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Can we have a discussion about Avengers Infinity War by Xenia Seeberg - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 02:17:49 EST ID:XhYt9fHj No.397179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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** all we are is dust in the wind begins playing on repeat*
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George Romero - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 02:27:58 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.397180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not a big comic movie fan but a buddy offered me a ticket at the last minute and gave me an edible and that movie was a hell of an experience. I haven't seen all the recent Marvel stuff but was still able to follow along after the first bit of exposition. This was a really well crafted movie and I admire the scale and artful way they managed to weave together so much shit. I'm gonna have to see some of the Marvel movies that I've missed in the last few years now.
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Barbara Kodetová - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 02:54:45 EST ID:ywv4a/+F No.397182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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“ I know I say @marvelstudios outdoes itself with every movie but this one is the definition of a home run, from serious tone to perfectly placed comedy, character chemistry, mood and theme transitioning and cgi was all on point.

@therussobrothers did an amazing job of keeping you locked in and focused adding so much depth especially in Thanos, you really connect with him on so many levels.

Dr. Strange is my MVP it was just a surreal feeling seeing him and @robertdowneyjr #ironman on screen together they mesh so well.

Thor is a close second @chrishemsworth
Is growing on me, one of my favourites in the MCU, he brings the whole movie together.

There is not much I can say what won't give things away so I'll say this, the movie is phenomenal, it will have you laughing your butt off, in tears and breathless.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself, so I copy pasted that.

I honestly haven’t ever been that into a cinematic experience in my life.
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Tommy Gavin - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 06:37:45 EST ID:Gec5bl3Z No.397187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It absolutely rocked. I can't believe they actually pulled it off. It's a crazy achievement of planning and balancing for the writers and directors.
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Peter Cushing - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 09:29:11 EST ID:spXK6EX6 No.397191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I seriously love that they gave a total fakeout happy ending where it looks as though Thor has saved the day at the last second and killed Thanos before he can use the fully powered gauntlet, but then NOPE, he has enough strength left to snap his fingers, and it's all she wrote. The non-comic audiences will totally buy that as Thanos' end because they're expecting a happy ending for the movie, but instead they get the most depressing five minutes in Marvel history. Really ballsy stuff.
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John Crichton - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 15:24:28 EST ID:J8d36X2t No.397210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So was this directed by Taika Waititi also? Thor Ragnarok was fucking great.
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George Romero - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 15:39:36 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.397211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was lost at the beginning, I'm assuming that this movie started where Ragnarok ended? Would I have to see Dark World to get the big picture? I've only seen the first Thor movie.
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Thorin Oakenshield - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 19:48:39 EST ID:merTaqM7 No.397221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397191
As a non comic familiar I didnt actually feel that was it, I knew it was too underwhelming for all that build leading into that scene.
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John "Kindergarten Cop" Kimble - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 13:11:18 EST ID:IfwbKvx3 No.397236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Loved everything but the ending, I felt underwhelmed. I mean, it's not like anyone believes any of those characters are dead, right? They all have sequels in the works.
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Lando Calrissian - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 14:08:59 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.397237 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397211
I didn't see ant man, didn't see dark world (Or don't remember it at least), didn't see age of ultron, but I did watch thor ragnarok. Yes, this picks up right where ragnarok ends.

I watched the cam version last night. Here's my review.
Infinity War is better than I expected going in. There were lots of clunky establishing scenes where the characters interact and say "witty" things. I can accept that. I don't like it, but I can accept it. I would have preferred much less expositional horse shit that sets up the plot nice and clear-like for all the retards watching. But putting that aside, I enjoyed the film. I liked that the Hulk is having a personal crisis, for the first time he's afraid of an enemy. I wish Banner would have been given more credit, he's sort of one of the fools of the movie, which I don't like. Banner isn't a buffoon, yet here he acts like one. The wakandan fight scene, I feel, was not done properly enough. Sure, it was fine, but it was missing something. The whole scene went too fast, and it was the one scene I wish there was MORE exhibition in, but between the villains and the heroes. Also the scene where Thanos sacrificed his daughter should have been done more intensely, yea sure, thanos cried, boo hoo, whatever. I wanted to see an emotionally gut wrenching scene that would leave me crying. I didn't get that. I got weak sauce instead. Don't want to frighten the retards with feels afterall. The only time in the whole movie I almost did cry, was when Groot died...and that's not so much because of the way they shot the scene, it's more to do with that Groot is fucking Groot, and if someone made an MS paint comic of groot dying, I'd still get cry-feels. Anyway I'm eager to see how they wrap this up. I'm also wondering if they're going to make Secret Wars next..
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Woodhouse - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 14:13:41 EST ID:4PYKAkjr No.397239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397237
Word on the street is that Captain Marvel will be the one to fix it all and undo the whole weird Thanos Rapture thing. I assume with the help of the few remaining living Avengers.
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Principal Scudworth - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 14:53:04 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.397240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397239
If you didn't sit through the 15 minutes of credits you missed the extra scene. Basically Nick Fury and some other ex Avengers chick noticed what was happening and Nick managed to put out a distress call to Captain Marvel just in time before they both faded to dust. His communications thing falls to the ground and you see Captain Marvel's insignia on it. I'm guessing this upcoming Captain Marvel movie will be a prequel or a prologue and then we'll catch up where we left off in Infinity War with Captain Marvel coming to the rescue.
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Woodhouse - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 19:00:55 EST ID:4PYKAkjr No.397241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397240
Yeah, from what I have read, the plan appears to be a Captain Marvel set in the 1990s where we get the origin story, etc. Then we get the follow-up Avengers 5 or whatever with Captain Marvel playing some big role in that.
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Crud Bonemeal - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 00:38:31 EST ID:6Qq7ngyu No.397245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Them guardians sure act silly. Maybe it's because they weren't in the hands of Gunn or maybe that humor doesn't work outside movies built around it, but gee wiz, just yuck.

Good movie though.
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Tom Haverford - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 02:54:13 EST ID:merTaqM7 No.397246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397245
Yeah they’re goofy comic relief but I gotta say it worked great considering I only saw their sequal film and it felt just like that when they were on screen. Audience I watched with and myself enjoyed it; and I hated them in their actual own movie.
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Al Bundy - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 03:48:14 EST ID:rlNQ1eiS No.397248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397179
Lotta fun but I spotted a few outlandish continuity errors that were almost unforgivable WHERE THE FUCK DID THE IRON MAN SPEAR GO AFTER IT GOT HIM
Worth checking out, 8.5/10
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Hank R. Hill - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 04:56:29 EST ID:zHKzJ0CY No.397250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I thought the shakycam moments with people wearing spandex punching other people wearing spandex in the middle of the woods were pretty enjoyable.
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John Carpenter - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 10:12:09 EST ID:4mYkVeam No.397255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Johnny Depp - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 12:24:05 EST ID:4PYKAkjr No.397264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397248
There were a lot of continuity errors.
They nerfed Vision....I mean did didn't do much but mope around with Scarlet Witch. Whom ALL OF A SUDDEN CAN KILL HIM...Didn't she pound him down like 30 stories with no real damage once? Also, what happened with the Hulk? In Ragnarok, he was always on. Then he never turns on after getting his ass kicked by Thanos. Also, Banner in the Hulk Buster suit looked fucking ridiculous. Tiny baby head on a massive body. It looked like what it was...crappy CGI. Fortunately there is just one brief scene with Banner poking his head out of the damn thing.

I dunno....overall it was OK, but I was far from impressed. It felt like everything was sort of just setting up the next movie. That it wasn't a complete movie by any means.
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Cosmo Kramer - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 14:35:31 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.397266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
RLM (our favorite alcoholics) just put out their review for infinity wars. As far as reviews go, it's lacking. But I'm looking forward to the next BOTW which I'm sure will be up to our youtube heroes (and our) best standards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ-zAOnxikU
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Cosmo Kramer - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 14:36:39 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.397267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397266
Wait, it's not a review, it's a half in the bag. They're always mediocre. But this one was particularly so. I don't think they like superhero movies anymore.
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Hank R. Hill - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 15:47:56 EST ID:zHKzJ0CY No.397271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397267
I can't blame 'em. Superhero movies are kinda getting oversaturated and what's worse is they're pushing other good and potentially good movies out of the market.
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Michael Palin - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 16:07:15 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.397273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397246
But you've only seen the universally agreed upon not as good sequel? I'll allow you an opinion but it's dumb and uninformed.
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Jon Lajoie - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 21:26:18 EST ID:Gec5bl3Z No.397285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397271
No they aren't.
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Naoko Mori - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 21:58:32 EST ID:S33PYT7H No.397287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Are you people legit excited about this movie? I kind of hated the movie. It's really, really hard to get emotionally involved with the action when you know for a fact that the heroes are never in danger since they bring so much money to marvel. They could have killed all of the characters and you still wouldn't feel anything because you know they'd all be back in the next movie. Because of that absolute lack of tension, all of the action scenes are basically the equivalent of someone dingling keys in front of a baby. God, I hate those tensionless "epic big war" scenes, they all look the same -- they all look like those cgi trailers for generic free MMOs -- so boring.

Also, too many characters. They handled it really nice, but even the most brilliant mind in the world would be able to make these many characters in the same movie not messy. By the 5th character reveal you don't even care anymore. It's just "oh, look, it's that guy from the other movie I guess". And like >>397237 said, I think it really needed a legit tear jerk moment to make you feel something -- anything -- in this movie because who cares about green girl from guardians of the galaxy (or was she blue? I don't even remember).

But anyway, it's what you'd expect this movie would be. Everybody knows that the more "epic" and "massive" the movie, the less the emotional impact it'll have because of the lack of character development and the endless boring and meaningless fights that hurt your eyes (that xmen apocalypse or something movie is a good example). Which is the reason why the best marvel movies are the more personal and small in scale ones.

And what's the deal with that cgi alien action woman? Why didn't they use a real actress? That shit looked like ps4 graphics, it was so embarrassing.

It makes me really mad when I see all the mouth-breathers on the internet giving their meaningless numerical scores (as if numbers can represent the quality of an art piece) to the movie because they clapped after seeing the action guy say a reference. And oh god, people on the theater, jesus christ, these people are so obnoxious.

I guess I only watched this movie because I kind of had to after watching all the marvel movies. Why did I give so much of my money to disney? I should have pirated all of this shit.
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Gina Torres - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 22:05:52 EST ID:merTaqM7 No.397288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397287
Still going down in history as the greatest box office opening record to date and possibly of all time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Oliver Stone - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 22:25:02 EST ID:WdVSLmQR No.397289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i cant stand any of this new capeshit.
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Gillian Anderson - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 22:58:05 EST ID:4PYKAkjr No.397290 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397287
Kinda agreeing with you there. I think they balanced the big bag of characters they had to deal with well...but yeah...I felt like the movie was just there make money. The ending had me going He'll be back...and anyone who might not, I didn't give a fuck about. Even the tear jerker they pulled with Spiderman blubbering like a little girl before he gets reversed Raptured by Thanos left me literally cold. I guess the Marvel fanbase is enough to ensure a ton of people getting emotional about the ending, but come on...this is just a retelling of shit they published back in what? '91? We know how it ends. Like people getting fucking upset when the boat sinks in Titanic. Old news.
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Tommen Baratheon - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 23:37:10 EST ID:J6wiy2IB No.397292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397290
I've got something even worse for ya
>Bucky dies
>Bucky comes back
>Cap dies
>Cap comes back
>Vision dies
>Vision comes back
10 minutes later everyone dies and I'm supposed to give a shit.
You telling me they planned a whole bunch of fake sequels and contracts with actors just to kill them as a suprise
are you fucking dense?
Honestly at this point just read the comics. They're more ridiculous and a lot more fun than these movies.
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Gina Torres - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 01:15:30 EST ID:merTaqM7 No.397296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397292
But seeing them all on screen together in one action sequence is fucking so cool. As a fan of whoever when they each finally got their own liveaction movie it was great, but to see them all at once? Fuckin A, nobody gives a shit about how the movie is being directed so long as its not completely shit like the StarWars franchise has become with disney. They did their job well, and while not perfect, its already shattering all previous box office records. At this point its a matter of how long will it reign on top like this?
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Jack Donaghy - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 03:35:05 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397297 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397292
The comics have been a zombified cancer for 30 years because they don't have the innate reality the movies do.
The movies do Marvel comic better than Marvel comics have in a long ass time. in a best case scenario they'll force the comics universe to actually start moving forward again. Y'know; that thing that made it popular in the first bloody place.
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George Taylor - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 04:51:01 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.397304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397287
You're clearly thinking way too much about a movie that's made for manchildren. Being one that enjoyed it, I can say that.

There were a lot of issues in the movie, a lot of the cgi people was pretty annoying at times. And of course there's no development. Everyone important got that before the movie, that was the entire point, and the development they tried to cram into this movie just didn't work so thankfully they didn't do much of it.

It's a spectacle. A $300 million spectacle. Just because someone enjoyed the scale of this spectacle doesn't make them a mouthbreather who clapped when Thor got his hammer. Get over yourself. You're acting like you're disappointed that a Marvel movie wasn't made for the most discerning and intellectual of viewers with your dumb "dangling keys in front of babies" analogy.
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Tommen Baratheon - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 04:55:07 EST ID:J6wiy2IB No.397305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397297
I can't argue with that at all. I honestly prefer to read DC or third party comics over marvel. After the whole magneto thing that ended the original ultimate spider-man run then the combination of the two universes I gave up on that shit. I will admit my bias however, I think these marvel movies are gonna start a new age of movies, or at least blockbusters. I'm not sure I'm ready for everything to have a million fucking movies and a universe. It worked well for marvel but look at DC or the Universal dark universe.

I guess I'll have to wait and see what happens.
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Samsara Siddhartha - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 05:01:24 EST ID:c6C4aW4N No.397308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Thanos vs Strange is the only stone on stone battle sequence.

Thanos shoots a beam from the power stone, Strange blocks it with the Mirror Dimension and then pushes the dimension back to him. Thanos punches through it with a punch from the power stone, shattering it. Next Thanos uses the space stone to suck up the remnants of the shattered mirror dimension and send the volley back to Strange. We see Strange coming up with a counter spell that turns the volley into time stone green butterflies. Thanos doesn't react to this, he only recoils at the Strangeness (lol)

Why is this important? A yellow butterfly shows up in Strange's introduction to the multi-verse when the ancient one sends him off. Also during that trippy sequence, we see all of the infinity stone colors being channeled through Strange. A little on the nose perhaps?

Next, Strange does his multi-armed deity attack, which perhaps allows him to channel some energy from Thanos? At the very least Thanos uses the reality stone to dispel the illusion of multiple Stranges.

So, from all of this we have Doctor Strange who has experienced first hand: 2 blasts from the power stone, one blast from the space stone, and one spell from the reality stone.

The remaining questions are, were those green butterflies a duplicate time stone? Did he have an encounter with the soul stone that was subtly hinted at? Or was it necessary for Thanos to get the mind stone so that he could channel the energy of the remaining stones, allowing Strange to take in the final 2 stones and thus create some alternate dimension/reality?

Also, I'm pretty sure there's a Dutch Tilt when Strange flies in to confront Thanos.
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genophyte - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 07:46:42 EST ID:UO2xAdSc No.397310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397255
who is that?
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Sofia Coppola - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 07:59:14 EST ID:u+SQmS1M No.397311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397305
>It worked well for marvel but look at DC or the Universal dark universe

DC tried way too hard to catch up with Marvel by just throwing money at their problems, and Universal barely tried.
This sorta thing takes serious commitment, remember that the first Iron Man came out in 2008.

I'm just sad that the DC movies all suck so far because I really prefer the characters and stories from their franchise over Marvel.
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Orel Puppington - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 16:11:13 EST ID:wjJLjlmr No.397323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397304
Look, man, my insults weren't directed towards you. When I mentioned "mouth-breathers" I was talking about people that don't see this movie for what it is: a cynical corporate cash grab. You may be a man-child, like me and 90% of 420chan, but at least you understand that this movie is junk-food entertainment. So anyway, why are you all mad when I'm not even talking about you, you goober. Calm your tits.

The thor hammer part was pretty cool, although I couldn't suspend my disbelief since I don't think that groot's branch was good enough to be the handle of such a powerful hammer. I mean, it's kind of like putting toyota prius tires on a mclaren. Was it how it happened in the comics? It's a nice emotionally impactful moment, but I don't know. Why do I even want things to make sense in a fantasy movie.
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Jon Lajoie - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 16:33:08 EST ID:Gec5bl3Z No.397325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The entire action sequence with Guardians/Spidey/Strange/Iron Man vs Thanos on Titan was absolutely masterful. Just pure comic book craziness in the best way.

This post was edited by C_Higgy on 30-04-2018 17:15:27
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Peregrin 'Pippin' Took - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 16:34:21 EST ID:raj/2a/J No.397326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397323
You are trying WAY too hard to have things both ways.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 17:17:29 EST ID:3gBIr4r3 No.397327 Report Quick Reply
I’m going next Saturday. I know I should watch the previous two Avengers films ans I’ve already seen both GOTG films and Black Panther but what else should I watch before I see Infinity War?
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Jo Grant - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 17:24:51 EST ID:6Ey2mM1G No.397328 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397327
Civil War, Captain America’s solo movie, Thor Ragnorok last, and the IronMan films.
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Gillian Anderson - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 17:51:19 EST ID:4PYKAkjr No.397329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The real question is -
Did anyone, anywhere care when Gamora died? Because I don't think they did.
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Roger Smith - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 18:15:03 EST ID:cljrih+j No.397331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397329
I felt bad but didn't tear up like a quality film would accomplish. But I also like the comic series and her dying would be a major bummer end to her arc. Although now I'm glad I didn't waste tears when she will obviously come back to life with whatever saves all those raptured heroes.
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George Taylor - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 18:40:22 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.397333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397329
Nah, not really. I mean it was sad but you were definitely supposed to cry but they just didn't really have the time to build it up. Maybe if they spared like 5 more minutes into that and cut the whole Vision love arc it could have worked. And really, Gamora isn't the most likeable character. I mean people like her, but not a lot of people actually love her. But if you view it in the lens that it was about development for Thanos (really he's the only character that got development, so essentially he is the main character) the scene definitely served its purpose.

This post was edited by C_Higgy on 30-04-2018 19:37:02
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Hank R. Hill - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 19:24:19 EST ID:1LUlzS1I No.397334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397329
It was an effective character moment for Thanos more than it was a sad death scene for me
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Dipper Pines - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 20:58:56 EST ID:wgKs6dXp No.397335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397187
Seriously ballsy move to make a series of awful garbage films just to catch everyone off balance with one amazing one.

People in my theatre clapped and I'm not even American as far as I know.
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Drake Mallard - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 21:32:18 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397327
Phase 1
I advise watching the first Iron Man, Thor & Captain America movies before the first Avengers movie. They're the 3 main characters of the whole shtick so it'll provide a good foundation. Each has their own personality and genre tropes and supporting cast so it might inform your decision to give certain sequels a look.
Incredible Hulk is entirely skippable. They original actor got fired, legal buyout stuff prevented sequels and nothing (save one supporting character) ever gets mentioned again. It was his scene-stealing showing in the Avengers movie that finally got Hulk over. Iron Man 2 is pretty forgettable but introduces a few supporting heroes that gain prominence later on, if you like Iron Man 1 you'll like it too.
Phase 2
Iron Man 3 is very hit-or-miss with people as a story, but fun & explosive & basically a direct sequel to Avengers. Again, your mileage will depend primarily on how invested you are in Iron Man as a character.
Thor 2/The Dark World is even more hit-or-miss, it was my fave for a long time but that's because I liked stuff people hated about 1 and there's more of it. It also introduces the magical maguffins that Infinity War's all about and focuses the entire plot around one of them, if that's important to you.
People love Cap 2/Winter Soldier in general. Lil' more cerebral & self-serious. It sets up Avengers 2, and thus the things that Avengers 2 sets up. The directors impressed so many people with it that it landed them the Infinity War directing job, so if metacontext is you're thing there's some incentive.
Ant-Man exists. Like Hulk its production was mired in lots of politics that majorly detract from its narrative significance. Still quaint bite-size imaginative fun tho, if you have the time. Mostly it's just an origin story for his appearance in:
Phase 3
Cap 3/Civil War's great, and arguably a better Avengers 2 than Avengers 2. Still, it's Cap's movie at its heart. No cosmic space opera magical rock stuff whatsoever, all down-to-earth emotionally-wrought character studies to pay off ~10 movies worth of investment in these characters. The way the directors seamlessly juggle so many divergent arcs & plots is what gave me faith that Infinity War'd pull it off.
Dr Strange is KINO. Watch Dr fucking Strange. Even if it didn't introduce a focal character, a vital maguffin and several important concepts, it's just bloody awesome as a film in its own right.
Thor 3/Ragnarok is fun weaponized. Colorful, varied, creative, wacky, kick-ass, think GotG but more MANLY. Also leads directly into Infinity War (literally - by a matter of minutes) and established Thor's pretty-central character arc for it accordingly.

The Avengers movies by themselves do a fine enough job of filling you in on what's happened so you could skip allllll of this and just watch those, but that includes Avengers 3/Infinity War itself so if you really wanted to save time you could go in totally blind and would fare pretty well. It's like only watching Wrestlemania every year; you're told you should care, but still missed everything that would make you care.

In summation:
>what movies feature the magical maguffins in Infinity War
Captain America, Avengers, Thor 2 The Dark World, GotG, Avengers 2, Dr Strange
>what movies feature plot point relevant to Infinity War
Thor, Avengers, GotG, Cap 3 Civil War, GotG 2, Thor 3 Ragnarok
>what movies are simply worth watching regardless
Iron Man, Cap 2 Winter Soldier, Dr Strange, the 3 you've already seen

Sorry there aren't more hard-passes. Turns out they're VERY good at making everything feel must-see for one reason or another.
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Dipper Pines - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 22:01:33 EST ID:wgKs6dXp No.397338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397327
Take a modafinil and watch them all in release order back-to-back.
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Kazuma Kuwabara - Tue, 01 May 2018 07:19:14 EST ID:Gec5bl3Z No.397347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>that scene at the start where Thanos completely fucked up Hulk with boxing prowess
Loved it. Dude didn't even need a Stone, just his fists.
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Jon Stewart - Tue, 01 May 2018 10:25:38 EST ID:Zh/sUEXx No.397350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Saw it last night, and walked out near the end of the movie, right when Thanos arrived to Wakanda. The first half of the movie was strong, but somehow the movie just lost me during the last half. I wasn't crazy about how the movie was oddly structured, nor was I fan of all the unnatural quips between the heroes. There were too many characters and it also felt as if there were too many subplots strung together.

I'll most likely give it another chance because I watched it in a crowded theater, which is something I don't normally do. This guy and his girlfriend were sitting next to me, and she kept asking a billion questions because she didn't watch the previous Marvel movie. Like, bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up. Then the audience would clap at the most random shit at times. It was just weird. I felt obligated to see it early since people on the internet have a fetish for spoiling shit, like this cocksucker here >>397347 You wanna use some spoilers next time, pal?
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Drake Mallard - Tue, 01 May 2018 10:47:56 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397210
Taika got the Thor 3 job specifically to prevent it from becoming a movie like this.

>>397211
>I'm assuming that this movie started where Ragnarok ended
Yes.
>Would I have to see Dark World to get the big picture?
Dark World first mentions the term "Infinity Stones", introduces the red/Reality one, and starts Loki's slow-burn face turn. Ragnarok finalizes said face turn, loses Thor his hammer & eye, and ends up with the entire Asgardian population on a spaceship boldly going where no God has gone before. Then Thanos' ship shows up. I love them both as movies & would recommend them as experiences but that's all the relevant info for Infinity War (plus a few of the deaths that Thor rattles off on the GotG ship).

>>397239
>>397240
>>397241
Y A S S Q U E E N

>>397264
Wanda never tried killing him before, just slowing/incapacitating him. They establish that she can because only a stone can pwn a stone and her powers are derived from a stone (the very same Stone, I-just-realized).
The Hulk thing is clearly a plot thread they're setting up to be answered in Part 2. I think it's pretty clear that he's never had his ass kicked that bad before and doesn't know how to deal with it, so is basically hiding like a scared kid. Logically, his arc next time will be about overcoming that fear - maybe even being inspired by puny Banner standing up to Thanos - and coming out for a big "I'm Always Angry" blowout that he knows he'll lose but does anyway.
Banner's CGI baby head was hilariously conspicuous & shoddy-looking, yes.
>it wasn't a complete movie by any means.
It was if you view Thanos as the protagonist. :^)

>>397273
Universally my fat arse, GotG2 was GotGr8.

>>397311
The irony is that all Marvel did was apply what they've been doing for ~60 years to another medium. They've always been masters of continuity & crossovers & creative marketing. They were comic guys who got bought out by movie guys AFTER they achieved success in making movies.
DC's comic guys were bought out by movie guys decades ago, thus it was the movie guys who managed the movie project. Badly. Because they didn't fully understand these concepts that comic guys did. FFS Green Lantern only got made because some starch-shirted WB exec was an army nut who suddenly wanted a movie with lots of air force imagery.
Universal had no comic basis whatsoever so fucked everything up royally. Which is extra ironic considering they were technically the true originators of the shared universe movie concept back in the 30s.

>>397325
That fuckin' BLACK HOLE BOMB BAH GAWD
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Drake Mallard - Tue, 01 May 2018 11:24:11 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397271
I respect your concern but question your comprehension.

>>397287
>the less the emotional impact it'll have because of the lack of character development
m8
That's literally what the prior 17 movies were for.
They did the character development. You get a more rewarding experience the more attention you invest.
>as if numbers can represent the quality of an art piece
Agreed. Pop by /wooo/ more often and shout at the star-rating threads pls, they drive me up the wall.
> watch[ed] all the marvel movies.
>mfw

>>397304
>You're acting like you're disappointed that a Marvel movie wasn't made for the most discerning and intellectual of viewers
Marvel Studios' The Sentry directed by Christopher Nolan WHEN?!

>>397308
I like the way Snrub thinks!
Srsly that level of plans-within-plans Keikakkumancy would fit him pretty well & put him over strong as the new face of the franchise.
Alas, although Strange clearly put something in motion with his decision, I think there's a much simpler resolution in the works: They made sure that the Mind Stone was the last, hardest, most advertised Stone Thanos got, even putting it slap-bang central in the gauntlet's biggest slot.After having spent the whole latter half of the movie drilling into the audiences head how the Mind Stone and Vision's consciousness are virtually inseparable.
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Touch Rustrod - Tue, 01 May 2018 11:32:10 EST ID:UyqxbJNb No.397353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If I haven't watched most of the marvel movies and didn't like the first Avengers or Guardians. I wouldn't like this, right?

I just need to be reassured because I've had the ending spoiled and it sounds like it's has a bit more weight than the others. I am slightly intrigued, but I'm guessing it doesn't really stand up on its own. I'd probably just be confused and afraid if I jumped in and watched this one, right?
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Jon Stewart - Tue, 01 May 2018 11:52:36 EST ID:Zh/sUEXx No.397354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397353

>If I haven't watched most of the marvel movies and didn't like the first Avengers or Guardians. I wouldn't like this, right?

...No. Why would you?
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Drake Mallard - Tue, 01 May 2018 12:17:05 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397221
>>397236
>>397290
>>397292 (again)
Here's summin to really make you think.
All of the deleted heroes were from Phase 2 & 3.
All of the Phase 1 heroes were among the survivors, some unexpectedly.
The Phase 1 cast are all at the ends of their contracts, the Phase 2/3 cast are who're getting getting movies after this.
You're all right, the future's already secure. But the OG Avengers team that made it possible are getting a big save-the-universe send-off first to punctuate their hard work. And there's nothing keeping them around if they die in the process. They might even "trade" their lives for the new heroes that disappeared.

>>397353
If friends are gonna see it go join them. I saw it in a big group, some of whom had watched nothing, and like >>397180 they all understood what was going on just fine.
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Bruce Campbell - Tue, 01 May 2018 12:22:58 EST ID:Gwx2cK1+ No.397357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397310

Playboi Cactus
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Walter White - Tue, 01 May 2018 13:42:15 EST ID:4PYKAkjr No.397359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397351
>>it wasn't a complete movie by any means.
>It was if you view Thanos as the protagonist. :^)

Fair and valid fucking point.
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Marty McFly - Tue, 01 May 2018 18:35:08 EST ID:6Ey2mM1G No.397374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397353
False sir, false, go see it
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Tinkerbell - Tue, 01 May 2018 18:48:54 EST ID:7PQDgzG1 No.397375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397323
Does that thing work still or did it... Ya know, cuz of the thing that happened? Is it like the rest of it now or izzat a loophole?
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Boxy Brown - Tue, 01 May 2018 20:06:56 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.397376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397353
I'm not huge into Marvel and I enjoyed it. It was the best cinema experience I've had in quite a while. Just make sure you pee first and make some weed edibles l ike I did.
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Tammy Tangerine - Wed, 02 May 2018 03:40:56 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397329
I cared... :(
Granted because I love their comic relationship & appreciated the call-back.
>>397350
Dude it's from the first 5 minutes and isn't even the biggest spoiler from said first 5 minutes. Tranquilo.
>>397323
Groot's not normal wood and even if he were it's no normal hammer. Those things judge your personality by touch & work/don't-work based on it FFS, his selfless gesture probably triggered an enchantment.
>>397375
This actually came up IRL after my showing. IMO, Enchantment-or-no, it's already "dead" wood - an object, independent of him - and the finale specified half of all life. Also, nobody simply died, they got fundamentally wiped from existence, which you can't really reverse-engineer. Maybe I'm totally wrong, but best I can tell - the scene existed to give him a reason to be in the film at all. Not as foreshadowing.
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Joffrey Baratheon - Wed, 02 May 2018 18:27:19 EST ID:lE2aFHnb No.397414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397389
> only a spoiler from the first scene dude
Like spoiling the intro scene to a movie isnt a big deal breaking buzzkill dude
You pretty much deflate a persons hype going into the fucking movie right off the bat, have some god damned respect asshole
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Jackie Brown - Thu, 03 May 2018 06:31:14 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397414
IDK "Thanos beats up Hulk" doesn't sound like a surprise to me whatsoever. And given how quickly it was over it's not a deal-breaker.
"Thanos kills Loki" on the other hand, I genuinely didn't see coming. Even after my brother suggested it going in. I was convinced he'd slip in his usual sycophantic shtick and go for the jugular much later, essentially filling Mephisto's role in the comic. I didn't count on him actually learning from his experiences, remaining loyal to Thor and acting heroically from the start. It's a very bitter-sweet feel.
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Phyllis "Pizzazz" Gabor - Thu, 03 May 2018 12:16:24 EST ID:KclafDhZ No.397440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397389
>Dat image

What the hell? I never knew he could be so sweet
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Jackie Brown - Thu, 03 May 2018 13:21:10 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397440
Comic Thanos is... complicated, to say the least.
I've got a ~4 page sequence that's more directly comparable to the movie but didn't want to pile on the double-posts more than I have. Want me to dump them anyway?
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Jonah Hill - Thu, 03 May 2018 16:13:44 EST ID:lE2aFHnb No.397448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397442
Yeah
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Jackie Brown - Thu, 03 May 2018 16:17:54 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397448
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Jackie Brown - Thu, 03 May 2018 16:19:14 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397449
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Jackie Brown - Thu, 03 May 2018 16:20:23 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397450
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Jackie Brown - Thu, 03 May 2018 16:21:31 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397451
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Jackie Brown - Thu, 03 May 2018 16:22:26 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397452
Bonus 5th from the end of the issue.
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Vic Mackey - Thu, 03 May 2018 16:42:02 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.397454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397453
Metaphorical rape scenarios in comics always leave a bitter taste in my mouth. It's much more fulfilling when it's explicitly stated, and the characters can work through it bluntly and honestly without all the subterfuge. I get that it's marvel and they have their gay little Comic Book Code and whatever but still, they should steer clear of it if they're not going to deal with it respectfully and properly. Rape isn't the sort of thing that needs metaphors made about it, and yet it's how it's most often dealt with because society has such a sick perverse problem with sexual penetration.
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Ice King - Fri, 04 May 2018 01:37:27 EST ID:gnbevHsv No.397469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397454
The Fuck dude? You shitposting or just autistic?
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Daria Morgendorffer - Fri, 04 May 2018 04:27:37 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397454
Metaphorical? I thought it was pretty clearly rape.
>>397469
>As I say, most of my writings in this area have concerned joyous expressions of sexuality, with as much diversity as I was capable of applying at the time. Unless anyone is arguing that comic books are not a place for sexual matters, then I don’t see that they can have any major disagreements with the above. So perhaps it is the next decision that I made wherein I am at fault: my thinking was that sexual violence, including rape and domestic abuse, should also feature in my work where necessary or appropriate to a given narrative, the alternative being to imply that these things did not exist, or weren’t happening. This, given the scale upon which such events occur, would have seemed tantamount to the denial of a sexual holocaust, happening annually. I could not, in all conscience, produce work under those limitations without at least attempting to change or remove them. Presumably, my current critics would have done differently, and indeed, as I remember, most people in the field found it more convenient simply not to address issues of sex or sexuality – or those of race, politics, gender and any other matters of social substance, for that matter.
Hey, if it's good enough for Alan Moore.
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Troy McClure - Fri, 04 May 2018 07:48:51 EST ID:9k/Rj23y No.397480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Movie was aight. Does anyone else feel like you can pretty much blame Chris Pratt's character for getting everyone disappeared?

They were about to get the gauntlet away from thanos and he couldn't help from chimping out for like 15 seconds.

This post was edited by C_Higgy on 04-05-2018 07:54:19
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Talyn - Fri, 04 May 2018 09:41:21 EST ID:ALqOJThq No.397484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The movie was good honestly, but I felt like it had some plot holes, can't explain what kind of plot holes, but overall I liked Thanos and how Josh Brolin had portrayed that character, probably one of the best villains with the best motivation in the whole Marvel movie franchise history, I really liked the deep emotion and view of the character.
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Talyn - Fri, 04 May 2018 12:35:47 EST ID:ALqOJThq No.397491 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One interesting scene is where despite being enemies, Thanos has a big respect for Tony, that's because both of them have a similar views, just remember when Tony made Ultron, he got the same things like views and thinking of Tony, and this explains that in Tony's point of view, the only way to save humanity is it's destruction.

This post was edited by C_Higgy on 05-05-2018 22:49:15
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Ian Chesterton - Fri, 04 May 2018 15:20:38 EST ID:h6PZxEoz No.397494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397480
if you watched guardians of the galaxy that's actually a fantastic moment because it takes one of his defining moments, flipping out literally the same second ego told him about his mom, and plays it basically the exact same way except with consequences
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Frank Gallagher - Fri, 04 May 2018 16:06:27 EST ID:fEqoEF2h No.397497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Holy shit what an amazing movie. I hid this thread and have been staying off other sites until now, but wow. Marvel fucking does it again. Comedy, action, the writing, etc. all amazing.

And then that post credit scene.. god damn, great job.

Also hats off to Thanos, they didn't make him some shitty cgi bad guy bullshit, he looked really good and came across really good. I hate giving credit to Brolin because of past things but he did a great job.
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Ice King - Fri, 04 May 2018 16:47:59 EST ID:gnbevHsv No.397498 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397484
Dude,
[% ]Spoiler Text[ / %] no spaces
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Paul Scheer - Fri, 04 May 2018 22:09:39 EST ID:Zh/sUEXx No.397506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397433

Stop trying to justify what you did, and just don't do it again. Does that sound simple?
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Dobby the house elf - Sat, 05 May 2018 06:37:45 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397480
>This post was edited by C_Higgy on 04-05-2018
>Higgs had to read & hide spoilers himself a day before he finally got to see the movie
Anon why
>>397497
>And then that post credit scene.. god damn, great job.
What was so special about it?
I am the character's BIGGEST cocksucker and marked out for that reason, but on its own merits it felt jarring as a scene and lacking as a set-up. Raises a lot of plot-holey questions, too.
>>397506
..WTF do you mean "what I did"?
The dancing Turtle post wasn't mine. I was just advising you chill.
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Daryl Hannah - Sat, 05 May 2018 06:57:46 EST ID:zx1q0Nl5 No.397528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397524
Christ Higg reads spoilers upon the cross, so we don't have to. :(
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Ruby Rhod - Sat, 05 May 2018 08:49:20 EST ID:niNe34jp No.397531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397528
The reason he doesn't watch the wire is because he knows everything that's happened in the show already
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Kirito - Sat, 05 May 2018 10:59:24 EST ID:fEqoEF2h No.397534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397524
>What was so special about it?

for me it was this; when they announced that movie I was like 'eh, who cares about their version of Superman, even if it is played by a hot piece of ass'. But NOW, it's obviously a very big deal. so seeing her logo at the end was quite the OH SHIT moment for me.
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Dobby the house elf - Sat, 05 May 2018 14:04:05 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397534
>their version of Superman
que
Thor's their Superman. He has the cape and everything. She's quite clearly their Wonder Woman.
>it's obviously a very big deal.
It's a pity 420chan doesn't have a spoiler tag for images or I could post some real fukn neato stuff.
Okay so... there's no telling how much they'll diverge from the source material, but in the comics the original, male Captain Marvel was Thanos' first nemesis. The Life to his Death, if you wheel. Imagine if John Wayne was also SpaceJesus. Thanos' character, origins, motives, family, supporting cast etc. were all fleshed out in the Captain Marvel comic.
The current, female Captain Marvel was the OG's fiery human love interest, who got powers like his from a military accident and went off to be a superhero herself. Lots of fucked up shit happened to her, causing her to become disconnected from her own humanity & fly off into deep-space as escapism. When he dies, she goes through a long hard process of overcoming her demons & building her life back up to prove she's worthy of carrying on his name/legacy.
I've not kept up with the movie production but know this much: the OG Captain Marvel's been cast (Jude Law), it's gonna be set in the 1990s, and Thanos' alien acquaintances from GotG1 are featured. Presuming they stick closely to the source material instead of deviating for the sake of it; we might explore Titan before it fell, learn more about Thanos' past, witness the start of a long-term Infinity Gauntlet contingency plan, see Brie Larson go through some fucked up traumatic sci-fi shit that gives her 20 years of character development but not 20 years of age, and/or enjoy some literal unabashed Marvel-funded DBZ fights.
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Kirito - Sat, 05 May 2018 14:51:50 EST ID:fEqoEF2h No.397546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397543
i'm on board for all of that
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Nyota Uhura - Sat, 05 May 2018 17:22:57 EST ID:ALqOJThq No.397549 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is DC still suffering on building their own cinematic universe? I tought Man of Steel was great until I saw Ben Affleck as Batman, and somehow I had a strange feeling while watching Justice League, it was like watching a sequel to 2003's DareDevil movie, everytime when I see Affleck the image of DareDevil comes to mind.
So I just pretended that DareDevil never happened in case to watch the new DC movies where I see Batman.
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Nyota Uhura - Sat, 05 May 2018 17:31:22 EST ID:ALqOJThq No.397550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But on a bad side Marvel is suffering from their comic book division, even when they do a one thing right, they somehow manage to fuck up the twice of the things that were already fucked up before, and instead of fixing/cleaning the shit, they somehow make it bigger, isn't it strange?
On a bright side DC had fixed it's comic book division over a decade ago.
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Samwise Gamgee - Sat, 05 May 2018 17:49:46 EST ID:jeTejWze No.397551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397550
Hasn’t DC not had an original idea in over a decade or two?
I feel like Marvel is embarrassing DC at this point.
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Mortimer Mango - Sat, 05 May 2018 17:57:25 EST ID:sSzo6WZK No.397552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
D Good comics = bad movies
Marvel: Bad comics = good movies

It's pretty simple
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Nyota Uhura - Sat, 05 May 2018 18:05:33 EST ID:ALqOJThq No.397553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397551
With movie division yes, but with those SJW/LGBT/feminism propoganda in their comic book division, it's safe to say that Marvel is only embarrassing themselves at this point.
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Nyota Uhura - Sat, 05 May 2018 18:18:48 EST ID:ALqOJThq No.397554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397552
My all time favorite DC movies are ''Watchmen'' and ''V for Vendetta'', both are far ahead of their time.

I honestly have nothing against Mark Ruffalo, but in my honest opinion his verson of Hulk/Bruce Banner is just a tiny pussy compared with the Ed Norton version of Hulk from 2008 movie, Ed Nortons version was far more superrior, scarrier and better in my opinion.
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Dobby the house elf - Sat, 05 May 2018 19:13:29 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397553
I thought they moved on from that? Or are you the kinda guy who thinks any gay characters are "LGBT propoganda"?

>>397551
The fundamental difference between DC & Marvel is dynamism. DC's setting, characters & stories run on mythologizing, grandeur, symbolism etc. whilst Marvel's have centered around colloquialism, familiarity, relevance etc.. The former's heroes are perfect unattainable ideals from make-believe cities whilst the latter's are joe shmoe everymen from New York. Since one had the peerless alien god & the billionaire playboy ninja to look up to, the other gave powers to a bickering family & an insecure teen you could look eye-to-eye with. Hence why "SJW" is such a laughabler insult; Marvel's ALWAYS been "SJW". Half of their heroes were born of social justice ideas & movements.
Marvel comics got as mad-over as they did in the 1960s because they felt REAL. Characters actually learnt & grew & aged in that first decade. The problem is that the Marvel formula lived & died by the realism. Once they started to stray from it, slow time down, become more absurd & fanciful, make consequences meaningless, hire emotionally-stunted fanboys & so on, they lost their edge and just became DC with far less likable "heroes". If the original Marvel Method spirit had stayed on-course, all of the staple heroes would've long since retired from old age having naturally passed their mantles to newer, younger heroes who'd gotten over with fans organically. Now new young heroes only get created at Marvel to push an agenda as hard & fast as possible. Because everyone knows they won't amount to anything with all those ageless Lee/Kirby creations still squatting at the top. New ideas for their own will get smothered, forgotten & dismissed. Might as well use them as a vector to shill some pretentious point whilst the new car smell lasts.
Except for in the movies. Because they use actors. And actors are real-life people. And real-life people AGE. Thus the worm turns; Marvel's blundered back into its winning formula in an entirely different medium. DC as a comic universe didn't have their problem. Everyone expects their characters to stay around forever. That's their appeal. Their transcendent icons. The DCU even has an in-built reset button to simplify everything when the continuity gets too knotted. DC comics only stumbled whenever they tried to emulate Marvel and be hip & trendy & socially-aware - it doesn't fit. But nobody fucking told the movie people that. They just saw the dosh Marvel was raking in at the box office and demanded DO THAT BUT WITH OUR GUYS. So just like how Marvel comics emulated DC comics and suffered DC movies have emulated Marvel movies and suffered. Because they're different fucking pantheons with different fucking philosophies requiring different FUCKING approaches. Which brings us full circle to >>397552.
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Dobby the house elf - Sat, 05 May 2018 19:30:10 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397554
Banner's meant to be demure and Norton was a standoffish prick. Ruffalo wins that hand down.
I'd argue Ruffalo does Hulk better too. Hulk's meant to be "scary" insofar as he's a toddler with a nuke button. All the power in the world and none of the maturity to use it. He's a character unto himself, not a mindless maguffin. Ruffalo's Hulk nails that emotional fragility, which makes the bomb going off distressing as well as scary. Take the Cape Town scene in Avengers 2. Hulk's fucking terrifying in that. But you also feel as bad for him as for any of the bystanders because you know he's not aware of what he's doing and will be traumatized once he is. Like the toddler realizing what the nuke did.
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Nyota Uhura - Sat, 05 May 2018 19:43:50 EST ID:ALqOJThq No.397557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397555
I have zero support for mentally ill people, and by giving an equal human rights to mentally ill person, you're not doing any favor to hummanity.
Not everything meant to be accepted, there are rules, laws and a cost for everything.
You just can't say ''God does not exist'' and do the hell you want and be OK with it, in the end he will punish you with his all anger.
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Samwise Gamgee - Sat, 05 May 2018 19:58:43 EST ID:jeTejWze No.397558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397557

> mods please also delete my quick reply here after you delete the post im replying to so we may continue this thread and forget the troll ever appeared — thank you
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Kevin Bacon - Sat, 05 May 2018 20:01:24 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397557
I'm disappointed in you. Would imagine God is too.
prayin 4u <3
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Bella Swan - Sat, 05 May 2018 20:25:27 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.397560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397557
smh dam fam
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Pickles - Sat, 05 May 2018 21:42:17 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.397564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397554
He's only like that in Infinity War. Maybe you weren't following his plot but they made it pretty clear what was going on with him and that it's not normal.
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Dr. Egon Spengler - Sat, 05 May 2018 23:51:07 EST ID:yUYRw4xS No.397576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397564
Thanos fkn scared Hulk away after breakin his fooken balls lol

This post was edited by C_Higgy on 06-05-2018 03:39:43
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Leatherface - Sun, 06 May 2018 01:09:23 EST ID:wENexC8R No.397584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397556
>Hulk's meant to be "scary" insofar as he's a toddler with a nuke button. All the power in the world and none of the maturity to use it.
Agreed. The best version of the Hulk I've seen was in Ragnarok. Ruffalo's Hulk is the only one I would actually care to see a standalone movie of.
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Jaime Sommers - Sun, 06 May 2018 14:34:33 EST ID:fEqoEF2h No.397624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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so yeah, avengers, prettyyyyy pretttyyyyy prettttyyyyyyy neat.

question though, in the beginning of the movie everyone is dead but Thor and Loki, so what does that mean for that hot Valkyrie chick, my nigga Korg, and miek? sorry if it's been asked already
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Bella Swan - Sun, 06 May 2018 14:38:00 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.397625 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397624
I'm assuming yes.
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Jericho - Sun, 06 May 2018 14:47:33 EST ID:ho9oVeuI No.397627 Report Quick Reply
>>397622
You need some psychiatric help if you really care that much about what people do with their own lives.
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Kevin Bacon - Sun, 06 May 2018 15:54:37 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397627
Oh man what'd I miss?
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Patricia McPherson - Sun, 06 May 2018 17:20:10 EST ID:1LUlzS1I No.397641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397624
The fact that they're not mentioned would seem like a good indication that they didn't die and the movie just didn't want to deal with explaining why (probably some bullshit about escape pods or whatever) although the only one I'd 100% put money on coming back at some point is Valkyrie
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Bill S. Preston, Esq. - Sun, 06 May 2018 20:18:10 EST ID:yUYRw4xS No.397652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397634
Religious nut suddenly going full /pol/tard about bigotry involving gays and hell and gods wrath etc. while talking about how mentally ill people shouldnt be given rights.
By mentally ill he meant gays. Pretty much derailment of the topic and took away from conversations so his posts got deleted and him banned. Continue discussing this movie and the MCU now.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq. - Mon, 07 May 2018 09:54:55 EST ID:yUYRw4xS No.397667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397179
Higgy did you go see this yet or what?
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K-9 - Mon, 07 May 2018 13:25:34 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397624
>>397641
>>397625
There's a point where Thor specifically says "Thanos killed half my people" which suggests that half were "let go" or something before the movie started? Then again he also killed all but one dwarf so fuck knows how consistent his rule-of-thumb is.
There's a chance, albeit a less-than-certain one, that whoever wishes "everyone who Thanos killed" back alive eventually will also indirectly revive Loki, Gamora, the Asgardians etc. too, so it may be a moot point by the time Phase 3 ends.
>>397652
That's sad. Pray 4 crazy boi /mtv/
>>397667
By the sound of the BWW thread it might be this Saturday he sees it.
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K-9 - Mon, 07 May 2018 13:29:22 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397676
...Wait shit what if the resolution revives EVERYONE Thanos has killed over the years?
What if multiple planets suddenly become overpopulated and prove him right?
What if Phase 4 is about the Annihilation Wave or the Cancerverse or some lovecraftian interdimensional overabundance of LIFE seeping in?! :cena:
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 07 May 2018 14:51:24 EST ID:l7Q+NscE No.397683 Report Quick Reply
>>397676
Yeah I’m seeing it on Saturday.
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K-9 - Mon, 07 May 2018 16:17:12 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397683
my condolences for spoiler-anon being a butt
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Isaac Dian - Mon, 07 May 2018 17:04:15 EST ID:KBfaSd45 No.397696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397693
I had already gotten all the spoilers from some cunt who posted a laundry list of them here solely for trolling (if the person who made that post is reading this, kindly die in a tire fire) but the movie was still epic even with the death scenes already ruined.
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Bruce Lee - Tue, 08 May 2018 00:59:25 EST ID:AbGdlWj0 No.397709 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397696
If you haven't seen a particular show/movie and there is a specific thread about it just hide the fucking thread until you've seen it and then unhide it. Its not hard.

I know spoilers sucks and people should tag their spoilers but in a dedicated thread about a movie you haven't seen it just makes sense to hide it until you've seen it if you don't want it spoiled at all.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 08 May 2018 01:39:56 EST ID:bzqQ2Fa1 No.397710 Report Quick Reply
>>397693
I haven’t really read them at all but I knew what needed to be tagged so I’m going in blind. Did get spoiled by The Force Awakens tagging stuff on here though.
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Elle Fanning - Tue, 08 May 2018 08:11:21 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397715 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397710
Hooray!
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
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Happy Time Harry - Wed, 09 May 2018 11:25:25 EST ID:FcWcxJ2O No.397760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397710
Well let us know her once You see it man
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Spongebob Squarepants - Thu, 10 May 2018 15:44:48 EST ID:G+6GD3WI No.397810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397179


> Avengers: Infinity Wars was No. 1 this week with $114,774,810 in U.S. revenue. After two weeks, the movie is at $453,107,350 in the U.S. and worldwide it was at $1,187,710,610. It took 11 days of release to hit one billion, the fastest movie in history ever to get to that figure.
> 1$ BILLION $187MILLION 710$ thousamd and 610$


Untouchable
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Wendell T. Stamps - Thu, 10 May 2018 22:20:55 EST ID:G+6GD3WI No.397833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397179

The reason Peter Parker is the only one to comment about feeling anything when Thanos snuffed out half the life in the universe is because he WAS the only one that felt anything. His spider sense kicked into near seizure levels of fear, sickness, and dread. He knew what was coming long before everyone else did.

Groot will not come back. Just like our original Groot that died in the fight against Ronan The Accuser, this Groot will have a son. Third generation Groot will be born from Thor's Stormbreaker ax handle.
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Eric Idle - Thu, 10 May 2018 22:50:20 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.397835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397833
Axhandle thing I agree with. Also I wouldn't be surprised if the new sapling has new powers imbued by being united with the ax head for so long.
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Eric Idle - Thu, 10 May 2018 23:17:49 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.397837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397835
Thinking more now this also makes sense from a sales/corporate standpoint because groot is very popular and is honestly pretty underpowered compared to most other teams OP char (groot is the guardians OP char), so it makes sense to pump him up a little more. Make him able to compete with some of the other teams heavy hitters like Hulk or Iron man. I'm not saying give him thor style lightning blasts, but something sensible like bio-electric flower bugs or something so he can taze people now instead of just having physical attacks. It would open up options to him like short circuiting things etc.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 13 May 2018 02:05:38 EST ID:W6e8Eu+J No.397971 Report Quick Reply
I’m back from theater. Thought it was really good and I liked the interactions especially the stuff wirh Thor, Groot and Rocket. Looks like Captain Marvel gonna play a big role in the next Avengers film too.

Like Thanos is probably my favorite MCU villain now other than Killmonger and he actually was built as a credible threat unlike all the other villains before. Then again he’s got the infinity stones so he can change space and time and all that shit.
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Punch Sideiron - Sun, 13 May 2018 05:53:32 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.397984 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Where did Thanos's sidekicks come from? Did they get backstory in an other movie or did they pop up just for this movie. I'd like to know more about Squidward.
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Abu Nazir - Sun, 13 May 2018 06:19:56 EST ID:AB/mcbLa No.397986 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397984
They were first debuted in Thor Ragnorak I think, but were definitely debuted in another film with him before this, if not that one. There’s a lot of backstory to Thanos’ crew if I’m not mistaken.


Anybody?
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Annyong - Sun, 13 May 2018 06:55:57 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397833
>>397835
>>397837
I_don't_think_so_Tim.jpg. Axhandle won't do shit. It was already charred, dead wood; an autonomous object. Plus he's not simply "dead"; his being was fundamentally wiped from existence. I don't think even god-hammer magic can undo that shit. The handle scene existed to give Groot something to do that'd justify his being in the movie at all.
>>397971
>Looks like Captain Marvel gonna play a big role in the next Avengers film too.
See >>397543. She's fuckin' great. Also as a character she's a lot like Thor so that's a nice bonus.
>he actually was built as a credible threat unlike all the other villains before. Then again he’s got the infinity stones
He didn't when he BTFO Hulk. IIRC the one he had didn't flash once during that; it was all him.
Thing about Thanos is, he's formidable AF without the gems. Technically he's an especially strong, especially smart, especially soulful member of Thor's race. It's what makes him the only guy in the universe with the aptitude, competence & willpower to not only find but wield all Six in unison. Shit when he went looking for the things in the comics (albeit with a less "noble" motive) he used just his wits & guile to set himself a challenge.
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Annyong - Sun, 13 May 2018 07:18:09 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.397998 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397984
>>397986
There's no backstory to Thanos' sidekicks. This was their first appearance. GotG introduced some business-acquaintances with their own agenda as its main villains, but the the only "crew" previously established were Gamora, Nebula & some vizier guy whom everyone thought'd be a big deal 'cuz he looked like Scarlet Witch's arch-demon arch-nemesis but they killed him off like a Red Shirt lel.
The group (they've got a special name... The Black Church or something?) were actually only created ~5 years ago, for some big "Thanos invades Earth" event that only existed to set-up another bigger event. IIRC the girl & the goblin are married, and unlike the ogre & the wizard survived all the way to said bigger event. Just realized they survive longer in the movie too, huh. I guess it was from necessity; you've got to set up pawns to make fighting the boss a bigger deal and the only sidekicks I can remember him having in the classic comics were a pair of hulk-lookin' twins whom the creator quickly realized were lame & got rid of.
Thanos' sharp angular armor in the movie is also a recent innovation from this decade. But whenever he takes it off for casual conversation/combat, his vest is the exact colors & pattern of his classic armor. Not important, but interesting. All the autistic nerd in me needs now is for him to lose the eyes. Too human. Gimme the eerie starlit pinpricks.
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genophyte - Sun, 13 May 2018 07:57:50 EST ID:UO2xAdSc No.398000 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397998
the black order is the name.

that whole everything was a hot mess in the comics.
namor was butthurt with black panthers sister for blowing up atlantis.
something something incursions .
world destroying weapons just hanging out in wakanda along with an infinity gem.
inhumans and mutants being emo at eachother.
thanos's son named.........thane who turned out to be entirely forgettable
Illuminati sucking at their job
proxima midnight being thicc
thanos wanting the stones again

honestly the best part of it was the amount of salt that came from whales(big money spenders in gatcha games) in marvel avengers alliance on facebook and in the forums since they nerfed the everloving fuck out of him to the point that he was useless after a month.
https://youtu.be/5r1S3x5KKrw
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Annyong - Sun, 13 May 2018 08:44:44 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398000
>thanos's son named.........thane who turned out to be entirely forgettable
Thane's Oedipus as fuck, he's a'okay in my book.
stallioned by your own son... damn.
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genophyte - Sun, 13 May 2018 10:43:41 EST ID:UO2xAdSc No.398008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398003

it just occurred to me when it comes to death in the comics , death's sibling is eternity and the abstract of those two is oblivion. iirc where oblivion stayed was i think called over space and pym particles could get you there via microverse
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Annyong - Sun, 13 May 2018 11:19:07 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398008
>the abstract of those two is oblivion
What do you mean by this? Death & Eternity are both abstracts in the first place.
Oblivion is another, lesser known abstract. His "sibling" abstract is Infinity. Whereas Death & Eternity embody the opposite extremes of time, Oblivion & Infinity embody the opposite extremes of space.

There's a lot more in your post I wanna dissect but as pertains to just the movies: All four are already canon to the MCU (albeit with a renamed Oblivion). Pic related was in GotG. And if they're gonna show... yeah, it'll most likely be via the Ant-Man movie. Will write a follow-up.
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genophyte - Sun, 13 May 2018 12:23:55 EST ID:UO2xAdSc No.398018 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398010
i jumped the gun on posting without proof reading or even finishing, trying to get a hang of a new windows 2 in 1 tablet .

was also reminded of the ridiculous avengers celestial quest with thanos and death's child rot
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Avengers-Celestial-Quest/Issue-8?id=76814#5

i brought up oblivion (mcu version entropy) and death since in the comic version its much more convoluted , and the MCU they have streamlined a lot of cosmic because Disney/marvel mcu still doesnt have rights to many characters that are mainstays like galactus ,phoenix force.



http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Overspace

overspace as far as antman and the microverse as well as a possible quasar in gotg vol3 could be a pretty cool way to introduce the abstract entities Eternity, Infinity, Oblivion(entropy), Death.




also my memory was off with oblivion..i just always thought he looked way cooler than his actual character
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Oblivion_(Earth-616)
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Annyong - Sun, 13 May 2018 12:32:57 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398008
>where oblivion stayed was i think called over space
AFAIK "Overspace" is one of many names used to refer to the general cosmic abstract water-cooler. Technically Oblivion is the one entity who doesn't hang out there, since it's existence and he doesn't much like existence. Oblivion's "place" if you can even call it that is the endless nothingness outside of reality. Might be why they've traded him for Entropy, which is much more specific, conceivable and dependent on stuff existing.
All of which is kinda irrelevant, because Oblivion/Entropy/whichever doesn't factor into the Gauntlet story. It's all about Eternity vs Death. His opposite Infinity isn't part of it either (despite the name), but that's where things get interesting regarding the movies. In the comics, Infinity DOES have their own personal "place". An dimension of pure solid uniform energy, big as normal reality but just slightly out of sync with it. Which brings us to:
>and pym particles could get you there via microverse
Kind of? Technically there's an Overspace "above" the material universe and an Underspace "below" it. You get to one by growing large enough to break through the dimensional barrier & the other by shrinking small enough to. Thing is - and this isn't unique to Marvel, vidya & cartoons have done it too - the universe is a wheel. Go far enough down you blip back in on top. Go far enough up you start growing from the bottom.
So theoretically, yeah. Although I've only seen it happen via growing, shrinking down far enough with Pym Particles to the universe-below-the-universe could actually end you up in the Overspace with all the big boys. And here's the clincher; that abstract realm Infinity exists in that runs all up & down both ends of the universe? It's called "The Quantum-Zone". What does Hank Pym call the underspace/microverse/sequelbait dimension with all the weird Dr Strange imagery at the end of Ant-Man? "The Quantum Realm". And guess what's already confirmed to be a plot point in the first MCU movie after Infinity War.

tldr; there are 4 fundamental forces in Marvel, 2 of which are focal to the Infinity Gauntlet story and have already been namedropped in the MCU, the other 2 of which are linked to a place that exists in the MCU and will be explored in Ant-Man & Wasp. Some purple fuck's messing with their stuff, around the same time some do-gooders land on their doorstep. Shit go go down. Pun unintended, but unrepentant.

BTW I double-posted so that I could add another image but now realize no one image covers everything. If anyone wants a dump of all the wacky Cosmic Abstract stuff I've been ranting about just say. A N T S
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Annyong - Sun, 13 May 2018 12:59:54 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398018
>overspace as far as antman and the microverse could be a pretty cool way to introduce the abstract entities
Oh. Well I just wasted a lot of time.
jk I regret nothing
>Disney/marvel mcu still doesnt have rights to many characters that are mainstays like galactus ,phoenix force.
They bought out Fox tho. It's their's again. Has some sort of legal problem been in the news since then? The only character they haven't gotten back yet is Namor.
Regardless Galactus & the Phoenix are pretty tacked on anyway. As Marvel has the Big Four they don't have to change anything to accommodate their absence.
>also my memory was off with oblivion..i just always thought he looked way cooler than his actual character
don't talk shit pls, Oblivion is best cosmic boi

Marked out for the Quasar shoutout. If you only know him & Oblivion from that GotG arc I STRONGLY recommend you read the original Quasar run that it references. Up to issue 25, at least. That was the climax. It was running a bigger Infinity Gauntlet parallel to Infinity Gauntlet just under the radar.
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Father Ted Crilly - Sun, 13 May 2018 13:12:22 EST ID:OTp6qCRY No.398024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397998

Are you sure they weren’t featured in a previous MCU film even a little, or ever mentioned before in comics besides the past five years? I have a buddy who was pretty familiar with them, possibly from the comics but IMO they seem a bit more established than that, and someone in the thread here said they were in another MCU movie to lead up to the opening scene for Infinity War.
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genophyte - Sun, 13 May 2018 13:55:18 EST ID:UO2xAdSc No.398027 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398023
hah hit refresh and felt bad ,but you made the best of with my original halfpost.


> Has some sort of legal problem been in the news since then?

no not yet , but i'm sort of doubting namor will get anything in a long while , he's kind of a difficult character to put on film without a full backstory as to why he's a douchebag 80% of the time

>Oblivion is best cosmic boi
have to go with inbetweener




quasar ,rom,Captain Marvel are on the to read list .

quasar i lost track of years ago along with many other magic and cosmic marvel titles .

tbh i just want an adam warlock movie with pip the troll and moondragon doing whatever they always did
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George Taylor - Sun, 13 May 2018 14:01:31 EST ID:fEqoEF2h No.398029 Ignore Report Quick Reply
IDK this guy but I came across this video on youtube and have been listening.

It's 2 and half hours long so I've been listening in pieces, but dude is explaining the comic version of the Infinity Gauntlet and shows the comic scans as well.

Just posting incase someone else isn't familiar with the comic end.

https://youtu.be/vxw00NkUugo
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Annyong - Sun, 13 May 2018 15:08:39 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398031 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398024
None that I've seen m8. First news that the'd be in it at all came from cam-phone leaks when they were filming the Scotland & NY scenes. It was so outta nowhere that I thought it was bullshit at first.
Thanos' ship shows up in the Thor Ragnarok post-credit scene, but it doesn't show who's on it. Closest thing to any of them I can think of is the vizier dude from Avengers 1 who got his neck snapped in his very next appearance.
>I have a buddy who was pretty familiar with them, possibly from the comics but IMO they seem a bit more established than that
They fit a LOT of comic into that one event.

>>398027
>have to go with inbetweener
Okay yeah I can take the L there.
>Captain Marvel on the to read list
There's a compilation of just the Starlin SpaceJesus stuff to keep it simple. If you're after context for the current one phewwwwwww that's a little more complicated.
>quasar i lost track of years ago
He only ever got the one ongoing in the first half of the 90s. He lead the GotG's bigger badder beefier replacements The Annihilators for a bit but then GotG came back. Last I checked he'd just kinda retired and passed the mantle on.
>tbh i just want an adam warlock movie with pip the troll and moondragon doing whatever they always did
Dude MCU Adam Warlock's already fucked. Without Thanos or the Gems he just isn't Adam Warlock. Unless they rush him into Part 2 they won't be able to do him justice and "rushing him in" would likely look pretty shitty.
Plus they already cast Peter Dinklage so there goes the perfect Pip casting. And Drax's latest scenes drops further shade on Moondragon ever getting in.
That said it's all salvageable if a certain other character becomes Warlock.
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Annyong - Sun, 13 May 2018 15:10:13 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398029
Why not just read the comic?
Shit if you wanna know how it ends I could tell you that here in one sentence.
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Tommy Callahan - Mon, 14 May 2018 05:07:27 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.398050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398032
But what if they change how it ends in the movie and fag it up like how they removed Thanos's reason for snuffing out half of life. His romantic pursuit of Death. Would have been a perfect opportunity to introduce the higher gods of the marvel universe.
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Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn - Mon, 14 May 2018 07:49:26 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398050
>Would have been a perfect opportunity to introduce the higher gods
Not really? Worldbuilding works in the movies for the same reason it does in the comics; they can spread it the fuck out. Extravaganzas like Avengers, Civil War & this are only possible because 5-15 other movies have done all of the leg work explaining who these characters are, how these concepts work, what an Asgard is etc., allowing them the time & space to focus on cool shit.
We've not seen any abstracts yet. "Death" was namedropped, "Eternity" was namedropped, but as far as anyone knows they were just words. People expect Dormammu to be weird & incomprehensible since he exists in an entirely different universe, how the fuck does the normal matter-and-sequence universe have things like that? They'd have to be explained from the ground up. Infinity War worked because it was perfectly balanced wew dat irony, introducing a whole exposition plotline about metaphysics would topple the balance right over.
It'd also muddy a really well-done character arc for Thanos. "Fag it up" nothing, changes to source material are excusable if they're an improvement and Thanos' new reason is a lot more understandable, sympathetic & thus frankly scary. Like, FFS dude, have you read the comic? He didn't even PLAN to snuff out half of life. He did it on impulse after he'd had the Gauntlet for a while because he'd run out of ways to impress his waifu! I love his necrophilia too and will be really disappointed if they don't go there, but we've got another few movies for that. Maybe he discovers her with his newfound Cosmic Awareness and is immediately smitten. Maybe he's been doing it for her all along and is just lying. Maybe that's the true story behind Titan's fall. Captain Marvel spoilers, you heard it here first.

Also no shit they're gonna change it, the context's completely different. Here's that one sentence: The comic ends with Silver Surfer & Adam Warlock making Thanos realize he's not worthy of Death's love, undo everything he did & retire to a farm to rethink his worldview. There's no Surfer, no Warlock, and no deep-wrought pining for Mistress Death here. At best they can reshape the old material to fit the new setting like they already did with the "retire to a farm" part.
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Simon Bellamy - Mon, 14 May 2018 12:52:52 EST ID:SweJlip/ No.398063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I thought it was really good.
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Kim Cattrall - Tue, 15 May 2018 00:50:12 EST ID:DV62qPKo No.398089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398050
They could still introduce them in the sequel to Infinity War. I think they’re going to have a lot going on in the next movie since all the action sequences were done in the first part. Now, they have a lot of story ground to cover and everyone has gotten their shit in already. I think the only big action fight scene or scenes will be Hulk redeeming himself against Thanos and, maybe Iron Man/Captain America foolishly attempting one more attack. They’ll definitely have opportunities to introduce gods of the marvel universe with everyone being erased like they were.
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Robert Redford - Tue, 15 May 2018 02:12:11 EST ID:wgKs6dXp No.398091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398050
I can see why they might want to skip introducing those gods at all. The movies have had a fair amount (for blockbuster action movies) of subtle existential questioning type content. Like, the second Guardians movie had a big solipsistic payload about Boltzmann Brain type shit.

As soon as you have higher powers and with them an inscrutable level of existence beyond (as opposed to parallel to) our own, you kind of defer a lot of that stuff to the realm of "unknown/unrevealed" as opposed to being open questions which are left with the audience for them to actively think about.
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Humbert Humbert - Tue, 15 May 2018 10:49:30 EST ID:yRW70Qlh No.398100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So if Hulk gets stronger the more angry he gets it explains the curb stomp he got and his hiding out of fear, hes not angry about losing the fight, hes scared

Now that His latex wearing GF is an unperson and the only one to ever beat him clean was the same chucklefuck who killed her you all ready know Hulks coming back stronger to split some wigs
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George Lucas - Wed, 16 May 2018 07:25:59 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398089
>Now, they have a lot of story ground to cover
Yeah.
In Ant-Man & Wasp and Captain Marvel.
>>398091
>inscrutable level of existence beyond (as opposed to parallel to) our own
Dormammu's Dark Dimension, Ant-Man's Quantum Realm, etc.. They're "beyond", not "parallel". Parallel implies an alternate timeline to the same existence.
Y'know how the Phase 1 was all set on Earth, with slight dalliances into the cosmic? And Phase 2 built on that with an explicit cosmic movie? And how by Phase 3 cosmic's the norm and multiversal is the fresh new idea?
They're going with the gods, pham. It's unavoidable. They're the gatekeepers of the next evolution of the MCU. The Universe is the new Earth. Whatever's outside the Universe is the new whatever's outside Earth. The Abstract gods are the new Asgardian gods, sitting on the fence with a clear view of either yard.
They've made no secret that Dr Strange is intended to be the "new Iron Man" at the center of the setting going forward. i.e. the tour-guide for the multiverse and all its scary shit. Furthermore, Mordo looks set to be the new Loki. And why did Mordo turn? Because you don't fuck with Stones. There will be consequences. You'll get something's attention. So tell me; What do you think will happen now that's someone's abusing All Six?
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Monsenior Dildo - Wed, 16 May 2018 13:58:45 EST ID:R7mstYVa No.398148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So now Kevin Faggy wants to make a Mr's. Marvel movie based on a muslim whore Khamla Khan, SJW propoganda is comming, SJW must die!
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Monsenior Dildo - Wed, 16 May 2018 14:00:14 EST ID:R7mstYVa No.398149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tom Holland is a good Spider-Man, but SJW had ruined everything, the half of neggr cast were horrible and shitty.
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Norville Barnes - Wed, 16 May 2018 14:29:52 EST ID:x7Mc3Mwx No.398150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398148
>>398149
Very good, thank you. We were really hoping to capture an idiot's perspective on this.
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Flash Gordon - Wed, 16 May 2018 14:39:09 EST ID:SweJlip/ No.398152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398138
Didn't Star-Lord say he could see Eternity or Infinity or something when his dad made his eyes all crazy in GotG2?
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Monsenior Dildo - Wed, 16 May 2018 15:28:52 EST ID:R7mstYVa No.398154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398150
SJW are a piece of shit community same as LGBT and Feminists, you should burn them on fire and cut the throat of their supporters, the world would be better without those trash.
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George Lucas - Wed, 16 May 2018 15:41:14 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398152
And Kaecilius talked about "Death" extensively in Dr Strange. They're namedrops. Only they're regular words too so don't seem like namedrop. It's sneaky like that.
>>398100
Widow's fine and I don't remember Betty Ross wearing latex...
>>398148
Awww, sweet! Based Big Kev!
Kamala is CUTE!
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George Lucas - Wed, 16 May 2018 15:57:40 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398154
Hey, y'wanna know how to offend people?
Don't make it flagrantly blatantly obvious that you're solely trying to offend people.
It's see-through and it's farcical. I half-believed you were actually some poor misguided retard before. Now you've destroyed your own illusion & let everyone know you're not to be taken seriously.

Well done.
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Monsenior Dildo - Wed, 16 May 2018 18:35:59 EST ID:R7mstYVa No.398159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398156
>Feminists
The ugly as fuck community of woman that getting butthurt because nobody wants to fuck them(or don't find them attractive).

>LGBT
Take all junk and trash in one place and you will get this, a retarted people that tell you that it's not normal to be normal anymore.

>LGBT
A people with criminal past had illegally emigrated to your country, not only they're stealing your economy, money and jobs, but also telling you to know your place...lol

Yeah, and yet I'm the retarded one here, lol
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Monsenior Dildo - Wed, 16 May 2018 18:39:45 EST ID:R7mstYVa No.398160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398159
Tge last one I meant >SJW
Those are the criminals
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George Lucas - Wed, 16 May 2018 18:40:39 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398161 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398159
No, I was saying I thought you might be retarded up until you outed yourself as simply desperate for attention.
That you're still trying after outing yourself (without changing a damn thing about the act, at that) might make you retarded after all, however. Albeit a different flavor of retarded.
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George Lucas - Wed, 16 May 2018 18:46:11 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398160
So now you're pretending to not know what an SJW is either...?
I take it back, this is actually getting weirdly KINO. Carry on.
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Xenia Seeberg - Wed, 16 May 2018 18:50:08 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.398163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398156
I sincerely hope they make a legitimately good movie and it's attacked by Muslims who are angry about a muslim girl being shown as strong and with her hair flowing. She will most likely do some iron man shit and blow up the taliban and stop the "extremist" muslims and I hope, I fucking hope, muslims chimp out over it and get in the news cycle for a month straight.
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George Lucas - Wed, 16 May 2018 19:10:05 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398163
Resulting in MORE MS MARVEL MOVIES
WWWWWONDERFUL

In all seriousness it'll take Cap'n being well-established to even entertain the idea of a superfan. Which seeing as her 1st movie's set before Kamala'd be born and her Avengers appearance is probably gonna be off-Earth will take a fookin' while. Not long enough for "extremists" to have gone away sure but the Middle East is in a bit of a progressiveness dick-measuring contest right now that stands to make the situation a lot better in 5-10 years time. IIRC Saudi Arabia' already revising their rules about this kinda shit after the WWE fiasco made them look bad.
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Princess Tinyfeet - Wed, 16 May 2018 21:36:02 EST ID:J0kojBiA No.398170 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398163
>She will most likely do some iron man shit and blow up the taliban and stop the "extremist" muslims and I hope, I fucking hope, muslims chimp out over it
Both times Iron Man fought Muslim terrorists it turned out it was corporate-whitey funding them all along.

So in all likelihood it's gonna be the pepes and chuds having a chimp over it.
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Quinn Mallory - Wed, 16 May 2018 22:33:11 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.398171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398170
Either way I'm happy. I do not care where my tears supply comes from as long as they flow I am satisfied.
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Monsenior Dildo - Thu, 17 May 2018 02:02:32 EST ID:R7mstYVa No.398175 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398161
You're just a one of those SJW/LGBT gay emigrant, go heal yourself till it's not to late.
The life is short, at least try to live like a human being.
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Monsenior Dildo - Thu, 17 May 2018 02:06:28 EST ID:R7mstYVa No.398176 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398163
Or it's going to end up being a shitty propoganda of islam.
This is what had ruined Marvel comics, and is what going to ruin the movie devision.
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Bold Bigflank - Thu, 17 May 2018 02:13:41 EST ID:vx99qAYk No.398178 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398175
I'm having trouble reconciling your homophobia with your rampant faggotry.
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Madmartigan - Thu, 17 May 2018 05:27:12 EST ID:ZHLffzI6 No.398179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398175
Report this guys posts and move on people


Dude is either a troll or some faggot muslim with poor english.
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Powdered Toast Man - Thu, 17 May 2018 05:41:45 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398175
See, that sounds halfway believable. All you had to do was put in a little bit of effort. Well done! For real this time!
You're the same guy from before who got mod-bombed aintcha?
>>398170
P L S
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Mugen - Thu, 17 May 2018 06:22:32 EST ID:R7mstYVa No.398184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398178
You're saying homophobia like it's a bad thing, being an homo is a cancer.
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Mugen - Thu, 17 May 2018 06:24:46 EST ID:R7mstYVa No.398185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398180
Thank's bro, I really apreciate your opinion.
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Powdered Toast Man - Thu, 17 May 2018 07:07:09 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398185
You're learning.
I'm so proud.
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Madmartigan - Thu, 17 May 2018 19:13:56 EST ID:ZHLffzI6 No.398212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is what happens when people feed trolls instead of reporting them
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Lori Quaid - Thu, 17 May 2018 19:27:28 EST ID:niNe34jp No.398213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398212
And he's bitching on /420/ as well, what a fucking goober
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James Bond - Thu, 17 May 2018 19:36:20 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.398214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nothing wrong with gays or blacks. def something wrong with our sweaty asses sitting on 420chan every day. just sayin'

Stop hating others and learn to hate yourself losers.
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Powdered Toast Man - Thu, 17 May 2018 19:38:00 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398212
Yet you're the one bringing him up 12 hours later because... you've go nothing on-topic to say instead?
Shitposters are asleep; post KAMALA
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YourFriendlyNeighborhoodVPN-UsingPublicWifi-StealingMcStarbucks Extraordinaire - Thu, 17 May 2018 20:37:02 EST ID:ZHLffzI6 No.398218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398215
You act like replying 12 hours later matters when on the internet dude

Maybe if it was YEARS old but within the same 24 hours get fucked.

I didnt bring any specific shitposter up either

There are several now onboard his troll brigade

I brought up the fact nobody is reporting and instead decided to feed the trolls.

I dont check timestamps of posts in a board I check daily. No need to.
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John Redcorn - Thu, 17 May 2018 20:40:24 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398219 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398218
What was your favorite part of Infinity War good sir?
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Roy Neary - Thu, 17 May 2018 22:19:12 EST ID:fEqoEF2h No.398221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398219
when you find out Thanos really loves Gimora
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YourFriendlyNeighborhoodVPN-Using PublicWIFI-Stealing McStarbucks Extraordinaire - Fri, 18 May 2018 13:47:07 EST ID:ZHLffzI6 No.398239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398219
Spidey disobeying orders and being outside a spaceship as well as using the IronSpider’s legs to counter airlock breaches in space.
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Roy Neary - Fri, 18 May 2018 17:35:53 EST ID:fEqoEF2h No.398245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398239
Spidey don't give a fuck about yo rules, neeka!
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Buzz Lightyear - Fri, 18 May 2018 18:26:29 EST ID:tjBD5yGS No.398246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Spidey was the weak link. Lamest part of the movie and his deal with Stark didn't quite salvage it
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YourFriendlyNeighborhoodVPN-Using PublicWIFI-Stealing McStarbucks Extraordinaire - Fri, 18 May 2018 21:23:40 EST ID:ZHLffzI6 No.398250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398246
> spidey
> the weak link of the movie

came up with the plan to eliminate one of the main villains AND served Thanos with the help of Strange. Also managed to be one of the game changers in almost every fight scene he was featured in. Spidey’s OP.


Change my mind.
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T'Pol - Fri, 18 May 2018 22:19:18 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.398252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398250
Glad Parker being a genius has been properly shown on film for once. His level of smarts in the comics is almost a super power itself. That's what makes him OP. His Dad was a super scientist so it's not a real power, but still, Parker could have easily been a low level Stark type hero on his own even without the spider bite.
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Wayne "The Brain" McClain - Fri, 18 May 2018 22:44:08 EST ID:tjBD5yGS No.398254 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398250
Yeah i mean he's strong sure but he's a fag is what i mean rly. Bug Chaser Man is what he should be called.
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Genophyte - Sat, 19 May 2018 03:08:30 EST ID:ri96qASQ No.398260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398254
The actor or the character Peter Parker?

I don't think it matters at all if an actor is gay as long as they do the role as best they can within the context of the part.

If you didn't know there have been LGBT actors/ actresses ,Broadway, thespians ,musicians, writers, directors since like forever... I got some bad news for you

Plus bug chaser means those that have unprotected sex with HIV knowingly for the thrill
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Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Sat, 19 May 2018 08:56:23 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398221
:(
>>398239
Parker Luck landing Spidey in Cosmic Thanos bullshit is a time-honored tradition & always entertaining.
>>398250
Easy: he failed.
TBF I saw an analysis on this last week; the movie's all abuot everyone doing the right thing, at the right time, for the right reason, and none of it mattering. The moral laws of the MCU stopped working. Thanos' superpower is "Fuck You I'm Thanos". Even Star Lord. Not sure if it was here or another site entirely but his "chimp out like a manchild" act is what saved the day in his two movies. Why wouldn't it here? And that only happened in the first place because he did the RIGHT thing earlier in pulling the trigger on Gamora and it didn't matter. Fuck You I'm Thanos.
>>398260
I'm like 90% sure he just really doesn't like spiders.
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George Carlin - Sat, 19 May 2018 10:02:07 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.398267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398265
>I'm like 90% sure he just really doesn't like spiders

DING DING DING!
I got bit my a spider last year and my hand had like 1/3 of a baseball sticking up out of it. I felt betrayed and pissed because up to that point I had no beef with spiders. They serve a purpose and unless they get in my house I leave em be. I especially like those spiders that weave a little zig zag in their webs. I see them in the garden all the time. But yeah, fuck spiders. Never sticking my hand in a bush again for some bitch ass opportunistic motherfucker to take advantage of my easy going nature and naivete.
And yeah, I didn't get any fuckin powers so fuck Spider Man, bitch ass nigga don't deserve the powers as much as I do.
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genophyte - Sat, 19 May 2018 12:46:00 EST ID:UO2xAdSc No.398272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398267
>>398265
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Michonne - Sat, 19 May 2018 20:50:26 EST ID:QGZdD7/T No.398287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398265
>the movie's all about everyone doing the right thing, at the right time, for the right reason
>"I'm gonna risk half the fucking universe because I don't want to feel bad"
LOLNO
Vision wanted Scarlet Witch to destroy the Mind Stone, she didn't want to because she didn't want to lose him. Tony wanted Strange to destroy the Time Stone, Strange didn't because he thought it was perfectly safe within his hands. Starlord is the only person who made the right choice, IMO, the others were completely selfish.
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Daenerys Targaryen - Sat, 19 May 2018 21:13:58 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.398290 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398287
W-wut
Strange knew every possible outcome and knew exactly what he had to do to play his part, and all he could do was hope that everyone else played theirs. They did, because he says at the end "This was the only way Tony...". He knew this was the only possible path to stopping Thanos. Everything is going according to plan.
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YourFriendlyNeighborhoodVPN-Using PublicWIFI-Stealing McStarbucks Extraordinaire - Sat, 19 May 2018 21:54:59 EST ID:ZHLffzI6 No.398291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398290
Holy fuck
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Mark Lilly - Sun, 20 May 2018 06:52:37 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398297 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398287
>>398290
>>398291
>"This was the only way"
>Strange gave Thanos the Time Stone
>Thanos needed the Time Stone to save the Mind Stone
>the only way to defeat Thanos is to ensure he puts the Mind Stone in his glove
>one that's only possible because Wanda & the Avengers did the right thing in trying to save Vision instead of immediately destroy him
>"Your mind is made up of a complex construct of overlays. Jarvis, Ultron, Tony, me, the stone. All of them mixed together. All of them learning from one another."
B A S E D F U C K I N G S T R A N G E
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Emmett Brown - Sun, 20 May 2018 08:52:59 EST ID:Zh/sUEXx No.398300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398297

Where is that wemb from?
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Mark Lilly - Sun, 20 May 2018 09:32:54 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398300
Oney Plays. Showed up in my recommended.
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Michonne - Sun, 20 May 2018 11:22:43 EST ID:QGZdD7/T No.398304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398290
>>398297
That's not the part I'm talking about, I mean when Tony and Strange first met, 15 minutes into the movie, looooooong before Strange looked into the future. Tony told Strange "if Thanos wants it, let's just destroy it now" and Strange was like "lol nah I kinda like it, I'll keep it safe." Did I imagine that exchange?
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Daenerys Targaryen - Sun, 20 May 2018 17:06:01 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.398312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398304
Oh yea. He did do that. Call it wizards intuition I guess. Or arrogance. Whatever. Either way works for the character and makes sense contextually. His character would of course think he could beat some random guy he's never heard of who's just a corporeal being...he's faced Dormamu and won. And Dormamu was like a god pretty much.
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Arnold - Mon, 21 May 2018 08:10:27 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398304
What the other guy said. Strange's OP. He was holding his own 1v1 against a Thanos with 4 gems. He outwitted a mystic entity far beyond Thanos' weight class. Why the fuck would/should he destroy one of the 6 cornerstones of reality (that he's specifically been tasked with protecting) over this egocentric raisin?
It only becomes clear that Thanos' more of a threat than that once Strange analyzes the timeline possibilities. And the wisdom he gleaned from that was "the only way to beat him is to give it to him". Which refers you back to the prior posts.
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Tony Montana - Mon, 21 May 2018 19:24:58 EST ID:QGZdD7/T No.398359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398335
Good points, although how safe is the stone in Thanos's hands? Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with anything he did post-look (my bet is that Tony is integral to fixing things and he had to give up the stone to keep him alive). He was still a pompous dick before then. But I digress - you've convinced me. I have to wonder why that wasn't in the script, though (or if it was, I just don't remember it, don't trust my memory lol). All you need is a single line saying exactly that: "I defeated an entity that's basically a god, I can take down a guy who can't handle his grapes."
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Pinhead - Tue, 22 May 2018 08:49:36 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398359
>how safe is the stone in Thanos's hands?
We'll find out next year. Although were I to hazard a guess, there's one MAJOR element of the source material that somehow hasn't come up ITT yet.
The big central theme to all of Thanos' plots is that he's the one who stops & undoes them. His recurring bids for perfect, foolproof omnipotence always work, but once he gets there it triggers some Freudian routine deep in his subconscious that causes him to self-sabotage. Because he hates himself and doesn't truly feel that deserve to win. Fun fact: his creator came up with him during a psychology lecture whilst 'Nam was going on.
Maybe they'll diverge into something less cerebral but if it's anything like the comics, the Stones're probably safest with Thanos.
>my bet is that Tony is integral to fixing things and he had to give up the stone to keep him alive
To clarify the above; it's never just that which saves the day. It's just one of a complex combination of factors going off in a domino-effect. This suggestion is another one that I expect to come into play. As is Vision still being conscious inside the Mind Stone.
>I have to wonder why that wasn't in the script, though (or if it was, I just don't remember it, don't trust my memory lol).
I don't think it was textually, by maybe sub-textually. Like the aloof tone he had when dismissing the idea. Or that I've-seen-some-shit mini-rant on the ship where he basically tells the others to KYS.
>"I can take down a guy who can't handle his grapes."
i laffed
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Carrie White - Thu, 24 May 2018 09:11:35 EST ID:/7B73e/q No.398438 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398371
> next Year
True, but for now, we do know Strange as stated is clearly set to replace Stark as they’re all lead through a now other wordly realm of comicbook tier lore. I dont expect the Captain Marvel movie to follow up until its final scene if not end credits scene considering its set decades prior. I’m going to rewatch infinity war all year though to re analyze with all this threads info considered because i knew none of this as i have not read the comicbooks.
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The Comedian - Thu, 24 May 2018 12:41:22 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398438
>I dont expect the Captain Marvel movie to follow up
I expect it to follow-up retroactively, whatever the term may be. Preface?
We only know what we've been told. That movie may tell us more. Like watching the Prequels after Empire Strikes Back.
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C-3PO - Fri, 25 May 2018 19:45:44 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.398501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just finished watching this and deadpool 2. Deadpool 2 should of waited on their release date tbh. More people would probably go see it if it came out in a few weeks instead of so close to infinity war.

Really loved the avengers movie. was so surprised at how much I liked it. Deadpool 2 was average. Something didn't feel right about it but that's okay. It wasn't bad or anything. I would watch the next one.
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Jackie Chan - Fri, 25 May 2018 19:48:39 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.398502 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398501
Deadpool was given negative reviews in prescreening and they reshot a bunch of shit like the little fellas they are. Suck the toes of the average retard, at the expense of the mature viewer. Makes me fucking sick.
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Cindy McPhearson - Fri, 25 May 2018 20:14:40 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398502
are you alright?
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Spagett - Fri, 25 May 2018 20:15:45 EST ID:4PYKAkjr No.398506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398502
The words are looking for are "Focus Group," and they are the bane of all art.
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Chewbacca - Fri, 25 May 2018 20:17:50 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.398508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398505
I am very upset that Deadpool 2 was dogshit.
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Alex Kingston - Fri, 25 May 2018 22:01:17 EST ID:FkWsHZKg No.398514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398502
What sort of things got reshot?
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Chewbacca - Fri, 25 May 2018 22:36:50 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.398517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398514
They don't, and typically do not, say. Likely some dope ass asesome as fuck gore scenes, or some really hilarious very top tier jokes. Probably shit that offended little diaper wearing babies who deserve to be put to work in literal death-mines.
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Splint Chesthair - Fri, 25 May 2018 23:23:54 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.398518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398517
well they deleted a post credit scene where deadpool goes back in time and strangles baby hitler to death. I can see why fox didnt want that in a movie with their name on it.
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Chewbacca - Sat, 26 May 2018 00:17:07 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.398521 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398518
Now see, I would have loved that. And I don't even hate hitler that much. I just love seeing babies get choked to death (for a gag) on the silver screen.
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Cindy McPhearson - Sat, 26 May 2018 06:23:20 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398508
Please elaborate. I'd just come back from seeing it and thought it was gr8.
>>398517
>Likely some dope ass awesome as fuck gore scenes, or some really hilarious very top tier jokes.
...You saw the movie right? 'Cuz it had that is spades.
>>398521
Literally a business thing. Freddie Got Fingered was notoriously risque and had to edit an "I'm okay, dad!" soundbit into the final scene because violently killing a child automatically ramps the rating up an extra level or something. I get that you're taking the piss but still; one post-credit gag isn't worth the hassle (especially considering how much better the ones they use are).
The only cut I'm aware of is a gag about Disney buying out Fox. Which Reynolds agrees was sorta lazily rushed in there, and which presumably would be done better justice in DP3 anyway.
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Elrond - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:45:55 EST ID:6Qq7ngyu No.398557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Deadpool 2 does a much better job with mutants are actually gay theme X2 gets praised for.

For gosh sakes, the villain is basically conversion therapy.
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Erik Lehnsherr - Mon, 28 May 2018 05:05:42 EST ID:R7mstYVa No.398598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398557
The SJW/LGBT propoganda was strong with that one, fuck it!
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Porco Rosso - Mon, 28 May 2018 05:57:40 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.398599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I thought the whole lesbian couple in Deadpool 2 was forced as fuck. Those characters didnt matter at all. I don't care about their relationship whether it's with a boy or a girl. We have no connection to them as an audience member.
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Miranda Otto - Mon, 28 May 2018 06:19:21 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.398600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398599
The only commentary I've heard on it is praise for how NOT forced it is.
Like you said, they didn't matter. They don't crowbar them into any important plot points or even exploit them for titillation. It's treated entirely matter-of-factly.
>We have no connection to them as an audience member.
We have a connection to NegaSonic. One that audiences who liked the first movie expect to be expounded upon. She wasn't focal to the story (like how she wasn't last time) so Fox threw together some filler for her fans. "The Illusion of Change" is a time-tested tradition passed down from Stan Lee himself.
Anyways, given the ending: They were probably taking a pointer from Marvel Studios and introducing the relationship here so that they can get that exposition out of the way and focus on them as characters in the eventual X-Force movie.
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genophyte - Mon, 28 May 2018 06:28:25 EST ID:UO2xAdSc No.398601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398599
http://comicbook.com/marvel/2018/05/25/deadpool-2-yukio-asian-girl-neon-hair-controversy/#4

its the moving goalposts that blow my mind ,
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Michael Scott - Mon, 28 May 2018 07:27:07 EST ID:n2AiG70G No.398604 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398601
lmfao asians get mad at the oddest things.
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Wilson - Mon, 28 May 2018 07:40:18 EST ID:u+SQmS1M No.398606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398601
Honestly never noticed it but they do have a point in that it's lazy and kinda gimmicky.

Nothing worth getting actually mad about though.
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Lump Beefbroth - Mon, 28 May 2018 07:52:42 EST ID:oa2mmJAW No.398608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398601
>it’s time for western media to drop the idea that asian girls need neon streaks of color in their hair to stand out.
has this man never seen anime
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genophyte - Mon, 28 May 2018 08:31:30 EST ID:UO2xAdSc No.398609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398604
>>398606
https://twitter.com/nerdyasians/status/998719715362000897

https://archive.li/1HgXp

its kinda been an ongoing thing for the last couple years with people ranting about the stripe in the hair, and im pretty sure you wont find much mention of it past 2014..and around 2016 it started ramping up but only really on twitter and the usual outrage clickbait journal sites and medium .

my favorite part of that whole twitter thing is theres like litterally one person mentioning the fact that power rangers was a re-edit and remix of a japanese super sentai, and somehow kill bill got brought into it.



im all for representation and diversity and jazz hands in film,comics,tv,etc...but its the reeee'ng all around that boggles my mind .
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Arnold - Mon, 28 May 2018 08:34:24 EST ID:Zh/sUEXx No.398610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398601

It's literally just five people out of an entire demographic getting upset over something so stupid. Moving on.

Not sure whether or not I want to see Deadpool 2 now, or wait to see it in a empty theater. I can't stand crowded theaters anymore.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 28 May 2018 12:05:59 EST ID:wiYSAA3V No.398612 Report Quick Reply
>>398601
Dumb shit though the Yukio in Deadpool is different than in Wolverine
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Samsara Siddhartha - Wed, 30 May 2018 07:46:18 EST ID:B78QahLw No.398681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398601
God this shit again? Here in Japan we need the color highlights in media because it shows the young kids that it's okay to be a non-traditionalist/conformist. Representation matters, the rebellious representation, not this fake outrage faggotry.
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Stephen Colbert - Fri, 01 Jun 2018 02:32:30 EST ID:/BIrGqGK No.398773 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397179
Went & saw this again in theaters, even knowing what’s coming I still got a laugh or emotion or genuine surprise by how well the cast and film conveyed everything between each other in certain scenes.
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Theo Faron - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 05:41:22 EST ID:Ddb6Eg7z No.398821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>398773
Why see it multiple time?
>Avengers: Infinity War DVD and Blu-ray release date is estimated for August 2018
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Turanga Leela - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 11:08:26 EST ID:H8wdw5bt No.398831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398821
She is so sexy.

That dvd is going to break records just like the theatrical release. Looking forward to getting the ultra 4k HDR version.
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Larry Clark - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 20:30:54 EST ID:ydXIdxg4 No.398842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398821
Because they can have my money and further the box office setting record

Also because I wanted to re analyze it with all the knowledge gained in this thread

Plus, i just wanted moar
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Rick Grimes - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 09:38:23 EST ID:7mlgURSt No.399051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't feel Thanos' relationship with Gamora. It still feels forced even with repeated viewings
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Reuben J. "Rooster" Cogburn - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 10:50:46 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.399058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>399051
By all means, expand. TBF it's meant to come across as something he represses so that it's a shocker to even her.
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Francis Grimes - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 13:27:53 EST ID:qMXyQXCM No.399068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I guess Gamora is a big part of this, how essential is viewing GoG2 for this?
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Eric Idle - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 14:15:44 EST ID:hOjdjruJ No.399071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399068
It's completely skippable
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Sweet Dee - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 00:38:08 EST ID:CQ0Zmpob No.399099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399051
It is kinda forced, even in universe, as in it's completely one sided. Thanos feels what he does, and no one reciprocates, but he's so far up his own ass with the whole universal balance via genocide thing that he can only see things from his own perspective
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Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 20:04:55 EST ID:59RMmzS+ No.399136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399099
I disagree entirely

His OPENING Scene he expresses empathy, and throughout his entire dialogue is explaining the other persons views, while explaining why he difffers. He is not unable to see others views besides his own, he just refuses to give in to them.
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Bill Hicks - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 20:11:49 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.399137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399136
The whole balance thing is fucking wrong. It's stupid and wrong. Thanos does not care about bringing balance to nadda. He wants to kill creation so that death will finally acknowledge him.

Other than that Idk the canon but this is my understanding of how it would work
>Death is a cosmic force and is needed to keep the universe going
>Thanos wants to destroy everything, making Death a redundency
>Finally, having free time now thanks to Thanos, Death will be able to spend time with him
>Except she won't, because shes disgusted by him, and wants nothing to do with him.
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Xena - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 21:08:41 EST ID:qMXyQXCM No.399139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399071
Oh cool
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John Crichton - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 22:28:00 EST ID:4PYKAkjr No.399143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399137
>Thanos does not care about bringing balance to nadda. He wants to kill creation so that death will finally acknowledge him.

I think you are confusing the comic books with the MCU. The MCU is different. No masks man...no masks!
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Fiona Gallagher - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 23:25:01 EST ID:CQ0Zmpob No.399145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399137
yeah dude that's not in the movies tho so
the MCU ain't the comics
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Andrea Thompson - Fri, 22 Jun 2018 08:47:16 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.399570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>399137
>>399143
>>399145
In all fairness to dat boi I think there's a good chance that indeed is the swerve they unveil next year. i.e. that the balance line is bullshit he just spouted to get some radicalized disciples & in truth he's always been chasin' dat skeletal poon.
It might even come up as soon as Captain Marvel, since that's the comic that introduced Death, delved into Titan, revealed Thanos' origins etc.
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Kate Spade - Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:28:39 EST ID:0t65mJ0Y No.399614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399570
Capt Marvel to save the universe from Thanos?
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Sala Baker - Sat, 23 Jun 2018 09:09:36 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.399617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>399614
That seems to be the impression they ended the movie on yes'm.
In the comics, the OG Cap'n Marv was Thanos' original rival. He was even given official "Protector of the Universe" status by a cosmic god, with trippy champion-of-life powers to counteract Thanos' role as the avatar-of-death. I don't think they'll go quite that weird, but at the very least I've long assumed/hoped that Jude Law's Captain Mar-Vell will be some sort of intergalactic lawman who was hunting after Thanos specifically.
If Carol took up his mantle & inherited his responsibilities, that'd explain why she was on speed-dial for this specific emergency. By the looks of it, "Operation: Marvel" is literally the anti-Thanos contingency plan to save the MCU. And the question of "why the fuck has Nick Fury even had a superhero on speed-dial this whole time and never let-on until now" would explain the, at-first kinda weird, decision to set the movie 20 years ago. It's literally a 'Secret Origins of..." special-edition one-shot comic. As a movie. The madmen.
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Peppermint Larry - Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:22:24 EST ID:4PYKAkjr No.399625 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399617
>It's literally a 'Secret Origins of..." special-edition one-shot comic. As a movie. The madmen.

The fan boys will lap it up, and that is the only reason it is being made. It can sell tickets and merch. They can shove a couple of these prequels at us while finishing up work on the kajillion polygons that make up the sequel to Infinity War.
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Spike Jones - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:10:20 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.399643 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>399625
I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say and would appreciate elaboration.
There are a multitude of reasons it, specifically, is being made, as opposed to any other piece of filler. It'll take pressure off of Infinity War II to spout Thanos exposition, it'll establish a strong female franchise-lead... TBPH serving as easy cheap fanboy-bait actually ranks pretty low on the list. Since it's a totally new unknown character with high-maintenance powers & confusing stories (who's widely disliked by the hardcore crowd, if anything).
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Katsuhiro Otomo - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:52:27 EST ID:4PYKAkjr No.399645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399643
What I am saying is that the only reason any of these movies get made is because they are known winners at the box office globally. Take *insert Marvel character here* and make a movie. Then just wait for the cash to roll in. Rinse, repeat. Capt Marvel just happens to be the one they landed on for that particular role. I doubt they thought much besides, "Who doesn't have a TV/Movie property yet?" Could have been Howard the fucking Duck for all they care. They just know that MARVEL = CASH. No higher purpose than that.
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David Banner - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:31:55 EST ID:Mj2y9br3 No.399647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399645
>I doubt they thought much besides, "Who doesn't have a TV/Movie property yet?"
Nope. The whole reason these movies have been doing so well, and are so good, is because they have put in a shit load of thought and planning. Look at the recent DC and Star Wars franchises to see what it looks like when the studios don't put any thought into their properties.
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Spike Jones - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:58:35 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.399648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>399645
>Capt Marvel just happens to be the one they landed on for that particular role.
Actually there's an arduous production history behind Capt Marvel specifically. Feige wanted it pretty badly only for his boss to tell him to fuck off when he originally proposed it. Which after some hoop-jumping & trade-offs & handshake-agreements to get approval culminated in Feige going full Machiavelli on his ass and maneuvering him out of power. Thus allowing him to make the movie he had faith in and dump the one he didn't.
So yeah, they're surprisingly picky. If-nothing-else, to your own point, because of marketing efficiency. You can't make a lucrative trilogy out of Howard The Duck. Not easily, at least. Maybe if you build to it with similar, simpler concepts for a few years first. Market research, audience testing, etc..
Mark my words, once they breach into the Marvel Multiverse they'll become a full-on studio with a release per month. Your hell hasn't even begun.
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Commander Louanne Katraine - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:46:04 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.399659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399648
I mean the dude was right. Captain Who? Is all I had to say when I heard about this movie. I'm a pretty decent Marvel fan too. I've read lots of the original xmen, and cap comics. I've never heard of Captain Marvel other than tangentially as "that Marvel hero who is basically Superman". Nobody cared. He was a B or C level (in popularity) hero. So yea this film is like...what? Who? Why? Get out of my office with this trash Parker! The people want Spiderman! Hell! We'll give them a sinister six movie! Get out of here with this captain murry shit!
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Spike Jones - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:23:13 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.399660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>399659
>I've read lots of the original xmen
Then you definitely have no excuse.
>So yea this film is like...what? Who? Why?
That same set of questions was asked for literally every MCU movie except Hulk, Spidey & arguably Cap. Now C-listers like Iron Man and literally whos like the Guardians are worth billions. Presumably the Jameson voice means you're being tongue-in-cheek, since he's always oblivious & ultimately wrong. Especially ironic is that he was Carol's boss in her first comic and gave her as much shit as he gave Pete.
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Spike Jones - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:54:34 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.399661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399659
>>399660
Tell y'hwat. Look at it like this. (nb)
In comic publishing terms, Marvel's IPs sorts into tiers:
  • There's the mainstream cream of the crop who've been able to support multiple series simultaneously for decades (some in completely different media) e.g. Spidey, Hulk, X-Men, FF
  • then there're the comics that've been in constant existence since the 1960s with 500+ issues by now e.g. Iron Man, Thor, Cap, Daredevil
  • then there're the inconsistently published comics that may go on long hiatus' but are still somewhat known names with 200+ combined issues e.g. Strange, Panther, Ghost Rider, Punisher
  • then there's the proper obscure shit that maybe had one strong cult-classic run with >100 e.g. Blade, Howard, Man-Thing, Power Pack
When random movie studios made Marvel movies, they'd pick fuckin' whatever. To varying levels of success. Because they didn't know or care about the source material. What Marvel Studios has been doing for the most part, Ant-Man was a weird case is shifting its focus down tier-by-tier from the top, thus elevating each slate to the topmost, mainstream, known-quantity levels. Which is creatively efficient, since those higher tiers have the most material to draw on for inspiration, and fiscally efficient, since they're easier to groundswell up to that top-tier pop-icon status.
Spidey's a made man. He doesn't need any help. The public's so familiar with him by this point that he started experiencing diminishing returns. So Marvel made Iron Man. And it turned out pretty durn well for them. Because Iron Man had 500+ comics' worth of stories to dive into for characterization, themes, social commentary, concepts & sheer limitless creativity covering 5 distinct decades. And if they kept making Iron Man movies non-stop for 30 years people'd tire of him too. So they've moving onto Dr Strange & the guys on that tier. It's product diversification, for the health of the brand. Why make Spider-Man 10 times when you can make 10 different heroes as popular as Spider-Man?
Captain Marvel is Marvel's one true legacy title. There've been like 6, all of whom are obscure n their own. As an interwoven metafranchise though, they're solidly Strange tier. With the added benefit of being a metafrahcise, with that much more variety & wiggle-room than anything else. It seriously might be the wackiest craziest toybox Marvel has. And Carol's the perfect figurehead, for a variety of reasons.
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Gunessa - Sun, 01 Jul 2018 02:12:00 EST ID:0t65mJ0Y No.399821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Will AW make 3 billion dollars after merchandising has been included in the sales?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DjGS4V77Uk
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Ronald "Mac" McDonald - Sun, 01 Jul 2018 02:49:48 EST ID:sh+F9mZ/ No.399823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
im gonna be honest, i don't want to read the rest of the thread.

The movie sucked. It had passable action and shit, but Thano's motivation was total horseshit. I'm hoping they expand and explain it in the next movie but they fucking won't because 1) they think his motives are somehow reasonable and just because why think about it for more than five minutes? and 2 )they're trying to make this somewhat 'grounded' so i don't expect an embodiment of death to show up. they're just gonna stick with it lol
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Scatterbrain Jane - Sun, 01 Jul 2018 11:19:59 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.399832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>399823
Thanos is colloquially known as "The Mad Titan", you realize. You sound like straight after playing Final Fantasy 6.
Although if your point is "why not just double the resources" that'd double population growth and thus double the problem. So his logic makes sense.
At any rate we don't actually know the full story about Titan's fall; just 2 sentences & an illusion all provided by him. We've got 3 movies for exposition yet. Chin up, lad.
>i don't expect an embodiment of death to show up.
I do TBH. One way or another.
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Scatterbrain Jane - Sun, 01 Jul 2018 11:31:50 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.399835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399832
*like me straight after playing Final Fantasy 6
Kefka's such a fucking let down I swear. Still don't get why he has any fans.
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Johnny Caspar - Sun, 01 Jul 2018 17:15:20 EST ID:6VdkN/JW No.399848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399661
Also Spidey is Marvel’s highest selling most popular success of their entire Brand, ever. You’re right that they should make these other characters on his level, but that is no easy task.
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Jimmy McNulty - Mon, 02 Jul 2018 01:38:02 EST ID:sh+F9mZ/ No.399858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399832
Doubling resources doesn't double population growth. There's an initial growth but once basic needs are exceeded and people are comfortable the trend shifts to a negative birthrate. In humans, anyway. Even if it were true I'm sure there are better, more creative solutions to the problem of scarcity. I'm just tired of seeing that mindset justified, especially compared to real life where there IS NO scarcity problem, but a matter of insanely unequal distribution and waste.

Honestly I'm glad they at least tried to make the villain interesting but it fell so flat to me that I was rolling my eyes the whole movie. I can enjoy dumb stuff like that if the movie doesn't take itself seriously, but it did.

But yeah you're right. Three (really?) more movies could turn it around and I've enjoyed a few of the movies for what they are. It's not like I'm out to take a big shit on the MCU. This one, other than a few scenes, just didn't work for me
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Madmartigan - Tue, 03 Jul 2018 08:46:48 EST ID:E1IYAD/C No.399906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399835
How is he a let down? He was batshit insane from the first time you meet him. Fucks everyone up and destroys the world. The MCs turn that shit around but still man. There aren't many villians in FF who come close to him. The Emperor in 2 did work...but people usually skip or give up on that one.

Maybe Neo Ex-Death in 5? But that was a parallel dimension so I don't really count him doing anything substantial in that game since he never really touches the main world. (Although you could say it is indeed the main world since Bartz comes from it...) Still. I have to give it to Kefka for doing the most damage without a time skip or anything like that. He just straight up wins.
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Robo-buddy J5 - Tue, 03 Jul 2018 10:41:23 EST ID:NIqwGHun No.399910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399835
It's because he becomes a mad god, not unlike thanos. To defeat him, you have to practically become a god yourself, but by then he's already dissected the world and absorbed all of the magic.

He's interesting because by the time the world's blown the fuck up and he becomes a god, he is.. bored. He tries to hold order, plays with the dying population with his deathrays. It's noted in the game that he would have actually killed your team from the start but he doesn't because he wanted a challenge, something to relinquish himself from his godhood and his eternal boredom. He knows nothing being a god, he knows only destruction, which was his true downfall.. something something farmworld thanos

His boss music really hits home, probably one of the best boss music that has ever been created, hands down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbXVNKtmWnc

Didn't mean to suck off kefka, but my nostalgia triggered me. His flaws made him one of the best VG villains.
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genophyte - Tue, 03 Jul 2018 11:51:53 EST ID:aUGoS3Z4 No.399912 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>399910
>MFW shadow never finds out about relm
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Slab Squatthrust - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 09:58:30 EST ID:/rlPO9pD No.399945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397179
Goku would fucking destroy this thanos (not capitalized because I don't respect him) clown. He'd fuck all of them up actually.
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Peggy Hill - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 14:30:09 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.399953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399945
Not with the infinity stones. Thanos can literally just make Goku never exist, fade away or turn him into a carrot for eternity. He can literally do anything.
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Dakota Fanning - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 14:33:49 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.399954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>399858
>Three (really?) more movies
Ant-Man and The Wasp and Captain Marvel will both be focal to the resolution of the Thanos story. Chances are that's been ad verbatim confirmed somewhere by the producers but I'm stating it based on pattern recognition & common sense. It's the strength of the system; you can parse the exposition out to avoid weighing down individual projects.
>>399906
Given his stellar reputation among fans I expected someone interesting.
Feats are fuckin' worthless. Anyone can be written to end the world. It's like praising Doomsday in BvS because, wow! Did you see that? He KILLED Superman! Great villain!
What matters is the why, the how, the connective tissue. Kefka fell flat to me. His personality was "dick", his motivation was AHM CUHRAYYYYZEE, and his grand victory was the result of being in the right place at the right time. And he wasn't even satisfying at any of those. Despite appearances he wasn't particularly witty or creative in his dickery, just boring. Despite his philosophy he decided to sit around doing absolute piss all instead of ending everything there & then. Despite "winning" he fucking lost. To a bunch of mortals he knew were a threat well in advance. After giving them a YEAR to heal up, regroup, and train with no intervention. TOPKEK did he "straight up win". Had anyone else "won", everyone'd die and the game would end. He wasn't a character. He wasn't even a caricature. He was a plot device with dialogue. Dialogue that wasn't even inspired or entertaining. [insert forgettable MCU villain here] in a Joker outfit. With no jokes. Yes, ironically enough the Marvelfag's big takeaway is "needed more quips".
>>399910
>It's noted in the game that he would have actually killed your team from the start but he doesn't because he wanted a challenge, something to relinquish himself from his godhood and his eternal boredom.
WELL AIN'T THAT SOME SHIT
I do not remember any such note whatsoever. Please, refresh my memory. I was actively on the lookout for character development before long and the closet I could find was that "why bother living if we just die anyway :*(" tween goth angst bollocks from the very end.
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Dakota Fanning - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 14:35:58 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.399955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399953
I can see why he's memeposting up a storm if it's that easy to get replies.
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Slab Squatthrust - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 16:48:04 EST ID:/rlPO9pD No.399960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399953
You literally have no idea what you're talking about, never reply to me again.
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Slab Squatthrust - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 16:50:59 EST ID:/rlPO9pD No.399961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397246
This guy gets it.
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Heisenberg - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 16:51:52 EST ID:QbZ+Huz4 No.399962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399953
>He can literally do anything.
Sounds like amazing storytelling.
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Nyota Uhura - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 20:56:23 EST ID:3+82DJ30 No.399978 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What this thread makes me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WqNVfH-zNw
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Commander John J Adams - Thu, 05 Jul 2018 04:48:20 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.399992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399960
sup
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Gizmo - Thu, 05 Jul 2018 06:03:24 EST ID:/rlPO9pD No.399994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>399992
Reported as spam, have a nice day.
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Bloodyface - Thu, 05 Jul 2018 11:42:03 EST ID:TN1b+INX No.400005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>399953
>>399945

First off

> dragonballs are greater than infinity stones.

Second

GOKU is the most powerful fighter across ALL Universes and Puny Thanos only the master of one

>Mind stone: Goku simply travells to whatever the fuck Universe MAGNETO is for that Professor X proof helmet that blocks mind reading or any sort of mind bending assaults because unlike Puny Thanos GOKU is aware and can travel to EVERY universe in the multiverse while Thanos is only best of MCU 1 universe total.



TimeStone: Goku would just instant transmission Thanos into the Hyperbolic timechamber and use a paralyzing technique via Ki to stop Thanos from moving or doing anything with the glove while he used his strength to remove stones one by one so fuck that shit

SpaceStone: Goku came out a fucking SELFMADEBLACKHOLE with UI and you think manipulation of Space or time can fuck him up?

POWERSTONE: again Goku most POWERFUL God tier fighter across ALL universes and Thanos only rules 1 of them. He’s outclassed and is only a close match due to an attachment/Glove. Cheap chance at best.

SOUL stone: Thanos takes Goku’s soul and triggers his full UltraInstinct mode, gets fucked in an imperceivable milisecond by God tier power and Thor a God was capable of killing him if only with a headshot, so, again, fucked.
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Bloodyface - Thu, 05 Jul 2018 11:47:57 EST ID:TN1b+INX No.400006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400005
Aw shit i forgot to mention Reality stone but hey like i said they’d all be null&void when it comes to Goku moving so quick and with enough force to kill Thanos before he could even use his hand at all anyways, mainly because fucking Thors hammer throw could have killed him and Goku is definitely strong enough to shatter Thanos’ skull if he needs to.
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John Locke - Thu, 05 Jul 2018 12:48:08 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.400011 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>399978
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Gizmo - Thu, 05 Jul 2018 18:32:32 EST ID:/rlPO9pD No.400018 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400005
Why are you calling me a dumbass we're saying the same thing. The only difference is you had a lot of nerd shit in your post, I just cut to the feeling because I'm a cool guy.
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Reef Blastbody - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 05:49:22 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.400027 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400018
>>400005
>>399994

Holy shit I didn't mean to offend you Dragonball fans so fucking bad. I have not cared about Dragonball since I was 19 and I barely care about these super hero movies. I was just thinking that Thanos literally snapped away half the universe so I feel like he could probably just make Goku not exist with the gaunlet.
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Eragon - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 06:32:12 EST ID:/rlPO9pD No.400028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400027
Reporting this as spam too.

You're wrong btw.
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Rommie - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 06:47:43 EST ID:V/xrGwta No.400030 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400028
Not only are you the one who is wrong, you're also a flaming fggot
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Eragon - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 06:49:05 EST ID:/rlPO9pD No.400031 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400030
Hmm....nope not true. Reported.
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David Greenwalt - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 07:01:01 EST ID:mc7shTp0 No.400032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400018
I only linked to your post as well because it showed the whole context of both sides to that debate for anyone who had just scrolled by, no worries
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Eragon - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 07:05:26 EST ID:/rlPO9pD No.400033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400032
Ah alright. We're cool.
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Eragon - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 07:06:27 EST ID:/rlPO9pD No.400034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400033
forgot my pic nb
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Rommie - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 07:13:47 EST ID:V/xrGwta No.400035 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400034
cringe
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Reef Blastbody - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 07:26:36 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.400036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
YOu can't just keep reporting people because you love Goku.
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Eragon - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 07:27:51 EST ID:/rlPO9pD No.400037 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400036
Oh yeah? Watch me.

(Ok you can't actually see me right now but I reported you)
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Ken Loach - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 22:08:27 EST ID:V1zTlH/n No.400053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400035
Reality, actually, Kid.
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Dr. Strangelove - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 02:10:06 EST ID:FWbusYGd No.400063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400027
You get written a detailed argument debasing every possible fragment of any points your side has going for it and thats your reply? 0/10 try again loser

Otherwise I accept your defeat. Thanos aint shit.


WHERE ALL YOU THANOS BOYZ AT! Please tell me there is a counter argument to this post. All these comicbook posters who knew their shit regarding him here in this very thread and nobody wants to make a counter argument to >>400005 ?

Also nice Quads w/ the 400005
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Orel Puppington - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 06:59:39 EST ID:V/xrGwta No.400070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400053
Maybe Goku could beat any Marvel character in a one on one battle, but Marvel characters know how to team up and combine their powers to achieve the impossible, even shutting down a beast like Goku.
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Darren Aronofsky - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 08:10:09 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.400071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400063
He can just will goku to not exist. That's all man. It's not hard to figure out. It's not Thanos that could beat him. It's the infinity gaunlet all together. It can literally just change time and space and make things not exist. Goku can't win if he doesn't exist. But in reality these are fictional characters and the hero would always win if it was a written story.

Inspecter Gadget could beat Thanos if it was written that way. None of this matters and you sound autistic.
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Roman Polanski - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 09:53:35 EST ID:2jfI225W No.400072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400071
Go go gadget-deus-ex-machina!
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Dominic Cobb - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 09:55:14 EST ID:cwXS21Ot No.400073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400071
>But in reality these are fictional characters and the hero would always win if it was a written story.

>Inspecter Gadget could beat Thanos if it was written that way. None of this matters and you sound autistic.

I lol'd hard
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Jee-woo Kim - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 10:46:42 EST ID:GzBJkYGQ No.400074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400071
>Inspecter Gadget could beat Thanos if it was written that way.

>Looks like we've got our work cut out for us this time, Brain.
>Ruh roh...
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Ken Loach - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 14:32:56 EST ID:V1zTlH/n No.400078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400071
> he could just will Goku to not exist
Yeah I sound autistic and You sound like you have no idea what you’re talking about dudette.
Do you even know what Happens when Thanos wills people out of existence?
They dont just stop existing, they are entrapped in the Soul stone.


Goku would just wish the glove off his fucking hands and into a different universe while Thanos got royally fucked in the ass by UI SSJSG goku.
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genophyte - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 17:52:17 EST ID:fst3Ra8b No.400082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400078
wut
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Joss Whedon - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 18:17:08 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.400083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400082
How can you not understand what he said? He said obviously, that SSJSLGBTQG Son-Goku would beat thanos with his superior User Interface. Goku can go KamaHamaRamaLamaDingDong, KamaSchwarmaStandBuyOneGetOneFreeSide, and then Thanos would just be fucked.
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Dr. Strangelove - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 19:32:18 EST ID:FWbusYGd No.400084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400083
Dont forget about the Dragonballs part where you can simply wish the glove off PunyThanos’ hand
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Dr. Strangelove - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 19:35:16 EST ID:FWbusYGd No.400085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400078
Also its SSJSSG UI son-Goku W/ Kaioken x200.

Then, and only then, would he royally fuck PunyThanos in the Ass.
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Matthew Weiner - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 23:50:52 EST ID:Mn19BObK No.400087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I havwnt seen infinity wars, but is dr strange in it? i like dr strange and would probably only watch it if hes in it.
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genophyte - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 01:41:42 EST ID:ri96qASQ No.400091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400084
Yea it's the dragon balls part....like are we talking an amalgam mcu/dragon ball universe or a marvel 616/dragon ball super universe .

Either way its darkseid vs thanos, superman vs goku territory..
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Jean-Luc Godard - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 02:06:11 EST ID:sh+F9mZ/ No.400093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400087
he's in it
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Andy Milonakis - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 03:04:39 EST ID:V1zTlH/n No.400095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400091
Goku’d rekk SuperMan too, no question

In any case Super reveals the multiverse and in that sense you could argue the MCU is now in the mix and now that this debate has erupted then it only makes sense to assume Goku could instant transmission to Thanos after using the dragonballs to wish the glove off his hand and into another of the 11+ universes, poof its over Thanos gets fucked.


I really want all the Thanos experts here to make an interesting argument out of all the possibilities really.
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genophyte - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 07:02:54 EST ID:fst3Ra8b No.400098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400095
616 thanos would pretty much demolish goku without the infinity gauntlet based on his abilities and willpower alone .plus since thanos is like over 1,000 years old he has the experience ,healing factor much greater than wolverine ,telepathy on par with professor x , psionic ability, telepathic immunity and is willing to kill without hesitation....oh and he's technically immortal and iirc he cant die due to being cursed by death

mcu thanos would still win because goku is at his core a battle hungry dumbass who isnt thousands of years old
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Lord Voldemort - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 08:40:27 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.400100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm gonna fuck you in the ass Thanos
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Thick McRunfast - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 16:11:20 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.400115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400095
Oh I consider this entire derailment a gargantuan waste of time and have been patiently waiting for y'all to get it out of your systems.
If that provides any perspective.
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Cindy McPhearson - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 02:25:44 EST ID:V1zTlH/n No.400148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400098
See, there we go.

Thank you.

Also, gotta agree on that last part, Goku is dumb enough to just let Thanos get the gauntlet on for the sake of a challenge, and is also less willing to kill, although given the potential consequences he’d probably be down. Man, with Death not even willing to take Thanos’ life you gott wonder where the fuck that battle would end up.


Also the post under yours made me lmfao
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Marco Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar Gabriel Garcia Marquez - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 05:29:22 EST ID:sh+F9mZ/ No.400153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>398599
it's a super minor thing yet here you are bitching about it.
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Dr. Gonzo - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 12:40:38 EST ID:rXeJPwFk No.400168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have no idea about any of these franchises but:

Who would win in a fight:
Thanos vs Cthulhu vs Emprah
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Dr. Beverly Crusher - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 22:54:59 EST ID:V1zTlH/n No.400181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400100
This post makes me laugh every time I look at it
Given the posts before it that lead to it, that post is just fucking hilarous to me
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Master Blaster - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 17:00:39 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.400212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400168
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Johnathan E - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 01:58:24 EST ID:ER840Wib No.400221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400212
Doesn't he want to die now? Not trying to stir some shit up, genuinely curious if there's any truth to that or if it's clickbait.
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Gizmo - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:20:45 EST ID:oa2mmJAW No.400225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400221
Doesn't matter if the scriptwriter doesn't want him to.
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Phil Dunphy - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:27:32 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.400226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400221
Haven't read into it, since it's clickbait. Last I checked his daughter has custody of him and was "abusing" him, resulting in a court case which she recently won. The verdict announcement is allegedly where the quote came from.
>>400225
topLEL
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Morgan Le Fey - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 08:38:10 EST ID:H8wdw5bt No.400228 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400221
hollywood dirtsheets lilke crazydaysandnights have been saying for months now (before any of this came out) that his ppl were stealing all his money. It is now in the news that he is suing his people because... they stole all his money!

IDK if he wants to die but if I were home and I was going broke despite Marvel making billions of dollars a year I'd probably want to die also.
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Ed Wood - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 15:29:52 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.400239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400228
Stan Lee is still a man, he still has pride. Even though he could probably become an E-beggar and get literally a couple million easy from his fans, he's got too much pride for that. He needs to meet a good lawyer, before it's too late for him to beat the rat bastards who are fucking with him.
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Ellen Barkin - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 21:40:41 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.400244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stan Lee could beat Goku
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Marty McFly - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 22:42:02 EST ID:Mn19BObK No.400245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400244

But Could Goku Beat Inspector Gadget?
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Arthur Jensen - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 23:19:53 EST ID:2cJqiCy4 No.400246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400239

Fuck Stan Lee, he fucked over Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, Bill Everett, John Romita, and tons of other people. He basically sat around while those guys did all the work, and then hes the one who took all the credit and got famous, while Jack and Steve got fucked out of everything and were broke their whole lives and had to struggle to make ends meet until the day each of them died. He's getting what hes had coming to him for a long time.
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Sylar - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 23:20:31 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.400247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400245
Gogo Gadget Sayan tail regrowing serum!
>bloink
Gogo Gadget tail grabbing extendable hand!
>Yangk!
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Carl Showalter - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 01:25:12 EST ID:NiCi+Bxd No.400250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400100
> mfw
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Laurie Juspeczyk - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 03:18:16 EST ID:sh+F9mZ/ No.400253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400246
preach
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Phil DeVille - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 16:49:53 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.400262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400246
Stan Lee was the one who gave Jack, Steve etc co-creator credits & public personas in the first place. They were draftsmen who'd been scrounging together work for hire for up to 20 years before the the Marvel Age hit, to fuck all fanfare & thanks. Jack was already an experienced artist when a spotty-faced Stan got his first internship, and was no better known or greater appreciated when they started work on Fantastic Four. Steve was a notorious recluse who resented the amount of attention working in conjunction with Stan got him in the long run. Romita literally owes his career to Stan giving him an opportunity and Everett, much as I love 'im, was an alcoholic who immediately pissed his own opportunity away.
He has an ego, fully admits that he has an ego, and genuinely believes that simply "coming up with the idea" gives him more creator-clout than whoever he hired to draw said idea on account of his gargantuan bleedin' ego. He was still infatuated enough by said hirees to emblazon their names on the front page, give them catchy nicknames, script stories where they showed up in person, drag them to recording studios for ad-libbed record routines, and fuck up early TV deals by insisting they be credited/consulted too when the producers only wanted Stan. Because he was the charismatic hyperactive demagogue that made comics cool with his constant bluster and dynamic vernacular and editorial instincts. Who gives a fuck about some cartoonist? Stan DA MAN Lee did, ya cunt. You only even know enough about them to bitch about them because of what Stan did to make the reading public aware of them.
Also I do believe you're pulling that last bit entirely out of your ass. Unless you have a severely sheltered concept of "broke". FFS Ditko TURNED DOWN Spider-Man movie royalty money, because he was the kind of kind of jilted misanthropic weirdo you'd never have fuckin' never heard of were he collaborating with Bob Kane.
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Luna Lovegood - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 07:05:42 EST ID:FWbusYGd No.400281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397179
digital release/dvd/bluray comes out July31st end of this month. 19.99$ for digital copy pre-ordered straight to muh phone.
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Claudia Christian - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 23:39:33 EST ID:fQveMt+O No.400564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400281
I cant fucking wait that long dammit
July 31st is so far away
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Jerry Seinfeld - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 01:54:07 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.400566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400100
This guy makes me so mad! He posts his opinion in the Westworld thread. What a jerk.
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Al Pacino - Fri, 27 Jul 2018 19:40:23 EST ID:bnzP6L8A No.400893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> 4 days from now.
Wish i had a timestone rn tbh
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Sybil Danning - Fri, 27 Jul 2018 22:42:25 EST ID:tF5B/zE2 No.400901 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400893
Just freeze yourself and have your pal Butters thaw you out
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Emmett Brown - Fri, 27 Jul 2018 23:42:01 EST ID:fEqoEF2h No.400904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400281
dvd don't come out till august 14
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Teyla Emmagan - Sat, 28 Jul 2018 06:12:04 EST ID:bnzP6L8A No.400914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400904
Got that digital pre order straight to my phone.
Gonna turn this shit on anywhere anytime ftw
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Natashe Henstridge - Sat, 28 Jul 2018 10:24:08 EST ID:H8wdw5bt No.400918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400914
nice. I'm waiting for the 4k HDR dvd, tho in the meantime I'm sure I'll watch a HD stream 420942 times.
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Rod Farva - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 22:55:05 EST ID:uFJm7KNn No.400972 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397179
Fucking two hours man
Im watchin this shit on mobile once that digital release downloads onto my phone and shit. Hype all over again fuuuuuuuuuuck
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Dr. David Bowman - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 23:28:30 EST ID:fEqoEF2h No.400973 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400972
the time is NIGH
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Alan Ball - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 23:57:02 EST ID:IrPAwVtl No.400976 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400972
It's been on torrent sites all day.
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Alucard - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 00:12:42 EST ID:SBPlSQNH No.400977 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It was the best movie I'd seen in a couple years but I have zero interest in re watching it. Maybe I'll watch it again before part2 comes out but even then probably not unless friends wanna get high and watch it or some shit. The thought of watching it again Sounds like a chore, especially the big battle scenes toward the end. Tiring comes to mind.
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Alan Ball - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 05:30:03 EST ID:IrPAwVtl No.400980 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Even better than I remembered it. Every movie is more enjoyable at home.
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Donald Glover - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 05:54:37 EST ID:5HuLPs5P No.400981 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400980

>Every movie is more enjoyable at home.

gotta disagree, strongly
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Alan Ball - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 05:59:18 EST ID:IrPAwVtl No.400982 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400981
Okie dokie.
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The Man with No Name - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 07:27:01 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.400985 Ignore Report Quick Reply
On second viewing I found it less enjoyable but still a solid action movie. There are many points where I found myself wondering why the heroes or the villians did the things they did. I also found the quips to be a little overload. Literally every single character is a comic relief character as well as serious. I understand that is how all these movies are written but at what point does it get annoying that everyone talks like Peter Parker. For me this movie was a glaring example that too many of their characters are written the same. Not that I thought all the jokes were bad or something.

I felt the same when I watched Ant-Man. Literally every single super hero is a sarcastic jokester now. I guess it works?

Another thing had to do with Peter Dinklages character. His acting sorta weird too me. Instead of making him say his lines and make his voice booming in post production they made him speak his lines in an exaggerated deep voice. It sounds bad. Thought it sounded bad the first time around as well. Then I saw a blooper real where Peter literally says something about how he needs to do some bad acting. Not sure what that's about.

Anyways, these are all nitpick 90s star trek convention level problems.
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Mark "Rent Boy" Renton - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 09:51:08 EST ID:pHHshgVf No.400986 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397179
How does the CGI already look aged?
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Rod Farva - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 10:18:08 EST ID:uFJm7KNn No.400987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400985
I myself enjoyed it more the second time.
> found myself wondering why characters did what they did
Thats kinda the point of most writing so, please specify?
> everyone is comic relief
Us fans make it all too serious, it helps normies enjoy it more but I agree its like theyre all Peter Parker now.
> spideys voice sounding forced deep tone
I think thats to play on the way he responds to being made an avenger. Still a dumb kid, wants to act serious, is bad at it, etc.
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Forrest Gump - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 10:34:43 EST ID:oa2mmJAW No.400988 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400987
>Peter Dinklages character. His acting sorta weird too me. Instead of making him say his lines and make his voice booming
>I think thats to play on the way he responds to being made an avenger. Still a dumb kid, wants to act serious,
Peter Dinklage is 49
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Stan Marsh - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 10:45:21 EST ID:u+SQmS1M No.400989 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400988
Wait spiderman is played by Peter Dinklage? CGI these days is amazing
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Magnus Eisenhardt - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 12:06:17 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.400991 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400989
Nobody thought he could pull it off, but from the very beginning I knew he was perfect for the role.
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Rod Farva - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 13:50:53 EST ID:uFJm7KNn No.400998 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>400988
Ok I assumed Dinklage was a funny way of calling Peter Parker a dingleberry.
My b lol
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Elora Danan - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 21:05:10 EST ID:SXI/TOhM No.401008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400998
I pray you're serious.
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Terry Gilliam - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 22:25:14 EST ID:OxUygZYZ No.401011 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>401008
No seriously, that was my assumption after reading his name in this thread. I admittedly was ignorant of who he is, and figured it was a made up name to insult peter parker by calling him “dinglage” as in dingleberry. Im an idiot.
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Scatterbrain Jane - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 04:10:19 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.401022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401011
It all makes more sense now. Yeah I was talking about the dwarf. I just forgot the name of the character. It's good that you don't know the name. It means you didn't nose dive into GoT fanboyism years ago which I did.
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Sybil Danning - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 07:57:23 EST ID:Mn19BObK No.401027 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397179
watched this because you can download it. it was okay, but slow as per usual for avengers films.

nothing too exciting but nothing too awful. dunno what all the hype was about tbh.
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Andy Samberg - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 11:15:30 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.401033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401027
How many others have you seen?
The hype tends to be directly proportional to how invested you already are in the setting.
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Rubeus Hagrid - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 11:23:59 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.401034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401033
This. It's only cool if you've seen all the other films. If not it's just a pretty ok and exciting but also weird action movie.
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Sybil Danning - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 18:48:30 EST ID:Mn19BObK No.401042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401033

I seen the ragnarok one, civil war, black panther and dr strange since the last avengers movie which was age of ultron?
Yeah to be honest i had no idea the space crew even existed until this movie so maybe that was part of it.
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Scatterbrain Jane - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 19:35:27 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.401046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401027
Weird you thought it was slow. I thought it moved very fast because they had so much to do.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 22:42:47 EST ID:jRjEOvBm No.401049 Report Quick Reply
>>401042
Guardians of the Galaxy? I mean they were in Thor: Ragnarok and had two movies of their own.
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Doyle - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 04:01:44 EST ID:nPP2TMSS No.401051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401049
>they were in Thor: Ragnarok
Um... no?
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Ninja Ninja - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 07:08:22 EST ID:Mn19BObK No.401052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401049

Wait. is the space crew guardians of the galaxy? i thought that was DC?
But i cant remember them being in thor ragnarok, but it makes sense that they would have been, but i swear i cant remember them being there.
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Riddick - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 08:08:20 EST ID:H8wdw5bt No.401053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401052
They are not DC, they are Marvel.

They also were NOT in Thor Ragnarok, not sure what that goof is talking about.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 09:31:20 EST ID:BDktqgAK No.401054 Report Quick Reply
>>401051
>>401052
>>401053
Nvm i was thinking of something else
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Raoul Duke - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 19:08:09 EST ID:IGClfu5B No.401066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401052
The space crew with the raccoon, the tree & the batista are Marvel. Closest thing to a DC space movie was Green Lantern a decade ago.
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Dr. Gregory House - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 10:34:24 EST ID:OxUygZYZ No.401093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401046
I agree. I find that surprising, and felt it all moved very fast, considering the first scene is a combat scene alog with drama and death all around, followed by a second scene where the plot is given a speedrun debut thrown in with IronMan meets Dr Strange. Next thing you know there’s space travel, and thats the opening three scenes. Doesnt feel slow to me at all.
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Jo Grant - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 19:35:58 EST ID:Mn19BObK No.401100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401093

I think the main reason i felt it was slow was due to the amount of characters in the show and so they had to fit so much into it that they had to stray from the overall point of the movie to satiate their need to have certain characters in the movie.

So when i say it felt slow i mean, it took a long time for them to get to the start to the finish due to their taking of many scenic routes.
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Ice-T - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 05:20:54 EST ID:OxUygZYZ No.401104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401100
Im honestly amazed they did it as well as they did with a flat 2 hours and 30 minutes runtime. I thought it needed more IMO, to stretch a 3hour movie like LoTR did, but i guess they figured it had to be mostly action scene to action scene and quick.
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Lucy Brown - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 12:40:03 EST ID:fEqoEF2h No.401105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been following the mcu since the begin so to me this movie is amazing.

The only part I feel 'dragged' was when Thor was hanging out with giant Peter Dinklage but it paid off in the end.
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John Crichton - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 06:23:29 EST ID:Kmuiixhp No.401115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401105
Did you notice the black panther says “all that Thanos will have is dust and—“ before the battle in Wakanda? Its the little things like that which go over your head the first run around
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Audrey Hepburn - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 18:43:12 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.401122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401105
I liked that Dink scene(minus the cheese ball acting.) It reminded me Empire Strikes Back where Luke is with Yoda while the rest of them are off in the city of the clouds.

Honestly this movie was the best new star wars movie.
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Maggie Simpson - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 19:09:50 EST ID:qPNVDki8 No.401123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401122
>minus the cheese ball acting
I like Peter Dinklage, but he needs to either start working with speech coaches, or stop doing accents. His awful fake accent in this was somehow worse than his awful fake accent in GoT. Why did he even need the accent in this, he's playing a space dwarf ffs. Why not just have him do his lines in a rough grumbly voice or something.
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Spartacus - Sat, 11 Aug 2018 01:04:09 EST ID:LblVs4/c No.401347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>400034
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Buffy Summers - Sat, 11 Aug 2018 03:23:20 EST ID:zHKzJ0CY No.401348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>401347
Did someone say "Living Tribunal"?
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Martin Bayfield - Sat, 11 Aug 2018 23:41:27 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.401367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401347
Oh shit. This argument is coming back.
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Punsy McHale - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 22:39:54 EST ID:LblVs4/c No.401391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401367
No it isnt, cuz it's over now.
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John Carter - Mon, 13 Aug 2018 00:40:45 EST ID:uYQFOZJn No.401393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401347
Someone make th argument then because i just Do Not see it


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John Rhys-Davies - Mon, 13 Aug 2018 05:25:40 EST ID:XJ6p0u59 No.401398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4013936
inspector gadget wins.
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Stan Marsh - Mon, 13 Aug 2018 09:24:28 EST ID:m2a9i9bp No.401404 Ignore Report Quick Reply
For arguments sake I guess Goku could push his button box thing and summon two Zenos who also can destroy and make universes at the click of a finger. And they could beat the tribunal.

Goku did that before in the show. It's not good writing....
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Richard Dunn - Mon, 13 Aug 2018 20:28:02 EST ID:GDbPIJfg No.401419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The whole problem with the Goku vs. anything debate is that every possible scenario takes place within an autistic child's mind so the debate is null and void.
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Catelyn Stark - Mon, 13 Aug 2018 23:49:21 EST ID:fEqoEF2h No.401426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
getting out of work early for dentist, gonna stop on my way and grab the 4k. tomorrow night will be a good night.
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Leonard Powers - Tue, 14 Aug 2018 18:11:23 EST ID:PIa4JctS No.401444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401404
The two Zenos are the exact same character as the living tribunal or whatever, they're just shittier
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Robbie Coltrane - Wed, 15 Aug 2018 13:43:18 EST ID:0Y3AsDCd No.401464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401426
Give it a few rewatches my man, youre bound to miss at least one subtlety
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Ramírez - Mon, 20 Aug 2018 11:53:36 EST ID:HtTGLVMD No.401605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Drik Bogarde - Wed, 22 Aug 2018 01:49:23 EST ID:YAyFJ2+1 No.401660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I work at a movie theater that shows movies right after they leave the big cinemas and I've seen this 7 times now, in bits and pieces as I help around the place. It's a great movie with a fucking hard stop at the end that just shocks people. I've had little girls in the theater crying, inconsolable, because Spiderman died in a tear jerking moment seconds before the credits roll. I've had old men come in for a mid-day showing without any previous knowledge of the MCU, and leave wanting to watch all of the movies leading up to Infinity War.

They really did knock it out of the park with this one. As a fan of the original comics and someone who has always been hesitant when it comes to superhero movies, it's amazing to see how far they've come since Iron Man.
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Maggie Beckett - Wed, 29 Aug 2018 18:38:47 EST ID:ieJD985b No.401980 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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When's Avengers 4 (aka Infinity War Part 2)?
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Robb Stark - Wed, 29 Aug 2018 19:00:16 EST ID:zIMNQ80B No.401982 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401980
Some time around spring 2019 most likely.
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Major Alan Schaefer - Wed, 29 Aug 2018 21:37:05 EST ID:k2SVkPrN No.401992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>401980
> 2018:
> •‪Oct 5: Venom (Sony)
> •‪Dec 14: Animated Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (Sony)
> •‪Dec 21: Aquaman
> •‪Dec 21: Alita: Battle Angel (Fox)

2019:
>•‪Jan 11: Hellboy (Lionsgate)
> •‪Feb 14: X-Men: Dark Phoenix (Fox) (New Date)
>•Mar 8: Captain Marvel
>•Apr 5: Shazam (New Line Cinema)
>•‪May 3: Untitled Avengers film
> •‪Jun 7: Gambit (Fox) (Subject to Marvel Fox Merger)
> •‪Jul 5: Spider-Man: Far From Home (Sony)
> •‪Aug 2: The New Mutants (Fox) (New Date) (Subject to Marvel Fox Merger)
> •‪Oct 4: Joaquin Phoenix Joker (WB) (New Date)
> •‪Nov 1: Wonder Woman 84
> •‪Nov 22: Untitled Fox Marvel film (Fox) (Subject to Marvel Fox Merger)
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Claudia Christian - Thu, 30 Aug 2018 09:58:11 EST ID:+WqxFn2I No.402012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The best part of the MCU is when Captain America gives his "well gee wiz guys, it's nice to do the good thing, so I'm gonna do the good thing no matter what" speeches. Infinity war lacks that. Hopefully part 2 will have one, but I fear it will be another Iron Man movie.
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Skeletor - Thu, 30 Aug 2018 12:29:39 EST ID:h6PZxEoz No.402014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401992
they need to calm the fuck down with this shit already
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Cora Peterson - Thu, 30 Aug 2018 12:41:07 EST ID:TDNliMgG No.402015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401992
For the love the god, how many more Spiderman movies do we need...
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Aslan - Thu, 30 Aug 2018 17:11:02 EST ID:f0fIPBX4 No.402023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402014
Everything except MCU should fuck off tbh. They're all bad except Deadpool.
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Kristen Johnston - Thu, 30 Aug 2018 19:12:32 EST ID:SkvT2fIW No.402028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402014
They'll calm down when the movies stop making money.
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Malcom Reynolds - Thu, 30 Aug 2018 19:16:48 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.402029 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402028
Which will be NEVER
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Slab Bulkhead - Fri, 31 Aug 2018 02:40:08 EST ID:HYh+77Kl No.402041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402029
It's the same way The Amazing Spider-Man made it to 700 issues before being renumbered and re-booted.
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Rorschach - Fri, 31 Aug 2018 05:23:51 EST ID:ieJD985b No.402045 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What's Captain Marvel going to do to Thanos?!?
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Gamera - Fri, 31 Aug 2018 08:17:38 EST ID:H8wdw5bt No.402047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402041
god that shit was so bad.
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Bran Stark - Fri, 31 Aug 2018 12:41:17 EST ID:FWbusYGd No.402059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402045
Well, Captain Marvel’s movie takes place a decade or two before anything in current MCU. So at most you’ll probably get an end credits scene in her movie that features her receive the alert from the end of infinity war. Find out next year
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Jaime Sommers - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 04:24:45 EST ID:Mn19BObK No.402096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402041

not to mention all the other spider-man iterations. like the sensational spider man and friendly neighbourhood spider-man.

Like spiderman doesnt just have one series of comics there is literally a hundred different series of spider man comics amazing spider man is just the most popular one.
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Graham Chapman - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 06:56:02 EST ID:Pj0ZQQFr No.402101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402096
It's like some shitty long-running anime, with Amazing Spiderman being the stuff you need to watch to get the main storylines, and all the spinoff books being the shitty fillers eps where Bulma tends house and Goku learns to drive.
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Johnathan E - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 10:48:53 EST ID:sh+F9mZ/ No.402107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402045
he's gonna suck that big purple dick
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Dobby the house elf - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 12:37:40 EST ID:k2SVkPrN No.402109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402101
Sorry do you guys realize Marvel’s HIGHEST SELLING GOAT character is Spider-man? Thats their dude. Of course they market the fuck out of him and make tons of different series for expanding his world. DC has Batman, Superman, Wonderwoman; Marvel has Spider-Man, ironman, and captan america. We cant expect not to see a lot of them, hell, its those characters you have to thank for either company even being around still.
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Richard Dunn - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 12:55:50 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.402110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402109
I remember when ironman and cap weren't popular. When I was growing up it was all about Spiderman, Wolverine, and then there were some weirdos who liked Silver Surfer and Hulk. But for a long time Marvel was the Spiderman/Wolverine show, with some focus on Surfer and Hulk. By the time I was a teen it was still Spiderman and Wolverine, and Surfer was almost forgotten. Hulk was still in the background though. Then, we get to the modern times, and out of fucking nowhere come Cap and Ironman, and the Hulk gets up off the bench and rejoins the fray. I love it.
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Dobby the house elf - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 13:20:04 EST ID:k2SVkPrN No.402111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402110
Ironman was big in the 2000’s before hos movies still, though less in the 1990s, IMO. I had Ironman comics and toys in the 2000’s as a kid, and thats where it “began” for me so, without the movies he was known enough but then again I had to hear the actual Song named after him to really gain interest.


Xmen had Spidey in the cartoons when i was really young, i remember liking surfer too, and people know hulk from the 1980s tv show but.... yes, it does now at least feel they’re making it more about others now, particularly obvious would be Strange being set up for a leadership role of some kind.
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Tommen Baratheon - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 13:21:11 EST ID:5Q3px0Ta No.402112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402107
>he
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Debbie Love - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 14:10:17 EST ID:dwoSiP9U No.402113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Johnathan E - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 18:17:15 EST ID:sh+F9mZ/ No.402119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402112
fine she's invited too
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Dawn Summers - Sun, 02 Sep 2018 14:50:30 EST ID:k2SVkPrN No.402150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397308
Underrated & overlooked post tbh.

I didnt realize that was happening between strange/thanos at all and rewatched that scene last night. Dude really is being shaped up for that new leadership role.
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Baba Booey - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 10:33:38 EST ID:RDifK1Th No.402197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402113

No Captain Marvelous Ass jokes to be made here. Moving on
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Linda Hamilton - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 11:21:32 EST ID:TDNliMgG No.402199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402197
You got that right, there is no ass about it.
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Dave Chappelle - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 11:35:01 EST ID:XVrowht5 No.402202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402199
Her shoulders are further out than her ass. Superheros are generally supposed to be fit, strong people. Twig legs and no glutes just looks strange for a superhero character, especially one with superhuman strength etc. Brie Larson is a really good actress, so I'm sure she's going to do a fantastic job, but maybe they should have gotten her a personal trainer for six months or so before shooting started. Brie's costume is even saggy in the butt ffs. All that said, I can't wait to see the movie.
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Lauren Faust - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 12:23:18 EST ID:SkvT2fIW No.402204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402202
They can always add ass in post.

(Although you are aware that she has superhuman strength because of a lab explosion which gave her alien DNA and not because she does a lot of squats, right?)
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Dave Chappelle - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 13:23:00 EST ID:XVrowht5 No.402205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402204
That's a really deep rabbit hole there friend. Many Marvel superheroes that arn't aliens or mutants got their powers from an experiment gone wrong in one way or another.
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Gaius Baltar - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 14:42:06 EST ID:sh+F9mZ/ No.402212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402204
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Danny Boyle - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 14:56:42 EST ID:H8wdw5bt No.402214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Brie confuses my dick because sometimes she looks hot as fuck and other times she looks like 'lesbo that doesn't care what you think about her appearance' and that's ok I guess because I'm pretty sure she is a lesbo that doesn't care what you think about her appearance.
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Tazmanian Devil - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 15:24:04 EST ID:hq6vNOxC No.402218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402214
Can she be the new fridge girl?
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Dave Chappelle - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 16:16:33 EST ID:XVrowht5 No.402223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402218
she's yucky
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Spike Jones - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 16:20:00 EST ID:qwlz/Wqe No.402225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402223
She's your girl next door.

If the girl next door had a THICC ass.
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Linda Hamilton - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 17:26:48 EST ID:TDNliMgG No.402228 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402218
Looks like white hill billy trash.
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Will Smith - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 17:29:21 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.402229 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402223
Pfft I'd slob her ladyknob
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Matthew Goode - Wed, 05 Sep 2018 12:24:10 EST ID:G64/VYK2 No.402248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402218
> THIS is going to defeat Thanos
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Matthew Goode - Wed, 05 Sep 2018 15:19:56 EST ID:G64/VYK2 No.402251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397308
> butterflies
This reminds me, Strange morphed shit to Butterflies in the same scene where Thanos made a flock of Bats morph into existence, too. What does this all mean?
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Wed, 05 Sep 2018 16:27:50 EST ID:j51Bg5F+ No.402253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402248
That’s not Inspector Gadget
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John Hughes - Sat, 08 Sep 2018 08:51:02 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.402378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>401348
>dead
>literally dead inthatveryimage
>"I have to go now. My planet needs me."
Yeah. "Living".
>>401391
ICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I almost don't want to point out that The Living Tribunal doesn't actually have any power over the DBZ universe.
>>402012
These were the Cap directors. They left that out on purpose. This wasn't the movie for inspirational speeches since everyone was gon' git curbstomped regardless.
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John Hughes - Sat, 08 Sep 2018 09:24:23 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.402382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>401992
>•Mar 8: Captain Marvel
>•Apr 5: Shazam (New Line Cinema)
That's some tasty fuckin' pottey right thur.
>>402214
...Shit she really was the perfect casting choice.
>>402045
She's basically a super-saiyan. One that can eat suns.
Clearly she's gonna trick him into cutting himself in half.
>>402059
Now how the ding dong diddelyrino is she gonna get an alert in 199x that isn't gonna be sent for another 20 years?
she's gonna get put on deep freeze and the alert's her wake-up alarm. Screencap dis.
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John Hughes - Sat, 08 Sep 2018 15:59:36 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.402397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402109
>>402110
>>402111
Marvel's "big 3" are typically considered Spider-Man, Wolverine & Hulk. At the start their top sellers were Spidey, Fantastic Four and IIRC Thor, whereas Hulk & X-Men were niche titles with cult followings. Then Hulk's 1970s TV show got him mad mainstream recognition that Marvel used to spearhead new publishing projects (e.g. Hulk Magazine, Hulk UK Weekly), and X-Men got a drastic SJW AF :^) revamp that gradually turned it into Marvel's best product & hottest seller. Which by the 1980s netted their 'coolest' member Wolverine a solo push.
The difference between this & DC is remains as just sales data, and isn't reflected in the fictional Marvel Universe itself. Bats, Supes & Wondy are the JL Trinity because they were the top sellers that survived a cape dry-period. Spidey, SniktBub & SMASH are just 3 ostracized assholes on the fringes on society in-situ. Cap, Iron Man & Thor are the setting's "big 3", since they're the core members of the worldwide superteam with a good PR department. The closest Marvel comics've come to acknowledging reality is a cynical meme-team they'll occasionally drudge up for a laff: "The New Fantastic Four - The World's Most Commercialiest Comic Magazine". They never get along and always disband immediately.
Thing is; the 4th member of that was Ghost Rider. Because it was the 90s and kids loved edgy shit. Who the actual literal FUCK figured Silver Surfer was a top guy? That's the first I've ever heard of it. Furthermore, how's Hulk for weirdos? I've never been a massive fan, but he's got simple universal appeal and a shitton of media exposure backing him up. FFS, Marvel Studios themselves went out of their way to get that Norton movie made, because they genuinely believed it was the safer bet to build off of and that more people would go see it than this Iron Man literally-who.

>>402041
Ackchyually, 700 was not a reboot and was the 2nd or 3rd time it'd been 'renumbered'. It just introduced a new gimmick (that was undone in like a year) and the comic's been renumbered another 3-4 times in the 5 years since. Including a brief return to 'real' numbering.
Don't believe their LIES.
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Tammy Tangerine - Sat, 08 Sep 2018 17:02:18 EST ID:h6PZxEoz No.402398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402397
I think there was kind of a window from the late 80's through the 90s where stuff like Silver Surfer: Parable and the fox cartoon were coming that could leave impressionable people with an inflated sense of how big a character he is

t. a big silver surfer fan who watched the cartoon as an 8 year old
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Buzz Lightyear - Sat, 08 Sep 2018 17:08:32 EST ID:RNoOTJrn No.402399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402397
While reading your post I realized Hulk is basiclly Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Except the Hulk is Chaotic Good and not Chaotic Evil like Mr. Hyde.
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Clay Morrow - Sat, 08 Sep 2018 21:30:23 EST ID:n+iDhdY4 No.402402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402399
That's who the creators based the Hulk on.

Batman was inspired by a silent movie criminal named The Bat while the Joker was based on a disfigured character from a tragedy called The Man Who Laughs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bat_%281926_film%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Laughs
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Phil Ken Sebben - Sun, 09 Sep 2018 18:34:58 EST ID:Ky9vlqtN No.402438 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402397
> and X-Men got a drastic SJW AF :^) revamp that gradually turned it into Marvel's best product & hottest seller. Which by the 1980s netted their 'coolest' member Wolverine a solo push.
Hol’ up, 90’s baby Scum here, what were the xmen like before the drastic revamp I grew up with? What was it like as an observer or fan on the outside of it all?
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Phil Ken Sebben - Sun, 09 Sep 2018 18:38:33 EST ID:Ky9vlqtN No.402439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402397
> and X-Men got a drastic SJW AF :^) revamp that gradually turned it into Marvel's best product & hottest seller.
>Which by the 1980s netted their 'coolest' member Wolverine a solo push.

Hol’ up, 90s baby Scum here, what were the xmen like before the drastic revamp I grew up with? What was it like as an observer or fan on the outside of it all? AND tell more if possible of this Wolverines becoming timeline? Im intrigued
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Marge Simpson - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 09:37:34 EST ID:G64/VYK2 No.402455 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402439
Double post by accident dudes
Nb sorry
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Sidney Lumet - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 15:48:53 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.402465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402398
I loved those Fox cartoons as an 8 year old and only found out that there even was a Surfer one a few years ago whilst browsing nostalgia. IIRC it was the last one they made, only lasted 1 season and didn't even get a resolution. There were another few Marvel cartoons with a lot more exposure; surely Iron Man & the Fantastic Four were both better known.

>>402399
Stan read a lot as a kid and based many of his wacky pitches on literature or folklore. Like... he went with Thor literally because he felt Greek myth was too normie. It's also where he got his trademark verbosity & dramatic flair.
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Sidney Lumet - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 19:10:30 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.402467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402438
>>402439
>>402455
I'm 90's baby scum who's just read a lot of comics history so didn't observe shit. Sorry.
>what were the xmen like before the drastic revamp I grew up with?
It was First Class. Albeit with 5 students you've heard of instead of mostly literally whos.
The X-Men were created during the Civil Rights Movement, they've always been about underlying social commentary and anti-bigotry narrative. But for whatever reason it couldn't find an audience comparable to Avengers or FF so just puttered along harmlessly amassing a cult following. The low-sales-dedicated-fanbase combo eventually led Marvel to just replacing the issues with reprints of the early stories.
After 5 years of recycled content a writer came along with the new angle to get things moving again: literal diversity brigade. The OG cast of white dudes graduated & left for other superteams. Except Cylops. Who stayed to lead a new all-adult team of pre-established one-off mutant characters and brand new mutant characters, each representing a different country. USA, Canada, Ireland, Japan, Africa, Russia, Germany, etc.. The special issue introducing the new status quo was a heavily marketed hit, and the writing for the newly-revived series was immediately passed to a young hip plucky writer who amped up the social commentary, fleshed out old character relationships, emphasized soap opera elements, came up with aliens and demons and all sorts of shit for them to do, and crammed in fetish after fetish after fetish. Truly, it was a golden age.
Wolverine was one of the new team (the Canadia rep), having previously been invented as a one-off Hulk obstacle by selfsame writer. His whole badass demeanor/attitude/powerset made him a quick favorite amongst readers and a disproportionate focal member of the team. By the 80s he got a miniseries about samurai shit, which was successful enough to spin out into an ongoing series, and he's never been out of publication since.

Got called away on other stuff halfway through writing and felt tired AF upon returining so apologies if it trails off once I get to "after 5 years".
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Mr. Butlertron - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 19:31:12 EST ID:Ky9vlqtN No.402562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402467
Well fuck, thats god damned wild.

Anyways I watched this movie more and more differently after reading this thread. Viewing it as a Dr Strange / Thanos movie makes all the more sense. Everyone else are like side pieces, and aside from Ironman, only Strange could fuck with Thanos and got his longest combat sequences out of the movie, too. Everthing was centered around them. I really want more Strange in the MCU now.
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Michael Scott - Mon, 17 Sep 2018 05:30:09 EST ID:1L2s6dwx No.402625 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How is Captain Marvel going to save the MCU from Thanos' snap?!?
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Gene Wilder - Mon, 17 Sep 2018 23:16:56 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.402640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402625
"Captain Marvel" is kinda like the universe's failsafe mechanism. If there's a Champion of Death dicking around causing shit, coincidences will cosmically conspire to knight an opposing Champion of Life.
Maybe she'll throw a sun at him. Maybe she'll do WaspMom's magic-hand thing. Maybe she'll punch him in the dick repeatedly.
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Deanna Troi - Tue, 18 Sep 2018 03:31:57 EST ID:jlzVkYIO No.402648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402625
>Captain Marvel
I didn't realize they were doing a Marvel/DC crossover but I'm interested to see how they work Billy Batson into the mix. It might actually make Marvel movies watchable to get some good DC characters in there.
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Ichigo Kurosaki - Tue, 18 Sep 2018 04:38:24 EST ID:7f415ttP No.402651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402648
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Deanna Troi - Tue, 18 Sep 2018 04:51:13 EST ID:jlzVkYIO No.402652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402651
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Ichigo Kurosaki - Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:08:37 EST ID:7f415ttP No.402657 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402652
https://www.marvel.com/characters/captain-marvel-carol-danvers
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Gene Wilder - Tue, 18 Sep 2018 06:35:37 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.402659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402648
You know those Slowpoke screencaps where someone'll say something so asininely out-of-date that someone else will wait 2 whole years before replying to it?
You, me, Kirt, Spardot, everyone in this thread, on this board and aware 420chan was ever even a thing would be dead & buried by the time such a reply to your post would be warranted. That's how late to the party you are.
And that's if you meant it as a joke.
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Douglas Adams - Tue, 18 Sep 2018 10:03:10 EST ID:YWcDDEq5 No.402671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402659
I am very important. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
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Gene Wilder - Tue, 18 Sep 2018 16:31:49 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.402686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402671
So why the fuck are you hanging around here pretending to know about trashy pop culture?
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Peter Cushing - Tue, 18 Sep 2018 19:30:58 EST ID:Ky9vlqtN No.402696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402686
He was quoting a movie you fuck.


Anyways

This https://youtu.be/Z1BCujX3pw8
> NEW CAPTAIN “fucks thanos in the ass “MARVEL TRAILER out hours ago
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Tate Langdon - Tue, 18 Sep 2018 22:28:18 EST ID:qxHSlGCc No.402705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402696
Jesus Christ you dingus, so was he. He was quoting I'm completely full of shit when absolutely no one killed yo mamma at the end of the movie.

This post was edited by C_Higgy on 18-09-2018 22:29:26
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Takeshi Kitano - Wed, 19 Sep 2018 03:17:44 EST ID:XgsH7nii No.402713 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402671

Goodness that's an obscure cosplay reference almost nobody would "get" but the hotdogs are a dead giveaway.
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Nathan Explosion - Wed, 19 Sep 2018 04:58:57 EST ID:jlzVkYIO No.402716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402659
Sorry I hurt your delicate Marvel loving feelings. Captian Marvel was a DC character before the name was stolen by Marvel and its no where near the only time and has consistently been around from its creation up to contemporary comics, TV series, and movies. Never mind that its a much better character but that is Marvel fans for you.
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Pootie Tang - Wed, 19 Sep 2018 09:08:17 EST ID:DkcYpvaY No.402721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402716
Wasn't Captain Marvel from another comic company before DC stole it? No wonder they want to re-name it as
>SHAZAM
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Slab Bulkhead - Wed, 19 Sep 2018 09:18:59 EST ID:G64/VYK2 No.402724 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402721
lol fucking DC comics, man.
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Steve Urkel - Wed, 19 Sep 2018 09:33:10 EST ID:u+SQmS1M No.402725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402721
According to wikipedia DC sued the owner/creator of the character because he was supposedly a copy of Superman, decades later DC licenced the rights and even later acquired the full property.
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Jeff Bridges - Thu, 20 Sep 2018 09:23:41 EST ID:FGs5k9By No.402770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402725
This all only makes DC more whack in my eyes
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Kyoma Hooin - Thu, 20 Sep 2018 09:53:11 EST ID:u+SQmS1M No.402773 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402770
I like to think that shit like Squadron Supreme which literally copies the entire justice league cancels it out.
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Charlie Harper - Thu, 20 Sep 2018 16:18:46 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.402777 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402716
You came in here pretending to be retarded. I simply called you retarded.
That was the more flattering conclusion. The alternative conclusion is that you're so emotionally invested in a losing brand that you're legitimately salty at meaningless semantics & copyright bullshit that happened decades before you were born. Bullshit that DC itself CAUSED, when they bankrupted the original publisher, stole their entire character & were too incompetent to renew the trademark.

Not only are you frustrated at the fact that your literal manchild of a hero didn't always have the same name (like it matters????), you're so deep into the culprit's own ass to call them out on it. You'd rather blame literally anything else for your autistic frustration. And not even directly; but in the form of tryhard passive-aggressive snark that's too bitter to be original or witty. That's stupid, that's spineless, and that's just plain sad.

Then again maybe this is all some elaborate meta-joke and you're purposefully taking the piss out of how utterly pathetic some DC fans can be. In which case great job! Very convincing roleplay.
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Richard Pryor - Thu, 20 Sep 2018 17:11:26 EST ID:BUHaQC17 No.402779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>397179

No surprise but
> Disney CEO Confirms Marvel Studios' Kevin Feige Is Taking Over the X-Men Franchise !!
I figure that they have phase 4 already planned so they may make a few changes towards the end of it to bring in the X-men but Apparently this means phase 5 is all about mutants!! Sound off on your thoughts and any fan-Recasting or storylines you want to see. Xmen gon meet Avengers in the MCU
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Woody Allen - Thu, 20 Sep 2018 19:02:53 EST ID:iVzJdsXO No.402782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402779
>Xmen gon meet Avengers in the MCU
Fuck I hope not. They really should keep the entire mutant thing separate.
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Dutch - Thu, 20 Sep 2018 21:08:16 EST ID:FGs5k9By No.402784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402782
Guy says theres really no reason to have two separate Marvel’s or MCU’s and since hes the disney ceo in charge of marvel thats what its gonna be fam
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Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 21 Sep 2018 01:36:02 EST ID:tdyB8rAd No.402789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Everywhere I say I didn't see this movie immediately calls me names.

The cover looks on point, but I never saw Iron man III and Thor II and all the others
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Dutch - Fri, 21 Sep 2018 13:16:07 EST ID:FGs5k9By No.402798 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402789
Well you’re missing out if only seeing infinity wars.

Its like watching a third and final installment of a trilogy without seeing the movies that lead to it. At the least, watch the avengers movies first, like age of Ultron.

Also, Xmen are joining so get ready for that too
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Dean Venture - Fri, 21 Sep 2018 17:56:22 EST ID:SkvT2fIW No.402801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402789
Who gives a shit. Watch what movies you want to. All these marvel sequels have so much exposition that no one can be lost.
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Cleveland Brown - Sun, 23 Sep 2018 13:15:08 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.402839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402779
>>402782
>>402784
X-Men meeting the Avengers isn't a problem. in fact it's a wonderful idea i'd like to see come to pass.
The problem is the same as the Star Wars soft-reboot. You're ditching a shitton of pop culture iconography that generations have gotten invested in. Only on a larger scale, since these aren't spinoff games & novelizations getting binned. It's 20 years of other movies. Movies that frankly paved the way for the MCU to even exist.
Furthermore, on a narrative level, it introduces the same fucking paradox that's defanged the comic X-Men for decades; their entire concept is based on their frightening "Otherness", and "Otherness" is a relative concept. Especially when SPACE FUCKS ARE BOMBING MANHATTAN AND SMOOZING MISSOURI AND RAPTURING HALF THE GLOBAL POPULATION. People hate mutants because "muh extinction"? Motherfucker, there're dark elves in London and black holes in China and robot armies in Europe providing a very real threat of extinction. Fuck yourself a mutie gurl, get some super-kids. SURVIVE!

You can't have your cake and eat it too. Either you make mutants a sudden MCU thing and treat it matter-of-factly, or you keep the persecution shtick and keep them in their own reality. Prejudice comes down to common enemies. And the very same self-preservation instincts that fuel the wackiest altright gobshite would squarely place Cyclops on "common" when compared to all these extra-terrestrial pricks who're literally trying to murder you both for being Earthlings.

tldr; MCU can blend in the X-Men, MCU can reboot the X-Men, but if they do them AS traditional recognizable X-Men despite the entirely different context the MCU provides, they'd be undermining both the work put into the MCU and the thematic purpose of the X-Men. It'd be a DCEU-tier decision.
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Judi Dench - Sun, 23 Sep 2018 14:54:26 EST ID:yV3ximT+ No.402841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402789
I've only seen a couple marvel movies and I saw it. Just watch it because it's far better than all the idiocy you'd have to watch if you wanted to see them all. Don't watch the Avengers movies because they suck. Well, just watch this Avengers movie.

It's not like you're gonna get lost in the cerebral plot, it's spelled out so that the kids can keep up.
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Viggo Mortenson - Mon, 24 Sep 2018 20:35:28 EST ID:KwfAn6VR No.402884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402839
I see your points.



Here’s what i think; Remember Civil War being all “muh superheroes gotta register as such and be in the registry and muh govt and THE POPULATION HATES US THEY DONT GET WHAT WE’RE DOING FOR THEM!” Well I imagine that same kind of concept but like it was during a the Xmen movies last decade when Magneto didnt agree with making mutants part of society.

So yeah they bring Xmen in debut Mutants same as ever being hated by society or normal society people, then the Avengers bring them in the know and they join forces. Maybe they fight. I dont know. But I do think it’s possible to preserve both cinimatic canons while fusing their contradictions.
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Ben Stiller - Thu, 27 Sep 2018 07:21:11 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.402953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>402841
This is true. My brother got me mam to sit down & watch it last week and she was able to follow it just fine having seen nothing prior. She even predicted some stuff (like Strange having a plan).
>>402884
Civil War was stupid.
Presuming you mean the comic. The movie reimagining, a lil less so.
See, that's part of what I'm on about; the comic setting is fucking retarded. It still tries to pride itself on "realism", despite decades of fanboy writers & dictatorial editors & paranoid executives sucking all the realism out in the name of nostalgia, familiarity & corporate security. They DO try to have their cake (superhuman wackiness out the ass) & eat it too (society's still exactly the fuckin' same as IRL). And it makes for a meaningless frustrating shitshow.

But like I said; the MCU version was a lot more palatable. They're forced to look at this kinda shit more logically by the nature of their medium. Given their own track record I expect better of them. But, ironically enough, they're now at the same mega-popularity crossroad that the comics were at when they decided to start phoning it in & dialing back new ideas for the sake of easy money. So the X-Men license presents one helluva temptation.
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Franklin Bluth - Fri, 28 Sep 2018 06:54:15 EST ID:u+SQmS1M No.402982 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402953
>They DO try to have their cake (superhuman wackiness out the ass) & eat it too (society's still exactly the fuckin' same as IRL)

Pretty much why I don't bother with Marvel comics. I still cringe when I remember president Bush talking to Cable about harboring terrorist on his utopian city which he is levitating through his telekinesis.
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Christopher Lambert - Sat, 29 Sep 2018 13:14:39 EST ID:G64/VYK2 No.403028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402982
That is why im happy to have not read the comics and just watch the movies lol
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sat, 29 Sep 2018 16:27:09 EST ID:mrjM5/gE No.403032 Report Quick Reply
Streaming Infinity War for At the /wooo/vies tonight at 8pm EDT / 1am BST in http://taima.tv/r/wooo
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Eragon - Sun, 30 Sep 2018 04:23:27 EST ID:HQn8l2ZC No.403055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Can't wait for Capt & Ironman to kiss and make up in Inifinity War part 2
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Jeff Goldblum - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 15:22:35 EST ID:VykqxGYN No.403270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>402839
I just saw a shit ton of trailers at Venom and Captain Marvel’s was right after the Xmen trailer which she is in as well, so.. there’s that.
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Lump Beefbroth - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 17:15:29 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.403274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>403270
I don't follow.
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Old Gregg - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 17:27:22 EST ID:7f415ttP No.403275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>403274
What's not to get, he made a pretty concise statement
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Lump Beefbroth - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 17:58:09 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.403276 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>403275
I don't get the relevancy to the post being quoted.
Was Brie Larson in the trailer? And what would it matter if she was?
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Lucy Brown - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 14:28:07 EST ID:KwfAn6VR No.403312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>403276
I meant that in regards to Xmen officially joining the MCU or not; it seems that with Captain Marvel in their upcoming movie which actually drops a month before hers that she’s bringing them in after she handles Thanos.


unless she is part of the Xmen cast already as someone else, but let’s be real we know Disney has already stated they will be joining the MCU.
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Enola - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 17:42:36 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.403317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>403312
>it seems that with Captain Marvel in their upcoming movie
"Their" as in X-Men?
The character Captain Marvel is in the X-Men's next movie?
See this is where you lose me. 'Cuz she evidently isn't.
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Bella Swan - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 06:13:52 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.403343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>399910
Okay no seriously where was any of that "noted"?
At what point does Final Fantasy VI explicitly state that Kefka let the cast live so that they could kill him?
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Lucie Miller - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 10:29:18 EST ID:Wu7R98QK No.403348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>403343
No, but it was heavily implied and a giant plot hole mistake, I dont think they thought trough.
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Charlie Sheen - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 12:34:27 EST ID:KwfAn6VR No.403352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>403317

https://screenrant.com/captain-marvel-secret-x-men-crossover-dark-phoenix/
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Sean McNamara - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 23:44:25 EST ID:KwfAn6VR No.403368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>403352
also, fuckheads,
Reshoots are being done for Avengers 4 right as this fox/disney merger takes place.


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Joffrey Baratheon - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 22:46:49 EST ID:KwfAn6VR No.403494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>403317
that isnt her being told how dangerous Jean is, not even the same actor is captain marvel? did my eyes deceive me?
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Homer J. Simpson - Fri, 19 Oct 2018 03:25:02 EST ID:e0chc/s7 No.403581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
why did Antman & Wasp tie in to IW?
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J. J. Abrams - Sat, 20 Oct 2018 04:25:42 EST ID:6Jm6iItZ No.403634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>403352
>>403368
There's too much what-the-fuck in this article to know where to start.
Suffice to say it reads like a fluff piece the writer shat out & sold to whoever needed 2 pages of vacuous content-for-hire that week. Comic continuity is not the be-all-end-all of movie decisions, and the Carol/X-Men connection is coincidental.
>>403494
If it was she's be listed as in the movie. I'm 85% sure that's Mystique/Jennifer Lawrence.
Thots all look the same to me too so I can understand the confusion.
>>403581
Because tHe qUAnTuM rEalM is apparently a big deal fairly quick.
There's a recent newsbite where Michael Douglas says so but TBH directors & producers have been saying the same thing in interviews for a few months.
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Greta Garbo - Thu, 01 Nov 2018 16:43:58 EST ID:lN2R6HPP No.403970 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>397179
more news
> Kevin Feige confirms TRAILER FOR INFINITY WARS 2 will drop before new years
and no he didnt call it Infinitt Wars 2, thats My dumb ass. but yes, it comin
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Arnold Schwarzenegger - Thu, 01 Nov 2018 19:27:37 EST ID:7WzdAVzF No.403971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>403970
my body is ready


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