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Jenking while driving by Tim Jenkem Master - Sun, 23 Aug 2015 23:09:41 EST ID:5kNRcQII No.24175 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Had a terrible experience the other day, got hurt very bad in the search for a new level of jenking. The regular jenkinoid content of my current hook-ups strain (Jenk from a polish man who only eats sauerkraut) wasnt getting me the effects I learned to love over the past few years, i wanted to try something unreal. I hooked up the EGR valve in my car through a tube , connected to my jenk balloon. I had been fermenting this jenk a good while, I usually wait a good month or two before I huff, but this time work got in the way so my tolerance was low and the jenk was ripe. Me and my buddy were gonna go for tacobell as he wanted to try fermenting his own batch at home, hes new to the jenk scene. he said he had never done it and that surprised me he wanted to make his own without knowing how it would feel. I pointed out my setup I had under my seat, he was wondering what the tube was for and i showed him how true jenkers have their trips. having craved the sweet jenk for months I had to show him how it was done. we had just driven the car maybe 1 minute so the exhaust was still extremely rich, i pinched the balloon put it up to my lips, and woke up in the hospital with broken foot cuts everywhere, my friend had a concussion and broke his right shoulder. He said as i huffed the jenk he literally saw crystalline structure forming around my lips. dont ever try to jenk and drive, its more than you can handle
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Sidney Banderwodge - Fri, 28 Aug 2015 12:26:23 EST ID:Q2BSjrdk No.24185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
5 stars,OP.
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Archie Serrywell - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 12:19:55 EST ID:dxrFbHGv No.24208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24175
i've had pretty bad experiences with jenking and driving aswell dude. not sure why not many people here touch base on this subject. almost got into an accident yesterday when i was jenked out of my fucking mid.. anyways i was driving and saw a huggies diaper factory thinking there was full of shit inside, only problem was it was on the opposite side of the highway i was on. i drove into the uturn area and drove into on coming traffic to get to the exit where the factory was at cause i was pretty set on getting into the warehouse to huff all the fresh baby shit (in my mind it was a jenk factory) huffeufufuff fosdosad

huueufffff
huuuuu
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 22:46:21 EST ID:9CL/JKPH No.24210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bpuh u wana huff thet jenkam hehehehehehehe i got dun replaced the AC fluid in truck wit dat fire butt juice now wen i turn on the ac and blows PURE JEKN into the cockpit (lol cokc)_ of my truck ahahahaahhahahahahahahahahaha jenkndrive errday nig


I AM A JENK CHEMIST by Martha Bongerfadging - Wed, 10 Jun 2015 15:01:29 EST ID:7NrUa4ym No.24062 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been doing all kinds of promising research in the field of Jenkem chemistry.

"Bufotenine and N,N-dimethyltryptamine (DMT) are hallucinogenic dimethylated indolethylamines (DMIAs) formed from serotonin and tryptamine by the enzyme indolethylamine N-methyltransferase (INMT) ubiquitously present in non-neural tissues. In mammals, endogenous bufotenine and DMT have been identified only in human urine."

Not only have I identified the active constituent in a jenk trip, I have also isolated the key reaction mechanism behind it's production. I believe this research will lead to mass production of jenk.

"A new finding was the detection of large amounts of bufotenine in stools, which may be an indication of its role in intestinal function. It is suggested that fecal and urinary bufotenine originate from epithelial cells of the intestine and the kidney, respectively, although the possibility of their synthesis by intestinal bacteria cannot be excluded."

Bufotenin 3-(2-Dimethylaminoethyl)-1H-indol-5-ol
5-HO-DMT
N,N-dimethylserotonin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bufotenin

"Bufotenin was first isolated from toad skin, and named by the Austrian chemist Handovsky at the University of Prague during World War I. The structure of bufotenine was first confirmed in 1934 by Heinrich Wieland’s laboratory in Munich, and the first reported synthesis of bufotenine was by Toshio Hoshino and Kenya Shimodaira in 1935."
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Fri, 17 Jul 2015 23:52:39 EST ID:h5b/Kg6i No.24119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Your hypothesis is garbage. Stick to what we know: the jenkylines.
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Faggy Hondlebanks - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 19:32:44 EST ID:hkT0XWfj No.24193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
MORE RESEARCH NEEDS TO BE DONE ON THIS

THIS IS WHAT JENK ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THIS IS WHAT IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

AND IM WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SOME GUY SAYS HEY HOW YOU DOING AND IM LIKE PRETTY GOOOOOOOOOOD HOWWW THE FUCKCKCCKCKCKCKKCKCKYO OUBE NIGGGAAAHAHHAHAHFHHFIFIFIGJIGJIJGIJGIF WANT SOME JENK???FIJFIJIFGIJFIJFGIGIJFGIJ

I GOT MY WHOLE BLOCK SHITTING IN VATS WE JUST THROWING BAGS OF STUFF DOWN THERE AND BREEDING BACTERIA IT S LIKE FUCCCKIINGGG JETTT
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Shitting Fuvingworth - Wed, 02 Sep 2015 23:08:27 EST ID:hkT0XWfj No.24196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
http://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/10257#section=Top

"A hallucinogenic serotonin analog found in mammals, ESPECIALLY IN THE BRAINS, PLASMA, AND URINE OF SCHIZOPHRENICS. Bufotenin has been used as a tool in CNS studies and misused as a psychedelic.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 03 Sep 2015 17:29:15 EST ID:t3AVRqvx No.24197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24196
>misused as a psychedelic
Yeah. As if that's not the way most people possessing bufotenin intend to use it.
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Lydia Dramblemock - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 19:48:48 EST ID:HibXhVgL No.24205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well that would not matter because befotenine is only really active when compusted because it changes its chemicals structure, I mean, it is but you would also have to take an maoi, to get worse, and more unhealthy effects the combusted. and in the amounts you are talking is not nearly enough to cause the main psychoactive effects, which are methane intoxication.

>long trip that was more similar to a tryptamine than an inhalant.
Inhalants cause a variety of effects, and effects have variety emotional expressions. Ketamine, and feel like being drunk, diethyl ether can feel like salvia.


Jenkem Cameo by Nathaniel Clabberforth - Thu, 10 Sep 2015 00:53:27 EST ID:TSQ+VZzZ No.24202 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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1.5million people have been informed of the wonder of this miracle jenk

https://youtu.be/goXMFjv1afY?t=292

(but seriously this video is terrible)


Serious question by ep - Mon, 24 Aug 2015 15:49:12 EST ID:+JOEFS7D No.24176 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Are there any harms / negative effects on the body/mind after huffing this shit for years?
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James Blerringmone - Mon, 24 Aug 2015 23:23:59 EST ID:6nT2tpoZ No.24177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
spoils every other drug and sobreity forever
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Phoebe Punderhudge - Sun, 06 Sep 2015 12:28:35 EST ID:dzY/CQNY No.24198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24176
I would kill to get my hands on some of Emma Watson's Jenk
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 07 Sep 2015 23:08:39 EST ID:YVtPqfG5 No.24201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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No, it's completely safe if you remember to take a breath of fresh air once every 45 seconds or so. Unlike gasoline, toluene, or other inhalants, jenk actually works on jenkenoid receptors instead of depriving you of oxygen.

>>24198
I would gladly massage her belly to induce the bowel rumblings. After five or ten minutes, Emma would be like "Come on now, let me go to the loo!" but I would have thought of that ahead of time. Words of advice from a jenkie: Never take someone to a place with a bathroom if you want to capture his/her shit for making jenkem; that way, he/she is forced to use the bottle.

She'd grow more and more desperate for relief, eventually giving in to the idea of pooping in my jenk bottle. Then, as she let go and her thick turd slid down the inside of the bottleneck, I'd place another bottle in front of her urethra to capture the impending stream of pee. You know why I'd get #1 and #2 separate? Because it makes danker jenk if you heat up the urine to 120°C but leave the poop at body temperature before combining them.

The more you know.

Also, why does her right leg look so much tanner than her right?
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Nathaniel Clabberforth - Thu, 10 Sep 2015 10:53:12 EST ID:TSQ+VZzZ No.24203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24201
Photoshop. Half that image is fake.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 22:56:33 EST ID:9CL/JKPH No.24213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24203
yo emma b janky bruh\\

like muh jank stank hhehehe


shit source by Fuck Pittfoot - Mon, 07 Sep 2015 04:34:58 EST ID:gAoyPW46 No.24200 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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anone got som tips for butt sources

most people prolly just use their oewn shit but tbh thats fuking nasty as fuck my own shit rank so i paid some girl i know who desparate enouhg to shit at my house i tell her im into watching girls shit but I just want that end product nyways and then i save that shit to ferment but that might come to and end so bump with some ideas on how to get some shit female preferred thanks and god bless


JENK STASH by Basil Magglepock - Sat, 01 Aug 2015 12:36:22 EST ID:irEfJ/61 No.24152 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey, /jenk/, my friends don't believe jenkem is a real thing people do. So prove them wrong, post pictures of your jenk stash. Sorry I don't have one to start with, I'm a /weed/ fag who hasn't started their jenk operation yet.
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James Grimshaw - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 13:42:44 EST ID:FklAW5Js No.24154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
three bananas
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Nell Henkinham - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 23:13:30 EST ID:9x/pw/ho No.24156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tell your friend to close his eyes and you're gonna shotgun him some weed, then just rip a loud nasty fart right in his face until he gets jenked the fuck up
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Frederick Greenfield - Tue, 18 Aug 2015 21:37:17 EST ID:WnLw+D/W No.24165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24156
you need no concentrate the methane and use UV light aswell as heat to catalyse it into jenkane

Basic Jenk dude
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Basil Shakebanks - Thu, 27 Aug 2015 16:33:20 EST ID:nutRCbF2 No.24184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Here's a picture of a couple of ladies really getting into their Jenk experience.
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Doris Nundleville - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:24:24 EST ID:HdLEHZft No.24188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24156
fuckin gross dude I'd never accept a shotgun from a guy


Does butt chugging really work? by Cornelius Brongerwill - Wed, 19 Aug 2015 23:34:33 EST ID:m1SajCVF No.24170 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Well does it?
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CrazyFolksTribe !loJSOMZg0g - Thu, 20 Aug 2015 02:44:36 EST ID:8yau8VKp No.24171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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NO!
FOR GOD'S SAKE, CORNELIUS! JENK THE WAY GOD INTENDED! HUFF GOD'S NECTAR, DON'T PUT IT BACK UP WHERE IT JUST CAME FROM!
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Nicholas Nunderchet - Thu, 27 Aug 2015 11:34:05 EST ID:m1SajCVF No.24182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Butt y tho?
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Basil Shakebanks - Thu, 27 Aug 2015 16:27:02 EST ID:nutRCbF2 No.24183 Ignore Report Quick Reply
With the Jenk, your asshole is exit only, bro.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 31 Aug 2015 00:49:49 EST ID:aH5AdkgX No.24190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24183


help me understand by Molly Siggleford - Wed, 26 Aug 2015 21:12:17 EST ID:Y/7sBNlW No.24180 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I had never even heard of jenking untill recently and i probably will never do it- but before I judge i wanted to know whats it like? how do you do it etc? i want to learn everything. halp me
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Molly Siggleford - Wed, 26 Aug 2015 21:27:54 EST ID:Y/7sBNlW No.24181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
may turns me on


God of 420chan The shaman known as anyone by Op anyone shaman - Wed, 05 Aug 2015 00:08:43 EST ID:BWZGygxY No.24159 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Worship me through the420chan logo. My mother can be reached through the420chan girl background
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Ebenezer Miffingford - Wed, 26 Aug 2015 20:05:47 EST ID:rKWUu49K No.24179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24159
тeст
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 31 Aug 2015 00:52:24 EST ID:aH5AdkgX No.24191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24179
oстaнoвитeсь здeсь.


Tripshittin by Rebecca Dartgold - Fri, 21 Aug 2015 15:34:05 EST ID:94DRVwk3 No.24174 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


Try anything once by ShortBus - Wed, 19 Aug 2015 03:11:39 EST ID:TddPBjwQ No.24168 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alright jolly Jenkoissuers,

I'm in, I believe. After reading all 12 pages of this entertainment, I still have questions. For instance: someone mentions that there is a withdrawal - tell me about that. Bad? Herion bad, or even Benzo bad? I'm sure it's its own animal, but do you have to hide the knives?
Next. Should a person attempt this first timey by themselves. I wonder about the pass-out phase; my concern being that it may be, ah, a little tricky to find a sympathetic trip buddy.
After Mexico, I take about 6-10 shits a day for the last 15 years unless I take my standard 30 immodium pills. That's a real fun joke on me. So, I'm prime for the filth mill. Some days all I eat is about 4 spoons of Krataom - any thoughts on pure K jenk? I'll think up a good name of the product for y'all after the spectacle.
In exchange for your guiding light, I'll drop this shit taking pro-tip (I am an expert at the game of shit), enteric coated peppermint gels make your deuce smell a lot like toothpaste. Pleasant even. Maybe for the squeamish scat sniffer.
Many thanks.
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Edwin Blackwell - Thu, 20 Aug 2015 10:13:07 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24168
>shit talking
fixed that for me
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Archie Gaddlebanks - Thu, 20 Aug 2015 19:03:01 EST ID:Yq0yWevc No.24173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'll try to address as much as I can. Withdrawal isnt a worry unless you make an every day habit of it for an extended period. Take days off and you'll be fine. I can't say how bad the actual experience is because I've never let myself get that deep.

As for a trip buddy, you should be fine. Especially if you have experience with other trippy drugs and held yourself together fine. The people that get hurt are the people huffing multiple balloons at once and going for genuinely heroic doses.

I can't say what the kratom will do. Ive never had kraton myself. Let us know how that works out.


schlong after jenking by Clara Hicklesadge - Wed, 19 Nov 2014 23:48:07 EST ID:iL5+hsNd No.23670 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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help all I can do is penis ascii after jenking once

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CeepFuckinTruckin !loJSOMZg0g - Thu, 20 Nov 2014 03:33:18 EST ID:93yZW2EU No.23671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Looks like your penis got sliced apart by the image. That's gotta hurt.
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Shitting Fusslestune - Thu, 20 Nov 2014 08:51:17 EST ID:ontOm7t9 No.23672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hedda Beblingmodging - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 06:29:52 EST ID:7J9r6VDi No.24157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ernest Fuggleville - Wed, 19 Aug 2015 16:35:08 EST ID:2caRSckt No.24169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>23671
that pussy broke his dick
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