The fish fillet sucks. You aren't really going to find shit at McDonald's with no meat other than that and fries. Oh they have shitty salads too.

If you are going fast food on a veggie diet, I'd suggest Burger Kings veggie burger. Their fish sandwich is better too. Also,

PRO TIP: Don't take your GF to McDonald's for dinner. If you are going to take her out at least make it a real restaurant. Christ, even Olive Garden is better than that. Unless you are purposely trying not to get laid.

>>123318
Thanks for the advice. I think she quite likes McDonald's though (she's a classy lady, I know). I'll take her for a pizza instead, I can always just get a Margherita.

>>123317

never order the Filet o Fish. Not only is it pretty gross on it's own it's the least popular item on the menu so it invariably ends up sitting around for hours and hours before anyone buys it. don't do it OP.

>>123320
The more I think about it the more disgusting it sounds. I will have to avoid McDonald's for a while :(

Check out the fella's website, /nom/. It's probably up your alley: behindthebites.com

Here's another one, why not.

>>123309
Nothing unhealthy about that if youd make it from scratch... Youre not one of these faggots who thinks fat is bad are you?

>>123313
it's a ton of calories and a shit load of sodium. nothing healthy about it. there's nothing wrong with unhealthy shit, but if you think you can make that meal healthy... hahahahaha

>>123309

Hide me from that... monstrosity.

There's a mushroom festival once a year not too far away. A few stands sell mushroom ice cream. I tried a mushroom ice cream bar. It was plain, so it was sort of bland and creamy but would have been okay if not for the chunks of frozen mushroom in it. Frozen mushroom have a very, very odd consistency. Overall a confusing experience.

dolphin. pic related.

tastes like meaty liver. not very good. but then again i didn't prepare it correctly, you're apparently supposed to stew it or some shit. i just straight up grilled it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21RWUIFHD_s

Yall bitches should check out madventures. Season 2 is subtitled in english and season 3 is narrated in english.

Its a traveling show though, but the madcook parts are very relative. Theres some weird shit in there, like monkey brains etc.

>>123287
wow I expected it to be more expensive

I've eaten some Romanian bear salami before, best I've ever had.
Then in my country, if you're drunk as hell at 5am, you can get some tripe soup. It's somekind of broth which is made from pork stomach and legs. The legs are added just for flavor and are taken out before serving. It literally smells like shit because of the stomach, but if a plate of this won't help fix your drunkedness, I don't know what's wrong with you.

regardless of the smell it still looks pretty gross. any sort of pickled fish product is usually pretty rank IMO

>regardless of the smell it still looks pretty gross. any sort of pickled fish product is usually pretty rank IMO

that just proves you have no idea what powerlevel you are dealing with here. no one even bothers to point out that it looks gross if theyve smelled it. no one bothers comparing it with another fish product if theyve smelled it. its not pickled, we have that too, its fermented.

is it similar to the Icelandic dish hakarl, which is fermented shark?

>>123273
OP you saw this on QI last night didnt you

Cous-cous with tuna, kidney beans and sweetcorn. Bit of chilli and lemon. Mmm poverty food.

"cook" would be a loose usage of it, but I had some marble rye with that Tub Of Chicken Salad from costco and some cholula hot sauce. Quite good for no effort.

Also I tried costco's deep dish pizza. Not bad. A bit greasier than I was looking for. Next time I'll do it lower and slower than they recommend.

>>123280
tub chicken salad
two dill pickle spears cut in half lengthwise
mccormick Steakhouse Seasoning Grinder
whole wheat bread

hamburger with chopped walnuts and shallot mixed into the meat
made a bacon balsamic onion compote
goat milk cheddar cheese
leaf of kale on top

Best burger I've had in quite a while. The only think I didn't have was a brioche bun, so I used a kaiser roll.

>>123306
man I haven't made burgers in forever. had a really good one recently rare as fuck with spicy mustard, sourkraut, onion, mushroom.

I used to mix coffee creamer and rootbeer as a kid. NOw I want to try this

>>123261

Too cute.

>>123212
It was called Egg cream, it was found in pharmacy soda bars. They were popular in the 1880's. " Unlike today's thick, ice cream like consistency, the original milkshakes were made with sweet cream (sometimes frozen as "ice cream"), a whole egg, flavored syrup and soda water. The egg, cream and syrup were shaken in a cocktail shaker until light and frothy, then poured into a glass where the soda water was added."

>>123261 That image has been deemed too cute for general viewing.

>>123261 That image has been deemed too cute for general viewing.

you should not have done that

>>123293

a deviated septum

careful dude my brother died that way, although he was using the much more exotic red pepper

should have plugged them.

>>123301

having just got a job in food service I have to say it is pretty sickening how much perfectly good food goes to waste.

I dived at a dumpster behind a bakery. Got some perfectly good bread and made bread pudding the next day with it. Since the weather is getting nice again, I plan on visiting a few local produce spots and seeing if I can grab some good veggies.

I'd rather "rescue" good food from the dump then have it go into a landfill.

Check out Freeganism if any of you are interested.

I'd love to go dumpster diving, I just have this paranoia about getting some disease from the food I'd eat. "Yeah it sounds good, let me try it." Then go to the doctor's and find out I have fucking tonsil herpes or some crazy shit.

>>123117

>tonsil herpes

I lold

I've been living on dumpster food for half a year now. I just go to my local grocery store at night and dive. It is awesome, have probably saved 500€ this year, not having to buy meat and bread, I buy dairy from the same store though.

Dive in, clean it up, then freeze that shit, and you'll never run out of food.

>>123084

>Is it in Latin or Sciencese
>Are there more than 5 ingredients

LOL. Retards can't be bothered to actually research anything that goes into food and assume any word with more they don't already know means "rat poison"

>>123084

I'm guessing you don't eat anything with "chemicals" in it either, you scientifically illiterate moron.

>>123201 that is the guy from emt

I always leave it in my car, just in case the fast food isn't up to par.
Its msg to the unacquainted

Lemon juice. Lemon juice on nearly anything.
Pepper is an acceptable substitute, but not as ideal.

I love it. All of it. Sucrose. Fructose. Glucose.

Give me a pie with fruits and chocolates baked into it.
Give me ice cream with cherries, cookie dough, and gumdrops

I try to limit how often I indulge, but when I indulge I go all the fucking way.

I cut out all refined sugar from my diet like a or two year ago, which is a pretty fucking difficult task, and pretty much all cravings for it worth speaking of faded fast. I significantly loosened the restriction gradually, cause I was doing it because I read somewhere sugar makes your muscles weak or something along those lines and I can't really find any more evidence of that, but if I look in my fridge/cabinets at any given time there are no sweets. I just don't think to buy them anymore. Sugar gives you like this hangover feeling, I never really noticed it until I stopped eating it for an extended period, and now without it I feel better. I'll have a soda occasionally but more than one can and I feel shittier than if I drank half a bottle of whiskey. And not drunk.

>>123185
You don't say?! I never knew that. You have shattered my mind anon, thank you. My life will never be the same.

>I'm not American but live in the states, and it seems like everyone here has sugar addiction.

That's because most american food is utterly tasteless. No wonder most people living there develop a sugar addiction, sweetness is the only way left to incite your palate.

I'm American and only really drink water. Maybe ginger ale if I feel sick, some orange soda if I want a treat, or a glass of milk. Most soda just disgusts me for some reason. Normally anything more sugary than fruit is too much for me. I fuckin love me my fruit, man. I have my own raspberry bushes and a pear tree. Even fruit juice is usually too sweet for me. I make an exception for fruit pie, though.
I like really sour candy, though. But only if it's sour enough to leave me in pain if I eat enough, otherwise too sweet. And spicy foods are usually what I prefer.

>>122780
Gimmie the recipe? That bread looks delicious. I have my own sourdough culture going. But I'd love to make some quick stuff in the meantime. Does it take any preparation?

>>123024
I get your point but this was hard enough and tough enough that it was difficult to cut into with a bread knife. Also posed a risk to the gums on chewing ^__^

>>123223
so you baked it too long
durr

i like making whole wheat herb breads, makes for the best fuckin salami sandwiches to have with my homemade pickles

This is my normal bread. It goes well with almost anything and you can change it up by varying the white to wheat flour ratio.

>>122780 I salivate in response to your picture