/jenk/ HUFF JENK ERRYDAY
anyone here finna trade stank tokens, need money for jenk
I'm not stanky enough.
seriously what is the point of this board, everybody knows jenkem is a hoax.
>>24724wtf r u a retard?
Have you tried to Jenk? you just think it is a hoax because you haven't tried it yet. those sweet fumes get me rolling on the sweetest of highs.
If one was to want to end their life, would 0.5g of fent be enough to fell them? Assuming they had used in the past but had been clean for over a month.
>>24718Get some help OP, you don't need to end it.
>>24718Wrong board OP. If you want to die here, you're going to have to be full of shit.
yo so if you fermented your shit in booze could you drink the jenk juice and get jenked?
>>24719Sorry Mr. Shittingwater, you have to inhale the jenkane.No reason why you couldn't huff up a load of jenk then drink some beers though, that is if you're stull standing after taking a blast of the brown gas
Has anyone ever tried using a Fingerbox while high on Jenkem?I hear the combination can be euphoric but I've never tried it myself.
>>24696I tried it once, completely passed out and woke up later and there was shit all over my fingerbox i still can't get the stank out
It's a fucking memeYou get too distracted by the fingerbox action to enjoy the jenk high, they totally cancel out
Ihad sommeu jekn em at the partyhg nowit wont stopfels gooddmen
>>24713Jenked outta my gourd on some shit I harvested from a street in Calcutta
So I was wondering if there were any darknet vendors that sold quality jenk.I know you can make it but I don't want to bother learning or going through the trouble so DON'T SUGGEST THAT.Thanks.
>>24692it's really hard to get through customs, that stank man
>>24694Ok so domestic vendors only?
>>24692Look man jenk is pretty niche and i've rarely seen it on the dark web. Your best bet is to find some chatroom of jenk enthusiasts and gain their trust cause they like to try a bunch of different brews and send them out to each other.Frankly though you're a retard if you don't want to learn how to make some dank stank jank. It's as easy as shitting in a bottle.
I have a boner
JENK IT UP
>>24619Dont you ever ever ever stop bumping and jenking. That's what lifes all about.
>>24620can i get my high from pee pee?
>>24682Jeaankkk beimmmpp gyduiis im SSO jeked rit nopww lloklool wutt???..
>>24701No u reatardBUMP WJILE HUF;FNG POOP FUSME
can u get aids from inhaling gay jenk? i hacked into my neighbors sewage line & i've been stealing his makings for a couple months now, long enough to have some good batches ready to go. so i just found out this dude is a homo.am i indirectly sucking cocks if i huff the fumes off of his fermented poop?
unless he has bowel cancer, or his blood is somehow bleeding into his shit, you should be fine
>>24685what if there was gay jizz in his ass when he pooped?
>>24684>can u get aids from inhaling gay jenk? Only if the last cock in his ass was black.
>can u get aids from inhaling gay jenk?
So, I've been high of butthash for a long time. I wanna make a new strain of jenk that's really good. How do I do that
jenk hard until u figure out how or until u die. if u just brown out then u keep on jenkin when you come to
I want to make the best mother fucking batch of jenk that this world has ever seen. How do I do it? I was thinking of drinking a shitload of mountain dew eating a bunch of cheeseburgers, and fucking slamming a bunch of beer. Then I'd jump around on a trampoline till that sweet sweet sauce got bounced the fuck around in my stomach. I want this to be the best damn jenk this worlds ever seen. How the fuck do I do it? Does shaking up the food fucking make it a better jenk?
>>24586take a dump inside of a woman's rectum and let it ferment in her bowels so both of your shit will combine and form much more potent jenkinoids and anal gasses when she lets it all out
Raw eggs, whole milk, and then lemon juice. Not at once. One cup each. Then you will magic magic.
A quality jenk batch can be made by a lactose intolerant person drinking large quantities of milk, I'd also recommend some pinto beans as well. Look into those foods that contain sugars the body can't break down, which cause sporadic bacteria activity in the intestine. This is just one idea but I must confirm that milk trick was the best jenk I've ever tried, you might need to do some extensive research on gut fauna to create the absolute best mankind has ever seen.
The best Jenk will have the whole spectrum of Jenkaloids in it, including high proportions of Jenkane with a small mix of Jenkylene and less Jenkamine.This means you have to ferment it with lots of different and diverse sources. Your own stash, yes, but also other people's stashes, preferably mixing up genders, races, diets, and even perhaps some animal brown.Ferment this, extract your Jenk properly and you'll have a truly explosive combination. The stankiest stuff I've ever had was prepared in this fashion. If you want to go extra, you can even fill a gas bottle with your Jenk and use an oxygen supply mask hooked up to it to deliver it. It's an absolutely insane and sustained high but also dangerous because sometimes when you get browned out you don't even realise your oxygen mask is still feeding you high quality undiluted Jenk.
the best jenk is the jenk that within arms reach
Not sure whether to joke about this or point out how naive they are, so just watch. This is meme-tier levels of information. Skip to 2:35 for jenk shoutout. https://youtu.be/42J614Iasg0
>>24621that was surprisingly accurate, what part was the joke?
>>24668not OP but he's right that shit was retarded. she said you get high from the methane but that's only a small part of the jenk high, she didn't mention any of the complex jenkanoids that give us that unbeatable stanky high.also she said it was used in zambia well use that's true but it's not just used there so that's misinformation too. dumb bitch probably doesn't realise she works with several stank fiends. it's just not out in the open because of the social stigma against it.
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