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HCL 44: Grasping At Nothing - Tonight 9/13 @ 7:30pm ET! by Leighton Cockburn - Sun, 13 Sep 2015 15:31:24 EST ID:6n2NTIQv No.56403 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://hitbox.tv/irmstream - Tonight 9/13, Prelims @ 7:30pm ET, Main Card @ 8pm ET
(Possibly streamed in the Taima channel too, I was told?)

TLDR version: It's a parody MMA show called HCL (Human Cockfighting League) created using UFC Undisputed 3. It started in 2012, and is a pre-produced show with all fictional fighters presented with live commentary.

HYPE VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqpAfBp0koI
FULL CAR http://hcl.wikia.com/wiki/HCL_44

The unlikely challenger, former children's TV host turned full-time paint huffer Pappy Goulash tore through the competition since his debut. Now he's earned a shot at the scrappy 2-time champion, Teddy Grabowski, who has turned old-timey boxing into a successful style inside the octagon-like structure.

Plus much more, including a fight to determine be the next challenger to the HCL Welterweight Title, as well as kick off the next HCL Heavyweight Contender Tournament with two big semifinals.

HCL 44: Grasping At Nothing
MAIN EVENT FOR THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE - Teddy Grabowski (c) vs Pappy Goulash
WELTERWEIGHT CONTENDER FINAL - Roosevelt Hazelwood vs Francois Gorgonzola
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Pimp C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 13 Sep 2015 15:51:00 EST ID:gtpQOB/Z No.56404 Report Quick Reply
I added it to /mma/tube btw.
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Leighton Cockburn - Sun, 13 Sep 2015 17:01:46 EST ID:6n2NTIQv No.56405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56404
Thanks!
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Leighton Cockburn - Sun, 13 Sep 2015 19:23:22 EST ID:6n2NTIQv No.56406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We just went live! http://hitbox.tv/irmstream or Watch in Taima!


:rin8: by Michihiro Omigawa - Thu, 19 Jun 2014 05:21:58 EST ID:FIqgO73S No.54018 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://mmajunkie.com/2014/06/miesha-tate-vs-rin-nakai-in-the-works-for-ufc-fight-night-52-in-japan

ITS HAPPENING
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Sean Sherk - Tue, 22 Jul 2014 00:29:46 EST ID:+zNY97eX No.54164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I got a hearty chuckle. I always thought UFC had too large a naked man to naked woman craving audience ratio. I might watch if they start doing perverted pig disgusting shit for the sick degenerates like me and you. HOW LEWD.
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Keith Jardine - Wed, 12 Aug 2015 22:47:30 EST ID:d8iwv8pz No.56327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>54026

I am going to get in a fight with this chick someday solely hoping she pins me down and sits on my face.

It'd be like rape but not.
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Frankie Edgar - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 14:55:06 EST ID:4vHZG7I1 No.56332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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did she fall off the face of the planet after that tate fight? i guess >>54043 was right and she committed sudoku
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Dennis Siver - Tue, 08 Sep 2015 15:34:47 EST ID:tOu1DbUm No.56397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56327
Welp. Looks like it's muscle chicks all the way down, now. A least japanese muscle chicks. At least japanese muscle chicks don't look like they were constructed out of an old leather couch.
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Kazushi Sakuraba - Wed, 09 Sep 2015 23:38:52 EST ID:MAFCoHXC No.56398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56332
Nakai does promotions in Japan for UFC, like how Cung Le is their GM of Asia operations to do promotions and find fighters/build hype.


Where to watch ufc matches by Nam Phan - Mon, 24 Aug 2015 19:03:40 EST ID:sy+unubU No.56364 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I recently got into watching this shit so where can I watch it besides on the ufc channel on youtube?
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Herschel Walker - Sat, 05 Sep 2015 01:30:07 EST ID:lVkHX4V4 No.56392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56386
I haven't seen King_Mike around for ages. He hasn't been streaming at all but yeah UFC 190 had sweet 2000 people on mma tube.
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Tank Abbot - Sat, 05 Sep 2015 08:38:53 EST ID:1GOWAhB3 No.56393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is the second Johnson v. Dodson fight airing tonight or was it yesterday?

As for the /mma/tube people coming and not staying: can't we advertise 420chan or specifically /mma/?
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Pimp C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sat, 05 Sep 2015 14:01:30 EST ID:gtpQOB/Z No.56394 Report Quick Reply
>>56393
tonight. Best thing to do is just post a link for the board at the end of UFC events and stuff in a poll.
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Luke Rockhold - Sun, 06 Sep 2015 06:17:42 EST ID:1GOWAhB3 No.56395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56394
where can I watch the fight?
I wasn't up when it aired live

vhecked mma versus but couldnt find it
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Charles Oliveira - Sun, 06 Sep 2015 15:52:24 EST ID:IWmDkh8X No.56396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56395
it's up on xwt


Rousimar Palhares manages to even fuck up can fights in WSOF by Todd Duffee - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 14:47:35 EST ID:tWaaNhCn No.56287 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Perfect shitstorm of can fighter + Palhares + worst referee in MMA history http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/8/2/9087007/abdel-aziz-palhares-may-be-stripped-wsof-title-following-shields-win-mma-news

Again Toquinho the mental dwarf cranked the submission long enough to force the (shitty) ref to repeatedly intervene, and Jake Shields got some sweet eye poke justice for all the dirty eye pokes and face raking he did in UFC. Mazzagatti is so bad at this he didn't deduct any points even after the 3rd eye gouge.
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Brian Stann - Fri, 28 Aug 2015 02:08:52 EST ID:tYAWVohE No.56374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56340
You're retarded. There's nothing to see here. It's just a coincidence that the champions and contenders are also the most marketable, and that fights are sometimes simply amateur or seemingly fixed. Go back to your homes.
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Aaron Simpson - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 01:12:13 EST ID:fIPTo5W4 No.56381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56340
>None of the match ups are in any way related to skill, wins/losses or anything competition related
All you have to do is look at the history of the UFC to see you have no idea what you're saying. You don't even need to watch the fights you can literally look up the numbers. Go look up the records of every contender, every champion, and you'll see a pattern. They're winning before they get a title fight and to hold onto the belt they have to continue to win.

Maybe one or two guys in the history of the UFC have gotten a title shot after a loss, the only one I can think of right now would be Nick Diaz after he lost to Carlos Condit then faced GSP.

The thing is it doesn't matter how marketable they are if they can't win fights. Being a fan favorite can carry them for a while but it always comes back to winning if they're going to get in the top 5 and get a title fight. You can be the most marketable guy ever but if you lose too many fights you're looking at getting cut.

Even if Dana just gives them a title fight(which doesn't happen if they're not winning) they still have to win to get the belt and continue to win to hold onto it.

Guys who win fights are marketable. Its the same as boxing everyone wants to see the guys who are undefeated. They can market anyone who is winning. Yeah there's occasionally guys like Jon Fitch who won a lot and literally nobody wants to see them fight but I can really only think of a couple times that has happened.
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Mike Russow - Wed, 02 Sep 2015 16:20:27 EST ID:wAJK7Kco No.56384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56381
Sonnen loses to Spider for the belt, then moves up to a weight that he hasn't fought at in 8 years and challenges Jones for the belt, all because Sonnen cut a promo on Jones - and yes, I'm using wrestling terminology on purpose.

Dave Meltzer has said Dana would rather have a guy like McGregor, who is media friendly, be the champ than Aldo...
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Tom Lawlor - Fri, 04 Sep 2015 21:46:41 EST ID:Gv8ayJGX No.56388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56384
Exactly, remember next time you see some guy just appear out of nowhere for the belt because of celebrity remember the UFC literally has over 500 fighters signed, that's a lot of people gritting it out in the trenches who are unknowns who worked their way to a championship (and finally the chance to make some real money) who will be pissed Johnny Media Shit-talker parachutes in and takes their chance at the belt.
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Paul Daley - Fri, 04 Sep 2015 21:50:10 EST ID:LZ7RjxAl No.56389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56388

CM punk will fight a can and be upped to a belt match the next fight. He's bigger than McGregor and hasnt even fought yet in ufc


"I can beat anyone on this planet" by Carlos Newton - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 01:43:45 EST ID:SCWnjOci No.56329 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ronda Rousey vs. Brock Lesnar in a standard MMA fght

Who wins
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Frankie Edgar - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 14:48:09 EST ID:4vHZG7I1 No.56331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i'd rather see this in a PWG ring, tbh


UFC 190 by Cyborg Santos - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 02:21:04 EST ID:HO7e5Ubr No.56264 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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mfw there are people who actually paid just to see that fight.

>>what is no striking defense?
>>what is a can?
>>what is the hype train?

No way would that have happened against Holm or Cyborg. No way.

Eventually though, as fun as it is to see these 30 second webm's the UFC is gonna have to do something about it because people will start wanting more. Like that episode of the Simpsons when Homer becomes a professional boxer.

I guess everyone better start getting hyped for Ronda-Tate 3.
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Steve Cantwell - Fri, 07 Aug 2015 03:31:16 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.56314 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56313

No one's said Ronda isn't a draw. In fact, everyone has been saying she's UFC's top draw for over a year now. Stop talking out of your ass, you're one of the worst posters on this board considering the shit you keep saying.
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CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Fri, 07 Aug 2015 08:06:49 EST ID:s7PHVekK No.56315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56314
I wasn't talking about anyone here, but Meltzer keeps talking about people that thought things like Weidman was the real draw on the first two cards Rousey was on. Even I'm a little surprised she outdrew 189 though, that card was stacked from top to bottom.
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Cyborg Santos - Sat, 08 Aug 2015 01:16:05 EST ID:tWaaNhCn No.56317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56313
UFC still pays Rousey shit. Weidman get's $490,000 per fight just to win/show and Rousey is $120k. Either Rousey has a lucrative back end deal with PPV commissions or she's just getting screwed.
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CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Sat, 08 Aug 2015 08:14:10 EST ID:s7PHVekK No.56319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56317
Huh, I thought Rousey was getting $500,000 per fight, but I guess that must've been after PPV and gate cuts.
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Forrest Griffin - Sat, 08 Aug 2015 18:10:13 EST ID:k184Kjyx No.56321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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For Ronda's fight vs Zingano at 184, it looks like according to the California athletic commission, Rousey was paid 130k, including her bonus (cat got 100k and would have gotten another 100k if she won...), but then UFC claims she got over $1 million based on the ppy buys.

>Lance Pugmire Verified account
‏>@latimespugmire
>California commission tells me @RondaRousey guaranteed purse is 65,000 dollars and 65,000 more with a win.

Interesting that Cat's base pay was so much more, considering Rousey's seniority in both MMA and UFC. I guess Rousey just negotiated a deal to get less base pay, but a bigger PPV cut.


Deeeecent MMA website like watchwrestling.ch by Joe Lauzon - Thu, 06 Aug 2015 09:29:45 EST ID:mhzc6vJZ No.56311 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Where can I catch the latest cards from the UFC and beyond gentlemens?

Any good dailymotion channels?

I don't know things.


Ronda Rousey vs. Fallon Fox by Diego Sanchez - Sun, 19 Jul 2015 23:13:36 EST ID:Lq91nhXH No.56219 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I came across this tweet and now I am legitimately curious.

Who would win in a fight between fighters Ronda Rousey and Fallon Fox?
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MinowaMan - Tue, 28 Jul 2015 21:29:47 EST ID:tWaaNhCn No.56238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56222
Because no man would fight her in the UFC, and if any did it they'd throw no punches it would be a half assed wrestling match because of muh patriarchy societiez women on a pedestal.

Fallon Fox would not give one fuck and probably break her jaw like she just broke Tamikka Brent's orbital bone (and brain, after suffering KO concussion). Cyborg could fight her, and they are the same weight division. A genetic born woman filled with testosterone VS a genetic born male filled with estrogen.

Cyborg VS Fallon Fox could happen though
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Bruce Leroy - Sat, 01 Aug 2015 17:22:34 EST ID:HOUGMiWM No.56252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56222

They're not in the same weight division. She's not even going to fight Cyborg until she gets into Ronda's weight division.
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Cheick Kongo - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 01:30:44 EST ID:iYkAR4lq No.56258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Not fighting what is, for all purposes of competition, manners and politeness aside, biologically a dude and not even in the same weight class or promotion
>This makes you a coward

Oh fuck off
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Karo Parisyan - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 22:36:23 EST ID:lmX5tNLi No.56283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The hell is wrong with people?

There's a difference between feeling like a woman and actually being one.
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Gary Goodridge - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 13:19:28 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.56286 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>56283
Go on, take a squeeze. Pretty sure that doesn't feel like a woman.


funny MMA faces thread. by Zoila Frausto - Thu, 16 Jul 2015 03:33:39 EST ID:HyyQNUA+ No.56196 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Yoshihiro Takayama - Tue, 21 Jul 2015 16:42:07 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.56227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56226
He's like a little kid watching somebody play Super Mario Bros.
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Dennis Hallman - Thu, 23 Jul 2015 01:15:23 EST ID:BjbvwghJ No.56230 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56212
He won that fight?
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Dennis Hallman - Thu, 23 Jul 2015 01:17:55 EST ID:BjbvwghJ No.56231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56230
same fag...just pointing out why that was funny to me.

Nab
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Dong Hyun Kim - Sat, 25 Jul 2015 19:17:53 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.56233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Not MMA, but bears mentioning.
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Leonard Garcia - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 14:58:11 EST ID:Tl6QXWu7 No.56273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


Check out this handsome fella. by Donald Cerrone - Fri, 31 Jul 2015 17:03:22 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.56242 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So anyone else counting on Bethe Correia being named the new bantamweight champ tomorrow night?
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Donald Cerrone - Sat, 01 Aug 2015 01:16:12 EST ID:TFf2QwTL No.56247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is what happens when you have a division shallower than a toddler pool. Worthless fight.
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Terry Etim - Sat, 01 Aug 2015 05:31:42 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.56248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
She's going to lose via 1st round armbar because this division is a joke.
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Giant Silva - Sat, 01 Aug 2015 07:21:15 EST ID:tsKyWIYa No.56249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56242
No one is expecting that roided up tranny to win.
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Fabricio Werdum - Sat, 01 Aug 2015 12:35:20 EST ID:Kd6+NGMO No.56250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
HOW WILL RONDA DEFEAT THAT ROID UP BRAZILIAN?!

WILL SHE BE ABLE TO OVERCOME THE ODDS?
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Stephan Bonnar - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 01:26:11 EST ID:ptLNJQ8k No.56256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56250
SHE DID IT AGAIN.


So, IVs are going to be banned starting in October by CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Wed, 08 Jul 2015 00:14:15 EST ID:s7PHVekK No.56143 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Part of UFC's new drug testing protocols set by USADA. The ban was originally going to go in effect July 1st, but they delayed it because so many people are going to have to move up weight classes that already have fights set. Basically, after this, the dangers of weight cutting are going down to the fighters. We could be seeing some really shitty fights for a few months, come October. The reason IVs are being banned is because they can mask drug testing results, so banning them from weight cuts is a side effect of that.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/7/1/8881077/ufc-drug-testing-policy-usada-iv-ban-grace-period-october-weight-cutting-mma-news

As for my personal opinion, I know IVs are a really good and safe way to rehydrate, but it's also not natural at all. Weight classes are there to keep people weighing 185/170/205/whatever fighting people in a similar weight, NOT to allow guys to come in 30+ pounds over the weight limit only to try to get most of that weight back the day of the fight. I know boxers do weight cuts too, but this isn't just ten or so pounds we're talking about for most people here.

Anthony Johnson is a good example of a guy that weight cutting didn't even give an advantage to, he had losses only in lower weight divisions until DC beat him at 205. And keep in mind there was a time when Rumble's camp actually wanted him to fight at 155 because of the novelty of a fucking heavyweight fighting in the lightweight division. Obviously, it never happened, but the idea of a guy like Rumble trying to drop and recoup so much weight is fucking scary and isn't what the sport should be about.

Picture possibly related. I hope she doesn't change weight classes, but she doesn't look like her weight cut is so bad she uses IVs.

Oh, and Gilbert Melendez failed his day-of-fight drug test for steroids. Lucky bastard, he failed right before the new protocols and punishments went into effect.
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CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Mon, 20 Jul 2015 20:38:41 EST ID:s7PHVekK No.56223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, here's one for all you "Aldo is gonna wax McGregor" guys. Aldo has announced five months ahead of the bout his intention to ignore the new IV policy.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/7/19/8992883/jose-aldo-plans-to-ignore-usada-iv-ban-they-won-t-take-me-out-of-the

So, if Aldo wins and they catch him using IVs, he's being stripped of the title. Of course, the problem with his logic of them testing for what's in a saline solution proves how dumb he is, if he tries it (and I'm sure he will). After taking a quick, casual search for how they detect whether you used an IV in cycling, it appears they test for the plastics used in IV bags and tubes to bust guys (and yes, it does show up in urine). Never mind the probability that UFC might put him under some mandatory surveillance after weigh-ins for announcing to the world his plans to cheat the system. Since IVs are supposed to be a way to mask drug tests, it's possible he could get a 2 year suspension (up to 4 for "aggravating circumstances" including "egregious intent", which I think this qualifies as) for doing it. Probably not Aldo's smartest move.
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Yoshihiro Takayama - Mon, 20 Jul 2015 20:56:06 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.56224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56223
>Probably not Aldo's smartest move.
Well, he's Brazilian isn't he?
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Clay Guida - Wed, 22 Jul 2015 22:28:54 EST ID:tWaaNhCn No.56228 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56223
IVs for weight cut rehydrating mask blood doping. There's no way to detect somebody who's taken out their own blood, ran it through a centrifuge to isolate red blood cells, then packed that hemoglobin back in to get Lance Armstrong cardio levels except if you look for the presence of IV bag chemicals (which I'm sure they will find a way to get around, make millions selling undetectable IV bags). Before EPO and synthetic oxygen was invented all the Olympic cyclists used blood doping.

McGregor also drops 30 lbs to fight in that division so him and Aldo both will drop from exhaustion in the first round or get KO'd by a slap in the face unless they rehydrate properly. The smart thing to do would be to vacate the belt and join the Welterweight division
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CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Thu, 23 Jul 2015 00:12:01 EST ID:s7PHVekK No.56229 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56228
I'd have to agree, McGregor did NOT look good after weigh-ins. Neither did Chad Mendes, but Mendes only had two weeks to even start cutting that weight. All the press tours and TUF will also get in the way of any attempts by McGregor to get closer to being a natural 145 (and then he loses all the advantages he has in the division anyways). It's gonna be funny if they both miss weight or fail for IVs when UFC 194 comes and goes.


Return of the Emperor by Frank Trigg - Thu, 16 Jul 2015 16:01:16 EST ID:SDyUm337 No.56199 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So Fedor is apparently coming out of retirement

Best case scenario is they give him some nostalgia matches or maybe his UFC debut at UFC 200.

What do you want to see from Fedor
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Jorge Santiago - Fri, 17 Jul 2015 00:38:17 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.56203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He'll waste the end of his career fighting cans in Belator because he'll again make retarded contract demands to Dana.
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Stefan Struve - Fri, 17 Jul 2015 00:39:22 EST ID:tWaaNhCn No.56204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He was never in retirement really he's been fighting in Russian sambo matches while president of the 'Russian MMA union' whatever that is.

Bellator are all about bullshit sideshows so he'll fight retired Randy Couture or something stupid for a bunch of money http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/7/16/8981081/mma-news-randy-couture-to-think-about-coming-out-of-retirement-to-face-fedor
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Jorge Santiago - Fri, 17 Jul 2015 03:42:48 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.56206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56204

Couture would get murdered by a washed-up Fedor now that he's been retired for so long, he's in his 50's, and drug testing is a lot more organized than it used to be. It would be like the Kimbo-Ken shitshow all over again but turned up to 11 since Fedor can still go.
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Joseph Benavidez - Fri, 17 Jul 2015 22:26:22 EST ID:tWaaNhCn No.56207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56206
They'll both be juiced to the tits in bellator, they don't do the kind of testing UFC does so can cycle it out in time, and also IV bags aren't banned so tons of blood packing and blood doping can still be done.
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Yuji Shimada - Sun, 19 Jul 2015 01:58:24 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.56215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>56207

I doubt Fedor would juice now considering he likely never did before. He's just a pudgy sambo guy with retard strength from within. Couture was a great wrestler but PED's gave him a second life in his 40's that he just wouldn't be able to recapture in his 50's, let alone against Fedor's tard strength. Couture won't be able to knock Fedor out, and in his advanced age I don't see him being able to stop Fedor's sambo.


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