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Kirtaner & Spardot's 420chan Wedding

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your first mississipi mudslide by Caroline Horrywit - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 13:12:13 EST ID:yX7ySS2i No.24857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ITT tell the story of your first mississipi mudslide (when you accidentally inhale shit fluids from the balloon)

>be 17
>teaching friend how to jenk
>"i'll hit him with the brown shotgun" i think
>put the balloon to my lips and get ready to take a fat rip so that I can hold it transfer it over for my friend
>tastes stronger than usual and balloon feels a little wet
>ignore it
>take fat rip, immediately start choking and coughing up lumps of shit
>turns out my friend had knocked the jenk bottle over with the balloon still on top and not told me
>MFW he was still pissed that he didn't get any jenk
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Cedric Grandlock - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 01:11:23 EST ID:HNi6pOfA No.24864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>knocking over the bottle
why do fukkin noobies do this every time lol?
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Walter Bardhood - Tue, 27 Feb 2018 12:36:42 EST ID:fyg1KbEw No.24866 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>be me, 5 years ago
>read about jenk for the first time
>what the hell, i'll give it a shot
>eat nothing but tilapia for like 3 weeks
>my shits are coming out golden orange
>perfect.png
>set up my jenk rig at the end of the yard so my parents don't notice it
>come out to check on it every morning and shake it
>fucking shake it
>i had no idea you weren't supposed to get shit into the balloon

mfw my first time jenking was with the strongest tilapia gold rush you can brew, and my parents find me jenked out at the bottom of the garden with shit around my mouth. ended up in poison control and the local newspaper ran a story about me and the new drug.
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Fuck Gonderpun - Mon, 05 Mar 2018 22:48:44 EST ID:KcThR+30 No.24870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24866
i remember seeing that during the height of the bath salts craze
legenday shit, we gotta hook up and try the brown together sometime, you're a wildman
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Jarvis Sippermine - Wed, 07 Mar 2018 09:15:59 EST ID:G0DE4Has No.24872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24870

thats exactly the article im talking about! i think it was posted here... the article claims i overdosed on bath salts but anybody who actually knows what they're talking about could tell i was jenking not taking bath salts.

id love to meet up with anybody from this board and jenk together dude, you can find me on the Jenk Discord Server under the name DownInBrownTown
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Alice Millyhood - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 22:30:26 EST ID:aR1s6vtf No.24880 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24872
Aren't you that dude who ate that other dude's face cuz you were so high? You fucking rock bro

Keep huffing the jenk
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Frederick Buttingcocke - Sat, 17 Mar 2018 06:26:34 EST ID:TGYZnS2/ No.24884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24880

yeah that was me! i got so fucken hungry dude lol
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Caroline Cattingshaw - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 09:03:43 EST ID:UXwVU+k1 No.24941 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24872
throw me an invite to the server
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Cyril Dungerbury - Mon, 02 Jul 2018 16:28:38 EST ID:JPMfCPZ8 No.24949 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24884
I don't think you're supposed to do that bro lol
what a legend
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William Nickledock - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 09:31:59 EST ID:h9F9KDQx No.24968 Ignore Report Quick Reply
u can do intentional mudslide instead of eating fellow jenker lol


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