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American Dad! season 15 by C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 12 Feb 2018 18:30:30 EST ID:bzqQ2Fa1 No.394149 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The season already premiered on Christmas but the rest of the season starts airing tonight at 10pm EST on TBS.
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John "Kindergarten Cop" Kimble - Tue, 13 Mar 2018 07:31:05 EST ID:BfUrmG4i No.395274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dude wtf that was an almost 2 year old thread. don't abandon that shit why would you do that? threads build character. it's part of the charm of 420chan 2018
Sabrina Lloyd - Tue, 13 Mar 2018 07:45:54 EST ID:VPeKvIg1 No.395275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Higgy's bosses pay him to run Season Generals, a show general doesn't make him money
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 13 Mar 2018 14:39:33 EST ID:SvQTKVq2 No.395289 Report Quick Reply
New season, new thread.
Oh Dae-Su - Tue, 13 Mar 2018 15:12:07 EST ID:H8wdw5bt No.395290 Ignore Report Quick Reply

that's the last one I saw, thought it was pretty good not the best but not terrible. I loved the Italian stuff.
Xev Bellringer - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 13:57:00 EST ID:xAXlHFU+ No.395330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Good A Plot, terrible B Plot

Unsealed Alien Files by Grunkle Stan - Tue, 27 Feb 2018 16:11:52 EST ID:0borSYqz No.394737 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I love this show, its moronically funny.....

Every single episode has a script containing:


>every day less people believe in Aliens
>why is the government culling us?
>what could the be covering up??
>are you unwillingly a part of the greatest cover up of all time???

I guess this is the exact reason why the public is shut off from the so called truth. Someone crying wolf but no one believes. World would go ballistic. What if you encountered one or even witness an abduction or whatever...and you needed to tell, and no one believed you?
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Frank Smith - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 06:07:45 EST ID:QGfytdgI No.395038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This fucking guy
Jaime Sommers - Fri, 09 Mar 2018 15:35:24 EST ID:JlYREQvi No.395078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Doyle - Fri, 09 Mar 2018 15:38:23 EST ID:TDNliMgG No.395079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Clearly the tinfoil hat would win.
Cassiopeia - Fri, 09 Mar 2018 16:12:34 EST ID:MXZQPU0B No.395080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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have you ever tried putting that shit in the oven? It doesnt even get hot!
Alec Hopkins - Tue, 13 Mar 2018 09:13:27 EST ID:ZOgTSbL+ No.395278 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Good that's what NASA wants so you don't question the "globe" earth bullshit

>when I look up in the sky the sun and moon aren't spheres they are flat circles, checkmate NASA

Torrent awareness v2 by David Lynch - Fri, 30 Jun 2017 20:36:51 EST ID:MXZQPU0B No.384617 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Looks like the last thread 404'd so how about another thread alerting posters when torrents become available
for instance a hardcoded Wonder Woman torrent went up today. Korean subs but its probably the best quality thats going to be out for a while. Time to see what all the hubbub is about
Should be easily found on sites like rarbg
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Rod Farva - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 09:46:49 EST ID:VPeKvIg1 No.395221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
LOL if you hated the first half, at least google the spoilers for how it ends. It is hilariously bad. I only posted the torrent link because I figured it was one people were waiting on, and who am I to deny the masses their opiate?
Stump Chunkman - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 14:01:58 EST ID:dwRBE0yl No.395232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well I've been waiting for both those so thanks
I'll probably save last Jedi for getting drunk next weekend
The Re-animator - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 16:43:50 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.395240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To be fair, I did have fun doing my own little riff of the movie. If you've got some friends that would have fun riffing this, TLJ would be a blast to watch (from what I've seen so far). I was just tired last night and didn't feel like sitting through it because I heard it was a long movie. I'll probably finish it some time later because I genuinely got quite a few laughs from this movie at how unintentionally absurd certain parts were.
John "Kindergarten Cop" Kimble - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 22:47:04 EST ID:BfUrmG4i No.395253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I saw TFA in theaters cause it's been a tradition to see all of the movies, made since I was born, in theaters. The 90s and the special edition digital remakes, then the prequels, all movie experiences I treasure. I forgot about TFA by the next day. Couldn't be bothered to watch reviews or even partake in discussion about it, it's just a non-entity. This new movie is the first one I haven't seen and I'm not even going to bother watching it or any Disney Wars cash grabs until/unless there's a Rifftrax of it.
Luke Skywalker - Tue, 13 Mar 2018 01:18:08 EST ID:xIveqQxk No.395262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Use private trackers, DC hubs, and, if you don't mind spending a small amount of money, Usenet/Newsgroups. Entry level private trackers are very easy to get into and will still give you all of the new releases but there are plenty of DDL and Mega sharing sites out there too. Level up on the entry level trackers and then utilize their recruitment forums.

I've gotten almost all of my media this way for almost 2 decades now and haven't received a single email in that entire time.

If you don't know of any then chances are you aren't eligible for an account but there are quite a few. Many of these can be joined via recruitment on entry level trackers. If you aren't on any of those then you wont be able to get on any of these either in which case I guess try rutracker, DDL/mega sharing sites that allow requests, or a good NZB indexer/Usenet provider with good retention. You're unlikely to find really old/obscure films on public trackers unless its a very popular film.

American Dad! season 14 by C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 07 Nov 2016 11:19:22 EST ID:uInzn1Q/ No.375276 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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After a surprisingly good season earlier this year, American Dad! makes its return as Stan Smith leads his all-American family. Everyday life is taken to the limit as Stan applies the same drastic measures used in his job at the CIA to his home life. Driven by machismo and the American dream, he often is blind to how horribly he fails at his attempts.

The season premieres tonight at 8:30pm EST on TBS
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Geoffrey Rush - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 13:55:21 EST ID:pfsGr0BK No.392978 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Independent movie was hilarious... The cheese doodles
Tom Peters - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 14:09:03 EST ID:uPZ1x1s+ No.392979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
rewatched literally last night (I'm the one who first called it a classic and started this debate). The other guy is right that it had some bad parts. The first half of the episode was very weak, had a big subplot with Stan and Roger that was painfully unfunny. The second half where they get into the meat of the road trip tho is still gold.
What about Family Guy on a Classical Guitar - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 07:33:46 EST ID:vcTAORck No.395159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Duncan MacLeod - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 07:50:33 EST ID:BfUrmG4i No.395160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
who breaks down a 21 minute cartoon into "first half is weak"
Claudia Christian - Tue, 13 Mar 2018 00:08:27 EST ID:rWRjXkS+ No.395258 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>"I finally realized there's an appropriate time and place for striking."
>When management puts profits before people?
>"No! When you need to destroy an organization from the inside."
>You're such a dick dad.

That ending gag got me.

Clever & Smart- / Mort & Phil animated movie by Ballbusting Blockbuster - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 09:19:44 EST ID:a+D2cXg/ No.395165 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How the Fuck did Mort & Phil (Clever & Smart or Mortadelo y Filemón)
not get the hype it deserved?!

Its so chaotic and full of details as the comics
and I really love the violent humor!


1000x better than Disneys snore-releases!
Debra Morgan - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 00:18:48 EST ID:Zlx2AIHM No.395197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is so full of euro jank I just cant even get through the trailer.

Also dont shit on others to shill.
Perlen Taucher - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 03:48:38 EST ID:C4BfYpad No.395208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The first 10 minutes were pretty good,

they displayed so many details with dark humor
(the dead agents, the perverse jokes!)
but then it turned into a boring and unfunny, unironic chase-flick.

Shit you just skipped by Duncan MacLeod - Sat, 10 Mar 2018 23:42:49 EST ID:BfUrmG4i No.395132 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Silicon valley s3
Loved the first 2 but just don't feel the hype here? is it worth it?

>Mr Robot s3
S2 sucked, and I never heard anybody talking about s3. I took it that the lack of buzz meant it was too bad for enough people to care.

>The new star wars movie after TFA
No comment necessary
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Duncan MacLeod - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 18:05:06 EST ID:BfUrmG4i No.395182 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>The Sopranos

Are you nuts? I skipped Mad Men after one or two eps, Boardwalk after 1 ep, don't care about weirdo propaganda Steven Universe show. The Sopranos is the only thing there IMO you need to go back to.
Chiana - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 18:36:58 EST ID:8MbDiOMm No.395184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the sopranos is actually the one i have the least interest in, lol. i'll probably binge mad men and finish boardwalk empire and watch breaking bad all the way through for the 70th time before i get around to the sopranos.

i feel like it's so old now, and so wildly famous, that i already know so much just through osmosis that it kills my interest in it. that probably makes me a putz, but whatever.
El Barto - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 22:08:02 EST ID:vhoDx6ZL No.395193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>weirdo propaganda
>Steven Universe
Dr. Weird - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 23:35:31 EST ID:yaY1VRtw No.395195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The show's a character study about Tony Soprano, and much of what made the show great was it's ancilliary characters and their shenanigans. Plot isn't all that important for the sopranos.

I'm saying this because I was in the same situation you were in but got around to watching last years. Fucking loved it. I also found it got better as it went on, the first season being significantly less interesting to me in particular. part of that might be getting to know the characters better as it goes on though, I don't know. I dropped off mad men around s2 but mean to go back to it at some point and don't really care about boardwalk empire at all. I'm actually up to date on steven universe but that's in part because it releases so infrequently that there's a lot of time to catch up, and mostly because kiddie animation bullshit is what i watch when I'm coming off of acid and just wanna toke to something infantile and easy to follow. And yes, i do way too much acid. Working on that.

tl;dr watch the sopranos. Unless you haven,t seen the wire, in which case watch the wire. THEN watch the sopranos.
Nick Andopolis - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 02:25:15 EST ID:BfUrmG4i No.395203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I HESitated to push him to Sopranos cause i know that shit never works, but yeah it's a real must-watch. I know i'll never experience anything like that again in my lifetime. There's no comparison to anything else tbqh

Oscars remind me that my life is awful by Rubeus Hagrid - Sun, 04 Mar 2018 22:58:49 EST ID:A6Qq1wun No.394904 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Fuck the oscars are so lame. I mean all reality shows are lame but I used to think that the academy awards were special for some reason. Mainly because we are told it's special. It's not. Fuck all this shit.

No difference between these awards and some youtuber giving a movie FIVE STARS BRUH
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Fuu - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 14:08:35 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.395044 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bestial implies that it's a beast or an animal that isn't sentient

so no, it's more like alien race mixing
Jason Voorhees - Sat, 10 Mar 2018 13:28:00 EST ID:SUC6ryzI No.395117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't get how people could be pissed about this. It's a Del Toro movie about a lady fucking the creature from the Black Lagoon. That's about as far away from traditional "Oscar bait" as I can imagine. That's a win in my books.
Reef Blastbody - Sat, 10 Mar 2018 15:36:12 EST ID:XgsH7nii No.395121 Ignore Report Quick Reply

So was it Abe Sapien in the film or not cause if this isn't the Hellboy prequel I'm pissed.

Cause I can see how that bitch would get wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) with that kind of voice. Otherwise it's just mute lady didn't ask for her fishman uhh BONELESS.
Duncan MacLeod - Sat, 10 Mar 2018 23:47:29 EST ID:BfUrmG4i No.395133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol, i just found an ancient 20 year old pokemon pinball cartridge with the AAA battery flap missing
Erin Gray - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 00:27:50 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.395134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't think so. Abe Sapien's backstory doesn't fit. I don't remember the details but I looked into it more after I watched The Shape of Water and it didn't seem to line up with the backstory. I think the timeline is off. Maybe a distant cousin of Abe's. I could be totally wrong though, I didn't read the comics and I don't have the time to read this: http://hellboy.wikia.com/wiki/Abraham_Sapien

Mash My blue heaven all jazzed up by Mydudes Helpmedudes - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 20:22:51 EST ID:RuHpefGK No.395056 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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its actually the first song you hear in the series and i just cant find a version thats got the same bump to it, the jazzy horns and shit. nada. heb me
Gigolo Jane - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 21:53:23 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.395059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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cool story bro
Liv Tyler - Fri, 09 Mar 2018 01:05:35 EST ID:TpDaSKT0 No.395060 Ignore Report Quick Reply
glorious exposition, comrade

The Master and Margarita by Beka Valentine - Wed, 07 Mar 2018 11:11:34 EST ID:gnDTnRoZ No.395018 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Recently been watching the russian adaptation of Master and Margarita with english subs.
Man, I rate it in par with the Game of Thrones! Such a great actors and a faiful adaptation.
Beka Valentine - Wed, 07 Mar 2018 11:15:15 EST ID:gnDTnRoZ No.395019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Beka Valentine - Wed, 07 Mar 2018 11:16:42 EST ID:gnDTnRoZ No.395020 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Rufus - Wed, 07 Mar 2018 18:46:29 EST ID:Dshj/ALY No.395027 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Where I can find the full show with English subs?
David Banner - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 09:27:17 EST ID:Dshj/ALY No.395039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The actor who plays Voland is amazing!

Hong Kong cinema course and HK cinema general by Naoko Mori - Sat, 27 Jan 2018 14:58:57 EST ID:1dmy+1pA No.393603 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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There's a free MOOC that just started called Hong Kong Cinema Through a Global Lens. As always you get out what you put in, but here's the elevator pitch:

>During your weeks with us you'll see demonstrations of martial arts choreography, participate in close analysis of film techniques, investigate Hong Kong global stardom, uncover the reasons for the worldwide appeal of genres such as the kung fu film, and nurture a comparative and critical understanding of issues of gender, race, migration.


If you're not up for academic wankery and just want some solid HK films, here's the list for the course:

>Week 1 – any Jackie Chan film (optional)
>Week 2 – any Bruce Lee film (optional), but we suggest Fist of Fury / The Chinese Connection (dir. Lo Wei, 1972), or Enter the Dragon, (dir. Robert Clouse, 1973)
>Week 3 – An Autumn's Tale (dir. Mabel Cheung, 1987)
>Week 4 – The Killer (dir. John Woo, 1989)
>Week 5 – Infernal Affairs (dir. Andrew Lau and Alan Mak, 2002)
>Week 6 – In the Mood for Love (dir. Wong Kar Wai, 2000)
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Jack Deth - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 21:44:48 EST ID:sFEdwjEU No.393997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I hated this when I noticed a quarter of the way through God of Cookery that I was watching a fucking dub with subtitles.
The SECOND audio track on the DVD was the native Cantonese.
Joanna Cassidy - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 09:05:39 EST ID:4Ji92X3t No.394011 Ignore Report Quick Reply

god of cookery is one of the most ridiculous fucking movies lol i dont think a little dubbing will affect its quality
Starburns - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 12:32:30 EST ID:DbS6mA6h No.394019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The mandarin dub is so much worse. Sound effects aren't as good, reactions are worse.
Nothing can top the English dub of Dark for badness though. Netflix is somehow just as bad at dubbing now than china was in 1978.
SoreKen18 - Tue, 06 Mar 2018 05:39:53 EST ID:QNUEnYTA No.394983 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sure. But it gets annoying after a while. Mouth movements that don't synch up with the words heard triggers my austism.
Newman - Tue, 06 Mar 2018 14:57:56 EST ID:HHRSy8J0 No.394997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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In The Mood For Love is probably the best love drama every made. Also dat cinematography by Christopher Doyle.

9x9's by Alec Hopkins - Fri, 02 Mar 2018 19:59:56 EST ID:aicZ8rRp No.394804 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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post em if you got em post a 9x9 of some of your favorite movies and explain why! this board moves slow enough. Starting from top left, I have Lifeforce! from the guy who directed the Texas Chainsaw Massacre we have a naked chick and bad special effects and horrible extra work for 90 percent of the movie. But also people being stabbed by swords! it's terrible but must be witnessed. Next is Repo Man, which if you haven't seen I feel sorry for you. Top right is Cabin Fever, a movie that perfectly knew what it was doing and executed it superbly. Next row, left side is Fitzcarraldo which shows anything is possible, middle is Shocker which is just genius levels of schlock, mid right is Night of Demons, one of the best worst movies. Bottom left is Return of the Living Dead, essential horror comedy, bottom central is The Fifth Element, bottom right is Twins of Evil because of their...assets
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Alec Hopkins - Fri, 02 Mar 2018 20:48:24 EST ID:aicZ8rRp No.394808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
go to bighugelabs and use their tools to make things and act like a big shot
Sopie Aldred - Fri, 02 Mar 2018 21:57:41 EST ID:bytHZHsp No.394811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Thats not even a 9x9 by though, its a 3x3
Who the fuck are you and what is this thing
Curtis Donovan - Fri, 02 Mar 2018 22:56:50 EST ID:3QL6PTxU No.394818 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Blow me.
genophyte - Sat, 03 Mar 2018 06:52:51 EST ID:I9nPhzzV No.394840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Alec Hopkins - Sat, 03 Mar 2018 14:30:36 EST ID:aicZ8rRp No.394851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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the worst part about it is, I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ
cool statuary
and they tell a friend, and they tell a friend, and so on...

Unsealed conspiracy files by Grunkle Stan - Tue, 27 Feb 2018 16:02:30 EST ID:0borSYqz No.394736 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Many believe the US government covered up stuff

Open your minds to the truth people
>if you disagree, you are part of the conspiracy, shun the non-believers

Aliens caused the Bubonic Plague, AIDS, and Hanta Virus.
The Obama administration has categorically denied the existence of an alien cover-up. Accordingly, THE ONLY possible explanation for this denial is that such a cover-up exists!
Human-alien hybrids walk among us and are divided into various species named by color (such as "the greys" and "the reds."). The ones with reptilian skin are called "Reptiloids." There is also one species of hybrid that looks very human-like and means no harm to us.
Alien bodies are buried in secret bunkers under the Vatican in Rome, and the Catholic Church has been instrumental in covering up alien activity for centuries.
A retired air force colonel was given a secret message in binary code (a series of 0s and 1s) after he touched a spaceship in the woods in England one night while on patrol. Subsequently, a 25 year-old code-cracker fueled by Mountain Dew, Doritos, and Clearasil figured out that an exploration of humanity (either from the future or from outer space) is currently underway.
Two guys wearing black suits and hats walked into a hotel in Niagara Falls in the 1980s and were captured on closed circuit TV. The so-called "men in black" were obviously aliens (as opposed to Christian missionaries). It's THE ONLY possible explanation!
Los Angeles is actually a UFO portal.
The Nazis were in cahoots with aliens during WWII and relied on them for some of their sinister technology.
The technological might of the American military was co-opted from aliens. It's THE ONLY possible explanation for advances in weapons and airplane technology over the past fifty years.
Alien bodies--and live aliens that need human body parts to survive--are currently housed in a refrigerator/underground secret laboratory on a base in New Mexico.
Aliens have implanted parasites into the skin of humans and impregnated them for purposes of biological experimentation.
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