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Jenk Question by Henry Drannerhood - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 14:20:42 EST ID:iGYOpzOJ No.24529 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am a fine Jenk Connoisseur who only huffs the primest of Jenk and get jonked on a daily basis. I was wondering how much jonking it would take for me to jenk the life out of my body? Could getting too jonked kill me? Please hurry! i'm on about 40ccs of Jenk right now and i'm starting to have withdrawal symptoms
David Hallycocke - Mon, 29 Aug 2016 23:51:14 EST ID:TCsSFL2G No.24530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
about tree fiddy
GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 02:35:31 EST ID:6D3U7uGu No.24533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't condone suicide attempts. Huff safely, brah! If you run out of jenk, a combination of diazepam and PCP is known to be the best medicine for /jenk/ withdrawal besides the brown gold itself.

But no, it's not possible to "overdose" on jenk; you can only die from stupid mistakes like sucking a balloon into your throat or going to sleep with a fart mask over your face. Jenkem is uncannily safe in that way.
Clara Brepperhood - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 01:41:46 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i tried to save up enough to see if i could suffocate myself in a jenk atmosphere so thick that there wasn't enough oxygen, but i just can handle having a stash that big, every time get like 10% of what i need i just good on a crazy jerk bender. never od'd, did inhale the baloon a few times before i learned about using volcano bags for safety.
sell your toilet
huff jenk erryday

Super Stank by Nightshade !M6R0eWkIpk - Tue, 11 Nov 2014 12:02:30 EST ID:ontOm7t9 No.23656 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A jenk so stank you brown out permanently just from hearing about it.
So the rumor is there is some JENK imported from China that is supposed
to be some REAL killer SHIT. Have any of you shit hippies heard about this?
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Nightshade !M6R0eWkIpk - Wed, 26 Nov 2014 14:19:15 EST ID:ontOm7t9 No.23694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Its true.
Jarvis Socklekin - Fri, 12 Dec 2014 10:11:34 EST ID:tZq8cdgy No.23721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I get the legit J.Y.N.K.Y.M. from Uncle Sam every month
Graham Dremmerkodge - Wed, 17 Dec 2014 14:40:28 EST ID:z03xZq+k No.23731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Its made by force feeding children chipotle then making them drink Mexican tap water.
Clara Moblinghud - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 03:15:24 EST ID:XN3KJ7x7 No.24536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ian Smallridge - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 13:06:46 EST ID:8AS/JorQ No.24539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what episode of ATHF is that?

weed infused jenk [fail] by Polly Dartwell - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 01:20:08 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24537 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a massive stash of bud left from last year's outdoor harvest & I'm trying to get rid of it fast now cause I need to make room for this year's take. So the easiest way to get rid of weed without wasting it is to eat the stuff. Nobody can smoke an ounce in a day, but I can eat 2z easy. I get high like you wouldn't believe, its fantastic, but it has this one downside, i'm loud af. My farts smell like someone just opened a jar of the nastiest sour d you ever met and shits smell even more dank. So of course I realized that I can make the best jenk ever & I set it up, but its just not working.
There is plenty of piss and shit, I've been keeping the bottle in a pretty warm place, but out of direct sunlight, but there isn't any magic happening. limp ballon, no gas at all. at first i thought maybe jolly african-americans were sneaking in & stealing my jenkane at night, so i put a camera on the stash and nobody is touching it.
do marijuana somehow prevent the jenk form fermentane ?

jenk appreciation by Caroline Grimstock - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 03:22:23 EST ID:y0kyUWWx No.24500 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Phyllis Sigglefuck - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 03:30:33 EST ID:y0kyUWWx No.24505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Graham Buzzstock - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 05:20:50 EST ID:wa1SiPgo No.24528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24500 Should be titled dick nose

officer andre on sum jenk by Albert Wazzlebodge - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:35:59 EST ID:kjvBxago No.24518 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You can smoke and you can drink by Jenny Sonderman - Tue, 14 Jun 2016 16:23:59 EST ID:twTnTEjO No.24482 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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you'll cowards don't even huff jenk
Emma Smallworth - Thu, 07 Jul 2016 22:17:16 EST ID:ZSYa31Xf No.24495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
jenk urself my man
Phyllis Chongertadge - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 11:12:45 EST ID:hUwQPTQb No.24515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Phyllis Chongertadge - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 11:13:42 EST ID:hUwQPTQb No.24516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jenk stank by Dank Jenk - Thu, 07 Jul 2016 02:14:24 EST ID:NU6iIROf No.24493 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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just checking in on my fellow jenk'ers, wanted to know how everyone prefers to collect their favorite jenk, I always have to lean with the elephant, although I seem to always lean toward quantity than quality...
Basil Firringgold - Wed, 13 Jul 2016 04:06:26 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
animal jenk is slavery

the tools by Clara Drillywen - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 05:49:30 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24507 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Jenk paraphernalia thread:
I've found that if you squat over a mason jar just right you can tuck your dick into it and also shit in it directly at the same time no problem. I have one of those mason jar bong lids & I just plug the stem put a balloon on the mouthpiece.
Clara Drillywen - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 05:55:39 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The other thing I found out is you think your stuff is all run out and you need to start a new batch? Use it in your bong, the heat & agitation will release a few more good jenx.
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 00:53:54 EST ID:5TLZb0zO No.24509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Thanks for the tip. I've been using one jar for my anus and one for my dick, but this could save a little time.

>Use it in your bong, the heat & agitation will release a few more good jenx.

Le fuq? You can't allow a flame anywhere near jenkem; it'll destroy the jenkylines!

When a jar of jenk is almost done producing, what I like to do is take a spoonful of fecal solids from the bottom and add it to my new jar of fresh poop and pee. It gets the fresh poop fermenting within MINUTES. If you know anything about winemaking, this is similar to reusing the yeasty goop from a finished batch of wine to kickstart fermentation in a new batch.

Good luck and happy huffing!
Lydia Hobberwill - Fri, 29 Jul 2016 13:18:55 EST ID:j9yfopIv No.24510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
u cann get high on bonging jenk its an ancient sercret the secrert jenkylines are released into ur lungs and itss like a whole nother kind of high but I wouldt recomend doing it often becausee it an lead to too much aweseomness! =D

Sharing the joys of Jenk by Betsy Pashstock - Thu, 31 Dec 2015 17:13:13 EST ID:4/RnJjul No.24359 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If I decide to stare it's usually with a, "Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?" look.

I'm about 6'7'' so even when I'm just trying to be friendly (i.e. not farting on a stanger kid's head) and meeting a family member's or friend's kid for the first time, I've noticed they get very 'hide between their mother's legs' intimidated on sight if I'm not sitting down. So it's not hard for me to silence/intimidate a child, especially when I'm trying to.
However, a few times I've been called out. One time I was pretty drunk with a friend at a Target buying Risk (and no, we never finished playing the whole game). This little mexican 5-7 year old with a mohawk, was being an insufferable little shit in the action figure section. I heard him from like 5 aisles over and it was like nails on a chalkboard. I tell my friend, "I'm gonna fart on this kids head. Watch and learn."

I saunter on over to the aisle in question and see the vile little prick calling his mom an "idiot" for not buying him a huge fucking G.I. JOE The Movie vehicle (which pissed me off even more considering how awful that movie was. BUY SOME GOOD TOYS!) "I already bought that one for you and you broke it by throwing it down the stairs" "SHUT UP. I NEED IT. IT'S THE ONLY ONE I DON'T HAVE NOW." The mother was younger than me (I'm mid twenties) and gave a defeated look, "I don't have enough money right now." "YOU ARE AN IDIOT," and continued to just berate and publicly shame this woman.

At the time, I was on a strict Chipotle carnitas burrito diet. And while I was watching all this, my stomach gave me an initial warning gurgle (very courteous stomach) telling me I was about an hour away from punishing the toilet. Serendipity! Destiny!

I inch a bit closer to my prey, inspecting some wrestling toys and pondering the weird homoeroticness of the whole 'sport' in general. The kid shouts "FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU!" The mom rolls her eyes and turns her back to the kid to ignore him. And could you believe it, the kid gets on his hands and knees and starts taking the toy out of the box. It's go time, motherfucker.

I position my back towards him and at this point am like 2 feet away from him. His head is down, getting frustrated with those god damn twisty tie things, and I go for the kill. I bend down to reach for the one of the toys on the lower shelf. At this point, my ass is INCHES away from this kids head.

Now, generally speaking, the best way to go about this is to act casual, drop your belly bomb, then walk away after a few seconds like nothing is out of the ordinary. I usually go one aisle over and listen to the kid's reaction in delight. However, today I couldn't help myself. I have my head tilted back looking at this kid out of the corner of my eye, to ensure accuracy.
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Lydia Monderlock - Mon, 04 Apr 2016 04:51:15 EST ID:nUl2jSPR No.24438 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is incredible

The Larry David at the end is the icing on the cake
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 05:16:26 EST ID:L6kKyEoz No.24439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This thread is a reminder that I don't know many copypastas.
James Peppercocke - Mon, 23 May 2016 18:25:27 EST ID:8d6M+9P8 No.24462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
preeeety preety good
Rebecca Munnerkotch - Thu, 26 May 2016 05:26:51 EST ID:7PaoAzcN No.24466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know how I ended up in /jenk/ but this post was totally worth it. Many a good laughs were had while reading this.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 13:46:41 EST ID:tP9s6cDY No.24502 Report Quick Reply
Damn what a story.

So, I just got my bachelors in jenkem by Phoebe Chunderted - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 02:26:57 EST ID:xZ8thCwd No.24486 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yep. After 4 long years filled with anal gas and interesting rectum related orchestras, I am finally a licensed flatulance and jenkem transporter. I'm no jenk mod I can be if you guys ever need one. I mean, I AM technically certified now, and I -love- inhaling my own farts.

Long Live Flatulance
Graham Sicklelure - Tue, 28 Jun 2016 19:05:59 EST ID:oeyFk+k9 No.24488 Ignore Report Quick Reply
flatulence isn't even shit bro
Martin Sillyspear - Thu, 07 Jul 2016 16:19:32 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Flatulence, my friend, is the Essence of Life and is all that one needs to be Euphoric.

Dump taking? by ATLiens - Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:39:38 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24363 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So. Let's talk dumps.
Ever take a dump out of your own anus before?
Like, get DUMPED on, fools, heh.

Brah. People like CrazyFolksTribe couldn't give two dumps on what type of jenk you're huffing, guys like me, heh, we just want to take dumps. Trust me, I've inhaled CrazyFolks' farts before. We send eachothers farts via Ziploc bag in the mail, I love trying other peoples homebrew stankems.

Take into consideration how cute anal can be, we've got poopoo stankems for breakfast lunch and dinner in this shithole town.

Yes, I plead ignorance, my stench isn't what I used to be but god damnit this is AMERICA. You wouldn't know an god damn thing about freedom god damnit I only inhale domestic gasses bitch get that terrorist butthash out of here.

When it comes down to it I generate massive revenue for jenkane research because my amendment has the freedom and courage to do so in liberty. Don't like it? Heh, go insert my own anus into your nose, FART into it, and inhale the stench see what a real buzz is about bitch you never stank before heh. Nitchass Biggas I'm Sick of This Bull Ish, Take a Step Down Chump
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 07 Jan 2016 01:43:56 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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No. You were supposed to give the Ziploc bag of jenk to the Salvation Army to help poor street jenkies better their lives. And what did you do? Huffed it all like the fart fiend you are. This is why you will never be able to ferment a good strain that's heavy on N,N-dimethyljenkamide. You will always be addicted to the stench of casual narcotic jenkine-filled poop sauce, getting high without ever experiencing the TRUTH that is a deep, hallucinatory brownout from real Christmas turkey jenk.

I take big dumps filled with blood as a sacrifice to the Jenk Lords of Mount Chimborazo.
Emma Lightman - Mon, 11 Jan 2016 17:22:48 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cornelius Blathershit - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 02:46:09 EST ID:xZ8thCwd No.24484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Farts though.

Fox Jenk by Martin Fivingnore - Fri, 01 Apr 2016 20:41:47 EST ID:7sxsAm56 No.24436 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone ever had fox jenk?

They say its the holy grail of jenkem
StraightEdgeJ !ZkzWE2qcTY - Sun, 03 Apr 2016 02:21:00 EST ID:tR1XJB7e No.24437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I tried it once. It was pretty good but the foxes don't come around often so I had to cut it with dog shit. My clients didn't even fucking notice lol
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 30 May 2016 18:48:51 EST ID:7CEnxvhH No.24473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mmmmm, I bet that feels wonderful for the fox. I get hard every time I see this image. Would love to fap with a big bag of fox jenk tied over my head.
Ebenezer Greendock - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 01:03:09 EST ID:Dps9Mu6L No.24483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fox jenk is the absolute best, but if you can't afford it, coyote jenk comes a close second.

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