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Words dawg, fuckin words by Sophie Drummlesire - Wed, 02 Mar 2016 19:19:58 EST ID:QfrG9TGw No.68189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ITT: Things involving language that rustle your jimmies

So really anything from pic related to people who want to axe you a question, and so on
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Jack Honeystone - Wed, 02 Mar 2016 21:43:20 EST ID:dUeRZlzU No.68190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
People who write "of" in place of "have."
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Betsy Hinkinham - Fri, 04 Mar 2016 02:20:29 EST ID:7baJyOyq No.68197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>68190
What do you mean?
>It's a box of books
vs
>It's a box have books
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Hamilton Grimbanks - Fri, 04 Mar 2016 05:29:47 EST ID:pOuJEKrJ No.68198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>68197
I think what he means is people who say "should of" instead of "should've" which is short for "should have." like someone might say " I should of bought that today," which doesn't make sense.
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Ebenezer Brookham - Fri, 04 Mar 2016 09:06:23 EST ID:bq5scg8g No.68200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hate villains who monologue. I recently finished the first draft of a novel, and I made sure that nobody could accuse my villains of monologuing and giving the characters time to get their shit together. Any time the heroes slightly let their guard down, one of them died.
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Phineas Gellystatch - Fri, 04 Mar 2016 22:09:34 EST ID:EsbovFpp No.68202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>68198

exactly
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Shitting Chuzzleworth - Sat, 05 Mar 2016 07:57:25 EST ID:fj8JMWNv No.68204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>68198
He should of made that more clear.
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Archie Pammershaw - Wed, 09 Mar 2016 07:08:46 EST ID:4Qw2N0+9 No.68222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>through
>though
>rough
none rhyme. the inconsistency.
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Jarvis Greenfield - Fri, 25 Mar 2016 22:42:06 EST ID:hZzlkVwJ No.68257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>68222

though and rough have some similarity in them
at least thats when i say them in my head, it may just be me
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Archie Cherryworth - Sat, 26 Mar 2016 03:44:44 EST ID:b2Yv9WEn No.68258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>68222
english can be hard sometimes...
but one can learn it through thorough thought though
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Hamilton Durringdock - Sat, 26 Mar 2016 04:00:41 EST ID:a4OBxxpW No.68259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>68258
>through thorough thought though
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Doris Honeyhall - Sun, 27 Mar 2016 13:00:11 EST ID:ta4EK9n8 No.68260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Using "that" twice consecutively.

Over use of "did" outside of a question

Edit
Edited
Did you edit it?
I did, I edited it. Didedidedidedided
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Caroline Niggerville - Wed, 30 Mar 2016 11:25:48 EST ID:IpuWZJnh No.68261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
suddenly died.
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Fanny Duckwill - Sun, 10 Apr 2016 21:43:23 EST ID:3wgyagT9 No.68288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>in a big way

People don't actually say it in conversation; it's always some media announcer or article writer. I cringe whenever I hear it because it always sounds offensively simple and awkward.
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Fuck Bammerchine - Wed, 13 Apr 2016 20:45:00 EST ID:fxzTEF7c No.68299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"I mean really"
oh yeah, you mean what exactly?
"know what i mean?"
No, that's why you're still talking
"See what I'm sayin?"
No dammit, that's literally impossible
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The Fool !oj3475yHBQ - Sun, 24 Apr 2016 19:52:08 EST ID:FUcwYk7C No.68324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
stating "Now" before an explanation.

"now, it must be known that..." T_T

In my opinion It gives the impression that the author is pontificating upon their own thoughts, which does not belong in any professional work, unless of course it is a character in a story doing the pontificating.
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Priscilla Duckstock - Wed, 11 May 2016 06:17:26 EST ID:iozKYHwm No.68363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>68260
I can't believe that that would annoy you.
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Nigel Fomblefield - Wed, 11 May 2016 17:30:27 EST ID:ax2XRGhn No.68364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>68260
"Deadheaded Ed edited it"
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Rebecca Trotford - Thu, 12 May 2016 03:30:03 EST ID:KzcLRyDM No.68365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>The fact that ____.
And other stock phrases. You're sure to know them when you hear/read them.

>via
I can understand this being used in text, but not speech.
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Nicholas Duffingstot - Thu, 12 May 2016 19:43:48 EST ID:9Pkfrf/q No.68366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>68364
this is detracting from the original thread but here's some things from r.eddit:

Jenna confronts her friend, Jen about her plans to assassinate an Islamic dignitary. Jen, however, has a darker and more extensive agenda.
>Jenna sighed. "Jen, a Syed"?
>Jen, aside: "...Genocide"

If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a...
>forward four-word foreword for Word

and here's a link to the top ones:
https://www.circlejerk.com/r/WordAvalanches/top/?sort=top&t=all
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Matilda Ninkinbat - Fri, 20 May 2016 21:57:55 EST ID:42MUijYl No.68379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>68222

>Kansas
>Arkansas
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Matilda Ninkinbat - Fri, 20 May 2016 22:12:43 EST ID:42MUijYl No.68380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Now, I mean really, guys, you all should of double checked your posts. Were they edited? Did you edit it correctly? Though you may have been through some rough times in a big way when your dad suddenly died, so so some of your distractedness can be understandable.
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Walter Gubbertug - Sat, 21 May 2016 16:47:10 EST ID:EsGDU9cC No.68381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>68380
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Ernest Sobberfield - Thu, 02 Jun 2016 06:26:52 EST ID:4AaNsiKm No.68408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dislike hearing people say crick instead of creek and warsh instead of wash.
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Fanny Mimmerpat - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 16:06:53 EST ID:7baJyOyq No.69129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>68257
>thuff and ruff have some similarity in them
Guess how I found that you're a deaf-poster?
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Wesley Bommermuck - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 07:58:09 EST ID:kIFSvKUW No.69134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>68408
Or gar-rar-ge instead of garage. Where's that extra R coming from?

Anyway, my biggest linguistical pet peeve is when someone refers to a drawer as a draw. Example: "Please put your freshly laundered clothes in your draw." I also can't stand people who use is instead of are. Example: "Did you check to see if the clothes is dry?" Oddly enough, my MIL and SIL are guilty of doing both and I can't correct them because it's rude.

I also hated the phrase, "It is what it is". It's such a cop out phrase.
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Clara Blammlewater - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 17:03:29 EST ID:Ypce3m9I No.69136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My boss says "remember" as ree-nember

Fucking immigrants
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Molly Grimwater - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 04:53:34 EST ID:IM8K2asS No.69142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>69136
An Iranian friend of mine says business as busy-ness.

I love it, though.
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Wesley Didgewater - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 14:53:29 EST ID:XNw/VwKc No.69143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>69134
>"It is what it is".

That one annoys me too. They should say "it isn't what it's not" instead.
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Angus Bunman - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 09:12:17 EST ID:JK3oY1oG No.69157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When people say "can you borrow me x?"


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