Made a nice strain of french bubbly. Shit was producing gas like there was no tomorrow. Half a hit and your jkned

also has a hint of vanilla

Zambian Pride: Procure the feces of a stout Zambian male (Nubian also works) who subsists on a diet of nothing but game animals that he has personally killed during melee combat. Emits a noxious odor and tastes like fermented fish coupled with spoiled blood sausage. Medium-high potency.

surf and turd, eat nothing but muscles and oysters for at least a day before producing you feces, takes a bit longer to ferment but its worth the wait.

>>20166
Hope your leg is better!

Sloppy jenk. Eat nothing but sloppy joes for 3 days. Take a laxative before filling your bottle. Then let sit in oven for 20 minutes at 300 degrees before placing in the sun. Best Damn jenkum I've ever had.

Jap Scat Fever: Eat nothing but miso soup and different types of ramen noodle for 2 days. produces a low-medium potency

Meow Mix: stomach as much cat food as you can in one sitting with a tall glass of milk. Mix your resulting shit with a weeks worth of cat shit from your cat's kitty litter. ferment for 2-3 days.

High potency

Lava Flow: Eat bean burritos with as many hot ingredients as you can for a day splitting you your day into 5 meals. Spicy ingredients should include things like tabasco sauce, hot peppers, cayane flakes, etc.
At the end of the day down yourself a mighty laxative, NOT A STOLE SOFTENER. you want a laxative for liquid shit purposes.
Get all that liquid burning shit into your jenk bottle, ferment for a good 2-3 days. it's liquidy so you need good sunlight.
It'll produce a high potency strain with a powerful heat component.

Zombie Crapocalypse: Go through your pantry or refrigerator and try to find things that are well past their expiration dates. Things like meats and cheeses are especially good. Eat all that for the day with the most rancid items saved for last.
Ferment that shit for a regular day or two. VERY high potency what with all the already rotten food. Be sure your stomach is capable of handling the food so as you don't end up throwing up and ruining everything

Dark and Bold: I noticed after eating as shit ton of Oreos and wiping up after shitting that the poop is of a rich consistency and very dark. Go through at the very least 2 containers of Oreos how ever long that takes. Try not to drink a whole lot of water over this time frame as you'll want a nice golden urine to add to the mixture before fermentation. Let sit for no less than 2 days.
Medium potency but a nice rich blend.

I would like some tops to making my first batch of Jenkem. I am using a condom, please dont post "condom wont work" blah blah I believe it shoulds still work, I am going to wash it first. What percent of the bottle should I fill with shit ? Im not using any piss, or does it make a big difference? I wouldnt like to use any piss.

Well, it was difficult to shit in the bottle. I stopped at a truck stop and got some paper funnels for oil and tried that. Im glad I did it in the bathtub, it was a mess. I only got a small portion of the shit into the bottle (maybe half a cop) I also pissed a small bit. The condom is de-latex'd and smells like rubber only. Im content it wont effect the sweet jenkem (i hope). Ive put it in my closet for now, I plan to put it on the roof tomorrow, any idea how long I should let it ferment? Its 110 most of the day.

None of you have tried Pure Poison? Go on a beer binge. The next day, release all your beer shits in a bottle. Let it ferment in the sun for a month, then huff. Shit puts you out of everything. I can't even describe it.

I accidentally invented a new strain last week. I have no idea what to call it. Thought about Rancid Assblood, but it doesn't do it justice. I wasn't following any particular recipe. Just eating ordinary food, with some coffee to help my digestion out a bit. I have a slight bit of rhoids, but even when they're bleeding it doesn't affect the jenkem too much. Adds a bit of a metallic undertone to it but no psychoactive effects.

Anyway, what happened is this: I've been suffering from stomach pains recently, and when I made this batch of Leeroy, my shit was pretty runny and ALL BLACK. I mean pitch black shit, not just a bit darker than usual. Turns out I have a stomach ulcer, and it started bleeding. My gf is a nurse, so she told me I'm fine and I proceeded. It sucks a bit, but my regular assblood hasn't affected the jenk so this should be safe. Right? Right?

Alas not. As it turns out, the stale blood and the bacterial cultures within has severely ... altered my butthash. The consistency of it was fine and it fermented quickly. Didn't need to add any urine since it's already nearly liquid. The aroma was peculiar. As expected, it smelled pretty rancid, but there was no metal in it. But there was some other quality to it. Not at all the sewer-like smell of some strains, but rather the smell of rotting flesh. I managed not to gag and got it all down. That's when it all started.

In addition to the usual effects, there was a strong delirious component to it. It reminded me of fly agaric, but wilder. I had some grasp of what was the real life and what was just fantasy, but that wasn't very useful. Everything horrible I've seen on the internet was coming at me at once. Shitting dicks spurted from my nipples at a frightening rate while my cock was being mongled, and I mean seriously MONGLED. Every gore thread, every decapitation was coming back to me at once. And all the while, that frightening cacophony: YOU DONE GOOFED YOU DONE GOOFED YOU DONE GOOFED repeating forever, interspersed with Rick Astley's comforting baritone. Shit was not cash. Luckily, it only lasted for what seems like two minutes, and I was left to contemplate my experience under a very mellow but not too strong jenkem buzz. I warn you, DO NOT mix your jenk with coagulated blood. I will never, ever repeat this experience.

>>20385

>I accidentally invented a new strain last week. I have no idea what to call it. Thought about Rancid Assblood

Coagulated Colon Poppers

>green baby goblin, shake jeighnk 9000, olympic finale, jurassic bomb, cheesy wafts in paradise

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7 shades of shit

during the cold war the most powerful jenk availible was the tsar jenka.

It is definately a good idea to sample some international strains. The typical western diet is bland and mass-produced and often compromises the rich nutritous environment that jenkane producing bacteria thrive in. In addition, the typical western human body just isn't as adapt to digesting these more complex diets.

Experienced jenkers greatly appreciate the rarity and dedication that is required to produce top notch jenk. I definatly urge you all to broaden your horizons and sample the more rare and complex strains.

>mexican tripping food

Peruvian Butt Hash.

I had to try it. I fucked up my knee recently and the bandages, they would leak this orange fluid. I collected about 4 teaspoons total (from all my cuts) and added it to my jenk brew, from a high lactose diet.

I call it the Bloody Dairy.

Mazatec Shitman (based off of mazatec shamans who were notrious for using psychedelics, thats where I got the idea, as the batch was particularily hallucinogenic)

The recipe is as follows. Was a total accident and the result of some bad montezuma's revenge, and a peyote binge in mexico.

Nothing but undercooked roadside tacos, rotten cheese chalupas and dirty water for several days. This makes the shit and piss equally nasty for perfect mind altering effects. Mix well in large glass jar and leave in baking heat for 1-2 weeks.

Very strong rushing feeling and powerful visions. I was visited by my shit guide, who was coincidentally a mexican mr hanky.

>>20821

>I was visited by my shit guide

purple jenk-A serving of radishes, red meat, and beets for lunch and dinner 2-3 days in a row. Personal favorite of mine

Crusty Rusty.

sunflower seeds and bacon fat

>>21571

there's no way you ate just sunflower seeds and bacon fat for several days

hey /jenk/
me and my friends recently emptied out a porter potty at a local construction site with a five gallon bucket to ride the jenk train all through the week. The concotion of working-mans product is resulting in a pretty powerful brew, especially under grow lights in an aluminum foil wrapped chamber. We've got about 15 gallons worth of it, after a little while of mixing the product into a more or less consistent paste, lightish brown in color. Any advice how long will this batch be able to keep producing? should we be adding water or other ingredients to increase smoothness or potency? thanks.

>>21570 Then you haven't had Dingleberry, I try to go for a sweeter taste. I take down 4 10 ounce burger patties, maple syrup, raisins, and prune juice.

>>21575 It's a weekend project that's especially easy during bbq season. It takes a hot minute to pass though, but this stuff puts you right on your jenk dispenser

Organic Blast: Eat + drink Green Tea, organic yogurt, sharp cheese, and broccoli exclusively. After a week of this, use hard laxatives to liquify your shit. Dank jenk all around

Trucker's Delight

Just french fries and ribs with milk for a week. You also have to get the piss fermenting about half a week before the poop to perfectly bring out the bitter taste of BBQ-shitsauce.

>>21609
It really gets you nodding. Makes you feel like you've been up a week but you just can't sleep.

namibian delight

Iraqi Mud Bombs and Thor's Hammer. shit will wake up naked in the middle of bourbon st...every time u rip it.

Iraqi mud bombs:
-acquire one of them sand monkeys
-eat only spam
-poop in his towel and put it back on to ferment
-piss around the outside of the turban
-wait 2 weeks

Thor's hammer:
-drink nothing but ever clear for 4 days
-piss and shit into ur jenk piece
-submerge under 2.7 feet of water for 4409 seconds then proceed to trip balls

>>21741
Had a hit or two of some quality Buttmeg last night.

You may be interested in knowing that certain secular tribes in Africa still hold rituals whereby young men on the cusp of adulthood must walk into a pride of lions and steal several handfuls of their feces. The questing youth must take this material to the village shaman’s hut. There, under guidance from the elder, he uses the lion dung to make a special blend of Jenkem which is quickly consumed. He is then said to do battle with the lions in spirit form. Should he emerge victorious, he is from then on known as a man to his tribe.