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Roy Moore: Baby Rapist! by Phoebe Drellerdale - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 12:26:33 EST ID:jy0xNtH0 No.163368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well? Is he really a kiddy banger or is it fake news being used to destroy a good Christian man???
Matilda Brunkindale - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 12:34:21 EST ID:bi5BlZnI No.163369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Neither. Turns out American Evangelicals are just lowkey pro-pedo.
>Nearly 40 percent of Evangelical Christians in Alabama say they're now more likely to vote for Roy Moore after multiple allegations that he molested children, even as voters across the historically red state now seem to be punishing Moore for his past actions, a new poll shows.

Looks like all that complaining about Hollywood pedos was just jealousy :/
Phoebe Drellerdale - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 13:05:52 EST ID:jy0xNtH0 No.163372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You have to respect their cultural values i guess.
Wesley Mipperterk - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 14:37:36 EST ID:Lh3J4NBw No.163375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This just means they think the allegations are false and are taking this as an opportunity to stick it to the Washington elitists. Moore is a piece of shit and the women were very likely being truthful, but leave playing dumb to actual dumb people.
Reuben Tootdale - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 16:16:47 EST ID:OBWIAo4y No.163376 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Apparently the latest accuser showed her highschool yearbook and Moore's sginature was in it, along with personalized messages complimenting her beauty
This was after he specifically claimed he'd never met her.

So at best he was an old creepy dude that hangs around highschoolers

Now that doesn't proove he's a rapist or anything but iI'm gonna say this makes him at least as shitty as some kind of real life Bojack Horseman, and that's not what you want in the senate
Priscilla Sirrybanks - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:20:37 EST ID:kqpOounY No.163377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>that's not what you want in the senate
For all their virtue signaling, republicans don't care about family values or character, etc. They just want to refer to Native Americans and Asian Americans as "reds and yellows".

They don't like same sex marriage. They want to get whipped into a fervor over Islam. This is what they want in the senate.

They're willing to overlook pedophilia for the chance to be racist, homophobic and Islamophobic.
Ernest Pundlewure - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:51:50 EST ID:u35xloTz No.163380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>some said even if they are true, that wouldn't sway their vote for him next month because they think Moore is a good man, should be forgiven and they could never bring themselves to vote for a Democrat anyway. Several attacked the media.

>After a long pause, Alabama Bibb County Republican chairman Jerry Pow tells me he'd vote for Roy Moore even if Moore did commit a sex crime against a girl.
>"Yeah!" Covington County GOP Chairman William Blocker tells me he'd consider voting Moore even if hard proof of sexual abuse emerged.
>Alabama State Auditor Jim Zeigler, a Moore backer: "Even if you accept the Washington Post's report as being completely true, it's much ado about very little. "
>Alabama State Representative Ed Henry told The Cullman Times that Moore's victims should be prosecuted.

Don't defend pedo enablers, man.
Beatrice Dommerford - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:52:22 EST ID:NVABe+Zf No.163381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hollywood liberals got California to decriminalize child sex. They have the very same effective age of consent.
Temporal Prisoner Chakotay - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 18:53:13 EST ID:lgB+3NAy No.163382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No roy is a good southern boy and you liberals just want to bismirch a fine mans character. A FINE man! (Jowls quiver)
Simon Cleddlechadge - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:50:12 EST ID:RdSP/jhn No.163385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"Some said" is qualitatively different from "40% of ... said". If you weren't so insistent on twisting an anonymous poll into an opportunity to stigmatize a huge group of people as pedos or pedo supporters, I wouldn't have to also defend the few who actually are that shitty.

P.S.: I've seen those quotes. Partisanship is hell of a drug - do your part to not turn the world into a Kelly cartoon.
Ebenezer Chezzlefoot - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 19:55:54 EST ID:lgB+3NAy No.163386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kelly cartoon?
Simon Cleddlechadge - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 20:11:27 EST ID:RdSP/jhn No.163387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Caroline Bunderham - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:23:10 EST ID:2fJQ/aQA No.163389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bojack for POTUS! 2020!
Ebenezer Chezzlefoot - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:40:18 EST ID:lgB+3NAy No.163390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are these satire or bitter, virgin man child? Im guessing satire because its irritating
Albert Shakespear - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 22:34:13 EST ID:u35xloTz No.163391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oh calm down Bubba, no need to get so defensive. Nobody here is forcing these people to act like shameless hypocrites who excuse predatory behavior. That's on them.

And nobody here is forcing you to defend it. That's on you.
Augustus Dabberdale - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 22:47:07 EST ID:ZqNU3ikO No.163392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Im guessing satire because its irritating
You find satire irritating?
Betsy Dringernin - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 01:29:18 EST ID:N0JCk5qJ No.163393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like how when trying to defend him one of the evangelical mouth pieces basically refuted the virgin birth and all of Christianity by saying Jesus was the product of a man marrying a girl and that's the same as fucking a kid you're babysitting and people rallied behind him.

I checked his twitter account the other day and it was gold, it was Veteran's day and he tweeted support the troops or some shit and there was a barrage of "stay away from the toop's daughters" followed by "he is a righteous man and God has chosen him!"

We're really just fucked beyond repair at this point. Thanks for making America great again guys.
Thomas Fottingdirk - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 02:15:35 EST ID:lizoOEx/ No.163394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I guess I meant provocative rather than irritating. Real political opinions are usually just ignorant. Im stoned on resin right now so I'm sorry if you do not accept my answer.
Also great webm. He looks like John Malcovich
Thomas Fottingdirk - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 14:56:56 EST ID:lizoOEx/ No.163405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Christians making insane interpretations of the bible? Whaaaat
Fanny Smallbanks - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 01:36:37 EST ID:kFmX3/Gj No.163427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm just pointing out how ironic it is that they're renouncing the core beliefs of the religion while trying to double down on identifying as and attempting to pander to that same religion, I thought it was funny. Sorry to pull you away from your Richard Dawkins meets Penn Gillette erotic fan fiction to grace us with that zinger, I know it's not going to write itself so I'll leave you be. /nb
Nathaniel Blennersetch - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 09:43:15 EST ID:Z0JFKxiY No.163434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
American Evangelicalism is already so far removed from the core beliefs of Christianity that it might as well be a different religion entirely. They took the story of a poor uppity anti-establishment anti-imperialist socialist pacifist Middle Eastern darky hippy and somehow turned that into a blonde-haired blue-eyed gun-loving fag-hating authoritarian warmonger who loves American imperialism almost as much as he hates the Middle East.

Americans give Christ a bad name.
Clara Greenson - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 10:21:07 EST ID:woyqhUbc No.163435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fuck Winderbick - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 22:18:13 EST ID:2fJQ/aQA No.163446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ah yup.

Shit, Moore himself just made a big deal about how this whole thing is just a plot to "keep America away from Jesus," and that all our problems would be solved the second we go full on American Taliban. Basically, it is now America - The Religion. Not to be confused with Mormonism which is America - The Religion Part Two - Electric-Manifest-Destiny-A-Loo.

The scary thing is, Moore will likely win the seat, while, thanks to Gropegate, Al Franken is likely to be ejected from the Senate. Shit is getting crazy. Then you will have the whole fight over who takes Franken's seat, which will, knowing the Dems, be completely fucked up and end up going to the GOP.

I mean, these fuckers in Alabama are so fucked up they aren't even asking why a 30-something dude signed a high school girl's year book.
Betsy Clayshaw - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 12:56:42 EST ID:DTJRk/wK No.163455 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The US seems like such a fucking shithole in all categories. I mean most of you are cool here, but honestly it seems like such a shitplace to live.
Samuel Mollerhood - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 13:28:30 EST ID:kFmX3/Gj No.163459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's a cool place to live, that's why it was stolen to begin with. For the most part it's he people that are intolerable wastes of space and dead bent on ending the world if they can't have their foot in the back of everyone else in it. The great plains and mountain ranges and forests and rivers are beautiful and the landscape itself never invaded any country under false pretenses. Walk around a walmart and past the 3rd person with an "all lives matter" bumper sticker on the motorized scooter they have been using since they were 25 because they're too fat to walk and you too will start thinking "none of this matters".

On the plus side we can kind of legally smoke weed in some places, just don't bring up we're the ones that made it illegal and forced the rest of the world to follow suite to begin with.
Phoebe Turveyforth - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 15:22:17 EST ID:aoVW/bWI No.163460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's a great place to live especially if you're white and already have money, but that goes for most of the world. The government is doing this thing where they're taking rights away so little by little that people aren't feeling the effects of it all at once but this statement goes for much of the world, too.

It's like how a frog knows to jump out of pot of water that's already boiling, but if it was in there before it started boiling, it's not going to notice and will get cooked. Right now, America is at a simmer.
Phoebe Turveyforth - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 15:28:41 EST ID:aoVW/bWI No.163462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also, it's a big country. How people live in Jackson, MS is very different from how people live in Seattle or whatever.
Fuck Winderbick - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 15:40:01 EST ID:2fJQ/aQA No.163463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>How people live in Jackson, MS is very different from how people live in Seattle or whatever.

The live poorly and for a shorter period of time, all while jerking it to a bible with a confederate flag sticker on it.

At least compared to Seattle....where they live longer and jerk it to Bill Gates biographies...
Lillian Wobblehall - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 09:46:10 EST ID:ekOaCD+Z No.163556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Evangelicals in the American South like the kind defending Moore tend to be of the Southern Baptist variety. American Baptism became popular throughout the South, Midwest and Appalachia because of its emphasis on individual salvation through faith alone (not through good works or personal study of the bible), biblical literalism, local autonomy and authoritarianism. It doesn't matter how much of a pervert or violent asshole you are, it doesn't matter if you've ever even read the Bible, as long as you were baptized at some point and as long as you believe enough you're guaranteed a seat in heaven. You don't even have to bother trying to be a better person or a better Christian, as long as you're not gay or a slut, of course. It's a denomination built from the ground up to excuse selfishness, violence, hypocrisy, immoral behavior, ignorance, illiteracy, hostility to science, and disunity.

But even that wasn't enough for the South, because those darned northern preachers kept complaining about how immoral slavery was. So the South did the godfearing, humble, loyal step... of breaking away and making their own Southern form of Baptism that explicitly endorsed slavery and enshrined hostility to the North as holy writ. When it comes down to a question of faith or bad habits, the South will bow to their selfish had habits every time and then come up with a post-hoc religious justification for it. The entire religious identity of the South is built on this principle of "have your cake, eat it too, then bitch at the North for being indulgent cake-lovers". Hypocrisy, projection and excuse-making as religious philosophy, going back centuries.

This is the quality of Christian with which we are dealing. Excusing pedophilia is a feature for these people, not a bug.
Beatrice Fittingshaw - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 15:32:48 EST ID:u35xloTz No.163581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Apparently his opponent Doug Jones made a name for himself by prosecuting KKK members who bombed a black church. So this could be more about American evangelicals being pro-KKK than being pro-pedo.

Or maybe it's both.
Sidney Bluvinghark - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 18:27:06 EST ID:2fJQ/aQA No.163592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The head dude from Duck Dynasty has openly said he things women are in their "prime," when they are 16 and should be married by then.

And he is still McDaddy #1 with the bible belters.

These people have no shame.*

*Unless that shame is a homosexual urge....
Fanny Savingburk - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 18:50:51 EST ID:ZqNU3ikO No.163595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The age of consent in most of the world is 16, there's nothing wrong with saying it ought to be OK for 16 yearolds to have sex, assuming it's not like with a 30+ year old exploiting their wealth, power, and experience or other predatory shit.

I'd agree they're probably not ready for a permanent relationship as they've had so little time to learn and hopefully have a lot of growth still ahead of them.
There's certainly nothing biblically wrong with 16 year-olds getting married.
Matilda Foshman - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 11:11:33 EST ID:2fJQ/aQA No.163607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To be clear, he made it perfectly clear he thought older men should be marrying teen girls.

And the bible is a fucked up book of fairytales. People need to get over it or just admit that it also sanctions shit like slavery and selling women as property.
Thomas Sozzleway - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 14:44:24 EST ID:iN3xMI/h No.163610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think what's more fucked up is that they're even against the spirit of it. At the time it was written that slavery shit was a huge step forward for slaves. It's almost like even a perfect manuscript written by a deity might only be perfect for that given situation because consequences and relative things change. it's a fairy tale but if it was real then the old shit would be mostly irrelevant to modern society. I mean maybe even homosexuality was bad for the human race when we were not growing exponentially. It was clearly written to "improve" society at the time it was written with no thought to the distant future
Hamilton Shakedock - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 19:55:30 EST ID:ZqNU3ikO No.163611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>maybe even homosexuality was bad for the human race
Laws tend to be written for the expedience of those writing them.
It was fairly common for there to be no penalty for being into dudes, but for not working to continue your line since those writing the laws were usually beholden to their dynasty.
Hedda Follyville - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 17:09:07 EST ID:2fJQ/aQA No.163633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I swear the no homo parts of the Bible were just added there to piss off the Greeks who pretty much dominated culture in that area until the Romans showed up.

"Hey, Ezra, maybe we should put down some no homo rule so that the kids don't end up going to the gymnasium for some tale. Make them hate the gay...fucking Greeks..."
Esther Dinnerstotch - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 17:40:12 EST ID:WXUWSia2 No.163634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hell, the anti-gay stuff in the bible is one line in Leviticus, which not only makes it superseded in Christianity by the New Testament, its buried in a tonne of anti-incest rules, and is ambiguous as fuck. What exactly does "sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman" mean?
David Pockstock - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 22:45:41 EST ID:2fJQ/aQA No.163636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It means put your peepee in his butt hole.

Hand jobs and blow jobs are OK I guess. Just no anal. God HATES anal! Like, seriously, he hates it. Some guys keep picketing funerals he hates it so much. Weird, but so is God.
Basil Guckleson - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 15:47:16 EST ID:2z6AxWh6 No.163655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Don't forget the Old Testament says to never cut your hair or shave your sideburns, by the mandate of God himself, but Peter (being raised in Roman culture) said you HAVE to have short hair or else you're a faggot and will burn in hell. Peter really fucked up the New Testament.
Jack Billingson - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 19:08:45 EST ID:WXUWSia2 No.163659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Any one who's even taken an entry level christian studies class can tell you how much Christianity was mangled and shredded to become the state religion of the Roman Empire. Hell that's the reason why Christ's crucifixion was re-written to blame the jews. Somehow the Roman rulers who actually fucking crucified him weren't at fault. (never mind that Jesus HAD to die according to Christian mythology to save humanity, so why is anyone mad about it?)
Lillian Mavingcocke - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 20:01:37 EST ID:2fJQ/aQA No.163662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>(never mind that Jesus HAD to die according to Christian mythology to save humanity, so why is anyone mad about it?)

Gospel of Judas anyone?
Jack Billingson - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 17:18:51 EST ID:WXUWSia2 No.163668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, its incredible how much is left out of the bible, and how far removed from the actual life and times of Jesus it was written.
Rebecca Pommerhit - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 04:10:38 EST ID:xgvAhcoW No.163818 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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A liberal witch hunt is on the prowl for Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore. The respected former judge is being attacked for OCCASIONALLY BEFRIENDING young girls using ROMANCE, and his senate campaign is on THIN ICE because of this smear campaign of the liberal media. Meanwhile, while the vicious liberals are attacking Roy Moore for simply trying to be OLD ROMEO to young ladies, the hypocritical left is entirely ignoring the real villain: child-chasing PEDO PREZ Barack Obama who to this day continues to be married to FORMER TEENAGER Michelle Obama. Horrendous! The two-faced globalist media has no shame!

DEMON-CRAT hero Barry Hussein’s PUBLIC WIFE Michelle Obama was ONCE A CHILD, but the viper-souled cabal of leftist media says nothing about this and is instead OBSESSED with destroying Judge Roy Moore simply because he wanted to invite a teenager into his car for a POLITE and TASTEFULLY SEXUAL encounter.

It is horrible and devious that the media is trying to KILL Judge Roy Moore, yet it has remained silent about the fact that Obama knew that MICHELLE THE WIFE was once in MIDDLE SCHOOL, and yet still the lustful Diddler-In-Chief seduced Michelle in order to have PERVERTED MARITAL SEX with her and he STILL DOES TO THIS DAY. The whole time that Ohumper does this, the LYING MEDIA has said that such perversions are FINE FOR THE BAD PREZ. Meanwhile, Judge Roy Moore is an ethical CHURCH LAD who has never once had sex with Michelle Obama, so why is he the target of a coordinated liberal smear campaign against FRIENDLY MEN kind enough to sign HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOKS and show a NATURAL OLD MAN’S INTEREST in the teenagers of the MALL (good for economy)?

Patriots, it is time to do the Civil War again, because as we speak, liberal scandal rags like The Washington Post (cruel invention of BEZOS) are trying to ruin Judge Roy Moore’s life just for ANCIENT SEX CRIMES with buxom children while such dishonest leftist media outlets remain silent about how cradle-robbing NASTY PREZ Omolesto is still shacking up with little Michelle, who was OFFICIALLY PREPUBESCENT for several years following her birth as an INFANT in 1964.

The DNC might try to hide the truth about the Horny Hussein’s nonstop sex jihad, but there’s no denying that Ohumper MARRIED a wife who at one point in the past was 5 years old for a whole year.

Judge Roy Moore is a moral REAL-LIFE JESUS who only wanted to give WISE MENTORSHIP and FRIENDLY PHYSICAL PASSION to young girls, but now he is being burned at the stake by Big Media DNC operatives. It’s outrageous that the Democratic Machine is trying to change the subject from Pedopresident Obamaniac and his PERVERTED LUST for his WIFE who is widely known to have ONCE BEEN A BABY. The blackhearted, hypocritical left is tearing this country apart, and DEFENSELESS PATRIOTS like Judge Roy Moore are the ones suffering the most.
Martha Murdfield - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 09:37:30 EST ID:c7aak/Su No.163923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>DEMON-CRAT hero Barry Hussein’s PUBLIC WIFE Michelle Obama was ONCE A CHILD, but the viper-souled cabal of leftist media says nothing about this and is instead OBSESSED with destroying Judge Roy Moore simply because he wanted to invite a teenager into his car for a POLITE and TASTEFULLY SEXUAL encounter.
Lmao. It's the random capital letters that really sells it. You got the cadence down perfectly, I feel like I could be reading this as the top-voted post in any random right wing website's comment section.

Phyllis Bardfield - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 10:28:17 EST ID:/n+2nhJj No.163924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>simply trying to be OLD ROMEO
>DEMON-CRAT hero Barry Hussein
>ANCIENT SEX CRIMES with buxom children
>Horny Hussein's nonstop sex jihad
>Michelle, who was OFFICIALLY PREPUBESCENT for several years following her birth as an INFANT in 1964
>Pedopresident Obamaniac
Basil Blatherforth - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 10:36:30 EST ID:WXUWSia2 No.163925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not all that different then shit I've seen on The_Donald.
Nicholas Demmlewell - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 18:40:50 EST ID:o4BwxZhq No.163944 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I bet it would fly in Kekistan.

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