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Little white letters under fingernail. by Lydia Pimblesark - Mon, 25 Apr 2016 22:20:43 EST ID:6eGfA3CN No.54030 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I woke up today to find the letters o and y very clearly embedded behind my fingernail. How in the hell is that possible?
John Sadgedock - Tue, 26 Apr 2016 15:06:15 EST ID:uZUKjDfr No.54032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
oy mate what the fuck
Lydia Pimblesark - Tue, 26 Apr 2016 19:27:14 EST ID:TZ/ojib2 No.54034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's exactly what I said mate. It's a bit of a sticky wicket trying to figure it out wouldn't ya say?
Thomas Dimblewure - Wed, 27 Apr 2016 02:24:33 EST ID:PSCxkG7O No.54036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Simon Bardstock - Thu, 28 Apr 2016 16:52:42 EST ID:5ci1B3Ux No.54039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
quick, watch twin peaks to find out

Could You Live Off Of Coconut Water by Matilda Tootham - Thu, 28 Apr 2016 07:00:09 EST ID:5hCA5/sK No.54037 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I live somewhere that drinking the tap-water is a straight nope, and that leaves plastic bottled water or soda water from glass bottles. Or of course coconut water, straight up from actual coconuts. I heard it hydrates the body more efficiently that actual water, but could you live off that and have no health complications? I do not want to drink bottled water due to the plastic interacting with the water, bad juju
Eliza Sonkinfore - Thu, 28 Apr 2016 16:44:30 EST ID:tVfeSXwx No.54038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nope, you would get horrible diarreah and get very sick, in extreme cases get malformed tummy and shit, followed by death.

But it is healthy in moderation of course and a good alternative to bottled water!
I'm so glad that I can drink water like straight from wherever, I try to never buy anything with plastic unless it can't be avoided, only buying soda in glass bottles or bringing my drinking bottle.

Proctitus/Tenesmus in Anus? Please help Nurses/those wellversed in medical studies by Yung foodstamps - Sun, 17 Apr 2016 22:31:51 EST ID:jR85hPTA No.54021 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys. So for about 3 or 4 months I've had this ache in my anus which makes me feel like I have to go to the bathroom, like a full sensation. I started noticing this after I slept with some girl without protection which made me paranoid and stressed. I went and got 2 full panel STD tests in the course of 3 months and both of them were negative. I went to Kaiser to get it checked out, because my symptoms pointed to hemmorhoids and I wouldn't be surprised because I've been eating like shit, and sure enough I had 2 internal hemmorhoids and 1 external. I was prescribed hydrocortisone suppositories but I still have this feeling of anal fullness. What should I do ? Is this something I should worry about? Its SEVERELY stressing me out. Could this be something else ? I tested negative for everything including HSV 1 and 2. HPV men can't test for but could this be an HPV symptom? Please give me input about how to get rid of of this feeling of unfinished bowl movement. Could this be the cause of any other infection? Would the doctor have been able to tell if it was something else? I would REALLY appreciate any knowledgeable medical advice especially a professional. I want to know if I can scratch STDs off the list as the cause and start working on eating more fiber and eating healthier so if it is hemmorhoids this feeling will eventually cease.
Augustus Seblingwell - Tue, 26 Apr 2016 19:39:06 EST ID:TZ/ojib2 No.54035 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know about the rest of yall niggas but when I get a feeling of "anal fullness" I just take a poop. Poop untill that shit bleeds .
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 30 Apr 2016 02:59:42 EST ID:ZNH7iZZ+ No.54047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tenesmus isn't fun, especially when there's blood to go along with it. I have no real medical advice though.

Ganglion Cyst by Cyril Clunderstone - Mon, 25 Apr 2016 14:44:46 EST ID:W/GmsKx/ No.54028 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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There is a natural way to remove it from my wrist???
Albert Cumblehit - Tue, 26 Apr 2016 00:49:27 EST ID:uLyjavZh No.54031 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nope, only surgery

I need some legitimate advice by Yung foodstamps - Tue, 12 Apr 2016 11:43:25 EST ID:jR85hPTA No.54013 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, back in November 2015 i took a lot of xanax and had sex with this girl with no protection. after, i was scared shitless. i got tested with a full panel test twice in the course of three months for every STD and i came up negative both times. but for some reason for like 3 to 4 months ive had this dull aching pain in my anus, and this i noticed after i slept with her which contributed to my scaredness. my std tests were clean so i feel like ive earned sexual activity (with condoms always). recently i went to the doctor to get this ache checked out and he said he saw a hemmoroid. I feared this might be what was causing it. the hospital paper said it was external. I've been eating like shit so I'm not surprised. The doctor prescribed me a hydrocortisone cream and told me to eat more fiber and healthier which i have been for about 2 weeks now and he said to go back to see him. I still have this dull ache, and i have no idea what it could be. Has anyone else had hemmoroids and experienced a dull pain in their ass? what should I do? I just want to feel normal again and this is really having an emotional toll on me. I just want to know whats wrong with me. I'm going to the doctor on wednesday to check again. Just really need some insight from some remotely intelligent people on the internet. Peace. What do you think is causing the ache?
Barnaby Pillerwodge - Wed, 13 Apr 2016 03:16:39 EST ID:7Xvlg8N7 No.54014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hydrocortisone is antiseptic which means it stops inflammation.

Hence, your haemorrhoid is probably infected. The body's response to infection is inflammation (which consists of pain, swelling, redness, warmth) to limit its spread. Even if you treat it with cortisone those effects can linger for a while, especially since the cream only treats the external infection. The pain comes from your C fibers being potentiated and that can also last for a while.

Don't worry too much about it. Just let your doctor know about the ache.
Yung foodstamps - Sun, 17 Apr 2016 22:06:20 EST ID:jR85hPTA No.54020 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So I went to the doctor again and I have an internal hemmorhoid as well as external. Do you think this is undoubtedly the cause? I was prescribed hydrocortisone suppositories and I've been using them for 4 days and I still feel a full feeling like I still have to go to the bathroom.

possibly had heat fatigue earlier by ted didlio - Thu, 14 Apr 2016 13:18:46 EST ID:Xlegvy8b No.54016 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was biking to my class earlier today and felt fine at first until I was walking to the classroom I felt some indigestion and then cramps around my back area. It got to the point where I was excessively nauseous to the point that I vomited. I laid down for awhile and starting drinking fluids and began to feel better but should I continue to rest and call out from my job at 4 or just go on with my day? Any advice would be appreciated
Ernest Brenderbock - Fri, 15 Apr 2016 14:16:38 EST ID:Z2wvphtl No.54017 Ignore Report Quick Reply
try drinking water

Cleanbutt by Betsy Nungerstone - Mon, 04 Apr 2016 03:29:57 EST ID:o5kbm4gk No.53996 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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im getting my first prostate exam soon (for certain reasons) and I want to be nice to the doc and keep my poop off his gloved finger, is there any easy way to make that happen? No enemas, I don't care that much.
Will he even get poopfinger in the first place, like does he gotta go deeper for that?

Or, will he know that I purposely cleaned my butt just for him? I wouldn't want it to be weird like that, if it was
Ebenezer Crenningwater - Mon, 04 Apr 2016 16:23:00 EST ID:1Fqtv9sz No.53997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they don't even look at the glove afterward

they put the glove on, then while inserting their finger they look up at a corner of the room and small talk (I don't feel anything out of the ordinary blah blah blah), then, as they remove their finger, in a single motion they'll grab the end of the glove and pull it off such that the glove goes inside out, leaving the poopy part inside the glove, then immediately toss it in the trash.

this is the typical etiquette
Hugh Dremblewadging - Wed, 06 Apr 2016 10:46:05 EST ID:hw7BNUgk No.53998 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you wont see this doctor again then fuck what he will think.
Lydia Mellerham - Thu, 07 Apr 2016 19:18:59 EST ID:/Qrn7KQy No.54000 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thanks bud
Nigger Ceffingfuck - Wed, 13 Apr 2016 03:24:24 EST ID:fVHply0M No.54015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
People often do not understand what a prostate exam entailss. Generally it is a blood test that may ot may-not show abnormal findings.

IUsually though, a PST is recommended beettween age of 40 45
any things that would seeem abnoral in a blood test should
show up.

SSimple blood test.

Deaths by Lillian Giddlewill - Thu, 17 Mar 2016 19:03:13 EST ID:Dr4wxqhW No.53950 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Bruce and Darlene are child molesters and are planning to rape and murder children.75 Irving,Ottawa.
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Sophie Dindlehit - Thu, 31 Mar 2016 10:37:55 EST ID:cWvzuTp9 No.53993 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You never know. A tip to the local police station may save a childs life. It may just turn out that the couple has an 18 year old senior living in their basement who likes to shitpost.
Nigger Goodford - Sun, 10 Apr 2016 01:55:52 EST ID:IUPhtPVD No.54008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What I don't get is, why go here and not straight to the police? Why /med/ on 420chan and not the future where you'd get a hell of a lot more exposure? OP can't honestly expect anyone here is going to call the police over an imageboard post.
Jenny Murdwill - Sun, 10 Apr 2016 08:27:11 EST ID:B+N8MTek No.54010 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you cant do much with this little info. I dont know what OP was expecting. If youre in the house, call the police and pretend youre ordering pizza and give them the adress.
Ian Nemmerstock - Sun, 10 Apr 2016 14:44:12 EST ID:cWvzuTp9 No.54011 Ignore Report Quick Reply

google the address and the names and get a phone number
ring ring ring
hello faggot police here is an anonymous tip. hang up.
They send a service worker
Simon Bardstock - Thu, 28 Apr 2016 17:33:21 EST ID:5ci1B3Ux No.54041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this has been copypasta on other chans, pony (which i didn't even know was a thing) and 99


Mouth Ulcer of Unknown Origin by Lydia Begglefuck - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 08:08:15 EST ID:XWgYKmaZ No.54001 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Last week I felt something like a large blister on the base of my mouth. I ate a total of 7 apples and I am allergic to them. I thought that this was some type of immune response. The ulcer did not look like anything really, just a slight swelling. When I scraped it with my finger, it burst open. It bled a lot. It was extremely painful when anything touched this area. I have been using oral antiseptics and benzocaine to treat it.

The blister was on the plica sublingualis and between it and the wall of my teeth. So when it popped, it felt like the webbing under my tongue detached a bit. In the third picture, you can see how the webbing looks rough and jagged. The frenulum of my tongue also got very swollen on different days, like you can see in the picture from April 7th.

(1) Was this just an allergic reaction? I have never hold a cold sore or a canker sore before. And, compared to images of various mouth sores, my blister was extremely large. (2) What is this white area over the old blister? Is this mucosal tissue growing back? Is this an infection growing? (3) Basically, is this normal or not and will this heal on its own?
Lydia Begglefuck - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 08:10:14 EST ID:XWgYKmaZ No.54002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I forgot to add that, if I brush the area the white stuff immediately goes away. This can cause just a little bleeding. You can see that I accidentally brushed some off in the picture from the 9th.
Thomas Fimmlesot - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 16:36:28 EST ID:0hcTp+8/ No.54006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Looks like it's healing to me but there's obviously still redness/tenderness/swelling so you're not out of the woods yet. Keep cleaning and using the antiseptic, just don't "brush" it so hard it bleeds... Maybe the allergic swelling caused a blockage in the sublingual gland? Seven apples?!
Derluff - Tue, 19 Apr 2016 07:34:04 EST ID:u8atAdJ1 No.54024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You do know that you're posting on FOUR-TWENTY-chan?

Simon Bardstock - Thu, 28 Apr 2016 17:35:40 EST ID:5ci1B3Ux No.54042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol you know you're allergic and you ate seven apples???

Can I use stye medicine to replace eyedrops? by Hamilton Chollershaw - Thu, 07 Apr 2016 00:55:40 EST ID:SAD5fzH/ No.53999 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Don't have any normal eyedrops, all I have is stye eye drops. Can I use these to get rid of redness?
Thomas Fimmlesot - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:20:31 EST ID:0hcTp+8/ No.54003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's homeopathic bullshit. Probably not dangerous. Not antibiotic. No vasoconstrictors (active ingredient in Visine that actually works to reduce redness). Probably an expensive bottle of nothing at all (stupid sexy Flanders). Report back and you tell us if they reduce your redness.

Went to a rave last night in Atlanta by Caroline Cablinglock - Sun, 06 Mar 2016 18:57:53 EST ID:C0R4GmwY No.53922 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I went to a rave last night and its a club known to throw the best raves in the city of Atlanta. I went with my friend. While we were waiting in line this older woman(mid 50s) got behind us. Its very weird to see older people their and she was definitely the oldest person there out of a crowd of a thousand. She was obviously tweeking and kept talking to us and saying it was cold outside even though it wasn't. Well she kept getting right up on our asses and we finally gave her that look to fuck off and stop talking to us because she got so close to us. it was weird. After that I felt a slight double tap on my back like someone poking me with their finger when i turned around the lady through something in her person and zipped it up. she crossed her arms and looked the other way back and forth. really sketchy. I went inside into the bathroom and looked at my back but it was hard to see but I started scratching on the spot I got tapped on and pulled out this small wooden type like splinter with blood on it. I freaked out and asked the bar attendent for handsantizer but they didn't have any so she said my next best bet was to buy a shot of 151 which is 75% alcohol and I went to the bathroom and rubbed that shit all over my back and basically poured the entire shot on my left backside where I thought I was pricked on. I have really big arms so it was hard to reach around to clean off my back thoroughly and the friend I brought thought I was just tripping out but it really has me worried the lady pricked me with a splinter that had hiv on it. Should I go get PEP? I wouldn't even be worried if I had been able to clean the spot thoroughly but I'm a really muscular guy and my arms have gotten so big to the point I can't reach around my back very well so it was very hard to clean and everyone was looking at me weird in the bathroom for lifting my shirt up and cleaning my back off with alcohol. lol. would that of even helped if I had cleaned it thoroughly?
Walter Fanningchick - Tue, 08 Mar 2016 17:40:27 EST ID:c49n7yfh No.53927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>> lady pricked me with a splinter that had hiv on it

That's quite a specific thing to be worried about...

>>I wouldn't even be worried if I had been able to clean the spot

Cleaning the spot won't do much if the splinter penetrated deeply enough.

If you're worried, go get tested. Nobody can tell you if the splinter was contaminated. Keep in mind that coincidences happen and her tapping may have nothing to do with the splinter you found. The splinter may have already been in you and you didn't notice it before you found it; you didn't say if you were high during all this shit.
Hamilton Sisslepud - Thu, 31 Mar 2016 21:16:48 EST ID:ghMTTXwq No.53995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you can always go see a doctor and get your blood tested, even if your story sounds a little silly they will probably be willing to test it to see if anything bad is in it

keep your wetsuit... "dry" by Mermaid Postman - Fri, 12 Jun 2015 18:27:06 EST ID:zHYcgz2t No.52639 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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this should be rather at ther /sports/-section, but got locked for no idkw,

Need some advice.

Going scuba-diving this summer.

Have to borrow a wetsuit.

How do I cope with the urge to pee?
I mean: It's a really big problem! Especially at the beginning but also near the end of a dive!

Any suggestions?
Heard about the method of using a condom-urinal and cutting a little hole into the suit,
but this won't be possible for me, because it's not mine.
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Aeonen Kaes - Sat, 02 Jan 2016 21:48:36 EST ID:2J3G2uGy No.53635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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what about Dry suits and Sea-survival-suits?

Serious question!

Will go on offshore-medical-training next month, don't know how to cope with my oversensitive bladder.
Phoebe Turveyshaw - Wed, 06 Jan 2016 03:42:50 EST ID:53ec9H03 No.53644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stadium pal?
Charlotte Passlewell - Mon, 01 Feb 2016 11:21:32 EST ID:bJGrcC3W No.53750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you're under water a wetsuit lets water in, that's how they work ffs just pee, you're already in water, you could just try to let some more water in to try and get rid of some pee

I've pissed in my wetsuit before, a while ago I got drunk and passed out at my friend's house and had to pee but couldn't move and pissed myself, I thought this feels familiar am I at work right now ? true story
Wesley Chisslepine - Mon, 01 Feb 2016 22:11:03 EST ID:b2eoh8l2 No.53756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
unless you're reaallly good at air conservation, you won't be diving for more than an hour at a time. You can't last one hour?
Derti Fompensatohr - Thu, 31 Mar 2016 13:28:11 EST ID:kGq7rozV No.53994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ever been diving?
This shit makes your bladder fill up faster then you can say
"warm wetsuit!"

I had good experiences with these

and these


(just be sure that you can change them out of sight. ;-)
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