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Kirtaner & Spardot's 420chan Wedding

To all guests, live viewers, and our Internet family, THANK YOU.
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Wedding Gifts
Come on man by Marcus Samuelsson - Wed, 02 May 2018 14:06:04 EST ID:i/jeHgxF No.155162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You can't have mayonaise on a stick.

Get real.
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Alain Chapel - Wed, 02 May 2018 14:29:28 EST ID:1s3YOQ5U No.155163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Corn on a stick comes with Mayo.
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Marcus Samuelsson - Wed, 02 May 2018 15:09:00 EST ID:i/jeHgxF No.155164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155163

You can't have mayonaise on a stick.

Come on!

Seriously?
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Ettore Boiardi - Wed, 02 May 2018 17:25:14 EST ID:w+qv0Z4D No.155165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155163
>thinks you can have mayo on a stick
look at this guy
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Wolfgang Puck - Wed, 02 May 2018 18:42:00 EST ID:4ST0drXC No.155171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I feed your girl mayo on a dick
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Beau MacMillian - Wed, 02 May 2018 19:16:16 EST ID:984sCfQs No.155172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155162
what if you froze it
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Paul Bocuse - Thu, 03 May 2018 04:16:53 EST ID:i/jeHgxF No.155180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155172

Froze it? Come on man! Mayonaise on a stick? For real???
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Thomas Edwards - Thu, 03 May 2018 08:49:37 EST ID:thriozqZ No.155184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Could a french fry be considered a stick?
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Fanny Craddock - Thu, 03 May 2018 09:19:52 EST ID:42Vj5pYW No.155185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155184

Could a french fry be considered a stick? No man. I'm talking about a stick. A stick of mayonaise. There's just no way.
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Guy Savoy - Thu, 03 May 2018 15:26:29 EST ID:0zGhKdal No.155192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155185
You said on a stick. There are plenty of ways to have mayonaise on a stick.

A stick of mayonaise? I know a way. Replace the fluffy chocolate in a 3 muskateers with mayo. Boom. For Real.
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Fanny Craddock - Thu, 03 May 2018 16:05:39 EST ID:42Vj5pYW No.155193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155192

That's what I mean, mayonaise on a stick. A stick. Not a French fry.

You can't have mayonaise on a stick. Come on.
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Rashma Beharry - Fri, 04 May 2018 20:28:56 EST ID:Xy+KuJXL No.155233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155193
can you have miracle whip on a stick?
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Michael Symon - Fri, 04 May 2018 20:43:04 EST ID:YeIjw2jS No.155234 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>155162
>popsicle mold
>mayonnaise
>insert stick
>freeze
>???
>profit
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Wylie Dufresne - Sat, 05 May 2018 04:25:50 EST ID:Ird7Fzvu No.155240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155234

What?

No.

You can't. You can't have mayonaise on a stick.

You can't!
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Marco Pierre White - Sat, 05 May 2018 14:46:49 EST ID:WixG7/ua No.155243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155234
see that's what I was thinking but mayonnaise separates when you freeze it.
Fuck these anti-stick boys. There's gotta be some way to do it.
They're all just afraid of opening pandora's stick
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Wylie Dufresne - Sat, 05 May 2018 14:48:51 EST ID:Ird7Fzvu No.155244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155243

You can't. You can't have mayonaise on a stick! You can't! You can't!
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Marcus Samuelsson - Sat, 05 May 2018 16:36:49 EST ID:ovVOG0hX No.155245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155243
Seriously?? Come on!
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Ettore Boiardi - Tue, 15 May 2018 15:18:22 EST ID:HlqkvUmY No.155346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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make little globs of mayo, coat them in breadcrumbs to give them a body, then deep fry the motherfuckers and stick the now solid wads of grease, breading, and mayo on sticks to be served.

I don't even fucking cook.
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François Massialot - Wed, 16 May 2018 04:10:08 EST ID:iYSFZ5vo No.155349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155346

WHAT???

No!

You can't! You can't do that! Can you!?

You can't have mayo on a stick!
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Claude Troisgros - Wed, 16 May 2018 04:44:23 EST ID:thriozqZ No.155350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155346
That would only work if it was possible to have mayo on stick.
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Vincent la Chapelle - Fri, 18 May 2018 19:59:23 EST ID:Ky1KKjDf No.155364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had a dream that there was mayonnaise on a stick.
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Jean-Baptiste Troisgros - Sat, 19 May 2018 04:06:12 EST ID:g5hIzZc6 No.155368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155364

Ha! Yeah. In your dreams mate! Haha! Shit. Mayonaise on a stick! What!
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Paul Thalamas - Sat, 19 May 2018 10:47:43 EST ID:0zGhKdal No.155371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155364
I ate some shrooms yesterday and on the come up I was thinking of this thread for some reason, and as I started to feel the trip I conceptualized mayo on a stick in a way that I can't even really describe now, but it was there and it was magical.

thanks for that /nom/
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Michel Troisgros - Sat, 19 May 2018 20:29:27 EST ID:thriozqZ No.155373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155364
Shit sounds ridiculous!
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Antoine Beauvilliers - Sun, 20 May 2018 15:19:03 EST ID:AyAws4tq No.155376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155371
Come on! You were tripping. Really?? You can't have mayonnaise on a stick! Come on!
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Guy Fieri - Sun, 20 May 2018 16:16:08 EST ID:h+teGR0v No.155378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>155376
Why does this bother you so much?
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Charles Durand - Mon, 21 May 2018 00:21:24 EST ID:dLdaOzGY No.155382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155378
it's probably some comedy bit from some show or something he watched and he's playing it out
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Claude Troisgros - Mon, 21 May 2018 07:49:50 EST ID:0zGhKdal No.155383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155378
some people like to just have fun and mess around on image boards and make stupid threads about stupid things
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Martha Stewart - Mon, 21 May 2018 11:59:36 EST ID:60ploLGm No.155384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155378
Because he knows you just can't have mayonnaise on a stick. Come on!
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Rick Moonen - Thu, 24 May 2018 22:05:51 EST ID:Nw0w4BGd No.155486 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the mystery will go unsolved.
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Caesar Cardini - Sat, 26 May 2018 18:57:04 EST ID:BTcluUAg No.155522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155384
Martha Stewart gets it. Thus isn't hard guys. You can't have fucking mayonnaise on a stick, so stop pushing your fake bs. Come on! Seriously?
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Marco Pierre White - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:36:52 EST ID:yM1z/TR+ No.155528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155522
what about a stick of mayo? like a glue stick but it's mayo
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François Vatel - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:39:18 EST ID:WixG7/ua No.155529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155528
no. the title is pretty specific my man.

>Would it count if one were to use maltodexterin as a stabilizer and possibly dip it in parafin? There's a way to do this goddamn. I just need some clear rules.
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Marco Pierre White - Sat, 26 May 2018 22:41:21 EST ID:yM1z/TR+ No.155530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155529
what if I stick my dick in mayo? there's mayo on a stick for ya
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François Vatel - Sat, 26 May 2018 23:45:04 EST ID:WixG7/ua No.155535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>155530
how narrow is yer shaft?
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Rachael Ray - Sun, 27 May 2018 18:23:38 EST ID:3h39YxRI No.155542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>155535
it's respectably sizeable, if you must ask


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