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Jet > Jenkem by The vault dweller - Wed, 30 Sep 2015 17:31:31 EST ID:LU+Nvayn No.24231 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Jet is made from mutated two headed cow shit. It can be used in a fight to make you fast and strong.

Jenkem is made from non mutated human drug addicts.
It makes you retarded and post stupid pictures on anonmyous message boards.

Jet is by far superior
>Prove me wrong

Jet and mentats is the best combo ever imo.

Pic related, me and my boy out on a Jet bender.
Angus Panningsidge - Thu, 01 Oct 2015 10:52:46 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jet Jank heh farts though sheitt brah got Jet Jenkems Fart Bonanzas heh shit dude my god I never smelled it before dat Jet Jet Jank Stank tho
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 07 Oct 2015 01:19:00 EST ID:5KaQMtSo No.24250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wakes you up, but doesn't have near the euphoria or hallucinatory potential of jenkem.
Barnaby Gamblelotch - Fri, 16 Oct 2015 17:40:33 EST ID:Eh4PPRUa No.24274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Obviously it just depends on whether you are trying to fight or be stupid on the internet.
Jenny Chambleberk - Sun, 25 Oct 2015 20:39:39 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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such as and
Vault dweller - Mon, 18 Jan 2016 20:03:15 EST ID:paN2IdBx No.24374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Im working on a new super jet recipe that combines the effects of psycho.

my piff is strong by Oliver Ponderham - Fri, 15 Jan 2016 02:53:36 EST ID:vhjqOS/S No.24370 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sophie Hallyridge - Fri, 15 Jan 2016 02:56:45 EST ID:FZI1TD41 No.24371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
stop ur shitpostin
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 15 Jan 2016 23:43:51 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>mfw jenk bonging
Edward Derrystudge - Sat, 16 Jan 2016 11:27:43 EST ID:8AS/JorQ No.24373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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get it

Jenkem Withdrawals by Shit Duckgold - Fri, 08 Jan 2016 14:50:52 EST ID:Hf1ZoirJ No.24366 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am in big shit. Feeling really sick right now. I have not jenked for two days now. I kind got into jenkem a few years ago and close after that started production myself. Now after 7 years of producing and happily using jenkem the cops busted me. They took al my supplies, not only the high tech stuff like my pressurized gas extractors but also my experimentation bottles and balloons. Trying to get a small jenkem line going again for personal use but these will at least take 2 weeks to finish up. Anyone out there got some quick fix for jenkhead lke my. Thought about the direct anal to nostril tube thing but I don't know how I feel about mainlining jet.

Pic related: my chilling out with a fresh batch of pre-jenk before all this shit
Shitting Chonderkidging - Wed, 13 Jan 2016 01:54:26 EST ID:9ehfkbhE No.24368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I am in big shit

Mr hanky by Hannah Pittdale - Sat, 26 Dec 2015 00:24:35 EST ID:Ae7EAb/J No.24355 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The Christmas miracle
Ian Tillingham - Sat, 26 Dec 2015 01:23:04 EST ID:tMo8e2Cs No.24356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That would make some nice jenk
Archie Bendleback - Thu, 07 Jan 2016 07:02:09 EST ID:X8zjvDcQ No.24365 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Why wouldnt you yank the stank from the tank? Thats some dank jank. Fuck this shit i need a wank.

lookina get back in, lookina feel it by Archie Lightfoot - Tue, 05 Jan 2016 15:47:41 EST ID:TMNAy5Sd No.24360 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hey guys, been a while since ive waded through the brown mist, so to speak, any tips for someone who hasnt jenked their junk in a while?
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 05 Jan 2016 22:52:00 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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just shit

Jenk from fish by Phoebe Pengerridge - Tue, 15 Dec 2015 03:42:46 EST ID:BnXoDY+a No.24340 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What kind of high will fish jenk give you?
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 15 Dec 2015 17:49:28 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel, huh?

both figuratively AND literally
Phoebe Checkledack - Sat, 26 Dec 2015 22:32:17 EST ID:0za7YgTr No.24358 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Plugging Jenkum by Bombastus !!HToBa9dh - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 00:17:53 EST ID:6NxAKxgB No.24259 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /jenk/.
On my first psychedelic binge in a while. Have 3 trip sitters and all wondering how to plug jenkum in the most efficient manner.

I have 50mg of jenkane and 800mg of extracted jenkene and 500ml of jenkanol. Should I do them separately or do they synergize as well as others?
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Lydia Niggergold - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 14:08:57 EST ID:3TQM9jJz No.24297 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How high can you get off this? I am going to ask my dr to prescribe this to me.
Henry Brennermud - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 17:59:54 EST ID:W4ebkd84 No.24298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The reptilians will never allow it
Clara Fuckinghall - Thu, 26 Nov 2015 22:25:36 EST ID:HNJOdx4Z No.24309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Im thinking harversting shit from a portapotty to brew some jenk. Does anyone know how to separate out the good shit from the disinfetants in the portapotty water.
Alice Blockledale - Fri, 27 Nov 2015 23:40:49 EST ID:NG3ER2cv No.24311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
not worth it, all of the bacteria required for fermentation are destroyed. All you have is shitty proteins and nasty fibers. That shit isn't worth shit. You're better off harvesting dog or cow samples
Barnaby Conningson - Wed, 23 Dec 2015 15:12:25 EST ID:P8dS+hA1 No.24351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
those guys are so uptight they should smoke a joint

Jenk recipes in stores? by Nigger Dusslefield - Sun, 06 Dec 2015 14:14:33 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24325 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Just found this today and of course had to buy it. There's a couple hundred jenk recipes inside and it's amazing that its come so far in western society.

Going to make some poopoo dumplings tonight and a side of poocorn mixed with normal corn, and of course mashed poo mixed with turnips and potatoes (usually the 'traditional' side dish to go with poopoo dumplings or any type of poocorns)
Oliver Wimmerworth - Tue, 08 Dec 2015 19:06:30 EST ID:6qsdixCu No.24326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That bitch looks crazy, imagine her feasting on your cock. She must've huffed da jenk back in the day.
Polly Turveyshaw - Fri, 11 Dec 2015 02:18:25 EST ID:vwy1db8b No.24336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ah that reminds of my Thanksgiving jenk. My harvest the day after Thanksgiving is always my most potent batch of the year
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 13 Dec 2015 13:16:41 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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hehehehehe dumps
Barnaby Conningson - Wed, 23 Dec 2015 15:09:49 EST ID:P8dS+hA1 No.24350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
8/10 post
although you should have said "that lady", lets not be insensitive now

Jenk by Nigel Bunnershit - Wed, 16 Dec 2015 01:42:21 EST ID:USRz3FdR No.24342 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Jenk isn't real
User was banned for this post
User was banned by: Vaccer
Fanny Trotridge - Thu, 17 Dec 2015 15:15:51 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol ok. Why is this even a meme though? Calling something that people have been doing for hundreds of years fake makes zero sense. I'm not sure where if I missed the joke or something but I don't see how this is funny
Hamilton Gittingfure - Mon, 21 Dec 2015 23:33:33 EST ID:X8zjvDcQ No.24349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mods ban this faggot for disinfo

Its as real as you or me.

Ass Crack by CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 04 Dec 2015 23:25:14 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24323 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is the newest "legal high" to hit head shops across the US. Apparently, they compress jenk into cartridges like the ones used for nitrous. Forget filling balloons; now you can fill your whipped cream canister with that sweet poo stinky butt craps anal jenk gas for a cleaner and more powerful hit!

hehehehehe butt ;)

Does anybody know if the jenk in Ass Crack is obtained using sustainable jenk farming practices? I don't want to keep buying it if it's made in some Greek sweatshop where they forcefeed the producers lentils and goat cheese and don't even let them leave their toilets.
Augustus Sullerwell - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 00:59:59 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I plug my own turds to get high off of my own turds
I've got turds stuffed in my butthole as we speak
love story short, my turds are accompanied by flatulence
they call me Big F for flatulence, heh, got my turds shitting inside of myself
For The Love Of Farts, Give Him That Turd

heh, shit

Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:36:36 EST ID:UDs0GXpt No.24329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Headshops here stopped selling "legal highs" because weed is legal so my locals don't have this. How many hits per canister and how much did that 24box run?
Also do you think I could somehow get arrested smuggling this stuff across state lines?
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 05:10:25 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
24 chargers. It was $19 per box, just a little cheaper than nitrous at the same head shop.
Augustus Chammerdock - Wed, 16 Dec 2015 22:24:01 EST ID:GaU8cTlI No.24343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There are approximately 544 mg of dimethyl-jenkamine in each cartridge and it only takes about 300 mg for an extreme stoney jenk sesh. These canisters are a great way to get high when you have an airsoft gun laying around, jenk dry fire it into your mouth and no one will ever know you are jenking

Do You Remember This? by Samuel Piggledodge - Mon, 14 Dec 2015 02:25:20 EST ID:Z4OWwTaQ No.24338 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 14 Dec 2015 08:03:50 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I didn't even know what jenkem is when this happened.

Do terpenes fuck up your jenk? by Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:25:04 EST ID:UDs0GXpt No.24328 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I switched up my weed habit from smoking to eating and now it pretty much smells like theres 10 ferrets in the room when I fart. Is this going to affect my jenk? I make my own, don't trust dealers and I know that a lot of terpenes are supposed to be antibiotics of some sort.
Also I grow my weed too and is there a strain I should switch to for edibles and jenkmaking?
Augustus Sullerwell - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:39:27 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Meh. As long as you squat over your jenk and let out a few farts to help ferment and keep it stanky fresh you should be good.
Augustus Sullerwell - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:41:57 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I tickle my anus so that it laughs out the farts a little quicker, hehe.
Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 03:25:58 EST ID:kyho4oOE No.24333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Forgot to say that my shit smells as skunky as my farts
Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 16:06:29 EST ID:kyho4oOE No.24335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Even as an experienced ASStronaut I'm not sure I can handle this stuff. Ate 3g of Gorilla Glue #4 yesterday and now my shit smell like someone discovered the mass graves left over from some sort of skunk holocaust on a christmas tree farm.

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