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jenk science by Fuck Parringlutch - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 16:49:37 EST ID:pjwbi7NP No.24503 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I recently noticed some trolls posting misinformation here so let me make one thing clear:


Jenkem is the fumes given off by fermented shit (and sometimes piss). This undergoes a completely different chemical reaction than what happens when you fart. Think about it this way, you can't get high off of raw hops, but ferment those bitches and suddenly you're drunk as fuck. Same thing with jenkem.

Sigh. It's misinformation like LOL HUFF FARTS NIGGA that causes most people to not take jenkem seriously or even give it a chance. STOP DOING IT PLEASE.
Awe' God !!vVWR8L52 - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 16:25:09 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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how about adding years of accumulated bong resin to the fermentation slurry? does it make one get munchies?
Augustus Menkinridge - Wed, 07 Sep 2016 09:33:00 EST ID:bLz3W9DP No.24535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My god... just smoke some normal fucking weed with your jenkem you pleb. Cannabis tar is filled to the brim with carcinogens.
Hamilton Blatherham - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 23:35:16 EST ID:Uh7bsBCI No.24546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol nice graph
Cornelius Somblepire - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 08:07:53 EST ID:D4eeJPC5 No.24560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>huffs sewage for entertainment
>worried about carcinogens
In the end it's the attitude that gives cancer, carcinogens are just a cooperative component
Sidney Snodway - Thu, 24 Nov 2016 20:45:25 EST ID:N84ipx7W No.24584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
At first I read ''Cursive elixer of fartful cryptology'' and I laughed so hard

probably true by Graham Turveyway - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 03:31:24 EST ID:/9/NCjy+ No.24549 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sercret CIA program: bulk fermentation of municipal sewage, using the sales proceeds to fund ISIS so as to justify and expanded military budgets and loser rules on surveillance and interrogation techniques.
Emma Sennerwit - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 23:44:28 EST ID:t9YtGTk0 No.24551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Remember - always make your own jenk or buy it from dealers you trust and whose supply you're familiar with.

Shady blackmarket jenk supports government psyops and terrorism, and is typically of a lower quality anyway. Remember the 'brown plague' series of psychotic episodes and deaths in 2014? Poor quality mass-produced CIA jenk. It had a whole bunch of weird additives in it to make it ferment faster.
Shitting Pocklekag - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 14:58:59 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Government produced jenk was really nice back in the nineties, when it was produced for the military, but after the ban, they started supplying africa and it was made from runover cow manure and fermented straight in the sewage system so a lot of things got produced in the process that aren't supposed to be in high quality jenkem, like methane and sulfurajenkanide which produces deliriant type of effects. Many people though they lost the magic, because the truth about the universe was no longer revealed to them and they quit jenk all together which is really sad. I'm glad it's a kind of secret drug so at least the prohibition is not an issue. Hopefully with donald jenkem quality is qoing to improve.

dead skunks by George Smallville - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 21:55:07 EST ID:a83cptBz No.24567 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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can i make jenk out of a dead skunk?
i was driving through the countryside & i smells some of the rankest stench that ever reeked, tracked it down to black, white & red patch on the side of the road, so i put it in the back of my pickup to see if make i could make some good shit with it
Fanny Goodbury - Mon, 31 Oct 2016 21:11:35 EST ID:HJ0BzBYd No.24568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well you're unlikely to find enough shit in a skunk for a full batch.

However, if you've got a batch of some nondescript jenk brewing you can add the skunk's shit to it to really potentiate the brew. Drop the anal glands in too if you're feeling hardcore.
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 11 Nov 2016 19:52:49 EST ID:U2KI3Vc/ No.24579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just because it stinks doesn't mean it'll make good jenk. If you cut off the scent glands and let them soak in your brew for a few days, they can add a nice "bite". But they don't add much to the high.

Pour up, Jenk by Ayylmao - Mon, 15 Sep 2014 16:15:27 EST ID:zoldSA5v No.23505 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Pour up (jenk), head shot (jenk)
Sit down (jenk), stand up (jenk)
Pass out (jenk), wake up (jenk)
Faded (jenk), faded (jenk)

Now I done grew up
Round some people living their life in bottles
Granddaddy had the golden ass
Back stroke every day in Chicago
Some people like the way it feels
Some people wanna kill their sorrows
Some people wanna fit in with the popular
That was my problem
It was in the dark ballloon
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Stankass - Sun, 16 Oct 2016 12:11:58 EST ID:YWfgJRnx No.24561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 17:54:07 EST ID:5OJInSD5 No.24562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Corn is ooooon the poo
Breathe from aaaaaa balloon
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 18:56:24 EST ID:5OJInSD5 No.24563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ebenezer Gobblehall - Fri, 21 Oct 2016 04:22:47 EST ID:GGq1mg1Y No.24564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Twisted off the Jenkem, watching Iron Chef
Hubert Cumberdale - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 18:22:32 EST ID:OFURi5OB No.24566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Justin Roiland confirmed for Jenkem user.

first stank token by Jenny Siffingville - Sun, 31 Jan 2016 14:01:15 EST ID:08kmojWu No.24384 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what now? does it give me access to stuff(seriously)?
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Jack Firrybury - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 13:30:21 EST ID:tudp3F/r No.24389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nathaniel Buttinggold - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 17:20:36 EST ID:a4NOJ4R7 No.24391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>waiting for "the man" to "give" you stank tokens

CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 20 Feb 2016 16:48:29 EST ID:EPyVj4pN No.24406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How deep does this go? Is there an illegal black market for stank tokens?
Or should I say...
brown market?
!GOACID/XyA - Sun, 21 Feb 2016 05:20:19 EST ID:kBHzXsAr No.24407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>How deep does this go?

All the way to the lower intestinal tract, baby.
William Sashdone - Thu, 27 Oct 2016 14:18:28 EST ID:ZjEQh2nY No.24565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a sucky sucky pat on the back

favorite jenk literature? by kerflap - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 12:30:29 EST ID:72B1saWH No.24538 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what is ur favorite thing to read on da jenk. I love reading da sonichu, it make so much sense on dat jenk. nigga you just went full KERFLAP
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 15 Sep 2016 00:09:56 EST ID:DH840aw8 No.24542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Priscilla Honeybanks - Thu, 22 Sep 2016 13:45:29 EST ID:WhD65Rst No.24545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mein Kampf goes quite well with huffin that brown.
Awe' God !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 07:44:05 EST ID:ym3hngpU No.24559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
written by J. Jenkins himself, doesn't get much better than this https://humanurehandbook.com/downloads/H2.pdf

smuggling jenk into prison by changaaki - Tue, 16 Aug 2016 18:34:11 EST ID:TIgNiehl No.24527 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone here ever keistered their jenk?

Did you use a condom? Or did you just plug the gas right up your butt? (would that even work???)
Henry Tootshaw - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 09:31:05 EST ID:vGp5vUF0 No.24541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Are they denying you food and water? Is there something in place preventing you from cupping your hands under your scrotum with the brew in it and letting it ferment directly into your taint for a subtle yet prolonged experience?
Beatrice Greenstone - Mon, 19 Sep 2016 00:28:13 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Are they denying you food and water?

this, nobody but a first time offender smuggles it in because you can brew in your cell so easily so everyone does it, even the people who don't jenk cause they can trade it for cigs & buttsex

Jenk Question by Henry Drannerhood - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 14:20:42 EST ID:iGYOpzOJ No.24529 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am a fine Jenk Connoisseur who only huffs the primest of Jenk and get jonked on a daily basis. I was wondering how much jonking it would take for me to jenk the life out of my body? Could getting too jonked kill me? Please hurry! i'm on about 40ccs of Jenk right now and i'm starting to have withdrawal symptoms
David Hallycocke - Mon, 29 Aug 2016 23:51:14 EST ID:TCsSFL2G No.24530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
about tree fiddy
GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 02:35:31 EST ID:6D3U7uGu No.24533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't condone suicide attempts. Huff safely, brah! If you run out of jenk, a combination of diazepam and PCP is known to be the best medicine for /jenk/ withdrawal besides the brown gold itself.

But no, it's not possible to "overdose" on jenk; you can only die from stupid mistakes like sucking a balloon into your throat or going to sleep with a fart mask over your face. Jenkem is uncannily safe in that way.
Clara Brepperhood - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 01:41:46 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i tried to save up enough to see if i could suffocate myself in a jenk atmosphere so thick that there wasn't enough oxygen, but i just can handle having a stash that big, every time get like 10% of what i need i just good on a crazy jerk bender. never od'd, did inhale the baloon a few times before i learned about using volcano bags for safety.
sell your toilet
huff jenk erryday

Super Stank by Nightshade !M6R0eWkIpk - Tue, 11 Nov 2014 12:02:30 EST ID:ontOm7t9 No.23656 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A jenk so stank you brown out permanently just from hearing about it.
So the rumor is there is some JENK imported from China that is supposed
to be some REAL killer SHIT. Have any of you shit hippies heard about this?
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Nightshade !M6R0eWkIpk - Wed, 26 Nov 2014 14:19:15 EST ID:ontOm7t9 No.23694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Its true.
Jarvis Socklekin - Fri, 12 Dec 2014 10:11:34 EST ID:tZq8cdgy No.23721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I get the legit J.Y.N.K.Y.M. from Uncle Sam every month
Graham Dremmerkodge - Wed, 17 Dec 2014 14:40:28 EST ID:z03xZq+k No.23731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Its made by force feeding children chipotle then making them drink Mexican tap water.
Clara Moblinghud - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 03:15:24 EST ID:XN3KJ7x7 No.24536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ian Smallridge - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 13:06:46 EST ID:8AS/JorQ No.24539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what episode of ATHF is that?

weed infused jenk [fail] by Polly Dartwell - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 01:20:08 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24537 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a massive stash of bud left from last year's outdoor harvest & I'm trying to get rid of it fast now cause I need to make room for this year's take. So the easiest way to get rid of weed without wasting it is to eat the stuff. Nobody can smoke an ounce in a day, but I can eat 2z easy. I get high like you wouldn't believe, its fantastic, but it has this one downside, i'm loud af. My farts smell like someone just opened a jar of the nastiest sour d you ever met and shits smell even more dank. So of course I realized that I can make the best jenk ever & I set it up, but its just not working.
There is plenty of piss and shit, I've been keeping the bottle in a pretty warm place, but out of direct sunlight, but there isn't any magic happening. limp ballon, no gas at all. at first i thought maybe jolly african-americans were sneaking in & stealing my jenkane at night, so i put a camera on the stash and nobody is touching it.
do marijuana somehow prevent the jenk form fermentane ?

jenk appreciation by Caroline Grimstock - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 03:22:23 EST ID:y0kyUWWx No.24500 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Phyllis Sigglefuck - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 03:30:33 EST ID:y0kyUWWx No.24505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Graham Buzzstock - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 05:20:50 EST ID:wa1SiPgo No.24528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24500 Should be titled dick nose

officer andre on sum jenk by Albert Wazzlebodge - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:35:59 EST ID:kjvBxago No.24518 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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