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can't poop by Isabella Banderwill - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 10:44:25 EST ID:OTZqc9bM No.54241 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Isabella Banderwill - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 14:37:38 EST ID:OTZqc9bM No.54244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Isabella Banderwill - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 19:56:06 EST ID:OTZqc9bM No.54245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
idk i pooped two small poops but feels like there's more up in there i can't squeeze out. should i stop eating until i take a fat shit?
Walter Blatherstock - Sun, 26 Jun 2016 10:51:01 EST ID:OTZqc9bM No.54246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i shat the rest of it diarrhea format this morning. thanks pretzelfag, you know your shit
Pretzelgirl - Tue, 26 Jul 2016 15:44:53 EST ID:M1FEKlGC No.54351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Np, I have worked with the feds in hospitals for a few years off and on, give or take. Glad to have helped
Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:21:02 EST ID:8rTptFiJ No.54375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
are you taking opiates?
they are known to cause constipation

Sciatic nerve damage lower lumbar area solution to cancer like pain by Walter Murdwater - Thu, 21 Jul 2016 12:31:06 EST ID:U2kOuOKa No.54313 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have personally found a miracle cure combonation for my hellish sciatica (sciatic nerve) pain and wish to share it with the community for those who may suffer. This took 6 uears of suffering and no relief to find a combo with many teams of doctors that works. It is mostly non-narcotic, but includes a relatively low dose regimen of benzodiazepine. Oxycarbezepine 300mg 2x daily and clonazepam 1.5-3mg per day, along with acetaminophen 1000-1500mg with an ocassional milk thistle liver detox for the tylenol seems to be adequate. Occassional Lorazepam injections for worse nerve pain days 4-point from a professional by request. 15mg Remeron for a nutropic antidepressant with little to no weight gain. And smoking pure speed
Phoebe Gendlebire - Thu, 21 Jul 2016 19:17:19 EST ID:vXMIAtH9 No.54319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Pass that shit, son

Post it on /chem/, might get the attention somebody.
Molly Blackman - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 00:55:43 EST ID:tmvx/ci+ No.54337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Everyone responds differently to painkillers and shit, glad you found what works for you though.
Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:19:12 EST ID:8rTptFiJ No.54374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> And smoking pure speed

yeah, you found the cure alright
or you could eat healthy, do stretches, and exercise.

LUNGS BTFO URGENT by neo - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 03:44:13 EST ID:75v2sD4i No.54322 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey bois
since tuesday (4 days) theres something going on with my lungs.
They hurt pretty bad, the kind of feeling you get with a bad cold. My throat feels swollen.
There is white/beige mucus coming from my lungs after heavy coughing. this also tastes bad.
If i dont cough for long enough, there will be a whistling sound. There is a slight sound of "pulling through" when inhaling deeply. My saliva production is immense, i constantly have to spit or swallow.
It started from one moment to another. Nothing lead up to it. The only unusual thing i did that day was taking a rip from some dudes bong, could that be it ? It wasnt there before and happened soon after.
Anything is appreciated. I just want to know whats going on. I had something similar to this years ago but i had legit pneumonia.
Doris Gaffingkore - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 11:02:52 EST ID:vXMIAtH9 No.54323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You have a fucking cold, you giant fucking pussy. How will humanity survive with people like you around?
neo - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 11:12:16 EST ID:75v2sD4i No.54325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The last time i was sick was when i had pneumonia which was 5 years ago.
I think humanity will be good tbh
Phoebe Fammerdock - Sat, 23 Jul 2016 00:58:52 EST ID:HGXhQlWm No.54329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
do you have nasal symptoms as well? runny and stuffy and stuff like that? and general physical discomfort?

you could have the flu. last time I had the flu my lungs got super fucked up.

also sounds like a general upper respiratory infection which is essentially a cold.

however the wheezing you are experiencing could be indicative of some underlying asthmatic symptoms you may have. do you smoke or are around smokers or a lot of pollution? especially when you're sick this can cause wheezing.

last time I had an asthma attack, some bacteria got in there and caused a gnarly infection. you most likely wanna go to the doctor's for some sort of steroid for the wheezing. there may be over-the-counter options for the wheezing but in my 15 years of experience with asthma, you might need an inhaler.
Priscilla Dommlestitch - Sat, 23 Jul 2016 01:53:16 EST ID:Zn+WpH5q No.54333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you have acquired a pathogen from your friend's bong. congratulations, your immune system shall grow stronger
Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:15:26 EST ID:8rTptFiJ No.54373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you might need antibiotics
go see a doctor or even an herbalist if things aren't clearing up on their own

Balanitis or chlamydia by Tom Swiftington - Sat, 23 Jul 2016 05:33:13 EST ID:27NJOMxl No.54334 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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History of chlamydia a 4 years ago, was cured.

Started yesterday, foreskin is swollen and tender. White discharge appeared and is seeping fairly constantly. I think the discharge is from my foreskin and glans, not urethral.

Your thoughts?

Pic relevant.
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Thomas Blublingbit - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 04:39:06 EST ID:Zn+WpH5q No.54344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
pretty horrendous, buddy, god have mercy on your dick
Tom Swiftington - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 10:58:44 EST ID:27NJOMxl No.54345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah yeah, I have a foreskin and am filthy to all amerifags.
Symptoms subsiding, 99% sure it's a local skin infection.
Fucking Blimmleford - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 13:44:32 EST ID:vXMIAtH9 No.54346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey im european with my dick intact aswell

Yo cock is in the very center of my prayers 2nite
get tested anyways trust me
when I was a kid my foreskin had a bunch of ruptures/small wounds and I got cream to put on it
maybe get a cream dude?
Sphincter Lactitus - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 04:26:03 EST ID:yw2pWV+y No.54369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Looks like your foreskin got an infection from the swelling, and that it's subsided over a couple of days. Did you take ibuprofen/anti-inflammatory meds? How is it when passing urine? Have you been masturbating quite frequently? Take care that you are changing clothes and showering often. Faecal matter may have somehow gotten to your genitals.

I sympathise with your concerns, circumcision is stupid. I take terrific care of my penis/foreskin and never have issues. American women I have been with have enjoyed unwrapping their present. The human body doesn't NEED snipping and cutting, that's just USA culture being vain and idiotic.
Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:03:41 EST ID:8rTptFiJ No.54370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
stop beating the poor thing so hard, use lube with your masturbator sleeve & go to planned parenthood for a full panel sti/std test

STI? by Nicholas Gomblewill - Tue, 19 Jul 2016 00:47:18 EST ID:j6b3Fun1 No.54302 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Fuck, guys. I'm sorry I can't get a better picture but does this seem like an sti to you? It looks/feels like bad razor burn and it itches like it, but it seems worse than any razor burn I've had before

I'm going to go to the walk in clinic after work tomorrow but I'm freaking out and want some speculation. Needless to say I won't be engaging with anyone til I find out what's up...
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Molly Blackman - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 00:43:06 EST ID:tmvx/ci+ No.54336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Advanced med student here. You can't diagnose herpes by any blood test (almost anyone would be positive despite absence of symptoms). Herpes diagnosis is clinical, you can confirm it by microscopical examination of the liquid of the vesicles finding some characteristic cell alterations.
Other than that, I totally agree, doesn't seem like herpes, not a typical distribution, nor typical lesions. Could it be? Yeah, it's possible, but very unlikely. OP, you shouldn't trust this diagnosis just because it matches your presumption. More pics would indeed help now, to see how is it evolving.
Shitting Worthingwater - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 16:26:26 EST ID:L2MRc7YG No.54347 Ignore Report Quick Reply

OP here. Going to try to answer it all in one go. Also want to dispel paranoia and explain I have free health care, so the doctor makes 0 profit off of 'deceiving me'

We did the swab test. It IS herpes, and oddly it is type 1, not type 2. I did not have anal sex and I did not have oral sex preformed on me, so I am assuming this dude used spit as lube or something and I didn't notice. I did get quite self-lubricated so I'm sure the virus would have been capable of working it's way around from that.

I did kiss him before/after preforming oral sex on him, so perhaps it spread through saliva contact that way? Either way I find it odd too, but it is what it is. I've read A LOT about herpes since this started, and drilled doctors for confirmation, so med students double check your shit because although this entire case seems atypical it is completely possible for herpes, from my new understanding (...and clearly 1st hand experience)

Herpes type 1 is apparently less likely to cause inner vaginal infection when spread genitally, so I'm not super shocked it's around my butt/bikini line like irritation or razor burn. Maybe I had irritation already from shaving so it shocked up there? Dunno

Also Herpes CAN be detected by blood test but yes it's not as reliable and unless your body already has antibodies against it (ie you've had it longer than you thought) it's not going to show up. Swab test is best chance

Considering how long this has lasted, the pain I'm in, the now present swollen nodes/fever/fatigue and nausea, even without the test I'm confident it fits. I wanted truly badly to believe it was irritation or some other rash or whatever, but it's not
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Fanny Duckspear - Tue, 26 Jul 2016 14:01:59 EST ID:vXMIAtH9 No.54350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Advanced med student here
i bet
inb4 vehk without trip
Vehk !7HYGxe5v5c - Tue, 02 Aug 2016 00:36:04 EST ID:cqjJ+3fx No.54365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've never claimed to be a med student, retard.
Sphincter Lactitus - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 04:15:14 EST ID:yw2pWV+y No.54368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Don't ever change, baby.

Please help me oh god by Reuben Crullydatch - Wed, 13 Jul 2016 16:49:35 EST ID:2HKiQJ7X No.54284 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Whenever I wipe my butt there is normally blood on the toilet paper. This has been going on for years.

I think most of the time I wipe too hard, and sometimes very rarely like today, the blood is bright red, and there is a lot of it.

Sometimes my butt itches and it is unbearable, so that's why I wipe so hard. I don't think it's parasites or anything.

I think the problem is the itching, that makes me wipe too hard and causes the bleeding.
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Matilda Crurrybet - Sun, 17 Jul 2016 09:20:08 EST ID:2HKiQJ7X No.54298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is gross but I got a picture

Is it cancer or hemorrhoids? Sorry
Matilda Crurrybet - Sun, 17 Jul 2016 09:38:21 EST ID:2HKiQJ7X No.54299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also, once again, oh my god please help. I eat well, fruits and things, I'm not overweight. I'm buying baby wipes today, so I hope that helps. I'm really scared yo
Samuel Wavinggold - Mon, 18 Jul 2016 01:28:30 EST ID:4JT9KMFc No.54300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yea, this. The symptom you would go see a doctor for is having dark red to black shit, which would mean you have an upper GI bleed. Bright red means it's fresh, plus you've seen the little bumps on your anus that you have most likely scratched open.
Martha Cettingspear - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 12:55:27 EST ID:cbjyU/lT No.54326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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A high-fiber diet can help ease bowel movements but does not necassarily cure the hemorrhoids. Also, watch the movie Wetlands.
Basil Blopperwill - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 22:24:04 EST ID:AXN7JBRm No.54367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hemorrhoids, my man. Welcome to the club.

If you don't drink enough water, take lots of opiates/kratom, or eat on a regular cycle everyday, well... That'll do it.

My good friend and I both have had them regularly over the last year or two. My friend says he bleeds every time he poops, period. I used to 4/5 times but then I started experimenting. I had been taking kratom along with my RX of paxil, both of which can cause constipation, and hadn't been drinking enough water. As soon as I started eating an extra apple/banana/peach/mango/carrot/salad and drinking at least two liters of water a day, they've stopped. At least, I don't bleed. I still get the 'roids once or thrice a month but even then I don't usually bleed.

Some people were built with inferior buttholes, man. Don't sweat it. I freaked out too when it started. Just experiment with your daily habits and water/food intake. Also, soak your shitter in some cool water, use roid cream, squat to shit instead of sitting, and don't strain so hard. I've had really big, hard turds lodged up in there ( that would have 110% ripped open my backdoor) and used a small, smooth object with lube to break it apart gently to save on the tablespoon of blood. Awkward but efficient.

The hell is this? by Frederick Pittfield - Fri, 29 Jul 2016 10:07:52 EST ID:fxY8Sj6e No.54355 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>around 2-3 mm wide bumps with clear liquid, the white color is mostly the skin itself
>stick around forever
>if you pop them it hurts and they come back in the same spot

I had some of these for a a long time now, but lately they're more common.

Pic related, best quality photo I managed to make. How do i get rid of them?
Fuck Derryhene - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 02:20:46 EST ID:LbauZ65d No.54359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
your "best quality photo" looks like images from Voyager I.

maybe try some a little more zoomed out so we can actually see what the fuck we are seeing?
Edwin Nibbermog - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 15:48:18 EST ID:fxY8Sj6e No.54361 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Believe me, I tried. I have a nikon and a phone and neither can snap a good photo of something as small it for whatever reason. Probably autofocus fucking up/

I's a transparent/gray, round, tiny blister with clear fluid. There can't be too many possible candidates, right?
Charles Mishtene - Mon, 01 Aug 2016 05:00:42 EST ID:LbauZ65d No.54362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
where on your body on they located? have you recently changed things you are putting into your body? (food, drink, drugs, dicks, etc.)
Phoebe Brunderkat - Tue, 02 Aug 2016 06:59:39 EST ID:fxY8Sj6e No.54366 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Face. Had these for a long time, first one between the eyebrows, more during last year. It might be due to more sweating I guess? I've tried to be more active and it was hotter.

Peeing Problems?? by Phoebe Dabberperk - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 11:52:45 EST ID:cbjyU/lT No.54356 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm a girl with a vagina and I have been having some issues with urinating. In particular, every night when I go to bed, I can't sleep until I have made 3-10 visits to the toilet. Even though my bladder is empty I keep feeling like I have to pee. Then when I do sit on the toilet I have to force myself to pee out one drop or else that feeling of having to pee won't go away. I often stay up very late completing this routine so it is costing me sleep. This has been going on a few years and the doctors could not detect any UTI or STD. They didn't seem to believe me when I explained my problem. What is going on with my bladder/ urinary tract?
Fuck Derryhene - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 02:19:54 EST ID:LbauZ65d No.54358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sounds like you have an inflamed prostate
Phineas Bundock - Mon, 01 Aug 2016 13:07:52 EST ID:tLFbIU+w No.54363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Might be post-void dribbling. Afflicts mostly men but some females get it, too. I saw a girl on /adv/ about 2 years ago asking about it.


Google it and you'll find plenty of articles about it, including some things you can do to cope with it.

I just threw up by Hamilton Bankinfoot - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 17:09:30 EST ID:GTNP3T7S No.54348 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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does this look relatively fine to you or should I seek medical attention? completely sober, just had an urge to throw up and this is what came out.
Alice Gottingdock - Tue, 26 Jul 2016 06:25:54 EST ID:2HKiQJ7X No.54349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"I threw up and I don't know why."

I know absolutely nothing about health, but yes, this is definitely a reason to go to the doctor in my opinion.
Jenny Lightham - Wed, 27 Jul 2016 02:22:35 EST ID:LbauZ65d No.54352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>threw up blood for unknown reasons

yep sounds totally normal
William Bunkinnot - Wed, 27 Jul 2016 12:36:00 EST ID:yFEzVTHs No.54354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
IS that blood or did you eat a can of tomato sauce? That would heavily influence my decision on whether or not to go to the doctor.
Cyril Nickleville - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 17:37:19 EST ID:pdjcrxfB No.54357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man, that toilet has got a low water line.

Conspiracies by Lillian Turveyridge - Sat, 16 Jul 2016 10:15:47 EST ID:5DYZk1ed No.54295 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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People are being poisoned,infected and balded by the shampoo,beverages and food.
Phyllis Nondlefuck - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 03:35:26 EST ID:tHgzKT9Z No.54343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cosmetics, facial cleansers, yeah.

>you need this to be beautiful
you weren't ugly/malformed/diseased in the first place, but now you are. better maintain what only the product can now provide.

one of my up and coming favorites is Coca Cola's "balanced diet" campaign. Coke is good for you, just remember to eat apples and get plenty of outdoor exercise! Coca Cola cares about you. =)

And, yeah, parents on the lower end of the IQ spectrum take one look and feel justified in buying their kids a 24 pack of liquid poopoo.

What's sick is that famous actors and idols are symbols of these fuckuppery. Hunger Games Whoever Girl smiling with a face caked in Revlon (photoshopped to boot)- she's an idol for millions of children. They want to be her. Maroon5 guy making ADHD commercials for Ritalin, etc. I don't have ADHD, but when I take a ritalin, I feel great too. (By the by, that guy openly boasts a seriously messed up caffeine/coffee addiction, but can't put two and two together)

Well. These threads don't get comments here, since it's really a place for immediate answers about common ailments. But you're heard.

Maintaining health with lots of sex by Ebenezer Pittham - Tue, 21 Jun 2016 07:24:04 EST ID:iOaumfho No.54234 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anything I can take to keep my stamina and health high while having sex twice daily? Only mineral/supplement I can find recommended is zinc. I also sip horny goat weed occasionally, but all it does is unrestrict blood flow to my groin, which makes getting hornier much easier. I would have no problem getting horny in public from that stuff, its awesome.
But is there anything else I can take to maintain optimal health? I would love to be able to ejaculate more too. That would be amazing and my wife would love it. I take daily vega shakes which is an all in one nutritional shake, some times goji berries too.
Beatrice Gocklespear - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 00:32:46 EST ID:yw2pWV+y No.54286 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are you trying to get her pregnant? Zinc is the key thing, maybe some iron too. How's your diet? More protein is good, especially in the morning, but lots of fruits, nuts, seeds and vegetables are important for energy throughout the day. Try to have a balanced lunch and a power nap of 10-20 minutes after.

Exercise is great too. Energy generates energy.. Squats actually boost your testosterone levels. Do some horse stance (6x 30sec sets is a good starting point) and planking. Toned abdominal, thigh and arm muscles means more efficient use of energy in the body. Big muscle gasses out faster than the slimmer kind so work with poses. It will make sense when you're fucking in the shower, or doing a lot of work on top.
Isabella Wonningmire - Wed, 20 Jul 2016 17:39:06 EST ID:vXMIAtH9 No.54308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Good post

I can totally relate when fucking on top and your arms and core gets fucked up

Never could fuck in the shower, though. The water makes it hard to stick it in
Simon Collyshit - Thu, 21 Jul 2016 20:12:33 EST ID:yw2pWV+y No.54320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're not making her wet enough.
Doris Gaffingkore - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 11:04:16 EST ID:vXMIAtH9 No.54324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes I am. We fuck at least a couple times when we meet up.

Sciatica by Ian Horryson - Thu, 21 Jul 2016 14:10:23 EST ID:sLJS5CT1 No.54316 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Was diagnosed with top gov MRI and CAT scans with EKGs several times with lower lumbar sciatica and one of the worst clinical cases of ADHD on record in the USA. The DEA approves amphetamine salts as a script WITH seizure meds
Phoebe Gendlebire - Thu, 21 Jul 2016 19:14:40 EST ID:vXMIAtH9 No.54318 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's a nice picture. I hate that my fuckbuddy is a roastie. You ever gone down on a roastie? Ugh.

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