>>39031

> I know I'm on the SPLC's 'hate list', could this get me banned?

Da fuq?

You David Duke or some shit?

>>39031
It took me six years to be summoned, too. It's a random-chancething.

>>39031
It took me six years to be summoned, too. It's a random-chancething.

>>39034
Oh, then this is a Grand Wizard thread?

>>39052
>>39053

>it took me six years to be summoned
>Grand Wizard

>>39047
Get a lawyer.

Also, did they just send you a summons randomly or did they actually find anything?

>>39038
Think of the children, will somebody please thing of the children!

I was going to post my thoughts about the ulterior motives of the parties involved but I might as well do it now...it could be:
A) an attempt by the Democrats to secure the 18-21 vote
B) an attempt by the House Criminal Jurisprudence Committee to call attention to how the bill will affect the youth

That's all I can come up with. I think its interesting that it doesn't say "under 18" so that NOBODY within the age range would be able to vote, but I know plenty of people under 21 who could get their ass up and vote...maybe. I might wanna vote too, but...its just SO MANY QUESTIONS

>Unfortunately, the bill was amended to apply only to people under the age of 21, a likely compromise to keep the bill going.

well, another reason to never grow up.

Texas...law will not pass.

Damn OP you're making me think about our new area code we're about to get, 346. Those are some ugly numbers. nb

Yeah she can't evict you without a 30 day notice, I know in some cases if you're obviously breaking something in the lease, they can give you a 3 day notice to evict you, but that's not the case here. If they lock the doors on you, throw your shit out, and are threatening you, I think you can call the cops on them to let you in, if your belongings are damaged you can definitely sue them for damages, and also I think you can take them to court or call the cops if they do threaten you.

They don't have to take you to court to evict you though, just write up a 30 day notice, get it notarized. There's some rules about how it has to be delivered, but if they give you a 30 day notice, and they can prove you got it, then you have 30 days to leave.

hand her 30 bucks an get a receipt with her signature, presto you went from a squatter to a tenant and get all the benefits of the law,

what you should look into is squatters rights. they vary from place to place but in essence if you did anything to help around the house you made a contribution to living there and thus paid something. this can get really freaking messy as a land owner.

lastly, id threaten her with slander if you really arent a herion addicit, especially if she posts that shit on her fb wall.

id start taking pictures of your stuff to prove what you have and what is and isnt broken.

>>39016
OP isn't squatting. I think he's technically leasing, since he's given her money (in a nontraditional way), but since she's using it as a "how much I "owe" her" argument, that'd be close enough to paying rent as you're going to get in a situation like this. If you do chores or anything the parents consider to be earning tenancy, that'd help too.

I don't pay, but I didn't think mentioning anything else helped my situation. I mow the lawn. I load and unload their dish washer (never found soap to turn it on, dunno who does that). Her dad has had a stroke and I make him food, change the TV channel, etc. when no one is home. I buy my own food and have a separate part of the pantry for it. I mean we share milk and butter and ice but that's it.
The closest I do to pay is I buy gift certificates to the grocery store and give them to her mom, since in the past we both have come home with gallons of milk, bags of sugar, etc. I decided to leave the shopping up to one person. These are like twenty dollar gift certificates, so I don't think they count.
And I am a heroin addict, but I don't bring it into their house or let them see me do it. Why do you think I gave their daughter money in the first place? Someone in the line of people who does the deal fucks up; (I don't know who, it's not her, since she lies around and does nothing when we get it) and she disappears for two days with the money. She will do stupid shit, like see designer jeans that she wasn't shopping for and buy three pairs.
She, on the other hand, does nothing around the house and lets her own dad sit in his own shit for hours if I'm not there.
They mostly want me out because when she gets mad (at me, doesn't matter) she throws my shit around and screams, and her parents want it to stop. They should have figured out how to handle this better when she was doing the same shit as a toddler... Of course they defend their own daughter over me though, I wouldn't expect them not to.

>>39030
from the sounds of it you'd fall into squaters. if shes doing dope as well, then when she goes and talks to her parents be like fine you vindictive little bitch, why dont we both pee in a cup or are you to scared you'll end up dirty like me considering you bought it for me.

and i would look into squtting. its not just homeless people living in abandon houses, it applies to land lords who dont charge rent in return for services.

Looks like we're both too lazy to google Ontario's age of consent laws.

2L here. gunning for BIGFED after graduation

Depends on where you. I live in Virginia and when I got caught jacking a 40 oz (valued at 3 dollars) I pulled 5 days in jail. You'll probably just get probation and community service and maybe some shoplifting classes though because I've heard my county is unusually strict on any kind of larceny, and will give you jail every time.

>>38863

a 40 is alcohol bro, how old were you? if you're fiending to get drunk that bad just grab 2 and leave a ten on the counter and dip out, what the fuck is the clerk going to do? Im in VA too, no rap though.

>>38888
I'm 20 and I got an underage possession too. I got 50 hrs of community service for that though. I've been told that the judge I had gives 5 days to anybody found stealing. And I would have just gotten a friend to get me booze but I was broke.

I you can get a folder with your achievements, what you do etc. Make it look like you are ready. Talk to the DA beforehand, (district attorney) and seek some sort of deferred sentence agreement. That would drop this from your record. Some DAs respect people who interact with them and the court system.

Instead of the same old, prosecute, sentencing machine, where the defendant just accepts whatever is given to them.

Request to talk with DA if they don't already do that before hand.
By doing so and having your folder and all, your are acknowledging and respecting the DAs position and the courts decesions.

My opinion.

>>38888

>what the fuck is the clerk going to do?

Well they will probably go call the cops and report that you just stole alcohol. Just because you throw money at someone doesn't mean they consented to the sale. It would be illegal, and they could lose their liquor license, among some charges.
So I would suggest keeping your money for the fine, in case you get caught.
I see this happen all the fucking time after 1:30 a.m., my state's "last call". Drunk dude thinks he is smart on a beer run, leaving money like the clerk is just gonna put it in the drawer and incriminate himself on camera or something, for no profit to himself.

>>38911
alot of dui cases of circumstantial. if yo smack a tree drunk its alot differnt then taking a leak on the side of the road like i did. plea not guilty get a lawyer. im assuimg your laws are like our so id epexct this to be more of a pain the ass then anything.

Well i got ahold of lawyer hea asking 3500$ for my case which isnt bad considering i might get off scott clean. What does /law/ figure i'd get if i just took the charge? A month o lisence suspension? A year? I just got pulled over going to town its not like i rolled though im atill on my probationary lisence which is 3 years until havi g a full .

>>39008
3500 is about what i paid for my dui in total so you do the math. then again i took a leak on the side of the road and blew a .09. id shop around for lawyers but take what they say with a grain of salt.

>>39003
Considering you made an entire post dedicated to OP's spelling, it would be reasonable to assume that you would care. Guess not.

>>39004
I did then. Now, not so much. Especially after that story about how he was a whiny bitch.

>>39003

I am gunna do somthing outside of my normal manner

You where alwase smarter then every one else
But you where more timmed
You played by the rules
You excepted your failures as yours
You never stood up for youself

You are smarter the your boss
but he is more agressive.
He has the same atatude as the people who you carried
When he fucks up it is your fault
You dont stand up for yourself

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Take it to the Dean.

>>39009

If have meeting with her friday. Grades are due thur.

>>38912
Depends on the state.

Some states, NY is one IIRC, you can (or could) simply take the bar exam and if you passed, you were a lawyer. Most states require a degree from an ACCREDITED school of law. Is this school accredited in a way they would accept?

Also, US is full of lawyers. Enjoy flipping burgers.

Yes, depends on the state and their bar.

International law is a bunch of crap. A firm would never send an associate over seas, only seasoned partners. Its an unless specialization.

Also you'll be learning civil law.

>>38915

Jokes on you, my uncle is a lawyer! Yay nepotism!

Well, upon further examination there is a new problem: I'm not sure if the school even teaches the law program in English. Might be completely in Japanese, and my speaking level is nowhere near high enough for college courses.

nb

>>38928

>Jokes on you, my uncle is a lawyer! Yay nepotism!

Guys! I found what is wrong with America!

>>38928
It doesn't matter if Uncle Barry is your uncle, if you can't sit for the bar you can't get a job as an attorney.

No state will let you sit with an LLB or foreign JD, you HAVE to get an LLM here at the very least to sit for any BAR exam. WIth the LLM you can sit for I believe only NY, CA, and MA, so I hope your uncle works in one of those states.

If you do get your LLM and you sit for the MA bar you'll most likely fail the first time, if you sit for the NY or CA bar you definitely will fail. If you sit for the CA bar you'll probably never pass it. Just statistically speaking that's how it pans out.

Also a lot can change in the 4+ years from now it'll take you to actually get ready to sit for the BAR, your uncle may not be able to give you that job then.

In which case you're absolutely fucked, because not even SHITLAW doc review mills give work to people who get their legal education outside the United States.

So, no. Don't be a fucking retard. If you want to be a lawyer in the United States, go to an ABA school in the United States. If you want to do better than being not retarded and actually be smart about it, you better kill the LSAT and go with money to a T14 school.

Oh shit, this is a 90's hacker movie and the cops are framing you as a phreak; you need to hack the Gibson. HACK THE PLANET!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWF3IDk9Gek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXSueu_O79E

great, simple inquiry, impossible.The game , drop out

>>38957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opSuAyyDJlM

>>38929
I had the option to take drug or alcohol tests, I opted for alcohol tests. Make yourself sound sincere about your future, and be surprised, if transferred to another PO and make a fairly nice impression may not do tests, explain whatever was wrong but that you don't plan on using drugs and have no desire to. That it is somewhat invasive to setting and achieving your future goals. Have some goals planned though.

POs can be pretty responsive if you openly communicate with them.

But anyway, try to keep cool on the drinking, it can be tough but being depressed is not fun, being depressed hungover and dependent on alcohol is likely much worse.

>>38936

nice, thanks man, they test for me everything. My PO is a bitch, she dresses in disguises and goes to bars to find her clients drinking, I got breathalyzed 4 times cause they smelt alcohol on my breath but it was just a energy drink.

ANYWAY new question

Me and my ex adopted a dog, im on the papers, she has been saying since the 23rd thats she gunna be picking her up. Is there any legal way I can keep my dog? Right now I love her more than my ex. She paid for the dog but, we were both on a joint account. anyway I can keep her? even if I had to give her away, id rather that than my ex have her on the reservation

>>38959

pic rleated, my hound dog bailey

>>38959
Joint account, meaning financial? If adopted with papers in a joint manner, I would say legal would say she has more rights. We all get attached and love out pets.


cat stalking cat toy,

>>38959
I had a po that said she heard I sold lsd or did it or some stuff. She said she (they) could have a spinal tap done.
To show use.

I smiled and said impossible.

I said, who told you this, (not a question, but a statement.) No response but kind of a smile.

I said a name, said, riiiight?

A friendly smile,,,, then Business as usual.
-
I never held it against the kid or her for the lapse in judgement. He was alright.

II joked with the po about him for a moment, asked how he was doing. haha

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