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Deutsch by Eliza Saddletock - Fri, 12 Aug 2016 09:50:47 EST ID:yxHWHWww No.12625 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do you say "guns" in German? I'm getting mixed answers. Some say Feuerwaffen, others say Schusswaffen, others say Scheißeisen, and others just say be specific if it's a pistol or rifle - Pistole or Gewehr.
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Matilda Brookhood - Fri, 12 Aug 2016 11:21:03 EST ID:0MqpVuSe No.12626 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gun in English is defined differently depending on context and some people have particular preferences. Feuerwaffen is the closest to the common English usage as in: there are too many guns in this country.


spanish translation help by Oliver Sonningduck - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 17:07:12 EST ID:GuQbZI5Q No.12615 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Al verte las flores lloran
cuando entras en tu jardín,
porque las flores quisieran
toítas parecerse a ti.

not sure what the word toitas is supposed to mean here.

"too see you the flowers cry,
when you enter your garden.
because the flowers wanted
??????"
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Shit Ferringway - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 19:37:02 EST ID:mfZltbc+ No.12620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>12615
because the flowers wanted
to absolutely look like you.


Spanish poems only make sense is spanish, especially within the culture. Doesn't always translate well.


Bulgarian by Hugh Smalldale - Sat, 08 Feb 2014 16:03:40 EST ID:1AksULXm No.11057 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've started being intimate with a girl from Bulgaria and I like surprising her by speaking bulgarian words. But while it's pretty easy to find the phrases "hello, how are you?" Or "I really like you" there's not a lot of books with phrases like "I want to make you scream with pleasure" or "Put my dick so far up your mouth I can't see it anymore"

Anyone here know enough Bulgarian to help me with my dirty phrases?
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Cedric Blythebanks - Sun, 09 Feb 2014 01:52:22 EST ID:8nUXwzwo No.11058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>11057


AHH YEAAA
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Nell Bankinson - Sat, 23 Jul 2016 11:48:49 EST ID:uauZvyAb No.12610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>11057

"Put my dick so far up your mouth I can't see it anymore" > SHE TI GO VKARAM DO SLIVICITE.

"I want to make you scream with pleasure" Iskam da te eba do poshturyavane


English by Ernest Fuckleham - Sun, 20 Oct 2013 18:16:28 EST ID:vr2z1SkJ No.10092 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is a question for non-Anglophones:

Is your English pronunciation more like British English or American English?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 06 Jun 2016 01:32:56 EST ID:I9a8QXVg No.12596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>tfw you get caught up in the excitement and make a post describing the way you speak, when you shouldn't have even posted in this thread in the first place since it's for non-native English speakers
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Walter Sallyfot - Mon, 13 Jun 2016 15:39:43 EST ID:IkmPaxNO No.12598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My English is very slavic-like. I am trying to go with American English because it is simpler to pronounce for me, but even if I try my best everyone still claims I sound like a Russian despite the fact I am not one
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Doris Chunnerfare - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 09:53:57 EST ID:kOl4SikP No.12603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>this bs attitude that Brita think our English is proper or better somehow

England doesn't have ANA accent or one voice the only people that speak RP English ate bbc employees and posh years. The accents are vastly different and these days a lot of American slang has slipped in most people here now say dude
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James Turveyford - Mon, 11 Jul 2016 18:15:23 EST ID:QwF64Y6H No.12605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>12576
As far as I know, the whole Anglophone/Francophone thing is originally a Canadian invention. Pre-1960s, we'd refer to each another as English Canadian/French Canadian, but when bilingualism was institutionalized and we became a country separate from Britain, Francophone/Anglophone started to be widely used to refer to one's mother tongue (without implying that we are differently Canadian).In Canadian French at least, there is no doubt that it commonly refers to first languages as opposed to learned ones (that's the terminology the government uses as well). We would tend to use "francophile" for an Anglophone who speaks French, although it does imply that this person loves the culture/language which isn't always the case. On the other hand, when we say to someone from France that they are Francophones, they often say "No, I'm French". If I'm not mistaken, though, people from Belgium who speak French do call themselves Francophones. But I agree that "non-native speakers" in OP's context avoids the confusion.


Anyway, I'm from the Maritimes (a mostly English-speaking region), and my English is obviously American/Canadian although I have a noticeable French accent. We aren't exposed to much British English, but American culture is all around us. I did an online test that was circulating on this site a while ago (had to choose which pronunciation I would use for different words), and apparently I speak closer to the people in Maine, which makes sense but I didn't know they spoke differently than people from California, Colorado or whatever.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 23:03:23 EST ID:7+HbprNj No.12616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>12603
If you're referring to my post, yes, it now appears I made some unfounded British vs. American assumptions. Blame daily 3-MeO-PCP abuse.


Learning Arabic in a year by alkemest - Sun, 27 Jul 2014 06:35:43 EST ID:86jrGCuF No.11565 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What's up guys, quick question, how do I learn Arabic at least passably in about a years time?
I'm graduating Uni in a year or so with a degree in journalism and polisci, and Palestine has been on my heart and mind for years. This current slaughter is really pushing me towards volunteering to teach English there when I graduate. The thing is that I'll probably want/need some understanding of Arabic before I head over. I can take classes, but I may also need to buckle down and get my required classes done this next year.

What are some tools that are available to learn Arabic? Primarily I'd want to be able to speak it with passable basic writing skills.
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Molly Buzzman - Fri, 02 Jan 2015 16:42:31 EST ID:EHPAq2I/ No.11943 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I just started arabic too but still learning writing and reading, I mostly use memrise.com and these videos because they are in my native.
http://iszlam.com/iszlam-videok/arab-iras-olvasas

For grammar and vbocabulary I'm not really sure either, because I couldn't find any single book in my native about any type of arabic so far. I will either get some random pdfs in english or try the FSI courses as >>11567 suggested.

First I want some decent reading skills because that's how I started japanese earlier as well. Or should I go for spoken arabic first? For chinese, I heard that tip rom several people to start with spoken stuff first and learn writing in parallel.
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Jack Fedgeman - Sat, 21 Feb 2015 01:44:44 EST ID:s4ozBC2z No.12010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>11769
>go to Melbourne or Hobart
The meme is real
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Rubbing Doom - Sun, 05 Jun 2016 04:21:43 EST ID:H0vxF0ow No.12594 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>11769
>Jehovas Witnesses of Muslims

so they also molest their children?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 06 Jun 2016 01:16:53 EST ID:I9a8QXVg No.12595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
/lang/: Where internet druggos and cultural enrichment collide.
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Nigel Fuckingstock - Thu, 28 Jul 2016 14:06:27 EST ID:YCGVMi/T No.12612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>12594
i think he meant in the sense of proselytising, rather than in the sense of being profoundly sad all the time and sexually deviant


pimsleur is fucking boring by Martin Trotdock - Mon, 07 Jul 2014 19:43:23 EST ID:3xDq++i+ No.11521 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been trying to teach myself Russian for about 6 months now. I figured I'd do it the same way I did spanish (finish rosetta stone, then read the news with the help of google translate, then watch movies I know well dubbed in it), but that hasn't worked out, either because the alphabet kind of slows things down or because it doesn't share as much vocabulary as English (thank you Roman Empire).

So I'm thinking I'll just brute force it with Pimsleur. Problem is, Pimsleur is boring as fuck. Is there anything I can do while Pimsleuring that can keep me from falling asleep without distracting me too much? Whoever can solve this problem wins a slice of Ukraine.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 19 Jan 2016 06:56:20 EST ID:3VyXICsi No.12530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>12524
Спaсибo, тoвaрищ.

For those who want to learn some interesting Russian vocabulary but have short attention spans, http://xn--ae-blcc4f9a.xn--p1ai/ is actually a very good resource. It adds the fun of pro-Russian memes.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 19 Jan 2016 06:59:39 EST ID:3VyXICsi No.12531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>12530
The link got butchered. It's вштaбe. рф (without the space before the рф, of course)
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Jenny Pommerspear - Tue, 16 Feb 2016 15:21:47 EST ID:RNu3qHuL No.12550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i think pimsleur is fine. i listen while i walk to work, which takes about a half an hour anyhow, so i get one session in, then go speak spanish with my colleagues for a couple hours.
Or just do one session right before bed.
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William Hecklewater - Mon, 16 May 2016 11:04:54 EST ID:ePXBqw3V No.12587 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>12530

>http://xn--ae-blcc4f9a.xn--p1ai/

What the fuck kind of a link is that
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Esther Diddlekick - Tue, 24 May 2016 22:26:27 EST ID:DZYdMmPM No.12591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>11521
Indeed, it is horrendously boring.
"Now say, what time is it?"

Languages take years to "master". You need lots of exposure to hear all the individual syllables and then finding the meaning is like surfing on 56k internet again.

I recommend pimsleur in small doses. Mix up your learning with some authentic materials. Play video games in that language, they are like a tests; you don't listen/respond, you fail/die. Find a rosetta stone torrent, which isn't authentic but has some interactive components. Find friends who speak it, or join bilingual forums. Languages are rooted with culture, which is rooted in the social element of being human.


I wanna learn a new language. by Koshka - Wed, 23 Oct 2013 17:55:20 EST ID:8Pq3Puce No.10102 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I really don't care if I ever use it. I want to learn a new, less common language.
Here are my stipulations:
It has to have an alphabet. It can't be like Chinese or Japanese where you learn 100s of symbols, stroke counts, and pronunciations.
I was looking at Tamil or Balinese, but I don't have a reliable source to learn either of them. Any suggestions?
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Barnaby Drirringfuck - Sun, 06 Dec 2015 02:31:05 EST ID:IihAj1TG No.12494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>10102>>10102

Why not Burmese? Short alphabet, easy pronunciation, country (due to finally having free elections/opening up) is poised to become an incredibly strong economy over the next little while (provided the society begins to sort it's corruption)

The people are amazingly kind, also considered to be the most formally Theravada country in the world, it's an amazing place.
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Barnaby Drirringfuck - Sun, 06 Dec 2015 02:31:59 EST ID:IihAj1TG No.12495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>12494

Forgot picture
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Alice Greenlock - Sat, 14 May 2016 22:10:29 EST ID:aLTMW1n3 No.12586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I want to learn German to an acceptable level (B2) since I want to attend my masters studies there and language to this level is a requirement for International students. Where's the best place to start online? A PDF maybe? Rather not go to the uni and interact with people.
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Nicholas Barringdudge - Sun, 22 May 2016 21:50:24 EST ID:iF9OPtHN No.12590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>12586
Karl Sandberg, German for Reading. Brilliant book, no matter how old. Pretty sure you can find the pdf on libgen.
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Albert Cloblingtodge - Thu, 15 Sep 2016 12:39:23 EST ID:x7odm8rL No.12668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>10107
You can only learn tamil by interacting with tamils. Any tamil who knows English can teach you tamil very easily. தமிழ்.


Super Advanced Spanish by Lydia Braffingderk - Thu, 19 May 2016 09:55:02 EST ID:CDym3DV1 No.12589 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to do the Dele C1 or C2 exam and I need resources, I'm willing to spend a bit of money but not buy all of the few courses an books out there. So what do you recommend? what are the best resources?

Chulo-points if they are free

pic unrelated

inb4:
at your level you just need to read any native speaker test and you will somehow magically achieve perfection without hard work
NO


Spanish Tools by Lydia Borringspear - Sat, 05 Dec 2015 11:52:01 EST ID:3uFkg8e9 No.12493 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to learn Esperanto, but my English is not good enough to complete the Duolingo course.
Can anyone recommend a good method to learn Esperanto that doesn't involve me typing in English?

Background: I speak Catalan and Spanish fluently.
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Frederick Worthingspear - Wed, 30 Mar 2016 11:38:49 EST ID:muhEf7+F No.12569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>12493
Pre-intermediate English is not harder than esperanto.... it is, however, more useful. learn the very basic level of English that duolingo demands of people first.
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Frederick Bivingfatch - Tue, 12 Apr 2016 15:25:57 EST ID:3q4Aevcb No.12570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You should learn Arabic and move to Saudi or Yemen :))
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Clara Brallyhood - Fri, 15 Apr 2016 13:20:24 EST ID:NQ5lHSFD No.12571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Esperantoland is like most places: everyone claims not to be transphobic, and whenever actual incidents of transphobia happen, everyone says "oh but we're totally not transphobic though!" Most people, including Esperantists, would rather claim not to be transphobic than actually address transphobia within their communities. However, in this particular case, it's not even something that actually matters. It's just a made-up language. So for most people who aren't bros, they get frustrated and leave eventually... unless they're one of the ridiculously naive people who actually thinks it will be an international language some day.
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Lydia Braffingderk - Thu, 19 May 2016 09:49:26 EST ID:CDym3DV1 No.12588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>12583
All those languages take years to learn fluently while esperanto takes months
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Hamilton Brummerbury - Sat, 28 May 2016 14:58:36 EST ID:IcCx91CT No.12593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What about learning International Sign instead of Esperanto? http://www.sematos.eu/isl-p-always-1400.html

It looks better on a CV, it theoretically allows you to talk to more people and a bigger variety of people, and it is a truly universal language instead of just a castrated Spanish (totally unfair on non-European L1 learners().

http://www.sematos.eu/isl-p-always-1400.html


FUCK THE POLICE! In multiple languages! by David Deshduck - Mon, 15 Sep 2014 19:35:08 EST ID:vwn4pbtv No.11709 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Let's do something useful with our linguistic knowledges!

Post "Fuck the police," in as many languages as you can.
Bonus points for "Smoke weed every day."
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Graham Sankinforth - Wed, 06 Jan 2016 22:59:27 EST ID:/cPrpxm0 No.12520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>11735

or chingue su madre la policía.
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Basil Mittingstodging - Thu, 07 Jan 2016 15:24:39 EST ID:AO3mMJTB No.12522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
in hebrew: zin al-hmstra(זיין על המשטרה)-dick on the police

lazeen ath ha-mistra(לזיין את המשטרה)-to fuck the police

madinat mishtra(מדינת משטרה)-police country

mostly said by pissed off civilians who usually go protests or hating the police
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Henry Brellydit - Sun, 27 Mar 2016 11:03:21 EST ID:+bmNjXX0 No.12566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>11813
Also "smoke weed everyday" could be sth like
"Her gün ot tüttür"
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Ebenezer Pockfield - Fri, 29 Apr 2016 13:59:11 EST ID:Fh9DOAL1 No.12579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>11709
jebeš policiju
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Archie Hinderwell - Sat, 30 Apr 2016 05:30:22 EST ID:WX3Q7eWP No.12580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>12579
Oh, another Yugoslav comrade!

>>11709
Јeбeш пoлицију / Jebeš policiju - Serbian (either) or Croatian (latin script only)
Пуши трaву свaки дaн / Puši travu svaki dan - Smoke weed every day


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Can anybody read this moonspeak?

And who puts quotes on kanji, honestly.
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moxie !QvI1p9.OFY - Wed, 30 Mar 2016 02:39:35 EST ID:QCU4ZF+7 No.12568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>12567
jesus christ. this is so stylised i actually can't tell, and i know for sure if i saw it written normally i would be able to tell you.
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Fanny Crerryville - Wed, 06 Jul 2016 17:02:49 EST ID:e3TGhJG4 No.12602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>12567
This is not moonspeak


motherfucking shit by nasser's mom !Kz/CuQoBl2 - Sat, 09 Jan 2016 06:49:52 EST ID:FMWK7G0C No.12523 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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does anyone have a motherfucking PDF of motherfucking Al-Kitaab Part 2, in fucking THIRD EDITION? second edition is fucking shit; only teaches you some fusha and egyptian, but I want to fucking learn motherfucking Levantine if such a thing is possible. Also third edition in general is far less of a clusterfuck and seems to be an actual legit language course. I know these PDFs must exist, because I've seen the book in the language section of bookshops for a few years now - only they're so fucking expensive. And I can't fucking find the PDF except for second edition. And if second edition is this bad, then fuck, pity upon those poor souls who were forced to learn Arabic with motherfucking first edition Al-Kitaab. Just, fuck.

Alternatively if such a thing is not possible I'll fucking take any decent levantine arabic textbook, bonus points for audio, that's gone any kind of way into helping any of you comrades here into learning the colloquial dialect of Lebanon in particular. Or, fuck, even some Syrian or Lebanese television series (with optional English subtitles) if such a thing exists. Fusha is easy enough, but aside from Egyptian it seems it's quite a fucking mission to learn any Arab dialect.

All the best of things and stuff to you, etc, etc, if anyone can help then fuuuucking fucking thank you.
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Sophie Turveyson - Sun, 14 Feb 2016 21:18:27 EST ID:IJt0Suyt No.12548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I haven't started with it at all yet but I just ordered Spoken Lebanese by Maksoud Feghali. There's audio files for it available online too.


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