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Thai Football team rescue by Simon Gocklehore - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 09:15:21 EST ID:cs064rD0 No.170168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/thai-cave-rescue-navy-dive-operation-1.4738333

Six out, Seven to go.
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Jenny Murdwell - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 09:55:40 EST ID:M/Ws53KS No.170169 Report Quick Reply
>>170168

Good, here's hoping for the best.
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Samuel Bangerlore - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 02:39:30 EST ID:fD7QbJY8 No.170194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i read one of the divers speaking about the guy who drowned saying they wont let their friends sacrifice be in vain. moved me slightly.
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William Clozzlewell - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 12:23:23 EST ID:8c32w9KN No.170205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Four left, as of this morning
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Martin Naffinglod - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 13:12:35 EST ID:cs064rD0 No.170209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170205
Bout time some good news came up on this board.
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Nathaniel Blacklenig - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 15:14:57 EST ID:o4BwxZhq No.170228 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is going to make a GREAT movie.
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John Hasslebatch - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 20:42:00 EST ID:J+DByIsS No.170235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170228
It will probably be about as bad as that James Franco movie where he plays the guy who drank his pee and cut his arm off. Fucking boooooooooooring.

Here's the whole movie:

First 20 minutes of characters and them interacting with family and anticipating the camping trip. Next 20 minutes will be them going camping, with the last 5 about them actually getting trapped. The next 40 minutes will be split between scenes of the rescue/engineering team planning their shit and the boys in the cave shitting themselves about the whole thing. The climax will be when they decide to just send the teams in to pull the boys out.

Anything they do to make that suspenseful will be fluffer bullshit (love story, fight between parents/child, etc) that they added to embellish the story, to help keep people's attention to an otherwise boring series of events.
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Alice Werringhall - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 21:30:09 EST ID:1KcWuZvS No.170237 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170235
idk man there's not much need to manufacture drama when you have "we need to get them out before it rains again otherwise they'll be stuck in there for 4 months", just do a bunch of ominous shots of gathering stormclouds and have the dramatic last rescue happen seconds before the rain starts

they had to teach the kids to scuba dive, think of the training montage
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Esther Ginningfuck - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 09:03:19 EST ID:cs064rD0 No.170246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/thai-cave-rescue-navy-dive-operation-1.4740318

And that's it, all are out, and alive. A stunning success by any metric.

RIP Saman Gunan, layed down his life to get the oxygen the kids needed to make the escape.
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Walter Bannerlock - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 09:18:30 EST ID:/HpYV+GX No.170247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170228
The movie will end with white savior Elon Musk singlehandedly rescuing the kids in a CGI-heavy action scene with his personal Iron Man submarine that totally exists and works IRL and that he totally invented and built all on his own.*

*"Based on a true story"
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Barnaby Fecklefield - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 09:27:54 EST ID:hPXU206k No.170248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170247

lol elon musk that fucking chucklefuck. Pretty much just showed up with a half-baked "submarine" that didn't even work just so he could take an instagram selfie in the cave like the billionaire manchild that he is.

Elon is like that dude in a restaurant who makes a big fucking deal about getting his wallet out to pay, but only after someone else has already paid up the bill.
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Esther Ginningfuck - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 09:38:32 EST ID:cs064rD0 No.170250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170248
I'm honestly shocked he didn't get shot for getting in the way of an operation that needed everything at 110% to even have a chance.
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Walter Bannerlock - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 09:40:55 EST ID:/HpYV+GX No.170251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170248
>lol elon musk that fucking chucklefuck
Yeah but if Elon Musk was ruining destitute people's lives via a mail-order usury scam you'd be slobbering all over his nuts, so you can fuck off just as hard.
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Barnaby Fecklefield - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 10:06:19 EST ID:hPXU206k No.170253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>170251

Great contribution to the thread. You get a sticker.
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Esther Furrykat - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 19:31:54 EST ID:V5RlYO3y No.170289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/jul/10/elon-musk-queries-expertise-of-thai-cave-rescue-officials
oh wow
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Hannah Pattinghudge - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 19:36:07 EST ID:o4BwxZhq No.170291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170289
Fun fact....Thailand has competent people!
Just because they aren't white, doesn't mean they can't get shit done.

Case in point, this one, where they got all the kids out safely.
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Esther Ginningfuck - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 19:39:42 EST ID:cs064rD0 No.170292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170289
Man, remember when people liked this chuckleass?
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Charlotte Pinnerbine - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 20:52:34 EST ID:JLk/EU4b No.170299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>170292

Elon musk is a straight-up con artist, or is just permanently 18 years old he did after all leave his wife AND 5 KIDS HOLY SHIT in order to fuck....grimes so I guess there's a good argument for that

Never mind that his car company is hemorrhaging cash because all of his excessively complicated robots don't work. LOOK CAVE SUBMARINE!

He did this shit last time with SpaceX when the falcon heavy couldn't carry anywhere near it's designed gross weight. LOOK I SHOT MAH CAR IN SPACE! DISTRACTION!

He's the fucking donald trump of tech, and people slob on his knob while ignoring all the massive financial fuckery that's all gonna come undone one day. Tesla will be Silicon Valley's first Enron.

I guess cause he's a nerd's nerd is why so many internet weirdos jump themselves practically out of their pants to whiteknight him. All they see is his endless bullshit of literal IRL tech clickbait and assume that all the financial stuff has been taken care of by some business guy or whatever. Accounting is boring man LOOK PRESSURE TUBE!
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Caroline Buzzshaw - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 03:03:56 EST ID:fD7QbJY8 No.170304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170299

i just realized brace face leah doesn't have braces. my entire life has been a lie.
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Sophie Bittingtetch - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 08:14:39 EST ID:43oF1WYf No.170308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170292
Lol, even the inveterate asskissers over at Gizmodo are starting to wake up to snake oil. Elon really jumped the shark with this one.

https://gizmodo.com/is-elon-musk-serious-1827456578
>The press loves to cover these announcements, even when there is very little evidence that Musk can keep his techno-futuristic promises. Gizmodo is no exception. We breathlessly covered the saga of SpaceX, its reusable rockets, and drone barge. We flipped out, however skeptically, when he revealed his Hyperloop idea. We even took Musk seriously when he said he was going to go to Mars. At a certain point, however, Musk the showman stopped being cute and started seeming like the world’s most annoying bullshitter. It certainly didn’t help earlier this year when Musk decided he hated journalists and wanted to start a website where random people could rank them. So far, Musk’s new Yelp for journalists website does not exist.
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Sidney Disslestock - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 08:20:36 EST ID:tOJ3Q2XF No.170309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170299

Also all of hia factories are dangerous becasue instead of uaing OSHA guide lines, he used Willy Wonka guidelines.
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Lydia Pockford - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 16:38:18 EST ID:T4JbmD3p No.170440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>170168
Having an exceedingly regular day online, Elon Musk got mad at the British expat diver being called a hero for actually helping to save the boys, and accused him of being a pedophile.

Truly, he is the hero this world needs.
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Ebenezer Shakeson - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 16:50:43 EST ID:sClHa8sB No.170441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170440

Jesus Christ
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Fucking Drummlekutch - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 17:20:54 EST ID:3E+uYiLw No.170442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>170440

Lmao, his twitter game is as weak as the orange man's. I wish people would stop fawning over narcissistic capitalists like Elongated Muskrat and Donald "Probably Senile" Trump
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Ernest Snodville - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 19:00:17 EST ID:o4BwxZhq No.170446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170440
Yeah, the pedo comment was low.
The fact is, Musk knows jack shit about cave diving or cave rescues. Just like, you know, you are I know jack shit about the topic.

But, you can't have some guy with literally HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of hours taking away the spotlight from some billionaire 10,000 miles away...so off with his head! He must be a pedo.
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Albert Purringfotch - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 20:21:02 EST ID:M/Ws53KS No.170447 Report Quick Reply
>>170446

It honestly seems like projection to me.
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Molly Bardson - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 20:52:37 EST ID:lYcdKmDZ No.170448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170447
Mercator if I'm not mistaken.
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Shitting Hedgefoot - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 09:49:17 EST ID:okEIzG9a No.170466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170447
Well he did make a big deal about dating someone 17 years younger whose entire aesthetic is basically "vulnerable lisping teenage waif who sounds like a child".

So, yes, probably.
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Angus Fobblebock - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 10:21:59 EST ID:hPXU206k No.170468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>170440

>make half-ass idea
>nobody wants half-ass idea
>UR A PEDO DURR

"But the people who hate Elon Musk are just tesla short sellers...."
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Nathaniel Hiddlestone - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 12:59:01 EST ID:cs064rD0 No.170474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Now I really wish one of those SEALs just popped two between the eyes when this jackass showed up.


Fun fact, some musk lovers on twitter are now claiming he DID save the kids


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