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lookina get back in, lookina feel it by Archie Lightfoot - Tue, 05 Jan 2016 15:47:41 EST ID:TMNAy5Sd No.24360 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hey guys, been a while since ive waded through the brown mist, so to speak, any tips for someone who hasnt jenked their junk in a while?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 05 Jan 2016 22:52:00 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24360
just shit


Jenk from fish by Phoebe Pengerridge - Tue, 15 Dec 2015 03:42:46 EST ID:BnXoDY+a No.24340 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What kind of high will fish jenk give you?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 15 Dec 2015 17:49:28 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel, huh?

both figuratively AND literally
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Phoebe Checkledack - Sat, 26 Dec 2015 22:32:17 EST ID:0za7YgTr No.24358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sushit


Plugging Jenkum by Bombastus !!HToBa9dh - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 00:17:53 EST ID:6NxAKxgB No.24259 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /jenk/.
On my first psychedelic binge in a while. Have 3 trip sitters and all wondering how to plug jenkum in the most efficient manner.

I have 50mg of jenkane and 800mg of extracted jenkene and 500ml of jenkanol. Should I do them separately or do they synergize as well as others?
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Lydia Niggergold - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 14:08:57 EST ID:3TQM9jJz No.24297 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24276
How high can you get off this? I am going to ask my dr to prescribe this to me.
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Henry Brennermud - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 17:59:54 EST ID:W4ebkd84 No.24298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24276
The reptilians will never allow it
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Clara Fuckinghall - Thu, 26 Nov 2015 22:25:36 EST ID:HNJOdx4Z No.24309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Im thinking harversting shit from a portapotty to brew some jenk. Does anyone know how to separate out the good shit from the disinfetants in the portapotty water.
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Alice Blockledale - Fri, 27 Nov 2015 23:40:49 EST ID:NG3ER2cv No.24311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24309
not worth it, all of the bacteria required for fermentation are destroyed. All you have is shitty proteins and nasty fibers. That shit isn't worth shit. You're better off harvesting dog or cow samples
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Barnaby Conningson - Wed, 23 Dec 2015 15:12:25 EST ID:P8dS+hA1 No.24351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24298
those guys are so uptight they should smoke a joint


Jenk recipes in stores? by Nigger Dusslefield - Sun, 06 Dec 2015 14:14:33 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24325 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Just found this today and of course had to buy it. There's a couple hundred jenk recipes inside and it's amazing that its come so far in western society.

Going to make some poopoo dumplings tonight and a side of poocorn mixed with normal corn, and of course mashed poo mixed with turnips and potatoes (usually the 'traditional' side dish to go with poopoo dumplings or any type of poocorns)
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Oliver Wimmerworth - Tue, 08 Dec 2015 19:06:30 EST ID:6qsdixCu No.24326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That bitch looks crazy, imagine her feasting on your cock. She must've huffed da jenk back in the day.
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Polly Turveyshaw - Fri, 11 Dec 2015 02:18:25 EST ID:vwy1db8b No.24336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ah that reminds of my Thanksgiving jenk. My harvest the day after Thanksgiving is always my most potent batch of the year
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 13 Dec 2015 13:16:41 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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hehehehehe dumps
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Barnaby Conningson - Wed, 23 Dec 2015 15:09:49 EST ID:P8dS+hA1 No.24350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24326
8/10 post
although you should have said "that lady", lets not be insensitive now


Jenk by Nigel Bunnershit - Wed, 16 Dec 2015 01:42:21 EST ID:USRz3FdR No.24342 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Jenk isn't real
Banned
User was banned for this post
User was banned by: Vaccer
Reason: JENK IS RHEAL DAMMIT
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Fanny Trotridge - Thu, 17 Dec 2015 15:15:51 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24342
Lol ok. Why is this even a meme though? Calling something that people have been doing for hundreds of years fake makes zero sense. I'm not sure where if I missed the joke or something but I don't see how this is funny
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Hamilton Gittingfure - Mon, 21 Dec 2015 23:33:33 EST ID:X8zjvDcQ No.24349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mods ban this faggot for disinfo

Its as real as you or me.


Ass Crack by CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 04 Dec 2015 23:25:14 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24323 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is the newest "legal high" to hit head shops across the US. Apparently, they compress jenk into cartridges like the ones used for nitrous. Forget filling balloons; now you can fill your whipped cream canister with that sweet poo stinky butt craps anal jenk gas for a cleaner and more powerful hit!

hehehehehe butt ;)

Does anybody know if the jenk in Ass Crack is obtained using sustainable jenk farming practices? I don't want to keep buying it if it's made in some Greek sweatshop where they forcefeed the producers lentils and goat cheese and don't even let them leave their toilets.
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Augustus Sullerwell - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 00:59:59 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24323
I plug my own turds to get high off of my own turds
heh
I've got turds stuffed in my butthole as we speak
love story short, my turds are accompanied by flatulence
they call me Big F for flatulence, heh, got my turds shitting inside of myself
For The Love Of Farts, Give Him That Turd

heh, shit

yo
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Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:36:36 EST ID:UDs0GXpt No.24329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Headshops here stopped selling "legal highs" because weed is legal so my locals don't have this. How many hits per canister and how much did that 24box run?
Also do you think I could somehow get arrested smuggling this stuff across state lines?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 05:10:25 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24329
24 chargers. It was $19 per box, just a little cheaper than nitrous at the same head shop.
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Augustus Chammerdock - Wed, 16 Dec 2015 22:24:01 EST ID:GaU8cTlI No.24343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There are approximately 544 mg of dimethyl-jenkamine in each cartridge and it only takes about 300 mg for an extreme stoney jenk sesh. These canisters are a great way to get high when you have an airsoft gun laying around, jenk dry fire it into your mouth and no one will ever know you are jenking


Do You Remember This? by Samuel Piggledodge - Mon, 14 Dec 2015 02:25:20 EST ID:Z4OWwTaQ No.24338 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>5Discuss
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 14 Dec 2015 08:03:50 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I didn't even know what jenkem is when this happened.


Do terpenes fuck up your jenk? by Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:25:04 EST ID:UDs0GXpt No.24328 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I switched up my weed habit from smoking to eating and now it pretty much smells like theres 10 ferrets in the room when I fart. Is this going to affect my jenk? I make my own, don't trust dealers and I know that a lot of terpenes are supposed to be antibiotics of some sort.
Also I grow my weed too and is there a strain I should switch to for edibles and jenkmaking?
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Augustus Sullerwell - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:39:27 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Meh. As long as you squat over your jenk and let out a few farts to help ferment and keep it stanky fresh you should be good.
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Augustus Sullerwell - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:41:57 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24331
I tickle my anus so that it laughs out the farts a little quicker, hehe.
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Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 03:25:58 EST ID:kyho4oOE No.24333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24331
Forgot to say that my shit smells as skunky as my farts
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Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 16:06:29 EST ID:kyho4oOE No.24335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Even as an experienced ASStronaut I'm not sure I can handle this stuff. Ate 3g of Gorilla Glue #4 yesterday and now my shit smell like someone discovered the mass graves left over from some sort of skunk holocaust on a christmas tree farm.


Apple jenk by Edwin Chugglekere - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 01:41:07 EST ID:W4ebkd84 No.24312 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Former Apple worker (37) jailed for causing €15,000 worth of damage to luxury flat by storing excrement and urine there for three months
>The storage by Robert Kummer (37) of hundreds of bags of his own excrement and bottles of urine resulted in a major public health scare.

He made some jenk to treat his depression but now he's being punished. How unfair.

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/former-apple-worker-37-jailed-for-causing-15000-worth-of-damage-to-luxury-flat-by-storing-excrement-and-urine-there-for-three-months-34237410.html
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 01:57:18 EST ID:P0LNWHtr No.24313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There is no god.
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Cornelius Hizzledug - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 18:35:10 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24312
Shit happens
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Hannah Brookshaw - Sat, 05 Dec 2015 13:48:12 EST ID:KqRlx2KN No.24324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:37:40 EST ID:UDs0GXpt No.24330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
LEGALIZE SHIT


Urban Legend? Or not... by Whitey Claybanks - Sun, 29 Nov 2015 07:55:58 EST ID:6R5AcsBb No.24317 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've heard tell from a seasoned jenkie that there is a super rare jenk that is 100% non addictive without withdrawal symptoms. I tried to find out some more about it, but he just put his fedora on backwards and nodded off with a brown ring of shit around his mouth. Any diet advice to make my gut enzymes make that fabled god-jenkem?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 01 Dec 2015 21:23:38 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It usually only happens when the producer is in a state of zen. Look for Buddhist monks; they make some of the cleanest jenk out there.


Jenk haikus by Cyril Clopperville - Mon, 30 Nov 2015 08:29:40 EST ID:ygNicoaF No.24319 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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In flesh-cave dwelling
My intoxicating love
Show me your brown world
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James Gibbertidge - Mon, 30 Nov 2015 13:54:40 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24319
Stench best sniffed
Is a stench best huffed
Give me thine anus, it's my best love


WHY DOSE THIS BOARD EXIST! by Mushr00mBeetleJuiceFunkyJukny69 - Fri, 27 Nov 2015 02:19:10 EST ID:J4U6kMj+ No.24310 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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WHY THE FUCK DOSE THIS BOARD HAVE 13 PAGES WHAT THE FUCK AM I POSTING HERE WHO THE FUCK POSTS HERE WHY DOSE THIS BOARD EXIST!
also post spitirual jenkem expirences...
mine was when i realised wtf i was doin that there was no god!
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Cornelius Hizzledug - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 18:37:16 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24316 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24310
This board exists for the Soul Purpose of farting, farts, shits, shitting, diarrhea poo poo corns, and poo corn


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