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Jenk stank by Dank Jenk - Thu, 07 Jul 2016 02:14:24 EST ID:NU6iIROf No.24493 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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just checking in on my fellow jenk'ers, wanted to know how everyone prefers to collect their favorite jenk, I always have to lean with the elephant, although I seem to always lean toward quantity than quality...
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Basil Firringgold - Wed, 13 Jul 2016 04:06:26 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24493
animal jenk is slavery


the tools by Clara Drillywen - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 05:49:30 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24507 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Jenk paraphernalia thread:
I've found that if you squat over a mason jar just right you can tuck your dick into it and also shit in it directly at the same time no problem. I have one of those mason jar bong lids & I just plug the stem put a balloon on the mouthpiece.
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Clara Drillywen - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 05:55:39 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The other thing I found out is you think your stuff is all run out and you need to start a new batch? Use it in your bong, the heat & agitation will release a few more good jenx.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 00:53:54 EST ID:5TLZb0zO No.24509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Thanks for the tip. I've been using one jar for my anus and one for my dick, but this could save a little time.

>>24508
>Use it in your bong, the heat & agitation will release a few more good jenx.

Le fuq? You can't allow a flame anywhere near jenkem; it'll destroy the jenkylines!

When a jar of jenk is almost done producing, what I like to do is take a spoonful of fecal solids from the bottom and add it to my new jar of fresh poop and pee. It gets the fresh poop fermenting within MINUTES. If you know anything about winemaking, this is similar to reusing the yeasty goop from a finished batch of wine to kickstart fermentation in a new batch.

Good luck and happy huffing!
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Lydia Hobberwill - Fri, 29 Jul 2016 13:18:55 EST ID:j9yfopIv No.24510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
u cann get high on bonging jenk its an ancient sercret the secrert jenkylines are released into ur lungs and itss like a whole nother kind of high but I wouldt recomend doing it often becausee it an lead to too much aweseomness! =D


Sharing the joys of Jenk by Betsy Pashstock - Thu, 31 Dec 2015 17:13:13 EST ID:4/RnJjul No.24359 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If I decide to stare it's usually with a, "Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?" look.

I'm about 6'7'' so even when I'm just trying to be friendly (i.e. not farting on a stanger kid's head) and meeting a family member's or friend's kid for the first time, I've noticed they get very 'hide between their mother's legs' intimidated on sight if I'm not sitting down. So it's not hard for me to silence/intimidate a child, especially when I'm trying to.
However, a few times I've been called out. One time I was pretty drunk with a friend at a Target buying Risk (and no, we never finished playing the whole game). This little mexican 5-7 year old with a mohawk, was being an insufferable little shit in the action figure section. I heard him from like 5 aisles over and it was like nails on a chalkboard. I tell my friend, "I'm gonna fart on this kids head. Watch and learn."

I saunter on over to the aisle in question and see the vile little prick calling his mom an "idiot" for not buying him a huge fucking G.I. JOE The Movie vehicle (which pissed me off even more considering how awful that movie was. BUY SOME GOOD TOYS!) "I already bought that one for you and you broke it by throwing it down the stairs" "SHUT UP. I NEED IT. IT'S THE ONLY ONE I DON'T HAVE NOW." The mother was younger than me (I'm mid twenties) and gave a defeated look, "I don't have enough money right now." "YOU ARE AN IDIOT," and continued to just berate and publicly shame this woman.

At the time, I was on a strict Chipotle carnitas burrito diet. And while I was watching all this, my stomach gave me an initial warning gurgle (very courteous stomach) telling me I was about an hour away from punishing the toilet. Serendipity! Destiny!

I inch a bit closer to my prey, inspecting some wrestling toys and pondering the weird homoeroticness of the whole 'sport' in general. The kid shouts "FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU!" The mom rolls her eyes and turns her back to the kid to ignore him. And could you believe it, the kid gets on his hands and knees and starts taking the toy out of the box. It's go time, motherfucker.

I position my back towards him and at this point am like 2 feet away from him. His head is down, getting frustrated with those god damn twisty tie things, and I go for the kill. I bend down to reach for the one of the toys on the lower shelf. At this point, my ass is INCHES away from this kids head.

Now, generally speaking, the best way to go about this is to act casual, drop your belly bomb, then walk away after a few seconds like nothing is out of the ordinary. I usually go one aisle over and listen to the kid's reaction in delight. However, today I couldn't help myself. I have my head tilted back looking at this kid out of the corner of my eye, to ensure accuracy.
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Lydia Monderlock - Mon, 04 Apr 2016 04:51:15 EST ID:nUl2jSPR No.24438 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is incredible

The Larry David at the end is the icing on the cake
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 05:16:26 EST ID:L6kKyEoz No.24439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This thread is a reminder that I don't know many copypastas.
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James Peppercocke - Mon, 23 May 2016 18:25:27 EST ID:8d6M+9P8 No.24462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24438
preeeety preety good
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Rebecca Munnerkotch - Thu, 26 May 2016 05:26:51 EST ID:7PaoAzcN No.24466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know how I ended up in /jenk/ but this post was totally worth it. Many a good laughs were had while reading this.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 13:46:41 EST ID:tP9s6cDY No.24502 Report Quick Reply
Damn what a story.


So, I just got my bachelors in jenkem by Phoebe Chunderted - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 02:26:57 EST ID:xZ8thCwd No.24486 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yep. After 4 long years filled with anal gas and interesting rectum related orchestras, I am finally a licensed flatulance and jenkem transporter. I'm no jenk mod I can be if you guys ever need one. I mean, I AM technically certified now, and I -love- inhaling my own farts.

Long Live Flatulance
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Graham Sicklelure - Tue, 28 Jun 2016 19:05:59 EST ID:oeyFk+k9 No.24488 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24486
flatulence isn't even shit bro
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Martin Sillyspear - Thu, 07 Jul 2016 16:19:32 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24488
Flatulence, my friend, is the Essence of Life and is all that one needs to be Euphoric.


Dump taking? by ATLiens - Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:39:38 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24363 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So. Let's talk dumps.
Ever take a dump out of your own anus before?
Like, get DUMPED on, fools, heh.

Brah. People like CrazyFolksTribe couldn't give two dumps on what type of jenk you're huffing, guys like me, heh, we just want to take dumps. Trust me, I've inhaled CrazyFolks' farts before. We send eachothers farts via Ziploc bag in the mail, I love trying other peoples homebrew stankems.

Take into consideration how cute anal can be, we've got poopoo stankems for breakfast lunch and dinner in this shithole town.

Yes, I plead ignorance, my stench isn't what I used to be but god damnit this is AMERICA. You wouldn't know an god damn thing about freedom god damnit I only inhale domestic gasses bitch get that terrorist butthash out of here.

When it comes down to it I generate massive revenue for jenkane research because my amendment has the freedom and courage to do so in liberty. Don't like it? Heh, go insert my own anus into your nose, FART into it, and inhale the stench see what a real buzz is about bitch you never stank before heh. Nitchass Biggas I'm Sick of This Bull Ish, Take a Step Down Chump
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 07 Jan 2016 01:43:56 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DID I TELL YOU YOU COULD HUFF THAT SHIT? HUH?

No. You were supposed to give the Ziploc bag of jenk to the Salvation Army to help poor street jenkies better their lives. And what did you do? Huffed it all like the fart fiend you are. This is why you will never be able to ferment a good strain that's heavy on N,N-dimethyljenkamide. You will always be addicted to the stench of casual narcotic jenkine-filled poop sauce, getting high without ever experiencing the TRUTH that is a deep, hallucinatory brownout from real Christmas turkey jenk.

I take big dumps filled with blood as a sacrifice to the Jenk Lords of Mount Chimborazo.
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Emma Lightman - Mon, 11 Jan 2016 17:22:48 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Test
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Cornelius Blathershit - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 02:46:09 EST ID:xZ8thCwd No.24484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Farts though.


Fox Jenk by Martin Fivingnore - Fri, 01 Apr 2016 20:41:47 EST ID:7sxsAm56 No.24436 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone ever had fox jenk?

They say its the holy grail of jenkem
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StraightEdgeJ !ZkzWE2qcTY - Sun, 03 Apr 2016 02:21:00 EST ID:tR1XJB7e No.24437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24436
I tried it once. It was pretty good but the foxes don't come around often so I had to cut it with dog shit. My clients didn't even fucking notice lol
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 30 May 2016 18:48:51 EST ID:7CEnxvhH No.24473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mmmmm, I bet that feels wonderful for the fox. I get hard every time I see this image. Would love to fap with a big bag of fox jenk tied over my head.
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Ebenezer Greendock - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 01:03:09 EST ID:Dps9Mu6L No.24483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fox jenk is the absolute best, but if you can't afford it, coyote jenk comes a close second.


fuck off by Barnaby Blatherstone - Wed, 25 May 2016 02:35:46 EST ID:yNfVstm3 No.24464 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Are you niggas for real? Is this an actual thing? I remember the media reports of Jenkem. The origins from Totse.

I've always throught it was a top tier meme, but this board gives it a legitimacy. There's no answers.

Is jenkem seriously a butt hallucinogen you can make with your piss, shit, sunlight, a balloon, and a bottle? Or is this a nearly 2 decade old urban legend? Honesty is appreciated.
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Molly Sellerford - Sat, 04 Jun 2016 00:39:24 EST ID:vGp5vUF0 No.24475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24468
Uh oh, ive been importing my Indian-Butthash in compressed air tanks. They scrape it right off the street and it tastes strongly of curry and butter chicken.
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Augustus Wudgeridge - Sat, 04 Jun 2016 12:31:11 EST ID:z/BDLofG No.24476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24475
That sounds pretty delicious to be honest. Worth the unhygienic, in my opinion
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Lillian Wonkinchatch - Mon, 06 Jun 2016 16:07:35 EST ID:v+hxqggs No.24477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24464
Yes, huffing poo-fumes sounds like a totally rad way to get high.... if you live in the 3rd world.
I can barely stand the smell of my shits in the toilet, so dealing with it in open air, getting it into a bottle, stirrin' in urine, and then REVISITING it to inhale? Joke is on anyone who attempts it. Even if it did work, there's no way all that would be worth the resulting "high". Unless of course life is shit in Rwanda, in which case: huff it.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 06 Jun 2016 16:48:52 EST ID:aGaNhZ8s No.24478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24477
After that first J-hole, you start to enjoy the smell of your and other people's shits rather than hating it. Like how I've come to associate the smell of lavender with getting high on Benzedrex.
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Shitting Grimbury - Tue, 07 Jun 2016 18:18:06 EST ID:XMxyZMDD No.24480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24464
jenkit bb


Huff Poop Smoke by Ariana Huffington - Fri, 25 Mar 2016 21:58:59 EST ID:ComC9bdo No.24429 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Grimiest man in the world smokes animal dung. I want to know: is this an efficient or otherwise robust way to jenk? What types of poop are appropriate for jenk combustion?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 28 Mar 2016 02:30:58 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It has to be from orphans. The younger, the better.
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Matilda Snodway - Sun, 10 Apr 2016 22:24:06 EST ID:HikS24DQ No.24441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes, but no. You need to contain the smoke, in a balloon or other receptacle. Then, after the jenkane has stabilized you can extract and subsequently inspirate the collected gas.
It's a basic extraction, and I have done this many times myself
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Eugene Tootwater - Sun, 29 May 2016 23:26:16 EST ID:cl4+NDwZ No.24472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's the best way. Nug like turds are your best bet. Dry it then put in a grinder, hope this helps.


My jenk lab by Rebecca Chazzlelock - Tue, 24 May 2016 19:39:43 EST ID:eWn+G3gc No.24463 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Gapouch gaburra cartel industrial jenk manufacture aka JET from fallout


A spiritual act by Thomas Ciffingridge - Sun, 01 May 2016 18:15:56 EST ID:lN4q/POp No.24455 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Our body and Lord gifted us with the possibility to produce jenkem, ergo we must use it with the fully intentioned respect it deserves. If you use jenkem without spiritual intention, you're not using it in the respectful nature that it was intended to be used. Jenkem is a gift bestowed to us from an ever-lasting and all-loving God. Meditate upon the glory of God and jenkem before every use.
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Charles Clombleset - Tue, 03 May 2016 22:20:23 EST ID:PtQyoRRH No.24456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Can Jenkem be smoked and the experience still be considered spiritual?


Pic is Corprolite, better known as fossilized feces. It is the fine wine of the jenkem community and I would pay handsomely for a chunk. Just gotta melt it back down of course and allow it to age for a bit longer as a liquid in a container of course. It won't age more as a solid fossil, hence how it can be stored for future use. The aging process of jenkem is what exhausts the starting material over time, eventually rendering it useless, unless preserved via some sort of solidification process. (freezing, fossilizing)
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Hugh Blevingkare - Thu, 05 May 2016 14:26:43 EST ID:lN4q/POp No.24458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24456
That's not how fossilization works. The shape of the object is retained but all organic matter in the object becomes replaced by minerals. The color is coincidental; many organic fossils are brown. You're making a mockery of jenkem and adding to the negative stigma it does not deserve.
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David Dommleforth - Fri, 06 May 2016 01:47:42 EST ID:PtQyoRRH No.24459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24458
I'm not saying you are wrong, just wanting to say that I am currently /jenk/ed as fack off some Corprolite I finally managed to obtain! I had to source this Shit from China. Doesn't seem the most legit, definitely feels legit.

Stay /jenk/ed guys. I learned it don't matter what the fuck the shit is or isn't, so long as it still gets you nice and /jenk/y!!


Animals? by Cornelius Sittingpat - Tue, 07 Apr 2015 15:11:59 EST ID:LNepVmfM No.23960 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Work on a farm...there is a large supply/variety. Anyone have experience with animal material?
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Hamilton Cullyhood - Sat, 23 Jan 2016 23:59:37 EST ID:98Ebjpaa No.24378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Can someone please show me how to go to catalog on this website?
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Albert Pittforth - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 04:28:13 EST ID:6HqYDtHk No.24379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24378
http://voidy.droppages.com/420chancatalog/index.html?board=jenk
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Phyllis Pambledadge - Sat, 30 Jan 2016 06:19:47 EST ID:JSup5cRn No.24383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's where fuckin' JET comes from, BITCH.
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Priscilla Wappertore - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 23:34:43 EST ID:EOX91eO7 No.24385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>23966
yeah i think i saw that on 1000 ways to die or something
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Casper - Sat, 30 Apr 2016 14:39:43 EST ID:LNepVmfM No.24451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol I thought this thread looked familiar. Was like "someone used the same pic that I did when I worked at that farm"...LOL.

Probably write a decent guide soon...or a shitty blog? Always got sketched about animals though and after a while you get used to your own shit...just appreciated the atmosphere at the farm. Don't think I"ll ever get over how odd this is. Makes me feel incredibly human.


how stank token by Samuel Cheddledock - Sun, 24 Apr 2016 11:37:40 EST ID:3ffoOcrI No.24447 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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"dick everywhere"
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 01 May 2016 04:28:03 EST ID:yhnFn+k3 No.24454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey u a NIGGUR! Do the stanky leeeeeggggggg


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