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Shoplifting lol by Rebecca Bunlock - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 15:39:41 EST ID:Mo0Jkj74 No.45261 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys so I'm just wondering about little thing,
got busted for shoplifting earlier and was banned for life from all Whole Foods in the country. They said if I even stepped foot into another store I'd get arrested.
Is this real? They took a picture of me and my ID but how would they know if I went into a different store?
Their cheese is just so tasty and expensive.
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George Saffingshaw - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:05:23 EST ID:DIgD3Yye No.45694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is it an option for you to get food stamps? I would also look into food pantries.

Because it is a private business they get to make decisions like that. I would definitely find somewhere else to shop.
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Barnaby Secklewater - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 01:20:00 EST ID:AXoTj1zI No.45697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45328
Wallmart, the other day a cop was walking straight towards the back, obviously a shoplifter back there. I could tell he wasn't happy, not angry but the 'routine.'
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Cyril Pittlock - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 14:21:50 EST ID:MN+CyGFU No.45721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just have other people buy cheese for you.
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 03:18:26 EST ID:JWVt32cX No.45783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45332

fuck 12
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Edward Blatherstone - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 09:05:26 EST ID:2L7eJHZH No.45790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
security people can actually arrest you? love to see some rentacop try to detain me. ID SOONER SPIT ON THE GRAVE OF MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER THAN LET SOME COURIER WALK THE WASTES PUNK TALK TO ME LIKE THAT


How much should I expect to pay? by Ernest Caffingford - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 05:24:11 EST ID:w9qlNc4Q No.45788 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I got caught going way too fast on a rural route. I was going 80 in a 60 and got pulled by an undercover car.

I've decided it's worth it to get a lawyer to try and plead my way into traffic school. I'm actually feeling pretty remorseful about it, I'm just depressed and driving through rural areas is bleaker than fuck. I have no other defense.

I'm in VA, does anyone know how much I can expect to pay for a traffic lawyer?
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Jenny Clupperneck - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 13:38:46 EST ID:QpHNyh8v No.45789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Traffic school isn't rehab. The court will in all likelihood tell you if your offence can be dismissed by attending a defensive driving course. Or you could just ask. Save the lawyer for when they want to take your license away.


DUI warrant without any evidence? by Samuel McFagsworth - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 05:01:52 EST ID:184DMAot No.45785 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Recently I had to visit a fuckawful local hospital trying to get help detoxing from alcohol. I made it maybe a mile but couldn't quite get the rest of the way due to the symptoms so I had to call an ambulance.
One came soon enough but a cop came at the same time for whatever reason.
Both asked me questions such as when I last drank and I said like 12+ hours ago and if I was drunk then. I said something along the lines of 'if I were drunk I wouldn't be having this withdrawal.'
The cop wanted to search my bag and I let him because fuck knows why I was suffering hardcore. I had nothing illegal in there though I did have two unopened beers, one from a 6 pack which he surely saw. The only other sorts of drugs in the bag were OTC or prescriptions in my name, none narcotic. The car had absolutely nothing incriminating inside but it was not searched and even in that state I wouldn't allow that much.
I had also not recently used weed or received narcotics legally. (I may be an alcoholic but at least I know not to fuck with pills I'm not prescribed.)
I think the cop and EMT talked a minute but I'm not sure because I was delirious at that point. Anyway the cop fucked off and the EMT asked me if I wanted to go to the hospital. Don't know why he'd go full retard there because I've never been asked that after calling 911. Surely he didn't think I was just having another panic attack with all the shakes and sweats.
Anyway I went to the local hospital, worst in the state BTW and proceeded to be treated like a complete waste of bed space. I'm in there a lot for other health problems but this time they didn't even bother with blood tests or anything else and I didn't lay eyes on a doctor the whole time. HOWEVER knowing my tolerance and poor metabolism due to early liver disease I highly doubt I was below the legal limit even after all that time just due to how much I drank so quickly.
I know I'm being paranoid but I just need someone to tell me; can I be charged or convicted with DUI or a lesser charge even with no evidence against me? Even if just brought into court for it and found NG I think my family would lose their last shreds of respect for me.
If releva…
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Samuel McFagsworth - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 05:07:52 EST ID:184DMAot No.45786 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Now I'm a bit disappointed this site doesn't show original filenames.
I was particularly proud of 'zyklon b doesn't meet my daily potassium needs'
sage
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Hedda Gankinwell - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 15:26:32 EST ID:hvL75bKw No.45787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45785
If they did not test blood, whatever no reason to worry. Though, one can be pretty drunk and fall to withdrawals if alcohol content drops while heavily drinking.

Do try to quit drinking. Really, you would not miss out on much by not drinking.


potential wax manufacturing felony charge by Phoebe Shakeson - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 18:22:09 EST ID:qj2brHNd No.45705 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So a few months ago my buddys house was raided for suspicion of 'cp' (there was none of that shit) because the fucker was using onions w/o vpn i think. Anyways its this guys 8th offense and my first offense. They raided the house and found me laying in the spare bed next to a wax vape and so i was inititally charged with paraphenelia and had to spend some time in jail. I was living there temporarily because me and my neighbor and roommate were dabbin all summer/self medicating. The guy admitted to the police that everything in the house was his but i didnt know that at the time and because i have good morals i straight up admitted that some fo the wax was mine. There was around 14+ grams of shatter in the house and like half of it was mine truly so i admitted to the police that it was mine but nothing else. My dabs were stored in those little rubber containers that you can get at your local headshop and i had like 5 of them full of wax. Keep in mind this is my first offense and i was scared shitless with a rifle in my face with a bunch of police in the house so thats partly why i straight up admitted some of it was my personal use.

Anyways a couple months later they send me a big ol envelope in the mail and they are trying to charge us with manufacturing of dabs which is fucking ridiculous. They think we were both participating in a grow op when we were not, and there is no evidence of a grow except for like those metal things that keep tomato plants up, a bag of miracle grow, and a single LED light. That doesnt prove anything. LED lights are used to fucking light up dark areas and thats not illegal. They want to charge us with manufacturing which is a felony in my state.

Im hoping for just a simple and serious misdemeanor for possession of a schedule 1 narcotic. Ive tried contacting my lawyer multiple times but he never gets back to me.

Anyways i think the cops are just trying to fuck us up as much as they can so they are making too many assumptions and just throwing them at us.

Has this happened to anyone else? Any advice? Im pretty sure ill be fine with the possession of both wax and paraphenelia. My court date is in 2 months. Give me some input guys if you dont mind. This is my first tim…
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Henry Blatherridge - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 21:46:02 EST ID:tyqJISl8 No.45706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> Ive tried contacting my lawyer multiple times but he never gets back to me.

get another lawyer
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 03:30:50 EST ID:JWVt32cX No.45784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>Anyways i think the cops

That's exactly how they do. they want to throw as much on you as possible if they're raiding you at gun point. it sounds like you just being there and admitting that any amount of it was yours put you in a fucked situation. thats enough wax to be considered distribution in a most states, especially if some was in separate container. call a better damn lawyer and hope you beat the case without having to catch a distribution charge (it's a felony in every state, so in manufacturing, it's federal in many cases depending on the amounts too).

if you're gonna sleep in spots like that you gotta be ready to hold it together with a gun in your face. that's the reality of America. dude has 8 charges. once you catch your first 2 charges, the law has it out for you for life.


Mildest "Assault with a deadly weapon " by Jarvis Pissledock - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 13:21:32 EST ID:X4ovzU2E No.45769 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I never imagined a claim this ludicrous in all my life. Heard that before I'm sure.

I was a cutter+addict and was on the verge of a relapse. Awful day, lost my job, argument with mother etc. I know I'm not special and except no sympathy in that realm.

So in this argument with my mom I imply that I feel like cutting again. I take a knife from the kitchen and lock myself in my room contemplating using again vs cutting. Mom threatens to call the cops. I beg her not to, and let me call my therapist. She disagrees because my therapist is lax about having me admitted when I honestly need it. Mom says she called the sherrifs office to have me escorted to the psych ward. I'm pissed but I let it go.

I came out of my room without my knife and talk to the cops. They sternly tell me to respect my mother, then leave.

A month later I'm at a party and there is a noise complaint. Everyone's names get ran. There I learn there us a warrant for my arrest. They give me a bond and let me go

ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON. I'm accused of brandishing a knife which counts as assault in this great state. To top it off, it counts as a domestic assault and cannot be dropped by the alledged victim.

I went to court terrified. I asked for a continuance out of fear that either a guilty or not guilty plea would have me locked up. I signed a doc willing away my right to a court appointed attorney. I cant afford my own so that fucked myself again.

I got a month before my next court date and likely jail sentence. My mom is willing to help in any way short of saying she lied.
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Sidney Briblingworth - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 19:00:11 EST ID:Fp/ImL6A No.45770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get lawyer NOW. shut the fuck up, don't talk to anyone. Delete all social media accounts asap. Then hurry up and wait. You could have everything dismissed, but only with a competent lawyer.
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Oliver Widdlesud - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 23:09:16 EST ID:B4Ae2dkJ No.45771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>My mom is willing to help in any way short of saying she lied.

That's funny. The most likely explanation for what's happening is that your mom lied at some point about being threatened. But yeah, get a lawyer, get the evidence, and don't plead guilty to any violent crimes.
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Doris Nangerford - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 10:24:26 EST ID:I/hcLgWi No.45774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer. You probably can't get the case deismissed yourself, but any lawyer should be able to handle this if there's not more to the story. Don't plead guilty to anything.

If there's not more to the story police saw the after effects of an aggravated assault, and then just left y'all be? There's not a prosecutor in the world that would try to explain that to a jury.
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 02:58:34 EST ID:JWVt32cX No.45781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the way court usually works is you plead guilty, or plead to a lesser charge. it's all set up a certain way, to work a certain way. it's even rare a decent lawyer can get you off of a charge completely if the cops and judge has it out for you, which they seem to if they issued a warrant in that sneaky ass way. stop talking about your case. if you cant drop a shit ton on a good lawyer, expect a higher charge potentially. like i said good lawyers are there, and if they're well known and respected by certain people, they can get your charges dropped down to a plead agreement. it sucks but they really work against you if you plead not guilty. like pleading not guilty can land your ass in jail or with a rack of huge fines in the end. sucks but it is what it is cuz
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 03:04:57 EST ID:JWVt32cX No.45782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45781

**to a lesser plea

for instance my brother got arrested with a pizo and meth, that legit was someone elses in the car. they charged him with it, and he basically had no chance of winning. even his lawyer said use an addiction argument, so you can get a plea deal to a lesser charge, which he did, instead of both controlled substance, it was just a paraphernalia charge. like i said the courts aren't about guilty or not guilty, it's about how willing you are to play ball, and work with them. they don't want anyone going to trial. shit there's even fees if you lose a trial for a misdemeanor in many states, so right there, that makes you say guilty right away, fuck my record, give me the lesser fine and get me out of here. a mother fucker can kill 6 people and walk as long as he works with the police and courts to give them someone more beneficial, someone with a higher price. don't expect to walk just because your not guilty.


Don't know if this goes here but... by Nathaniel Pisslemadge - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 17:32:48 EST ID:BZ1vUXXT No.45775 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Girlfriend's in jail. Gonna write her a letter. However the rules say you can't send mail with a postage stamp.

...how the fuck do I get around that? Do they mean no postage stamps in the envelope? I have no idea how to send mail without postage.

http://www.shouselaw.com/century-jail.html#4

Please assist. I need to mail this female to tell her she needs to stay on her damned meds and stop making asinine decisions.

Pic unrelated: is a cool snake.
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William Tillingfield - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 02:53:14 EST ID:JZTg2czX No.45776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Do they mean no postage stamps in the envelope?

Yes. Have you received mail with a stamp? USPS knows it's been used. Just send a letter addressed to her government name and inmate number at the jail.
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Archie Billingforth - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 11:42:01 EST ID:LaGGd+2y No.45779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think it's because you can hide drugs in the adhesive. Can you take a letter to the post office in person and pay them cash to rubber-stamp it with the postage paid?
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 02:46:48 EST ID:JWVt32cX No.45780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45775

a letter to a gf on lock should be supportive not a fucking lecture about getting your life together. nobody wants to hear that preachy bullshit when theyre facing that. id rip those letters the fuck up lol.

anyways just write the addresss of the correctional facility, her name, and inmate number.


Becoming a notary by Cornelius Sankintog - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 01:38:34 EST ID:U49euAj4 No.45777 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does anybody have any words of advice to someone who wants to become a notary?
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Fucking Credgestit - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 06:18:45 EST ID:oa+kvnRs No.45778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The rules are different in every state. I'm a notary in Georgia where it requires filling out a form and paying a 30 dollar fee. I think in other states you have to take a stupid test and it's more involved.


Deprivation of citizenship by Beatrice Saffingfoot - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 03:07:51 EST ID:esOKpsS6 No.45725 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Have you guys ever heard of this? What do you think? (Pictured is Theresa May, current UK PM and former Home Secretary. She has issued more deprivation orders than any Home Secretary in the last 70 years.)

The UK government has the ability to revoke the nationality of a British citizenship where it is 'conducive to the public good' to do so. However, the individual cannot be made stateless - they must have another nationality to fall back on. In 2014, a new law was passed allowing for deprivation of citizenship even where the person would be made stateless, provided that:

a) they are a naturalised citizen
b) they have conducted themselves in a manner seriously prejudicial to vital UK interests
c) the UK gov believes they are able to become a national in another country.

Personally, I think deprivation of citizenship is shit, a pathetically easy and secretive way of the UK gov preventing UK citizens returning to the UK. The Special Immigration Appeal Commission uses 'closed material procedures' where the individual is never told what they are accused of and neither is their lawyer. They're excluded from the court proceedings at thw whim of the gov and represented by a gov-appointed "Special Advocate" that they aren't allowed to speak to.

I know in the US it's much much harder to lose your nationality - you can basically only lose it voluntarily. What do you think about the UK laws?

(you can find more info here, if you're interested : http://sprc.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Ross-article.pdf Alice Ross from the Bureau of Investigative Journalism is basically the only UK journalist who covers this topic)


Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Me by Doris Cabberway - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 04:38:35 EST ID:ppLLK7oU No.45722 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with me, at this point in my life. I have two felonies one traffic code related and one misdemeanor DUI all these charges were in two years. There was something wrong then I am not going to lie about that. I have a High School diploma, I test well PSAT,SAT, Community College placement exam, my grades all of it.

I work a minimum wage job for minimum wage.
I go to school to get an education so I can earn more than minimum wage.
I haven't been arrested for three and a half years.

Theres nothing wrong with me.
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Caroline Hudgesadge - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 13:52:59 EST ID:LG7TQpFl No.45723 Ignore Report Quick Reply
K
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Shitting Naffingstock - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 11:57:28 EST ID:Ulzvj3jF No.45724 Ignore Report Quick Reply
keep up with your probation/parole. don't fail a drug test, miss community service, or otherwise violate the terms. keep working at your job until you find something better, most felons i know get into selling cars at dealerships. stay away from bad influences and build the life you want

good luck man and take heat, you know how bad things can get if you fuck up. so don't even try to get involved in bad shit. especially while you are on parole/probation.


Verbal harassment? by Eugene Sisslelork - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 09:58:54 EST ID:/ExLSjhZ No.45719 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey! The following story is kinda stupid and simple but hear me out please.

My aunt moved in with my mom, myself, and my girlfriend in a 2 bedroom apartment. I don't know how long she is staying there but she currently is sleeping on a mattress under our stairwell.

The problem is, when my girlfriend and I go downstairs to the kitchen or leave the house, she talks to shit to us like about how my dead relative isnt here (who I assumed she didnt like) and how my girlfriend looks (short, handicap). Its been mostly towards my girlfriend until recently when I stood up for her and said "Stop talking shit to my girlfriend." I would ignore the insults to my girlfriend until recently, and now I'm being verbally harassed.

Is there some kind of law about verbal harassment to an individual in their home? What can I say or do to stop this from happening? It's stressing my girlfriend and I out and I believe we're being treated unfairly.
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Jenny Lighthall - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 22:45:26 EST ID:iQgrmD6f No.45720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45719
As with every question first we need your location, laws where you are are the issue at hand.
A couple questions also , does your aunt pay rent in some form, or is she named on the Tennant contract/agreement? How long has she been there?

Depending on you local laws your best recourse may be to just kick her out if you are a Tennant and she is not. This is also assuming you are on the Tennant agreement, if it's your mom's apartment just move out dude.


Pressing Charges for Childhood Abuse. by Jenny Hegglewell - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 01:46:18 EST ID:i4tspx15 No.45714 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been considering pressing charges against my mother for childhood abuse, which included identity theft, to the tune of nearly $4,000 in debt in my name, as well as poisoning and attempted murder.

I definitely have evidence, police reports, CPS calls, as well as therapist visits from when I was that age.

I'm almost 25 now, and living in California. I plan to talk to a lawyer about it, but I was just posting this here to see if anyone has experience with something like this, or what I could expect from something like this, or if a court would even look at this.
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Hugh Wazzlenin - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 14:04:04 EST ID:JgrhRLWY No.45717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're talking about stuff 7 years ago minimum right?

Without hearing anything about the merits, which there is probably none, you're years beyond the statute of limitations on all claims, either criminal or civil.

HTH


Name change final judgement paperwork by Fanny Pinnerkine - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 23:54:12 EST ID:7SDHLtOE No.45713 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So ages ago I had posted about if I was in a position to change my name and decided to go for it. My hearing is on March 3rd, but apparently, I need to bring in a final judgment paper (Which I don't have on me.) Do I need to go to a clerk beforehand, or am I able to simply print it out and bring it?
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Nathaniel Bimmlesark - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 02:43:54 EST ID:Nx0pJM6s No.45715 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i dunno

what is your new name OP
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Phoebe Worthingman - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 12:37:16 EST ID:gUqG/1ie No.45716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's almost certainly someone you can call who can answer this question for you
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Samuel Wenderdock - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 17:45:08 EST ID:/QJ1yNxl No.45718 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wtf is wrong with her ass


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