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War Machine on the run after Christy Mack assault by Evan Tanner - Mon, 11 Aug 2014 18:53:30 EST ID:XFk5i/Ww No.54269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Christy Mack is telling her side of the story and it's very ugly including 18 broken bones around her eyes, 2 broken bones in her nose, a ruptured liver and more. She says she expected to be killed by War Machine and fled the house when he left to get another knife from the kitchen after he broke the first one.
Mamed Khalidov - Mon, 11 Aug 2014 20:26:01 EST ID:vEA8845M No.54270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What a fucking faggot, I would take him down for 3 rounds and control him to earn a decision victory. Bitch.
Jose Aldo - Mon, 11 Aug 2014 20:51:31 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.54271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Disgusting. After all he's been through and only to go and do this it really makes you wonder what worth he has on society. It's sad that he might need to murder someone before finally being put away for good.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 11 Aug 2014 21:13:52 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.54274 Report Quick Reply
I like Christy Mack but this is just beyond fucked up. War Machine has had a history of violence and I'm glad Bellator released his ass. It's not the first time this has happened between them however:

>She [Mack] tweeted last November that War Machine "threatened to kill" her.

>"He full on beat the s*** out of me, couldn't show my face in public beating," Mack tweeted.

>She deleted the tweets not long after and War Machine tweeted that the whole thing was a joke. A month later, Mack tweeted that she stayed with War Machine after "several slapping, choking unconscious, smothering, kicking and throwings." According to TMZ, Koppenhaver tweeted—and then deleted—a message to Mack on Saturday, writing "@ChristyMack I love you and hope you're okay. I came him(sp) early to surprise you and help you set up for your convention. I can't believe what I found and can't believe what happened."

Still when you're in a relationship like that, it can be hard to get out of. I hope that War Machine gets what he deserves especially after his tweets he sent out about it:

>I'm not a bad guy, I went to surprise my gf, help her set up her show and to give her an engagement ring and ended up fighting for my life.

>The cops will never give me fair play, never believe me. Still deciding what to do but at the end of the day it's all just heart breaking.

>I only wish that man hadn't been there and that Christy & I would behappily engaged.I don't know I'm so cursed.One day truth will come out
Eddie Alvarez - Mon, 11 Aug 2014 22:14:39 EST ID:8qzNk3AR No.54275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hope some heavyweight fighter or top tier lhw fighter finds him first and beat his ass and drop it off at the nearest PD
Rafael Cavalcante - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 00:33:57 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54276 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why was I not surprised to find that this broad is a porn chick? Who besides mentally defective people want to actually be in a relationship with a porn star?
KJ Noons - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 00:49:05 EST ID:BVkBvnDh No.54277 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ken Pavia, lawyer extraordinaire


the kind that have been in porn for five years
Rafael Cavalcante - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 01:28:13 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54278 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He showed himself to be mentally defective long before that. Did you miss his fits of uncontrollable crying when he was on TUF?
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 02:14:36 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.54280 Report Quick Reply
>Who besides mentally defective people want to actually be in a relationship with a porn star?

There's plenty of porn stars that can have normal loving relationships inside and outside the industry. Just look at Damon and Veruca James.

I think the problem with this has been the whole perception by the media especially Fox News that "she's a pornstar and should have known how to handle herself". Why does that matter? Christy Mack is still a person at the end of the day regardless of however she decides to make a living and it's reprehensible what happened to her. The cycle of domestic violence involving athletes from Floyd Mayweather to Ray Rice won't stop and blaming the victim for her transgressions or what she does for a living to justify her deserving what she got only serves to perpetuate this cycle of violence.
Rafael Cavalcante - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 02:20:21 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to work around the adult industry and it's pretty much common knowledge that most if not all porn stars are crazy fucked up people, usually victims of sexual abuse as a child or are supporting a habit of some sort.
>Fox News that "she's a pornstar and should have known how to handle herself".
What? Someone seriously said that? Are they under the impression that porn stars receive fight training alongside their dick gargling lessons? Why would a pornstar "know how to handle herself", did he come flying at her dick first or something?
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 02:32:45 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.54282 Report Quick Reply
Not all of them are fucked up people. There's plenty of pornstars that do it because they like doing it and not necessarily because of past sexual abuse and drug use, hell even Sunny Lane's parents help support her porn career.
Fox News didn't say that exactly but they seemed to give that impression since they ran this as some scandalous story even though her career should have absolutely no bearing on what happened to her.
Rafael Cavalcante - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 02:49:32 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>There's plenty of pornstars that do it because they like doing it
But that's what they all say though. They're not going to come out and say I work in porn because I have a severely distorted view of love and sex because my father repeatedly raped me as a child. Granted there are more and more women that are doing it these days just because it's easy money though.
Jose Aldo - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 02:54:14 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.54285 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Regardless if Christy Mack had an abusive childhood or has a serious drug problem there's just no defending War Machine here: He nearly killed a defenseless person, man.
Jorge Santiago - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 11:05:45 EST ID:K7FBYkOY No.54286 Ignore Report Quick Reply

This. C'mon, guys.
Anderson Silva - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 11:31:00 EST ID:xnfm0V5C No.54287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>we're living in a world where Robin Williams is dead but this guy gets to run around doing stupid shit
what's going on guys
Brian Bowles - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:00:53 EST ID:vQc1mxIY No.54289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
War Machine is slime, he should be in jail with Joe Son.
No, scratch that, he should be dead. He's a fucking embarrassment to the human race, and the only cure for what he's got is a shotgun round to the face, and one to the balls.
Rafael Cavalcante - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:19:04 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54290 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wasn't defending him. Wtf? The guy's a worthless piece of shit and always has been and the world would be better off if he just blew his brains out. He also sucks as a fighter. He's been brought up here before for the same kind of thing and I said all this stuff before.
Brian Bowles - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:34:17 EST ID:vQc1mxIY No.54291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>He was released from the UFC after comments made about the death of Evan Tanner and for rejecting a fight offered by UFC matchmaker Joe Silva. War Machine posted on his Myspace that he believed that Tanner had gone to the desert to kill himself after he realized his career might have been over and had basically made no money during it. Medical examiners proved that Tanner's death was not a suicide but War Machine stood by his statements.

>War Machine was signed and then released by Bellator Fighting Championships. His MySpace blog cited disparaging comments about Barack Obama—including his "hopes someone smokes that [expletive] ( Barack Obama) and every president to come"—as the cause for his non-participation in their upcoming tournament.

>After going to jail, Koppenhaver maintained his Twitter account as well as a blog documenting his time in jail. In this blog, he stated that he believes "The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either."

Stay classy, War Machine.
Todd Duffee - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 20:06:59 EST ID:K7FBYkOY No.54294 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I've heard the guy talk in interviews and whatnot. He just doesn't come off as a man to me.
Elizabeth Smallway !BlTSN9e.cs - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 22:38:31 EST ID:yWA3tOVh No.54298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This blows. I used to fap to her movies
King Mo - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 04:17:01 EST ID:pM7Kefd7 No.54302 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You can get real hard time for assaults like this. My friend was beaten up by her boyfriend at least as bad as this (hours locked in a room being beaten with various objects, ICU for several days) and the PLEA deal they offered the guy was 35 years in jail (Texas law is 5 to 99 for aggravated assault), and that's not an attempted murder charge (even though he was saying "Im going to kill you") that's just the assault. Courts take a dim view of familial violence.


Meh. I've worked in strip clubs for a few years (and several bona fide porn stars have worked clubs I've been at) and girls run the gamut of sanity. I would assume that being a sex worker requires a certain level of "anti-social" tendencies just because it's taboo, and pragmatism. This can lead to a lot of unhealthy behavior and relationships but It rarely crosses the line to "fucked up". Most of these girls are really sweet friendly confident people (you'd have to be to deal with a different guy every day) and while they may be vulnerable to abuse in the industry there's no reason to assume they are all working to deal with their daddy issues or molestation.
Joseph Benavidez - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 06:39:33 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did you work for Goalie Entertainment?
Mark Hunto - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 06:46:06 EST ID:PIENvhkX No.54305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This event actually reminded me to who should I actually fap, 2 kinds of people I guess.
Scott Smith - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 13:52:37 EST ID:9ICt+1By No.54307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's a $5000 reward for information leading to his capture.

But Jesus, he's covered in retard tattoos and is still twittering. I don't understand how he's still at large with his small retardation problem and complete lack of common sense or self-preservation. Maybe he's just still at home and no-one's thought to look there.

Does anyone remember all his tattoos? There was a grenade on his neck...
Jon Fitch - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 17:15:04 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.54308 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I think it's a lot more than that. I thought Mack initially stated it was $10k and the Pawn Stars dude (the son) offered another $10k on top of that. Also DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER has put it upon himself to capture War Machine.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 17:29:57 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.54309 Report Quick Reply
Damn they've raised almost half of their goal for her medical expenses - https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/qcd5/christy-mack-s-medical-expense-fund. Also War Machine is an idiot who won't keep his stupid mouth shut.
DMTriousJohnson !PaseA4f96Q - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 20:03:44 EST ID:MQQa4Hw7 No.54310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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grenade is on his hand and neck. Giant MACK is on his neck too
DMTriousJohnson !PaseA4f96Q - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 20:15:10 EST ID:MQQa4Hw7 No.54311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sorry man, I'm sure you have personal experience, but the science says -they are only as fucked up as the rest of us are
Javier Vazquez - Thu, 14 Aug 2014 14:27:28 EST ID:TR+zuZrf No.54317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Looks like the bounty is up to $25,000, after Pawn Stars and Fleshlight chipped in.
I wonder how long before either his friends sell him out, or he goes into a paranoid brain meltdown and kills whoever is hiding him?
Dan Severn - Thu, 14 Aug 2014 22:03:17 EST ID:XXC1/3hf No.54318 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've worked in the 'industry' too and porn stars are just regular girls. Most even have boyfriends and a small minority of them are the low self esteem types that have suitcase pimp boyfriends, which is exactly what War Machine is.
Scott Jorgensen - Fri, 15 Aug 2014 10:58:14 EST ID:hYvhfLw/ No.54322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What do you want to bet War Machine goes down like a punk?
Joe Son - Fri, 15 Aug 2014 20:08:00 EST ID:htFhV6HU No.54324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He got caught in a hotel. Went in peacefully.

He was eating pizza in his room when they went it. That had to be awkward
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 15 Aug 2014 20:13:40 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.54326 Report Quick Reply
Well that's good they caught him. Now he'll have to do the time for his crimes.
Evan Tanner - Fri, 15 Aug 2014 23:37:42 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was really hoping they would have to "subdue" him Rodney King style.
Brian Bowles - Sat, 16 Aug 2014 11:37:59 EST ID:sq8QwIaY No.54329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hope they at least let him eat the crusts
Cole Miller - Sat, 16 Aug 2014 12:56:55 EST ID:S72z2euO No.54330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is he on HGH? He looks different to when he was in TUF, like a cartoon version of himself.
Alan Belcher - Sat, 16 Aug 2014 16:31:16 EST ID:MUcN4Ild No.54331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wow I hope this man's testicles are fed into a garbage disposal

Her anal vids are the best
Luiz Cane - Sat, 16 Aug 2014 19:42:06 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.54332 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Probably. I imagine testing is extremely lax or completely absent for smaller promotions just looking for names to bring in to boost ticket sales. He did fight in Bellator last year, though, and Bellator seems ot be making a major push to become the solid #2 MMA promotion so I would imagine them having a testing program compliant with most major Athletic Commission standards.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 00:39:42 EST ID:54/cgTcJ No.54334 Report Quick Reply
Bellator is pretty much the #2 promotion by default in the US but like TNA in wrestling, it doesn't really mean much.
The Violator !tBNP1LKL7A - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 01:53:02 EST ID:Pk4j7nKS No.54335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Her anal vids are the best
My nigga
Jacare Souza - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 07:54:09 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pretty sure most testing is handled by the commission of the states the events are to be held in and where the fighters are licensed.
Mark Kerr - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 18:43:36 EST ID:7s4AxJp7 No.54338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No one gives a shit about a fucking pornstar
User has been warned
Warned by: C_Higgy
Message: No one gives a shit about you not giving a shit about a pornstar.
King_Mike - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 23:39:57 EST ID:XUdNsKwL No.54339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>No one

>Whole thread of people talking about her and the incident.
Roy Nelson - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 04:01:58 EST ID:V3jXIbn1 No.54340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nobody cares about you, dude. That's right, not even your mother, who told me she hates you while I was engaged in coitus with her on many a late evening.

And sometimes in the mid morning.
Chris Leben - Tue, 19 Aug 2014 01:20:21 EST ID:XXC1/3hf No.54342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bellator stages most of their fights on indian reserve casinos and in like 100+ promotions I believe only 1 guy has ever flunked a roid test so their testing is questionable at best.

Tmz claimed Bore machine grabbed the hair of some other chick and was pushing her around at the hotel which is why the police showed up in the first place. They also tazed him. Dude is a failure at being a fujitive, a human and a pro fighter.
Chris Leben - Tue, 19 Aug 2014 02:38:07 EST ID:XXC1/3hf No.54343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
leaked police report http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/assets/4909788/war-machine-arrest-report_new.pdf

Also, lol his blog where he actually admits to hiding out in PC back in 2011 with paper thin excuses for doing so http://wmweek36.blogspot.ca/ and he's snitching away about internal prison fights.
BJ Penn - Tue, 19 Aug 2014 03:35:20 EST ID:q2mve/xS No.54344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This guy is so closet gay. Arrested fighting in a gay club, hates women, homophobia galore on his blog and projects way too much alpha male overcompensation. Nigga u gay
Nobuhiko Takada - Tue, 19 Aug 2014 06:36:09 EST ID:wtJGweZ7 No.54345 Ignore Report Quick Reply


Wait... did he really make a new blog for every post/week because he didn't know how to make new posts in the same blog?
Keith Hackney - Wed, 20 Aug 2014 15:23:54 EST ID:dOB/n/SQ No.54349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The nigga gets kicked in the head for a living how tech savvy is he supposed to be
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Wed, 20 Aug 2014 21:27:06 EST ID:iZE05KgU No.54352 Report Quick Reply
So Phil Baroni got cut from Bellator for supporting War Machine. No surprise there that Bellator is cracking down and for good reason.
Andrei Arlovski - Sat, 23 Aug 2014 22:10:30 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.54362 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I can't believe Bellator was paying Phil Baroni in 22014.
Raphael Assuncao - Sun, 24 Aug 2014 15:03:36 EST ID:s5VyJDKE No.54363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Takanori Gomi - Sun, 24 Aug 2014 20:22:09 EST ID:+H4fm4WC No.54365 Ignore Report Quick Reply

jeez when was this
Jorge Gurgel - Sun, 24 Aug 2014 23:41:32 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's Cung Le and it was from yesterday. Cung Le never should have been in the UFC in the first place.
Martin Kampmann - Mon, 25 Aug 2014 03:21:02 EST ID:tB4g9DZ/ No.54367 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Sweet Jesus, for a second I thought that was a screenshot from the UFC game.
Takanori Gomi - Mon, 25 Aug 2014 14:18:36 EST ID:+H4fm4WC No.54368 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Cung Le was a great fighter he is old now so ya, surprised he lasted to the 4th, fight was not too bad though he put in some good shots, but ya he is too old now, he seemed like he was winded in the warmup shots.
Lorenzo Fertitta - Mon, 25 Aug 2014 22:28:44 EST ID:/6RHx5ag No.54369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
cung le was a great kickboxer but he didnt debut in mma till he was older not to mention bisping is way bigger than him now with trt banned he can have some good fights
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 02:12:20 EST ID:54/cgTcJ No.54411 Report Quick Reply
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>LAS VEGAS (AP) — The mixed martial arts fighter known as War Machine has been extradited to Las Vegas to face charges he beat his ex-girlfriend and then fled to California. The man born Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver was booked into Clark County jail Saturday after he said in a Ventura County, California, courtroom last week that he wouldn't contest his return to Nevada.

>Koppenhaver, 32, a former porn actor, is accused of beating adult film actress Christy Mack and her male friend at a Las Vegas home on Aug. 8 before fleeing to the Los Angeles suburb of Simi Valley, where he was arrested a week later. Prosecutors have filed multiple felony battery, assault and coercion charges that could get Koppenhaver a total of more than 25 years in prison if he is convicted.

He's gonna be in prison for a long time that's for sure. Also apparently fans have been attacking Mack recently and claiming that pic related is proof that she exaggerated the extent of her injuries.
Kimbo Slice - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 12:09:29 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That faggot has fans? WHY TO ETERNITY
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 19:20:09 EST ID:8WmlZoGE No.54415 Report Quick Reply
Any athlete will have its fair share of fans that support them through thick and thin regardless of their actions and its consequences. Floyd Mayweather has a history of domestic violence yet he's been pretty much untouchable given how he's one of the only box office draws in boxing and richest athlete in the world.
Leonard Garcia - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 22:23:26 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54416 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah but this guy was mediocre at his absolute best, while FMJ is actually a damned good boxer. I just don't get it, some people I will never be able to understand.
SeVeNaD !v/GMq0JQd2 - Thu, 04 Sep 2014 08:43:07 EST ID:ys68eL0B No.54417 Report Quick Reply

So what is that pic supposed to prove? This happened a while ago. Most of the swelling is going to be down. And that was shot on a potato camera. Retards.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Thu, 04 Sep 2014 17:10:46 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.54418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>War Machine made his first court appearance yesterday for the horrific assault on Christy Mack and her friend Corey Thomas. War Machine is now facing 32 counts and life in prison, for the “incident.” Charges include attempted murder, sexual assault, battery, coercion, preventing or dissuading a witness or victim from reporting a crime, and first-degree kidnapping resulting in substantial bodily harm. The charges stem from incidents that began in May 2013, prosecutors say.

He pleaded not guilty so this will probably go to trial and if he is found guilty, he's gonna be in prison for the rest of his life.
Leonard Garcia - Thu, 04 Sep 2014 19:39:13 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Looks like he'll have plenty of time to work through his latent homosexual behavior issues.
SeVeNaD !v/GMq0JQd2 - Fri, 05 Sep 2014 08:50:30 EST ID:ys68eL0B No.54421 Report Quick Reply

Looking like a tweaker.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 05 Sep 2014 22:40:18 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.54440 Report Quick Reply
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 15 Sep 2014 00:06:29 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.54512 Report Quick Reply
Christy posted an update about her condition. She's improved a lot but still has ways to go - http://deadspin.com/christy-mack-posts-update-on-condition-after-alleged-as-1634637335/all
Carlos Condit - Mon, 15 Sep 2014 21:26:52 EST ID:w4d6QSfz No.54515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Most porn stars are actually nice people who have normal lives, a guy who isn't so popular with beautiful women like you would never be in a relationship with one of them!!
SeVeNaD !v/GMq0JQd2 - Tue, 16 Sep 2014 09:01:54 EST ID:RKftSrQT No.54517 Report Quick Reply

What a piece of shit to beat a woman's face that badly. Seriously, a 5'1" petite thing like her and a juiced up goon.. Fair fight for sure.
Yuji Shimada - Wed, 17 Sep 2014 19:03:57 EST ID:x1ZCu3l4 No.54520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
not that this is a big deal or anthing but its not jail its prison bro. the longest you can be in jail is 1 year max. If you get sentenced to anything more you go to prison. jesus so many people make that mistake and it gets to me. just a heads up. good comment btw
Pat Miletich - Wed, 17 Sep 2014 22:56:27 EST ID:XXC1/3hf No.54522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fedora Machine's blog he talked about how everybody he met in jail was doing time for beating their wives/gfs. Well, that is before he went hideout in PC. Dude is a major pussy. Once you're known as a PC squid you can never go back to genpop

Nevada has laughable laws on domestic violence, you only get min 2 days, and max 6mos for first count of beating your wife senseless. Second time around you can get up to 100 days. Third time you get a felony and max 5 years that's it. However he's looking at rape and attempted murder charges, plus kidnapping all felonies so he's super fucked. Will have to plea to 25yrs with a faint parole hope
Viacheslav Datsik - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 06:39:31 EST ID:MJPe2oOc No.54547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Good. If he gets locked away we can finally stop talking about this mediocre fighter who NEVER deserved even a tenth of the attention he ever got.

I do not give 2 shits about that whore either. Idolizing someone who sucks random cocks for a living only shows how beta you really are.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 23:57:40 EST ID:SH8J4K/p No.54551 Report Quick Reply
Again it doesn't matter what profession she's in, it's as much of a career choice as being a doctor or maid and that shouldn't matter nor should it negate the fact that she was the victim of an abusive relationship. Whether you're Christy Mack, Janay Rice, or just an average woman, it's an issue that affects everyone. The fact that Mack had the courage to speak up and be open about it also gives other women that same courage to do the same thing.
Nick Diaz - Mon, 22 Sep 2014 00:05:25 EST ID:JXDuVddz No.54552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I do not give 2 shits about that whore either. Idolizing someone who sucks random cocks for a living only shows how beta you really are.

Wow! I discovered a time portal that seems to lead back to the 1950's!

Let's close it up for the good of humanity.
Nick Diaz - Mon, 22 Sep 2014 00:11:30 EST ID:JXDuVddz No.54553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54547 By the way, if you were to know your history right, you would know your great ancestors probably sucked cock or exchanged sex for some arbitrary service to facilitate life in society-- and you're probably a rape baby. These are two very likely possibilities. Your bloodline is full of "whores".
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 02:15:10 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.54647 Report Quick Reply
War Machine tried to off himself in jail. At this point, he's probably better off doing that after the shit he's done and prison time he faces ahead - http://deadspin.com/report-war-machine-attempted-suicide-in-jail-1647397656
Chuck Liddell - Fri, 17 Oct 2014 17:13:48 EST ID:FDucgZ7P No.54652 Ignore Report Quick Reply

War Machine just lost a fight to himself.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 19:36:21 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.54663 Report Quick Reply
Even the suicide note is pretty delusional - https://www.scribd.com/doc/243724968/War-Machine-Note
Ken Shamrock - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 14:16:16 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Seems like he lost a fight to a bed sheet. Nyuk nyuk.
Dongi Yang - Tue, 21 Oct 2014 17:03:56 EST ID:FDucgZ7P No.54668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well now War Machine is 1-1 vs himself. Can't wait for the rubber match.
Big John McCarthy - Wed, 22 Oct 2014 00:30:31 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well hold on a sec, does that one count as a win or a loss? I'm thinking he's 0-2 so far.
CM Punk (Team KANA) !uhdacqdci6 - Sat, 25 Oct 2014 18:30:24 EST ID:s7PHVekK No.54681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Some things I took from it:

He thinks he's some kind of genius by quoting Nietzsche.

He's really full of himself. "I wish you weren't hurt" is his way of not admitting to what he did. He's refuting responsibility and pegging the blame on anything else.

He "forgives" Christy Mack, when he's the one that attempted to murder her, a far worse crime than infidelity.

He talks about "catching a case", it seems to me like he may very well have temper issues and I can easily see this being exacerbated by probable steroid abuse.

"I'm a good person with a huge heart." Machines aren't people and don't have hearts. His actions only proved this.

A lot of "I don't want to see the woman I love taking the stand and telling lies." Yeah, you totally didn't intend to murder her. Stabbing and beating someone almost never results in death.

In summation, War Machine is a Class D Douchebag. He's likely to spend the rest of his life in prison beating up men instead of women. Society is better off without him.
Karo Parisyan - Sun, 26 Oct 2014 13:45:42 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>He's likely to spend the rest of his life in prison getting the shit beat out of him.
Ftfy. Hes' gonna be a target on the inside. He's almost sort of famous, he's a former professional fighter, he's got a swollen ego, and he's a gigantic crybaby that sheds tears over the smallest shit. Keep in mind fights in prison are closer to being jumped on the streets than fighting in the ring. 3+ dudes striking from out of nowhere. I have a feeling they're going to make a game out of him. I'd like to see some Vegas odds on him joining white supremacists just for protection.
Thiago Alves - Sun, 26 Oct 2014 16:17:12 EST ID:FDucgZ7P No.54685 Ignore Report Quick Reply

He'll be in PC the whole time just like he was his first stint in prison
Dana White - Sun, 26 Oct 2014 23:35:17 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
King_Mike - Mon, 27 Oct 2014 20:53:31 EST ID:XUdNsKwL No.54687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Police Custody?
Damacio Page - Wed, 29 Oct 2014 21:24:49 EST ID:FDucgZ7P No.54691 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Protective custody, for bitches and snitches.
Mark Coleman - Wed, 29 Oct 2014 22:30:09 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.54692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ah, I see.
Zoila Frausto - Thu, 13 Nov 2014 18:48:23 EST ID:eyzWE+72 No.54721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He tried to kill himself in PC and failed lol. His suicide note which the prison idiots leaked was unbelievable nonsense about how none of this is his fault. This guy could beat up anybody in the joint but he hides out in protective with the skinners and rats.
Yuji Shimada - Fri, 14 Nov 2014 21:47:29 EST ID:z1AukiLt No.54725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Apparently his suicide is just a delaying tactic. His lawyers already ran out of delays for his case by being given a one month period to review the 31 charges, that was back in beginning of Oct so he pulled this stunt to further delay the trial.

In these kinds of cases the longer the wait the better, as her injuries will heal so she will look fine on the stand, and memory fades so they can trip her up during cross on pedantic details to make her look like a liar. There was no self incriminating confession in the suicide note of course because he didn't plan to die.
Junior Dos Santos - Sat, 15 Nov 2014 23:15:05 EST ID:/6RHx5ag No.54729 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You people dont know shit he cant leave protective costudy because they put all high porfile cases in PC
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 17 Nov 2014 02:05:40 EST ID:Z21LENFJ No.54733 Report Quick Reply
Exactly. It's for his own good given his "fame".
Alistair Overeem - Mon, 17 Nov 2014 19:25:39 EST ID:z1AukiLt No.54735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No, it's all written on his blog. He was in genpop the first time around and wrote about a bunch of fights he WITNESSED (snitched on) and decided to check in himself. He even wrote how the guards made fun of him for hiding out in PC.

Now that he's been tainted by both snitching and for hanging out with the skinners he can never go back into general. Has nothing to do with his "fame".
Terry Etim - Thu, 11 Dec 2014 11:05:21 EST ID:ILlrxwgF No.54819 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In during my uncontrollable laughter at the many "I've worked in the industry" comments.

Im seriously laughing out loud really hard, keep dreaming 420chan, keep dreaming.

"Yeah I had tea once with Jenna Jameson, totally nice girl, not a whore at all" hahahaha.
Alistair Overeem - Sun, 14 Dec 2014 13:26:52 EST ID:V3jXIbn1 No.54849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Good job, buddy
Chan Sung Jung - Tue, 16 Dec 2014 23:56:40 EST ID:Jh/eTcbk No.54861 Ignore Report Quick Reply

It's all to do with his fame.
Another reason to keep him there is because he is a snitch.

You go into PC if you are a high risk of being killed.

You are high risk if you are:

a pedo

a rapist

a celeb
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Wed, 15 Apr 2015 23:10:42 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.55654 Report Quick Reply
Christy Mack finally opened up to ESPN about what happened. Really great article worth a read - http://espn.go.com/espnw/news-commentary/article/12627754/the-tragic-love-story-christy-mack-mma-fighter-war-machine
KJ Noons - Sat, 18 Apr 2015 17:49:24 EST ID:arpZe4yP No.55660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Clown machine cannot keep his mouth shut and got somebody to write to Mike Tyson for him http://www.zap2it.com/blogs/war_machine_jon_koppenhaver_reaches_out_to_mike_tyson_to_commiserate_over_vindictive_women-2015-04

He is totally screwing up his case by talking about it. Every time he chimes in with a different story about the events it will all be used against him easily. He also totally fucked himself during a preliminary hearing, he laughed in court while Mack was testifying. The prosecution asked to put that into the permanent record and like a complete idiot he lied in court and said "I wasn't laughing". The judge then said "I saw you laughing" and had it put in. Now his defense is literally destroyed, he is on record lying in court and caught by a judge. He cannot testify now as none of it will be reliable due to being permanently on record as a liar. All his prior statements will be picked apart by the prosecution to further paint him as a liar. This case is now a slam dunk conviction because he can't control himself and shut his mouth.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 20 Apr 2015 19:22:23 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.55663 Report Quick Reply
What an idiot. He should just keep his mouth shut.
Todd Duffee - Tue, 21 Apr 2015 13:16:30 EST ID:8bVtFBq7 No.55666 Ignore Report Quick Reply

This article basically describes why women are fucking morons.

>He beat the shit out of me, but I ate a pizza with him one time and had a connection. I love him and he'll change!

Yeah bitch changed the shape of your skull with his fists. Next time don't be such a dumb cunt. leave after the first strike, leave very fast if it's an MMA fighter abusing you.

>But we r in love
E2theC !!u2kH6VnN - Tue, 28 Apr 2015 16:19:36 EST ID:i3U46kQ6 No.55701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think what you mean is "This article basically describes why people with emotional problems have a warped sense of reality that causes them to do things which people outside of the situation see as obviously unwise." But maybe I'm overestimating you.
Bas Rutten - Sun, 03 May 2015 01:08:28 EST ID:74xEwDZ3 No.55919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>He beat the shit out of me, but I ate a pizza with him one time and had a connection. I love him and he'll change!
DiGiorno's was right.

Also this >>55701
Urijah Faber - Sun, 03 May 2015 04:55:31 EST ID:7V2f5Jdu No.55943 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Christy Mack, i think I hate literally everything about her.
Chad Mendes - Tue, 16 Jun 2015 01:46:13 EST ID:I7z0BbfA No.56102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"emotional problems" is that the liberal b.s. way of saying the bitch is dumb as shit?
Viacheslav Datsik - Thu, 18 Jun 2015 20:23:41 EST ID:9zuIdKZl No.56107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Since somebody bumped this, the War Machine saga keeps on rollin'

'Muh lie detector test' uhh dude, no court recognizes those it's just a prop for interrogations to trick idiots into confessing.
Brock Lesnar - Tue, 23 Jun 2015 09:51:08 EST ID:YsMjumbl No.56112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No it's the rational human being way of describing the situation without getting your fucking brains splattered in public for being a retard, apparently like you.
Rampage Jackson - Fri, 26 Jun 2015 22:46:37 EST ID:tv9DVdCu No.56121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What part of "warped sense of reality" do you not understand? Even if she were stupid that's neither here nor there. I don't understand how all of these kinds of topics always devolve into "dumb bitch deserved it". She still got attempted murdered. Twice somehow? I think? Since he's being charged with two counts?
Rampage Jackson - Fri, 26 Jun 2015 22:48:23 EST ID:tv9DVdCu No.56122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Meant to respond to the other guy. I would hope that was obvious.
Forrest Griffin - Thu, 09 Jul 2015 20:32:42 EST ID:rrZGpzBd No.56149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Raphael Assuncao - Sat, 11 Jul 2015 22:27:24 EST ID:XD+UkxQS No.56162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If a man shoots at you until he runs out of bullets, then exists the scene to procure more bullets, did he attempt to murder you twice?
I would tack the extra charge on there and let the courts decide.
Amir Sadollah - Sun, 12 Jul 2015 11:25:18 EST ID:tv9DVdCu No.56177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Actually, legally, I think that does count as attempted murder twice. Or at the very least it bumps it up to first degree murder, as it is obviously premeditated.
Carlos Newton - Mon, 13 Jul 2015 00:26:46 EST ID:1hLY4hZQ No.56188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I would tack the extra charge on there and let the courts decide.
Or keep it in your back pocket just in case they manage to beat the first round of charges. Immediately charge them with the second, separate count.
Pimp C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 26 Jul 2015 23:10:15 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.56234 Report Quick Reply
She appeared on Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel this past week:

Pimp C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 22:02:34 EST ID:jsuviyD8 No.56282 Report Quick Reply
Here's bonus footage of her reconstruction surgery - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPu2h-TTrX0

and the full Domestic Violence in MMA segment itself - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgpdU_uPO34
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 16:57:39 EST ID:lNzkbbqm No.57701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bumping because it's finally going to trial even though it's obvious that it should never have gone to one.
Scott Smith - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 04:21:06 EST ID:JndLd2XF No.57703 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Huh, I thought War Machine killed himself in prison awhile back.
CM Punk (Team Asuka) !uhdacqdci6 - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 16:56:59 EST ID:vrEWpBpo No.57704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah, it was an attempted suicide. His lawyer released his suicide note I do believe.
Kid Yamamoto - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 22:44:12 EST ID:DXsfeAfe No.57705 Ignore Report Quick Reply

guilty on 29 counts
CM Punk (Team Asuka) !uhdacqdci6 - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 10:03:16 EST ID:vrEWpBpo No.57706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He's gonna appeal, but two of the charges alone carry up to life without parole. Never mind that even if he were to be released tomorrow, he'd face financial ruin due to lawyer fees and he'd never get a job in UFC or Bellator (where the big money is). His life is effectively over. Moral of the story: don't try to murder people, kids.
Paulo Filho - Wed, 29 Mar 2017 23:27:16 EST ID:lTdma492 No.57710 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is why you're supposed to plea out, so you don't get convicted of all 29 counts

Warmachine is totally punchy/brain damaged if you look up his interview on Rogan's podcast back in the day.
Junior Dos Santos - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 09:02:08 EST ID:FXjGhed3 No.57711 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hell, he was retarded on The Ultimate Fighter.

Him getting the giggles in court didn't help, either.

Hey, remember Junie Browning? What is it with stupid, out of control assholes and tattoos of hand grenades?
Jonathan Brookins - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 20:35:21 EST ID:LBZ49hbD No.57716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
18 broken bones around her eyes

Since when are there that many in the head?
CM Punk (Team Asuka) !uhdacqdci6 - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 22:00:40 EST ID:vrEWpBpo No.57718 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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There are over 20 bones in the skull.
Jonathan Brookins - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 22:08:02 EST ID:LBZ49hbD No.57719 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bullshit. I took college level anatomy and they didnt say a word about those

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