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Kirtaner & Spardot's 420chan Wedding

To all guests, live viewers, and our Internet family, THANK YOU.
VODs will be edited soon, we are all so tired.
Wedding Gifts
Tao Lin Trip by Henry Fabbertudge - Sat, 18 Aug 2018 00:28:47 EST ID:vANo5LJY No.70269 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone have a pdf?
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Betsy Hesslefork - Sat, 18 Aug 2018 00:48:56 EST ID:4vZzZP5I No.70270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://douploads.com/9zxmy2naka78
I'm sure you can convert it


Write something one word at a time V.2 by Archie Manderworth - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 04:59:35 EST ID:kB9vcdQ8 No.69747 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Since our last thread was so RUDELY interrupted, I hearby start a new thread in the same vein.

1) one word per post, punctuation, whatever
2) no spunky meddlin'

I shall begin:

Orbital
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Nigel Hoshcocke - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 23:43:31 EST ID:0jgHCyVM No.70255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70251
It's conversational. " A fart erupted, my nigga". Also the thread was dying and I wanted to give it some flavor.

ANYWAY

>causing
hemorrhoids
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Frederick Puvingstone - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 20:07:04 EST ID:P6n/+9ei No.70257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70255

just because this ancient thread moves at a geological pace doesn't mean it's dead.

>hemorrhoids

which
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Nigel Sullerson - Sat, 11 Aug 2018 20:06:22 EST ID:4t3wWEOl No.70261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70257
Don't you mean glacial pace?

>which
combust
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Fanny Turveystone - Tue, 14 Aug 2018 21:44:06 EST ID:AyT0r+yl No.70267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70261
>combust
Flammable
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Sophie Deddlelidge - Tue, 14 Aug 2018 23:26:55 EST ID:P6n/+9ei No.70268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70267

vapors


Can we get an OC poetry thread? by Frederick Snodridge - Thu, 10 Jan 2013 01:05:46 EST ID:tmVYcUte No.59689 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Haven't seen one in a while, let's get some OC poetry! Just wrote this right now,

Three kings and a jack, traveling down the road.
The road is it, it calls them all, with only time as their foe.
The curtain like clouds, blind them all.
Nothing's certain, nothing's forever

On they must go, on the they must go.
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Shit Pessletidge - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 20:12:02 EST ID:JbMBxovX No.70262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dear Diary,
Spanked AGAIN?!
He held me down and paddled til the cheeks bled
Sandy saw it all, she was there for our sleepover
do you suppose she told anyone?
Daddy said she wouldn't, that good girls never tell,
and that I was a good girl, wasn't I?
I can still see the tears in Sandy's eyes...
my own tears dried up long ago
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Shit Pessletidge - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 20:26:44 EST ID:JbMBxovX No.70263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
THE SPANKING, PART 2! EXCLUSIVE POINT OF VIEW FROM SANDY'S EYES!

it was one dish, her hand slipped, that's all, i swear
we even looked at the shattered pieces for a while,
Laura said that broken things are beautiful, too.
that's when he came, don't know from where,
but he was there and he was really mad,
shouting at Laura that she was a dumb bitch like her mom.
Her mom's dead, I wanted to say, you can't talk about dead people that way!
But Laura's dad grabbed her and started spanking her buns bare handed
as Laura screamed and was spanked so hard.
her screams, and then my screams, to STOP Mr. Johnson, please STOP
But he would NOT STOP,
and Laura was spanked for ten minutes until there was blood.
I'm not going to tell anyone what happened
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Shit Pessletidge - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 20:40:18 EST ID:JbMBxovX No.70264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
THE SPANKING, PART 3! as Laura's mom watches it all happen LIVE from HEAVEN

i watched mother's good china
slip between my clumsy child's hands
and break! near broke as my heart feels now.
my mother, rest her soul in SATAN'S FURNACE,
but her china was good if her heart wasn't up to GOD's standards.

i watched my Stan bend my daughter across the knee
and deliver god's judgment,
spank after spank after spank,
i watched with approval,
I felt the LORD behind me and felt his approval

from this day forth I will never deliver myself into Laura's dreams,
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Shit Wipperfield - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 23:31:27 EST ID:Y/0CgIiO No.70265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>70262
>>70263
>>70264
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Clara Challychare - Mon, 13 Aug 2018 14:22:57 EST ID:c9jvHZ8g No.70266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70264
Favorite part!


Words as a Weapon by Jack Billingham - Sun, 03 Jun 2018 04:34:30 EST ID:7Df882Aq No.70126 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm working on a novel that I hope will induce the reader's worldview to permanently darken. While still being an engaging, realistic and enjoyable read, of course. I don't much trust this whole 'grimdark' label and if I wanted shock I'd read fan fiction.

But I'm having a hard time figuring out how this process of fucking up people's psyches will work. I'm quite desensitized; things don't really get to me anymore and haven't for some time. Bradbury could really get me down, and the bits I've read of Camus gave me a taste of the void. I need that man in my life for sure.

So I'm trying to draw from more negative, caustic literature. I plan on purchasing a copy of Carl Panzram's autobiography, and I have already found inspiration in the lyrics of bands like Dystopia and Spitboy, they really explore this sense of outraged disgust that I think can really wear you out morally.

I'm looking for things that aren't just for shock value, or just violence porn. I need an emotional punch, something that'll make the reader feel hatred, that will bother them and encourage them to set aside their personal values. What is this factor x that can induce compassion fatigue in even the casual reader? How do I use fiction to make people more selfish and cruel in their habits and thinking?

Please share any relevant experience you have towards this line of thinking and perhaps recommend any literature you think fits this bill.
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Basil Bleddlewater - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 01:34:56 EST ID:NhTobTLJ No.70160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Make sure that everyone does in the end
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Basil Bleddlewater - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 01:35:39 EST ID:NhTobTLJ No.70161 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70160
*dies
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Eugene Barddale - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 18:20:51 EST ID:kEUQrb47 No.70163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70126
Check out Lautreamont, Mary Maclane, maybe Dostoevsky . As Charles said though, don't write from the top down. Let the reader experience absorbing and reflecting over your words. Forced dark tones will become cheesy and feel like something for angsty teen girls.
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Isabella Fandock - Mon, 06 Aug 2018 06:44:29 EST ID:dGuMtlr0 No.70258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you're still around...

Panzram - You're on the right track, that's an excellent start
Eric Harris's (Columbine shooter) writings
Christopher Browning - Ordinary Men
Iris Chang - The Rape of Nanking
Peter Williams - Unit 731
Dostoevsky - Crime and Punishment (also Notes from Underground would be good also)
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Samuel Drocklefoot - Mon, 06 Aug 2018 13:49:16 EST ID:wkdzb9wX No.70259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_End_of_the_Night


RED PILL READING LIST by Doris Debberhall - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 19:38:50 EST ID:fb7Anl99 No.70019 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm making a redpill reading list, as a joke. It's basically laughably ridiculous pieces that would dupe the pseudo-intellectuals infesting the chans. A mix of fedora, right wing rants, totalitarianism, religious and new age charlatans, and so on. I'm asking for contributions and suggestions.

Here it is so far:
Dr. Jordan B. Peterson, PhD - 12 Rules for Life
Stefan Molyneux, M.A. - Universally Preferable Behavior
InfoWars
Breitbart
Milo Yiannopoulos - Dangerous
Charles Murray - The Bell Curve
Mike Cernovich - Maga Mindset
Jonah Goldberg - Liberal Fascism
Ann Coulter - In Trump We Trust
Scott Lamb - The Faith of Donald Trump
President Donald J. Trump, B.S. - The Art of the Deal
Patrick J. Buchanan - The Death of the West
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Martin Wollerfan - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 16:03:50 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70224
Typical brainwashed liberal attitude. You wouldn't think that if you read all of these books and watched months of Stephan Molyneux and JBP videos on youtube.
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Emma Peffinggold - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 18:27:27 EST ID:pzzBCzyM No.70226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70225
You wouldn't think that if you read anything but this garbage. I mean, have you ever read a real book? Also, not the previous guy, but I'm against liberalism.
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Clara Pockville - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 23:48:54 EST ID:aEWcY1/v No.70227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70226
tbh i'd bet three bucks that the guy you are replying to was being sarcastic (not trolling, there's a difference)
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Emma Chollybury - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 07:48:00 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70228 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70226
Why would I brainwash myself by reading a single book that isn't from that list?
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Wesley Dabbercocke - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 14:57:53 EST ID:5on5UyE3 No.70256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>this whole thread
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks OP


Free books? by Eugene Nuddlefield - Thu, 31 May 2018 15:25:09 EST ID:wMdoZpuZ No.70121 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't know if there are much in the world, but I was thinking people might post links here for free books (as in physical, of paper, made of dead trees, etc.; for ebooks there are plenty of places). Most of these might be religious, but that comes with the territory. Still, I feel a lot of them are essential for anyone aiming to understand human beings.

http://www.cpsglobal.org/content/order-free-quran-2
>quran

http://www.budaedu.org/en/book/
>buddhist literature
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Wesley Blathergold - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 04:06:53 EST ID:wMdoZpuZ No.70123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Goodreads gives away copies of new books, but it's a sweepstake type thing and only for U.S. residents (or so I understood, the rules were a bit confusing).

https://www.goodreads.com/giveaway
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Augustus Dellytitch - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 23:53:06 EST ID:TcGMt4Md No.70252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like Little Libraries. You leave a book in place of an old one you read, also bookswaps are A1
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James Cabberpotch - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 23:55:29 EST ID:UxAu2w7L No.70253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
http://libgen.io/ has tons of fucking shit. if u cant find something under the category ud assume it to be under try searching for it under sci-tech, lots of stuff is erroneously under there
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Hamilton Chizzleman - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 07:53:04 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70254 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70253
Why do you care considering that you can't even finish reading a sentence?


Bump While Reading by Ebenezer Brookham - Fri, 04 Mar 2016 09:04:46 EST ID:bq5scg8g No.68199 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What are you guys reading right now?

Brandon Sanderson just released the third and final book of his Reckoners trilogy, and it was fantastic. Where are all the Sanderson fans in here? It was this board that told me to read his shit, and now that I do, nobody ever will talk about them with me lol

Now starting Altered Carbon. Netflix is making a show based on it, and I like reading books that have adaptions impending so I can compare them later.
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Reuben Blatherwater - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 14:52:56 EST ID:trBB+HZv No.70221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70219
Non-english speaking europe obv
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Walter Gallydock - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 07:55:48 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70221
"Poland's LotR" maybe?
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Ernest Sossleforth - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 13:08:51 EST ID:JbMBxovX No.70229 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Finished book one of the Powdermage Trilogy. The descriptive writing is okay, it's entertaining and fast paced, but there's something off about how smoothly everything goes in this story. Dramatic tension is always followed by a spontaneous plan which will go off without a hitch, the bad guys responding exactly as the main characters believe they will. All characters have someone around them who always knows something crucial at the right moment and speaks up or guides them to a solution within paragraphs of a problem rearing its head.

The story starts to feel like: Problem! ---> "Hmm, if we do this, the bad guys will do this, and we can do this!" ---> Pretty much unfolds as expected ---> Next problem! There's a formula you can start to sense. Everything starts to feel predictable, no one is in too great a danger, and little deus ex machinas sprout up every single time a character is in too much danger. A lot of idiocy moves the plot forward or keeps main characters alive against forces already established as being smarter, deadlier, and more experienced than they are.

Entertaining, but damn it left a lot to be desired. If I sound like a dislike the book, I'm more disappointed in the author for taking the easy ways out. He wants to write all the badass parts and leave the rest of the story to exposition conversations and time-jumps (i.e.: someone's on a mountain, next paragraph they're back in the city). Moving the plot forward and skipping over the "ordinary" parts that make a story complex.
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Jarvis Horringhane - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:38:39 EST ID:1434VkH2 No.70240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The Darkness That Comes Before, book 1 of the Prince Of Nothing trilogy. This muh fuckin shit.
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Shibbles - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 18:54:57 EST ID:gxm0NLi/ No.70250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fuck yeah
Almost finished with Walkaway by Cory Doctorow. It is fucking amazing. If you love William Gibson, you'll love this.


Modern religous interpretations by Ebenezer Divingnog - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 04:17:33 EST ID:4vZzZP5I No.70132 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm looking for stuff on modern interpretations of religions and how they intermingle and carry over into each other. How mythology morphs in such cases as pagan Saturnalia translating over to Christmas. Maybe even breaking stuff like investigative religious journalism. I've always been interested in the subject but have done no reading on it. Specifically interested in Christianity but anything interesting on any religion in any time period is cool.
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Augustus Blocklesturk - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:15:09 EST ID:P6n/+9ei No.70157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
joseph campbell
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Archie Hummerwell - Sun, 17 Jun 2018 21:17:21 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70157
is just a watered down version of frazer
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Fuck Nebbleway - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 07:14:25 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70158
that's not really true I was drunk sorry
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Caroline Pendershit - Fri, 22 Jun 2018 01:09:31 EST ID:P6n/+9ei No.70168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70162

its ok
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Alice Dangerstere - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 02:55:37 EST ID:V3ULOMpM No.70249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70157
Mircea Eliade is much superior.


Most Engaging History Books by Martha Samblecocke - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 14:06:11 EST ID:RQSkkkju No.70245 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'd like to learn more about history but my attention span isn't the greatest and I have trouble reading even fantasy novels, so I need something that's not too dry or hard to get through. I want a book that's a real page turner but will also educate me about historical events.

What are some history books you found highly engaging and easy to read? Any period in history is fine.
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Ernest Backledale - Sat, 28 Jul 2018 15:42:42 EST ID:4EERHP/g No.70246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fighting the Flying Circus, Eddie Rickenbacker. Personal memoirs of a WWI fighter pilot, back when plane guns weren't synced to the prop and ricochet'd towards the pilot and flying wrong could tear the fabric off your wings.
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Barnaby Smallwater - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 06:50:16 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
After >>70246 you could try Going Solo by Roald Dahl and some of Spike Milligan's war memoirs.


Just saw this story online by Hamilton Mecklestone - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 10:16:00 EST ID:VAeSMFt0 No.70242 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.woxpert.com/read_article.php?article_id=2018M14220182018164
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Shitting Menkinkuck - Tue, 24 Jul 2018 10:10:46 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No you didn't Mamerto you big fat liar.
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Shitting Menkinkuck - Tue, 24 Jul 2018 10:20:30 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I see you making spam threads on other boards too you fuck.


Books about Elephants by Rebecca Drollychire - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 16:17:49 EST ID:Flyk8sfl No.70234 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What kinds of books are out there on elephants? Elephant history, stories of people who worked with elephants, naturalists who stalked elephants in the wild, people who hunted elephants. I think “elephants” is an interesting subject that has a lot of depth.

>Post yer books about the lelephants
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Shit Grandway - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 17:32:22 EST ID:pzzBCzyM No.70235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>70234
I can only think of Babar. I used to read this stuff as a kid
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Molly Tootson - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 19:56:37 EST ID:UCXwSs9K No.70236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I like this book about working elephants in 20th century Burma


Can I put atropine eye drop s in my eyes eagerly by Walter Giffingfuck - Mon, 02 Jul 2018 20:36:06 EST ID:hKKAmGXs No.70202 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Safely*
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Hugh Siddlestit - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 18:47:28 EST ID:P6n/+9ei No.70209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i predict intense burning and redness. do it for our amusement and report back what happens


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