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HELP ME by Simon Blettingbanks - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 10:08:56 EST ID:JVlGuWQk No.24245 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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HELP, PLEASE HELP.

My secret lab just exploded, my Dad has no idea I was using the spare room to brew jenk and it fucking exploded. I don't know what I did wrong, I think I got the measurements wrong but my Dad is going to be home in 2 hours. There's no fucking way I can clean all this up.

I think I'm ODing from the fumes.
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Edward Grimford - Tue, 13 Oct 2015 16:40:58 EST ID:JVlGuWQk No.24269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think it's been about a week.

I've been sabotaging McDonalds toilets so they don't flush and grabbing the shit out of them after they leave. Everyone started screaming and running away as I ran out the bathroom holding shit in my hands. They called the police so I had to run.
I'm making my way to a Taco Bell, but it's 12 miles away and I don't have a car.
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Oliver Pommlesidging - Tue, 10 Nov 2015 20:24:43 EST ID:ZuVTEP78 No.24295 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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shit cocks
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Faggy Pangerdale - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 00:02:12 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24295
give my scent a two or inches of them heh shit slangin my nut sack heh farts got my nuts smelling like cheeto kk
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Barnaby Conningson - Wed, 23 Dec 2015 15:14:01 EST ID:P8dS+hA1 No.24352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24295
woah glad they censored her snatch my sensibilities were almost rustled
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Archie Bedgefedging - Sat, 27 Feb 2016 02:20:56 EST ID:nlYtepRL No.24411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24352
fyck lol


JENK VIDS by Wobbledun - Mon, 08 Feb 2016 09:03:53 EST ID:+Wr1zEc6 No.24394 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Could anyone provide a personal step by step of you or someone you know performing the poo poo platter?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 12 Feb 2016 16:32:42 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Charlotte Fuckingfuck - Thu, 25 Feb 2016 14:08:18 EST ID:G9E0Xryx No.24410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24394
STONEBOI!


huff huff pass by Molly Crobblehed - Tue, 23 Feb 2016 16:08:07 EST ID:h7CEBLmA No.24408 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Molly Crobblehed - Tue, 23 Feb 2016 16:09:18 EST ID:h7CEBLmA No.24409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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to jenked to rememner to type.

tell me aboot your pas Jenkem experiences.


Jenkem by J Rose - Sat, 20 Feb 2016 15:59:46 EST ID:JwAo2Zxt No.24405 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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kek


jenk pipes? by Nathaniel Buttinggold - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 17:18:26 EST ID:a4NOJ4R7 No.24390 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If I made a pipe out of dried shit and smoke my weeds out of it, do u think i would a jenk buzz on top of the weed high?
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Fanny Clengershaw - Sun, 07 Feb 2016 02:49:22 EST ID:gvuUoNPH No.24392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I can confirm that you do in fact get a slight buzz, more nuanced that merely a buzz though, it's more of a "heady" experience than huffin' jenk. But if you've already got a large jenk tolerance, the buzz is largely indescribable (in my experience).

Might as well just huff.

Alternatively (this is expensive though), you can each a shit load of bud, then poop out a column of canna-poo (fecal marijuana), and smoke that.
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Fanny Clengershaw - Sun, 07 Feb 2016 02:51:05 EST ID:gvuUoNPH No.24393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24392
>more nuanced that merely a buzz
than*

>you can each a shit load of bud
eat*



god i'm such a ditz sometimes!
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James Gepperwell - Thu, 11 Feb 2016 19:54:27 EST ID:K2OIv+Zo No.24397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24393
Slow down on that jenk bro.


New possiblites with jenkem by Phyllis Sunderdon - Wed, 06 Jan 2016 16:50:10 EST ID:4FDQdxSt No.24362 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So i came up with this idea for an new type of drink. It going to be a mixture of white whine and the brown dragon. I'm also going to name is shartdonnay
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Priscilla Goodhall - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 05:51:17 EST ID:9ZssV9mY No.24386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lmfao


fucking shit by Eliza Dracklenid - Thu, 28 Jan 2016 20:36:03 EST ID:UfMHHkgp No.24381 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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...literally ok guys I have diahrrea right now, would this be a good material to make jenk? I mean is not too liquid to proper fermntation? experiences?

>my current shit smells like death I don't think I can use this to jenkemize
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Nigel Picklefodge - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 20:38:29 EST ID:nl6+SB7x No.24382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Diarrhea jenk is fine, sometimes it's even BETTER than normal jenk because the jenk molecules go right through your lungs in my favorite method: vape pen. Get one of those suckers, put the jenk soup into the cartridge, and vape up.


high on doo doo mountain by Jarvis Mibberwon - Tue, 19 Jan 2016 00:45:04 EST ID:N+kL1EKB No.24375 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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buddy's I got the gospel right here -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QJaQCA2rtw

get frankenjenked you 3tards
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Hamilton Crimblesick - Thu, 21 Jan 2016 15:37:25 EST ID:tN7ZK6PN No.24377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
cool!


Jet > Jenkem by The vault dweller - Wed, 30 Sep 2015 17:31:31 EST ID:LU+Nvayn No.24231 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Jet is made from mutated two headed cow shit. It can be used in a fight to make you fast and strong.


Jenkem is made from non mutated human drug addicts.
It makes you retarded and post stupid pictures on anonmyous message boards.

Jet is by far superior
>Prove me wrong


Jet and mentats is the best combo ever imo.

Pic related, me and my boy out on a Jet bender.
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Angus Panningsidge - Thu, 01 Oct 2015 10:52:46 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24231
Jet Jank heh farts though sheitt brah got Jet Jenkems Fart Bonanzas heh shit dude my god I never smelled it before dat Jet Jet Jank Stank tho
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 07 Oct 2015 01:19:00 EST ID:5KaQMtSo No.24250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wakes you up, but doesn't have near the euphoria or hallucinatory potential of jenkem.
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Barnaby Gamblelotch - Fri, 16 Oct 2015 17:40:33 EST ID:Eh4PPRUa No.24274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Obviously it just depends on whether you are trying to fight or be stupid on the internet.
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Jenny Chambleberk - Sun, 25 Oct 2015 20:39:39 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24250
such as and
heh
ffuhjhgk
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Vault dweller - Mon, 18 Jan 2016 20:03:15 EST ID:paN2IdBx No.24374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Im working on a new super jet recipe that combines the effects of psycho.


my piff is strong by Oliver Ponderham - Fri, 15 Jan 2016 02:53:36 EST ID:vhjqOS/S No.24370 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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EVERYONE GET A WHIFF
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Sophie Hallyridge - Fri, 15 Jan 2016 02:56:45 EST ID:FZI1TD41 No.24371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24370
stop ur shitpostin
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 15 Jan 2016 23:43:51 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>mfw jenk bonging
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Edward Derrystudge - Sat, 16 Jan 2016 11:27:43 EST ID:8AS/JorQ No.24373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24371
get it


Jenkem Withdrawals by Shit Duckgold - Fri, 08 Jan 2016 14:50:52 EST ID:Hf1ZoirJ No.24366 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am in big shit. Feeling really sick right now. I have not jenked for two days now. I kind got into jenkem a few years ago and close after that started production myself. Now after 7 years of producing and happily using jenkem the cops busted me. They took al my supplies, not only the high tech stuff like my pressurized gas extractors but also my experimentation bottles and balloons. Trying to get a small jenkem line going again for personal use but these will at least take 2 weeks to finish up. Anyone out there got some quick fix for jenkhead lke my. Thought about the direct anal to nostril tube thing but I don't know how I feel about mainlining jet.

Pic related: my chilling out with a fresh batch of pre-jenk before all this shit
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Shitting Chonderkidging - Wed, 13 Jan 2016 01:54:26 EST ID:9ehfkbhE No.24368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I am in big shit
lol


Mr hanky by Hannah Pittdale - Sat, 26 Dec 2015 00:24:35 EST ID:Ae7EAb/J No.24355 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The Christmas miracle
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Ian Tillingham - Sat, 26 Dec 2015 01:23:04 EST ID:tMo8e2Cs No.24356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24355
That would make some nice jenk
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Archie Bendleback - Thu, 07 Jan 2016 07:02:09 EST ID:X8zjvDcQ No.24365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
SMH OP...

Why wouldnt you yank the stank from the tank? Thats some dank jank. Fuck this shit i need a wank.


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