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Stopping Xanax With Lamictal by Hannah Hagglebork - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:16:34 EST ID:FQZmEY3B No.55091 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I take Lamictol/Lambipol for my Bipolarity but also know it is an anti-epileptic.

I also happen to have a huge, huge dependency on Xanax. It can range from 6 to 15mg a day. It's been going on for 10 years. Sometimes I'll take an entire box in a night and I won't feel a thing, honestly.

Anyway.. I want out of this. I'm not getting high. This is a maintenance dose.

Would Lamictol make for a faster taper due to its anti-epileptic attributes?

I'm not gonna stop cold turkey. But if I do... I will go full seizure mode right?

Thanks in advance guys.
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David Bocklehall - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:06:27 EST ID:sPqBpZp8 No.55103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know. See a doctor. If you can't, then call a pharmacy in your area or visit one and honestly explain your situation. Tell them all the medications you take, including supplements. I would also suggest telling them that you're bipolar in case benzo withdrawal can lead to mania or depression, at least one of which you're predisposed to, as it could help them somehow.


Benzo withdrawal can kill you. Seizures aren't the only terrible thing you'll have to deal with. This isn't the time to experiment if you don't have to.
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Cyril Cirringsadge - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 10:45:59 EST ID:kB9y8kNk No.55104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55103

I agree, ten years is a fuckton of time to be on benzos, you should probably come clean and tell your doctor or pharmacy.

I take lamotrigine/lamictal too for bipolar disorder and I don't think it would help you to get off benzos faster. It's gonna take a LONG time to taper; you don't want to experiment and screw it up.
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Sidney Soffingforth - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 20:24:36 EST ID:cWciUpNW No.55111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I took 3 mgs of Clonazepam for about two years in my most recent prescription (taking benzos on and off for 5-6 years). While tapering off Clonazepam, I happened to be taking 200mg of Lamictal a day for mood stabilization, so that was considered a buffer against any threat of epilepsy, according to my psychiatrist.

I was really afraid while tapering off Clonazepam, but no two people withdrawal the same. I think the biggest threat is psyching yourself out. I hope you get out of this, too, because after years of using this stuff it really, really starts to change us.

I had a very painless withdrawal, no physical side effects and a very short period of stressing over whether or not I would have a panic attack or something. I never did. I dropped from 3 to 2.5, to 1.5, to nothing. About a span of 30 days in between each drop.

One thing I wish I hadn't done: read a bunch of shit on the internet about benzo withdrawal. You're psyching yourself out. I did the same thing. You will DOUBTLESSLY find posts about people having a hard time, but take it slow and it really helps if you can tell someone in your life what is going on. I think the most psychological agonizing part of withdrawal is feeling alone. You got any friends, good friends? Family? Love is a potent thing when you're up against fear.

I wish you peace of mind, whether or not you're going through the taper, because no one deserves to be chained to a substance like this.
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Archie Crebbertutch - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 02:14:02 EST ID:21fkN6sI No.55112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Taking Lamictal won't necessarily make your withdrawal any better, so it might still be better to stick to a normal taper schedule, to reduce risk of relapse
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 23:29:09 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55091
Have you tried tapering with the oil and spoon kit? It does mean showing your asshole to a doc, and feel the oil melt and run down your leg as he rubs you inside and out pleasantly with the back of a steel spoon (DO NOT use plastic ones, they are many times inferior and you could bleed to fucking death if the twat snaps). But I hear it works wonders for withdrawals. The coconuts used are 100% organic, fresh and the oil melts between your buttocks wonderfully.
Try not to fart.
Good luck!


Coconut oil/stainless steel spoon kits by Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 23:05:42 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55604 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone heard about or bought one of these coconut oil/stainless steel teaspoon kits? I've heard they can cure just about anything.


woke up in a wet bed near my GF by Gernot Hassknecht - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 03:20:06 EST ID:OGgsOPCf No.54736 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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25yr old male here.
Never happened to me before
(besides when I was a kid).

Woke up in a wet bed today. GF took it considerably relaxed.

Embarrassed as fuck!

I know things like this can happen when there is a lot of stress in life.
But there is nothing major going on right now.
Feel pretty relaxed the whole time.

Do I need to look for a doc?

Is there any way to know this will happen again?
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Libbier Happier - Sun, 21 May 2017 18:15:58 EST ID:OKCf70BM No.54959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Polly Gindlegold - Sun, 21 May 2017 20:25:57 EST ID:NXGJvihF No.54960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I did this after a couple beers and some promethazine as an adult :(
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Matilda Sacklehick - Mon, 22 May 2017 12:36:15 EST ID:pk7Bjdih No.54965 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54736

Are you on any medications for sleep? Did you drink alcohol?
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Shit Brookwater - Mon, 22 May 2017 20:10:59 EST ID:YZzdD5Iz No.54966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no joke OP, i suggest doing some kegel exercises to strengthen the sphincters controlling your urine flow (males have 2). just try to start and stop your pissing mid-stream several times to build up those muscles. i know it may sound like bullshit but it's actually a successful remedy if kids have a bedwetting problem.
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 22:57:22 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54736
Ask your doctor to prescribe you the coconut oil and highly polished stainless steel teaspoon kit, pissy pants! The coconut oil is 100% organic and from fresh green coconuts, ie. not the old brown store bought ones. Get the 5kg glass jar if you can. The plastic jars leech chemicals. The instructions tell you to part your buttocks (you may need to wax the area first) and spread one heaped spoonful of coconut oil around your asshole and immediately rub yourself with the rear of the spoon. Gently, in a circular and oddly pleasant, massagey kind of way. You may find this becomes more pleasurable as the treatment continues, and finally intensely erotic by the end. You'll need to continue this application, stinkbomb, every morning and every night or you'll pee the bed like a naughty little boy, and more and more often, until you have no choice but to resort to adult diapers. Continue until the whole 5kg has been used. Your bladder will know if you cheat, and will shrivel up and tell your prostate to enlarge if the treatment on your asshole is neglected. Perhaps you can get your girlfriend (if she'll stay with you and support through this without laughing) to join in and add a new erotic vibe to your Sex life? She can even insert the handle if you find the idea sexy enough. This treatment is from England, home of the Finest Sheffield Steel. The coconuts are from The Great Barrier Reef or something.
It worked absolute wonders for me!
Good luck.


Fuck, had a tooth removed! by Dicking Cockbuckler - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 01:00:40 EST ID:yw2pWV+y No.54287 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, I copped a pretty nasty hook to the jaw a while ago and some of my second molar chipped away.. Due to personal management issues I took some time to confront this and it naturally broke down more. I never felt any pain, and my other teeth are fine, so I didn't confront it until today. It was discovered by x-ray that the damage was so deep that an expensive root canal wouldn't be likely to save it, so I had it pulled.

I realise the complications that come with removing a molar with neighboring teeth, so I want to have an implant installed soon. It would be about 4.5 - 5k in my country, but I'm considering going to the Philippines. I hear good things, incl. the cost. My girlfriend is from there and wants to go back next year.. Any advice?
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Charles Piddlebare - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 02:20:26 EST ID:7a/GUzCH No.54288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it will be more challenging, because you will need someone who speaks mandarin, but probably the highest quality/cost ratio you can access: taiwan
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Beatrice Gocklespear - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 18:46:38 EST ID:yw2pWV+y No.54291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54288
Cool, I speak mandarin.
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 22:19:44 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54287
Grow a new one with the new fad from England. Order the large anal/stirrup kit, comprising 10kg jar pure organic coconut oil with the tablespoon (not the teaspoon one) and a set of plastic and rope stirups. You can choose stainless steel spoons or highly Polish stainless steel spoons for quicker results . Take 250g of the high quality oil, and slowly spoon it inside yourself rectally. This restores the ingredients, like calcium and enamel, that you'll need to regrow the tooth. As you know, they take a long time to grow in, and the treatment is quite long at 40 days but you mustn't give up halfway through or you'll die. Don't let this put you off, the experience is quite pleasant once you get used to it, you may even find yourself looking forward to putting your legs up in the stirrups each night, like women do when they have the pelvic gyno inspection thing done. Plus you'll be able to eat properly again, and not Spit meat bits out when you talk to people in the street.
Good luck.


can't poop by Isabella Banderwill - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 10:44:25 EST ID:OTZqc9bM No.54241 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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help
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Walter Blatherstock - Sun, 26 Jun 2016 10:51:01 EST ID:OTZqc9bM No.54246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i shat the rest of it diarrhea format this morning. thanks pretzelfag, you know your shit
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Pretzelgirl - Tue, 26 Jul 2016 15:44:53 EST ID:M1FEKlGC No.54351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54246
Np, I have worked with the feds in hospitals for a few years off and on, give or take. Glad to have helped
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Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:21:02 EST ID:8rTptFiJ No.54375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
are you taking opiates?
they are known to cause constipation
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Hannah Pibberstock - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 19:31:23 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54241
When I need to poop I reach for either walnuts or lettuce. Both of these things make me pooooooop!
Especially two handfuls of walnuts.
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 22:01:41 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54241
But what is even better is 500g coconut oil spooned up your rectum with a stainless steel spoon,followed by a soothing rub against your ass hole with the back of the spoon. Ask your pharmacist for the small anal kit. Ask someone with a strong stomach to hold your cheeks apart for you for easier spooning. The pharmacist will stock the anal speculum add-on if everyone is a bit squeamish, or you are too shy for that sort of thing. You will shit for days. Literally, days.
Good luck.


I just threw up this much blood by David Shakebanks - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 18:34:01 EST ID:2dJaS4ne No.55177 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is this too much blood to throw up
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Martha Drerrylark - Sun, 10 Dec 2017 17:30:54 EST ID:oA6VyjOK No.55185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55177
no, keep it up
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:54:28 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55177
You can replace the blood you've lost using coconut oil as a replacement. Ask your mom for a stainless steel spoon and take both items to the bathroom. Ask your mom to spoon the coconut oil into your rectum. 2x 1kg jars should do it. Your body will absorb it and then you can get to cleaning up that bloody mess you've made. Look at the state of the carpet!
Good luck.


Non narcotic otc pain management by Angus Donkinwell - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 14:38:00 EST ID:3NARkKUi No.55486 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I tore my acl a couple days ago and the pain is near unbearable at the moment. My doctor will not prescribe me narcotics as a "former" addict and Tylenol etc are not even talking the edge off. Are there any reliable diy pain remedies or otc drugs that manage pain as an of label thing? I don't mind side effects or if I have to abuse something to get the desired effect. I will also go to a plant store if necessary if that's the answer. Any help greatly appreciated
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Charles Blythehall - Thu, 26 Jul 2018 14:07:12 EST ID:nGb4qkJa No.55489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
DXM
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Jarvis Gevingspear - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 08:38:44 EST ID:r7KI6ak0 No.55493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55486
kratom, TENS, gabapentin
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Cornelius Nondernog - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 15:07:28 EST ID:HHA9fQLj No.55497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55486
Old post but Ibuprophen can come in 800mg prescription form. Ibuprophen is superior for pain relief. IMO. If one was to get vicoden, ask for vicoprophen.

Tylenol (acetaminophen) is pretty harsh on the liver. As well, anybody interested, be as minimal as possible when describing past illicit drug usage. I mean, took a hit of pot, didn't like the smell of it it, felt kinda dizzy from just the smell of it.
Revealing past drug use will limit health options and can have a snowball effect
that makes things seem like, your a junky!

A simple drug, tramadol, many DRs will prescribe that. It alone 100mgs may = 800mgs ibuprophen, 7.5 mg vicoden.

Tramadol I hate the feeling mostly, it is not a praditional opiate as we know these. Works well with small doses. Take it over T-3s I guess any day. Oh it works as well, in theory, as your basic T-3s as above mentioned drugs.
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:45:41 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55486
Coconut oil. Yes, coconut oil!
Have you got a teaspoon in your cutlery drawer you haven't used for cooking smack? Take the teaspoon, (a highly Polished one is best) take some of the coconut oil, and go to the bathroom and get undressed. The coconut oil is applied to the outside of your anus- dose is one half spoonful. You may be most comfortable on your side with one leg up by the toilet. Gently slide the handle of the spoon inside, and in and out for 60seconds for greatest pain relief ,then apply once more for the hell of it. You cannot get addicted to this treatment, and if you do don't worry as it's just psychological. Follow with a nice hot bath. Voila! Pain dispelled.
Good luck!


Collapsing spine by Nigel Fapperspear - Wed, 02 May 2018 16:06:25 EST ID:51BTUbsf No.55394 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey, I know you guys probably don't really know, but I'd like a better response than what I might find from google. So I won't go into details but basically as a key piece of trying to convince me to do something I didn't want to do someone (who is in fact wheelchair bound) told me that their 'spine was collapsing' and that they had been given a year to live.

Now, this person I have confirmed to lie to me about a major life event before, so what I want to know is, is there a possibility this is real? Is there some kind of condition that causes one's spine to collapse slowly and inevitably fatally, ideally one that doctors can predict mortality so precisely? Or does that sound a little off and this might be another deception? I can't get much more information about it from them without tipping my hand.

Thanks homies
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Augustus Droffingman - Wed, 02 May 2018 21:38:19 EST ID:r1Y31/eq No.55395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
well in the pic theres a tumor growing beside the spinal cord so yes that could kill you. but just a degradation of the bone shouldnt, they can put metal plates and spacers and rods and shit to keep the vertebrae in the right place
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Albert Clobblefoot - Mon, 07 May 2018 20:08:28 EST ID:Rl1gAmmt No.55398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55394
what's this "major life event" they have lied to you about OP?
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:30:34 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55394
Have you told them about the miraculous spoon and oil cure? It's a kit containing 10kg jar of pure organic coconut oil and a highly polished stainless steel teaspoon. Some people say to just apply to your Anus and rub with the spoon for 5 minutes for a fragile spine, but I swear taking it rectally instead works much quicker and works right up to the crumbling spine stages. If the spine has already disintegrated you're going to need the tablespoon size and apply 3x an hour, or continuously if bedridden until they bloody well get up. Good luck home!


what does it mean that I'm puking for 15 minutes straight by Nathaniel Gozzleshaw - Mon, 17 Sep 2018 01:11:21 EST ID:iKdMgDzd No.55542 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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and it's disgusting brown liquid
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Beatrice Gobberhall - Sun, 30 Sep 2018 02:20:15 EST ID:UZlpcYu0 No.55553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it means youre dying
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Polly Fisslefatch - Sun, 30 Sep 2018 20:48:32 EST ID:iKdMgDzd No.55556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55553
Finally! God has answered my prayers.
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Reuben Dreckledag - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 22:30:21 EST ID:IkIWMEs1 No.55558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
go easy on dat /jenk/
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Caroline Chombletack - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 02:27:52 EST ID:jIXWvBOO No.55575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Youre either in detox mode or rip prep stages
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:19:26 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>5554
It means you haven't been taking your coconut oil rectally young man, and then rubbing your Anus gently with a high Polish stainless steel spoon!
Buy the goddamn kit, or request one for Christmas.


Hospital now or after work? by Augustus Bunford - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 07:31:50 EST ID:EdP4zk2D No.55578 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I'm gonna just get right to it. A few days ago I got a wicked painful ingrown hair above my dick, but I just shaved so I figured whatever. It still hasn't gone away after 4 days. Same type of thing develops on my inner thigh two days ago, but I didn't shave there so it has no business being there. Now there is a giant red-hot growth that looks like an infected blackhead growing out of my kneecap. Extremely painful, keeping me awake at night. Notice I get some kind of painful lump right behind my back, and it hurts like a bitch to sit down. I just took a dump and it looks like I had a fucking abortion. Before I was just like whatever, random ingrown hair, maybe a hemorrhoid, a pimple. But now I'm thinking I have MRSA. I get off work in 4 hours and I need the money badly. What do.
Pic related
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Augustus Bunford - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 10:00:23 EST ID:EdP4zk2D No.55579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55578
Op here. Apparently I'm covered in abcesses for some reason and there's one right on my taint that they want to cat scan to make sure it's not in my bowels. If it is I need surgery asap. The one on my knee is serious, and they've circled it with a marker to see how fast it's spreading. If it gets bad enough and infects the joint, they said I could lose the leg. This sucks
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Shitting Femmlelick - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 14:52:36 EST ID:FonZKC1l No.55580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55579

were you offered any hypothesis as what caused this gruesome fate?
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:12:23 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55578
Ask the one of the nurses at the hospital to fetch a stainless steel teaspoon and a 5kg jar of coconut oil. It's a new fad from England, and will heal that blemish on your knee in no time - the nurse will wink at you and understand immediately! Lay in the foetal position and ask her to begin to apply some of the coconut oil around your Anus, and she should start gently rubbing and comforting you with the stainless steel spoon automatically. The action of the spoon kills the MRSA you are covered in. Treatment is over when she has applied the entire jar. You may need to go through this several times to combat that ingrown hair, but don't worry, you'll enjoy every hour. Good luck!


unknown medical, assist by Brett Ford McKavanaugh - Thu, 27 Sep 2018 20:18:06 EST ID:vUVTd5Go No.55548 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>be me
> kidneys feel dull/achey
>feel bloated often
>morning piss burns(like hotsuace)
>smells like sulphur
>urethra tingles

Wat do?
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Hamilton Marringsted - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 13:29:31 EST ID:25eL1UlD No.55568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Unable to make a new thread, so I need to weasel in here.

what are the criteria for getting medicinal Mary Jane in the Czech Republic?
I live in Brno, btw.
any advice on this?
Any with Czech experience of relevance?
what kind of illness do they give out Medicinal for in CR?
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Basil Duvinghuck - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 11:57:42 EST ID:IOSQ35m1 No.55569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55550
Without added sugars and organic preferably, and eat raw cranberries.
You may need Rosefrin.
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Caroline Chombletack - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 02:40:35 EST ID:jIXWvBOO No.55576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stay wet and find safe ecstasy
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Hannah Pibberstock - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 18:08:34 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55548
Sounds like cystitis. You can buy soluble cystitis powders to drink. The pure cranberry juice method helps too. Sometimes when ladies have rough Sex bacteria is pushed up the uretha. Women are more prone to bladder infections than men, as men have a longer uretha. The kidney ache is not good news, that needs to be seen to.
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 20:52:40 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55548

>>55548
You need ones of those new coconut oil/stainless steel tablespoon kits. You get a high Polish stainless tablespoon and a 2kg glass jar of coconut oil in this bigger kit. You're going to need to take the coconut oil both ends. Remember - ORALLY FIRST! Swallow 3x tablespoons (the teaspoon kit is too small for your needs) and rub the back of the spoon forwards and backwards along your tongue to get the most benefit. Purse your lips around the spoon as you move it in and out to soothe the bloating and erase the tingles. Most people find this step the easiest. The second part of the treatment involves 1x tablespoon rectally. I realise it sounds strange when the serious infection has already reach your kidneys, but don't listen to the scare stories and be put off, this has fantastic results. You can purchase an anal speculum separately to help administer the coconut oil if you can't just spoon it in normally. Rub the tablespoon gently around the outside of your Anus in a circular motion for 60 seconds to finish off. It works on soothing the hotsauce sensation you've been experiencing, and feels good too. Munch a few cranberries, put your knickers back on and that's it, good to go. Don't forget to clean the tablespoon with bleach before next application. Good luck!


Could You Live Off Of Coconut Water by Matilda Tootham - Thu, 28 Apr 2016 07:00:09 EST ID:5hCA5/sK No.54037 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I live somewhere that drinking the tap-water is a straight nope, and that leaves plastic bottled water or soda water from glass bottles. Or of course coconut water, straight up from actual coconuts. I heard it hydrates the body more efficiently that actual water, but could you live off that and have no health complications? I do not want to drink bottled water due to the plastic interacting with the water, bad juju
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Eliza Sonkinfore - Thu, 28 Apr 2016 16:44:30 EST ID:tVfeSXwx No.54038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nope, you would get horrible diarreah and get very sick, in extreme cases get malformed tummy and shit, followed by death.

But it is healthy in moderation of course and a good alternative to bottled water!
I'm so glad that I can drink water like straight from wherever, I try to never buy anything with plastic unless it can't be avoided, only buying soda in glass bottles or bringing my drinking bottle.
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Hannah Pibberstock - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 18:59:41 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54037
You've never heard of a concept called 'a balanced diet' then?
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 20:23:11 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55594 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54037
No, but you can live off coconut Oil quite comfortably! It contains all the nutrients, minerals and vitamins and totally replaces what people are fooled into thinking is a healthy diet. This is really just a ploy by the Government to get you to buy fruit and vegetables and relieve you of your money. Take the coconut oil orally twice a day, a stainless steel teaspoon full. Spoil yourself with the money you save on food and buy a special new one. Then rub the back of the spoon gently in a circular motion over your stomach area. You won't even feel hungry! It's worked wonders for me. Good luck!


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