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I'll just leave this here... by Raspbart Chucklevest - Tue, 29 Sep 2015 08:27:11 EST ID:zyTW1i/r No.24226 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://encyclopediadramatica.se/7ols

I drank my own piss once, but it didn't have mountain jew in it so I didn't gain this man's power..
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Raspbart Chucklevest - Tue, 29 Sep 2015 08:31:21 EST ID:zyTW1i/r No.24227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24226

Smoke merlebeans everyday and drink mountain jew.


Post your rigs by Esther Bagglegold - Fri, 25 Sep 2015 15:56:48 EST ID:JVlGuWQk No.24223 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Here's mine. Just a standard, victorian jenkpipe.

Raw buttopium goes inside, leave it to heat up for a while and huff through the mouthpiece.
It's not as potent as fermented jenk, but I hate waiting.

This also raises the question. What do you think of insta-jenk or "kettlejenk" over properly fermented jenk?
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Eliza Fullerlock - Fri, 25 Sep 2015 16:26:30 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24223
>What do you think of insta-jenk or "kettlejenk" over properly fermented jenk?
Same thing to me honestly.. I sometimes have insta-jenk in the morning before work. I usually use my morning dump butt hash since it's fresh out of my colon which gets me pretty fucked because the methane gasses and jenkinoids are pretty fresh. If I don't have time to boil my butt hash I'll just slice up about 5-8 turds to snack on in a ziplock bag when I'm on on the run or driving somewhere


Harrison study scrubbed from Internet? by Esther Sodgebudging - Sat, 29 Aug 2015 05:40:31 EST ID:bQcciWi5 No.24187 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I can't find Medicinal Properties of Jenkem and Jenkane[i/] ANYWHERE online anymore.

What happened? I was going to use it in an Internet debate on medical jenk. It's GONE.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 31 Aug 2015 00:46:55 EST ID:aH5AdkgX No.24189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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THE GOVERNMENT!
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Faggy Hondlebanks - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 19:44:10 EST ID:hkT0XWfj No.24194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ITS A FUCKIN GCCOMSPIRACY I TELL YOU MAN EVER SINCE WE CALLED UP ALIBABA CHINA AND GOT A KILO OF THAT BACTERIA THAT MAKES THE JENK FERMENT MAN NORMALLY BINGING ON JENK DONT MAKE ME THIS PARANOID BUT FUCK
WEVE
BEEN
SELLING
WATER BALLONNS OF JENK FUMES FASTER THAN HEROIN STAMPS IN THIS BURROUGH
I THINK THE DEA IS CATCHING ON
WUICK ERRYYYYONE STOCK UP ON THAT JENK BACTERIA

YOU THINK MORPHINE YEAST WILL BE BIG?

JENK CHEMISTRY IS THE NEXT METH LABS. THIS SHIT IS EASIER THAN SHAKE AND BAKE YOU FAKE FAKE FAKE F KSKSKMFKDFKJFFJKSDJSIIAOFUAFAKKOT S FAKKOTS FAKKOTS!!!OOKFOKDOKOKOKODKOSKDOKOKOWEKOKOK433356

THIS IS THE NEW FUCKING HEROIN!!!
CORNER BOYS ARE CATCHING ONTOO
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William Shakestone - Thu, 24 Sep 2015 18:55:54 EST ID:kgCBBuoY No.24222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24187
>tfw no cute gf that loves to fart.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 20:49:36 EST ID:5KaQMtSo No.24246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24222
I KNOW, RIGHT???


Does the shade of the shit matter? by Del Caca Verde - Fri, 28 Aug 2015 21:01:36 EST ID:EtN5SLGe No.24186 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I am trying to get a real nice batch of some Xmas/NewYear celebration jenk. But I am I got a green tint going on. Now will this effect my brew in anyway or maybe its like the crux of all Jenk?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 20 Sep 2015 19:47:35 EST ID:zvhTY8rb No.24217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Really?! You're going to keep the same batch of jenkem all the way until Christmas? That takes some serious self control, but I bet it'll knock your socks off once you finally huff!

You know what green shit typically means? Unless you've been eating far too many green vegetables, it means your shit passed a little too quickly through the intestine, and the bile acids didn't have time to do their job and get reabsorbed like they should have. Your green feces is now able to absorb more fats than the average feces. I suggest you get fancy and add some truffle oil; it's for the holidays after all! The oil does little to get you high, but it makes the jenk experience that much more elegant.
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Fucking Faffingville - Mon, 21 Sep 2015 18:32:25 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24217
This.
Also try typing with your anus from time to time. Once you switch back to your hands, your finger tips will absorb the jenkane that will be fermenting on your keys, which is good if you're on the computer a lot and want to "pre load" before jenking.

Last new years I attached two straws from my anus into each nostril and inhaled a fart while huffing jenk at the same time... I was shit faced.. not sure if I'd do it again because as it hit me (which was within seconds) it felt like I died for a split second and it scared the shit out of me. After that it was fun but I didn't like the initial buzz, was more like a horrific bad trip for a couple of seconds, bad enough to make me second guess doing it again honestly.
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Ian Honeyridge - Tue, 22 Sep 2015 13:23:47 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24218
I do the same thing. I love inhaling my own gasses straight from my anal cavity through two straws, best method imo. Sometimes I put my diarrhea in a strainer to filter out all of the poo corns which I'll grind up in a coffee grinder for Jenkane Diarrhea Corn Soup. Shit gets you fucked up though for real, visuals after a few minutes of drinking.


DOES JENK AND COKAINE MIX????!!!!!? by Jenke Ventura - Tue, 22 Sep 2015 01:32:14 EST ID:UvaRrUuD No.24219 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i DONT WANT MY HERT TO ASSPLODE... PLEASE HELP I WANNA GET HIGHER THAN EVERY BEFORE BUTT (he he he heh) i DONT WANNA DIE TONGIHT... PLEASE /JENK/
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Ian Honeyridge - Tue, 22 Sep 2015 13:21:14 EST ID:V7nnaO2J No.24220 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Heh. Gpt them farts tho lol heh farts.. bitch i got said you didnt jenkane last night shit got my shit get farted kid lmao like i got time for these gasseous platoons


May actually try jenk, not jk by Nigger Pickforth - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 20:55:04 EST ID:HibXhVgL No.24207 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Just what is the perfect bottle for making jenk?
>Empty prone butt because of healthy diet, what should I do?
>Not eating any sweat things, will that cause my jank to be too dank?
>Know what the best balloon to use is?
>Everybody seems to be scared of jenk, should they?
>May actually do this, not even kidding, what should I worry about?

Can I get some answers?

Also is the main psychoactive, Hydrogen Sulfide, or Methane?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 22:55:03 EST ID:9CL/JKPH No.24212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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jenk
jenk
jjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaankkky stank muh niggg uhuhuhuh yeh u wan get dat downtown brown like a charlie brown gettin down with da big town, hey u wanna hang around i got the round brown 2 make yur head spin round

srsly tho dnt b scarted bcuz jenk is god n u just eat lots of watermelon n fried chicken n'at maybe sum bean or bacon u knom sayen haha

avoid sweet unless it sorbitol like in cough sirop, yo dat makes jank stank i tell youz what
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Tue, 15 Sep 2015 22:10:17 EST ID:wDbEqvw1 No.24214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24207
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William Bashspear - Wed, 16 Sep 2015 17:47:47 EST ID:n3RIcXh7 No.24215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24214
Isnt that starbros dick? lmao
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Clara Hunningstock - Thu, 17 Sep 2015 20:42:35 EST ID:WnLw+D/W No.24216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Methoxyjenkylamine, also known as MOJ is a chemically alterred molecule derived from the Jenkane chemical extracted from Jenkem.

nb


JENKEM by Augustus Pitthood - Thu, 10 Sep 2015 17:20:57 EST ID:EOX91eO7 No.24204 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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IS IT WORTH THE HASSLE?
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Lydia Dramblemock - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 19:49:51 EST ID:HibXhVgL No.24206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You mean shitting in a bottle?
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Archie Serrywell - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 12:21:59 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24204
brah
i got shit farts for yo ass
heh farting bitch SHITTING on himself tho heh
shits and farts for fun brah bitch get my stank on yo silly ass heh bitch get come get it got me doin the stanky leg lol farts tho....
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 22:49:09 EST ID:9CL/JKPH No.24211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no hasle mang u just shit n hufffffffffffffff brah
but get dat $tank from a jolly negro afroeurasiamericaner and it, ooooooooh boy! gets ya right jolly schmackered to the jenkth degree mah nigg u kno m sayen

afro jenk r nuthin


Jenking while driving by Tim Jenkem Master - Sun, 23 Aug 2015 23:09:41 EST ID:5kNRcQII No.24175 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Had a terrible experience the other day, got hurt very bad in the search for a new level of jenking. The regular jenkinoid content of my current hook-ups strain (Jenk from a polish man who only eats sauerkraut) wasnt getting me the effects I learned to love over the past few years, i wanted to try something unreal. I hooked up the EGR valve in my car through a tube , connected to my jenk balloon. I had been fermenting this jenk a good while, I usually wait a good month or two before I huff, but this time work got in the way so my tolerance was low and the jenk was ripe. Me and my buddy were gonna go for tacobell as he wanted to try fermenting his own batch at home, hes new to the jenk scene. he said he had never done it and that surprised me he wanted to make his own without knowing how it would feel. I pointed out my setup I had under my seat, he was wondering what the tube was for and i showed him how true jenkers have their trips. having craved the sweet jenk for months I had to show him how it was done. we had just driven the car maybe 1 minute so the exhaust was still extremely rich, i pinched the balloon put it up to my lips, and woke up in the hospital with broken foot cuts everywhere, my friend had a concussion and broke his right shoulder. He said as i huffed the jenk he literally saw crystalline structure forming around my lips. dont ever try to jenk and drive, its more than you can handle
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Sidney Banderwodge - Fri, 28 Aug 2015 12:26:23 EST ID:Q2BSjrdk No.24185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
5 stars,OP.
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Archie Serrywell - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 12:19:55 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24175
i've had pretty bad experiences with jenking and driving aswell dude. not sure why not many people here touch base on this subject. almost got into an accident yesterday when i was jenked out of my fucking mid.. anyways i was driving and saw a huggies diaper factory thinking there was full of shit inside, only problem was it was on the opposite side of the highway i was on. i drove into the uturn area and drove into on coming traffic to get to the exit where the factory was at cause i was pretty set on getting into the warehouse to huff all the fresh baby shit (in my mind it was a jenk factory) huffeufufuff fosdosad

huueufffff
huuuuu
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 22:46:21 EST ID:9CL/JKPH No.24210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bpuh u wana huff thet jenkam hehehehehehehe i got dun replaced the AC fluid in truck wit dat fire butt juice now wen i turn on the ac and blows PURE JEKN into the cockpit (lol cokc)_ of my truck ahahahaahhahahahahahahahahaha jenkndrive errday nig


I AM A JENK CHEMIST by Martha Bongerfadging - Wed, 10 Jun 2015 15:01:29 EST ID:7NrUa4ym No.24062 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been doing all kinds of promising research in the field of Jenkem chemistry.

"Bufotenine and N,N-dimethyltryptamine (DMT) are hallucinogenic dimethylated indolethylamines (DMIAs) formed from serotonin and tryptamine by the enzyme indolethylamine N-methyltransferase (INMT) ubiquitously present in non-neural tissues. In mammals, endogenous bufotenine and DMT have been identified only in human urine."

Not only have I identified the active constituent in a jenk trip, I have also isolated the key reaction mechanism behind it's production. I believe this research will lead to mass production of jenk.

"A new finding was the detection of large amounts of bufotenine in stools, which may be an indication of its role in intestinal function. It is suggested that fecal and urinary bufotenine originate from epithelial cells of the intestine and the kidney, respectively, although the possibility of their synthesis by intestinal bacteria cannot be excluded."

Bufotenin 3-(2-Dimethylaminoethyl)-1H-indol-5-ol
5-HO-DMT
N,N-dimethylserotonin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bufotenin

"Bufotenin was first isolated from toad skin, and named by the Austrian chemist Handovsky at the University of Prague during World War I. The structure of bufotenine was first confirmed in 1934 by Heinrich Wieland’s laboratory in Munich, and the first reported synthesis of bufotenine was by Toshio Hoshino and Kenya Shimodaira in 1935."
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Fri, 17 Jul 2015 23:52:39 EST ID:h5b/Kg6i No.24119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Your hypothesis is garbage. Stick to what we know: the jenkylines.
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Faggy Hondlebanks - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 19:32:44 EST ID:hkT0XWfj No.24193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
MORE RESEARCH NEEDS TO BE DONE ON THIS

THIS IS WHAT JENK ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THIS IS WHAT IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

AND IM WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SOME GUY SAYS HEY HOW YOU DOING AND IM LIKE PRETTY GOOOOOOOOOOD HOWWW THE FUCKCKCCKCKCKCKKCKCKYO OUBE NIGGGAAAHAHHAHAHFHHFIFIFIGJIGJIJGIJGIF WANT SOME JENK???FIJFIJIFGIJFIJFGIGIJFGIJ

I GOT MY WHOLE BLOCK SHITTING IN VATS WE JUST THROWING BAGS OF STUFF DOWN THERE AND BREEDING BACTERIA IT S LIKE FUCCCKIINGGG JETTT
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Shitting Fuvingworth - Wed, 02 Sep 2015 23:08:27 EST ID:hkT0XWfj No.24196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
http://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/10257#section=Top

"A hallucinogenic serotonin analog found in mammals, ESPECIALLY IN THE BRAINS, PLASMA, AND URINE OF SCHIZOPHRENICS. Bufotenin has been used as a tool in CNS studies and misused as a psychedelic.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 03 Sep 2015 17:29:15 EST ID:t3AVRqvx No.24197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24196
>misused as a psychedelic
Yeah. As if that's not the way most people possessing bufotenin intend to use it.
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Lydia Dramblemock - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 19:48:48 EST ID:HibXhVgL No.24205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well that would not matter because befotenine is only really active when compusted because it changes its chemicals structure, I mean, it is but you would also have to take an maoi, to get worse, and more unhealthy effects the combusted. and in the amounts you are talking is not nearly enough to cause the main psychoactive effects, which are methane intoxication.

>long trip that was more similar to a tryptamine than an inhalant.
Inhalants cause a variety of effects, and effects have variety emotional expressions. Ketamine, and feel like being drunk, diethyl ether can feel like salvia.


Jenkem Cameo by Nathaniel Clabberforth - Thu, 10 Sep 2015 00:53:27 EST ID:TSQ+VZzZ No.24202 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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1.5million people have been informed of the wonder of this miracle jenk

https://youtu.be/goXMFjv1afY?t=292

(but seriously this video is terrible)


Serious question by ep - Mon, 24 Aug 2015 15:49:12 EST ID:+JOEFS7D No.24176 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Are there any harms / negative effects on the body/mind after huffing this shit for years?
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James Blerringmone - Mon, 24 Aug 2015 23:23:59 EST ID:6nT2tpoZ No.24177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
spoils every other drug and sobreity forever
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Phoebe Punderhudge - Sun, 06 Sep 2015 12:28:35 EST ID:dzY/CQNY No.24198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24176
I would kill to get my hands on some of Emma Watson's Jenk
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 07 Sep 2015 23:08:39 EST ID:YVtPqfG5 No.24201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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No, it's completely safe if you remember to take a breath of fresh air once every 45 seconds or so. Unlike gasoline, toluene, or other inhalants, jenk actually works on jenkenoid receptors instead of depriving you of oxygen.

>>24198
I would gladly massage her belly to induce the bowel rumblings. After five or ten minutes, Emma would be like "Come on now, let me go to the loo!" but I would have thought of that ahead of time. Words of advice from a jenkie: Never take someone to a place with a bathroom if you want to capture his/her shit for making jenkem; that way, he/she is forced to use the bottle.

She'd grow more and more desperate for relief, eventually giving in to the idea of pooping in my jenk bottle. Then, as she let go and her thick turd slid down the inside of the bottleneck, I'd place another bottle in front of her urethra to capture the impending stream of pee. You know why I'd get #1 and #2 separate? Because it makes danker jenk if you heat up the urine to 120°C but leave the poop at body temperature before combining them.

The more you know.

Also, why does her right leg look so much tanner than her right?
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Nathaniel Clabberforth - Thu, 10 Sep 2015 10:53:12 EST ID:TSQ+VZzZ No.24203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24201
Photoshop. Half that image is fake.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 22:56:33 EST ID:9CL/JKPH No.24213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24203
yo emma b janky bruh\\

like muh jank stank hhehehe


shit source by Fuck Pittfoot - Mon, 07 Sep 2015 04:34:58 EST ID:gAoyPW46 No.24200 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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anone got som tips for butt sources

most people prolly just use their oewn shit but tbh thats fuking nasty as fuck my own shit rank so i paid some girl i know who desparate enouhg to shit at my house i tell her im into watching girls shit but I just want that end product nyways and then i save that shit to ferment but that might come to and end so bump with some ideas on how to get some shit female preferred thanks and god bless


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