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herf jank evdry by Simon Bashbury - Sun, 11 May 2014 12:32:21 EST ID:jZJWnbb8 No.23184 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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methane is real
jenkyline aint
:o...
Banned
User was banned for this post
User was banned by: Therm0ptic
Reason: Jenk: (noun) "a real thing"
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Nicholas Chevingbetch - Sat, 27 Jun 2015 16:49:57 EST ID:QX8BvJ1n No.24091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24090
Also the jenkine molecule is poorly made, you can tell it's not a legit molecule because a dumb ass autistic child made it. Just copy and paste parts from another chem sttucture to make jenk molecule. Because you dumbasses cant even make straight lines properly
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Doris Pickway - Sun, 28 Jun 2015 00:11:52 EST ID:c1d3VzXw No.24092 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24091
OH SHIT YOU FIGURED IT OUT DUDE
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Bombastus !!HToBa9dh - Sun, 28 Jun 2015 18:42:57 EST ID:yoDzzGnV No.24093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24091
What. How?
It follows all octets and can work as a regular molecule. See the Sigma Aldrich page that has one missing hydroxyl:
http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/catalog/product/aldrich/737356?lang=en&region=US
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Fri, 03 Jul 2015 00:37:33 EST ID:T5E6ETp7 No.24099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24090
>>24091
...
>>24093
BOOM! ROASTED! Who's the autist now?

Still me, I know
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re - Thu, 12 Nov 2015 02:25:17 EST ID:8QYmqdl5 No.24300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is this the same? http://www.bocsci.com/description.asp?cas=68867-18-5&cid=1


Jenk-addicted brother by Charlotte Wedgesidge - Fri, 30 Oct 2015 06:37:45 EST ID:XqbNLWmF No.24289 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi /jenk/ I need help
My brother has a jenk addiction that is, quite frankly, ruining his life
He quit his job so he can stay home and huff jenk while playing video games all day
He's gotten into trouble with the law more than once... breaking into restrooms, stealing shit from toilets (even got a few larceny charges because it technically isn't his property)
He's always in a jenked out haze... I don't even feel like my real brother is there anymore
He used to be so loving, so warm and friendly. Everybody loved him. But now nobody wants to be around him because they're too afraid he's gonna snap and try to steal their poo. I don't think he even loves me anymore... he just views me as a shit factory he can get high on, breaking into the bathroom when I'm going number two because he (and I quote) "could smell the siren's stench", forcing me off the potty and stuffing all of my shit into plastic bags. He's supposed to be my brother. We're supposed to have each other's backs but now he's this unrecognizable CREATURE.

Oh and he's always stealing my money because he owes "some guy" (aka his jenk dealer) all of this money and I'm afraid he might be mixed up in something really bad this time around. Maybe the Jenk mafia?

He just... he isn't the same. I want him back. How can I get him back? I'm at my wits end. I'm afraid he'll end up dead on the streets with shit smeared all over him if he keeps going on like this...
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Albert Necklesack - Sat, 31 Oct 2015 09:00:56 EST ID:wNfbm9fU No.24291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I bet you're the kind of square that calls us all "jenkies" and treats us like trash. Fuck you man. If your brother is "addicted" to jenk, he is also addicted to enlightenment. Jenk is a wonderful chemical, yiou're just a pussy ass bitch fuck off

*takes hit of jenk*

OP is faaaggggg
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Tookie - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 21:58:53 EST ID:oTX0OreK No.24299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh my god, I haven't laughed this much in a long time. I totally lost it at "could smell the siren's stench". Watch out, your brother is going to turn into a turd soon. Good luck keeping him away from this shit.


Todays jenk scene by Alice Geckleson - Thu, 29 Oct 2015 07:34:34 EST ID:IKMOuTZU No.24286 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I used to do a lot of jenk but eventually quit, looking to get back in the game now because I lost everything I love and at least I can love my jenk
What's some good strains today? Is there any new trends? I heard something about jenk-infused vape-liquid
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Polly Blizzlesedging - Thu, 29 Oct 2015 12:39:58 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24286
Heh. The ol' Vaporrhea. Love it.

It's diarrhea juice and ground poo corn fused with fart jenkinoids all mixed together for one dank formula. Would highly recommend.


LOST 50 LBS. ON THIS by Cedric Nonderfuck - Mon, 26 Oct 2015 08:59:20 EST ID:zpKddosa No.24282 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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JENK, IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!
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Jarvis Clapperwell - Mon, 26 Oct 2015 14:55:49 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24282
same here heh
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KFTchan !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 26 Oct 2015 18:24:13 EST ID:0akGiHet No.24284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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yo dawgg its prolly cuz the urge to shit gets so high

u wan shit to get more o dat jeken nig u knom sayen hahaha

u shit out half ur body
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Nathaniel Bullerfuck - Wed, 28 Oct 2015 21:45:50 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24284
heh
one day
lets combine turds
;)
heh


The farting community by ForcedFartDiarrheaMistake - Mon, 19 Oct 2015 19:46:40 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24275 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Love you guys so much :'(
I don't know what I would do without my fellow farters and turd tasters..

Love live the gas. Farts forever...


Woah! by ChrisTopHer - Wed, 14 Oct 2015 21:12:32 EST ID:V6RfeIm3 No.24270 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm pretty sure I had my 1st Jenk experience today, let me explain: I'm an Opiate addict & I woke up today dopesick like every morning. I live about a 5 min walk from my dealer so I head out the door. After making my purchase I couldn't walk home fast enough so I stop at a construction site about halfway home. I noticed there was one of those blue porta-potty/outhouse thingies so I rush inside to boot up. Holy FUCKING shit was it rank! I'm talking about layers upon layers of many people's shit and piss all piled in there. Oh well, I'm sick so I man up and do my shot. As soon as the H rush was over I was hit by something I can not explain. It was rush like never before, something like /opi/ /benz/ /dis/ /psy/ /del/ /stim/ /weed/ /other/ all rolled up together. Then 8 hrs later I wake up still in the portapotty. Damn guys, I was skeptical at first but now I want more of this Jenk. I'm pretty sure Jenk will replace the Junk for me.
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Charlotte Pittcocke - Thu, 15 Oct 2015 11:29:29 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sounds like something that would happen to me lol.

I usually filter out the poo corns with a strainer and then grind them up with my weed grinder for smoking or railing the poo corn dust. It's honestly more intense than a few hits of crack from my experience...
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Charlotte Pittcocke - Thu, 15 Oct 2015 11:32:13 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24271
here's a batch I took from a portapotty that was right next to this work site of Mexicans. there was lots of poo poo corns as you can see. I was fucked up pretty bad that day after railing these


Jenk Blender by Basil Funderwell - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 08:09:49 EST ID:o6g+9KsO No.24240 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This should totally be a thing. Why only huff your own jenk while you can mix it with other peoples stuff? And I think it's obvious a normal blender won't do the trick.
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Cornelius Chudgewater - Mon, 12 Oct 2015 22:54:39 EST ID:mp+S/DkE No.24268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Naw dawg I got the best jenk in my county. I follow a secret diet I've developed over the years and my intestinal flora are top notch. Shit was so good I got hooked on it and pretty messed up, but I cleaned up and now I just sell my stews to the people around my city. They all tell me it's the best.


Farting into yourself? by Phineas Fecklefoot - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 14:32:42 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24265 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is this possible? Is there a way to invert my anus and direct the gasses back into my bowels so I can get high everytime I fart?

Heh.

Give me several farts and I won't stop coming back, my stench game is too stanky and you dudes don't even inhale my own farts heh...

Shit I have diarrhea corn poos in my ears all I hear is farts bitch heh


heh
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Phineas Fecklefoot - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 14:36:48 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
by the way, fartsing is my second middle name
\lol dude, i've give n many farts into myself before just waant it permanant heh

shit sorry for double post nb i

just far

t

hi
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Phineas Fecklefoot - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 14:41:16 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24266


POOP by JENK !N6FbekiRDo - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 00:36:18 EST ID:FsWtB7TM No.24261 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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GET FUCK ON POOP
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Phineas Fecklefoot - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 10:47:51 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24261
Poo Poo Puffs Cereal is the shit


A. Serious. Question. by DeliriousPotato - Mon, 28 Sep 2015 16:03:22 EST ID:t793Dgj8 No.24225 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is a very very very serious question...
JK it aint..
But, is the jenkem the real deal, will it really get me "high", or i should stick to my /del/'s?
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Angus Panningsidge - Thu, 01 Oct 2015 10:53:46 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24230
dont bother cause i gove y, ;ff heh

shit dont do it man stick to del i a have no way out of this farts




fart
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Phoebe Blarrymerk - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 19:12:49 EST ID:vJTG5oRf No.24239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24230
Dont jump on the brown dragon

Theres no way off the train of farts
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tαιma - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 09:38:49 EST ID:H1NWWzgd No.24241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i need to get my shit together and make jenkem.
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Edwin Greenlock - Sun, 04 Oct 2015 10:25:49 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24241
literally.
heh.
btw,,

Give My Farts A Lesson In Huffing

Thanks Brah, sell em' what i told ya' heh stinky is my middle name got plenty of poop plopping down my leg lol ew nah brah ya man got the stankiest jankems
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poop !cCSIRz2JCg!!vVWR8L52 - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 00:29:50 EST ID:FsWtB7TM No.24260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
poop


Eat da poo poo by GloryHole !!UlD/KD0K - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 23:13:38 EST ID:+ibUZIDn No.24248 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If I eat my poop would it have the same effect as sniffing it?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 07 Oct 2015 01:16:44 EST ID:5KaQMtSo No.24249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Cyril Famblewill - Wed, 07 Oct 2015 09:10:16 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24248

OP, see:
>>24224
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Emma Brumblebed - Fri, 09 Oct 2015 18:18:13 EST ID:kipIC0ev No.24257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24248
I don't think so
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Phyllis Worthingfuck - Sat, 10 Oct 2015 19:02:53 EST ID:uMDFTtLO No.24258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24248
No. There's plenty of scat porn out there where people eat shit and don't start tripping their asses off. As far as I know, it's all about dat jenkane gas produced as the shit and piss ferments. That's all I've used, anyway.


Selling jenk by Hannah Favingchure - Tue, 29 Sep 2015 23:54:37 EST ID:XqbNLWmF No.24229 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does jenk have any illegal substances in it?
I'm in need of a little extra income but I don't want to do anything that might get me in trouble
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Martha Soblingfuck - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 13:01:53 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24234
jen kane
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Eugene Fizzlebidge - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 16:12:15 EST ID:EubtZ9Xl No.24237 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24236
stank hank.
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Ebenezer Settingstone - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 18:53:45 EST ID:XqbNLWmF No.24238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Okay so I was thinking maybe I could dehydrate it then press it into sheets or tablet form that could then be rehydrated when one wants to consume it

I'd call it Instant Stank, good idea or bad?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 01:15:11 EST ID:5KaQMtSo No.24244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24238
I don't think that would work; you really need live, active bacteria to keep the jenk gases a-flowin'.
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Cyril Famblewill - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 22:07:27 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24244
For example inhaling my own farts through a straw whilst huefjfas ghjsd

heuh

farts


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