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unexperienced by Sidney Chigglehire - Wed, 02 Nov 2016 06:27:03 EST ID:/Ttk4zqa No.54591 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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should I get a professional for a chemical peel or do it myself?
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 15:57:00 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54591
I am a beautician, and I say you can do it yourself at home with a small amount of coconut oil. A 5kg jar should be enough for your needs. Coconut oil, or copra oil, is an edible oil extracted from the kernel or meat of mature coconuts harvested from the coconut palm which grows in the plantations of the Great Barrier Reef. You take a stainless steel tablespoon of 100% pure organic coconut oil at a time, and smear it all over your face using the back of the spoon. Spread around generously. Once you have covered your face and forehead completely, take the remainder of the jar and utilise in an enema at exactly 11.35pm at this time of year as it works in conjunction with the moon. Because of its high saturated fat content, it is slow to oxidize and, thus, resistant to rancidification whilst in your rectum. After 30mins of withholding, give your Anus a playful little tap or two with the stainless steel spoon, say 'open sesame' and expel. The tap is THE SECRET to the facial technique working properly! Remove excess oil from yourself, clean face thoroughly. Voila! You are now beautiful inside and out. You're welcome.
Good luck.


Fishy smell by Beatrice Pabberfield - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 18:20:57 EST ID:VtmCVvMA No.54852 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I fucked this prostitute 3 months ago and her vagina raked. My penis still smells like fish and its been 3 months. I called the nurse at the doctors office and she didn't say anything. Anybody know what this is and how to get rid of it so I can have sex with my girlfriend?
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Fanny Fanhall - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 01:56:15 EST ID:VtmCVvMA No.54856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54855
Nah nothing at all. Went to the doctor and got tested but forgot to ask about the smell. It just smells when I don't shower. Afraid im going to stink up my girls pussy.

Any over the cou term stuff I can buy?
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Fanny Fanhall - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 01:56:57 EST ID:VtmCVvMA No.54857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54856
Over the counter
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Edwin Goodbanks - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 16:02:21 EST ID:sSi3q2bS No.54858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I called the nurse at the doctors office and she didn't say anything.

holy shit I would like to hear how that conversation went
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Angus Heckleridge - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 03:02:51 EST ID:VtmCVvMA No.54860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54858
Hey I had sex with this girl and my genitals smell.
Let me ask the doctor......he said he doesn't know
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 15:17:18 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54852
If you continue without treatment much longer, you will be saying goodbye to your chap and saying hello to a rancid trout in your pants young man. I highly reccomend starting coconut oil masturbation sessions asap - method is to smother your pudding with 25-30g of organic coconut oil, but replace your fingers with 5 stainless steel spoons. Wood spoons will not work despite their name. 25mins minimum of this, 30mins max, for 7 nights. Using circular motions up and down the shaft paying extra attention to the banjo string area where the fish smell originates. You MUST use this technique for 7 nights DO NOT quit halfway through or you will be brain dead the next morning and it will be all your fault. I know an English guy this happened to.
Good luck.


Spermatocele by Ian Dartwell - Thu, 25 Aug 2016 08:07:43 EST ID:YO0OApYS No.54435 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've got a "Spermatocele" in my nutsac, basically a cyst. It's painful. How do I get rid of it without surgery? My doctor said he wont remove it until it gets to "the size of a grapefruit" which could be years away. I don't want to wait that long or to have it grow that big.

Would regular gentle squeezing make the fluid move out of the cyst?
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Hannah Packlemudge - Sat, 08 Oct 2016 01:37:09 EST ID:i39F+30m No.54540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54435
Damn, sorry to hear that. Maybe seek another doctor, other options. I have seen pictures of these sizes of proportions. seems removing it now would be far more
better option if at all possible. Good luck though.
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Hubert Cumberdale - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 20:11:02 EST ID:9Wq27ZST No.54566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54437
Lmfao what kind of douche fries grapefruit? Get your life together and learn how to properly cook grapefruit/testicles.
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Lillian Buvingwill - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 05:46:51 EST ID:LQqHEoxA No.54583 Report Quick Reply
>>54435

Find a different doctor. The one you're seeing is a dipshit. A cyst might rupture and spread an infection that might kill you, make you sterile, cause gangrene or all kinds of nasty complications.
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Cyril Bropperway - Fri, 02 Jun 2017 13:05:13 EST ID:ovwJXydd No.54985 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54435
ittl go away by itself dude. i had one not too long ago. just keep nuttin
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 14:51:09 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54435
Cover your cyst in 10ml coconut oil and rub it gently with a spoon for 125 seconds, or until the oil is absorbed. Use the back of the spoon and remember to sterilise the spoon first in your favoured manner. The coconut oil begins dissolving the contents of the spermatocele like hydrochloric acid would. Don't be tempted to to use more than 10ml or you risk dissolving not just the cyst but your entire ball sack too. Use circular motions clockwise and then anticlockwise and i guarantee results overnight.
Good luck!


Mucus in my stool by Lydia Padgeshit - Mon, 18 Apr 2016 21:54:39 EST ID:0VoOU4Ma No.54023 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Recently ive been plugging a lot of 3meopcp since i got it. Havent been the most sterile or safe with it. In yhe last few days ive been finding it hard to poop most of the time and often times i get mucus in my poop like in the picture. I do have very slight discomfort in my stomach and bladder regions as well but its not horrible. What could it possibly be? I cant really see a doctor right now so please dont recommend it even though I know its the best option if available. Has this happened to anyone else? Can i let it pass on its own? How worrried shoyld i really be?
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Henry Sengerlatch - Mon, 25 Apr 2016 19:27:56 EST ID:P3QBGM+r No.54029 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54023
I find mucus in my stool often, even when I haven't eaten my boogers in a while. I think it's normal, bro. You're good.
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Molly Honeyhall - Thu, 05 May 2016 14:13:38 EST ID:ijkBzM99 No.54063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>54023
Do you experience constipation?
Colon secretes more mucus because of constipation, ulcers or rotting dispeption.
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Cyril Fidgeshaw - Mon, 09 May 2016 23:19:31 EST ID:oF3bOWEj No.54074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had any other symptoms? Nausea? Do you pee normally? I suggest you start living a healthy life for a few days, with better diet, more fibber, water, to help your intestins. And don't do that 3meopcp thing, whatever the fuck that is, if you think that is what is causing the symptoms. And see if you get better. If you don't, I suggest doctor.
Also, if there's fever, or the pain increases, I have some bad news for your wallet, you gotta see a doctor if you wanna tell the tale.
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Augustus Tootville - Tue, 10 May 2016 07:50:43 EST ID:yK6iSoPH No.54075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
mucus is a typical response to the irritation of anal canal
it is very likely plugging is causing this
stop plugging for a few days and avoid doing it so often in the future
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 14:31:26 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Great Barrier Reef is home to some of the most spectacular coconut plantations in the world, and the oil they produce has been found to be able to cure almost 57,5% of all ailments one would go to a hospital for help with! The oil is worth more than gold to the people who know the secret technique of using it. Clinical studies have proven it can even regenerate complex organs like eyes if the treatment plan is strictly adhered to (this particular discovery won a Nobel prize). I wrote a published paper myself on a technique used in situations very similar to yours. I've analysed your photo and decided I'd like to help you as I don't think it will pass on its own. I advise in your case to purchase a 1kg glass jar of 100% organic certified coconut oil and use an enema kit to deposit the entire contents directly into your rectum, then use a stainless steel spoon to hold it all in. Use a teaspoon or tablespoon depending on the size of your sphincter. You'll have to push quite hard against your Anus for 45minutes as peristalsis will begin almost immediately. Just before you expel the contents and experience the Heavenly relief, give your butthole a little loving rub with the back of the spoon. This last part is THE SECRET to curing yourself of your distasteful mucus problem.
You may experience a little weight gain but it's a small price to pay if you want to continue plugging that stuff up your ass, don't you think?
Good luck.


Penis Skin tone by Alex - Thu, 06 Jul 2017 18:33:33 EST ID:EId63CDm No.55046 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need to know if there's a way to bright up my penis skin tone.
please help me guys..
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Nathaniel Shittingbanks - Sat, 08 Jul 2017 18:20:37 EST ID:FnXT+uyS No.55049 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have you tried not touching it?
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Augustus Turveywill - Wed, 12 Jul 2017 11:08:10 EST ID:c7sCQ0xT No.55050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well they can bleach assholes so I guess they can bleach dicks.

Why do you need your dick lightened?
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Ernest Brillerman - Fri, 21 Jul 2017 04:00:17 EST ID:W9WjeTfi No.55056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
are you the man with the shiny purple dick from the other thread
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 13:52:44 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55046
I got you on this one! Ive heard you can accomplish this by massaging organic coconut oil into your butthole in a circular motion. This sounds like a joke but I'm serious - the colour will start to brighten within minutes. Lots of people in England are doing this to lighten the skintone on their penises (men) or vulvulas (women). Take the oil and a high chrome teaspoon (you can purchase ribbed ones from a pharmacy for extra pleasure) and rub 50ml, or 75ml for sunshine level radiant skin, into your Anus hourly for at least a couple of days. Use the back of the spoon!
Good luck!


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE by Frederick Pillywut - Sat, 08 Jul 2017 01:12:41 EST ID:XzzvXafl No.55047 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I stop my tinnitus? I hear it all day and it keeps me up every night. I have a fan going and I play wave videos on youtube but it's still shite. I know lots of other people deal with it too.
Also if I press my cheekbone in or clench my jaw really hard it gets louder and higher pitched, why is this?
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Ebenezer Blozzledudging - Wed, 27 Sep 2017 00:03:58 EST ID:k4kGPopX No.55115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55102
>Got mine 6 weeks ago from combining quinine with doxycycline
This is the first time I hear about this. Is it possible to get tinnitus without being exposed to loud noise?
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Jenny Blythedale - Fri, 29 Sep 2017 01:23:25 EST ID:gA0Ln1Xg No.55118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55115

i mean, the whole thing is down to electrical and chemical reactions. im sure its possible to fuck up those reactions in a way to give a false positive of a high pitched ringing. or maybe to fuck up the bones, eardrums, etc., even without loud sound. im no ENT though
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Hugh Drannerdine - Fri, 29 Sep 2017 03:02:08 EST ID:SJQsVVpF No.55119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55118
As far as I know, tinnitus is provoked by the physical destruction of the hair cells inside your ear.
I'm not saying it's impossible, but I wonder how drugs could produce a similar effect.
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Hannah Pibberstock - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 19:04:59 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55047
Fuck. I was unaware of mine until I read this post, now i notice it!
Could yours be a side effect of medication?
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 13:33:12 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55047
I have the same problem. I have what I call pulsatile tinnitus, sounds like a whooshing kind of turbulent noise but only on the right hand side. It's my heartbeat I can hear, quite loud right now. I can stop the whooshing noise if I put my finger against the artery, but it makes you feel funny in your head after 10 seconds or so. I also experience blood in my vision some mornings when I wake up, my right eye, it takes a few days to be reabsorbed, not sure if it is connected. My head feels kind of full all the time, I feel nauseous and my vision is very affected, sometimes see auras (flashing or geometrical patterns) and can't read (or text or drive or answer the fone) for an hour or so because they occur exactly where I'm looking. It's like going temporarily blind. Is much worse when I bend over or push when having a poo.


Injected semen, am I going to die by Alice Deblinghood - Mon, 05 Jun 2017 23:12:04 EST ID:gag2Y+/z No.54993 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /med/ so I am an IV drug user and my water was cut off recently. I was really fucked up last night masturbating and I jizzed in a spoon. I don't know what I was thinking, but then I mixed dope in with the cum and injected it. Should I see a doctor?
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Basil Buzzford - Mon, 05 Jun 2017 23:48:32 EST ID:GX3kFisI No.54995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
as long as your semen doesn't have aids
then you probably would have gotten aids
so as long as it doesn't
your semen having the aids would transfer the semen aids into your blood, manufacturing blood aids
the semen aids will then have entered your blood through the injection
the injection whereupon you mixed, with your spoon-like heroin device, your semen with your smack
your smackeriedooda dibbibbity booeewp beep beep
alright that's enough of that
so your semen aids and blood combine to make blood aids
you better pray to the semen aids angel that she hasn't blessed you with her blessing, the only blessing allotted to the semen aids angel: semen aids
you better pray
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Sidney Sungersit - Tue, 06 Jun 2017 16:58:16 EST ID:W8FkDObv No.54997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
uhh yeah not gonna lie here, i am not up to date on the medical details of intravenous semen injections. my gut reaction however is that this is bad and will probably cause bad things. i mean like, an air bubble in a blood vessel can cause a heart attack, what about a load of jizz seepin through those chambers? i just don't know.
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Edwin Gingerwill - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 15:13:51 EST ID:FZETC8al No.55034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Honestly I don't see this being a major problem, surely the sperm will just die off and get filtered out of the blood. Other than that semen is pretty much just water. It's probably better than getting water from a dirty public bathroom
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Priscilla Gomblefield - Mon, 03 Jul 2017 11:00:25 EST ID:y8vldrUs No.55042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55037
>Also, what if the sperm make it to his brain, what then!?
We have pretty clear medicial history on this, pic related.
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 02:38:27 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54993
No, you will not die - but you need to follow the following procedure. Have you by any chance heard of the coconut oil spoon method? It's been a craze in England in 2018, and although it sounds like pseudoscience it's effect is amazing. Your doc will have knowledge of the method, he can perform the procedure on you himself, prescribe you the kit or you can find the items individually yourself. You'll need 5kg glass jar of 100% pure, organic virgin coconut oil, a highly polished stainless steel teaspoon and a razor. Start by shaving off all the public hair around your Anus. I hear people wax it off too. Get a teaspoon of the coconut oil and smear it around your asshole and utilise the back of the spoon to rub in gentle circular motions. You'll probably need 2-3 spoonfuls every night for 2wks. You can do it in comfort of your home if you lay a towel under yourself. This procedure can be highly erotic and rewarding if done with TLC - you can even experiment inserting the handle inside yourself if you decide you'd like to try it. This is very powerful, treatment tackles all situations where semen had been accidentaly iv'd. You can purchase emergency kits in preparation for such an occasion. It happens so often everyday all around the country and so many are not ready and end up succuming. Do not stop halfway through the course of treatment! The DNA in the semen can still mutate and make extra body parts grow on the external dermis. I read about one woman who accidentaly iv'd her boyfriends cum, stopped the anal coconut oiling after 5 days and grew an Adams apple on her buttock and a ball sack on one eyelid. She now needs specialist footwear as each foot has grown its own huge foreskin and glans.
Good luck.


STD Paranoia by Charles Widdlechire - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 02:03:01 EST ID:x6FKQZEM No.55234 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys,


I really need some genuine advice especially from any possible medical professionals that happen to be here as well. I'm a 20 year old male and every time I have sex with a new partner even with a condom I'm absolutely terrified that I've contracted an STD, especially the ones that you can't get rid of like Herpes. The first time I ever had sex it was with an older more experienced girl and I used a condom and never really worried about it. The second partner I fucked this girl I was in love with and didn't use a condom and came inside of her (she was on birth control). Never was worried about that. It was only when I got drunk and had sex with this girl without protection when I was 18 that was kind of promiscuous that I freaked the fuck out and started getting tested for every possible STD i could and going to the doctor for every little bump or ingrown hair ive ever seen down there. They say at planned Parenthood it takes about 4-6 weeks for every thing to show up so I would find myself being extremely depressed until i waited out the incubation periods and then it takes another 2 weeks they tell you to wait after your test and if you don't get a call, your results are normal. I made sure to get tested for everything including both strains of Herpes and I've never tested positive for anything, except once when I got molluscum when I was fucking these two girls at the same time. That took months of treatment and was absolutely miserable before it finally went away. Anyways, After I finally got rid of my molluscum i went months and months without having sex basically just to make sure it was gone and because I wasn't really in the mood to have sex after that. All my tests came back clean and i didn't have anything and My molluscum never came back so December 2017 I assumed it was okay to become sexually active again. This girl invited me over and after basically begging me to fuck her I finally caved, but made sure to wear condoms both times we had sex. Now I'm stuck in the same position I always seem to put myself in. I have 11 more days until it's been a month since we had sex so I can go and get tested, and then 2 weeks after that to make sure I do…
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Simon Sittingpudging - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 12:23:38 EST ID:z8aiqwlu No.55235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah dude Star Trek: Discovery is total shit mate i feel you
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Cedric Bunford - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 19:43:25 EST ID:0NfOusWD No.55236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 01:32:15 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55234
It sounds like you've had an awful fright, so I have a modicum of genuine advice for you. The procedure may sound horrendous, but millions of people in England are currently curing themselves of all kinds of ailments utilising this method. Have you heard of the 'oil and spoon' method? Doctors are blown away with the results. What you do is apply 100% pure organic coconut oil directly to your asshole, and massage gently in a circular motion with the back of a stainless steel spoon for 5 minutes. From your post it sounds like you need to utilise a tablespoon, not a teaspoon. If you buy a 2kg jar and massage 3x tablespoons into your anus every night for a week, then 4x tablespoons for another week, you will become immune to all STDs in existence and also Aspergers Syndrome. You'll be able to 'fuck bitches' to your hearts content without the intrusive thoughts and panic tests. Be sure to finish the entire jar, because you could actually lose your cock and later die if you quit halfway through! It will just come off in your underwear or while you urinate, and then you'll know it's you next. You'll just keel over one day, and it'll be all your fault your family is mourning you.
Good luck!


Ballmastrz 9000: Balled too hard? by David Blollystidge - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 01:57:33 EST ID:Ao2VmIUs No.55436 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need a quick medical opinion and since I'm american this is my best option

My left nut feels oddly... sensitive today. There's no pain, and i've confirmed it's still attached, but it feels oddly strained, kind of like you know how your nuts feel if they ever retract too far in in your sack/inside your body to an uncomfortable degree? It feels like that, but it's hanging at it's normal height.

Needless to say about any ball related shit, i'm freaked. The best I can figure is last weekend while i was masturbating I accidentally blueballed myself pretty hard and it hurt, but the pain subsided and i jerked off twice since then and the sensitivity only started today? the feeling subsides a bit if i stand vs sitting and seems mostly located in the strand that connects the ball to the body

Did I just bruise a blood vessel when I blueballed myself or is this more serious? how long should I wait to talk to someone as long as it doesn't hurt?

Will update soon if it subsides/continues...
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David Blollystidge - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 03:39:29 EST ID:Ao2VmIUs No.55437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55436

Update: had a chance to poke around in the shower, it's definitely one of the blood vessels on the upper outer part of my left testicle. Doesn't feel swollen and no paid, but it still feels oddly sensitive. Gonna sleep on it now. nbdp
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Wesley Bashtone - Mon, 18 Jun 2018 00:46:32 EST ID:tkuCYF0S No.55439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55436
Best get that checked out
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Nicholas Heffinghall - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 15:19:45 EST ID:IOSQ35m1 No.55479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55439
After waiting a few days for changes
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Cornelius Bardwater - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 13:04:31 EST ID:qzXX4B4A No.55499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Could be epididymitis. I've had it in my right one, its pretty harmless. But you really should get any ball related stuff checked out
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 01:03:15 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55436
This is going to sound crazy young man, but you must dip your nutsack into a bowl of decanted organic coconut oil and rub your nuts allover with a stainless steel spoon. You can buy a kit from the pharmacy which contains a glass jar of between 250g - 50kg of 100% coconut oil, and spoons of differing sizes. The highly polished ones are much more effective. You may need to wax beforehand. The right one aswell please, spread the oil everywhere to make sure you get all the benefits (I mean hold your dick in the other hand, and rub around and around yourself utilising the back of the spoon.. And right into the taint/crack) . Unfortunately, as your nut is still attached you aren't anywhere nearly deformed enough to make use stronger procedures. There is one where you insert the spoon deep into your rectum,but please do not do be tempted to do this, no matter how pleasurable it gets. This procedure is too powerful for the minor ailment you have, and I fear you would find yourself sprouting an extra pair of bollocks behind the ones you already own.
Please update us with how this turns out ASAP, we're currently on the edge of our seats with anticipation.
Good luck!


Surgery and Infection by Fuck Ninnerbanks - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 21:49:32 EST ID:TYRR92s5 No.54839 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have recently (this weekend) undergone minor surgery to stitch up my ear after the top was split due to being attacked with a knife and I'm on clarithromycin to prevent infection and I was wondering, out of paranoia, how I would know if the wound was infected. I am obviously concerned about it healing properly and getting in touch with the surgery clinic has been a nightmare. I've been using an ointment regularly to stem off infection but was wondering, would it be obvious if there was an infection? I've never had anything like this before.

Photo is my ear post operation.
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Fuck Ninnerbanks - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 00:26:14 EST ID:TYRR92s5 No.54843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54841

This may sound stupid but they told me to avoid touching the area unless it is to apply the ointment, but I'd assume I'd have to clean the area regularly as well with water?
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Betsy Menderlare - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 13:54:54 EST ID:NHGTafh1 No.54844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54843

yes, clean water and soap. obviously be very gentle, and it is going to sting because it is not healed. you can use hydrogen peroxide if you have viking blood in your veins, but let me tell you that will burn like fire, but guarantee to sanitize it.
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Samuel Muzzlewodge - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 00:12:42 EST ID:NHGTafh1 No.54851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54839

i just want to restate that is some really impressive stitching they did, you should be happy about it. i worked in an ER for a year and i saw a few ears and noses stitched back together and it was rarely as neat as yours. it will obviously have a scar but it should heal very well and be not very noticeable.
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Nathaniel Brangerwater - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 01:30:27 EST ID:PATtkuQB No.54875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54844
Hydrogen Peroxide is quick and easy but it destroys a lot of newly formed/healed flesh. I wouldn't use it.
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 00:19:52 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54839
Coconut oil is a fantastic antiseptic young man. But you apply it straight to your asshole and not your ear, using the back of a stainless steel spoon to rub it in gently. I know this sounds far fetched, but it's a craze from England that scientific studies are blown away by. Do not try diluting the oil, this will only make it stronger - a bit like homeopathy - and you may even grow another ear somewhere on your body, the effects are that powerful! You'll only need a small amount. I've had a look at your photo, and I think a small 250ml jar should be enough to stop your ear eventually going black and falling off. Start ASAP as I see this process has already commenced. Two stainless steel teaspoonsful on an eve to begin with, increasing to four in the second week, and then six teaspoonsful but internally (you will want to do this anyway at this point) every night until you finish the jar. Warm the spoon up in warm milk beforehand if you fancy. This will definitely save your ear and enable you to find a girl who'll like that you look normal and non-deformed when you grow up. Dose for inevitable STDs is as above, but applied morning and night (you'll need the 500ml jar).
Good luck!


Stopping Xanax With Lamictal by Hannah Hagglebork - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:16:34 EST ID:FQZmEY3B No.55091 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I take Lamictol/Lambipol for my Bipolarity but also know it is an anti-epileptic.

I also happen to have a huge, huge dependency on Xanax. It can range from 6 to 15mg a day. It's been going on for 10 years. Sometimes I'll take an entire box in a night and I won't feel a thing, honestly.

Anyway.. I want out of this. I'm not getting high. This is a maintenance dose.

Would Lamictol make for a faster taper due to its anti-epileptic attributes?

I'm not gonna stop cold turkey. But if I do... I will go full seizure mode right?

Thanks in advance guys.
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David Bocklehall - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:06:27 EST ID:sPqBpZp8 No.55103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know. See a doctor. If you can't, then call a pharmacy in your area or visit one and honestly explain your situation. Tell them all the medications you take, including supplements. I would also suggest telling them that you're bipolar in case benzo withdrawal can lead to mania or depression, at least one of which you're predisposed to, as it could help them somehow.


Benzo withdrawal can kill you. Seizures aren't the only terrible thing you'll have to deal with. This isn't the time to experiment if you don't have to.
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Cyril Cirringsadge - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 10:45:59 EST ID:kB9y8kNk No.55104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55103

I agree, ten years is a fuckton of time to be on benzos, you should probably come clean and tell your doctor or pharmacy.

I take lamotrigine/lamictal too for bipolar disorder and I don't think it would help you to get off benzos faster. It's gonna take a LONG time to taper; you don't want to experiment and screw it up.
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Sidney Soffingforth - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 20:24:36 EST ID:cWciUpNW No.55111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I took 3 mgs of Clonazepam for about two years in my most recent prescription (taking benzos on and off for 5-6 years). While tapering off Clonazepam, I happened to be taking 200mg of Lamictal a day for mood stabilization, so that was considered a buffer against any threat of epilepsy, according to my psychiatrist.

I was really afraid while tapering off Clonazepam, but no two people withdrawal the same. I think the biggest threat is psyching yourself out. I hope you get out of this, too, because after years of using this stuff it really, really starts to change us.

I had a very painless withdrawal, no physical side effects and a very short period of stressing over whether or not I would have a panic attack or something. I never did. I dropped from 3 to 2.5, to 1.5, to nothing. About a span of 30 days in between each drop.

One thing I wish I hadn't done: read a bunch of shit on the internet about benzo withdrawal. You're psyching yourself out. I did the same thing. You will DOUBTLESSLY find posts about people having a hard time, but take it slow and it really helps if you can tell someone in your life what is going on. I think the most psychological agonizing part of withdrawal is feeling alone. You got any friends, good friends? Family? Love is a potent thing when you're up against fear.

I wish you peace of mind, whether or not you're going through the taper, because no one deserves to be chained to a substance like this.
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Archie Crebbertutch - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 02:14:02 EST ID:21fkN6sI No.55112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Taking Lamictal won't necessarily make your withdrawal any better, so it might still be better to stick to a normal taper schedule, to reduce risk of relapse
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 23:29:09 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55091
Have you tried tapering with the oil and spoon kit? It does mean showing your asshole to a doc, and feel the oil melt and run down your leg as he rubs you inside and out pleasantly with the back of a steel spoon (DO NOT use plastic ones, they are many times inferior and you could bleed to fucking death if the twat snaps). But I hear it works wonders for withdrawals. The coconuts used are 100% organic, fresh and the oil melts between your buttocks wonderfully.
Try not to fart.
Good luck!


Coconut oil/stainless steel spoon kits by Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 23:05:42 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55604 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone heard about or bought one of these coconut oil/stainless steel teaspoon kits? I've heard they can cure just about anything.


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