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Cracked tooth help? by David Turveywill - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 00:08:42 EST ID:JRMRNn6h No.55662 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I cracked my back molar biting into some hard candy and I can’t see my dentist for about a month since I need to go out of country. What can I do/should do to make sure my time waiting is spent best? I don’t want my tooth to become infected and have an even more serious problem before I get to my dentists office.
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Albert Bondermane - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 14:29:41 EST ID:IkIWMEs1 No.55665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
go to a different dentist's office, or many dental schools have clinics where they'll work on you for cheap.


How to stop the doc from filling me with sugar by Shit Blackshit - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 04:50:04 EST ID:YwEZO2dM No.55658 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I stop the doctor from pumping me full of IV Dextrose when they see my blood sugar is at 3.0 mmol/L? I eat low carb so obviously my blood sugar is low, but as soon as I mention ketones to them they freak out, run a urine test that comes at at >16 mmol/L, and nearly shit their pants. I've been held down and forced IV Dextrose against my will.
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Esther Senningshaw - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 03:26:48 EST ID:p98oIwAn No.55659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55658
Can't you just not go to the doctor?
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Phoebe Fishfudge - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 15:09:55 EST ID:FonZKC1l No.55660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you are stupid and do not deserve modern medicine.
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Lydia Grimfoot - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 03:20:46 EST ID:L6l0sA7h No.55664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You must know the difference between nutritional ketosis and diabetic ketoacidosis, and >16 mmol/L indicates that you're on your way to experience acidosis which is really detrimental and hard to manage. No doctor will risk it.


hemmorhoid by Phyllis Movingfoot - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 13:24:51 EST ID:4O7fBeO4 No.55174 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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alright doctor heres the deal, i got a hemmorhoid on my asshole and its hurting when i cough, its like the size of a pea maybe? but its killing me. what do i do? Is there some cream I can put on my asshole to make it go away? Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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John Nacklebit - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 18:43:21 EST ID:8SsLMB+v No.55181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yes there is. go to your local drug store.
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Fuck Hunkinwick - Sat, 20 Oct 2018 08:56:58 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55627 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Coconut oil rubbed on the pea using the back of a metallic spoon will cure it. Silver, gold, pewter, bronze, brass, titanium, aluminium, lead, steel, copper, iron, platinum or even tin spoons will work in this setting, soothing the haemorrhoid from first contact and eventually making it vanish completely. I don't recommend utilising magnesium spoons for this at all, as they are highly reactive and could cause burns that go straight through your sphincter like a hot knife through butter. The burns of a magnesium spoon result in bone charring level damage if the spoon is accidentally set on fire first and you don't notice. So use a non-combustible metal spoon to be safe please.
The coconut oil should be applied using the back of the spoon, and gently massaged in with it until fully absorbed. Now the good bit: Carefully insert the handle of the spoon into your rectum to finish off. This part can feel utterly amazing if you take the opportunity to repeatedly poke your prostrate. Don't be scared if you maintain a constant erection throughout the procedure. Move the spoon in and out, in and out a few dozen times and you should be able to feel more relief from the pea with each motion. Your penis should be extra sensitive, so rub the prostrate if you wish to experience a spontaneous ejaculation. Infact ejaculating now will feel more pleasurable and powerful than any orgasm you've had before! You can trial coughing a few times now - feel the difference? Give your asshole a little pat with the spoon to thank your Anus for its compliance, and you're all done. DO NOT make a mistake after all your hard work and forget the pat! Most men think this part is silly, but is infact the secret to this age old technique from England working. King Henry VIII himself discovered the technique! So follow in his footsteps and tap that ass. Omit the pat and you run the risk of awaking in the morning with a severely lowered IQ, perhaps even brain death, and it will be all your fault for not following instructions.
Good luck.
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Derluft - Mon, 29 Oct 2018 11:52:28 EST ID:BiMbnKbv No.55650 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Look up a sits bath; a warm water bath with Epsom salt added helps with hemorrhoids.
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Esther Billingman - Wed, 31 Oct 2018 04:44:07 EST ID:tJapgDt1 No.55652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55650
Epsom salts is pretty amazing stuff. good for constipation, a couple of tespoons in a glass of water. Helps get water to the pancreas, which helps break down fats in food in the lower intestines. WHich may be a cause of hemmeroid isssues for some. Bug bites, like the bump below, a compress will make that go away in like 5 ten minutes.
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Oliver Driblingdidge - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 01:10:22 EST ID:sL8MAPGc No.55663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had one the size of a grape. There's prescription stuff called Proctofoam that's stronger than the stuff they sell over the counter. I found the cream and ointment to be less effective than the foam. I had to get mine surgically removed though eventually.


Boils? by James Hambleworth - Wed, 21 Nov 2018 01:51:39 EST ID:FOOggz5x No.55654 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have these hard knots (2-3) in my armpit. One came to a head and busted and I squeezed it out. I think their boils. Google's giving me mixed diagnosis. Anybody know? Sorry the picture is terrible
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Phyllis Sagglebury - Fri, 23 Nov 2018 11:26:21 EST ID:p98oIwAn No.55655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55654
That's too close to a major arterie to fuck around with. Go to a doctor, if that area gets a deep infection, you could die before you realize it's happening.
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Nicholas Cidgebig - Tue, 27 Nov 2018 14:22:46 EST ID:FonZKC1l No.55657 Ignore Report Quick Reply
could be ur lymph nodes, not a good sign, see a doc
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Phoebe Fishfudge - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 15:10:21 EST ID:FonZKC1l No.55661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP did u died?


Postectomy (Circumcision) Infection? by Amil Ledgeworth - Tue, 27 Nov 2018 14:14:55 EST ID:h4eqH8+W No.55656 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Context: I'm 21 and I did a postectomy (circumcision) a week ago and for a while I haven't felt any strong pain as the first 3 days prior, so I thought I was recovering fine, but something happened on the second day: a stitch fell, the one located on the base of the frenulum (pic related), so the skin and "meat" weren't exatcly glued enough to be safe for the stitch to fell/be removed. I was putting Collagenase inside this "hole" because that's the ointment to accelerate the healing process (at least that's what I was taught) and weren't given any instructions for this specific case.
Fast forward one week, it's in this state: the yellow-ish "meat" is taking control of the area - it was already yellow-ish before but I was said that was normal on the first week (as some black spots), that it would be gone in 2 to 3 weeks but now it looks... worse.
Is it infected? I don't feel pain neither odour from this area, so if it is indeed infected I was planning to go to the hospital ASAP.

Sorry for my bad english, I'm a little nervous about this, not knowing is scary as hell.


Cannabis for grandpa by Shit Hossleway - Fri, 26 Oct 2018 14:35:01 EST ID:xT/W3+U2 No.55640 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So my grandfather has a pain in the back. He gets painkillers that don't do enough. Weed was recently found by court to be a medicine in my country but it's prescription to patients has barely started. I was talking to the new dealer I met today (so much so that I forgot my phone in his car) and he recommended CBD oil which is was also recommended by my friend who is a narcotics-cop. What I have now is amnesia and white widow and I'm planning on testing both on grandpa (after testing them on myself). He seems somewhat immune to weed in general though; reacting very little to what should have left him quite stoned.

Basically what do I look for in cannabis and its derivatives if it is pain relief that is the main objective?
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Phineas Dashstark - Fri, 26 Oct 2018 18:59:03 EST ID:opFniQnJ No.55644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55640
Edible option 2 - A quality resin (preferably pollen) pain relieving smoothie!
You'll need: Pinch of finely ground resin/pollen, 50ml splash of milk, scoop of vanilla icecream, portion fruit (perhaps a banana), a teaspoon 100% coconut oil, bosh it all in a blender and voila!
Will begin to work in a half hour on an empty stomach. Lasts for longer than smoking too.
Good luck
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Cornelius Drapperstare - Sat, 27 Oct 2018 16:14:14 EST ID:xT/W3+U2 No.55646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Edibles is the ultimate goal (as he loves sweets and doesn't smoke). I just haven't been very good at it so far. Links to recipes understandable in metric snowkip would be welcomed.
The doctors he has are good. They have done exactly as you have said going from weakest to strongest and now he is on fetanyl band aids. That is about as strong as it gets over here. The problem is that the healthcare system here is not yet knowledgeable about cannabis so there are like only two doctors in the entire country so far who prescribe it.
He certainly soldiers on being an old soldier and all. There is not much of a bigger fuss to make and I have explained weed to him (several times lol) so an addition to taking the edge off is all I'm trying to do. There are limits to what the medical community can do but one glaring omission has been cannabis. Thus I'm going for a black-market solution since it is faster than waiting for the entire country to get up to speed.

>>55644
Buying resin and/or pollen might be an option for you but that sounds like something I'd have to travel to Amsterdam to get. This new contact is the best I've ever had so far.
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Derluft - Mon, 29 Oct 2018 10:56:26 EST ID:BiMbnKbv No.55648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55646
Not a bad question, though you'd get better, more quicker results in /opi/ - BTW, /opi/ here ;)

Edibles aren't bad, but even if THC or CBD works for him the onset would take so long that it would only be efficient more-so for chronic pain and not accute- immediate. That said you can vaporize and there are tincures as well..

Thoes gent patches, I've tried them before and there is many mixed results from the reviews I've read; you can scrub your skin thoroughly as well as add a little acohol and a heating pad to increase absorbtion though it's really only for chronic pain as it's matrix is in a concurrent delivery method and typically don't have much of a Cmax - Meaning, if he has more-so accute pain and not chronic, a pill may be more effective.

You also have cannabis tinctures, though I'm not sure how they're made.. An NMDAR antagonist can work although they're mostly Dissociatives like DXM (IIRC), ketamine, PCP, 31st cetera..

Oh, OP, also, make SURE they don't puss test him, and if they do make sure he doesn't NEED a cannabis script in order to be allowed to have THC metabolites in his urine to seethe pain doctor's; if they don't allow its use without a script, they may just stop seeing him.

I think that's about all I got.. Oh, there's also kratom if your country allows it.
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Martha Happerludge - Tue, 30 Oct 2018 18:02:07 EST ID:xT/W3+U2 No.55651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55648
Thanks. However the idea isn't to get more opiates into him or such. The cure could be worse than the disease at that point. I'm pretty sure it is chronic (or rather; constant) I'd have to ask him though after looking into the terms.

I don't think they piss test him nor do I think it would matter if they did. They would surely have pointed it out by now if they were testing for it or if it was a problem. I've had him bring it up with several of his doctors and they are in general positive.
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Derluft !oCyNK.1Qtc - Wed, 31 Oct 2018 09:22:42 EST ID:Y2rBWZlY No.55653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55651
Fair enough, I was just listing off whatever may help off the top of my head.. But if cannabis were to work SO well for pain as opi's would, that may make someone as dependent on it for purely the analgesic effects..

A little more somewhat random info, it may be helpful, maybe not, but if even if it doesn't it still may in the future in the possibility that it's useful; better to have and not need than to need and not have. . Depending on your country you may have poppy seeds everywhere and can make PST.. If you need to heal or regenerate the opi receptors, changing up different opis which affect different opi receptors can help as well as physical training in order to regenerate and fortify said opi receptors by increasing overall endorphin levels, therein requiring a higher quantity or receptors to handle such.. Also, yoga and stretching works wonders for many; increasing overall bloodflow making it more fluid, which overall reduces inflammation and therein pain caused by it. Yoga also increases pain threshold by working nerves not normally worked decreasing hyper-analgesia which may be caused by opi treatment.

As far as the opi's being worse than the disease, maybe but itis entirely subjective and is essentially measured to each individual by determining their quality of life; addiction and dependence is bad but if such means to be able use a crutch to walk rather than crawling with nothing, it's obviously better to go with the lesser of the two evils.

I hope I may have helped in one way or another. Also, I'm just being autistic now ;) but.. If you're simply treating the symptoms, there is not cure to be had, merely treatment.


Hi intrustive thoughts problems by Kitty - Mon, 22 Oct 2018 16:31:28 EST ID:1jh5LPLW No.55636 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Intrusive thoughts, paxil working for me in reducing them but do you have any tips to help?

So far my depression, anxiety, fears are going away, but I need help to defuse lame memories, I heard there's new therapies but I dunno where to look.

It's good thing I forgot most of them and nothing from the 00s. Any idea how to rebuild my mind?
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Kitty - Tue, 23 Oct 2018 17:11:03 EST ID:1jh5LPLW No.55638 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55637
Laffed tho.
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Phineas Dashstark - Fri, 26 Oct 2018 18:28:33 EST ID:opFniQnJ No.55641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Have you thought about introducing him to the comfortable joys of edibles? If you cannot purchase these, you could make your own really easily. There are tons of recipes out there. Use flour, eggs, butter and a teaspoon 100% coconut oil plus a good quality cocoa powder and perhaps chocolate chips or marshmallows if you're feeling adventurous. You can even put the mixture in a cup in your microwave oven if you're super lazily high yourself, they'll be done in single digit minutes. Don't be tempted to make them TNT strength anon, despite you saying it doesn't seem to affect him. As he is naive to cannabis this certainly wouldn't be pleasant for him, and it could put him off forever/make him vomit, when it could've been beneficial. You're aiming for pain relief, not sending him into the atmosphere! Ask him how he feels and if he notices much reduction in his pain. If he's too high with little reduction it's time to stop.
Also please make him a new appointment and accompany your grandpa to his doctors. Does he make noises due to pain when moving around? Did he even complain about his back enough to them? Our older generation are brave and prefer to try to soldier on and not make a big deal sometimes, but this is counter-productive. The painkillers may not be strong enough yet as they tend to start with the weakest pain relief that will work, getting stronger until the correct level is attained. Plus the weed will only do so much anyway. You're going to need to make a bigger fuss! Tell the doctor your grandpa is getting stuck in his house, cannot do his own shopping or cleaning, cooking etc as he can't standup for long without burning pain in his back/hip which comes on quickly. Sounds awful, but they usually throw better pain meds at older people as it won't ruin their lives if they become somewhat addicted.
Don't have him running and jumping around the doctors (if ya catch my drift). Sprinkle in a few oofs, ahhs and groans here and there for bonus points, not even kidding.
Good luck
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Phineas Dashstark - Fri, 26 Oct 2018 18:31:25 EST ID:opFniQnJ No.55642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55641
Sorry. This wall of text meant for another thread.
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Molly Snodwill - Fri, 26 Oct 2018 22:59:16 EST ID:opFniQnJ No.55645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I decided to write again anon, incase you were disappointed I made an error with that txtwall above!
Everyone experiences ITs to some degree, including me. Most of the thoughts that stream through our mind each day are not invited, they happen, they mean nothing and we don't pay much attention. With ITs, it can feel like they have taken over. They haven't - it's part of being human. The only difference between an IT that pops into your head and then leaves, and an IT that is distressing, is how you respond to it anon!
We could have these thoughts because our mind is telling us to pay attention to something that we need to find a solution to. That's all. There could be something that requires action, a relationship problem, a life problem etc. ITs latch on to the things that are important to you. Once you realise the root of the thought anon, and begin focusing on the solution/s instead, they WILL subside. Our brains were made to bring things into our awareness, and it WILL let them go again. The important point to note is that it is not the thought that is the problem, rather the problem arises with what you do with the thought, how much you feed it. Don't feed them and give them power anon.
If you ruminate, you need to actively recognise when the thoughts are starting. As soon as you realise, immediately make an effort to take action with something that interests you. Get up, go talk to a friendly family member, indulge your hobby, read, go on YouTube a while etc. Get up and do it! You'll become much better at this with practise. The main trick is to not start dwelling or ruminating for a long time if you are prone to this and it's making you feel bad.
Before you start getting upset with yourself, you have to remember that, at the moment, you are doing the best you can with your ITs. Stay calm. Do something you enjoy doing. Work out. Plant some vegetables. Get into nature. Put the radio on a talk show/call-in, listen and do household chores. Walk your dog. By enjoying any of the above activities you will be getting back into a healthier mindset. I won't promise things will drastically improve overnight, it'll take a little bit of time.
Take the fear o…
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Barnaby Cledgemock - Sun, 28 Oct 2018 06:14:23 EST ID:8nJV6RXS No.55647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55636

Something new, I am thinking, ondansetron, given for usually nausea, vomiting, pregnancy morning sickness, chemo therapy felling ill. Effects brain chemistry or whatever that works on things to block feeling nauseous. Somewhere like that. Nobody wants to feel ill, it is just there sometimes.

It has been studied for alcoholism, withdrawal and keeping one from craving alcohol. Seems to keep one from obsessing, I guess, or mindset on alcohol, like going to drink. Kind of wipes those thoughts away. Those thoughts can be intrusive in a unsettling way.

So I have had serious bad intrusive thoughts, at times, just racing 100 miles an hour. Trying to sleep, not even.

Not to be too graphic but intrusive thoughts were like, death, danger, realistically it was an ongoing horror movie at times weeks on end. So sleep was a coping mechanism, at least nightmares I could get by easier with.

SO mirtazapine took over for a better even sleep. Clonazepam for day anxiety and even intrusive thoughts.

But adding ondansetron in small amounts seems to wipe away (set aside) (mix) intrusive thoughts, memories to a level that is (mostly) not intrusive. Like it's supposed to supress nausea, and cravings for alcohol, so seems for now to suppress the
impact of negative things, without necessarily hiding these. Not numbing ones-self, like with alcohol, but kinda just making them minimal, like never existed as well.
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Weird red bump by Samuel Dullyforth - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 12:07:50 EST ID:48l3Q2JZ No.55116 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A few days ago I noticed I had this weird red bump on my cheek to the left of my nose. It doesn't hurt or anything, but it hasn't gone away. It doesn't appear to be a zit so I dunno. Is this something serious?
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Jenny Blythedale - Fri, 29 Sep 2017 01:21:40 EST ID:gA0Ln1Xg No.55117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it could possibly be the early stage of a sarcoma/carcinoma, but it could also just be an unusual pimple, a result of acne, psoriasis, a burn (were you blackout drunk recently?), an allergic reaction, or just sensitive skin with no discernible cause. if you smoke or drink, try to reduce that. otherwise, just observe it. if it grows in size or changes shape/color/texture, see a doctor about it. if you are a fancy nobleman then see an oncologist, or at least dermatologist.
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Nicholas Geckledat - Fri, 29 Sep 2017 14:04:27 EST ID:48l3Q2JZ No.55122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55117
It appears to be shrinking both in area and bumpiness, but also getting darker red.
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Cedric Gozzlechedging - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 18:36:11 EST ID:opFniQnJ No.55635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That's a rather extreme nodule you have there. I have my suspicions. Is the nodule deep down and palpable? And are you by chance a Roma gypsy? I have worked extensively with these people in their communities in Europe from 2012 - 2014 and noticed this same ugly skin ailment in vast swathes of that population and am wondering if there is correlation? The Roma community remedy is 4x stainless steel tablespoons of 100% coconut oil every 4 minutes for an hour (60tbls total) , followed by a 750g jar of 100% coconut oil enema administered immediately afterwards by a close female relative. A male relative gently holds apart the buttocks. This treatment is then repeated nightly for 7x nights using different relatives each night until the whole family has participated. I am lucky enough to have seen this treatment applied to an adult Roma male for myself, and I'm pleased to say it had wonderful results on this unsightly and frankly repellant affliction. I'm now involved (2017-) in medical trials using the Roma remedy for intermittent hiccoughs and lady troubles like PMS and Borderline Personality Disorder.
Research into social root-causes of poor facial skin health within segregated Roma communities in Central and Eastern Europe has been done extensively i.e. research into how, why and by whom these repulsive facial deformation-endangering settings and exposures are maintained and remedied. The aim of the study was to assess the local setup of how such astonishingly poor personal cleanliness leading to unsightly skin conditions in everyday settings and practices over the long-term in one such community. Early indicators show poor personal hygiene causing transference of microbial fecal matter from the hands onto the face (wash your hands after evacuation of the rectum young man! ) It is the initial part of a larger longitudinal study qualitatively exploring the social root-causes of the poor Roma skin health status through the case of a particular settlement in Slovakia with the same hideous malformation that you present. Please, don't be selfish - think of the mental health status of those who may accidentally see your ghastly affliction and aquire ptsd from the frightful exposure to…
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How did you practice giving enemas? by Cedric Gozzlechedging - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 15:56:54 EST ID:opFniQnJ No.55634 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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/med/, I've been thinking that I'd really like to become a professional enema administrator. There's something attractive about being able to relieve people of their rectal discomfort when they have no one else to turn to. Being paid cash money for my services is a bonus. My speciality would be using 100% pure organic coconut oil in my enemas. How would one go about this? I'm thinking about purchasing a fake butt trainer to practice on. Will I be able to just advertise my services once proficient, or do I need qualifications?


Painful blackheads? by Thomas Fangerfuck - Sat, 19 May 2018 03:01:54 EST ID:lroUEZ+a No.55414 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can anyone explain what's going on?
I'm getting what seem to be blackheads all over my body, especially my arms, inner thighs, and feet.
Like sporadically I will feel as though I've stepped on some glass/a splinter but it's actually just a blackhead spontaneously pushing through my pore...
What is this shit?
I've recently started using meth which would most definitely be the main contributor/factor..
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Thomas Sondernore - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 22:38:34 EST ID:2BPKTNvP No.55430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55414
lol fuckhead meth retards


Reason i wont ever try that dumb shit
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Matilda Worthingville - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 05:50:22 EST ID:LbJztlSR No.55433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55414
Yea, if you didn't have those pitted looking deals along with the black dots then it is really a bad situation.
Regardless, the blackhead things and pain should reverse if you quit. Possibly it could be doing severe damage to your internal organs in the same fashion as well.

This glass stuff all likely comes from mexico, mass produced in a crude incorrect fashion. And not brought here not because of lack of fencing or a wall either. Deregulation of the trucking industry from Mexico.

Forget about the Vicodin epidemic. Opiates are tame in comparison to this glass that has overtkes the speed market. Just quit the stuff for a few months at least. Reevaluate your future, your past. Your family,
real friends.
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Henry Noblingville - Fri, 22 Jun 2018 07:34:00 EST ID:0J48kcgn No.55450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55430
No need to start an addiction to something soo crude. This is something new though. People would break out from commercial grade illicit speed. Like acne after using it for a few days. But i don't know about this.
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I am imagine this is the clear looking sparkly glass stuff. Cheap research chemical? Never seen this until somewhat recently with people. Same characteristic. Blackheads that are not beachheads. That push through the skin and not sure about person but leaves indentations where the 'blackheds' had emerged.

Difficult but in the name of medicine and science save some of the dope, and be a test research subject
for medicine, like bood work etc. to explain how it is possible to have what seems to be blackheads suddenly show up and expel through the skin in such a rapid and crude fashion. I you decide to keep doing this suff.

Other wise, save some and send or bring it to the department of health or whatever entity. Concern about getting charged with a crime? Don't know. There are private companies that one can send drugs to to be tested. Maybe submit a urine sample, dope sample and analyzed with a mass spectrometer, it's expensive but I imagine some entity would pay for it. .gov .edu med etc.

Yea, amphetamines just do not do this. May rot peoples teeth out, make them seem monster like in appearance, but never seen the in the past.
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Wesley Cricklelock - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 05:19:11 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55414
Ugh. I rarely see patients at my practice as badly in need of some foot car as you young man, followed by a 100% pure Virginiaia coconut oil enema to thoroughly detoxify oneself!
Begin by soaking those rancid things in hot water, until the skin absorbs enough that it becomes wrinkly and white. Make sure to add 10x tablespoons of the naturally antifungal and antiseptic coconut oil to the foot bath. This may take upwards of 30 minutes to an hour. Next, take a large serrated blade (for safety) and scrape to remove as much of that ghastly yellow skin as possible. The effect can be greatly enhanced by staring at the moon out of the bathroom window. Be firm with your scrapes and those bloody awful blackheads should come away easily. You can use a pumice stone if you wish. Try to have those things sockless and exposed to the air as much as possible in future. Finally, a 1kg jar, coconut oil enema should be administered by a gaunt but kind lady friend to rid you of deadly built-up toxins. You can hold your own buttocks apart if you wish. Your Anus should be slick and dribbling oil after an hour. Instruct her to give the Anus a pleasant little rub with the back of a metallic spoon immediately before you evacuate the oil. She's aiming for gentle circular motions around the sphincter. 5 minutes of this should suffice. I don't understand why, but many patients omit this final erotic part of the procedure. In my expert medical opinion it's THE SECRET to the above working!
Boy did you need it.
Good luck.


Little white letters under fingernail. by Lydia Pimblesark - Mon, 25 Apr 2016 22:20:43 EST ID:6eGfA3CN No.54030 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I woke up today to find the letters o and y very clearly embedded behind my fingernail. How in the hell is that possible?
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Lydia Pimblesark - Tue, 26 Apr 2016 19:27:14 EST ID:TZ/ojib2 No.54034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54032
That's exactly what I said mate. It's a bit of a sticky wicket trying to figure it out wouldn't ya say?
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Thomas Dimblewure - Wed, 27 Apr 2016 02:24:33 EST ID:PSCxkG7O No.54036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Simon Bardstock - Thu, 28 Apr 2016 16:52:42 EST ID:5ci1B3Ux No.54039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54030
quick, watch twin peaks to find out
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Hannah Pibberstock - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 18:57:47 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55587 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54030
You mean why is the 'G' is missing, right?
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Wesley Cricklelock - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 03:41:50 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>54030
Could they be a message from God intended for you specifically? Do the letters mean anything to you? Once I woke up and noticed I had the letters COE, which I certainly didn't have previously, on a crease inside the crook of my left elbow. I thought it may have something to do with the Church Of England, but my girlfriend quickly pointed out we are atheists and it actually meant I needed her to administer a Coconut Oil Enema. So I let her fill me with 750ml of 100% pure oil that night, and we watched open mouthed in amazement the letters disappear and vanish together. It was a fantastic bonding moment for both of us in that bathroom - we now have seven healthy children. All boys. We look back and remember the Initial Experience as we call it, and she still requests to fill my rectum occasionally to keep the letters away.
Good luck.


Medical Questions by Hubert Cumberdale - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 20:04:16 EST ID:9Wq27ZST No.54564 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have two. One: I drank a lot of bourbon yesterday, four or five glasses and one beer, and now, 24 hours later, I have stomach pain. I assume that the damage to my stomach has been done, and that I am feeling the effects of it. So, would it be pointless to take a proton pump inhibitor like nexium or an antacid? I am drinking lots of water, which has helped significantly with the pain.

My second question is a little harder: for the last 10 days, I have woken up with severe wheezing, which I can mostly remediate with an albuterol inhaler (but it comes back when I nap or sleep). It started when I snorted 14 bags of heroin over the course of five days and has not subsided. I have never had wheezing before this. I have cut down on weed smoke considerably, but it has not improved. My doctor prescribed albuterol, allegra, flonase, and a chest x-ray to see if it is a walking pneumonia. I seek general advice.
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Charles Duffingfield - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 15:11:45 EST ID:J7AbzEbo No.54574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
  1. what my dude
there's no reason to believe that the bourbon broke your stomach. your stomach holds stomach acid and shit. now that shit is hardcore. sounds like all the beer gave you gas that got stuck in your colon and gave you stomach pains.
2.
stop snorting heroin with the god knows what else tiny impurities are in it
unfortunately, i cant say anything else on this cause i have no idea what the fuck is going on there
hopefully the x-ray confirms or deconfirms something
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Barnaby Sundleham - Thu, 20 Oct 2016 00:42:51 EST ID:TaIW1K+E No.54575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54574

this nigga knows wassup, he said all the shit i was gonna say
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 16:59:04 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>54564
1.I reccomended something the English have known about since 451 BC - it's the power of fresh coconut oil orally at bedtime, taken with a solid silver spoon. 4x silver teaspoons of organic oil, each night for 14 nights while looking at the moon, then reduce to 2x silver teaspoons for 7 nights while looking at the moon with an oiled finger plugging in your Anus. This will cease your stomach discomfort. This works for anyone experiencing distress and anguish at the throbbing pain of anal fissures and furuncules. Note: Stainless steel teaspoons mustn't be used as will not help in your particular case. No proton pump inhibitor required here either, though I can see the confusion.
2.my my. It's 2.5kg of creamy virgin coconut oil anally every day for 14 days (it's a day for every bag of smack inhaled as a general rule) for the cessation of symptoms you describe, via enema. Infact this is a good all round treatment for any wheezing, no matter the cause. A mistress should help with the application, rubbing around the sphincter gently and erotically with a stainless steel spoon.
Good luck!
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Nicholas Bollerwan - Sat, 20 Oct 2018 18:50:01 EST ID:2BfIgwl7 No.55631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54564
Check for mold brother
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Derluft - Mon, 29 Oct 2018 11:42:20 EST ID:BiMbnKbv No.55649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54574
>2
OR he could just use a fucking micron filter.

lmao I infer you mean to think ethanol is safer for your body than cut H.

nb


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