. most foods that produce the loudest, rankest farts are the best. think brussels sprouts, broccoli, spinach, cheap beer, beef jerky; make sure to eat lots of hot sauce. adds a good flavor and a smooth mouthfeel.

>what size bottle (I was thinking 2 L)

2L are okay, but you want to be able to capture as much jenkane gas as possible. your average balloon won't inflate from the low, dense pressure of jenk gas, so youre going to need something thinner. i prefer to use a 5 gallon bucket (you can get them at any hardware store) with a magnum condom (for my monster dong) stretched all the way around the mouth of the bucket. magnum condoms are designed for length and girth and stretch easily. this will capture more gas. make sure the lube side out on the OUTSIDE. i made this mistake once.

>how to bottle without losing the product or getting any on my hands

you dont want to bottle jenk gas. it loses potency after a week or so. in my world, the fresher the better. if you MUST preserve, do it like kombucha/sourdough and save a jenk 'starter' for your next batch. it will have a lower ph content which is perfect for preservation. DONT let the starter dry out or it will deactivate. keep it moist and spray it with water once or twice a day. brewers yeast can be added for longer shelf life, as well as reducing the "earthy" flavors you find in lower quality brews. another way to preserve your jenk long-term is to convert it into Mexican Butt Popper form. this preservation renders the jenk VERY potent, so make sure to wash your hands if you go this route. PM me for details.
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nootropic effects in jenkem? by Nicholas Shakeford - Fri, 28 Jul 2017 14:24:22 EST ID:N1RuQkKE No.24748 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup /jenk/?

long time browner here, first time poster.

i've been doing a lot of studying for my finals at Uni; at first i considered possibly reducing my brownouts, but the stress and pressure kinda got to me and I found myself dipping back into my jenk stash. i figured as an inhalant, jenk was bad for my neural pathways, but after about 3 weeks of pretty regular jenk usage, i swear I'm feeling some type of nootropic effects. i've been testing it with memory cards and tests, and I could almost swear my cognition has improved dramatically. which leads me to wonder: does jenkylamide have any nootropic effects? i could compare the results to be on par or even better than a noopept regimen. crazy shit, /jenk/!

have any of my fellow browners had any positive results? it can't be just me.

Lonely by John Bardfoot - Wed, 12 Jul 2017 03:35:51 EST ID:H0XLXEKc No.24740 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone in St. Louis wanna jenk meet tonight? I've got two bags 12 week load.

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