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Moved states, No documents. by Eugene Billingforth - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 18:16:55 EST ID:7SDHLtOE No.45822 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Got short on luck and eventually just hopped states and crashed with a buddy.

Went to my mom who kept my social and birth certificate beforehand. She I guess lost it transferring to a new appt in my home state.

Where to go from here to get my life straighten out?
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Eugene Billingforth - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 18:19:50 EST ID:7SDHLtOE No.45824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45822
Also, don't have ID got here by Greyhound ticket. In case that wasn't implied.
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Eugene Billingforth - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 18:21:09 EST ID:7SDHLtOE No.45825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45822
No ID either moved via the Greyhound.
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Martha Gunningnag - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 08:03:52 EST ID:NGRDarb/ No.45828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So do you have ID?
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Phineas Bollerworth - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 20:02:31 EST ID:7SDHLtOE No.45829 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45828
no I apologize, phone shit the bed and it was saying it didn't go through.
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Emma Bardbanks - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 11:27:39 EST ID:R25Uyzaw No.45830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your birth certificate is the corner stone of your documented identity. You can get a copy from the state/county where you were born though it may take time and money. Once you have that you'll want to establish residency and try to meet your new state's requirements for a state photo ID. They accept a laundry list of things as proof of identity.


Disablity income & Paypal by OP - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 19:17:10 EST ID:7SDHLtOE No.45826 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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due to a screw-up from my bank, I can't access my bank until they get the correct info on my account which they estimate will take a few weeks. i receive disability and once my account exceeds $2,000 they totally cut me off. Landlord agreed to let me not pay this month and just pay the two months after it's handled. however by next month my i'd be over 2000+. I have acess to my debit but that's all. if I kept the money in PayPal, for now, would Social Security let out the hounds on me?
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Charlotte Birryherk - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 01:06:17 EST ID:obJbVY8y No.45827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you want to use Paypal, load money onto a card but don't redeem it until you think it's safe. Then there's nothing that looks like impropriety. But you may not need to. Unless your account is frozen, some transactions may be placed on hold pending action by the bank and these should be reflected on your net balance which is what should be reported. It's like writing a check that someone hasn't cashed.


How much should I expect to pay? by Ernest Caffingford - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 05:24:11 EST ID:w9qlNc4Q No.45788 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I got caught going way too fast on a rural route. I was going 80 in a 60 and got pulled by an undercover car.

I've decided it's worth it to get a lawyer to try and plead my way into traffic school. I'm actually feeling pretty remorseful about it, I'm just depressed and driving through rural areas is bleaker than fuck. I have no other defense.

I'm in VA, does anyone know how much I can expect to pay for a traffic lawyer?
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Jenny Clupperneck - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 13:38:46 EST ID:QpHNyh8v No.45789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Traffic school isn't rehab. The court will in all likelihood tell you if your offence can be dismissed by attending a defensive driving course. Or you could just ask. Save the lawyer for when they want to take your license away.
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Nicholas Bluddlestud - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 05:12:51 EST ID:p31SoZMh No.45791 Ignore Report Quick Reply
couple hundred bux

relax dude you werent doing like 120 in a 30 or some shit, dunno why you're so stressed about this
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Sidney Shittingshit - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 01:30:48 EST ID:DMsa3Mjv No.45814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
80 in a 60 this is like the most normal thing you could do, if you had been relaxed and polite you maybe couldve gotten of with a warning. good thing you weren't caught with marijuana. you could always plead not guilty, see if the cop shows up to court, etc.
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Phineas Huggleworth - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 14:56:07 EST ID:5sPPNv6g No.45819 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45814
I got 60 in a 40 the other day (NH). $125 fine.
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Ghengis Dong - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 20:00:07 EST ID:ashsS/Ug No.45821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Don't shell out for a lawyer over something so trivial. You know you were speeding, plead guilty because that's what you and the cop know is the truth, not-guilty means you're contesting whether it actually happened. You're not going to win with your word against a cop, and they're more likely to go with a higher penalty for you wasting their time. Plead guilty, it's the truth, and the penalty's always lower than if you contest it and lose which you will.

I'd be surprised if you pay more than 200-300 when it's all settled, but a lawyer will cost you a bundle. They aren't gonna take your license or anything over a single speeding ticket, you gotta relax


Shoplifting lol by Rebecca Bunlock - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 15:39:41 EST ID:Mo0Jkj74 No.45261 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys so I'm just wondering about little thing,
got busted for shoplifting earlier and was banned for life from all Whole Foods in the country. They said if I even stepped foot into another store I'd get arrested.
Is this real? They took a picture of me and my ID but how would they know if I went into a different store?
Their cheese is just so tasty and expensive.
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 03:18:26 EST ID:JWVt32cX No.45783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45332

fuck 12
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Edward Blatherstone - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 09:05:26 EST ID:2L7eJHZH No.45790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
security people can actually arrest you? love to see some rentacop try to detain me. ID SOONER SPIT ON THE GRAVE OF MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER THAN LET SOME COURIER WALK THE WASTES PUNK TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
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Phineas Huggleworth - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 14:57:34 EST ID:5sPPNv6g No.45820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45261
OP couldn't resist their fine selection of artisan cheese.
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Doris Clammleville - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 02:42:00 EST ID:dxus8607 No.45833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45820

"What are you in for man?"

"Uh...I stole some cheese."
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Matilda Chullysat - Tue, 09 May 2017 14:21:13 EST ID:SkoVvcQ/ No.45841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45833
OP sounds like he is a Skyrim character or something

a guy in a prison you'd talk to before he was beheaded for stealing cheese too many times


Full custody battle question by CannabisPrime - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:10:43 EST ID:oevBmkbA No.45695 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys - So, few questions

Firstly, my wife is a drug addict(benzos) and is physically and emotionally abusive. Recently, she has been physically and emotionally abusive. Subject is a bruise she gave me from biting me because I wouldn't let her in the bathroom 'cause I was taking a shit. Anyway, here's my problems and questions:


Her mother is probably going to buy her a lawyer. That's fine, but - I am probably starting my new job next week, which means I'll have money for everything. Rent, etc. Won't need her for shit. Furthermore, when I get a Mental Inquest Warrant and Emergency Protection Order out on her, what are the chances of a judge granting it? I'll be filing for full custody as well. But how do I really get her gone for good? What steps do I need to take? She is causing my son to have irreversible anxiety and I can't do it anymore. Thanks in advance guys!
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Barnaby Secklewater - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 00:56:14 EST ID:AXoTj1zI No.45696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know much but restraining orders are generally easy if one can show that one has a realistic concern for their or others welfare, well being, safety.

Seek a simple restraining order. The biting alone is troubling, a judge would generally
consider a picture favorable moreso than just a 'she bit me at some point in time.'
Taken that in consideration with statements of past/present behaviors.

She need not be present when filling this. She 'could' contest this, I believe upon 7 days notice? Or withing the time a restraining order is granted.

If you express concern about yours and your sons welfare and why, then should be no reason why it would not be granted. Do document this stuff. Do not get into mutual confrontations, arguments.

If she is fully like visibly, physically, verbally out of control you can call the police. No doubt her attitude will be as erratic. As well if the marks are still visible, the (police) would likely not act on that but just as well take that into consideration on your statements and her present behavior.
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Sidney Shittingshit - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 01:42:00 EST ID:DMsa3Mjv No.45816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Please try to resolve this amicably, i.e. out of court.
better for everyone that way.
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Phineas Huggleworth - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 14:53:31 EST ID:5sPPNv6g No.45817 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45816
This. Even if she's struggling with addiction, she's still your kid's(') mother and they deserve to have her in their lives. I mean, assuming she's not a threat to them, etc.

Benzo addiction is hard af. What's worse, breakups make things really bad. Good luck to you and your children OP.


Whistleblowing by Beatrice Hosslechatch - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 13:06:34 EST ID:17IJ8gha No.45699 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys.

I was intricately involved in an organization that made fraudulent claims on products they sold to various state government bodies across the US. The products they sold did not meet specification standards set by the various state governing bodies, but were sold as if they were. They've been doing this for over two decades. The purpose of doing this was to cut manufacturing costs on their end.

How it works is samples of a particular product is sent to a laboratory for approval, and when it is approved, it can be sold statewide for government contracts. The samples this organization submitted were fabricated from small batches outside of the cheaply made mass production batches. These small, high quality batches were submitted as representative samples of the lower quality large batches. They outcompete competition by cheating.

When a sample fails a field test, the contractor is forced to pay back the money it was paid to perform the task, and these costs are passed onto the organization that provided the product.

There are potentially hundreds of claims to be made.

What do you think? Should I do anything about this?
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George Baffingbanks - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 03:19:26 EST ID:jm1nfPg3 No.45701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45699
Well, consider encrypting your connection just in general,OK cna you show this to the competition to be fact, or enough info that they can pursue their own investigations and see if it has enough merit to sue? If one were to be somewhat greedy could one go the the competitors and ask for $$ in return for reliable info or methods to prove this to be true.

Being government is involved the competition who is losing out on a scam of faulty low quality products an that is notright. The competition could have people, informers in thee other companies which could be hazardous. There is whistle blowing protectios, but Things can get complicated real fast.

You could just inform the parties being taken advantage of. This is not right iff
it is how you explained it. If it is government stuff then Democrats you may feel you trust in government, they may be ones to contact, in person or anonymously.

If this is serious I would try to be pretty careful.I have faced similar issues and really, the best thing to do is the right thing. Even if it puts future employment at risk , etc, if you feel stronglly about the matter.
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Fuck Pellerford - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 15:58:31 EST ID:I5RV8fro No.45794 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go home Lockheed, you're drunk.
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Fuck Pellerford - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 16:00:38 EST ID:I5RV8fro No.45795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Or you know, Union Carbide.

I wasn't sure which you meant.
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Fuck Pellerford - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 16:06:06 EST ID:I5RV8fro No.45796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Haven't you ever heard of "prototyping"?

The final product is not representative of the marketing sample. You just need to reword you're contracts, slide some boiler plate underneath and do the usual, "Sign here, SIgn here," bullshit.

Meanwhile, work on upgrading your clients to the better materials. Bury their claims, try to quickly settle for about 10% of what they are worth in legal fees and lost sales, try to fill the backlog so there are as few as complaints as possible and word of mouth keeps spreading about your "amazing" products.
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Sidney Shittingshit - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 01:27:14 EST ID:DMsa3Mjv No.45813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
automobile manufacturers have been doing this since the 80's


potential wax manufacturing felony charge by Phoebe Shakeson - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 18:22:09 EST ID:qj2brHNd No.45705 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So a few months ago my buddys house was raided for suspicion of 'cp' (there was none of that shit) because the fucker was using onions w/o vpn i think. Anyways its this guys 8th offense and my first offense. They raided the house and found me laying in the spare bed next to a wax vape and so i was inititally charged with paraphenelia and had to spend some time in jail. I was living there temporarily because me and my neighbor and roommate were dabbin all summer/self medicating. The guy admitted to the police that everything in the house was his but i didnt know that at the time and because i have good morals i straight up admitted that some fo the wax was mine. There was around 14+ grams of shatter in the house and like half of it was mine truly so i admitted to the police that it was mine but nothing else. My dabs were stored in those little rubber containers that you can get at your local headshop and i had like 5 of them full of wax. Keep in mind this is my first offense and i was scared shitless with a rifle in my face with a bunch of police in the house so thats partly why i straight up admitted some of it was my personal use.

Anyways a couple months later they send me a big ol envelope in the mail and they are trying to charge us with manufacturing of dabs which is fucking ridiculous. They think we were both participating in a grow op when we were not, and there is no evidence of a grow except for like those metal things that keep tomato plants up, a bag of miracle grow, and a single LED light. That doesnt prove anything. LED lights are used to fucking light up dark areas and thats not illegal. They want to charge us with manufacturing which is a felony in my state.

Im hoping for just a simple and serious misdemeanor for possession of a schedule 1 narcotic. Ive tried contacting my lawyer multiple times but he never gets back to me.

Anyways i think the cops are just trying to fuck us up as much as they can so they are making too many assumptions and just throwing them at us.

Has this happened to anyone else? Any advice? Im pretty sure ill be fine with the possession of both wax and paraphenelia. My court date is in 2 months. Give me some input guys if you dont mind. This is my first tim…
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Henry Blatherridge - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 21:46:02 EST ID:tyqJISl8 No.45706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> Ive tried contacting my lawyer multiple times but he never gets back to me.

get another lawyer
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 03:30:50 EST ID:JWVt32cX No.45784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>Anyways i think the cops

That's exactly how they do. they want to throw as much on you as possible if they're raiding you at gun point. it sounds like you just being there and admitting that any amount of it was yours put you in a fucked situation. thats enough wax to be considered distribution in a most states, especially if some was in separate container. call a better damn lawyer and hope you beat the case without having to catch a distribution charge (it's a felony in every state, so in manufacturing, it's federal in many cases depending on the amounts too).

if you're gonna sleep in spots like that you gotta be ready to hold it together with a gun in your face. that's the reality of America. dude has 8 charges. once you catch your first 2 charges, the law has it out for you for life.
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Polly Dandlebug - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 23:37:52 EST ID:FDKPbW3v No.45800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Anyways i think the cops are just trying to fuck us up as much as they can so they are making too many assumptions and just throwing them at us.

This is pretty much what they're doing to me.
If they had any evidence they would have raided me or arrested me.
They do this shit when they have absolutely no case or a weak case.
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Sidney Shittingshit - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 01:24:08 EST ID:DMsa3Mjv No.45812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they just want to fuck with you; this sounds like a grade B frame-up job.
if your lawyer can't be bothered to return your calls, fire him and find someone who answers their telephone and is willing to go to trial.

don't say another word to cops or prosecutors from the district attorney's office.

they already jailed you for the bong, the attempt to try you again is double jeopardy. there's probably a political motive to go after couch-surfing stoners, do you have any enemies in local politics?


Probate Court Records by Hunter S. Nodson - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 12:47:18 EST ID:9HzRFqxV No.45809 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm a wholesaler in Florida and I'm currently building my seller lists through public court records. I noticed as I'm going through the formal administration cases that sometimes they will have 3 separate cases back to back with the petitioners having the same last name/maiden name. Now.. clearly to me this means its a family is fighting over the descendant's estate and the brothers/sisters all filed for separate probate cases, if my understanding it correct.

Now here's my dilemma, if say I acquire a property through a scenario like the one above, is it possible for the other family members to sue if say, the brother short sells the property to me without the others consent? Can they sue the person on the other side of the contract?

I try to get answers from other wholesalers, realtors, and brokers and they all tell me I'm thinking too much about it and they've never had a lawsuit etc etc. Personally, I do care because one lawsuit could mean the end of my business as I'm just starting with very little capital.

TL;DR: Can I get sued for selling a property in an open probate case that is being litigated by multiple relatives of the seller? I tried getting answers from a family attorney and he couldn't even say yes or no for legal reasons. Can someone just answer the damn question?? lol
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George Seblingham - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 14:50:04 EST ID:37zVoeS6 No.45810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Anyone can sue you for anything, genius. What you have to ask yourself is what boxes you need to check to make sure you can have such a suit thrown out on day one. Pay a probate lawyer in Florida for a consultation.


Boss Lying About Raise by Ebenezer Sonningshaw - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 18:40:08 EST ID:fN6EcafF No.45797 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is a predicament that is happening to someone very close to me for the sake of it I'll be speaking as if it is me.

I'm working a job at a startup in a field that I have over a decade of experience in. I was the first official hire (was working as a contractor) and helped build this company to where it is 4 years later (Cleared a million in profit).

My boss has constantly agreed to certain raises and then gave me about half, claiming miscommunication and then dropping the matter/being elusive when I would try to approach them about it. They promised me a 10% stAke in the company 2 years ago and have yet to get me something in writing. They keep claiming they have to figure it out with the layered. Not to mention they completely skipped out on my last employee review.

I'm currently getting paid 20k/yr under what I should be for my job title and I contribute way more than just my title. This has caused me to seek out other jobs in which I will get paid more than I am getting paid now AND benefits (I'm in the top 10 percentile of applicants according to linked in)

Came to my boss and laid it out 1) pay me 20k more 2) I continue at this rate and work half time (allowing me to get a similar part time job at a university while covering for a masters degree) 3) I leave and get a job elsewhere

They agreed to the 20k bump but stipulated that they would hve to ramp up my paychecks over a 6 month period.

A month later they came to me (today) and laid out their plan. 250$ pay bumps every 2 weeks. To be revisited in 6 months.

Yeah... this is. It a 20k bump. And when I tried to get clarification on the math he literally said "screw this" and stopped responding via skype chat.
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Basil Nusslekedge - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 05:22:11 EST ID:FUv7luuM No.45798 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"You" are a fool working for a tool.
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James Sinnermen - Wed, 29 Mar 2017 12:08:26 EST ID:UqUfUvIn No.45803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45798

Yeah I feel like there have been a ton of red flags. This guy is terrible at doing things to streamline everything and they have no central client database or operating procedure to make sure everyone is on the same page w client I boarding isn't how they are even doing as well as they are


There are some people who tell you there is nothing worth fighting for by Fuck Pellerford - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 15:36:15 EST ID:I5RV8fro No.45792 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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There are some people who tell you that what you are doing, is foolish. That it is impossible to stand up against the system, that the system is always right, that there is no point in resistance, no point in fighting back.

I say that the kinds of people who win, are the kinds of people who fight back! The kinds of people who take risks! How many of you take a risk just by coming here? How many columbians, brazilians, and other south americans, take a risk of getting deported, just for speaking their mind about drugs?

After all, you're not a suspect until you speak your mind about something! When you open your mouth and you say, "What sense does that make? Why do something that way?"

I say we push back! Little things at first. Pranks. Increasingly more aggressive and shocking pranks designed to elicit media attention. Then protests. But not stupid protest. Not gathering in front of a town hall and hoping somebody calls the media on us. Not getting your school newspaper to write about you in your college news letter. No. Targeting protests. At places where they will be forced to acknowledge our presence. We must block traffic, we must disrupt their infrastructure. People are too hypnotized to acknowledge anything is happenning until it happens in THEIR neighborhood.

They must see us, and they must be afraid. They must be afraid of us, of what we represent. The peoples Ultimatum. Either you clean up your act, either you allow us to hold you accountable for what you have done, or we will no longer respect your governments laws and authority. We will do what we please, where we please, and be damned of the consequence!

We are not slaves! We are not here to be you little gear or your little wheel in the big machine! We have lives! We have dreams of our own! We must continue our protests, we must push forward, we must prevail! Because without the appoval, without the consent, of us, the people, our government is in violation of the natural law and the natural order of democracy!
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Fuck Pellerford - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 15:54:20 EST ID:I5RV8fro No.45793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You may wonder why it is I choose this picture.
Its because to me, the mountainback gorilla represents a peaceful creature. It tends not to fight unless provoked, such as when being removed from its natural environment and being placed in captivity. It will beat its chest to demonstrate against a predator, and when a sufficient threat to one of his communities young, it will fight back.

Expeditions to capture mountain gorillas are some of the most dangerous, because if they stay over night, get caught in a storm, or have a run of bad luck and their rover stalls out in the wild, there is a risk the mountain gorillas will track the kidnappers back to where they came from by following the tracks in the mud, then attacking them when they camp at night.

So you see, even a peaceful creature, like a gorilla, will fight when it thinks it is being provoked, when it thinks it has no other options. There have been reports of apes stealing assault rifles while they are sleeping or on guard duty. They have even tried to use such weapons against us by firing them into the air and trying to drive us off with the loud sounds of the gun firing!

This is not news. Gorillas have been known to steal human tools and use them for hundreds of years. But the remarkable thing is, that after stealing these weapons, instead of discarding them when they get bored with them like they usually would, they actually remember to keep these things for themselves, burying them in case they need them.

This reminds me of an old man, buying a gun for his young grandson. His son's generation didn't need a gun, because he was still there to protect him. But now he is old, and he does not have faith in his son, and feels his grandson might one day need protection. In fact, he makes it his last request, because his grandson has his grandfathers spirit.

He asks that he "protect his father and his fathers estate, that he look after and care for his father, for his father was a good man and raised you right, and you came out all right, so just do that for me, would you son? Just do that for me."

Those were my fathers last words to me.


Mildest "Assault with a deadly weapon " by Jarvis Pissledock - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 13:21:32 EST ID:X4ovzU2E No.45769 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I never imagined a claim this ludicrous in all my life. Heard that before I'm sure.

I was a cutter+addict and was on the verge of a relapse. Awful day, lost my job, argument with mother etc. I know I'm not special and except no sympathy in that realm.

So in this argument with my mom I imply that I feel like cutting again. I take a knife from the kitchen and lock myself in my room contemplating using again vs cutting. Mom threatens to call the cops. I beg her not to, and let me call my therapist. She disagrees because my therapist is lax about having me admitted when I honestly need it. Mom says she called the sherrifs office to have me escorted to the psych ward. I'm pissed but I let it go.

I came out of my room without my knife and talk to the cops. They sternly tell me to respect my mother, then leave.

A month later I'm at a party and there is a noise complaint. Everyone's names get ran. There I learn there us a warrant for my arrest. They give me a bond and let me go

ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON. I'm accused of brandishing a knife which counts as assault in this great state. To top it off, it counts as a domestic assault and cannot be dropped by the alledged victim.

I went to court terrified. I asked for a continuance out of fear that either a guilty or not guilty plea would have me locked up. I signed a doc willing away my right to a court appointed attorney. I cant afford my own so that fucked myself again.

I got a month before my next court date and likely jail sentence. My mom is willing to help in any way short of saying she lied.
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Sidney Briblingworth - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 19:00:11 EST ID:Fp/ImL6A No.45770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get lawyer NOW. shut the fuck up, don't talk to anyone. Delete all social media accounts asap. Then hurry up and wait. You could have everything dismissed, but only with a competent lawyer.
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Oliver Widdlesud - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 23:09:16 EST ID:B4Ae2dkJ No.45771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>My mom is willing to help in any way short of saying she lied.

That's funny. The most likely explanation for what's happening is that your mom lied at some point about being threatened. But yeah, get a lawyer, get the evidence, and don't plead guilty to any violent crimes.
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Doris Nangerford - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 10:24:26 EST ID:I/hcLgWi No.45774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer. You probably can't get the case deismissed yourself, but any lawyer should be able to handle this if there's not more to the story. Don't plead guilty to anything.

If there's not more to the story police saw the after effects of an aggravated assault, and then just left y'all be? There's not a prosecutor in the world that would try to explain that to a jury.
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 02:58:34 EST ID:JWVt32cX No.45781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the way court usually works is you plead guilty, or plead to a lesser charge. it's all set up a certain way, to work a certain way. it's even rare a decent lawyer can get you off of a charge completely if the cops and judge has it out for you, which they seem to if they issued a warrant in that sneaky ass way. stop talking about your case. if you cant drop a shit ton on a good lawyer, expect a higher charge potentially. like i said good lawyers are there, and if they're well known and respected by certain people, they can get your charges dropped down to a plead agreement. it sucks but they really work against you if you plead not guilty. like pleading not guilty can land your ass in jail or with a rack of huge fines in the end. sucks but it is what it is cuz
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 03:04:57 EST ID:JWVt32cX No.45782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45781

**to a lesser plea

for instance my brother got arrested with a pizo and meth, that legit was someone elses in the car. they charged him with it, and he basically had no chance of winning. even his lawyer said use an addiction argument, so you can get a plea deal to a lesser charge, which he did, instead of both controlled substance, it was just a paraphernalia charge. like i said the courts aren't about guilty or not guilty, it's about how willing you are to play ball, and work with them. they don't want anyone going to trial. shit there's even fees if you lose a trial for a misdemeanor in many states, so right there, that makes you say guilty right away, fuck my record, give me the lesser fine and get me out of here. a mother fucker can kill 6 people and walk as long as he works with the police and courts to give them someone more beneficial, someone with a higher price. don't expect to walk just because your not guilty.


Don't know if this goes here but... by Nathaniel Pisslemadge - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 17:32:48 EST ID:BZ1vUXXT No.45775 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Girlfriend's in jail. Gonna write her a letter. However the rules say you can't send mail with a postage stamp.

...how the fuck do I get around that? Do they mean no postage stamps in the envelope? I have no idea how to send mail without postage.

http://www.shouselaw.com/century-jail.html#4

Please assist. I need to mail this female to tell her she needs to stay on her damned meds and stop making asinine decisions.

Pic unrelated: is a cool snake.
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William Tillingfield - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 02:53:14 EST ID:JZTg2czX No.45776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Do they mean no postage stamps in the envelope?

Yes. Have you received mail with a stamp? USPS knows it's been used. Just send a letter addressed to her government name and inmate number at the jail.
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Archie Billingforth - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 11:42:01 EST ID:LaGGd+2y No.45779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think it's because you can hide drugs in the adhesive. Can you take a letter to the post office in person and pay them cash to rubber-stamp it with the postage paid?
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 02:46:48 EST ID:JWVt32cX No.45780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>45775

a letter to a gf on lock should be supportive not a fucking lecture about getting your life together. nobody wants to hear that preachy bullshit when theyre facing that. id rip those letters the fuck up lol.

anyways just write the addresss of the correctional facility, her name, and inmate number.


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