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Ass Crack by CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 04 Dec 2015 23:25:14 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24323 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is the newest "legal high" to hit head shops across the US. Apparently, they compress jenk into cartridges like the ones used for nitrous. Forget filling balloons; now you can fill your whipped cream canister with that sweet poo stinky butt craps anal jenk gas for a cleaner and more powerful hit!

hehehehehe butt ;)

Does anybody know if the jenk in Ass Crack is obtained using sustainable jenk farming practices? I don't want to keep buying it if it's made in some Greek sweatshop where they forcefeed the producers lentils and goat cheese and don't even let them leave their toilets.
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Augustus Sullerwell - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 00:59:59 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24323
I plug my own turds to get high off of my own turds
heh
I've got turds stuffed in my butthole as we speak
love story short, my turds are accompanied by flatulence
they call me Big F for flatulence, heh, got my turds shitting inside of myself
For The Love Of Farts, Give Him That Turd

heh, shit

yo
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Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:36:36 EST ID:UDs0GXpt No.24329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Headshops here stopped selling "legal highs" because weed is legal so my locals don't have this. How many hits per canister and how much did that 24box run?
Also do you think I could somehow get arrested smuggling this stuff across state lines?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 05:10:25 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24329
24 chargers. It was $19 per box, just a little cheaper than nitrous at the same head shop.
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Augustus Chammerdock - Wed, 16 Dec 2015 22:24:01 EST ID:GaU8cTlI No.24343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There are approximately 544 mg of dimethyl-jenkamine in each cartridge and it only takes about 300 mg for an extreme stoney jenk sesh. These canisters are a great way to get high when you have an airsoft gun laying around, jenk dry fire it into your mouth and no one will ever know you are jenking


Do You Remember This? by Samuel Piggledodge - Mon, 14 Dec 2015 02:25:20 EST ID:Z4OWwTaQ No.24338 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>5Discuss
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 14 Dec 2015 08:03:50 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I didn't even know what jenkem is when this happened.


Do terpenes fuck up your jenk? by Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:25:04 EST ID:UDs0GXpt No.24328 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I switched up my weed habit from smoking to eating and now it pretty much smells like theres 10 ferrets in the room when I fart. Is this going to affect my jenk? I make my own, don't trust dealers and I know that a lot of terpenes are supposed to be antibiotics of some sort.
Also I grow my weed too and is there a strain I should switch to for edibles and jenkmaking?
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Augustus Sullerwell - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:39:27 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Meh. As long as you squat over your jenk and let out a few farts to help ferment and keep it stanky fresh you should be good.
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Augustus Sullerwell - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:41:57 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24331
I tickle my anus so that it laughs out the farts a little quicker, hehe.
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Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 03:25:58 EST ID:kyho4oOE No.24333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24331
Forgot to say that my shit smells as skunky as my farts
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Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 16:06:29 EST ID:kyho4oOE No.24335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Even as an experienced ASStronaut I'm not sure I can handle this stuff. Ate 3g of Gorilla Glue #4 yesterday and now my shit smell like someone discovered the mass graves left over from some sort of skunk holocaust on a christmas tree farm.


Apple jenk by Edwin Chugglekere - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 01:41:07 EST ID:W4ebkd84 No.24312 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Former Apple worker (37) jailed for causing €15,000 worth of damage to luxury flat by storing excrement and urine there for three months
>The storage by Robert Kummer (37) of hundreds of bags of his own excrement and bottles of urine resulted in a major public health scare.

He made some jenk to treat his depression but now he's being punished. How unfair.

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/former-apple-worker-37-jailed-for-causing-15000-worth-of-damage-to-luxury-flat-by-storing-excrement-and-urine-there-for-three-months-34237410.html
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 01:57:18 EST ID:P0LNWHtr No.24313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There is no god.
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Cornelius Hizzledug - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 18:35:10 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24312
Shit happens
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Hannah Brookshaw - Sat, 05 Dec 2015 13:48:12 EST ID:KqRlx2KN No.24324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:37:40 EST ID:UDs0GXpt No.24330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
LEGALIZE SHIT


Urban Legend? Or not... by Whitey Claybanks - Sun, 29 Nov 2015 07:55:58 EST ID:6R5AcsBb No.24317 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've heard tell from a seasoned jenkie that there is a super rare jenk that is 100% non addictive without withdrawal symptoms. I tried to find out some more about it, but he just put his fedora on backwards and nodded off with a brown ring of shit around his mouth. Any diet advice to make my gut enzymes make that fabled god-jenkem?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 01 Dec 2015 21:23:38 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It usually only happens when the producer is in a state of zen. Look for Buddhist monks; they make some of the cleanest jenk out there.


Jenk haikus by Cyril Clopperville - Mon, 30 Nov 2015 08:29:40 EST ID:ygNicoaF No.24319 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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In flesh-cave dwelling
My intoxicating love
Show me your brown world
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James Gibbertidge - Mon, 30 Nov 2015 13:54:40 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24319
Stench best sniffed
Is a stench best huffed
Give me thine anus, it's my best love


WHY DOSE THIS BOARD EXIST! by Mushr00mBeetleJuiceFunkyJukny69 - Fri, 27 Nov 2015 02:19:10 EST ID:J4U6kMj+ No.24310 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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WHY THE FUCK DOSE THIS BOARD HAVE 13 PAGES WHAT THE FUCK AM I POSTING HERE WHO THE FUCK POSTS HERE WHY DOSE THIS BOARD EXIST!
also post spitirual jenkem expirences...
mine was when i realised wtf i was doin that there was no god!
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Cornelius Hizzledug - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 18:37:16 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24316 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24310
This board exists for the Soul Purpose of farting, farts, shits, shitting, diarrhea poo poo corns, and poo corn


Vancouver, Canada by Reuben Fugglestat - Tue, 24 Nov 2015 13:28:57 EST ID:uMtvDffF No.24306 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Help!!
I need to know where is the best place to go to find prime jenk in this city, all the junkies on the DTES just laugh ay ee.
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Samuel Hinningson - Tue, 24 Nov 2015 13:33:13 EST ID:XqbNLWmF No.24307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You could try your local zoo
They always have loads of jenk they need to get off their hands
It's not the best quality, but it's cheap


hehehe by Jenk Dealer - Tue, 24 Nov 2015 11:18:27 EST ID:XqbNLWmF No.24304 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>mfw cutting my product with chocolate, van dyke brown paint and rat poison
That'll show those shithuffers
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 25 Nov 2015 08:27:47 EST ID:7SmWzWGV No.24308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fucking scumbag.

A real jenkie wouldn't buy your shitty cut product anyhow. He'd be able to tell the difference just by observing the viscosity, color, chunks, and condensation inside the jar.


Straight from the source by Grid !JdWYp.SRSM - Sun, 25 Oct 2015 16:31:10 EST ID:FsWtB7TM No.24278 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Jenny Chambleberk - Sun, 25 Oct 2015 20:36:45 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24279 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Heh

Typically , though.

The Anus (my farts hole) Gives Off An Odor only a Straw can Suck

Heh, Them Farts though ?

xD

Brah...

Give me my farts the brown shits give my shit swag a flavor for yall
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Jenny Chambleberk - Sun, 25 Oct 2015 20:38:05 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24280 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24279
ok
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Beatrice Greenbanks - Thu, 05 Nov 2015 04:19:06 EST ID:6R5AcsBb No.24293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24280 holy shit, that shit is spelling out a word in cursive or something...
Ingz... lol its like graffiti tagging except you do it with your asshole. #butthashtagging
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Betsy Grimstock - Thu, 05 Nov 2015 11:00:49 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24293
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Cyril Suckleshaw - Fri, 13 Nov 2015 17:29:34 EST ID:tdD5YN/R No.24301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24278
lmao you arent letting it ferment, the jenkaline wont even be in the .01%
fucking lol


herf jank evdry by Simon Bashbury - Sun, 11 May 2014 12:32:21 EST ID:jZJWnbb8 No.23184 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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methane is real
jenkyline aint
:o...
Banned
User was banned for this post
User was banned by: Therm0ptic
Reason: Jenk: (noun) "a real thing"
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Nicholas Chevingbetch - Sat, 27 Jun 2015 16:49:57 EST ID:QX8BvJ1n No.24091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24090
Also the jenkine molecule is poorly made, you can tell it's not a legit molecule because a dumb ass autistic child made it. Just copy and paste parts from another chem sttucture to make jenk molecule. Because you dumbasses cant even make straight lines properly
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Doris Pickway - Sun, 28 Jun 2015 00:11:52 EST ID:c1d3VzXw No.24092 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24091
OH SHIT YOU FIGURED IT OUT DUDE
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Bombastus !!HToBa9dh - Sun, 28 Jun 2015 18:42:57 EST ID:yoDzzGnV No.24093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24091
What. How?
It follows all octets and can work as a regular molecule. See the Sigma Aldrich page that has one missing hydroxyl:
http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/catalog/product/aldrich/737356?lang=en&region=US
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Fri, 03 Jul 2015 00:37:33 EST ID:T5E6ETp7 No.24099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24090
>>24091
...
>>24093
BOOM! ROASTED! Who's the autist now?

Still me, I know
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re - Thu, 12 Nov 2015 02:25:17 EST ID:8QYmqdl5 No.24300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is this the same? http://www.bocsci.com/description.asp?cas=68867-18-5&cid=1


Jenk-addicted brother by Charlotte Wedgesidge - Fri, 30 Oct 2015 06:37:45 EST ID:XqbNLWmF No.24289 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi /jenk/ I need help
My brother has a jenk addiction that is, quite frankly, ruining his life
He quit his job so he can stay home and huff jenk while playing video games all day
He's gotten into trouble with the law more than once... breaking into restrooms, stealing shit from toilets (even got a few larceny charges because it technically isn't his property)
He's always in a jenked out haze... I don't even feel like my real brother is there anymore
He used to be so loving, so warm and friendly. Everybody loved him. But now nobody wants to be around him because they're too afraid he's gonna snap and try to steal their poo. I don't think he even loves me anymore... he just views me as a shit factory he can get high on, breaking into the bathroom when I'm going number two because he (and I quote) "could smell the siren's stench", forcing me off the potty and stuffing all of my shit into plastic bags. He's supposed to be my brother. We're supposed to have each other's backs but now he's this unrecognizable CREATURE.

Oh and he's always stealing my money because he owes "some guy" (aka his jenk dealer) all of this money and I'm afraid he might be mixed up in something really bad this time around. Maybe the Jenk mafia?

He just... he isn't the same. I want him back. How can I get him back? I'm at my wits end. I'm afraid he'll end up dead on the streets with shit smeared all over him if he keeps going on like this...
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Albert Necklesack - Sat, 31 Oct 2015 09:00:56 EST ID:wNfbm9fU No.24291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I bet you're the kind of square that calls us all "jenkies" and treats us like trash. Fuck you man. If your brother is "addicted" to jenk, he is also addicted to enlightenment. Jenk is a wonderful chemical, yiou're just a pussy ass bitch fuck off

*takes hit of jenk*

OP is faaaggggg
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Tookie - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 21:58:53 EST ID:oTX0OreK No.24299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh my god, I haven't laughed this much in a long time. I totally lost it at "could smell the siren's stench". Watch out, your brother is going to turn into a turd soon. Good luck keeping him away from this shit.


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