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promoting benin expansion by Ebenezer Buzzcocke - Mon, 15 Aug 2016 04:50:09 EST ID:zgqyrGtr No.54391 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey, I hear there are safe, sexuologist approved, ways to jelk? How about doctors?

Also, if I see that erection size decreases over many years, what actions, besides diet and physical activity to improve the cardio-vascular system, do I take? Some medical massagers, specific exercizes?

Medical/personal advice greatly appreciated by Yung foodstamps - Mon, 15 Aug 2016 01:35:21 EST ID:jR85hPTA No.54390 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a small raised red papule on the shaft of my penis. Terrified, I went to Kaiser and Planned parenthood and said it wasnt genital warts or herpes, so what else could it be and what should I do to take care of it? I just wanna do the right thing if its something I should worry about. I also however firmly believe i might be a hypochondriacs. Medical and personal advice would be seriously appreciated. Excuse the abrupt flaccid Dick pic

Bug bites? by Hugh Gollerstidging - Fri, 12 Aug 2016 16:55:44 EST ID:llRID6IG No.54383 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think this is a bug bite but not sure. Went to a dermatologist and got triamcinolone acetonide ointment usp, 0.1% opinions appreciated. Pic related
William Sunnermudge - Fri, 12 Aug 2016 21:36:32 EST ID:z4Nfqeju No.54384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bullseye bite pattern, only 1 dot so prob not a spider bite (usually fangs leave 2 dots), probably a tick bite
Nicholas Denningfuck - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 13:38:29 EST ID:llRID6IG No.54387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54384 I don't think so because they keep appearing in different spots
Hugh Geblingdidging - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 20:47:05 EST ID:z4Nfqeju No.54388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
maybe u got ticks in ur home then u nasty mofo
Jack Pillyway - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 23:27:44 EST ID:ljtyfMGq No.54389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hey, Iz4Nfqeju, all of your posts on this board are top quality. Keep it up.

liver by Nathaniel Hisslewater - Fri, 24 Jun 2016 08:03:27 EST ID:jecJyfcA No.54237 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does the liver recover well from excess alcohol use?
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Martin Draddlenetch - Wed, 20 Jul 2016 12:08:11 EST ID:xMkDrhWR No.54307 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Doesn't acute pancreatitis develop as a complication of long term alcohol abuse though? And then it potentially progresses to chronic pancreatitis? I've never heard of pancreatitis due to alcohol poisoning.

With regards to the health of your brain, vitamin deficiencies (B1 especially) and excitotoxicity during alcohol withdrawal play a large role in the changes one sees in the brains of chronic alcoholics, it's not just neurotoxic effects of ethanol.
Nell Nubberfoot - Thu, 21 Jul 2016 10:57:46 EST ID:F47779rp No.54312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nope, you can develop acute pancreatitis on a normal pancreas for acute exposure to alcohol, it's quite likelly, it's indeed the first cause of acute pancreatitis in most countries (in others like mine it's complication of galstones), and I personally know a guy who had one in his 20's for heavily drinking one night, so I'm pretty sure.
Jenny Lightham - Wed, 27 Jul 2016 02:26:25 EST ID:LbauZ65d No.54353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the liver is actually one of the best if not THE best organ in the body at self-regeneration. the catch? you have to actually give it a fucking break for a while so it can heal and regenerate. so hopes are almost definitely very good if you can actually stop drinkin for a few months
Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:13:50 EST ID:8rTptFiJ No.54372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
when a person is young, they usually bounce back
later on, especially if complicated by a shitty diet and/or illnesses like hepatitis not so much.
my advice is take it easy, and keep away from bottom shelf rotgut liquor, try to stick to better quality beer & wine if you're having problems with moderation.
Beatrice Bresslechuck - Sat, 13 Aug 2016 14:11:09 EST ID:XS3gqMB/ No.54385 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Ah, interesting, I know a lot about alcoholism, but nothing about simple alcohol poisoning, really. Here in Germany I learned it's caused by gallbladder problems in 40% of cases and alcohol in 35%.

intestinal/abdominal discomfort during a neck MRI by Hannah Pickstock - Mon, 01 Aug 2016 19:52:16 EST ID:M82kuhz8 No.54364 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i was trying to get a cervical MRI earlier today but was unable to complete it. during the scans, my abdomen and intestines would pulse and twitch as if they were getting an electrical shock. the feelings eventually became so intense that i had to clench my entire body just to keep still, but i couldn't keep this up for 20 minutes. my intestines also feel screwed up and are making all kinds of funky noises after the mri. anyone know whats wrong?
Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:10:40 EST ID:8rTptFiJ No.54371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
magnetic resonance imaging uses heavy-fucking-duty magnets to take pictures of your insides, probably something magnetic ~ mettalic in your guts.
stuff sometimes gets trapped in the appendix, maybe that's it.
maybe try drinking milk of magnesia to clear things out.
Angus Goodridge - Wed, 10 Aug 2016 22:00:23 EST ID:z4Nfqeju No.54381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
not sure, maybe you should get an mri of your abdomen to see whats wrong

How to know if I catched Herpes? by James Picklehall - Mon, 08 Aug 2016 11:39:58 EST ID:ao/wE4zM No.54377 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi, I'm dating a girl who just told me she had herpes. Now, I like her and I don't think it's a big deal really.

But my problem is that I'd rather have a casual relationship for a few months and casual means I'd date other girls, and I don't wanna be all like "Hey! I'm also fucking someone with herpes on the side, I might or might not have it, just letting you know!".

Can I know if I catched it without a blood test and without symptoms? Can I transmit it before showing any symptoms at all? Would you tell someone you maybe had herpes when apparently 20% of people already do?
Fucking Pirringmire - Wed, 10 Aug 2016 11:09:13 EST ID:aJ/LYv40 No.54378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you know someone has herpes dont have sex with them unless you're okay with having herpes. it's that simple.
Betsy Hedgemit - Wed, 10 Aug 2016 13:44:54 EST ID:L2MRc7YG No.54379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can have and transfer herpes without symptoms. A lot of people don't even show it or have symptoms after their first break out.

Even with condoms there's literally no way to be sure you don't get herpes and no way to tell you have them til a) you have clear blisters and by then probably know you have herpes as it fucking hurts b) your body has built up antibodies over a period of months/years which sometimes show up on a blood test but this isn't very reliable

Some signs of herpes before a break out are itching/tingling/rash like symptoms

can't poop by Isabella Banderwill - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 10:44:25 EST ID:OTZqc9bM No.54241 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Isabella Banderwill - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 14:37:38 EST ID:OTZqc9bM No.54244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Isabella Banderwill - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 19:56:06 EST ID:OTZqc9bM No.54245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
idk i pooped two small poops but feels like there's more up in there i can't squeeze out. should i stop eating until i take a fat shit?
Walter Blatherstock - Sun, 26 Jun 2016 10:51:01 EST ID:OTZqc9bM No.54246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i shat the rest of it diarrhea format this morning. thanks pretzelfag, you know your shit
Pretzelgirl - Tue, 26 Jul 2016 15:44:53 EST ID:M1FEKlGC No.54351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Np, I have worked with the feds in hospitals for a few years off and on, give or take. Glad to have helped
Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:21:02 EST ID:8rTptFiJ No.54375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
are you taking opiates?
they are known to cause constipation

Sciatic nerve damage lower lumbar area solution to cancer like pain by Walter Murdwater - Thu, 21 Jul 2016 12:31:06 EST ID:U2kOuOKa No.54313 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have personally found a miracle cure combonation for my hellish sciatica (sciatic nerve) pain and wish to share it with the community for those who may suffer. This took 6 uears of suffering and no relief to find a combo with many teams of doctors that works. It is mostly non-narcotic, but includes a relatively low dose regimen of benzodiazepine. Oxycarbezepine 300mg 2x daily and clonazepam 1.5-3mg per day, along with acetaminophen 1000-1500mg with an ocassional milk thistle liver detox for the tylenol seems to be adequate. Occassional Lorazepam injections for worse nerve pain days 4-point from a professional by request. 15mg Remeron for a nutropic antidepressant with little to no weight gain. And smoking pure speed
Phoebe Gendlebire - Thu, 21 Jul 2016 19:17:19 EST ID:vXMIAtH9 No.54319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Pass that shit, son

Post it on /chem/, might get the attention somebody.
Molly Blackman - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 00:55:43 EST ID:tmvx/ci+ No.54337 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Everyone responds differently to painkillers and shit, glad you found what works for you though.
Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:19:12 EST ID:8rTptFiJ No.54374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> And smoking pure speed

yeah, you found the cure alright
or you could eat healthy, do stretches, and exercise.

LUNGS BTFO URGENT by neo - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 03:44:13 EST ID:75v2sD4i No.54322 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey bois
since tuesday (4 days) theres something going on with my lungs.
They hurt pretty bad, the kind of feeling you get with a bad cold. My throat feels swollen.
There is white/beige mucus coming from my lungs after heavy coughing. this also tastes bad.
If i dont cough for long enough, there will be a whistling sound. There is a slight sound of "pulling through" when inhaling deeply. My saliva production is immense, i constantly have to spit or swallow.
It started from one moment to another. Nothing lead up to it. The only unusual thing i did that day was taking a rip from some dudes bong, could that be it ? It wasnt there before and happened soon after.
Anything is appreciated. I just want to know whats going on. I had something similar to this years ago but i had legit pneumonia.
Doris Gaffingkore - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 11:02:52 EST ID:vXMIAtH9 No.54323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You have a fucking cold, you giant fucking pussy. How will humanity survive with people like you around?
neo - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 11:12:16 EST ID:75v2sD4i No.54325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The last time i was sick was when i had pneumonia which was 5 years ago.
I think humanity will be good tbh
Phoebe Fammerdock - Sat, 23 Jul 2016 00:58:52 EST ID:HGXhQlWm No.54329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
do you have nasal symptoms as well? runny and stuffy and stuff like that? and general physical discomfort?

you could have the flu. last time I had the flu my lungs got super fucked up.

also sounds like a general upper respiratory infection which is essentially a cold.

however the wheezing you are experiencing could be indicative of some underlying asthmatic symptoms you may have. do you smoke or are around smokers or a lot of pollution? especially when you're sick this can cause wheezing.

last time I had an asthma attack, some bacteria got in there and caused a gnarly infection. you most likely wanna go to the doctor's for some sort of steroid for the wheezing. there may be over-the-counter options for the wheezing but in my 15 years of experience with asthma, you might need an inhaler.
Priscilla Dommlestitch - Sat, 23 Jul 2016 01:53:16 EST ID:Zn+WpH5q No.54333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you have acquired a pathogen from your friend's bong. congratulations, your immune system shall grow stronger
Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:15:26 EST ID:8rTptFiJ No.54373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you might need antibiotics
go see a doctor or even an herbalist if things aren't clearing up on their own

Balanitis or chlamydia by Tom Swiftington - Sat, 23 Jul 2016 05:33:13 EST ID:27NJOMxl No.54334 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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History of chlamydia a 4 years ago, was cured.

Started yesterday, foreskin is swollen and tender. White discharge appeared and is seeping fairly constantly. I think the discharge is from my foreskin and glans, not urethral.

Your thoughts?

Pic relevant.
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Thomas Blublingbit - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 04:39:06 EST ID:Zn+WpH5q No.54344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
pretty horrendous, buddy, god have mercy on your dick
Tom Swiftington - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 10:58:44 EST ID:27NJOMxl No.54345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah yeah, I have a foreskin and am filthy to all amerifags.
Symptoms subsiding, 99% sure it's a local skin infection.
Fucking Blimmleford - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 13:44:32 EST ID:vXMIAtH9 No.54346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey im european with my dick intact aswell

Yo cock is in the very center of my prayers 2nite
get tested anyways trust me
when I was a kid my foreskin had a bunch of ruptures/small wounds and I got cream to put on it
maybe get a cream dude?
Sphincter Lactitus - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 04:26:03 EST ID:yw2pWV+y No.54369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Looks like your foreskin got an infection from the swelling, and that it's subsided over a couple of days. Did you take ibuprofen/anti-inflammatory meds? How is it when passing urine? Have you been masturbating quite frequently? Take care that you are changing clothes and showering often. Faecal matter may have somehow gotten to your genitals.

I sympathise with your concerns, circumcision is stupid. I take terrific care of my penis/foreskin and never have issues. American women I have been with have enjoyed unwrapping their present. The human body doesn't NEED snipping and cutting, that's just USA culture being vain and idiotic.
Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:03:41 EST ID:8rTptFiJ No.54370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
stop beating the poor thing so hard, use lube with your masturbator sleeve & go to planned parenthood for a full panel sti/std test

STI? by Nicholas Gomblewill - Tue, 19 Jul 2016 00:47:18 EST ID:j6b3Fun1 No.54302 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Fuck, guys. I'm sorry I can't get a better picture but does this seem like an sti to you? It looks/feels like bad razor burn and it itches like it, but it seems worse than any razor burn I've had before

I'm going to go to the walk in clinic after work tomorrow but I'm freaking out and want some speculation. Needless to say I won't be engaging with anyone til I find out what's up...
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Molly Blackman - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 00:43:06 EST ID:tmvx/ci+ No.54336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Advanced med student here. You can't diagnose herpes by any blood test (almost anyone would be positive despite absence of symptoms). Herpes diagnosis is clinical, you can confirm it by microscopical examination of the liquid of the vesicles finding some characteristic cell alterations.
Other than that, I totally agree, doesn't seem like herpes, not a typical distribution, nor typical lesions. Could it be? Yeah, it's possible, but very unlikely. OP, you shouldn't trust this diagnosis just because it matches your presumption. More pics would indeed help now, to see how is it evolving.
Shitting Worthingwater - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 16:26:26 EST ID:L2MRc7YG No.54347 Ignore Report Quick Reply

OP here. Going to try to answer it all in one go. Also want to dispel paranoia and explain I have free health care, so the doctor makes 0 profit off of 'deceiving me'

We did the swab test. It IS herpes, and oddly it is type 1, not type 2. I did not have anal sex and I did not have oral sex preformed on me, so I am assuming this dude used spit as lube or something and I didn't notice. I did get quite self-lubricated so I'm sure the virus would have been capable of working it's way around from that.

I did kiss him before/after preforming oral sex on him, so perhaps it spread through saliva contact that way? Either way I find it odd too, but it is what it is. I've read A LOT about herpes since this started, and drilled doctors for confirmation, so med students double check your shit because although this entire case seems atypical it is completely possible for herpes, from my new understanding (...and clearly 1st hand experience)

Herpes type 1 is apparently less likely to cause inner vaginal infection when spread genitally, so I'm not super shocked it's around my butt/bikini line like irritation or razor burn. Maybe I had irritation already from shaving so it shocked up there? Dunno

Also Herpes CAN be detected by blood test but yes it's not as reliable and unless your body already has antibodies against it (ie you've had it longer than you thought) it's not going to show up. Swab test is best chance

Considering how long this has lasted, the pain I'm in, the now present swollen nodes/fever/fatigue and nausea, even without the test I'm confident it fits. I wanted truly badly to believe it was irritation or some other rash or whatever, but it's not
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Fanny Duckspear - Tue, 26 Jul 2016 14:01:59 EST ID:vXMIAtH9 No.54350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Advanced med student here
i bet
inb4 vehk without trip
Vehk !7HYGxe5v5c - Tue, 02 Aug 2016 00:36:04 EST ID:cqjJ+3fx No.54365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've never claimed to be a med student, retard.
Sphincter Lactitus - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 04:15:14 EST ID:yw2pWV+y No.54368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Don't ever change, baby.

Please help me oh god by Reuben Crullydatch - Wed, 13 Jul 2016 16:49:35 EST ID:2HKiQJ7X No.54284 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Whenever I wipe my butt there is normally blood on the toilet paper. This has been going on for years.

I think most of the time I wipe too hard, and sometimes very rarely like today, the blood is bright red, and there is a lot of it.

Sometimes my butt itches and it is unbearable, so that's why I wipe so hard. I don't think it's parasites or anything.

I think the problem is the itching, that makes me wipe too hard and causes the bleeding.
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Matilda Crurrybet - Sun, 17 Jul 2016 09:20:08 EST ID:2HKiQJ7X No.54298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is gross but I got a picture

Is it cancer or hemorrhoids? Sorry
Matilda Crurrybet - Sun, 17 Jul 2016 09:38:21 EST ID:2HKiQJ7X No.54299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also, once again, oh my god please help. I eat well, fruits and things, I'm not overweight. I'm buying baby wipes today, so I hope that helps. I'm really scared yo
Samuel Wavinggold - Mon, 18 Jul 2016 01:28:30 EST ID:4JT9KMFc No.54300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yea, this. The symptom you would go see a doctor for is having dark red to black shit, which would mean you have an upper GI bleed. Bright red means it's fresh, plus you've seen the little bumps on your anus that you have most likely scratched open.
Martha Cettingspear - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 12:55:27 EST ID:cbjyU/lT No.54326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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A high-fiber diet can help ease bowel movements but does not necassarily cure the hemorrhoids. Also, watch the movie Wetlands.
Basil Blopperwill - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 22:24:04 EST ID:AXN7JBRm No.54367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hemorrhoids, my man. Welcome to the club.

If you don't drink enough water, take lots of opiates/kratom, or eat on a regular cycle everyday, well... That'll do it.

My good friend and I both have had them regularly over the last year or two. My friend says he bleeds every time he poops, period. I used to 4/5 times but then I started experimenting. I had been taking kratom along with my RX of paxil, both of which can cause constipation, and hadn't been drinking enough water. As soon as I started eating an extra apple/banana/peach/mango/carrot/salad and drinking at least two liters of water a day, they've stopped. At least, I don't bleed. I still get the 'roids once or thrice a month but even then I don't usually bleed.

Some people were built with inferior buttholes, man. Don't sweat it. I freaked out too when it started. Just experiment with your daily habits and water/food intake. Also, soak your shitter in some cool water, use roid cream, squat to shit instead of sitting, and don't strain so hard. I've had really big, hard turds lodged up in there ( that would have 110% ripped open my backdoor) and used a small, smooth object with lube to break it apart gently to save on the tablespoon of blood. Awkward but efficient.

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