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Difficulty swallowing. by Nathaniel Pockbanks - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 08:30:25 EST ID:Itn1ZGKc No.53759 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Had this problem since December now. It feels like something is constantly stuck in my throat. Went to see the doctor twice and just got prescribed with omeprazole, because they said it was acid reflux. It helped at first but now it is getting worse. I am struggling to eat and drink. I stopped doing situps and changed my diet completely; more salads, water instead of soda, but it is still not getting any better. I have to constantly take antacids during the day. It seems worse if I haven't slept well. I take kratom every other day, but it doesn't seem to make it worse. Does anyone know what is causing this and treatments? Could it be certain types of food or unclean cooking equipment?
Nathaniel Pockbanks - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 11:22:58 EST ID:Itn1ZGKc No.53760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I also have hemorrhoids, which is why I changed my diet completely to include more fibre. I have been using Germoloids to try and treat it, it has had some effect, but it still hurts; are there any home remedies/treatments I should've added that I usually don't eat until 5-6pm. Could this cause acid reflux?
Henry Lightfield - Mon, 08 Feb 2016 00:31:32 EST ID:b2eoh8l2 No.53775 Ignore Report Quick Reply
do you have a history of heartburn/gerd? i'm definitely no doctor but long term acid reflux can damage the esophagus, leaving behind scar tissue which can case strictures, narrowing the passage and making it harder to swallow

mystery scars by Beatrice Bellynedge - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 20:01:59 EST ID:UTe8M/zS No.53762 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello, I was hoping someone that knows more than I do could give me a guess about what put this on my body? It's over 10 years old and I can't remember where it's from. It might've been someone with a pair of sharp, pointy scissors that did this to me. I can't really be sure, and my mom doesn't know anything about it. I will update this tomorrow with more pictures, in natural light. I haven't measured it, there appears to be some weird discoloration on my neck where the scar ends. Thank you.
Beatrice Bellynedge - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 20:26:18 EST ID:UTe8M/zS No.53763 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this picture doesn't do it justice. its a very long scar and extends down off my shoulder blade and onto my arm. also in this picture ive attached you can see it changes direction, and the discoloration on my neck has been there on that side as long as i remember. i will try to continue posting pictures until i feel ive clearly shown it. its difficult to take pictures of my own shoulder, im trying to lean to expose it, and look in a mirror to make sure the camera is aimed at it. you might have to tilt your head or something to see, the scar turns toward my back at the top end. and it strays elsewhere too.. to be continued..
Beatrice Bellynedge - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 20:31:39 EST ID:UTe8M/zS No.53764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I swear I have "phantom pains" not to sound ridiculous. My shoulder kind of feels "euphoric" when I think of it. Like numb sort of but not actually numb, just some kind of strange sensation. The original picture, if you tilt your head, shows that the scar isnt straight either. there's a much smaller parallel scar right on the side of it and almost a "zigzag".

This attached picture shows a different angle. Like I said, tomorrow I will get some in natural lighting where these marks are most visible. If you tilt your head you can see in this picture, it runs up past my collar bone.
Beatrice Bellynedge - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 21:10:57 EST ID:UTe8M/zS No.53765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is driving me nuts!! The lighting and the thin part of the scar (where it runs down my shoulder toward my bicep) are like an optical illusion! It's so hard to see the whole scar in any of these pictures, I will do my best to get more clear ones up within 24 hours from now. In this attached picture, I circled the discoloration on my neck and drew an arrow pointing to where the scar turns toward my back. I'm not even sure if those other lines are stretch marks or if there's multiple smaller scars heading toward my back. It might be hard to see, these pictures looked better on my phone but I WILL post updated ones.
Beatrice Bellynedge - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 09:16:07 EST ID:UTe8M/zS No.53767 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ok people, I should've waited to post I was just so eager. I'm not sure if these dots at the top of the scar are stab wounds? Just keep in mind here, the scar's longer than you probably think. This is the best I could do. Thanks to anyone who can make an educated guess.
Rebecca Pundersack - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 14:35:04 EST ID:UTe8M/zS No.53769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here requesting thread deletion. I have as good of a guess as any at this point, having focused my attention on the matter for the past few days has brought me close to an understanding. thanks

recommended dose by Hannah Publingstone - Sun, 27 Sep 2015 15:21:36 EST ID:UPvbU7Ox No.53213 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i'm having a root canal done. they said i had to wait 2 weeks between appointments, which i was told was a long time by the person at the front desk. they prescribed novo-profen 600mg (which is ibuprofen 600mg)

they said to take 3 pills a day for 5 days (=15 pills) or when needed for pain and sold me 20 pills total.

after looking up this medicine online, the recommended dose = 1200 mg daily which is only 2 of my pills.

is my tooth infection just bad enough to warrant going 50% over the limit or do you think my dentist made a mistake?
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A Wizard - Sat, 17 Oct 2015 14:04:01 EST ID:wJHIbMAu No.53294 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Do some actual research before you claim something to be invalid. There is NOTHING that I have recommended on this board, that isn't proven to be effective. Look up what's in every reagent, maybe you'll learn what a complete idiot you and pharmacist guy here are, especially with how redundant his posts are after what I've suggested.
Edwin Claywill - Sat, 17 Oct 2015 19:35:40 EST ID:XRiuMzWt No.53296 Ignore Report Quick Reply


Ebenezer Niggerson - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 16:00:43 EST ID:/glA742Q No.53761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is a retard right here

can confirm

doesnt even use tinctures what a fucking pleb
Vehk !7HYGxe5v5c - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 08:14:03 EST ID:K3O/nZ8X No.53766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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> pharmacist here

ayyy lmao we have a glorified shop clerk here who reads and misinterprets pubmed articles and thinks he's a real specialist when his profession is barely validated or even necessary in a first world country

There are ways to reduce pain other than reducing inflammation, you retard. Are local anesthetics anti-inflammatory? Read literally the first two sentences of the pubmed article you linked, dope. "To prevent patient pain, the clinician may chose from opioid and nonopioid analgesics. It is rational for the practitioner to combine drugs from these classes when managing moderate to severe pain."

The article contradicts you all the way down. This has done nothing but reinforced every pre-conception I hold about your mickey mouse profession.

You're worse.
Nigel Dammlechuck - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 14:04:10 EST ID:kWeOYRUO No.53768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fucking hell, Vehk


Med School by Fuck Grimridge - Tue, 12 Jan 2016 21:32:36 EST ID:QEypguKP No.53665 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How hard is med school and should I be intimidated? I want to eventually be a doctor and take an anesthesiology residency program. I was inspired long ago by the anesthesiologist who put me to sleep when I got my wisdom teeth removed. You could see it in his face. He had an awesome goddamn job.
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Vehk !7HYGxe5v5c - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 13:55:36 EST ID:gS6Ry2ow No.53712 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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N-no, I'm a pharmaceutical chemistry undergraduate. I'm just a friendless nerd who spends a lot of his time reading medical textbooks rather than a legitimate medical practitioner, I can't sit my entrance exams to I R I S H M E D I C A L S C H O O L until I finish my bachelor's degree.

The way it works here is that you sit your leaving certificate when you're 18 and that determines which university you go to. Medical school is different, it's of six years duration and you have to sit an additional exam along with the regular battery of them in the leaving cert. It's called the HPAT, and my dad wouldn't give me the money for the fee to sit it because he was whining that because I never went to school and was always lazing around at home on heroin/pot I'd never pass either the HPAT or the Leaving Certificate and thus it'd be a waste of money. I incredulously claimed that I'd pay for my own HPAT thinking I could shame into it, but eventually I relented, and spent all of my money on heroin as per tradition anyway.

I had been studying constantly for the HPAT when I was 17 and was basically treating the situation like I was already in medical school. My grandmother who had raised me as a child died shortly before I turned 18 and I broke up with my ex-girlfriend after she cheated one me shortly after I turned 18. At this time, I stopped going to school and spent most of my time at home drinking/taking heroin and watching Withnail and I over and over again, or leafing through books. I lived on a mountainside with my mother, her husband, and her younger children. It was crushingly isolated, there was no internet connection, and I had no friend living with a five mile radius. Eventually, I moved further down the mountain to live with my newly widowed grandfather when the fighting of my stepfather and mother had become too severe. He was still mourning the loss of my grandmother, and I was in no condition to provide him with any emotional support, and in this interminably lonely environment, I sought solace again in my chemistry, biology and medical textbooks.

I ended up acing my state examinations and could have gotten into medical school if I had ac…
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Hannah Sillerhen - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 23:49:45 EST ID:/vLIXZIq No.53733 Ignore Report Quick Reply
28 year old MD in 2nd year of pediatrics residency.

Don't be intimidated. As mentioned above the hardest part is actually getting into medical school. You need good grades, good letters, some experience (research, job), and good enough basic science skills and reading comprehension to get a decent score on MCAT. You you can get IN to medical school, you are smart enough to get through it.

Once in medical school you have to treat it like a full time job. If you don't dedicate the appropriate time to study you will not pass. It is not that the material is hard, it is just that there is A LOT to cover, especially in the first two years. Your first two years is spent mostly in classroom with some labs (anatomy, pathology, micro) and are focused on one thing, United States Medical Licensing Exam One (Step 1). Not only do you need to pass this; but your score will determine what kind of options you have after medical school. If you want a cush lifestyle (radiology, opthalmology, dermatology) with no call and mad money you need to score very well. If you are ok with primary care (family medicine, psychiatry, pediatrics, intermal medicine) were you work hard for much less dough then you just need to pass. But this exam will determine the quality and type of residency programs you will have opportunities to get accepted to.

Years three and four involve hands on learning; they involve long hours and emotional stress (nothing like you will face in residency) but are a lot of fun because of amazing experiences you will have. You "play" doctor but suffer none of consequences of poor decision making. You get to deliver a babies, assist in surgery, put a breathing tube in; and be witness to intimate moments of human suffering and triumph.

Every one in medical school is "smart"; but like any other group there are gunners and slackers. In my class of 150, 5 people washed out. Personally I was an A student in high school/college; In med school i was lazier than most and smoked more weed than most and got middle of the road test scores and Step 1 Score. My wife excelled and was a top student; she wasn't smarter, just a harder worker (and more mature) than myself.…
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Polly Shittingworth - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:23:54 EST ID:jP083Dp5 No.53743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>snake oil
Charles Drezzlestet - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 02:50:12 EST ID:kWeOYRUO No.53757 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude... I'm sorry. It's always the people with the most potential that have the worst fucking circumstances to achieve shit.
Your post made me sad and angry.
Charles Drezzlestet - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 02:55:38 EST ID:kWeOYRUO No.53758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My sister is in her last 1 or two years and she says once you are in med school grades doesn't matter nearly as much as who you need to know. I.e it's like any other competitive field

Winter Illin' by Whitey Sallyworth - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 07:59:59 EST ID:MywThMkd No.52950 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /med/
Recently I've had a bad chest infection, follow by the flu, went to doctor after flu and he gave me antibiotics which cleared the chest infection.
Was fine for a week, now I can taste from my pheglm the chest infection is back, and now my left ear is blocked (fluid and the Eustachian tube not letting it drain) and it currently feels like my right ear is going to fuck me too.

My doctor is kind of a prick in a 'what do you want me to do about it?' kind of way and I don't really want to pay him $40 to make me feel guilty about wasting his time.
Is there much I can do about this? And if there's nothing I can do without a script what should I hit my doctor up for as he likes to play guessing game bullshit.
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Martin Dimmlesteg - Wed, 12 Aug 2015 12:32:14 EST ID:juSzicqJ No.52974 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get another doctor

Get more antibiotics

Or go to pharmacy and throw your pus ear fluid on them and demand medicine that might help you
Cornelius Sebbledene - Fri, 14 Aug 2015 15:05:44 EST ID:eb6XH1eB No.52990 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just go talk to a fucking pharmacist at walgreens, they are usually smarter than doctors anyway
Martin Sillerspear - Fri, 14 Aug 2015 20:27:08 EST ID:CxF2+TMZ No.52991 Ignore Report Quick Reply

If it's viral, get elderberry extract... or put it in muffins.

For the flem, smoke a dab in the morning. It will make your phlem taste like weed all day and help with any ache from coughing.
Emma Nivingfere - Sat, 15 Aug 2015 02:00:56 EST ID:zLYOi+YD No.52997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
do not demand meds from a pharmacist, they can't give you any of their antibiotics without a prescription. Tell your doctor you want to know if you have an infection in your ear and chest, and if so, to prescribe you antibiotics.
Charles Chiddlekidging - Mon, 01 Feb 2016 20:05:01 EST ID:bszc1w8w No.53755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kill it with fire

Capsaicin fire
Eat a shit ton of really spicy chilli for a day or two, it'll clear you right up. If you're not sweating profusely and crying it's not hot enough

Should clear out your ears and sinuses and fix your chest

If this doesn't work you're being a bitch and not using enough. The next step is to punch a police officer in the face then take a really deep breath of the mace he's spraying at you, he may also beat the infection out of you

ALANINE AMINOTRANSFERASE is 63 u/l by Barnaby Tootshaw - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 19:44:05 EST ID:xXvd4y9Y No.53745 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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just got the results from my test and is supposed to be high. how fucked am i? i take zubsolv and drink sometimes.
Doris Sondlemuck - Sun, 31 Jan 2016 14:12:49 EST ID:kWeOYRUO No.53746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Don't take zubsolv and stop drinking then?
Idk discuss it with your doctor.

Smoking during pregnancy by Henry Clollerwodging - Fri, 22 Jan 2016 23:03:35 EST ID:0VoOU4Ma No.53697 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My girlfriend has been smoking a pack here and there her entire pregnancy and is now in her last month or so of pregnancy. Her doctor says it would be unsafe if she were to quit now but I honestly dont see how this could be so. The baby will have to go through the wds anyway so why would quitting in the last month of pregnancy be any different?
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Edwin Giblingville - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 08:34:56 EST ID:SEsfoj7k No.53737 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, that's a real ditty.

She fucked up, but I guess now she needs to smoke, but not a pack, at max like two cigs a week
Signed, also not a doctor
Edwin Giblingville - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 08:36:05 EST ID:SEsfoj7k No.53738 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Chew tobacco or bubblegum, shit, anything to lower the nicotine intake
Angus Trotwater - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 17:29:32 EST ID:WsLB012d No.53744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the baby will be just fine you'll see.
i'm not a doctor.
still I believe my words.
Fucking Billingbury - Sun, 31 Jan 2016 15:48:26 EST ID:X6o8ahZu No.53747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>My girlfriend has been smoking a pack here and there her entire pregnancy
lmao, that kid's life is already fucked up and he's not even born yet. I love watching two retards try to raise a child, it's just endless comedy gold. Especially when there's the final payoff of eventually seeing the child turn into a complete piece of shit just like the parents, and then it goes on to have a little retard of its own. Full circle.
Charlotte Passlewell - Mon, 01 Feb 2016 11:10:11 EST ID:bJGrcC3W No.53749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If only they could just stop having kids the swines

everyone everywhere quit fucking, please

Good food for bone fracture by Reuben Clubbledene - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 17:36:03 EST ID:h3MBGY/b No.53718 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi /med/
so a friend of mine broke her leg and is bound to bed/the couch for 6 weeks. when i visit her i'd like to give her delicous food, but not just cake or junk food like that, but rather something that would actually aid here bones.

isn't calcium always good for the bones? is there calcium rich foods or would it be too little to really have an effect in any case?

i don't need a full on recepe, just tell me what you think, could be delicous and belefitial at the same time (in regards to bone fractures)
Charlotte Chiddlestatch - Mon, 25 Jan 2016 02:43:23 EST ID:lhFQONPM No.53720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
not med but have some physiology under my belt
calcium is good, spending time with them as being immobilized can be isolating, getting sunlight (Vit D helps absorb calcium into bones) by short walks with crutches .
Shitting Fimmlestan - Mon, 25 Jan 2016 03:06:15 EST ID:tmdJ+EgM No.53721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Make banana bread and spinach lasagna. Yum.

Magnesium and calcium supplement combinations are available. Something magnesium helps absorb calcium, helps with vitamin d also. Almonds are good.

Hope she feels better soon. Bummer not being as mobile when not feeling well. Grapefruit juice is nice to feel better in attitude and outlook in thinking
and all around feeling hydrated.
Reuben Clubbledene - Mon, 25 Jan 2016 13:26:47 EST ID:VFV7glGQ No.53722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thank you! this has been great so far!

Definetly gonna try that lasagna
Basil Nicklestone - Tue, 26 Jan 2016 02:11:53 EST ID:tmdJ+EgM No.53724 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh yea, on the lasagna note, cottage cheese makes a nice lasagna. Low fat seems nicer as far as health wise, perfect for bone related stuff and is just good for minerals and vitamins.
Simple recipe, adjust as wanted, http://allrecipes.com/recipe/218091/classic-and-simple-meat-lasagna/ I like a bit of Parmesan on top a bit of thin sliced onion somewhere in between and a bit of black olives on top here and there.

Yogurt and granola is nice, trail mix, nuts, fruits and yogurt with cereal is nice. Blended smoothies type stuff is good all-around anytime. I like ice cream in cereal.
Polly Shittingworth - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:23:07 EST ID:jP083Dp5 No.53742 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The best food is anything super high in potassium

Vascular Pain? by Archie Murdshit - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 12:44:17 EST ID:xdM8Kity No.53731 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't know how to describe my pain other than it feels like my veins/blood vessels(idkexactly) feel enflamed and painful.

In my left leg in my shin and on the left side of my head I can feel a pressure/pain in what I assume is the blood vessels. I feel pain in the left side of my chest from time to time.

So obviously I'm pretty worried about what's going on with my body, but I went to the hospital and they said they couldn't find anything wrong with me. I've done a lot of drugs that fuck with your circulatory system. Smoking, inhalants, etc. And some people in my family have a history of heart problems, so I feel like this is the beginning of something much worse.

My question is, what sort of things can I do to help heal the circulatory system in my body. I've stopped doing drugs almost entirely except for drinking from time to time and smoking weed occasionally.

I just want to know what things I can eat, take supplements, do exercises I can take or whatever to help not die from a brain aneurysm/ heart attack/ promote circulatory health. I'm still pretty young(24) So I'm hopeful that I can do something proactive.
Polly Shittingworth - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:22:18 EST ID:jP083Dp5 No.53741 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The way to do that is to gradually bump up your sodium intake to biblical proportions

Worried about colorectal or anal cancer at 27 (male) by Walter Brindlenot - Tue, 19 Jan 2016 18:21:29 EST ID:KGD2v1vY No.53687 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm 27 and about 1.5 months now , and since about 26 , so for a whole year have had massive bowel changes I've attributed to my amphetamine Vyvanse being started around September of 2014.... (my bday is early December)
It went from horrible length of time between bowel movements with painful impactions and evacuations where i had to use gloves, enemas, milk of mag, hot baths etc...
To more normal eventually, and then lately suddenly the frequency went way down again (unless I hadn't noticed before), and the amount/shape changed... now I just finally had a BM and they're just not consistent with 1) my having come off zyprexa about a month ago, which is making me lose some weight and eat considerably less than i was 2) the amountof food i take in between bowel movements. When I *do* get one now that's all in one piece and not little tiny balls of crap, or slightly bigger ones in a very small total volume? It's *thin*, and I checked tonight, it only came out of the right side. To be gross, yea, I had to wipe and check and sure enough.. only the right side was dirty...
And you could just tell by the shape of the thing, too thin. Not pencil thin, but like half what a normal bowel should be.
I sit all day on my laptop, don't work, dont exercise, smoke...used to use drugs and take an amphetamine, a benzo and an opioid (suboxone) for quite some time now.
I really hope there's an explanation for this outside cancer :( If anyone has ideas other than seeing my doc, which I will do soon, let me know.

Meds are specifically:
Vyvanse 50 mg BID
Suboxone 12mg SQLD (just went up from 10 a couple days ago, but thats my usual dose, 12)
Neurontin 1800 per day (Gabapentin)
Klonopin / Clonazepam 2mg a day total 0.5 QID --pic unrelated.
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Jack Dartwell - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:49:47 EST ID:tmdJ+EgM No.53717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not necessary to ask but is Neurontin for pain or other? I would almost think there could be a link there. The others I really would not see as much of an issue even all combined.
The opiate to an extent for constipation and the like.
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 23:59:04 EST ID:JSWb2jau No.53719 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've heard that if you're constipated enough, the solid mass of poop stays inside you but softer poop can sometimes squeeze past it and come out in thin strips. Maybe you still have a big hunk of hard poop inside.
Shitting Sacklegold - Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:45:06 EST ID:KGD2v1vY No.53734 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sorry for the long delay, OP here. Yeah I'm generally anxious although I think I listed my meds which includes 2mg a day of clonazepam. And yea there are so many muscles allover the body, it's possible that while sitting in bed all day typing, in the same position basically all day except when going out to smoke a cig (used to evensmoke right here in bed, or anything absolutely necessary) I'm probably tensing up certain muscles - also I was on Zyprexa until like 1.5 months ago or so, came off it I think December 27th actually - for about 1.25 years or so and I gained like 60 lbs or more. I went from 185 (6 feet tall) to 250ish...and I never got pants which were bigger, I just keep wearing the same stretch waist ones like sweat pants and whatever but my boxers and pants are too tight for my big gut, which sadly isn't shrinking much yet at all although i've lost some weight elsewhere. But yea the amphetamine + suboxone daily is a recipe for dehydration and some kind of IBS orwhatever. Its just odd to me -
Right now I feel like I'm getting the flu - my dad just is getting over the flu, and I didn't get the shot yet he did... I visited his house for a few hours like 1 or 2 days ago, can't remember, and he's like oh yea there are no more living germs in the house (He's a dentist so I took his word lol) but now I seem to be getting it.. and so is his girlfriend who also came over earlier on in his illness...
So anyway the onset of what seems to def be the flu has caused my bowels to unload, yet STILL only coming out the right side of my anus at least, and yea a bit narrower than I'd expect ... I go to wipe again just an hour ago, hell not even, and for the 6th time at LEAST in a row only the right side needs wiping - like a perfect clean on the left side virtually...it's creepybecause the only thing I can think of is left sided bowel cancer :\ I mean what posture and sedentary related problem would make yourbowel come out the right side every single time, leaving the left side perfectly clean when looking at the toilet paper? Scary shit man, part of me doesn't want to know but yea I'm a tense person yet myamphetamine med makes me feel mentally …
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Shitting Sacklegold - Thu, 28 Jan 2016 13:48:44 EST ID:KGD2v1vY No.53735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's a great suggestion myfriend (OP here again) because like what just came out with this seemingly forced bowel movement now that I'm getting a flu (or think so,got the headache, slight chills and sore throat hit me first an hour or so ago) it was really really soft feeling (without touching it with my hands though) andlooking...
And only enough matter to account for like 3-4 days max of bowels , which made no sense. So yeah I think there's some possibly anyway, dried impaction on the left side somewhere and maybe THAT is the blockage. I remember bleeding out my anus after the last of many enemas I was doing every few days that I got upon request from a family member, and maybe that clotted up and caused poop to start piling up on that side (if it was the left mostly)... guess it could be a lot.

Also my Neurontin is basically for anxiety or an off label mood "stabilizer", 1800 mg a day again if I didn't say.
I know it's a bitch to get off but so is klonopin, vyvanse (feels like the fucking flu coming off it with paranoia for me), and suboxone... which is like heroin w/d just way longer :\
Polly Shittingworth - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:21:08 EST ID:jP083Dp5 No.53740 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are you saying its... THE JENKUM!!!

Dicks by Charles Penningwill - Mon, 18 Jan 2016 07:49:33 EST ID:l5RJTIrF No.53680 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alright /med/,

this is embarrassing as fuck, but a few days ago I got really smashed from booze and when I came back home, the first thing that pop in my head was to insert a screwdriver down my dick hole. I tried to sterilize it before I did that in hot water and put it in medical ethanol.

I did the deed and went to sleep, of course without the screwdriver.
I fapped last night and to my horror, my dick was slightly bleeding. It slightly hurts, not that noticeable. The screwdriver wasn't too thick, it's like 3-4mm wide.

What should I do? Wait a few days or get an appointment?
I know this is stupid as fuck and I'm a goddamn moron, but please help a fella out.
Nigger Pickcocke - Sat, 23 Jan 2016 04:10:42 EST ID:QoCrV+RY No.53701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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first of all...


dont put screwdrivers in your dick anymore

second of all......... *still processing your post*

yeah all you can do is wait it out for a few days. i'd say if it persists for 48 hours or more to see a doctor immediately. don't take a chance on your dick. medical debt is a lot better than a broken dick. in fact any debt is better than a broken dick. get a loan from the mafia, do what you gotta do, dont ignore this if it doesnt stop
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Phyllis Gibberson - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 15:51:17 EST ID:l5RJTIrF No.53739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Uh, kind of a late update, the bleeding stopped after a day and my dick is all hunky-dory now. Needless to say, I won't allow pointy long objects anywhere near my wiener. Yeah...
Lydia Senningdog - Sun, 31 Jan 2016 18:07:14 EST ID:gdpPM/7V No.53748 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I love finding these hidden gems browsing the slower boards. seriously dude wth were you thinking lol

IBS? by Priscilla Ducklock - Sat, 02 Jan 2016 23:07:59 EST ID:JGRCKHw8 No.53636 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I think I have IBS. If I'm really stressed and exerting myself for a long time, I can feel my stomach turning. There's usually a bit of heartburn going on as well. After a while I feel like I have to take a shit, but it's always mostly watery. If I keep pushing myself for too long, I'll.. uhh.. well have a small accident. Gross.

But other than this, I'm in fine health. And when I'm not stressed, there are no problems. Somebody told me this is called irritable bowel syndrome, but I don't know if that's true. It's a huge pain in the ass because I can't stress myself out too much for too long otherwise it's risky. And for someone who wants to go to law school, that's no good. It's also just an incredibly embarrassing problem in general, so regardless I need to do something about this

But what do /med/? What do?
Angus Smallhall - Sun, 10 Jan 2016 19:34:04 EST ID:vd/1XebS No.53652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Figure out the heartburn part because if you have acid problems that could be leading to diarrhea like symptoms. I'm not a doctor, but I do have "IBS" (bloating, irregular shits, gassy, need to lie down at night) and GERD. If your doctor diagnoses you with IBS, you can expect to trial a few medications before anything more serious.
A Wizard - Mon, 11 Jan 2016 02:32:05 EST ID:FrVU8puz No.53653 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Fix your anxiety, and these symptoms should go away. Though, they may not entirely, if there have been complications developed over time.

Under stress, the digestive process tends to start and stop and even purging can be triggered. This is pretty obviously the problem, given that it's entirely tied into your stress level.
Nigger Pickcocke - Sat, 23 Jan 2016 04:51:35 EST ID:QoCrV+RY No.53705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>It's a huge pain in the ass

I see what you did there.

Jokes aside, sounds pretty unpleasant. Have you tried restricting certain items such as dairy, gluten, red meat from your diet to see if there is a change? Do you drink enough water? Do you exercise? Do you get good sleep every night?
booby - Tue, 26 Jan 2016 20:05:15 EST ID:XQwUb3Rh No.53730 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had those symptoms but after many medical tests, nothing came back. I wasn't eating consistently because of anxiety triggered in a specific situation I'd encounter almost everyday. Sucks a lot and makes being social difficult because it plagues your mind.

Started exercising multiple times per week, and it was a little improved but not by much (I stay inside on the computer most of the time). After many failed trials, I cut out drugs (was using weed everyday for last 2 years) and saw real improvement by the 6 week mark. I had also entered gradschool when I cut out weed, so my mind was occupied with schoolwork 24/7.

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