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A spiritual act by Thomas Ciffingridge - Sun, 01 May 2016 18:15:56 EST ID:lN4q/POp No.24455 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Our body and Lord gifted us with the possibility to produce jenkem, ergo we must use it with the fully intentioned respect it deserves. If you use jenkem without spiritual intention, you're not using it in the respectful nature that it was intended to be used. Jenkem is a gift bestowed to us from an ever-lasting and all-loving God. Meditate upon the glory of God and jenkem before every use.
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Charles Clombleset - Tue, 03 May 2016 22:20:23 EST ID:PtQyoRRH No.24456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Can Jenkem be smoked and the experience still be considered spiritual?


Pic is Corprolite, better known as fossilized feces. It is the fine wine of the jenkem community and I would pay handsomely for a chunk. Just gotta melt it back down of course and allow it to age for a bit longer as a liquid in a container of course. It won't age more as a solid fossil, hence how it can be stored for future use. The aging process of jenkem is what exhausts the starting material over time, eventually rendering it useless, unless preserved via some sort of solidification process. (freezing, fossilizing)
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Hugh Blevingkare - Thu, 05 May 2016 14:26:43 EST ID:lN4q/POp No.24458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24456
That's not how fossilization works. The shape of the object is retained but all organic matter in the object becomes replaced by minerals. The color is coincidental; many organic fossils are brown. You're making a mockery of jenkem and adding to the negative stigma it does not deserve.
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David Dommleforth - Fri, 06 May 2016 01:47:42 EST ID:PtQyoRRH No.24459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24458
I'm not saying you are wrong, just wanting to say that I am currently /jenk/ed as fack off some Corprolite I finally managed to obtain! I had to source this Shit from China. Doesn't seem the most legit, definitely feels legit.

Stay /jenk/ed guys. I learned it don't matter what the fuck the shit is or isn't, so long as it still gets you nice and /jenk/y!!


Animals? by Cornelius Sittingpat - Tue, 07 Apr 2015 15:11:59 EST ID:LNepVmfM No.23960 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Work on a farm...there is a large supply/variety. Anyone have experience with animal material?
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Hamilton Cullyhood - Sat, 23 Jan 2016 23:59:37 EST ID:98Ebjpaa No.24378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Can someone please show me how to go to catalog on this website?
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Albert Pittforth - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 04:28:13 EST ID:6HqYDtHk No.24379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24378
http://voidy.droppages.com/420chancatalog/index.html?board=jenk
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Phyllis Pambledadge - Sat, 30 Jan 2016 06:19:47 EST ID:JSup5cRn No.24383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's where fuckin' JET comes from, BITCH.
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Priscilla Wappertore - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 23:34:43 EST ID:EOX91eO7 No.24385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>23966
yeah i think i saw that on 1000 ways to die or something
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Casper - Sat, 30 Apr 2016 14:39:43 EST ID:LNepVmfM No.24451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol I thought this thread looked familiar. Was like "someone used the same pic that I did when I worked at that farm"...LOL.

Probably write a decent guide soon...or a shitty blog? Always got sketched about animals though and after a while you get used to your own shit...just appreciated the atmosphere at the farm. Don't think I"ll ever get over how odd this is. Makes me feel incredibly human.


how stank token by Samuel Cheddledock - Sun, 24 Apr 2016 11:37:40 EST ID:3ffoOcrI No.24447 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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"dick everywhere"
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 01 May 2016 04:28:03 EST ID:yhnFn+k3 No.24454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey u a NIGGUR! Do the stanky leeeeeggggggg


jenk dabs prelim research thread by Fanny Blimblebanks - Fri, 25 Mar 2016 02:05:21 EST ID:UDs0GXpt No.24428 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how cold does it need to be fore jenk to be solid at the room temp?
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Fuck Cluvingwell - Fri, 01 Apr 2016 09:19:05 EST ID:Z7wA9M4F No.24435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol
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Phineas Ferrywill - Tue, 12 Apr 2016 23:21:02 EST ID:109njzve No.24443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24428
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Shaman !MbOrDArdlI - Fri, 15 Apr 2016 14:22:20 EST ID:Wm7T/att No.24444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakes_of_Titan

>Moon Jenk


sauce plox by Charlotte Trothood - Wed, 30 Mar 2016 06:08:11 EST ID:5NO59/G4 No.24433 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i heard a rumor that they're gonna be opening medical jenk dispensaries in oregon next year
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 05:30:43 EST ID:L6kKyEoz No.24440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's a piss-poor rumor, I'll tell you what. Jenk legalization will not happen. Back in 2002 or so, the illuminati realized jenk is the answer; that it actually has the potential to let people see past their distractions. Not to mention that certain individuals can become militant during a brownout.

Keep dreaming... maybe someday you'll have a personal space shuttle too.


Rig by Nathaniel Wagglefoot - Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:30:33 EST ID:NGsK7pN6 No.24424 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post your rig.

Here's my hand operated jenk-churner.
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Fanny Blimblebanks - Fri, 25 Mar 2016 01:56:54 EST ID:UDs0GXpt No.24427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24424
I USED TO HAVE ON WAHT LOOKED LIKE THAT ONE BUT NIGGERS STOLE IT FROR ME ILLEGALLY


Jenk Lab Bust by Polly Huggletare - Thu, 17 Dec 2015 18:31:27 EST ID:TSQ+VZzZ No.24345 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Warning: Graphic Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4hsYFfN2aM
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Jack Firrybury - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 11:14:26 EST ID:tudp3F/r No.24387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24345
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Betsy Wimmlelack - Thu, 18 Feb 2016 00:04:00 EST ID:EOX91eO7 No.24404 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd love to go into that lab and take a big fat whiff
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Phineas Duckman - Sat, 19 Mar 2016 18:30:28 EST ID:KFGdjYra No.24425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fucking irresponsible jenkers give us functioning member of society / responsible jenkers a bad name.
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Martha Greenway - Sun, 20 Mar 2016 04:39:08 EST ID:UD1ftBBK No.24426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24345
i'm scared to watch the video, but anybody who gets busted isn't doing a good job/ is producing on a completely different level than I've ever seen.
I've only recently started making my own but shit, I don't see how anyone would be able to find it.


IS JENK RAEL by Emma Fellystone - Wed, 16 Mar 2016 08:25:18 EST ID:gDsZGjHT No.24422 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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NO IT IS N OT
Banned
User was banned for this post
User was banned by: SeVeNaD
Reason: heresy
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Nicholas Pengerdine - Wed, 16 Mar 2016 21:18:27 EST ID:c2uC3iKT No.24423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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JENK IS REALLLLLLLLLLLL


shit by Fucking Brookfuck - Wed, 09 Mar 2016 20:41:03 EST ID:iCkYeMy5 No.24419 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Are you people really drinking g shit to get high? Why would u do that it must mell taste like shit
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ChrisTopHer - Thu, 10 Mar 2016 09:50:54 EST ID:8+HCT9eH No.24420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24419
Yes, eating or drinking shit does infact taste like shit. Not sure what 'mell' means but we're not drinking it, we're huffing the chems from piss & shit. Don't knock it til you try it. You're on a chan specifically about drugs so I assume that you like to get high, we ALL do but unless you want to get REALLY fucking high I suggest you stay away from Jenk.


It's been quite a few years since jenkem was first brought up... by Wesley Braddlewan - Tue, 01 Mar 2016 01:13:59 EST ID:JJKTxHIW No.24414 Locked Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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and this ruse board is still going?
Banned
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Reason: JENK ISREALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Reason: trolling
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Lillian Sittinglock - Tue, 01 Mar 2016 01:29:47 EST ID:+WqVyh8V No.24415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24414
It just is. I think it's a piece of history now like /nc/
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 02 Mar 2016 04:43:09 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24416 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's been quite a few years... and you still think jenkem is a ruse?
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Eliza Bigglested - Fri, 04 Mar 2016 22:29:05 EST ID:UD1ftBBK No.24417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24414
this guy

get more taco bell!!!!
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Molly Nallybut - Sun, 06 Mar 2016 19:47:01 EST ID:tzdBommo No.24418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24414
So... I clicked this board out of curiosity. I assumed Jenkum was some kind of brown perfumey type liquid created by scientists.

I've been browsing and I want to make sure I fully understand and I'm not exaggerating or getting any details wrong, but this jenk literally means feces? Do I have that 100% correct? Or is it feces mixed with something?

Does it really get you high? Why don't these same people farm vomit, snot, piss or semen and inhale that? Do they? Are there cute words for those bodily wastes as well?


Jenk Importation by Nathaniel Clenningford - Mon, 21 Dec 2015 19:21:24 EST ID:uMDFTtLO No.24346 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So if poor South American farmers can scrape a living off cocaine, and Afghanis make money off opium, why can't Africans (or why don't they) start more jenk production for high-quality jenk importation? From what I've heard, genuine Uganda jenk is some of the best shit possible, so why am I still eating marmite and tofu to create my own jenk when there's a whole cartel waiting to be born?

Please enlighten me if you have an explanation.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 21 Dec 2015 19:51:43 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jenkem takes up a lot of space and isn't as easy to transport as coke or opiates. Some high-class overseas vendors freeze jenk balloons and keep them frozen during shipping so they don't take up as much space. But this is expensive and involves technology that's hard to find in Uganda.

Of course, they could just ship out a whole tanker full of Ugandan feces, but there's no way in hell that would make it through customs.
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Martin Blackgold - Mon, 21 Dec 2015 19:54:09 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24346
Well, You See.
My Anus Gives Gas,
Straight To My Nostrils For Jenkinoids Straight From The Source For Optimal High
Heh, No That's noT Your Typical Gas Though Bitch
It's Jankanoid Gas
Heh
Shit On My Dick Its Gotten Smellier By The Minute
God Damn
Heh
Shit Though, All I Gotta Say Is Uganda-Hafta-Take-A-Dump Tho
Heh
They Call Me The Dump Taker Aint Gotta Say Much About It Shit Bitch Got My ButtHole Shitting On These Clown Shoes
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press !QUHukXEvkY - Sat, 27 Feb 2016 08:54:53 EST ID:Z7bH5aRE No.24412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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theyd have to inest quite a lot in order to get the proper precursors such a quiona

but the good news is there a re some promising start up projects in india and all those countries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxB6B8z_2HU
that lady is a real king pin! the other folks avoid her because they know not to fuck with her! she lookin out for her community
she a self made millionair


HELP ME by Simon Blettingbanks - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 10:08:56 EST ID:JVlGuWQk No.24245 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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HELP, PLEASE HELP.

My secret lab just exploded, my Dad has no idea I was using the spare room to brew jenk and it fucking exploded. I don't know what I did wrong, I think I got the measurements wrong but my Dad is going to be home in 2 hours. There's no fucking way I can clean all this up.

I think I'm ODing from the fumes.
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Edward Grimford - Tue, 13 Oct 2015 16:40:58 EST ID:JVlGuWQk No.24269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think it's been about a week.

I've been sabotaging McDonalds toilets so they don't flush and grabbing the shit out of them after they leave. Everyone started screaming and running away as I ran out the bathroom holding shit in my hands. They called the police so I had to run.
I'm making my way to a Taco Bell, but it's 12 miles away and I don't have a car.
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Oliver Pommlesidging - Tue, 10 Nov 2015 20:24:43 EST ID:ZuVTEP78 No.24295 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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shit cocks
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Faggy Pangerdale - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 00:02:12 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24295
give my scent a two or inches of them heh shit slangin my nut sack heh farts got my nuts smelling like cheeto kk
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Barnaby Conningson - Wed, 23 Dec 2015 15:14:01 EST ID:P8dS+hA1 No.24352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24295
woah glad they censored her snatch my sensibilities were almost rustled
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Archie Bedgefedging - Sat, 27 Feb 2016 02:20:56 EST ID:nlYtepRL No.24411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24352
fyck lol


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