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Injected semen, am I going to die by Alice Deblinghood - Mon, 05 Jun 2017 23:12:04 EST ID:gag2Y+/z No.54993 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /med/ so I am an IV drug user and my water was cut off recently. I was really fucked up last night masturbating and I jizzed in a spoon. I don't know what I was thinking, but then I mixed dope in with the cum and injected it. Should I see a doctor?
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Basil Buzzford - Mon, 05 Jun 2017 23:48:32 EST ID:GX3kFisI No.54995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
as long as your semen doesn't have aids
then you probably would have gotten aids
so as long as it doesn't
your semen having the aids would transfer the semen aids into your blood, manufacturing blood aids
the semen aids will then have entered your blood through the injection
the injection whereupon you mixed, with your spoon-like heroin device, your semen with your smack
your smackeriedooda dibbibbity booeewp beep beep
alright that's enough of that
so your semen aids and blood combine to make blood aids
you better pray to the semen aids angel that she hasn't blessed you with her blessing, the only blessing allotted to the semen aids angel: semen aids
you better pray
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Sidney Sungersit - Tue, 06 Jun 2017 16:58:16 EST ID:W8FkDObv No.54997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
uhh yeah not gonna lie here, i am not up to date on the medical details of intravenous semen injections. my gut reaction however is that this is bad and will probably cause bad things. i mean like, an air bubble in a blood vessel can cause a heart attack, what about a load of jizz seepin through those chambers? i just don't know.
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Edwin Gingerwill - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 15:13:51 EST ID:FZETC8al No.55034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Honestly I don't see this being a major problem, surely the sperm will just die off and get filtered out of the blood. Other than that semen is pretty much just water. It's probably better than getting water from a dirty public bathroom
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Priscilla Gomblefield - Mon, 03 Jul 2017 11:00:25 EST ID:y8vldrUs No.55042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55037
>Also, what if the sperm make it to his brain, what then!?
We have pretty clear medicial history on this, pic related.
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 02:38:27 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54993
No, you will not die - but you need to follow the following procedure. Have you by any chance heard of the coconut oil spoon method? It's been a craze in England in 2018, and although it sounds like pseudoscience it's effect is amazing. Your doc will have knowledge of the method, he can perform the procedure on you himself, prescribe you the kit or you can find the items individually yourself. You'll need 5kg glass jar of 100% pure, organic virgin coconut oil, a highly polished stainless steel teaspoon and a razor. Start by shaving off all the public hair around your Anus. I hear people wax it off too. Get a teaspoon of the coconut oil and smear it around your asshole and utilise the back of the spoon to rub in gentle circular motions. You'll probably need 2-3 spoonfuls every night for 2wks. You can do it in comfort of your home if you lay a towel under yourself. This procedure can be highly erotic and rewarding if done with TLC - you can even experiment inserting the handle inside yourself if you decide you'd like to try it. This is very powerful, treatment tackles all situations where semen had been accidentaly iv'd. You can purchase emergency kits in preparation for such an occasion. It happens so often everyday all around the country and so many are not ready and end up succuming. Do not stop halfway through the course of treatment! The DNA in the semen can still mutate and make extra body parts grow on the external dermis. I read about one woman who accidentaly iv'd her boyfriends cum, stopped the anal coconut oiling after 5 days and grew an Adams apple on her buttock and a ball sack on one eyelid. She now needs specialist footwear as each foot has grown its own huge foreskin and glans.
Good luck.


STD Paranoia by Charles Widdlechire - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 02:03:01 EST ID:x6FKQZEM No.55234 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys,


I really need some genuine advice especially from any possible medical professionals that happen to be here as well. I'm a 20 year old male and every time I have sex with a new partner even with a condom I'm absolutely terrified that I've contracted an STD, especially the ones that you can't get rid of like Herpes. The first time I ever had sex it was with an older more experienced girl and I used a condom and never really worried about it. The second partner I fucked this girl I was in love with and didn't use a condom and came inside of her (she was on birth control). Never was worried about that. It was only when I got drunk and had sex with this girl without protection when I was 18 that was kind of promiscuous that I freaked the fuck out and started getting tested for every possible STD i could and going to the doctor for every little bump or ingrown hair ive ever seen down there. They say at planned Parenthood it takes about 4-6 weeks for every thing to show up so I would find myself being extremely depressed until i waited out the incubation periods and then it takes another 2 weeks they tell you to wait after your test and if you don't get a call, your results are normal. I made sure to get tested for everything including both strains of Herpes and I've never tested positive for anything, except once when I got molluscum when I was fucking these two girls at the same time. That took months of treatment and was absolutely miserable before it finally went away. Anyways, After I finally got rid of my molluscum i went months and months without having sex basically just to make sure it was gone and because I wasn't really in the mood to have sex after that. All my tests came back clean and i didn't have anything and My molluscum never came back so December 2017 I assumed it was okay to become sexually active again. This girl invited me over and after basically begging me to fuck her I finally caved, but made sure to wear condoms both times we had sex. Now I'm stuck in the same position I always seem to put myself in. I have 11 more days until it's been a month since we had sex so I can go and get tested, and then 2 weeks after that to make sure I do…
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Simon Sittingpudging - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 12:23:38 EST ID:z8aiqwlu No.55235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah dude Star Trek: Discovery is total shit mate i feel you
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Cedric Bunford - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 19:43:25 EST ID:0NfOusWD No.55236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 01:32:15 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55234
It sounds like you've had an awful fright, so I have a modicum of genuine advice for you. The procedure may sound horrendous, but millions of people in England are currently curing themselves of all kinds of ailments utilising this method. Have you heard of the 'oil and spoon' method? Doctors are blown away with the results. What you do is apply 100% pure organic coconut oil directly to your asshole, and massage gently in a circular motion with the back of a stainless steel spoon for 5 minutes. From your post it sounds like you need to utilise a tablespoon, not a teaspoon. If you buy a 2kg jar and massage 3x tablespoons into your anus every night for a week, then 4x tablespoons for another week, you will become immune to all STDs in existence and also Aspergers Syndrome. You'll be able to 'fuck bitches' to your hearts content without the intrusive thoughts and panic tests. Be sure to finish the entire jar, because you could actually lose your cock and later die if you quit halfway through! It will just come off in your underwear or while you urinate, and then you'll know it's you next. You'll just keel over one day, and it'll be all your fault your family is mourning you.
Good luck!


Ballmastrz 9000: Balled too hard? by David Blollystidge - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 01:57:33 EST ID:Ao2VmIUs No.55436 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need a quick medical opinion and since I'm american this is my best option

My left nut feels oddly... sensitive today. There's no pain, and i've confirmed it's still attached, but it feels oddly strained, kind of like you know how your nuts feel if they ever retract too far in in your sack/inside your body to an uncomfortable degree? It feels like that, but it's hanging at it's normal height.

Needless to say about any ball related shit, i'm freaked. The best I can figure is last weekend while i was masturbating I accidentally blueballed myself pretty hard and it hurt, but the pain subsided and i jerked off twice since then and the sensitivity only started today? the feeling subsides a bit if i stand vs sitting and seems mostly located in the strand that connects the ball to the body

Did I just bruise a blood vessel when I blueballed myself or is this more serious? how long should I wait to talk to someone as long as it doesn't hurt?

Will update soon if it subsides/continues...
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David Blollystidge - Sat, 16 Jun 2018 03:39:29 EST ID:Ao2VmIUs No.55437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55436

Update: had a chance to poke around in the shower, it's definitely one of the blood vessels on the upper outer part of my left testicle. Doesn't feel swollen and no paid, but it still feels oddly sensitive. Gonna sleep on it now. nbdp
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Wesley Bashtone - Mon, 18 Jun 2018 00:46:32 EST ID:tkuCYF0S No.55439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55436
Best get that checked out
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Nicholas Heffinghall - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 15:19:45 EST ID:IOSQ35m1 No.55479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55439
After waiting a few days for changes
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Cornelius Bardwater - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 13:04:31 EST ID:qzXX4B4A No.55499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Could be epididymitis. I've had it in my right one, its pretty harmless. But you really should get any ball related stuff checked out
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 01:03:15 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55436
This is going to sound crazy young man, but you must dip your nutsack into a bowl of decanted organic coconut oil and rub your nuts allover with a stainless steel spoon. You can buy a kit from the pharmacy which contains a glass jar of between 250g - 50kg of 100% coconut oil, and spoons of differing sizes. The highly polished ones are much more effective. You may need to wax beforehand. The right one aswell please, spread the oil everywhere to make sure you get all the benefits (I mean hold your dick in the other hand, and rub around and around yourself utilising the back of the spoon.. And right into the taint/crack) . Unfortunately, as your nut is still attached you aren't anywhere nearly deformed enough to make use stronger procedures. There is one where you insert the spoon deep into your rectum,but please do not do be tempted to do this, no matter how pleasurable it gets. This procedure is too powerful for the minor ailment you have, and I fear you would find yourself sprouting an extra pair of bollocks behind the ones you already own.
Please update us with how this turns out ASAP, we're currently on the edge of our seats with anticipation.
Good luck!


Surgery and Infection by Fuck Ninnerbanks - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 21:49:32 EST ID:TYRR92s5 No.54839 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have recently (this weekend) undergone minor surgery to stitch up my ear after the top was split due to being attacked with a knife and I'm on clarithromycin to prevent infection and I was wondering, out of paranoia, how I would know if the wound was infected. I am obviously concerned about it healing properly and getting in touch with the surgery clinic has been a nightmare. I've been using an ointment regularly to stem off infection but was wondering, would it be obvious if there was an infection? I've never had anything like this before.

Photo is my ear post operation.
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Fuck Ninnerbanks - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 00:26:14 EST ID:TYRR92s5 No.54843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54841

This may sound stupid but they told me to avoid touching the area unless it is to apply the ointment, but I'd assume I'd have to clean the area regularly as well with water?
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Betsy Menderlare - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 13:54:54 EST ID:NHGTafh1 No.54844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54843

yes, clean water and soap. obviously be very gentle, and it is going to sting because it is not healed. you can use hydrogen peroxide if you have viking blood in your veins, but let me tell you that will burn like fire, but guarantee to sanitize it.
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Samuel Muzzlewodge - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 00:12:42 EST ID:NHGTafh1 No.54851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54839

i just want to restate that is some really impressive stitching they did, you should be happy about it. i worked in an ER for a year and i saw a few ears and noses stitched back together and it was rarely as neat as yours. it will obviously have a scar but it should heal very well and be not very noticeable.
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Nathaniel Brangerwater - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 01:30:27 EST ID:PATtkuQB No.54875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54844
Hydrogen Peroxide is quick and easy but it destroys a lot of newly formed/healed flesh. I wouldn't use it.
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 00:19:52 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54839
Coconut oil is a fantastic antiseptic young man. But you apply it straight to your asshole and not your ear, using the back of a stainless steel spoon to rub it in gently. I know this sounds far fetched, but it's a craze from England that scientific studies are blown away by. Do not try diluting the oil, this will only make it stronger - a bit like homeopathy - and you may even grow another ear somewhere on your body, the effects are that powerful! You'll only need a small amount. I've had a look at your photo, and I think a small 250ml jar should be enough to stop your ear eventually going black and falling off. Start ASAP as I see this process has already commenced. Two stainless steel teaspoonsful on an eve to begin with, increasing to four in the second week, and then six teaspoonsful but internally (you will want to do this anyway at this point) every night until you finish the jar. Warm the spoon up in warm milk beforehand if you fancy. This will definitely save your ear and enable you to find a girl who'll like that you look normal and non-deformed when you grow up. Dose for inevitable STDs is as above, but applied morning and night (you'll need the 500ml jar).
Good luck!


Stopping Xanax With Lamictal by Hannah Hagglebork - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:16:34 EST ID:FQZmEY3B No.55091 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I take Lamictol/Lambipol for my Bipolarity but also know it is an anti-epileptic.

I also happen to have a huge, huge dependency on Xanax. It can range from 6 to 15mg a day. It's been going on for 10 years. Sometimes I'll take an entire box in a night and I won't feel a thing, honestly.

Anyway.. I want out of this. I'm not getting high. This is a maintenance dose.

Would Lamictol make for a faster taper due to its anti-epileptic attributes?

I'm not gonna stop cold turkey. But if I do... I will go full seizure mode right?

Thanks in advance guys.
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David Bocklehall - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:06:27 EST ID:sPqBpZp8 No.55103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know. See a doctor. If you can't, then call a pharmacy in your area or visit one and honestly explain your situation. Tell them all the medications you take, including supplements. I would also suggest telling them that you're bipolar in case benzo withdrawal can lead to mania or depression, at least one of which you're predisposed to, as it could help them somehow.


Benzo withdrawal can kill you. Seizures aren't the only terrible thing you'll have to deal with. This isn't the time to experiment if you don't have to.
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Cyril Cirringsadge - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 10:45:59 EST ID:kB9y8kNk No.55104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55103

I agree, ten years is a fuckton of time to be on benzos, you should probably come clean and tell your doctor or pharmacy.

I take lamotrigine/lamictal too for bipolar disorder and I don't think it would help you to get off benzos faster. It's gonna take a LONG time to taper; you don't want to experiment and screw it up.
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Sidney Soffingforth - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 20:24:36 EST ID:cWciUpNW No.55111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I took 3 mgs of Clonazepam for about two years in my most recent prescription (taking benzos on and off for 5-6 years). While tapering off Clonazepam, I happened to be taking 200mg of Lamictal a day for mood stabilization, so that was considered a buffer against any threat of epilepsy, according to my psychiatrist.

I was really afraid while tapering off Clonazepam, but no two people withdrawal the same. I think the biggest threat is psyching yourself out. I hope you get out of this, too, because after years of using this stuff it really, really starts to change us.

I had a very painless withdrawal, no physical side effects and a very short period of stressing over whether or not I would have a panic attack or something. I never did. I dropped from 3 to 2.5, to 1.5, to nothing. About a span of 30 days in between each drop.

One thing I wish I hadn't done: read a bunch of shit on the internet about benzo withdrawal. You're psyching yourself out. I did the same thing. You will DOUBTLESSLY find posts about people having a hard time, but take it slow and it really helps if you can tell someone in your life what is going on. I think the most psychological agonizing part of withdrawal is feeling alone. You got any friends, good friends? Family? Love is a potent thing when you're up against fear.

I wish you peace of mind, whether or not you're going through the taper, because no one deserves to be chained to a substance like this.
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Archie Crebbertutch - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 02:14:02 EST ID:21fkN6sI No.55112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Taking Lamictal won't necessarily make your withdrawal any better, so it might still be better to stick to a normal taper schedule, to reduce risk of relapse
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 23:29:09 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55091
Have you tried tapering with the oil and spoon kit? It does mean showing your asshole to a doc, and feel the oil melt and run down your leg as he rubs you inside and out pleasantly with the back of a steel spoon (DO NOT use plastic ones, they are many times inferior and you could bleed to fucking death if the twat snaps). But I hear it works wonders for withdrawals. The coconuts used are 100% organic, fresh and the oil melts between your buttocks wonderfully.
Try not to fart.
Good luck!


Coconut oil/stainless steel spoon kits by Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 23:05:42 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55604 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone heard about or bought one of these coconut oil/stainless steel teaspoon kits? I've heard they can cure just about anything.


woke up in a wet bed near my GF by Gernot Hassknecht - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 03:20:06 EST ID:OGgsOPCf No.54736 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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25yr old male here.
Never happened to me before
(besides when I was a kid).

Woke up in a wet bed today. GF took it considerably relaxed.

Embarrassed as fuck!

I know things like this can happen when there is a lot of stress in life.
But there is nothing major going on right now.
Feel pretty relaxed the whole time.

Do I need to look for a doc?

Is there any way to know this will happen again?
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Libbier Happier - Sun, 21 May 2017 18:15:58 EST ID:OKCf70BM No.54959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Polly Gindlegold - Sun, 21 May 2017 20:25:57 EST ID:NXGJvihF No.54960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I did this after a couple beers and some promethazine as an adult :(
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Matilda Sacklehick - Mon, 22 May 2017 12:36:15 EST ID:pk7Bjdih No.54965 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54736

Are you on any medications for sleep? Did you drink alcohol?
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Shit Brookwater - Mon, 22 May 2017 20:10:59 EST ID:YZzdD5Iz No.54966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no joke OP, i suggest doing some kegel exercises to strengthen the sphincters controlling your urine flow (males have 2). just try to start and stop your pissing mid-stream several times to build up those muscles. i know it may sound like bullshit but it's actually a successful remedy if kids have a bedwetting problem.
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 22:57:22 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54736
Ask your doctor to prescribe you the coconut oil and highly polished stainless steel teaspoon kit, pissy pants! The coconut oil is 100% organic and from fresh green coconuts, ie. not the old brown store bought ones. Get the 5kg glass jar if you can. The plastic jars leech chemicals. The instructions tell you to part your buttocks (you may need to wax the area first) and spread one heaped spoonful of coconut oil around your asshole and immediately rub yourself with the rear of the spoon. Gently, in a circular and oddly pleasant, massagey kind of way. You may find this becomes more pleasurable as the treatment continues, and finally intensely erotic by the end. You'll need to continue this application, stinkbomb, every morning and every night or you'll pee the bed like a naughty little boy, and more and more often, until you have no choice but to resort to adult diapers. Continue until the whole 5kg has been used. Your bladder will know if you cheat, and will shrivel up and tell your prostate to enlarge if the treatment on your asshole is neglected. Perhaps you can get your girlfriend (if she'll stay with you and support through this without laughing) to join in and add a new erotic vibe to your Sex life? She can even insert the handle if you find the idea sexy enough. This treatment is from England, home of the Finest Sheffield Steel. The coconuts are from The Great Barrier Reef or something.
It worked absolute wonders for me!
Good luck.


Fuck, had a tooth removed! by Dicking Cockbuckler - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 01:00:40 EST ID:yw2pWV+y No.54287 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, I copped a pretty nasty hook to the jaw a while ago and some of my second molar chipped away.. Due to personal management issues I took some time to confront this and it naturally broke down more. I never felt any pain, and my other teeth are fine, so I didn't confront it until today. It was discovered by x-ray that the damage was so deep that an expensive root canal wouldn't be likely to save it, so I had it pulled.

I realise the complications that come with removing a molar with neighboring teeth, so I want to have an implant installed soon. It would be about 4.5 - 5k in my country, but I'm considering going to the Philippines. I hear good things, incl. the cost. My girlfriend is from there and wants to go back next year.. Any advice?
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Charles Piddlebare - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 02:20:26 EST ID:7a/GUzCH No.54288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it will be more challenging, because you will need someone who speaks mandarin, but probably the highest quality/cost ratio you can access: taiwan
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Beatrice Gocklespear - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 18:46:38 EST ID:yw2pWV+y No.54291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54288
Cool, I speak mandarin.
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 22:19:44 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54287
Grow a new one with the new fad from England. Order the large anal/stirrup kit, comprising 10kg jar pure organic coconut oil with the tablespoon (not the teaspoon one) and a set of plastic and rope stirups. You can choose stainless steel spoons or highly Polish stainless steel spoons for quicker results . Take 250g of the high quality oil, and slowly spoon it inside yourself rectally. This restores the ingredients, like calcium and enamel, that you'll need to regrow the tooth. As you know, they take a long time to grow in, and the treatment is quite long at 40 days but you mustn't give up halfway through or you'll die. Don't let this put you off, the experience is quite pleasant once you get used to it, you may even find yourself looking forward to putting your legs up in the stirrups each night, like women do when they have the pelvic gyno inspection thing done. Plus you'll be able to eat properly again, and not Spit meat bits out when you talk to people in the street.
Good luck.


can't poop by Isabella Banderwill - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 10:44:25 EST ID:OTZqc9bM No.54241 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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help
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Walter Blatherstock - Sun, 26 Jun 2016 10:51:01 EST ID:OTZqc9bM No.54246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i shat the rest of it diarrhea format this morning. thanks pretzelfag, you know your shit
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Pretzelgirl - Tue, 26 Jul 2016 15:44:53 EST ID:M1FEKlGC No.54351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54246
Np, I have worked with the feds in hospitals for a few years off and on, give or take. Glad to have helped
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Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:21:02 EST ID:8rTptFiJ No.54375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
are you taking opiates?
they are known to cause constipation
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Hannah Pibberstock - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 19:31:23 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54241
When I need to poop I reach for either walnuts or lettuce. Both of these things make me pooooooop!
Especially two handfuls of walnuts.
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 22:01:41 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54241
But what is even better is 500g coconut oil spooned up your rectum with a stainless steel spoon,followed by a soothing rub against your ass hole with the back of the spoon. Ask your pharmacist for the small anal kit. Ask someone with a strong stomach to hold your cheeks apart for you for easier spooning. The pharmacist will stock the anal speculum add-on if everyone is a bit squeamish, or you are too shy for that sort of thing. You will shit for days. Literally, days.
Good luck.


I just threw up this much blood by David Shakebanks - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 18:34:01 EST ID:2dJaS4ne No.55177 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is this too much blood to throw up
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Martha Drerrylark - Sun, 10 Dec 2017 17:30:54 EST ID:oA6VyjOK No.55185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55177
no, keep it up
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:54:28 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55177
You can replace the blood you've lost using coconut oil as a replacement. Ask your mom for a stainless steel spoon and take both items to the bathroom. Ask your mom to spoon the coconut oil into your rectum. 2x 1kg jars should do it. Your body will absorb it and then you can get to cleaning up that bloody mess you've made. Look at the state of the carpet!
Good luck.


Non narcotic otc pain management by Angus Donkinwell - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 14:38:00 EST ID:3NARkKUi No.55486 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I tore my acl a couple days ago and the pain is near unbearable at the moment. My doctor will not prescribe me narcotics as a "former" addict and Tylenol etc are not even talking the edge off. Are there any reliable diy pain remedies or otc drugs that manage pain as an of label thing? I don't mind side effects or if I have to abuse something to get the desired effect. I will also go to a plant store if necessary if that's the answer. Any help greatly appreciated
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Charles Blythehall - Thu, 26 Jul 2018 14:07:12 EST ID:nGb4qkJa No.55489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
DXM
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Jarvis Gevingspear - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 08:38:44 EST ID:r7KI6ak0 No.55493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55486
kratom, TENS, gabapentin
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Cornelius Nondernog - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 15:07:28 EST ID:HHA9fQLj No.55497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55486
Old post but Ibuprophen can come in 800mg prescription form. Ibuprophen is superior for pain relief. IMO. If one was to get vicoden, ask for vicoprophen.

Tylenol (acetaminophen) is pretty harsh on the liver. As well, anybody interested, be as minimal as possible when describing past illicit drug usage. I mean, took a hit of pot, didn't like the smell of it it, felt kinda dizzy from just the smell of it.
Revealing past drug use will limit health options and can have a snowball effect
that makes things seem like, your a junky!

A simple drug, tramadol, many DRs will prescribe that. It alone 100mgs may = 800mgs ibuprophen, 7.5 mg vicoden.

Tramadol I hate the feeling mostly, it is not a praditional opiate as we know these. Works well with small doses. Take it over T-3s I guess any day. Oh it works as well, in theory, as your basic T-3s as above mentioned drugs.
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:45:41 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55486
Coconut oil. Yes, coconut oil!
Have you got a teaspoon in your cutlery drawer you haven't used for cooking smack? Take the teaspoon, (a highly Polished one is best) take some of the coconut oil, and go to the bathroom and get undressed. The coconut oil is applied to the outside of your anus- dose is one half spoonful. You may be most comfortable on your side with one leg up by the toilet. Gently slide the handle of the spoon inside, and in and out for 60seconds for greatest pain relief ,then apply once more for the hell of it. You cannot get addicted to this treatment, and if you do don't worry as it's just psychological. Follow with a nice hot bath. Voila! Pain dispelled.
Good luck!


Collapsing spine by Nigel Fapperspear - Wed, 02 May 2018 16:06:25 EST ID:51BTUbsf No.55394 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey, I know you guys probably don't really know, but I'd like a better response than what I might find from google. So I won't go into details but basically as a key piece of trying to convince me to do something I didn't want to do someone (who is in fact wheelchair bound) told me that their 'spine was collapsing' and that they had been given a year to live.

Now, this person I have confirmed to lie to me about a major life event before, so what I want to know is, is there a possibility this is real? Is there some kind of condition that causes one's spine to collapse slowly and inevitably fatally, ideally one that doctors can predict mortality so precisely? Or does that sound a little off and this might be another deception? I can't get much more information about it from them without tipping my hand.

Thanks homies
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Augustus Droffingman - Wed, 02 May 2018 21:38:19 EST ID:r1Y31/eq No.55395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
well in the pic theres a tumor growing beside the spinal cord so yes that could kill you. but just a degradation of the bone shouldnt, they can put metal plates and spacers and rods and shit to keep the vertebrae in the right place
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Albert Clobblefoot - Mon, 07 May 2018 20:08:28 EST ID:Rl1gAmmt No.55398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55394
what's this "major life event" they have lied to you about OP?
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:30:34 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55394
Have you told them about the miraculous spoon and oil cure? It's a kit containing 10kg jar of pure organic coconut oil and a highly polished stainless steel teaspoon. Some people say to just apply to your Anus and rub with the spoon for 5 minutes for a fragile spine, but I swear taking it rectally instead works much quicker and works right up to the crumbling spine stages. If the spine has already disintegrated you're going to need the tablespoon size and apply 3x an hour, or continuously if bedridden until they bloody well get up. Good luck home!


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