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Kirtaner & Spardot's 420chan Wedding

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Canned Seafood by Salt - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 16:10:57 EST ID:Bj3r/uNC No.155648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I am getting "into" canned Seafood. I just had a bunch of anchovies, sardines and smoked clams from the Kroger affiliate in town, along with a cigarillo and milk as a palette cleanser.

Is there anything so quintessentially modern as a can of sea-critters? You rip the metal open and it's full of oil and salt and squirmy dead shit.

I had this DANK tin of squid in it's own ink at this place under Pike Place Market in Seattle. Turns out you can get it for like 8 bux online. I'm gonna spring for it. Next time me and the boys get baked we're gonna eat disgusting canned sea bugs all day in a forest clearing or around a fire or something. I have this childlike, but ancient desire to strap on a helmet, climb something dangerous and quaff disgusting oil and salt gristle from steel capsules. It's like a birthright from a better, more hopeful age.

TLDR Tell me what you know about Canned Seafood.
Geoffrey Zakarian - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 16:41:25 EST ID:ucYLGzQP No.155649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I live by the gulf, so I have readily available seafood but if I lived in landlocked area I'd probably indulge myself in some canned tuna especially in oil. Mix in some mayo and pickles and celery, make a tuna sandwich.

Tried canned clams and anchovies, but weren't for me, prefer them fresh.
Salt - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 17:02:42 EST ID:Bj3r/uNC No.155650 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would prefer to eat them straight out of the can, preferably near the smell of fire or gunpowder.
Daniel Boulud - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 14:58:45 EST ID:1nETLdB+ No.155666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I eat tuna straight out of the can with nothing but some pepper and red vinegar. My roommates seem to think it's the grossest thing but they don't know what they're missing. Vinegar tuna is delicious.

While looking for this picture I ended up finding a great deal on 8000 cartons of canned tuna. https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/canned-Tuna_50038036774.html
François Massialot - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 16:51:06 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Thanks for the link we spammed Discord with it like 60 times
François Massialot - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 16:57:44 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I couldn't be bothered to keep screencapping but it's about twice this many so far and ongoing.
François Massialot - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 16:58:30 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
each of those are sent to at least two random discord servers
Julia Child - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 17:50:34 EST ID:tXasn4Vc No.155675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not going to pretend to know what's going on but I guess this thread is now abiut great deals on canned tuna
François Marin - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 07:06:27 EST ID:4ST0drXC No.155681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I sure as hell don't give a fuck about any of this nonsense
Gordon Ramsay - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 07:48:32 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I know, it's dumb isn't it? We have about 35 accounts who've sent the message at least once each and by abusing a loophole in the relay system that means we can send it up to 105 times the first hour, then 35 times an hour after that to a randomly selected server each time from a total of 5,725. Obviously we can't do it constantly but for seven hours or so it's been constant, so I estimate that's 315 instances each going to a server that has on average 30 people in so we've now advertised the great deal on 8,000 cans of tuna to 9,450 people.
François Marin - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 08:25:45 EST ID:4ST0drXC No.155683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wasn't asking you to elaborate. Go away.
Gordon Ramsay - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 08:46:16 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tough clits, I already did.
François Marin - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 08:53:59 EST ID:4ST0drXC No.155685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You're a special kind of retard
Gordon Ramsay - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 08:57:05 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yutaka Ishinabe - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 19:29:56 EST ID:+NJAlw4Q No.155687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To be doing advertising like that for free, you must be an absolute retarded mongoloid.
Gordon Ramsay - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 06:35:48 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155688 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What are the chances any of those kids sitting around on discord have $16000 to spend on tuna from a dodgy looking website they were linked to on a chat program for gamers?
Sidoine Benoît - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 09:24:18 EST ID:tGJKkhAd No.155699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Smoke oyster tacos
Tonatto sauce
Pierre de Lune - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 14:08:29 EST ID:eEayu0dC No.155700 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Canned food is great otherwise but the Bisphenol-A leeches into the food
Seymour Karp - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 16:03:41 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What if you buy canned leeches?
Rick Moonen - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 06:20:09 EST ID:1X+4AMK0 No.155703 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can you even buy canned leeches? I don't think any cultural facet of humanity eats leeches, much less one industrialized enough to can them.
Rachael Ray - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 06:37:39 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The Chinese use dried leeches as an anticoagulant, you can buy it by the kilo on alibaba. This one seems to be selling it in buttplugs.
Marcelo Zana - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 10:38:36 EST ID:ci54O6Tw No.155705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get some smoked sprats!! So fucking good. I think it's a eastern/northern european thing.

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