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I never even liked arcanine but this was my favorite card.
120 damage i thought i was the shit!

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Aw yeah.

>>218454
Naked Misty: Fuelling the passionate self-pleasure of children and creepazoids for over ten years!

bump for more Misty

>>218419

Too bad.

why was my post deleted?

>>218428
Was it porn? This is a work-safe board.

>>218432
i dont think it was, lol. i didnt have a pic, just a post.

OP here- I just thought it was an interesting read, and was way stoned on some hella dank. B/W's storyline was way weird to me and thats what made me look into it. I saw some of the parallels and then looked at these new legendary pokemon and wanted to see if you thought the pattern continues.

TL;DR- If you can get over tl;dr you might see pokemon in a new way.

>>215994
i liked it bro and it has some deep shit
i didnt agree with the mew and mewtwo thing but then i started to at the end
even if gamefreak didnt mean to put all these coincidences theyre all too uncanny to deny
pokemon is tied to reality as we know it

I'm about to release most of my pokemon now.

Amazing read.

interesting read. a few bits are /tinfoil/ but overall pretty good.

>>218436

>a few bits

That's a funny way of saying "all of it".

>>217468
This
Also, this. Never really thought much of Rhydon until I tried it

>>217299
Kecleon

Odd quirky color shifting pigment melding badass

Mawile.
I never had anything against his design, it was just a neutral pokemon in my book.
Then I put this card in one of my decks. Now he's cool.

>>217550
I like how the world underneath is modeled like the video games. thats a good card.

>>217471

jinx is a negris

Yeah, I saw this when it was first published and considered sharing it with /po/. The idea of Pokemon as an alien species that destroys and emulates the indigenous creatures is an angle I haven't heard nor seen before and I think it has potential as a theory which can be expanded upon in fandom and even creepyspaghettis.

Interesting fan theory. But Sinnoh already debunked it when they said that Pokemon have been here since ancient times and evolved alongside humans.

But this is my favorite crew

I have to pick just one? Hmmmmmmmmm. I always dug Bulbasaur because of the vines that come out his back. Fuck if he could just use those all the time we could scale mountains and go wherever we wanted!
Though it could just as easily be Haunter or Dragonite. I have a Shiny Haunter :)! And I caught him naturally if you can actually believe that. I've heard of people having NEVER encountered even 1 shiny pokemon. I've only seen one myself to be honest. Caught that fucker though yeahyuhhhhhh

>>218416
I have never encountered a legit shiny other than red Gyrados. Been playing since the beginning. ;_;

>>217903

My nigga

>>218417
Me too, buddy...
Me too.

>>218389
True. That's why no matter what Heart Gold/Soul Silver will forever be the GOAT Pokemon games

>>218402
ahem, in Japan they were released in '99. nb

>>218405
What a troll. xD

I'm happy for you. To have gotten in on that Japanese release must have been a real treat for you and all of your friends. What a great way to experience the games.

>>218406
You are a weird guy.

>>218418
Is it my sarcasm...?

>>218357
aaaaand I am officially sold on the new bird.

>>218349
I wonder if thats real. I figured it wouldnt evolve

>>218357
FINALLY! My Batman themed team has an actual Robin.

Game Freak is forcing me to buy a 3DS

Christ

NEW GEN 6 POKEMON LEAKED; BELIEVED TO BE PART OF FLETCHLING’S EVOLUTIONARY LINE

>>218311
I dont know, I think some of the girls from Pokemon are hot. Aint nuttin wrong wit dat. Wouldnt put my dick anywhere near a Mawile though.

>>218309

let me elaborate further into my question. i've played up to diamond/pearl in the series and it is just repetitive to a extreme extent. starters: fire,water,grass. you find the same wildlife pokemon that look similar and are pretty much the same pokemon in every game, you beat the gym leaders and the final tournament and its gg, you don't even need to max out your pokemon. (idk about online play, i remember playing it, but quality sucked.) I just don't see why people buy the newest game that is released when the only thing that will change is the graphics (by 10% quality) and newer, shittier looking pokemon.

>>218348
We buy it because we like it. Not a hard concept.

The gameplay improves every generation, and this is coming from someone that loves gen 2 most

>>218348
So, you want to totally focus on the broadest of features to the titles and then belittle everything else in the game? There's nothing in-between all of that, huh?. Let's just ignore all the innovations outside of structure they make and decide for everybody else how appealing a Pokemon is. That's a compelling argument to everybody.

>fossils being rock type

I always thought that maybe all prehistoric pokemon, were all a single type, and got the rock typing from being fossilized.

So in that sense, I would like to see a pure rock or rock/ground fossil. Rock/fire would be cool, but I can't think of anything that isn't basically slugma. But a fossil for each type would be cool. Which, I suppose, is what we will have in the end, given enough generations.

>>218237

>Wanting the most clichéd unimaginative thing possible

Why not just ask for a wolf

>>218248
WOLFRAPTOR!

>>218248
I wouldn't see anything wrong with that. Arcanine and Houndoom were some of the coolest pokemon and theyre close enough to wolves, since dogs. I bet you like that stupid ice cream cone.

>>218100
Extinct killer whale

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