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free Aaron Hernandez by rhhsjdkhas - Fri, 09 Oct 2015 15:46:11 EST ID:RtxbCEhz No.44694 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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let the man play


Was too trusting of a criminal and now I got burned by Fuck Gackleforth - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 19:30:40 EST ID:Y5DhaUYe No.44686 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey, guys. I really, really fucked up.

I live in Suffolk County, New York. I had a friend, let's call him M. I've known him since High School. He had always been there to help me out with shit, whether it was financially or helping me move my shit to a different apartment, or giving me a ride . . etc etc. Just overall good friend stuff.

About four months ago, I trusted him too much. I gave him my SSN because he didn't have enough money to buy an engagement ring (he had gotten himself into a real bad auto wreck. I saw damage first hand so it wasn't a lie) and he had to pay for the repairs because he wasn't an insured driver (he lost control of the car he was borrowing from his brother because HIS car was fucked up). Whatever, I was drinking at the time he had asked me, so for the ring, although it sounded strange to me, I gave him my SSN.

Please, I know how fucking retarded it was, I know I'm a goddamn idiot for trusting somebody I thought I considered an older brother because we've been friends for years. I'm at my wit's end. I feel like such a fucking fool for this, I want to jump off a goddamn bridge. I know it'll probably be difficult to refrain from doing it, but please, don't go on about how stupid I am because I'm 100% aware of it already.

So, he buys two rings, not one. I had no idea (at the time) that a line of credit would be opened, I thought it was like a co-signer kind of thing. I don't know much about credit at all because I pay for everything out of pocket — my car bills, my student tuition, so on and so forth. I abhor the idea of loans/credit. Not only that, but about two weeks later, he buys about FOUR FUCKING other rings. Wait, there's more: about two weeks after the time that I had given him my SSN, somebody starts opening a bunch of lines of credit from various credit companies and banks under my name.

Other than Kay Jeweler's, everything is closed out. The only thing I have to worry about is Kay Jeweler's. But they don't want to work with me. The fraud department doesn't believe that I didn't buy the other rings because I signed for the first two (I thought he had bought one, and signed for the package because it was delivered to my house. Didn't open it because I trusted him. Once again, my fault.), and their piss-poor records show that my name is "associated" with M's address. They tell me that the police has to continue with this investigation.

Fine. I go to the police station, and they tell me I need to go to a civil court because I had initially given him my SSN. The desk officer not only told me that I'm committing fraud myself because he says "from the views of the police department" I gave him authority to open up EVERY line of credit and that I'd close it so I don't have to pay, but they aren't going to investigate the 3+ non-Kay Jeweler's accounts opened because they think I'm conspiring with M.

Now, here's the thing: I have written proof, a facebook chatlog, that he didn't tell me a line of credit was going to be opened up. I also have, in that same chat log, him admitting that he bought more rings without my authorization.
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Jenny Gingerpotch - Sun, 04 Oct 2015 06:11:23 EST ID:Wcwtde1m No.44688 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wire fraud
theft by deception
breach of trust
Those are all very real crimes. Very real crimes that M has committed against you. Your police department is a bunch of assholes, or you just didn't explain properly to them. You're going to have to get a lawyer.
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George Chunkinway - Sun, 04 Oct 2015 09:27:34 EST ID:5ZvIiH55 No.44689 Ignore Report Quick Reply
call one of those credit card companies that lock down your credit, ya know the places that yo u get sent when a comapny gets hacked.


Thinking about going to law school by Basil Pagglefot - Sun, 27 Sep 2015 08:35:27 EST ID:DTRF8mUI No.44670 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I grew up in a really small conservative town.

My entire life, they have been trying to change this racist school mascot. When I was in highschool, there was 1 native american student. He got fucked with so hard that he filed a lawsuit against the school (obviously with the help of many lawyers and different groups)

Also, there was a girl who got raped by a football player in my town, and there was over 500 people on a facebook group that were in support of him, with people calling the girl a filthy whore and shit.

In my state theres been a complete conservative takeover of politics and its completely destroying our state. Money is being taken away from the education system left and right. There is a very clear war on the average working class person and the media spins nothing but hateful ass bias that just creates social issues and segregation.

I am completely ashamed of where I'm from and I'm completely ashamed how everyone here is just a drunk ass slob who listens to whatever they hear in the media. People my age are against themselves demanding equal rights in the workplace. Its really sick and sad and I see us going nowhere fast.

So I've been thinking about going to law school. I see all of this shit and it makes me think that one day I could be a positive change in tearing all of this shit down and cleaning up my old neighborhood and the surrounding communities, which are all torn apart by racism and division which is very obviously purposely created by lawmakers and politicians as a profit system. Sometimes I picture myself with a high profile career.

I know almost nothing about law though. I was in debate in highschool but thats obviously nothing near anything I would be dealing with. I have no credits in school. I've basically just been partying for the past 5 years and have started to rebuild my life over the past couple years.

I understand that law school is very expensive and very difficult, and I want to make sure this is something I'm going to actually dedicate my life to. If I did this I would like to be very serious about this and have a high profile career.
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Jack Fobbleman - Sun, 27 Sep 2015 17:04:14 EST ID:JgrhRLWY No.44672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Public interest jobs like the ones you're describing are pretty much limited to graduates of the very best law schools and they don't pay super well.

If you want to do this you better have a near perfect undergrad gpa, can get a nearly perfect lsat score and a background of doing exceptional things in public interest. Because you need to go to Harvard or Yale and on a huge scholarship.

The problem is most people go to school thinking that they can go to a shitty school and being a special snowflake will be enough, and it's not.

Or you can actually go to Harvard or Yale for free, but end up working for a faceless mega firm anyways because it's hard to turn down that money.

I would probably suggest not going if I was in your shoes, you're idealistic and this is a career field for pessimists.
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David Blommlebury - Wed, 30 Sep 2015 02:11:20 EST ID:G50fuEF+ No.44675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>Public interest jobs like the ones you're describing are pretty much limited to graduates of the very best law schools and they don't pay super well.

The fuck are you talking about? Basil could certainly "be a positive change in tearing all of this shit down and cleaning up my old neighborhood" as a public defender or state prosecutor. M. Pagglefot doesn't have to be Mr. Skadden Fellow working for the SPLC to do that. And while (s)he wont get a yacht doing that kind of work, it doesn't exactly sound like the brother is on the straight shot to career success doin what they're doin now.

Kid -- just go back to undergrad, major in a field you have some talent in, and get the best fucking grades you possibly can. You can figure out the rest along the way, but that's where to start. Get your shit in order before you launch yourself on something like this.

If you want to find out about the field, consider trying to arrange some informational interviews -- i.e., just meet for fucking coffee or a beer -- with some actual attorneys. Shake your social network and a few will fall out. Given your interests, maybe reach out to public defenders and state prosecutors and just talk to them about what they do for a living, see if it interests you, and take it from there.
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Fuck Gackleforth - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 19:42:48 EST ID:Y5DhaUYe No.44687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44670

Funny, I'm a strong "social Conservative", label myself a traditionalist . . .

. . . yet every single time I've ever been in the South for more than two weeks I wanted to fucking kill myself.

I'm sorry you have to deal with this shit, OP. When I moved to Europe, I saw what Conservatism/Traditionalism REALLY was.

Go for it, my dude. I just want to say one thing, though . . .

>which are all torn apart by racism and division which is very obviously purposely created by lawmakers and politicians as a profit system.

People do this to themselves. Trust me, no politricks is required whatsoever.

Do what Blommlebury (lol) says. Undergrad, get damn near a 4.0, eat, sleep, breath law, and MAYBE you'll have your high profile career after being in the field for 10+ years . . . if you don't burn yourself out by then.
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Odd Job by Hedda Codgeville - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 20:55:51 EST ID:GjL6YZIr No.44680 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was looking for some side work to make some quick cash on a classified ad site. I made an ad saying I'd do almost anything if you paid me well enough. I got a call from this one guy and he wants me to stand on his head and smash one of his testicles for $1000. I am going to prepare a waiver he will have to sign saying this was all done by his choice and that I am no way responsible or liable for anything that will happen. Is there anyway I can get in legal trouble for providing this service to him?
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Fanny Pupperspear - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 03:22:31 EST ID:DQoKVeDG No.44682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It would depend on local laws, but that would be considered grievous bodily harm and that's often considered a crime with or without consent.
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Hamilton Grimspear - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 08:58:10 EST ID:JivSdCY6 No.44683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44680
Giving someone permission to harm you does not exempt them from assault charges. Imagine the beginning of a bar room fight where one idiot taunts the other with, "Come on, hit me! First punch is free!" Are the police going to show up and say, "Oh, wait. You gave him permission to hit you? Sorry, nothing we do here."

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-debate/the-ghomeshi-question-the-law-and-consent/article21315629/

>>But, when it comes to BDSM – or at least its more intense versions – the law doesn’t actually care about consent. The Supreme Court has said that a person cannot consent to an assault that causes bodily harm. While the cases have typically arisen in the context of bar room brawls or hockey violence, other courts have applied the same reasoning to the sexual context. So, if a sexual activity causes bodily harm, a person cannot consent to it.
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Cedric Wunkinmore - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 10:02:30 EST ID:WR6tSski No.44684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Are the police going to show up and say, "Oh, wait. You gave him permission to hit you? Sorry, nothing we do here."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_combat
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Esther Fummleforth - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 15:01:14 EST ID:04wOWr1G No.44685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
attempted murder is an harm on the body upwards to the head and neck, if you cause injury to his head and he reports it....you get charged with attempted murder


ex-roommate probably stole my car, help by Albert Pittridge - Thu, 27 Aug 2015 02:35:26 EST ID:rVyoVWMi No.44562 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A drug addict moved in with me a month ago. I moved out a week ago after finding needles and heroin in my bathroom and having sketchy people coming to the apartment all hours of the day. Couldn't get out of lease so I had to move to the apartment one floor up and directly opposite meth head. My best friend and I moved my essential stuff out quietly and quickly and then gave meth head a noncompliance notice. Meth head lost his shit and threatened to assault me.

Fast forward a few days.

I had left some bits and pieces in my old room in the rush to get out and move quickly. Was planning to come back for the junk once I felt safe enough to return or had some other people to help me. I did not realize I had left my spare key for my car in the room (I literally forgot it existed until today).
The other day I saw they had their door open and they were fucking with some things I had left in my room. That was weird.

Today I got back from class, parked my car next to my best friends car (old Chevy Malibu with two missing windows) and went to my new apartment for a couple hours. Came back out to head off to my next class but my car was gone. Looked all over the small parking lot and then checked all other possible parking spots around my complex. Poof, gone. No broken glass anywhere, no other cars disturbed, and nothing was taken from my friends malibu.
I called the police.
They took two hours to arrive. Cop guy told me they were keeping an eye out for my car and it had been added to the international database.. but that was all. Meth head and his crack whore girlfriend left shortly before the police came (crack whore heard me talking to the police in the parking lot) and so the cop told me he couldnt talk to the meth head. He also told me to ask the meth head if he had my key.

Then the cop left.

I've been dealing with progressive clinical depression for years and my recent good moods were really precariously balanced. This shit set me off. I've been losing my shit in every different emotional extreme, it's been weird. I told the meth head's uncle (facebook friend) that he probably stole my car. Uncle told niece, niece told meth head that my car was stolen. Meth head called me 3 times (after not speaking to me since I moved out) and told me he was surprised and that it was a bummer my car was gone.
I later confronted the meth head about the spare keys in a fit of rage and he told me that he just trashed everything in my old room and left my stuff in the dumpster.. and also he never saw a key.
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Fuck Snodwell - Sun, 20 Sep 2015 19:58:35 EST ID:04wOWr1G No.44654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
its either the junky or the meth head.

it's probably the junky in my book. i've done meth before i never stole anything from anyone
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Esther Hindleshit - Tue, 29 Sep 2015 13:05:36 EST ID:5h9JqKIN No.44673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44651

They are cucking your shit up.
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Betsy Buzzlegold - Thu, 01 Oct 2015 19:35:49 EST ID:iI5vaXrz No.44678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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UPDATE UPDATE
Police found my car. Somebody was driving it at like 2 in the morning. Didn't even leave the city. Keys were in the car. No other details so far but the car is with the insurance company right now so they can inspect it.
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Phyllis Driffingpet - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 03:14:37 EST ID:eB40hfXG No.44679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44678
Was looking forward to see this. Glad it was somewhat nearby.

Hope things work well. Some folks just lost direction and mess
with others simple lives.
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Walter Shittingville - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 02:25:44 EST ID:FyPcY6k3 No.44681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>44678
noice


Legality of shota and loli around the world by Albert Pockman - Thu, 01 Oct 2015 17:42:14 EST ID:+yXPjztI No.44676 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How come there is zero to nothing to be found about this when it comes to the majority of nations?
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Priscilla Mullerridge - Thu, 01 Oct 2015 19:30:56 EST ID:d/bejxTg No.44677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


special needs trust by Phyllis Nugglehood - Fri, 25 Sep 2015 21:14:07 EST ID:XKnmv749 No.44667 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i have a special needs trust. my mom is the payee. she claims she cannot give me any cash to buy stuff, she has to purchase everything for me. is this true? the trust wording isnt that specific.
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Nicholas Fendlebire - Sat, 26 Sep 2015 19:39:46 EST ID:aph1gKCx No.44668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you have SSI? Then you can't touch the money without complications.
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Polly Nicklebanks - Sun, 27 Sep 2015 00:58:04 EST ID:OptPdmdA No.44669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44668
ssdi adult child, money is life insurance from father


Screenshots and copyright by Sophie Greenworth - Thu, 24 Sep 2015 12:57:32 EST ID:PqCrm9K3 No.44659 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Quick question here, sorry if it's an obvious one, but I still need to know.
Basically - is making screenshots of facebook and twitter posts and posting them (completely unaltered, except for cropping them only to their content to save on space) on facebook in breach of copyright law? The posts in question are publicly available, not set to private, friends only or anything, so it's something everyone can see; they are being posted with all the personal info (name of the person who posted them) they originally came with. They are also referenced with a link to the original content, where possible.

From what I understand, the terms of service of both FB and Twitter allow sharing public content with no restraints (at least, none that would be relevant to this case). My questions, then, are the following:
Does this apply only to sharing within the site using the inbuilt features, and or does it also apply to cross-sharing between various sites that otherwise allow sharing?
If it does, does it apply to screenshots, or only pasted links to relevant content?
If a person in question has taken down the content (deleted it from their account, or deleted their account altogether), does this mean the content cannot be shared anymore?
And lastly, assuming everything above is a greenlight, can a person who posted public content, thus agreeing to the terms of service, including those related to sharing, ask to take down their shared content from someone else's account and/or threaten legal action?

Thanks in advance.
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Jarvis Bunshaw - Thu, 24 Sep 2015 16:26:05 EST ID:Bu5U63RA No.44662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>can a person who posted public content... threaten legal action

Anybody can threaten legal action over anything. What matters is their likelihood of success. If they're threatening to sue over control of posts they made to a site like FB where the EULA, while longwinded, clearly states that FB has ownership of all content and they agreed to those terms when they created their account, then that person has a tough climb ahead of them.

As for the rest of your post, I don't know.
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Hamilton Feckletodge - Thu, 24 Sep 2015 19:02:19 EST ID:U3ByfnXT No.44663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Basically - is making screenshots of facebook and twitter posts and posting them (completely unaltered, except for cropping them only to their content to save on space) on facebook in breach of copyright law?

If the content is copyrightable, yes. Which outside of pictures, most social media bullshit is probably not.
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Hugh Drunnerford - Fri, 25 Sep 2015 03:18:04 EST ID:PqCrm9K3 No.44666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44662
> What matters is their likelihood of success.
Yeah, that's what I meant. I just made a mental shortcut of sorts.

>>44663
>If the content is copyrightable, yes. Which outside of pictures, most social media bullshit is probably not.
All right.


what da fug by Fuck Drivingwell - Wed, 23 Sep 2015 21:01:27 EST ID:04wOWr1G No.44657 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so i go to court and they told me they want me the sign a medical release form because they want to check my medical records and see i am not on any prescription meds.

sad news is i do take meds.

if i sign it how the fuck would they know what doctors i've been to?
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Hamilton Feckletodge - Thu, 24 Sep 2015 06:15:32 EST ID:U3ByfnXT No.44658 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Unless they already know, they'll expect you to disclose that information and swear to its accuracy. If you for whatever reason refuse to cooperate, there may be an investigation to find out depending on why you're in court.
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Sidney Commerdale - Fri, 25 Sep 2015 03:01:42 EST ID:eB40hfXG No.44664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44657
Do not sign.
Do not sign.

Let those who be make their case. They should fail. If they even remotely pursue it


Speeding Ticket in New York State by OP - Thu, 24 Sep 2015 16:10:18 EST ID:oPbIdi8z No.44660 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys. I was moving to upstate NY, and I received a speeding ticket on the interstate for being 18 miles over the posted speed limit of 65 mph. On the ticket, I noticed that the police officer incorrectly put on the ticket that my car is "Grey" instead of "Gold". I've never had a ticket before, and the place I got it is 4 hours away from where I've moved. Sorry if it's been asked before or seems a little rushed. I was up all night reading about NY traffic court.

What i'm wondering is can that error be used to get the ticket dismissed, and how many of you have experienced traffic court before? I'm really worried about my car insurance going up as I'm a broke college student. I've been driivng for 3 years with no issues until now, and I moved to an area where car insurance should become lower (if the ticket doesn't just fuck that up anyway). Thanks for your replies! My sister had a question about divorcing her asshole husband a few years back, and you guys really helped her out. Any advice is very much appreciated.

Had to dump my ganja to make the move (going through PA where drug laws are really harsh). 2 ounces and now i'm back to nothing but my grinder. Ah such is life.
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Jarvis Bunshaw - Thu, 24 Sep 2015 16:20:17 EST ID:Bu5U63RA No.44661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>What i'm wondering is can that error be used to get the ticket dismissed

Very unlikely. Courts will tolerate minor errors on traffic tickets. If something major was wrong, like your name or entire license plate #, then yeah you'd have a good shot at getting it tossed.

>> I'm really worried about my car insurance going up

Some insurance companies won't count your first ticket against you. You could call your company and ask, or look at your policy.


extradition on dui by Whitey Sibberhood - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 16:37:26 EST ID:QUaX7gp/ No.44621 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hey guys
i got a driving while drugged charge and possibly a possession charge in nevada.
I llive in virginia.
if i just ignore this and dont go to nevada til its past the statue of limitations, will i be okay?

Could i get pulled over and arrested/extradited in virginia on this?

thanks guys
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Thomas Willyham - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 19:25:58 EST ID:uLJPOHRz No.44624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44621
Also, yes they can extradite, but they probably won't. You're going to get your license suspended and it'll probably stay suspended till you deal with it though.
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Nell Snodwell - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 04:33:27 EST ID:eB40hfXG No.44628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44624
Yea, DUI applies nationwide. The DMV and the courts are separate. Sentencing for DUI
One must comply in the criminal sense. Regardless, If you want your license back
You would have to do (in the short term) whatever obligations what was with the original charge, then go through 'classes' to be able to reinstate to drive legally.

In short it could be 'possible' to move all this to where you currently live.
Could have an attorney to help do this in Nevada. As in no appearance
required.
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Caroline Doffingwater - Sun, 13 Sep 2015 23:46:03 EST ID:QUaX7gp/ No.44641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>44624
>>44628

Thanks yall. I'm sending in the forms tomorrow to get the accident report / charges, they wouldnt tell me what they were over the phone.

I'll probably just plea to as low as i can and try to get everything moved to my home state.

Any other advice in general... Nevada DUI, drugs, possession law?
ty
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Basil Nuppermad - Thu, 17 Sep 2015 17:26:28 EST ID:eB40hfXG No.44649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44621

Understand, the DMV is separate from criminal court.

You cannot legally drive in your state.
Until you fulfill what the criminal court wanted one to do.

So in short, you will not be extradited unless if serious offense.

It could be possible. Not even remotely likely.

In short, You are not legally valid to drive.

So, contact the city/county clerk of where you were pulled over,
try to transfer the case to where you live. It sucks. Do your
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Edwin Sedgefidge - Sun, 20 Sep 2015 20:02:48 EST ID:04wOWr1G No.44655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>44621
>> got a driving while drugged charge and possibly a possession charge in nevada.

you're probably going to get an narcotics anonymous program rehab that you must attend. i doubt they'll put you in prison for some stupid ass dui charge


A missed called from the popo by Hedda Pezzlechane - Wed, 01 Apr 2015 22:54:33 EST ID:KOGfW/0V No.44082 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Today I just got a missed called from my local police station. I called the number back and the receptionist basically told me to fuck off and wait til I get another call.

This has ruined my whole day, I've been a nervous wreck, I can't stop thinking about what the phone call might have been about. Maybe it was just a wrong number, or maybe I'm being charged with god only knows. I haven't even done anything that might but me in trouble with the law.

I'm scarred shitless and I can't stop worrying about what they want. I can't sleep. I can't even play video games, all I can do is worry.

Why haven't they even bothered to call back? I can't stand the uncertainty.

How worried should I be? Do I need to contact a lawyer?
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Matilda Hangerfield - Thu, 09 Apr 2015 13:17:59 EST ID:d3uJTtCY No.44115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I first skimmed the /law/ section I swear it said "missed call from the pope"

like damn nigga what makes you so important that the pope would call you?
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Matilda Hangerfield - Thu, 09 Apr 2015 13:23:04 EST ID:d3uJTtCY No.44116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And the only obvious solution is to call them back and threaten their lives for information. Not a lot of people know this but it's not against the law to tell a cop you're going to murder him and his family if they don't give you certain information. It's actually in the constitution as a basic citizen right. If they overreact and send squad cars to your residence, it's not against the law to claim your property as an independent town with your own rights and laws.

The only problem I see in this plan is I have absolutely no idea what im talking about and im actually a full grown bear that just broke into some farmers house to steal honey and noticed he left his computer on lol
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Nigger Fovinglidge - Fri, 10 Apr 2015 21:07:03 EST ID:Rq2YJW33 No.44121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If they had a warrant out for your arrest or found you in suspicion of any crime they would be at your door. They don't call criminals.
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Henry Ponnersudge - Sat, 19 Sep 2015 19:22:39 EST ID:Do25c3L4 No.44652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bumping this ancient thread to assert that it should be in /lit/ because OP seems to think he's in a Kafka story
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Clara Fupperham - Sun, 27 Sep 2015 14:45:22 EST ID:u+vxZ19u No.44671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>44082
>Thread Date: Apr 01, 2015
>got a call from "local police station" aka one of your friends fucking with you with a number changing prank call app
>lazy fatfuck receptionist thinks you're a retard and dismisses you because she's lazy as shit and doesn't wanna deal with an idiot worrying about something dumb and benign
>you trip balls over it because you're being trolled extremely hard and can't see the forest for the trees
>not realizing what day this was on

literally top fucking kek

APRIL FOOLS, RETARD

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