First off im a 21 year old male. Im married and have my own house. Everyone including my wife think that I have been attending college and that I should be graduating here soon. In reality I havent been to class in over a year. When I "go to school" I just ride around in my car and get baked and usually eat at wafflehouse and go see a movie by myself. It is hard to imagine the shitstorm that is going to occur when everyone finds out I havent been doing shit.


I have been lieing to everyone for so long. My wife has me on the pedistool so im such a perfect guy and the best husband anyone could ask for, and on paper I am... But she has NO idea this has been going on. She is also VERY anti drug, she even hates weed.

My wife has a history of depression because both of her parents are dead and a bunch of other shit that has happened. Im pretty sure if we broke up she would seriously consider killing herself.

Im not even really sure why im posting this i guess i just wanted to talk to someone freely.

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Ernest Pallyhall - Thu, 17 May 2012 22:32:22 EST ID:mrpZRKA6 No.319974 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1337308342164.jpg -(40800 B, 550x440) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. That sounds like a shitty situation, but know this. The situation will go over way better if you tell her about this before anyone else does.

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Ernest Pallyhall - Thu, 17 May 2012 22:43:14 EST ID:mrpZRKA6 No.319977 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1337308994164.png -(115321 B, 400x400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>319975 Sometimes you have to do things outside of your comfort zone, if your wife loves you as much you love her she will understand.

What helps someone think clearly and for extended periods of time? It seems everytime I try it always leads down a corridor of unwanted thoughts. That and the fact that I need an extremely specific enviroment to concentrate. Thanks

Hey /qq/

I'm posting on here because you guys don't seem to be superficial like everyone else on bullshit Facebook, and I feel that I can get some good advice here. I'm 21 years old, live in a typical middle-class suburban town. I live with my parents and go to a community college. I am currently unemployed, but receive unemployment because I got laid off from my previous job. Right now in my life I feel very alone in this world. I feel that I don't have anything in common with everyone else around me, I'm still a virgin, I've never done anything with a female besides making out which leads me to have feelings of intense sexual frustration. I have never been in a relationship, which makes me feel that I am unwanted and alone. I have become very insecure with that fact that I am a virgin to the point where it eats away at my mind. I can't hear mention of sex or see it in a movie or something without feeling like complete shit about my life and getting into a major depressive episode. Music is my biggest passion and I play three instruments. I'm not into the bullshit reality TV shows and crap that everyone else is into, I don't like going to clubs, bars or any of that stuff that everyone else does. I'm taking Anti-Depressants (Zoloft), which has helped with my depression and thoughts of suicide, but I can still feel that it is there, just being masked by medication. I smoke the ganja daily because it makes me feel better, and it is probably one of the only things that I get excited for anymore. I have also seen a psychologist which didn't really help that much unfortunately, besides it being someone to talk to. At times, I find myself becoming so scared and depressed about the future, with the economy and all, and I think about where I'm going with my life and what I am going to do. All my friends, and everyone I know it seems has moved on, they've all had sex, had relationships etc. but here I am just left behind like a loser. I often question if my life is worth living, I feel sometimes that I am a terrible person that nobody wants to be around, and I feel that there is no one in this world for me. I don't know exactly what I'm look…

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I'm still stuck in this pickle.
I have a medical condition that is a great disadvantage upon my life.
Medical Marijuana seemed to do the trick. Got a medical card.
With my home situation, I am currently finishing up city college AA and I'm going to a state college soon to finish.
But here's the problem.
My parents, who were kind enough to let me stay at home while I went to city college so I could pay for my education without worrying about paying for room and board etc, are now threatening to throw me out of the home because of my medical marijuana card.
When I first told them about it, they seemed alright with it, because I only medicate 8 times a month maybe.
They called the cops randomly a few months ago and tried to have me arrested for possession. I simply showed the police my medical marijuana card and they went on their jolly way. Still no confrontation from my parents about it. But I obviously took the hint.
They come to me a month ago and say (earlier discussions were shotty piss poor arguments that I shot down) "If you quit smoking then we will put you through state college and you don't have to pay for any of it, but you have to take Xanax."

tl;dr

>parents give me an ultimatum

1. They pay for college (but I have to take xanax and quit smoking marijuana with my card)
   
2. I move out and take the financial burden of student loans upon myself.
   

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I'm broke and i want some pizza or some shit. I've been looking for a job for the last few months but have yet to get ANY calls whatsoever and all i got is a few slices of bologna and some bread in the kitchen. Any /qq/ers mind a little charity?

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Shit Fumblechock - Wed, 16 May 2012 22:48:08 EST ID:yRNY3vRO No.319724 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1337222888960.jpg -(63700 B, 253x750) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>319699 $5 footlong subway $5 pepperoni large pizza from little ceasars $5 frozen large pizza (bake it in your oven at 400 F for 20 mins) choose one

19 y.o. kissless virgin, been an assburg/beta pussy forever but now I have found a girl who I like and I am like 90 percent sure she likes me. The only problem is we work together and I don't want work to be weird. does anyone else have experience in this area? also there was one other girl who liked me and I liked a lot but we were never in a relationship because i was timid and beta and spineless, there was even one point where I was inches away from her face and she obviously wanted me to kiss her but I didnt for whatever reason. this was like 2 or 3 years ago and I'm much less of a pussy now but I'm still nervous about actually being good at kissing and timing it just right, I would like for it not to be obvious I've never kissed a girl, wat do??

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Ernest Pallyhall - Thu, 17 May 2012 22:39:27 EST ID:mrpZRKA6 No.319976 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1337308767164.jpg -(195833 B, 791x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. You want to know what the problem with betafags is? They create a self fulfilling prophecy of shit, and everything becomes shit because of it. So what if you're not perfect? The thing women love more that anything is confidence, I bet that if you woke up tomorrow and told yourself that you are going to kiss that girl by the end of the day, you could do it. tl;dr Gain some confidence

Hey guys, my prom is in 2 weeks and i have no date. The girl i was going to ask already has a date. I don't really want to go alone but the school won't let me sell my ticket to someone else so i guess im going. There is one girl who i want to ask who also doesnt have a date. We're not really that close or anything but we talk some of the time and i have kind of a thing for her. The only problem is that i don't know how to ask her, This girl is relatively popular and pretty good looking. i don't want to make a big deal of it, but at the same time i don't want things to become awkward between us. Im also not the most confident or popular guy so this is alot harder for me than it should be

What should i do?

I found this photo in my boyfriend's Facebook: am I over-reacting, or does this look, well.... gay? Me and my boyfriend have been together for two years: early in our relationship, he said he was bisexual. Anyways, I was on his Facebook (I myself don't have one: I was using his to jot down some homework information someone had posted on his wall) when I saw this picture.

Am I just blowing this out of proportion, /qq/? I mean, the way the two are holding each other looks pretty...intimate. Apparently, this was taken yesterday.

The picture in question:
My boyfriend is the black haired one.

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Caroline Ponderston - Thu, 17 May 2012 20:55:01 EST ID:V2mo49BB No.319959 Ignore Report Quick Reply 1337302501994.jpg -(24902 B, 249x211) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. bahaha can you imagine the confrontation argument? >"I talked to a gay guy he said you looked like you had a dick in your mouth!" please film this.

So I'm in quite a large group of friends of which my best friend is also part of. And for some reason people seem to hang on his every word. I guess you can call it jealousy. But for some reason I can't stand him when we're hanging out with a group, everything he says sounds like he's putting on a show and it seems to be working. It's been going on for years now. This is coupled with general ''oh god they don't like me'' anxiety.

It's a bit hard to explain but I feel like shit because of it. Anyone know what I'm talking 'bout?

hey all, i would've posted this in /st/ but it doesn't seem to get used much....
anyway,
i've recently decided to make some improvements to my life. i spent most of this past year (college student) being depressed, drinking, selling, and of course being stoned every waking minute.
among other things, i am trying to change my physical appearance. got a decent haircut, going to the gym, etc....for the first time in my life (im 21) ive decided i need some new clothes. cargo shorts and t-shirts i got for free are comfortable and all but im thinking more along the lines of nicer stuff that may or may not attract women.
problem is, i have no freakin clue what to buy. up to this point ive never cared much, and also this isn't really a question im comfortable asking my friends about. so my question to you all is, what kind of clothing might look both respectable and attractive? (considering that im 21) brands? types? im open to any suggestions
i realize that clothes don't really equal ladies, but its more the first impression im talking about here
also i have like $500 to work with
TLDR - need some clothes. for lookin good and gettin women. what helps?

It's like, ever since I got my hair cut, she's just going through the motions.
She doesn't seem to be attracted to me anymore.
It's like...
There's no passion anymore. She's just doing the minimum she can to convince me that she still loves me.
We don't have sex anymore, and if it were that alone, I'd be fine with it. But it genuinely seems like she just isn't interested in me anymore.

i'm anxious. the psychiatrist told me i'm the most anxious patient he's ever treated. I'm also depressed. To deppressed to even move a lot of the time. I haven't done my laundry in over 2 months because i'm just too deppressed to go do it and anxious to leave my appartment. I don't go to the grocery store any more because i'm too anxious and deppressed to go do that. I go to bed at 6 am and wake up at 4 pm.

A few days ago i shit blood. I went to the hospital don't worry. Today I lit a cigarette and for some reason my right eye felt like it was burning in the corner when i did it and midway through the cigarette my right eye went blurry sorta and then went back to normal after about 10 seconds. I'm a hypocondraict and terrified of losing my sight or vision.

Life seems bleak. I feel stuck in a shitty appartment in a building where no one likes me or understands me because i'm antisocial. Including the superintendants.

So I'm anxious, deppressed, and a hypocondriact just to recap. I have post tramatic stress disorder from my childhood as well.

Do you think my right eye will be okay from that slight bout of burning when i lit my ciggarette and the following blurryness that came on midway through my cig? It could have just been dry eye.

I don't know how to improve my life or get out of this deep, deep hole i've dug myself. i'm 25 and on disability because of my mental condition. The YMCA is saying they'll give me a membership for 10 bucks a month because i'm low income but i can't even get out to do that. I feel like i'm wasting my life. Most people my age have finished college and gone on to wonderful careers... and here I am, stuck in a shitty appartment with barely enough money for food and to get by.

I hate my life. I hate me. I hate the way i am and being so mentally broken that I can't do anything with my life, and that every little physical symptom i get sends me into a panic and i go call a social worker to help calm me down. Like right now, put lubricant eye drops in my eyes and now they're burning a little on and off.... but that could be from anything i don't know. the eye drops had been open for a couple months so thats why i'm concerned.

but anyway. I'm just mentally broken. I want so badly to do something with my life and to transend this terrible hole i've dug myself. i feel like i'm just biding my time until I die. I've considered dropping all of my meds (benzos, and gabapentin) and just becoming a heroin junkie or just entrenching myself with drugs. I already abuse the benzos I have. But its pretty hard to abuse them because my tollerance is so high. (my doctor has me on 2mg clonazepam 3 times daily and up to 2mg lorazepam a day as needed).

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