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The state of UFC right now by Joe Lauzon - Tue, 20 Oct 2015 13:27:09 EST ID:gFxhRa5I No.56440 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>This was the man who defeated the longest reigning UFC Champion in recent memory

>This is the man that carny fuck Dana White thinks is a draw

How the fuck can anyone take the Heavyweight Division seriously if Dana thinks Cain Valesquez is a draw? There are better fighters in the division.

Like Frank Mir or Antonio Silva
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Tim Sylvia - Thu, 22 Oct 2015 11:41:19 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.56442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Frank Mir or Antonio Silva
People might have actually taken you seriously if you hadn't done such a lousy job on the last sentence.
Chris Leben - Thu, 22 Oct 2015 23:20:30 EST ID:KBDdStCc No.56443 Ignore Report Quick Reply

It's because he is Mexican dude.

Beaners love to watch fights.
Scott Jorgensen - Sat, 14 Nov 2015 18:20:43 EST ID:iBbvKYtK No.56462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Beaner here. This is true, we love fights.
Zoila Frausto - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 09:36:30 EST ID:fAO0dU6L No.56497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because beaners.
Pro tip: I'm a beaner and people get stoked at a beaner champ.
Michael Schiavello - Thu, 10 Dec 2015 05:17:27 EST ID:h2VZHsoZ No.56580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Rematch is set for February. In LAS VEGAS so our dear Cain with his shitty coach has a good chance of not gassing.

Teppu by Charles Oliveira - Sat, 05 Dec 2015 23:24:18 EST ID:muUwDk+j No.56565 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What does /mma/ think of Teppu? How bad did you want to see this girl get her face punched in?
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Thread was locked by: SeVeNaD
Reason: I'm guessing you want the anime general in /mtv/.

Mountain Kung Fu Masters by Ovince St. Preux - Fri, 13 Nov 2015 06:26:05 EST ID:Z99ipDCG No.56455 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Are there actually Kung Fu masters like Pei Mei from Kill Bill 2 around anymore?
Like dudes who live in the mountains and only live for Kung Fu or whatever it is they do?

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[name redacted] !h55/E7mIo6 - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 09:51:26 EST ID:LDts4lbZ No.56498 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Haven't seen Kill Bill 2 in year so I'm not sure if I've got what you're talking about but there's places in China where they are still really in to martial arts. One of my friends had to travel around all different places for some sports/martial arts degree thing and one of the places he went to was some Shaolin place in China where he was telling me you'd get woken up at 5:30 am by kids practicing punches and stuff all in a row, and the stuff would go on all day. I'm not sure if he mentioned if it's a lifetime thing or maybe just like a couple of months summer camp type thing they sign up for but it would be cool to try out for a bit.
Chael Sonnen - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 12:15:10 EST ID:TJQchSuI No.56501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The last guy I heard of really living like a hermit for martial arts training was Mas Oyama, who spent a couple years up a mountain.
Nate Quarry - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 16:39:09 EST ID:lNM/9i+X No.56505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thailand, Laos, China, Japan yes plenty of 'grandmasters' who just do martial arts in the jungle or mountains all day, especially all the monks.

The head of our flip martial arts style was a 70yr old dude who lived in the Cebu jungle and you could pay him to train 1 on 1. When you showed up he taught Arnis/Balintawak beside a waterfall with handmade bamboo sticks in the middle of nowhere.

Thailand full of these guys too, find some tiny village and a monk will be teaching Muay Thai. In China lot's of them are Qi Gong fruityloops kind of crouching dragon Kung Fu nonsense but they use swords and other weapons. Japan one of the "official" Ninja lineage masters has his own sushi restaurant where he slices the thinnest cuts with hand forged swords and knives. Not really a remote mountain
Forrest Griffin - Mon, 16 Nov 2015 07:38:31 EST ID:2AwqD/1v No.56507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are these guys good tho
Diego Sanchez - Fri, 20 Nov 2015 01:54:22 EST ID:9UdNhjY/ No.56545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dunno about the hermits, but I've seen some oldies that impressed me. There was the 70-year old monk that sparred with Walt Missingham in his documentary on Shaolin. The old feller kept slipping around behind Walt so he couldn't even stay facing him. Walt kept stopping and looking around for him, lol.

There used to be a Youtube of a 70-year old Wing Chun master in a street fight with a young guy who ripped his shirt off and jumped at him. The old guy sort of shoved him mid-jump and he landed on his ass. Then he offers a hand up and when the young guy takes it he boots the kid right in the face, HA! There's an old saying that "Old age and treachery will overcome youth and exuberance".

There's footage of Morehei Uyeshiba and Ip Man in their 80's but that's hard to judge unless you know what to look for, because Morehei is doing that co-operative randori where they throw themselves, and Ip is just working a wooden dummy and doing forms. So you'd probably have to be familiar with the styles before you could judge what you're seeing.

I don't know how this translates into fighting, but I'll bet there's no other guy his age who can push him around, lol. I'd be happy to be able to do this at any age.

Where to watch older fights by Josh Grispi - Mon, 16 Nov 2015 15:24:14 EST ID:9ED05DSA No.56514 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sup /mma/

Where can i go to stream old mma events? I used to know a good site that would upload content immediately after a PPV but i haven't kept up with ufc/bellator/k1 in almost 2 years... Any help would be appreciated

Also, any notable events tht ive missed in the last 2 yrs? (aside from the obvious onez like Anderson Silva losing or ydays Ronda rousey loss)

Thanks guys
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Aaron Simpson - Tue, 17 Nov 2015 15:01:52 EST ID:9ED05DSA No.56524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thank you, kind faggot!

Pat Miletich - Wed, 18 Nov 2015 04:44:23 EST ID:DLSB5g/x No.56530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are the dark matches from the first 4 UFCs uploaded anywhere? Dana haets old UFC pre-Dana.
Rani Yahya - Thu, 19 Nov 2015 01:39:44 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.56539 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Dark matches back then were truly dark matches, man. They didn't air anywhere and were just to appease the live crowd. The preliminary system for cards these days is handled differently and always get broadcasted to at least one platform.
Jake Shields - Thu, 19 Nov 2015 17:56:03 EST ID:BMGsCTjk No.56541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There was a torrent like.. a year ago or so.
The first 30 ufcs, and yeah the first events were weird and comical as fuck. Just pure nonsense and madness.

I remember the first UFC match. A huge sumo guy against some Savate master, you could actually see teeth flying. Amusing and terrible at the same time.
Diego Sanchez - Fri, 20 Nov 2015 01:31:50 EST ID:9UdNhjY/ No.56542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've seen the dark matches ONCE, they were briefly on Youtube, they were only released on a Japanese edition DVD, we saw Scott Morris tap out a taekwondo guy in what was the fastest submission for many years. We see a little bit of the fights in the leadup to the main feature, but that was all we had for years.

AW SHUCKY DUCKY NEW GRAMMAR SLAM by Bart Palazewski - Mon, 02 Nov 2015 13:25:34 EST ID:uhcBy396 No.56446 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Curfew Man Punk is doing new episodes of Grammar Slam.
Jonathan Brookins - Tue, 03 Nov 2015 17:08:45 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.56447 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Meh, this one kinda blows. Considering the rest of that guy's letter contained proper grammar it seems pretty obvious that autocorrect screwed up his use of "here". This Grammar Slam gimmick works better when there are multiple errors in a short form piece, not like a letter with a single error.
Michihiro Omigawa - Wed, 04 Nov 2015 13:03:51 EST ID:4vHZG7I1 No.56448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
(or it's all a work and no real person wrote that letter)
Kazuo Misaki - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 06:40:04 EST ID:QS1X1daR No.56493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Betting by Matt Serra - Fri, 13 Nov 2015 20:05:15 EST ID:m1jnI4pB No.56457 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Where do you guys bet on the fights?

I meant to ask in the stream but forgot. I'm planning on betting a shitload on Holm like an idiot.
Efrain Escudero - Fri, 13 Nov 2015 21:12:36 EST ID:NosuR/hG No.56458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>The state of American gambling

Anywhere in UK will give you real decent todds on Holm.
Efrain Escudero - Fri, 13 Nov 2015 21:13:12 EST ID:NosuR/hG No.56459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also is that Eddie "Truck" Gordon vs. Josh "My girlfriend was hit by a truck" Gordon? Amazing fight, amazing finish.
Jeff Monson - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 01:51:51 EST ID:XanmYrQK No.56485 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I'm planning on betting a shitload on Holm like an idiot.
Lol please tell me you bet on Holm otherwise kill urself
Dan Hardy - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 04:22:44 EST ID:m1jnI4pB No.56489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My god that was a good fight. So happy for holly holm.

Yes I bet on Holly, made out with a little over 800 dollars and laughed my way home. I'm still just buzzing from that.
Jeff Monson - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 06:29:53 EST ID:XanmYrQK No.56492 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol nice

ufc vs dude by Akira Maeda - Sun, 04 Oct 2015 20:35:07 EST ID:m1jnI4pB No.56425 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Settle this dispute

Would a 24 year old guy, 190 pounds, 5'8 and chubby, be able to wrestle Joseph Benavidez? Said 24 year old has no martial art experience
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Vitor Belfort - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 11:04:31 EST ID:dxwHbs/9 No.56428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No. And show up to Ultimate Fitness (whatever they call it - Team Alpha Male) and go try out some friendly competition with your fatass buddy. You'll get wrecked. Not only lose wrestling, but also get choked out every which way.
Aaron Simpson - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 20:50:35 EST ID:FDucgZ7P No.56429 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If Benevidez were as out of shape as you he'd probably weigh 170lbs.
Chris Lytle - Sat, 17 Oct 2015 02:17:38 EST ID:m1jnI4pB No.56436 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I think I'll try to bring him to this so he can see first hand.

Thanks for the answers everyone. Also this is not my height and weight, it's my friend's.
Jon Fitch - Sat, 17 Oct 2015 03:22:25 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.56438 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sure, we believe you chubby... I mean Chris.
Chad Griggs - Sat, 14 Nov 2015 17:58:50 EST ID:ARo24MxN No.56460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes, fat unnexperienced teenage could wrestle with joseph benavidez for about 3 second before being slammed and choked/submitted

Is this guy a badass? by curious - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 00:33:26 EST ID:1JvgSkIO No.56328 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does this guy look tough? Should I be afraid to fight him? He's 5'11 and 175lbs, and I'm 5'9" 165lbs.
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George Sotiropoulos - Sun, 27 Sep 2015 16:04:21 EST ID:YYj8JKlh No.56416 Ignore Report Quick Reply

This dude speaks truth
Gilbert Melendez - Tue, 13 Oct 2015 18:39:23 EST ID:aaNsj12G No.56433 Ignore Report Quick Reply

gross. nb
A Wizard - Sat, 17 Oct 2015 03:14:51 EST ID:S0Hn959c No.56437 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Soo... fight n fuck? o.O?
Kimbo Slice - Sun, 25 Oct 2015 18:57:25 EST ID:JHDuFEpI No.56444 Ignore Report Quick Reply

He looks wiry. Not big, but his muscles look they have some amount of power.

Notice his right arm (to our left( in the second pic
Damacio Page - Fri, 30 Oct 2015 04:25:19 EST ID:4MnEs8mh No.56445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes. Veiny arms and thick neck too.

Ronda Rousey, a hypocrite by Cody McKenzie - Mon, 12 Oct 2015 21:43:32 EST ID:w1Yq6XNQ No.56431 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What the fuck is up with this? Is Ronda some sort of whore now? This Travis scumbag beats his wife, and now he's cheating on his wife with Ronda, in public. What the fuck? On top of that, this Travis scumbag beat Brenden Schaub, and Ronda used to date Brenden...so what the fuck is she doing? Stupid ugly whore has let her fame go to her head.
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira - Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:05:14 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.56432 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Who care? If you want to talk about her being a hypocrite then what about when she talked all that crazy shit about my precious Cupcake for posing nude in ESPN magazine's body issue, then turning around and doing the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING and defending it. She's just a crazy shit talking trailer park trash kind of person in general. She sure can whoop an ass though.
Melvin Manhoef - Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:12:34 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.56434 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Somebody got paid to airbrush her vagina out of that picture. What a time to be alive.

It's finally over by Kevin Randleman - Fri, 14 Aug 2015 20:01:30 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.56339 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What a fucking cavalcade of clowns his lawyers are. So does this permanently diffuse the legend and legitimacy of Anderson Silva? Does it make you wonder if he used PED's in the past and just didn't get popped due to the easily-exploitable drug testing policies? Also, what would you consider a bigger fall from grace: Anderson Silva losing twice to Chris "Whitebread" Weidman and then getting popped for roids in his comeback fight or Fedor Emelianenko getting his shit pushed in in three straight fights in Strikeforce? Both turns of events seemed to have turned out disastrous for both fighters' legacies.
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[name redacted] !h55/E7mIo6 - Sat, 19 Sep 2015 17:21:55 EST ID:GOg6B3al No.56413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He knowingly broke the rules, and has repeatedly done it. They are doing the right thing by punishing by breaking it, especially since it has been shown that more lenient punishments have no effect on him. I know this is 420Chan so everyone's supposed to be all DUDE WEED LMAO XD but he knows that he isn't supposed to test positive for weed and it's up to them to make sure he doesn't. If a 1 year ban wasn't enough then maybe a 5 year ban will be. He's lucky he didn't get a lifetime ban since that's what I think he deserves. If you're going to repeatedly and knowingly break rules then you're disrespecting both the UFC and the other fighters that abide by those rules, and shouldn't be given any opportunities since he's shown no sign of rehabilitation.
Mark Munoz - Sat, 19 Sep 2015 23:59:23 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.56414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>you're disrespecting both the UFC and the other fighters that abide by those rules
Fuck the UFC. You know what, fuck you too. You think the UFC gives a shit if their fighters smoke weed? You think other fighters give a shit? You think the fans care? You think ANYONE besides the NSAC gives a shit if a fighter smokes weed a few days before a fight? This bullshit overkill punishment was because those cocksuckers felt like he wasn't respecting them and that's it.
>He's lucky he didn't get a lifetime ban since that's what I think he deserves.
And you can eat shit since that's what I think you deserve. Vitor Belfort failed for steroids for the second time in 2014 and didn't even get a fine and was granted a license anyway and STILL had suspiciously high testosterone levels after fighting Weidman back in may. But yeah, Diaz deserves a five year suspension for failing for weed a 3rd time, suuure. Fuck your stupid opinion and fuck the NSAC.
Trevor Prangley - Sun, 20 Sep 2015 11:50:03 EST ID:4vHZG7I1 No.56415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
where are the guidelines that say what diaz did constitutes a 5 year ban? if diaz cares enough (and had the money), he can go to a judge and it will get overturned, because the commission can't just pull numbers out of their ass like that, even in light of the issues with with the 3 different test results.

hell, the NFL players union gave Goddell the power to do just that and Brady's suspension STILL got overturned.

Also, if UFC never wants to contract diaz again, that's their prerogative, with or without a ban from NSAC. MMA is more than just UFC.
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HCL 44: Grasping At Nothing - Tonight 9/13 @ 7:30pm ET! by Leighton Cockburn - Sun, 13 Sep 2015 15:31:24 EST ID:6n2NTIQv No.56403 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://hitbox.tv/irmstream - Tonight 9/13, Prelims @ 7:30pm ET, Main Card @ 8pm ET
(Possibly streamed in the Taima channel too, I was told?)

TLDR version: It's a parody MMA show called HCL (Human Cockfighting League) created using UFC Undisputed 3. It started in 2012, and is a pre-produced show with all fictional fighters presented with live commentary.

HYPE VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqpAfBp0koI
FULL CAR http://hcl.wikia.com/wiki/HCL_44

The unlikely challenger, former children's TV host turned full-time paint huffer Pappy Goulash tore through the competition since his debut. Now he's earned a shot at the scrappy 2-time champion, Teddy Grabowski, who has turned old-timey boxing into a successful style inside the octagon-like structure.

Plus much more, including a fight to determine be the next challenger to the HCL Welterweight Title, as well as kick off the next HCL Heavyweight Contender Tournament with two big semifinals.

HCL 44: Grasping At Nothing
MAIN EVENT FOR THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE - Teddy Grabowski (c) vs Pappy Goulash
WELTERWEIGHT CONTENDER FINAL - Roosevelt Hazelwood vs Francois Gorgonzola
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Pimp C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 13 Sep 2015 15:51:00 EST ID:gtpQOB/Z No.56404 Report Quick Reply
I added it to /mma/tube btw.
Leighton Cockburn - Sun, 13 Sep 2015 17:01:46 EST ID:6n2NTIQv No.56405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Leighton Cockburn - Sun, 13 Sep 2015 19:23:22 EST ID:6n2NTIQv No.56406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We just went live! http://hitbox.tv/irmstream or Watch in Taima!

:rin8: by Michihiro Omigawa - Thu, 19 Jun 2014 05:21:58 EST ID:FIqgO73S No.54018 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sean Sherk - Tue, 22 Jul 2014 00:29:46 EST ID:+zNY97eX No.54164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I got a hearty chuckle. I always thought UFC had too large a naked man to naked woman craving audience ratio. I might watch if they start doing perverted pig disgusting shit for the sick degenerates like me and you. HOW LEWD.
Keith Jardine - Wed, 12 Aug 2015 22:47:30 EST ID:d8iwv8pz No.56327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I am going to get in a fight with this chick someday solely hoping she pins me down and sits on my face.

It'd be like rape but not.
Frankie Edgar - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 14:55:06 EST ID:4vHZG7I1 No.56332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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did she fall off the face of the planet after that tate fight? i guess >>54043 was right and she committed sudoku
Dennis Siver - Tue, 08 Sep 2015 15:34:47 EST ID:tOu1DbUm No.56397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Welp. Looks like it's muscle chicks all the way down, now. A least japanese muscle chicks. At least japanese muscle chicks don't look like they were constructed out of an old leather couch.
Kazushi Sakuraba - Wed, 09 Sep 2015 23:38:52 EST ID:MAFCoHXC No.56398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nakai does promotions in Japan for UFC, like how Cung Le is their GM of Asia operations to do promotions and find fighters/build hype.

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