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Words dawg, fuckin words by Sophie Drummlesire - Wed, 02 Mar 2016 19:19:58 EST ID:QfrG9TGw No.68189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ITT: Things involving language that rustle your jimmies

So really anything from pic related to people who want to axe you a question, and so on
Jack Honeystone - Wed, 02 Mar 2016 21:43:20 EST ID:dUeRZlzU No.68190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
People who write "of" in place of "have."
Betsy Hinkinham - Fri, 04 Mar 2016 02:20:29 EST ID:7baJyOyq No.68197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What do you mean?
>It's a box of books
>It's a box have books
Hamilton Grimbanks - Fri, 04 Mar 2016 05:29:47 EST ID:pOuJEKrJ No.68198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think what he means is people who say "should of" instead of "should've" which is short for "should have." like someone might say " I should of bought that today," which doesn't make sense.
Ebenezer Brookham - Fri, 04 Mar 2016 09:06:23 EST ID:bq5scg8g No.68200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hate villains who monologue. I recently finished the first draft of a novel, and I made sure that nobody could accuse my villains of monologuing and giving the characters time to get their shit together. Any time the heroes slightly let their guard down, one of them died.
Phineas Gellystatch - Fri, 04 Mar 2016 22:09:34 EST ID:EsbovFpp No.68202 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Shitting Chuzzleworth - Sat, 05 Mar 2016 07:57:25 EST ID:fj8JMWNv No.68204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He should of made that more clear.
Archie Pammershaw - Wed, 09 Mar 2016 07:08:46 EST ID:4Qw2N0+9 No.68222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
none rhyme. the inconsistency.
Jarvis Greenfield - Fri, 25 Mar 2016 22:42:06 EST ID:hZzlkVwJ No.68257 Ignore Report Quick Reply

though and rough have some similarity in them
at least thats when i say them in my head, it may just be me
Archie Cherryworth - Sat, 26 Mar 2016 03:44:44 EST ID:b2Yv9WEn No.68258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
english can be hard sometimes...
but one can learn it through thorough thought though
Hamilton Durringdock - Sat, 26 Mar 2016 04:00:41 EST ID:a4OBxxpW No.68259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>through thorough thought though
Doris Honeyhall - Sun, 27 Mar 2016 13:00:11 EST ID:ta4EK9n8 No.68260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Using "that" twice consecutively.

Over use of "did" outside of a question

Did you edit it?
I did, I edited it. Didedidedidedided
Caroline Niggerville - Wed, 30 Mar 2016 11:25:48 EST ID:IpuWZJnh No.68261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
suddenly died.
Fanny Duckwill - Sun, 10 Apr 2016 21:43:23 EST ID:3wgyagT9 No.68288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>in a big way

People don't actually say it in conversation; it's always some media announcer or article writer. I cringe whenever I hear it because it always sounds offensively simple and awkward.
Fuck Bammerchine - Wed, 13 Apr 2016 20:45:00 EST ID:fxzTEF7c No.68299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"I mean really"
oh yeah, you mean what exactly?
"know what i mean?"
No, that's why you're still talking
"See what I'm sayin?"
No dammit, that's literally impossible
The Fool !oj3475yHBQ - Sun, 24 Apr 2016 19:52:08 EST ID:FUcwYk7C No.68324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
stating "Now" before an explanation.

"now, it must be known that..." T_T

In my opinion It gives the impression that the author is pontificating upon their own thoughts, which does not belong in any professional work, unless of course it is a character in a story doing the pontificating.
Priscilla Duckstock - Wed, 11 May 2016 06:17:26 EST ID:iozKYHwm No.68363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I can't believe that that would annoy you.
Nigel Fomblefield - Wed, 11 May 2016 17:30:27 EST ID:ax2XRGhn No.68364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"Deadheaded Ed edited it"
Rebecca Trotford - Thu, 12 May 2016 03:30:03 EST ID:KzcLRyDM No.68365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>The fact that ____.
And other stock phrases. You're sure to know them when you hear/read them.

I can understand this being used in text, but not speech.
Nicholas Duffingstot - Thu, 12 May 2016 19:43:48 EST ID:9Pkfrf/q No.68366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is detracting from the original thread but here's some things from r.eddit:

Jenna confronts her friend, Jen about her plans to assassinate an Islamic dignitary. Jen, however, has a darker and more extensive agenda.
>Jenna sighed. "Jen, a Syed"?
>Jen, aside: "...Genocide"

If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a...
>forward four-word foreword for Word

and here's a link to the top ones:
Matilda Ninkinbat - Fri, 20 May 2016 21:57:55 EST ID:42MUijYl No.68379 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Matilda Ninkinbat - Fri, 20 May 2016 22:12:43 EST ID:42MUijYl No.68380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Now, I mean really, guys, you all should of double checked your posts. Were they edited? Did you edit it correctly? Though you may have been through some rough times in a big way when your dad suddenly died, so so some of your distractedness can be understandable.
Walter Gubbertug - Sat, 21 May 2016 16:47:10 EST ID:EsGDU9cC No.68381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ernest Sobberfield - Thu, 02 Jun 2016 06:26:52 EST ID:4AaNsiKm No.68408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dislike hearing people say crick instead of creek and warsh instead of wash.
Fanny Mimmerpat - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 16:06:53 EST ID:7baJyOyq No.69129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>thuff and ruff have some similarity in them
Guess how I found that you're a deaf-poster?
Wesley Bommermuck - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 07:58:09 EST ID:kIFSvKUW No.69134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Or gar-rar-ge instead of garage. Where's that extra R coming from?

Anyway, my biggest linguistical pet peeve is when someone refers to a drawer as a draw. Example: "Please put your freshly laundered clothes in your draw." I also can't stand people who use is instead of are. Example: "Did you check to see if the clothes is dry?" Oddly enough, my MIL and SIL are guilty of doing both and I can't correct them because it's rude.

I also hated the phrase, "It is what it is". It's such a cop out phrase.
Clara Blammlewater - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 17:03:29 EST ID:Ypce3m9I No.69136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My boss says "remember" as ree-nember

Fucking immigrants
Molly Grimwater - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 04:53:34 EST ID:IM8K2asS No.69142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
An Iranian friend of mine says business as busy-ness.

I love it, though.
Wesley Didgewater - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 14:53:29 EST ID:XNw/VwKc No.69143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>"It is what it is".

That one annoys me too. They should say "it isn't what it's not" instead.
Angus Bunman - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 09:12:17 EST ID:JK3oY1oG No.69157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When people say "can you borrow me x?"
Nicholas Crellerped - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 10:11:38 EST ID:MxImXeEr No.69781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"Adaption". That one never fails to press my asshole button.
Clara Grandforth - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 00:52:08 EST ID:pGmNN7JN No.69798 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I find it intresting.
Edwin Suckledark - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 19:37:21 EST ID:4ZAy8Pkj No.69858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
affect/effect is the one i see the most
Ernest Brummleville - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 19:48:15 EST ID:7xu7qLj8 No.69888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't like it when people pronounce "painstaking" as "pain staking" instead of "pains taking".
Oliver Gishhall - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 22:06:55 EST ID:LTzt5BVQ No.69890 Ignore Report Quick Reply

all intensive purposes


y'all (it truly sounds grating when spoken aloud with any frequency)

unnecessary prepositions at the end of sentences
Angus Berryhick - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 00:09:29 EST ID:CtYLldKn No.69891 Ignore Report Quick Reply
People spelling definitely as defiantly

I'm not sure how people manage to mess that one up so bad.
Beatrice Woblingnure - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 17:49:11 EST ID:HcCwYi35 No.69904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The word painstakingly comes from the term "to take pains". Staking pain doesn't mean anything
Henry Foshchodge - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 15:56:55 EST ID:LTzt5BVQ No.69907 Ignore Report Quick Reply

it lies in where you place the pause
Alice Fuckingfuck - Thu, 01 Mar 2018 11:01:47 EST ID:whiEkKmr No.69917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There is going to be a slight pause because two syllables. Also the s at the end of pains has more of a z sound to it than that at the beginning of staking. Also the whole point of this thread is that we are all right.
Albert Blytheridge - Sat, 03 Mar 2018 14:38:29 EST ID:O/eWPvU3 No.69922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Interesting, I never really looked into what that term meant. I'm surprised that people say "painstaking" regularly enough that it's become a source of jimmie-rustling for you.
I get really fatigued by people throwing around words like "spiritual", "blessed", "holistic", and the like, particularly if used to denote one thing or action as "more spiritual" than another. It isn't these words themselves that irritate me but the smug attitude that often seems to surround them.
These conversations also seem to involve a lot of fancy language and references that one doubts the speaker understands to any meaningful degree.
Certainly I'm guilty of this myself, but more often in writing than in daily conversation (as this post is likely evidence of).
Polly Sinnerbanks - Sat, 27 Oct 2018 03:49:25 EST ID:lsq3sVFr No.70370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You should really hyphenate better

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