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huh by Daniel Boulud - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 14:39:20 EST ID:MJ4hfwBE No.154601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Any of you guys have a trick for rubbing shit into your food without anyone noticing it tastes like shit?
Marc Summers - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 16:47:29 EST ID:xsQupFqF No.154604 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just cook simple things like fish. Just salt it and flour it and fry it in butter, maybe a bit of pepper too. If you fry things in butter it always tastes great. It's harder to get things wrong the simpler you keep things. Too many ingredients and steps is a recipe for disaster.
Marc Summers - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 21:07:52 EST ID:+NJAlw4Q No.154607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think OP meant shit like as in poop. I think he's trying to poison someone with his poop...
Paul Thalamas - Fri, 09 Mar 2018 08:30:31 EST ID:MJ4hfwBE No.154611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I am looking to cook poop into my food
Marc Summers - Fri, 09 Mar 2018 15:03:48 EST ID:+NJAlw4Q No.154613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't have any experience with cooking feces but about your pic OP, isn't that the dude who went and lived with indigenous cannibals and disappeared(and presumably was eaten)?
Paul Thalamas - Fri, 09 Mar 2018 15:57:10 EST ID:MJ4hfwBE No.154614 Ignore Report Quick Reply

theories that he lived yes. but hopefully he was cooked into a nice dish for /nom/s sake.

Any poop recipes?
Nicolas Stohrer - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 07:46:12 EST ID:VglTymMP No.154629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Newfag here, what the fuck are shenanigans?
Curtis Stone - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 20:36:00 EST ID:7Jy+wcMc No.154630 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been posting that for years, and always get a response. Nice to see it come around every now and then
Pierre Wynants - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 00:25:40 EST ID:KI9siIJe No.154636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
alton brown has a recipe for dog treats that are supposed to taste like shit, since dogs love shit. but no actual feces involved as far as i know.

Thomas Keller - Sat, 17 Mar 2018 05:54:39 EST ID:S1sKisDO No.154652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not sure if I object to helping OP because he's dumb or because I am too old to ignore my conscience any more. It's probably a bit of both. I've become lame but damn OP you're thick.

However if you don't understand why your idea is stupid then your understanding of food hygiene and pathogens must be non existent and eating food you cook normally is basically rotavirus roulette. I got heliobacter a few years ago over christmas it was not because someone simply put their shit in the food.

Even that could backfire though OP. I was trying to lose weight (a lot of it over a long period of time) so instead of putting it on over christmas I dropped another 10 pounds and my schedule moved forward 3 months. With easter coming don't poison anyone who's otherwise on a diet or you'll just help them.
Robert Irvine - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 16:35:49 EST ID:MJ4hfwBE No.154678 Ignore Report Quick Reply

oh. you think I actually want to cook poop. huh.
Curtis Stone - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 17:52:17 EST ID:ATTEhYAS No.154679 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>Joke's on them I was only pretending I was retarded
Marc Forgione - Mon, 26 Mar 2018 10:18:29 EST ID:+dLGvQyG No.154720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The majority of meat products in american already have detectable levels of animal feces (80-95% depending on who you ask). The trick is ti add bleach and flavoring before you sell it to the masses.
Paula Deen - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 03:46:04 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.154756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how the fuck is any product 80-95% animal shit and nobody notices?
Marcelo Zana - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 07:05:35 EST ID:roCyifSx No.154759 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's the percentage of meat products containing feces mate
Paula Deen - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 08:25:12 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.154760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know, I was making fun of it because it's stupid fear mongering. What do you think the percentage is like for purely offal products? Does that make you want to eat offal less than you already did?
Did you know that 99.99% of meat products contain blood?
Did you know that all the air you breathe is full of molecules that other people have farted out?
Did you know that 100% of meat products contain dead animal's corpses?
It's all harmless or in such tiny quantities that it's irrelevant and you're just being a prissy little girl about it because you're so far removed from the reality of where your food actually comes from that you can't stand to think about it.
Michel Bras - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 19:54:42 EST ID:ERi7Lp/I No.154774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also though the US food regs allow you to just chuck chlorine at things instead of applying hygiene standards like the rest of the civilised world so I imagine that it's considerably more shitty.

You're also right though, a lot of that crap isn't as problematic as it sounds. It's not all hot air though. Just mostly.

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