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Russia threatens retaliatory strikes against U.S. troops and their allies in Syria by Ernest Fammlespear - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:20:29 EST ID:qetGCKL9 No.161725 Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/russia-warns-of-retaliation-if-facing-fire-from-us-led-coalitionin-syria/2017/09/21/00e3b81c-9eba-11e7-8ed4-a750b67c552b_story.html?utm_term=.eb7db3df8e15

MOSCOW — Russia on Thursday raised the threat of a direct confrontation with U.S. forces in Syria, saying that it would target areas occupied by American units and U.S.-backed militias if its troops came under fire.

The warning was issued amid rising tensions in the Syrian desert between the United States and its Kurdish and Arab allies on the one hand, and Russia, the Syrian regime and Iranian-backed militias on the other, as both converge on territory held by the Islamic State in eastern Syria.

A Russian military spokesman, Maj. Gen. Igor Konashenkov, said the U.S.-backed Syrian Democratic Forces, or SDF, had twice in recent days shelled Syrian government positions outside Deir al-Zour, a strategic city in the region.

Konashenkov said Russian special forces are helping Syrian government troops fight Islamic State militants in the battle for the city.

Moscow has conveyed to the U.S. military command “in no uncertain terms that any attempts to open fire from areas where SDF fighters are located would be quickly shut down,” Konashenkov said in a statement. “Firing positions in those areas will be immediately suppressed with all military means.”
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Eliza Bickleshit - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 20:16:21 EST ID:CgCM1jv+ No.161730 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Context: A few days ago, the Kurds said the Russians were bombing them.
Russia denied doing so.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/09/pentagon-russia-knowingly-hit-backed-sdf-syria-170916183746755.html
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Albert Blandlespear - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 20:55:10 EST ID:qetGCKL9 No.161731 Report Quick Reply
>>161730

Also a few days ago Russia dropped a bomb near US troops.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-syria-sdf/jets-strike-u-s-backed-forces-in-eastern-syria-idUSKCN1BR09K
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Hamilton Goddlewock - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 13:02:09 EST ID:CqAC7v3p No.161744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>161730
Kurds are US allies, so they'll say what looks good in US favor.

>>161731
Why is the US even there still? They weren't doing anything to halt ISIS and literally supported them during the time they had reign to """fight""" ISIS. Then Russia stepped in when situation was getting critical and in 6 months more progress had been made than in 1.5 years during US "fighting".
Don't forget it's US, clearly stated policy that "Assad has to go". And the US POTUS as recently as Trump's UN speech said the same thing.
It's Ghaddaffi all over again.

The fact is the western alliance of US, Israel, Turkey and Gulf states want Syria to turn into lawless failed state of ISIS chaos like Libya was for geopolitical reasons.

Syria is a Russia ally and so is Iran, they have full right to be there and defend their ally. What reason does the US have to be there?

If this turns into a hot Russia vs US confrontation it's all on America's hands.
There's been infractions from both sides. Turkey shot down a Russian jet.
That's war, shit happens.
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Graham Hottingman - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 01:33:19 EST ID:CgCM1jv+ No.161758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>161744
>Then Russia stepped in when situation was getting critical and in 6 months more progress had been made than in 1.5 years during US "fighting".
They mostly bombed areas that weren't controlled by ISIS.
Stop getting your news from Russian propaganda. It's damaging your brain.

You can read many, often primary sources with proof of who is where, for any set time period during the entire conflict.
https://syria.liveuamap.com/

>It's Ghaddaffi all over again.
Ghaddaffii was massacring his own people. Stopping him from using air-power to do so prevented Libya from turning out like Syria.


North Korea Launches Missile Through Japanese Airspace A Second Time by Barnaby Bocklebag - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 02:03:08 EST ID:yPsT72Om No.161577 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Shortly after the "pro-dialogue with the North" President of SK Moon Jae-in announced the training of a commando team to assassinate Kim Jong Un if the necessity arose, NK launched a second missile over Japan into the Pacific ocean off Hokkaido (Japan's main island). This missile traveled at a higher velocity, reached a higher apex height, and a traveled a further distance from Pyongyang (3,700km) than the first missile fired over Japan (2700km) (believed to be a Hwasong-12 natively designed intermediate ballistic missile). Guam, the US territory off the shores of which NK claimed it would fire missiles in mid-August, is 3,400km from Pyongyang. Thus some tactical analyzers are suggesting this most recent launch was, above all, a demonstration of the regime's capability to strike Guam.

>Japan's PM Shinzo Abe said his country would "never tolerate" such "dangerous provocative action".
>"If North Korea continues to walk down this path, it has no bright future," he said in a statement.
>The next step will almost certainly be a test of the Hwasong-14 ICBM over Japan and far out into the Pacific.
>The aim of all this is to develop and deploy a reliable missile that can hit the mainland US.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41275614
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David Nickledale - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 09:22:00 EST ID:kwQHbRfQ No.161621 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161619
Libya was technically a no fly zone sanctioned by the UN. It was mostly driven by France and most of the countries involved had a very expansive view of their mandate, the USA did the legwork of course but it wasn't really their idea.

And yeah, Clinton broke an unspoken agreement with NATOs eastern expansion but Russia totally violated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budapest_Memorandum_on_Security_Assurances

>>161620
>Whether a country has nukes or not doesnt matter apparently
Yes it does. It matters a lot. You cant invade a nuclear armed country unless you are prepared to lose a metric fuck-ton of troops. This is why the Norks will never trade their nuclear program for anything come hell or high water.
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Basil Bullywill - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 03:38:04 EST ID:rTr48MXc No.161734 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161618
1.) You should probably stop looking at this stuff through the scope of "good guys vs bad guys". There's no such thing in this situation.

2.) Being as how im not a member of the US government or military, and wasn't even born in the USA, statements like "you are the only sick bastards..." and "You fail to learn the lessons of history" and so on are a bit silly. Learn to separate people from their governments.

3.) I've already criticized the US military industrial complex for their adventurism and war-for-profit model. So pointing out all the unwarranted invasions is moot. The Korean Conflict is a serious issue that involves all the world, because the entire world is affected by it. Either directly or via allegiances.

4.) If the entire Korean Conflict could be solved by America just packing up and leaving, that would have already happened. The fact remains that beyond the US wanting to be garrisoned in Korea thanks to it being right next door to China, a rival power, the US also has pledged to help protect the sovereignty of its ally South Korea. Both because its good to have alliances with other nations and because leaving S. Korea to be absorbed by the North in a bloody, bloody war would be very, very bad for America and its allies in the long run, for reasons I've already explained.

This is a serious and delicate conundrum. And the solution is not for America to just abandon Korea. Nor is it for America to just wipe out N.Korea. All involved are in a holding pattern, the world's biggest stalemate. North Korea, South Korea, China, and America have far too much at stake at this point.

Welcome to the messy world of global politics.
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Cedric Secklecocke - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 20:38:26 EST ID:v6kb3HXJ No.161754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/09/23/north-korea-says-strike-on-us-is-inevitable-as-pentagon-flies-bombers-off-coast.html


Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Norks. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do.
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Molly Faddleridge - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 20:43:51 EST ID:yPsT72Om No.161755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161754

why would you link fox news on a story that every news agency has
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Sidney Dipperwill - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 00:24:11 EST ID:gq/s6gEi No.161757 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161755
Probably because every other news agency can only shit on Trump 24/7. It is beyond tiring. At least with Faux, you can get some tidbits about what is going on. Any other places are just going to be Trump bashing at every single turn. And don't act like CNN or MSNBC are any more truthful than Fox. All mainstream news are just shit.


State of Europe part 3: Explosive Diversity by Emma Perringfield - Tue, 22 Nov 2016 10:17:15 EST ID:kAKFAdeT No.153763 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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All seven police regions miss the goal of improved investigation results.

>The acute crisis in the police is shown by a falling number of solved cases, longer response times and an increased number of police officers who are leaving the job.

We can now present figures showing that the police in modern times has never produced so few criminal investigations as in 2016.

Between January and October the number of investigations forwarded to prosecutors fell to 120,015. That's a decline of 11,875 investigations or 9 percentage points compared with the corresponding period of 2015. 131,890 inquiries - also a record low at the time.

Worst results show Stockholm Region and South Region. Here, investigation results fell by a full 13 percent compared with last year. According to the Chief of Police the main reason is the wave of unsolved murders and attempted murders needing to be prioritized.

"The heavy, serious crime, we have to prioritize. We can not put a murder aside, comments Eliasson."

http://archive.is/3ASvy
http://www.dn.se/nyheter/sverige/polisresultaten-rasar-allt-djupare/
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Shitting Trothood - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 10:33:05 EST ID:CgCM1jv+ No.161743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>161727
I think you might be confused by the way it was phrased.
This isn't the government paying people for getting raped.

Virtually all countries have some mechanism that requires offenders compensate their victim for whatever damage was done.
If I raped you, in addition to pursuing criminal charges, you'd be able to pursue civil charges which might require me pay you some money or for counseling or medical bills or whatever.
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Barnaby Deblinglore - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 16:48:48 EST ID:iWO2Roc1 No.161751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aftermath of the cologne incident. Didn't think it was this big back when it happened.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Year%27s_Eve_sexual_assaults_in_Germany
For all of Germany, police report that 1,200 women were sexually assaulted and estimate that at least 2,000 men were involved, acting in groups
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/cologne-new-years-eve-mass-sex-attacks-leaked-document-a7130476.html
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Caroline Blocklebanks - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 19:10:16 EST ID:yPsT72Om No.161752 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161751

it was pretty widely reported, top story for a while when it happened. cemented use of term "rapefugees", dunno how you missed it.
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John Hirryshit - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 20:28:57 EST ID:2fJQ/aQA No.161753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161752
>"rapefugees,"

Weren't they a band in the early '00s???
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Wesley Bettingset - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 21:25:12 EST ID:Oy+yH4X4 No.161756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-41376150
Six injured in east London 'acid attack'
A man has been arrested on suspicion of grievous bodily harm.

Police said there had been reports of a group of males spraying people with a noxious substance. Ambulance and fire services were also called.

Those reported injured were believed to be in a number of different locations.

Six patients were treated at the scene, and three of them were taken to hospital, Paul Gibson of the London Ambulance Service said.


China leads eugenics by Jarvis Hidgebanks - Mon, 21 Aug 2017 23:33:29 EST ID:CO+TRy5E No.160969 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Latest issue of nature has a great article on China's explosive growth in the eugenics field.
http://www.nature.com/news/china-s-embrace-of-embryo-selection-raises-thorny-questions-1.22468

The country’s central government and its current 5-year plan has made reproductive medicine, including PGD, a priority

estimates from leading PGD providers show that China’s use of the technique already outpaces that in the United States, and it is growing up to five times faster. Qiao’s clinic alone now performs more procedures with PGD each year than all of the United Kingdom. The ever-present spectre of eugenics lurks in the shadows. But in China, although these concerns are considered, most thoughts are focused on the benefits of the procedures.

And China’s uptake is growing fast. At CITIC-Xiangya, the number of preimplantation testing procedures rose by 277% over just 2 years,

In the West, PGD still raises fears about the creation of an elite genetic class, and critics talk of a slippery slope towards eugenics, a word that elicits thoughts of Nazi Germany and racial cleansing. In China, however, PGD lacks such baggage. The Chinese word for eugenics, yousheng, is used explicitly as a positive in almost all conversations about PGD.
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James Cosslewon - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 15:01:19 EST ID:lk9OJRy2 No.161746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161745
fake and go back to stormfront
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Eugene Firrytet - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 15:45:29 EST ID:b1KBpdLH No.161747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161746
It's real. Follow the link.
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Ernest Mettinglun - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 16:01:01 EST ID:JOU1sRUA No.161748 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161746
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/15/the-man-who-may-have-secretly-fathered-200-children
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/02/dutch-court-allows-posthumous-dna-tests-on-doctor-in-ivf-scandal
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40131107
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/12/families-demand-dna-tests-dutch-fertility-clinic-head-accused/
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/15/world/europe/dutch-fertility-doctor-swapped-donors-sperm-with-his-lawsuit-claims.html
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Caroline Blocklebanks - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 16:33:26 EST ID:yPsT72Om No.161749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161745

story is from 2009. pic is a random black teenager. move along.
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Caroline Baddlecocke - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 16:39:45 EST ID:vabzrYXI No.161750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161749
story is still developing


Equifax Breach by Shit Clangerbanks - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 02:00:51 EST ID:+rypye+p No.161455 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone else get fucked by this? I just checked on the website provided by https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/blog/2017/09/equifax-data-breach-what-do and it says I "may" be at risk. I can't see how Equifax could possibly survive this, it's an incredible breach of data: SSN's, credit card numbers, DoB's, addresses, names, and even drivers license numbers. I don't even think the free money I'll get in 5 years from the class-action lawsuit will damper the goddamned nightmare I'm likely going to go through with constantly monitoring my credit, bank account, and credit cards.

I don't even think you need to be a highfalutin fancypants to be affected by this, either. I've read reports of people saying they got dicked by this and they're college students with barely any credit history.
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Polly Snodhall - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 01:43:26 EST ID:AaqRkLOm No.161733 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161721
I were you conscious for 2008? No rich person goes to jail for trying to make an extra profit. Stop expecting the state to do anything beyond issuing fines for 1% of the profit made from the crime.

Seriously why are you still asking this question? We've finally moved past that and the question now is how do we get rid of the idiots not doing anything and with what idiots do we want them replaced.
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William Hovingbed - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 21:35:57 EST ID:NVABe+Zf No.161738 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161455
Women executives not even once
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Edwin Grimville - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 21:39:28 EST ID:AaqRkLOm No.161739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161738
Lol this shit happens w/o female executives all the good damn time. As long as your interests are profit first and repercussions are minimal this will keep happening.
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Lillian Sidgebotch - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 04:09:52 EST ID:+rypye+p No.161741 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161738

Ha! You sure showed them good. I think this will be the last push they need to sleep with you.
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Lillian Sattingfene - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 07:06:24 EST ID:ZpgRVkaU No.161742 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161738
ebin


Three Equifax Managers Sold Stock Before Cyber Hack Revealed by Ian Wizzlesetch - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 17:38:06 EST ID:qetGCKL9 No.161478 Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-09-07/three-equifax-executives-sold-stock-before-revealing-cyber-hack?cmpid=socialflow-twitter-business&utm_content=business&utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

>Three Equifax Inc. senior executives sold shares worth almost $1.8 million in the days after the company discovered a security breach that may have compromised information on about 143 million U.S. consumers.

>The trio had not yet been informed of the incident, the company said late Thursday.

>The credit-reporting service said earlier in a statement that it discovered the intrusion on July 29. Regulatory filings show that on Aug. 1, Chief Financial Officer John Gamble sold shares worth $946,374 and Joseph Loughran, president of U.S. information solutions, exercised options to dispose of stock worth $584,099. Rodolfo Ploder, president of workforce solutions, sold $250,458 of stock on Aug. 2. None of the filings lists the transactions as being part of 10b5-1 scheduled trading plans.

>The three “sold a small percentage of their Equifax shares,” Ines Gutzmer, a spokeswoman for the Atlanta-based company, said in an emailed statement. They “had no knowledge that an intrusion had occurred at the time.”

HMMMMMM I'm absolutely SURE those guys didn't know anything at all about the breach and just all decided to dump shares all of a sudden out of nowhere.
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Ernest Sabberhitch - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 10:39:32 EST ID:imhL25gu No.161694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To be fair, the video he posted is from the Onion, I doubt he put it up to make any kind of serious point. Let's maybe not jump down somebody's throat without seeing the 'guy repeating your opinions, usually in an assholish manner' first.
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George Memmerford - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 14:19:53 EST ID:yPsT72Om No.161720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161690
>>161691
>>161693

well i guess i will fuck myself and commit suicide because i posted a light hearted satire video
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David Menkinwell - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:15:17 EST ID:3EPKZT8T No.161723 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161720
>well i guess i will fuck myself and commit suicide because i posted a light hearted satire video
>on the news board
please do.
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Emma Biddlewell - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 19:28:10 EST ID:ar9mMa8V No.161729 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161720
In response to your posts, here is a music video I'd like you to watch. https://youtu.be/XwsJlUdklmk?t=95
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Nell Sottingberk - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 07:33:31 EST ID:SgCSOkmu No.161735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161720
shut the FUCK up


That Trump Speech.... by Rebecca Shakegold - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 20:06:41 EST ID:2fJQ/aQA No.161671 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I feel like we need to have a thread about this -
http://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2017/09/19/trump-vows-totally-destroy-north-korea-threatens/imeIuLEpUbhFOC4zUCS9EN/story.html

Tl;dr - good old Donnie is up to his unusual hijinks, and threatened to wipe out North Korea if they didn't get their shit together. He...literally...said he would wipe them out...

I...I...shit. Does it all end at the hands of this orange buffoon or what? I am almost numb now from the insanity of this shit gibbon.
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George Misslewutch - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 10:16:51 EST ID:ld/D8xQC No.161705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>taking out a warmongering dictator with iron grip over his slave population launching ICBMs at Japan and threatening to nuke Guam, Japan or the USA when they have the capability is bad.

liberals everyone.
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Martin Medgewotch - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:09:57 EST ID:AuIPemfk No.161713 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161705
>causing the destruction of Seoul, the deaths of millions of civilians and a new global refugee crisis is good because hurrrrrrrr me strong me smash foreigner bang bang
Americans...
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Edwin Shakespear - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:18:36 EST ID:O7R8jdys No.161714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161705
Going "Me go boom boom on North Korea. Me am tough" isn't exactly a well thought out strategy. We've known about the situation for decades. We also know what not to do, and what could happen if we do any of the following.

Anyway, I thought Trump was supposed to be the peace candidate. No more wars, and all that jazz.
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George Memmerford - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 14:18:21 EST ID:yPsT72Om No.161719 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161714

to be fair he had a 20 minute fluff intro about peace and love and prosperity and how the western powers were so gracious after ww2 to carve the world up into randomly assigned territories, before launching into his chimp dick-waving tirade. i laughed hardest at his criticism of iran, whose "chief exports are violence, bloodshed, and chaos"

LOL NIGGA HAVE U HEARD OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX? NATIVE AMERICANS? NATIVE HAWAIIANS? LATIN AMERICA? LOL
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David Menkinwell - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:17:43 EST ID:3EPKZT8T No.161724 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161705
iraq was a pretty great war, eh.


British tourist murdered in Brazil was shotgunned and macheted by George Misslewutch - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 10:39:29 EST ID:ld/D8xQC No.161710 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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...before being thrown into a river. Jesus Christ, Brazil. What kind of savages are you raising down there?

>Leader of gang suspected of murdering British kayaker in Brazil is killed

>One of the leaders of the gang of river pirates who robbed and murdered a British kayaker in the Amazon has been killed, Brazilian police have said. Evanilson Gomes da Costa, known as Baia, 24, was shot in the early hours and later died of his wounds in hospital...

>Kelty, 43, was canoeing alone from the source of the Amazon to the Atlantic when she went missing in the Solimões area, as the upper stretches of the river are known. The area is notorious for its pirates and drug trade...

>According to the testimony, Gomes da Costa and da Silva approached Kelty’s tent and shot her with a shotgun, wounding her... Wounded, yet conscious Kelty was shot again dragged to the river and attacked with a machete, then “they threw her in the middle of the river, which is the deepest part”.

>former primary school headteacher Emma Kelty

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/20/leader-of-gang-suspected-of-murdering-british-kayaker-in-brazil-is-killed
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Fuck Gicklehudge - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 14:06:18 EST ID:nO4g22iY No.161716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just got back from a vacation in Argentina, where I got robbed by some guys that ran up behind me in a tourist area at night, they tackled me and kicked the hell out of me before taking my wallet, my cellphone, and my backpack. Violent crime like this seems to be the norm in many parts of South America.
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George Memmerford - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 14:12:07 EST ID:yPsT72Om No.161717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the wall just got 10 feet higher
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Walter Feshstone - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 16:11:41 EST ID:CjSJoVIL No.161737 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161716
Stop making up stories on the Internet.


Daca ends by Eliza Pidgewet - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 11:42:40 EST ID:sCGVgm0i No.161344 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://nypost.com/2017/09/05/sessions-trump-administration-to-end-daca-program/amp/

So the lives of a near million people will be uprooted unless congress can rebrand it for trump to take credit for a perfectly functional program.
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Isabella Bruvingshit - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 23:03:06 EST ID:ojjwPRrO No.161678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>161675
>majority of America
lol wat. most americans live near the coasts.
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Cornelius Ferringchick - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 23:22:37 EST ID:AVMlG+F9 No.161679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I thought the "merica" would be too obvious, but the fact you liberal elites could even think some american could be so stupid is why we act that way!
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John Facklebudge - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 00:42:50 EST ID:CgCM1jv+ No.161683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>161679
Poe's law.
I've seen so many people try to argue that people who live in cities deserve less representation than people who live in rural areas because "NYC and LA would control everything!" that I really cannot tell at this point.

I've also seen so many eager slaves who working two jobs and making fuckall yet looking down on people who work 36 hours and make more, who identify with the business owner fucking him in the ass before other workers, who consider education and unions elitist, who cheered when Trump announced he was going to get rid of the inheritance tax (which only kicks in after the first 5 million), that I can't tell whether you're joking even now.

There's not much you could say to be clearly satire as even more absurd examples that aren't satire are too common.
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Fanny Brookworth - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 01:09:03 EST ID:yPsT72Om No.161684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161683

never forget that america is a country full of temporarily embarrassed millionaires
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Hedda Grimman - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 18:30:58 EST ID:Xqzq70nD No.161698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161684
Hey, fuck you. The only thing holding me back is that $0.03 those DUMBocrat LIEberals take out of my pay every month to give some baby factory welfare queen's food stamps.

I'd be golfing in Mar A Lago if I just had that extra 36cents every year.


Fox news sexcapades by Sidney Dublingbeck - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 09:13:19 EST ID:DPNKRzl5 No.161660 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You want this job, we want to see you take the BBC.

The British news?

Naw, bitch..... naw.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/political-commentator-sues-fox-news-233915787.html
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Nathaniel Mimmlehudge - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 10:39:32 EST ID:CgCM1jv+ No.161661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>"In July of 2013, I was raped by Charles Payne," Hughes told The Times. "In July of 2017, I was raped again by Fox News. Since then, I have been living an absolute hell."
Innocent until proven guilty and all, but if someone told me a news station has raped a woman, I'd assume it was Fox.
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Nicholas Sezzleforth - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 14:26:45 EST ID:Y9cabUJ0 No.161666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161660
>Fox News facilitates the rape of white woman by black man
Oh, the irony.
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Simon Benkinwere - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 19:10:52 EST ID:1kLMhMMJ No.161670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down

I bet he just watched the 2007 horror flick "Teeth."


Sessions recinds guidelines for reduction of minimum sentences for drugs by John Finningchure - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 09:45:58 EST ID:CgCM1jv+ No.161207 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.justice.gov/opa/speech/attorney-general-sessions-delivers-remarks-national-alliance-drug-endangered-children
>treatment cannot be our only policy. Treatment often comes too late. By the time many people receive treatment, they, their families, and communities have already suffered dramatically. The individual struggle to overcome addiction can be a long process – and it can fail. And, sadly, it often does fail.

>That’s why the first goal is to stop use and addiction before they start. We also need prevention.

>In recent years, some of the government officials, media and Hollywood elites in this country have sent mixed messages and accommodating messages about the harmfulness of drugs. This is unacceptable: we must not capitulate intellectually or morally to drug use. We must create and foster a culture that is hostile to drug abuse. Accommodation to a rattlesnake in your bed is a path to disaster.

>A Southern border that is more secure and more lawful will make it harder to bring deadly drugs into this country. That would protect children from the effects of this epidemic.
This motherfucker thinks significant portions of the US drug market is carried across deserts, rivers, and canyons by illegals on foot.
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Matilda Gengertot - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 12:09:24 EST ID:aH24pX5g No.161644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161639
Stop taking the bait.
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Cornelius Surringshaw - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 13:36:06 EST ID:HeKUbR6s No.161645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161636
protestant scum
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Clara Clennerfuck - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 14:16:23 EST ID:Y9cabUJ0 No.161646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol.

Just don't remind the alt-right that Irish-Americans are heavily concentrated in liberal New York and New England, or they really will try to make hating the Irish great again.
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Nathaniel Mimmlehudge - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 04:47:30 EST ID:CgCM1jv+ No.161657 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>161656
>They're racist but not in the good Germanic white man coming to a realization way
lol
Well fuck, I was going to make another satirical post, but there's just no way to make this more absurd.
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Walter Clarryspear - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 09:04:02 EST ID:aH24pX5g No.161659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161657
It has to be a parody. Its like a control find and replace of Jews with Irish.


DNC - Former NSA experts say it wasn’t a hack at all by William Serringneck - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 12:55:26 EST ID:D6SPvmUD No.160443 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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but a leak—an inside job by someone with access to the DNC’s system.

There was no hack of the Democratic National Committee’s system on July 5 last year—not by the Russians, not by anyone else. Hard science now demonstrates it was a leak—a download executed locally with a memory key or a similarly portable data-storage device. In short, it was an inside job by someone with access to the DNC’s system. This casts serious doubt on the initial “hack,” as alleged, that led to the very consequential publication of a large store of documents on WikiLeaks last summer.

Forensic investigations of documents made public two weeks prior to the July 5 leak by the person or entity known as Guccifer 2.0 show that they were fraudulent: Before Guccifer posted them they were adulterated by cutting and pasting them into a blank template that had Russian as its default language. Guccifer took responsibility on June 15 for an intrusion the DNC reported on June 14 and professed to be a WikiLeaks source—claims essential to the official narrative implicating Russia in what was soon cast as an extensive hacking operation. To put the point simply, forensic science now devastates this narrative.

Forensicator’s first decisive findings, made public in the paper dated July 9, concerned the volume of the supposedly hacked material and what is called the transfer rate—the time a remote hack would require. The metadata established several facts in this regard with granular precision: On the evening of July 5, 2016, 1,976 megabytes of data were downloaded from the DNC’s server. The operation took 87 seconds. This yields a transfer rate of 22.7 megabytes per second.

“A speed of 22.7 megabytes is simply unobtainable, especially if we are talking about a transoceanic data transfer,” Folden said. “Based on the data we now have, what we’ve been calling a hack is impossible.”

https://www.thenation.com/article/a-new-report-raises-big-questions-about-last-years-dnc-hack/
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Basil Fanshit - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 12:48:55 EST ID:STHh5vEQ No.161605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161588
>Nobody outside of the future or the Old Confederacy would give a shit about putting a Jew in the white house.
The collective sodium discharge from 4skin's /pol/ would be incredible to witness.
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Wesley Derringshaw - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 14:36:21 EST ID:rTr48MXc No.161608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161585
Bernie Sanders is literally 4 years older than Donald Trump.
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Cyril Wommlehall - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 19:11:01 EST ID:2fJQ/aQA No.161612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161608
Yes, but Trump is in the best shape of anyone ever, on the planet!
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Hugh Gimblekodge - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 19:58:08 EST ID:yPsT72Om No.161615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>161612

who got that side-by-side of fatty trump lumbering up a slight incline on a golf course while sexy obama struts in shorts flexin his pecs?
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Frederick Mundlespear - Sun, 17 Sep 2017 19:14:57 EST ID:O7R8jdys No.161631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>161615
It's posted in some thread here. Dunno which, but here's a parting gift.


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