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#qq on IRC by Mintzs !GD3wBpep0Y - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 12:14:49 EST ID:d5kHsYag No.518069 Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi folks,

If you're looking to talk to someone immediately about any problems you have in your life and have nobody close to you, come and speak to us!

Join us on IRC on #qq. Most of us have different time zones but if you stay there, one of us will be there.

Don't be afraid to speak up.
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Hamilton Blungershaw - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 15:08:27 EST ID:TaHn706/ No.521134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521124

boogle
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Esther Lightfield - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 08:43:19 EST ID:kAEKpfyQ No.521220 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521113
A link to the board IRC is at the top right corner of the page.
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Caroline Greenstock - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 07:54:19 EST ID:aizVVceY No.521630 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521220
funt


going to try nofap by catflap fap cat - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 21:43:40 EST ID:SoJt0U7C No.521455 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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TL;DR: Gonna see how long I can not fap for. Wish me luck.
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I have been fapping to increasingly fucked up shit and staying up late finding shit to which I want to fap is worsening my already broken sleeping pattern. Hence going to try nofap.

I feel like social pressure would help but I don't like the other chans with /nofap/ boards so I'm just going leave this thread here, post updates and hope that feeling like a failure in front of the cool kids will help.

I've removed the curtains from my bedroom window as a precautionary discouragement. Though I wish my cunting neighbor's security light didn't shine directly into my fucking bedroom.

Will start with the reasonable target of 7 days and this is day 1/7 complete.
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Caroline Greenstock - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 07:57:01 EST ID:aizVVceY No.521631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hedda Pushdadge - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 10:32:02 EST ID:eLRQSL1/ No.521633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521458
didn't know there was a filter here for 8 chan. In any case, their /fringe/ board has a thread most of the time where people try to pledge an amount of days without masturbating

I'm also trying to masturbate less often, I think you can't just say "I'm not gonna masturbate" , specially if you're like me and masturbate every day. You need to start with small steps. My first step is not stopping altogether, but limiting the number of times I jerk off every week, to just one day (Sunday). I should be able to do that before i stop completely
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Clara Pashworth - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 16:51:01 EST ID:TWMUuPtc No.521645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>521605
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catflap fap cat (keep fucking this name up) - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 21:55:01 EST ID:SoJt0U7C No.521675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>521633
Haha, I hadn't noticed that before, that's a good filter.

Thanks for the link. I checked out the thread but I'm kinda coming at it from a different angle to those people. For instance, I'm hoping that if I can break fapping as a habit my horniness will redirect itself into prosocial romantic behaviours like flirting more.

>to just one day (Sunday). I should be able to do that before i stop completely
Pastor Richards, is that you?

Seriously though, good luck! My reasons for stopping is that the search for novelty was steering me to uncomfortable places so I feel like I need to just avoid it as long as possible and hope my brain rewires. Last night was 7/7 so I guess now I'll see if I can make the end of the month which is a more ambitious target for me.

8/18
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Lydia Fivingman - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 22:43:49 EST ID:hJOAGUjw No.521676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521645
Im kinda blown away people still post this reaction image in 2018, carry on.


save gf/let her go by Barnaby Gondlesot - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 04:43:47 EST ID:N+I75Jtq No.521465 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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didnt know where else to post this but im freaking out. my gf left... not me particularly but she left to go back to her old smack and crack habits.

shes been there with me through some of the hardest shit ive ever had to deal with. i wanna do something for her now before something bad happens whether shit ends today or not. we get our /benz/ scripts today. which means i can be there for her now since im addicted primarly to /hooch/. or i can do a better job than i did recently (being drunk out of my mind every fuckibg day n not giving a fuck about shit etc)

k wut do... im broke. shes somewhere in mtl but wont tell me where cause she doesnt want me to see her like that even tho dont care n i love her.

this goes out to the people here who know addiction. should i give it my all n try n save her from herself or is her whole dont wanna be found thing an excuse to get high and i should leave her alone even if that means losing the only person that means ANYTHING to me in this world
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James Smalllock - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 04:36:38 EST ID:CPjK4N4f No.521662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521657
So, you waiting around for her to finish the job?

RIP OP. Couldn't be fucked to do the right thing in death. Killed by his girlfriend for a blast airhorn gas.
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Hamilton Wirringway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 07:49:14 EST ID:N+I75Jtq No.521666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521662

nah i kicked her out. didnt think i left that part out. now the inevitable sadness of losing someone you share awesome memories begins. i fucking hate you, life. really...
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Hamilton Wirringway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 07:52:47 EST ID:N+I75Jtq No.521667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521666

bump cause i dont wanna end this thread with 666.
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James Smalllock - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 18:09:00 EST ID:CPjK4N4f No.521672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521666
You had good times but hers is a downward trajectory. You've jumped off that ride so maybe it's time to look at getting your shit together. Women should be the icing, as some other guy said, the topping on your sundae. Make a good sundae so it doesn't need topping. People aren't going to pour actual melted chocolate and fresh crumbled fudge on shit ice cream either. You're young, you can bounce. It'll be hard work but no one ever asked "what if I made my life great for nothing?".
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Hamilton Wirringway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 18:49:27 EST ID:N+I75Jtq No.521674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521672

thank you. helped put me in a better mindset. fuck her manipulative ass. goes to show aswell that there arent only beaten women these days... i like to greatly exagerrate my shit but shed hit the shit outta me and out of fear of being labeled a wife beating fuckup i never retaliated.


Recently diagnosed... by Edward Gondleridge - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 13:29:19 EST ID:JsQi4/8G No.521280 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was recently going out with a guy that was a bit nerdy, and not much my type. I have been sick of the assholes I've dated, that I gave this guy (let's call him D) a chance because he was such a gentleman. So it seemed.

It took us about 4 dates to get sexual. D only performed oral sex on me, on a night we got too drunk and high. We tried to have sex but he was so drunk he couldn't get it up.

After about 5 days, I started to notice what looked like a normal yeast infection. Started to get bad, extremely painful to the point I couldn't go to the bathroom or sit. Went to the gynecologist and as soon as he saw me down there, he immediately said it was herpes.

I'm on antibiotics, and now I'm getting better. I just got diagnosed on Thursday. Still waiting for the test results, but yea my doc was 100% sure and the medicine is working so....basically confirmed

On Sat. went to talk to D, didn't even give a kiss. i was shaking the entire ride to his house because I knew it was my responsibility to tell him and take the risk of him rejecting me and being angry at me.

I had sex with a guy about 4 weeks before starting to date D, so I thought he had given it to me.

To my surprise, as soon as I told D. he said "but how did you get it, we haven't had sex" Of course the doctor told me that if he had a breakout in his mouth and preformed oral on me, I got it. D confirmed he had a breakout that night.

I could not believe it. This guy had a stable job, good income, nice apt, clean, an amazing dog owner.
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Isabella Himblestare - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 11:41:37 EST ID:tHgs9thR No.521638 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521637
> And yes, this has taught me a valuable lesson believe me! Not just to be careful in sex but in life, and also to appreciate life, health, and the people I have in my life.



i wouldn't tell him it turned out to be type 1, let him feel guilty because he's a dishonest slutty piece of trash. . . but maybe get a second opinion on that
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Jenny Grimman - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 19:56:41 EST ID:xEomYgo+ No.521648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521637
You kinda indirectly proved his point but I'll just be quiet now.
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Martha Birrystit - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 23:37:51 EST ID:eLRQSL1/ No.521651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>521637
>any guy that sleeps with you on the fourth date is bad news
dude what? even the best man out there would sleep with you ten minutes after you met him if he was horny (assuming you're not deformed or something). Men are absolute whores. You could wait ten dates to sleep with a jerk (you might not realize if he's just pretending) or sleep with a really cool guy on the first date and start a happy long-term relationship. But given the chance, we will totally sleep with anybody.

>no one ever criticises women except all the time whatever we do at every step
you get criticism waaaaay less than men, because stupid men let you get away with stuff that they would not let another man get away with. This is not a secret and if you think otherwise then you're overestimating male discerning power. Put a pair of tits in front of me and I will agree to ANYTHING. Some of us are like that. We are afraid of criticizing women because we feel that it might ruin our chances with them. We see every woman as a potential sex target. So why would we ruin our chances by making small observations about the things we don't like about you? I can tell my best male friend that he's a fat piece of shit because I'm not afraid that he will deny sex to me. Because to begin with, I don't want to have sex with him! so I can be as honest as I want and as crude as I want.

You know those boys who pretend to be SUPER NICE online but as soon as they know they won't fuck you they become incredible rude and obnoxious? Have you ever rejected a sweet guy on a dating website only to have him start insulting you and calling you a whore? Yes, men do this very often. Because the truth is they don't care about you at all, they have to pretend in order to get laid. Of course, NOT ALL MEN ARE LIKE THAT, yadda yadda.

Just be careful next time, don't have unprotected sex with someone UNLESS YOU HAVE KNOWN THEM FOR LIKE A COUPLE MONTHS

pic unrelated
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James Smalllock - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 18:15:28 EST ID:CPjK4N4f No.521673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521651
I agree with your first point. A good man will wait for sex though, that's the difference. A man who NEEDS to sleep with you by the fourth date (assuming they're short, you're not hanging around all day and otherwise communicating or talking a lot, or don't know each other really well, and even then....) is bad news though.

The second point... yes. But on line it's the opposite. In person women get away with everything. On line "oh you slept with a man after one date even though explicitly said four I'm going to assume one you deserve to explode from aids you whore cunt slut" while we say "yeah but men will sleep with anyone first date" and that's fine.

It's a double standard.

But yeah, if a guy actually likes you then he won't mind waiting because hanging out with you will be a pleasure unto itself. However if you do put of sex for ages it is unusual and he may wonder. It's suspicious and no one really waits 2 months unless they're dating less than once a week. Even then it'd be the "why" not "this sucks".

Not all guys see all women are potential sex targets though. I think guys can be like that with attractive women sometimes though, when they're single and they know the other women might be available soon.
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Shitting Cummerford - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 05:16:38 EST ID:CPjK4N4f No.521677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521673
I meant
>it's a double double standard
nb


Medical Systems Suck by Hugh Brookman - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 23:23:30 EST ID:RDJpW3uZ No.521585 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So i'm a young 20 something male, i've been suffering from terrible recurrent bowel issues (Every one in the book) and this all started about over a year ago.

I smoke alot of weed, and i vape nicotine but never really did any other drugs past experimenting.

I was living with my GF at the time of over a year, i started violently vomiting and consistently being nauseous pretty much every second of every day, it was intense and world-ending at first with how bad it was, i would sit down and just craddle back and forth in tears, this went on for about 1 -2 months straight and i lost over 40lbs. Of course, i went to the hospital... 8 times in three months in the ER, being sent away being told i'm too young for issues and that it's "Just muscle pain"

This lead to a diagnosis of Cannabis Hypertheremis Syndrome on the basis i smoke a gram of weed a day, previously a gram of shatter a day. This lead to another diagnosis of IBS and a host of other things, unsatisfactory as my tests and reports kept coming back fine.

After the 5th time, i was sent over to a GI specialist, did every scope and every test possible and a singular CT scan (I've had instruments up every crevice) and the GI specialist told me that it "Definitely isn't a GI Related Issue." and he's been the only doctor to really help at this point.
I've been through now something like 12 ER doctors, 1 GI specialist, 1 Adrenal Gland Specialist, three CT scans that have resulted in nothing up to this point and i'm in a constant disarray (Although not nearly as badly as the first two months of which the pain was so intense, i contemplated suicide as Opiates didn't curb the pain past absolutely numbing myself to sleep, and i was vomiting 4 -5 times atleast daily and NO medications were helping my vomiting or nausea, no matter the strength of medication.)

It sucked so bad i lost my GF within a month cause she couldn't deal with me at the time, my job and career went in flames and pretty much every hobby i had ended up becoming swallowed up by the constant pain and discomfort, anxiety i've been dealing with.

So, two weeks ago after my fourth CT scan after the last 1.4 years at this point i get a call from my GI doc and he tells me i might have mesenteric venous thrombosis or some kind of blood clots in the arteries and veins that supply and drain blood from the intestines... And i'm to go immediately to the hospital ER and get a CT scan that day again immediately as he planned everything for me to go in and get hopefully more information on this development.
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awe' !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 16:51:16 EST ID:hQScIyLB No.521646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521585
read nd dr morse's book. I hear some people were redeemed from their bowel issues after trying many things.

If nothing else helps just fast dude, the body knows what to do. Hippocraties himself said most people just need to fast rather than take medicine.
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Rebecca Crimmerkidge - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 04:42:47 EST ID:hQScIyLB No.521663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521646
http://www.azquotes.com/author/22138-Hippocrates
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Rebecca Crimmerkidge - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 04:48:57 EST ID:hQScIyLB No.521664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521663
this should be a sticky on /qq/ cause it applies to almost everyone and brings results. It's unfortunate that most people have very little idea about how health is even brought on in the first place. Hippocrates is definitelly not alone in his opinions. Most people online who are the main figures and actually care about making people well again will speak similar language even nowadays. And it's almost the opposite of mainstream medicine which is just fucked IMO. Butchery and chemical butchery. Not to say that some emergency surgeries aren't amazing, but overall it's like the civil war nowadays just mostly using drugs that we were never meant to consume in the first place. Believe it or not plants growing those chemicals that the chemists borrowed the structures from are usually much more effective, safe and much less harmfull. Anyway fasting and hugh quality plant foods is the way to health not medicines in most cases.
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Wesley Nobberback - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 05:09:05 EST ID:h/1sxUpj No.521665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521664
>Believe it or not plants growing those chemicals that the chemists borrowed the structures from are usually much more effective, safe and much less harmful

I don't believe it because it's demonstrably untrue. Dose standardisation was a major bit of progress in drug therapy. The amount of an active ingredient in a plant source can vary hugely with growing conditions, ask anyone who's tried to dose datura.
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awe !!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 15:07:29 EST ID:hQScIyLB No.521671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521665
well then i guess people are idiots cause this donald trump guy definitely is... oh wai


I'm kind of a empty shell. by Angus Dongermodge - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 22:35:40 EST ID:L9x3lDju No.521619 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have no passion. I just keep jumping from one thing to another but nothing sticks. I want to be "that guy who is really into X!" or something know what I'm saying?

I wasted most of my life playing video games but realized I don't even like them, they're just entertainment to me. Then I kind of made friends with a guy who is into cars, but I don't really care. I really just wanted help fixing my car sometimes.

I just consume entertainment to amuse myself. I want the human experience not the robot one!

Is what I'm saying even making sense!?
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Clara Bardspear - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 19:05:10 EST ID:1iJ/C4c6 No.521647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe you need motivation from other people. Try group activities. Sports maybe if you don't mind getting injured.
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Hannah Chonderwater - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 02:29:05 EST ID:XAHMj1Q8 No.521655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521620
Or maybe he could actually flip this situation on its head and be that guy that is really into wanting to be "really into X!"?

Alright OP, what it sounds like you're looking for is a hobby or activity that requires a lot of personal effort and hard work, with a good deal of investment in time and possibly even monetarily speaking; one where you are directly and solely the one responsible for whatever it is that you've created or done and as a testament to all that work and time, it'll show.

In other words, you need something that'll challenge you, if only by the virtue that it's difficult and time consuming and you'd rather just give up and do basically nothing, like watch TV/Netflix or play games. You're desiring to grow as a person but haven't had much practice doing things that require legitimate growth (mostly a reflection on society currently even though I hate blaming society for things, personal responsibility is still a thing, but most people in western countries in the last two generations haven't ever had to do anything all that difficult or for very long), so you're rather expectedly lost as to why a life that somebody has no real personal stakes in has such little meaning or feeling to it, or even what to do to change that.

My final answer here might not be you want to hear, but if you want to develop a passion for something, you just have to start doing something that takes some skill, expertise, and decent work ethic to be any good at all and force yourself to do it until you start learning and get better at it. After doing it for long enough, things will take care of themselves.
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Hannah Chonderwater - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 02:32:20 EST ID:XAHMj1Q8 No.521656 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Or, I guess a TL;DR version: you want to be proud of something you can do, make, or accomplish. Force yourself to do difficult things the require some skill and know-how until you start getting better at them. I'm sure if you try enough things, one of them will stick or at least suffice well enough that you could see yourself growing more passionate about it over time when you're good at it.
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Hamilton Wirringway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 02:51:24 EST ID:N+I75Jtq No.521658 Ignore Report Quick Reply
people who are virtuosos at guitar or mlg cod players suck... theres no depth to be found in people like these imo. pick up a banjo a kazoo and a washboard n try n learn everything at once. you get to piss your neighbors off too
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Martha Blatherbury - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 14:33:05 EST ID:aUdigX5R No.521670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I encourage that "list of things to try" idea. Write it in a piece of paper on stick on your bedroom door. Then cross stuff off as you try it. It really worked for me. Maybe think of what things you like about people you look up to and try something in that direction. Just think of something you think is cool as fuck and start doing it.


>>521656
I was about to disagree with you before I read the last paragraph of what you wrote and now I agree with everything you said. Though I'll still post what I wrote because I liked it .

No, this is the old, sad, disilussioned version of what OP wants. I don't really know if what OP wants really exists, or maybe it does but for a really very brief period of time(s).

OP wants his life to mean something, even if that meaning is in itself void. OP wants passion. (S)He wants something to make life worth living, even if it's only miniature train models, playing videogames (passionately, not just as something to drone at), making music or playing football.

I'd like to think there's a difference between wanting to be proud of some ability you've gained over time with a lot of effort, and investing time in something out of sheer pleasure of doing it, feeling like it's the only thing you can do because not doing it would make your life feel pointless.


I need a girlfriend? How can I find one? by I love you hot woman blowkisses from me - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 12:54:42 EST ID:V0JQntU0 No.521668 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?

How to get girlfriend I don't have one.
I am male.
How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends

I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)

I stalked woman on FB from 18-26 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.

I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway
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Hamilton Wirringway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 13:30:47 EST ID:N+I75Jtq No.521669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
youre a terribly bad troll... on the topic of being 18 horny and a virgin. fuck kid you havent seen just how bad things can get.


Help by Archie Worthingwill - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 03:22:19 EST ID:oOQyCzbT No.521626 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Some girl thats really nasty keeps trying to fuck. I am not attracted to this girl in the slightest. Shes sweet, yea, but i just cant do it. We also have very little in common.

it started months ago. Maybe last march, maybe longer. She grabbed my hand at a bar and walked outside with me. That was it, and i mostly forgot about this.

Now over the months shes started obsessing over this and asking about it all the time. Asking if I remember it. Last weekend she took her friends phone and called me from snapchat and started asking when she was drunk. I was sitting at home tripping on acid watching joe rogan and was very weirded out by it.

Shes in the same friend group so I gotta see her but ive been trying to avoid her and her friends as much as possible. They keep inviting me out to the bar 3 times a week. I'm trying to avoid bars for the most part of the year, I did nothing but party last year. I can party sometimes but rarely, and I dont want to spend the time I am partying with someone im not even interested in trying to fuck me and get free drinks.

Should I tell her to get fucked?
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Nigel Pittway - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 23:58:02 EST ID:cG0vV5OZ No.521652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>521641
>she's a beast

Are you sure you're not gay, bro? What city is this girl in?
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Matilda Chinnerbat - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 02:09:59 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.521653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I usually try not to laugh at anything that isn't actually meant as a joke that shows up around here, but goddamn OP, you really askin this right now? Lmao nigga

>The thing is, this girl isnt "just average looking", shes a beast. I couldn't even get it hard for her.
Get some coke and binge drink with her and you'll be all set man.

Well, that, or tell her sorry you don't like her, gonna have to deal with it because it's not gonna change. Chances are she'll keep making play-like advances on you, but from that point you can tell her to fuck off to her face and she probably won't even care. I think some girls like pining for guys they literally know will not get with them and never have a real chance with in the future for some reason, not the first time I've noticed this pattern before. And when I say that, I mean it's happened to me with a girl that weighed only like 20lbs less than me (and I'm 6' 1" 215lbs... fuckin rip, sheeeiiiit).

All I did is tell her I don't like her at first, and when she like fuckin coo'd my name and shit any time I'd pass by afterwards or whatever I'd just reply back "nope, not getting with you, quit trying" and she never actually seemed to even feel any kind of emotional impact from it at all. Sometimes I'd be a dick just because it was going on for like 2 and a half years in high school by that point, but I guess in her eyes I could never do wrong or something, fuck if I know.

So, tell that girl no, and either she's gonna react like this girl did for me (which is annoying as fuck, hope this isn't the case), or she's gonna be upset for a little bit and probably melodramatic as fuck over it but then move on in almost no time like happens with most things in life.
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Reuben Murdforth - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 02:11:50 EST ID:oOQyCzbT No.521654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521652
Lincoln, Nebraska. She makes my skin crawl.

>>521650
id say maybe a 3
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Nigel Pittway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 04:10:00 EST ID:cG0vV5OZ No.521660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>521654
The Heartland, huh? I thought you people were supposed to be all compassionate, and folksy, and lovable... well... I'M ALL DISILLUSIONED NOW!

I was keenly interested in your part of the country, having grown up around NYC, 30 years on the East coast... I wanted to visit Omaha, meet some people, see what it's all about...

BUT, NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT!

THE CAT'S OUT THE BAG!

AMERICA IS NOTHING BUT A BIG FAT LOAD OF GAY DICKS!

I hope you're happy, bro.
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Nigel Pittway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 04:18:00 EST ID:cG0vV5OZ No.521661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>521654
I just hope you realize... every time you DON'T fuck this girl's pussy... Jesus sees you, man.

He sees you.


I suffer from long-term memory loss, is there a way to restore it? by Esther Sumblewit - Fri, 22 Dec 2017 17:21:05 EST ID:1LBECkuo No.520787 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a friend who blames me for forgetting some details we talked about few weeks or months ago. For example I can forget if he watched some movie or not, despite the fact that we talked about that movie 2 months ago. He tells me that weed is drying my brain and he is probably right to some degree. I don't smoke that much, but I do that frequently, 3-4 times per week or so. Usually I do this 2-3 hours before sleep, one little puff of vape. Have been living like that 4 years or so.

I don't have troubles in everyday life with my memory, be that work or something else. Not so long ago I learned how to play acoustic guitar and I remember a lot of chords, so my memory is not that bad. But my friend tells the truth - I really can't remember something that we talked about 1 or 2 months ago, let alone 5 months or more. Do you usually remember some details like that? I have fried my brain with weed or my friend just has very good memory? Anyway I decided to smoke less (like 2-3 times per week) and support my long-term memory with something else. What can I do to restore it?
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John Ninkinford - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 22:22:42 EST ID:h/1sxUpj No.521582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521572
>I think that weed fucked my eyes up. I always got really red eyes when I smoked and they we're quite itchy when sober. now I need glasses :sadface:

Sounds pretty unlikely. Eyesight often deteriorates with age, even in your 20s, and especially if you do a lot of close work (using a computer for example).
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Hugh Doffingpick - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 13:25:32 EST ID:sCrTtsfI No.521596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521582
you're probably right :) I'm now 31 and has worked as a computer technician for the last 10 years, so that's a more likely cause of my bad eyes.
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Hugh Doffingpick - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 13:37:54 EST ID:sCrTtsfI No.521597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521574

At what time of day do you usually smoke? How much do you smoke? How long before going to bed? How many hours do you usually get for sleep?
>late afternoon around 4-8pm, not much prly 2 joints, i do not smoke up till 2 hours before bedtime, 8 hours
Do you remember what you talked about with your friends few weeks or months ago? For example: a movie, a book, a videogame. Can you forget it until they bring it up?
>sure I can forget if it was forgettable, but I do remember tiny details about most our conversations and the things we did, movies we saw etc.
How many details do you remember from the book that you read (or game you played or movie/tv show you watched), for example, a year ago? Do you remember a lot of scenes or dialogues from them?
>yes. I easily remember scenes and dialogue in movies as well as wording and phrases in books
How many languages do you know? Do you have problems with learning languages in general? Do you forget words?
>I know some.. I'm proficient in danish (my native), english and in lesser extent german and spanish. I'm fascinated by languages, especially greek right now because so many pre- and suffixes come from greek, so it's kinda fun to make new words by connecting greek stem and suffixes. like -phobe or -phile or -theque
Do you sometimes forget what you did a few days ago? Like "Hmm, what I did in Monday? Shit, I don't exactly remember..."
>no, not really
How often do you exercise or take vitamins? Do you eat healthy food?
>I eat healthy and exercise on a semi-regular basis.
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L - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 02:20:01 EST ID:3tUKGVd1 No.521623 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521597

Mate I wouldn't worry so much.. I reckon your mate is just winding you up.

I mean if it does concern you though maybe try quitting for a few months? It certainly won't do you any harm. However I will say that your brain is only gonna commit to long term memory stuff you consider important. Sounds to me that you might be learning Greek as you find it interesting and thus important to you. Perhaps details about movies and conversations aren't so to you.

Which I'd consider perfectly normal in my opinion but I mean that's just me
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Shit Drunningdale - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 03:58:15 EST ID:1LBECkuo No.521659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521597
Damn, I am so envious of you. My lifestyle doesn't differ much from yours, but your memory is so much better than mine. And I smoke a lot less than you. Maybe I should learn more languages and eat more healthy food? Other things that you do I do as well.

>However I will say that your brain is only gonna commit to long term memory stuff you consider important
It makes sense. But I am art-geek and this stuff is pretty important to me on intellectual level. Books, games and movies are source of inspiration for me because I am trying to become a writer and I want to try to shoot movies in future. Usually I forget content of books and movies after 6 months. Not like I forget all about it, I remember the main plot, but majority of the details usually disappear from my memory. I thought it's normal, but then I met my friend (I talked about him in OP post) and I read guys like >>521597 and I feel like memory disabled cripple. And I don't smoke that much compared to some of my friends.


I have depression, and my brain chemistry makes me think tells me I'm wrong when I know I'm right... by Cornelius Gembleston - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 23:50:14 EST ID:Rh2baswa No.521495 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need your help /qq/

I have come to this board with this issue before. If I went full detail you'd probably remember but I'll tell you what has happened.

A year and ago

>Meet a single mother through a mutual friend. One night am told that we're hanging out. First night went great, and the second night we hung out we ending up having sex. From there we started a sexual relationship. Start having intense feelings for her, one night we're sitting on the couch. Ask her if she's seeing anyone else. She pauses and tells me "No....but I still want to go on dates"

I was shocked, didn't know how to react. I hid my reaction, I know it showed on my face as soon as she said that. She then said "I should've told you"
I didn't respond for a few seconds and she asked me what I was thinking
"I trust you"


>Sexual relationship continues on...over the course of a couple months. I am trying to figure out what its going to become, because I didn't want to end up in a situation where I am being pulled on a string while she waits around for the right guy to show up. The last weekened we had sex, or hung out at all I did see her again after that. Well sorta. She stopped responding to my texts. I would get one text a day back, and I wanted to talk to her about what we were. She wouldn't ever give me any of her time, and acted as if she was too busy to speak to me.
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Augustus Cunningmedge - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 18:01:36 EST ID:B11PzCCV No.521548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521543
And the guy's point is that this is not holding her accountable. We're not in any way interacting her. This is about you wanting to be right and blame her over the internet. Being held accountable means she'd know and feel the consequences. Not that a bunch of anons would agree she's a bit of a shit. She doesn't care, us saying "Hey this girl is a shit" doesn't matter to her even though she is a bit of a shit.

Hopefully OP will step away from her because he's better off that way. That's not her being held accountable and frankly that doesn't matter. What matters is OP does what's right for him and stops wasting energy on her. She may in time realise that she's lost a chance with a good guy or she may not. OP can't control that, he can't punish her, he can however look after himself.
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David Pabberhood - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 15:27:34 EST ID:9tfgiNio No.521573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521548
Why do you make so many excuses for women, but men are always bad?
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Beatrice Feckledale - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 23:22:50 EST ID:lXjUaJuo No.521584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521573
What excuses are they making and where did they say anything negative about men?


Anyway OP stop wasting time with this self-pitying shtick. She sounds like a sub-par person that doesn't take others feelings into consideration.
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L - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 02:32:20 EST ID:3tUKGVd1 No.521624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521495

You let her have control over you. You showed your feelings to quickly this time.

The old adage "Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" comes to mind

Women don't want a man that acts like a bitch they want a strong confident lad. I mean in general there is the odd exception to the rule. If you'd shown her less devotion she would have strived more to obtain it. You wanna show her she's getting somewhere slowly dude, keep her on a leach until she's obsessed with you.. instead you let it happen to you!

Learn from it and move on
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David Worthingspear - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 11:08:24 EST ID:l63zgkN6 No.521636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
BRO I WANT TO BE SOFT AND KIND AND LOVING BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU'RE IN A HARD PLACE BUT YOU NEED SOME TOUGH FUCKING LOVE RIGHT NOW

YOU'RE BEING A NEEDY LITTLE BITCH

You need to focus on your purpose, improving yourself, and being a HAPPY MOTHERFUCKER THAT DOESN'T NEED A WOMAN TO BE HAPPY, BUT ITS JUST THE WHIPPED CREAM ON TOP OF YOUR LIFE.

Literally life is an ice cream sundae, we make the ice cream ourselves and if we're lucky get some nuts or whipped cream on top from other people in our lives. At the end of the day though my ice cream is pretty fucking delicious with or without nuts or whipped cream.


GO OUT AND TALK TO STRANGERS, MEDITATE, EXERCISE, GET YOUR DIET RIGHT. TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR APPEARANCE, HANDLE YOUR HYGIENE, GROOM WELL, DON'T DRESS LIKE A CHODE.

None of this is easy, none of it will happen overnight, chances are you probably don't have the strength to do all these things with where you're at in life right now so just start with the basics, baby steps.


TLDR: FOCUS ON YOURSELF AND YOUR PURPOSE, THE WOMEN WILL FOLLOW.
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im cold by Ian Claystock - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 10:07:34 EST ID:UZC9gHak No.521444 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how can i be not cold when my parents are so poor?

>live in coldest climate in the world literally
>parents cant afford heat dont have a proper heat source
>just run this stupid ass pellet stove that puts out literally 0 heat half the time i just put my hand near it and its blowing out even colder air lol
>temp inside the house is like 50 degrees and the kitchen is even colder i swear that shit is like 40 degrees
>every time i leave my room my skins hurts from how cold the house is
>its even colder outside dont worry im not going out there freedom aint for us country folk
>literally fucking a hell storm of blizzards in every direction every day non stop doesnt stop
>look outside 30 feet of snow freezing blistering cold winter warnings on the weather channel every day dont even need to check whether
>WARNING SNOW MORE SNOW SNOW ICE SNOW COLD SNOW DONT DRIVE ICE SNOW ICE
>literally nothing to do

i want to move to the city but its getting really hard to find apartments far away as fuck. should i just go be homeless or something for awhile this is fucking rediculous guys pic related which is why i think id rather be homeless on a beach literally looks like this every day of the week
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Charles Dartridge - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 20:21:21 EST ID:HzPEmHCv No.521526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521515
Mold is not going to kill you short term. Inhaling mold spores will fuck up your lung capacity, but then again, you inhale mold spores every single day no matter how clean you think your house is.
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Edwin Senkinfure - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 22:55:47 EST ID:koppzVUZ No.521528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Join the army or go somewhere warm and be a hobo

Fuck your cat
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L - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 02:59:34 EST ID:3tUKGVd1 No.521625 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521528

This OP.

Fucking your cat will greatly increase blood flow to the extremities. It's important to thrust in a circular motion as this has been shown to give the best results in case studies. If your penis isn't too big one cat should last you 2-3 days and you should have your doctor prescribe you a new one at least every 10 days.

You might think fucking a dog to be a better option, however don't be fooled by those crackpots that might reccomend this. This will most definitely not increase blood flow to the same degree and might even cause undesirable side effects. Conversely however being fucked by a dog may well help you in the short term.
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Fuck Brullybury - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 07:51:01 EST ID:bgqQ931m No.521629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just move. Stay in a hostel until you can find an apartment to rent. I hate the cold too so I headed to Florida. They don't even know what snow looks like down here lol.
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Isabella Himblestare - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 11:45:26 EST ID:tHgs9thR No.521639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>521526
your mom's pussy is mouldy, my house is SPOTLESS.


Biracial and Awkward by Hannah Brarringshit - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 00:23:15 EST ID:tiBuSQx/ No.521497 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Any black people on here, how do I stop being fucking weird? I'm mixed (black/white) and I was raised by white people in a primarily white neighborhood and I feel like I have no clue how to be around other black people. It feels like there's some key experience I must have missed growing up or something. Doesn't help that I already had raging social anxiety that makes me worry incessantly about sounding stupid and basically never chill out.
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Martha Cludgebury - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 20:15:18 EST ID:UHQ5Fpvu No.521609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521497

I'm bi racial and an outcast and I've made this exact same thread and got zero replies.
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Edward Hundlegold - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 20:22:06 EST ID:bCeezdRo No.521610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>521578
>a rainbow of friends

>>521609
Maybe you're just a dick.
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Polly Candleshaw - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 20:59:17 EST ID:kYf4Ivkm No.521612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521610
No one posts on /B/ anymore, ops story isn't that rare or different. There's tons of people like us, theres been movies about it and rappers have had similar lives before the fame.
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Molly Pittville - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 21:23:21 EST ID:TUgPV7Lr No.521614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>521612
Logic can't go 5 words without rapping about it.
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Martha Crivingtag - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 02:07:08 EST ID:cG0vV5OZ No.521622 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>521612
>>521614

So, you guys are telling me... the African-American community discriminates against half-blacks?

Ain't that some shit?!

That's fucked up.


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