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I'm Scared by Eliza Woffingdock - Tue, 30 May 2017 00:07:57 EST ID:CSn6pXjM No.516600 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I keep hearing this tapping noise that goes from the right side of the wall, across the windows, and then back every few minutes. It woke me up. I live in a studio apartment and the only option is stay in or go out.

Its like a rattling quick tapping like fingers and when it crosses the windows the blinds move.

Fuck what do I do?
Betsy Binningspear - Tue, 30 May 2017 00:21:47 EST ID:RWMYdvNQ No.516601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Post it on /spooky/

Or you know get over it, you're a big boy now. If you have too reassure yourself go looking for the cause.

Horrible things you've done by Matilda Summlegold - Wed, 24 May 2017 19:58:11 EST ID:93CaNbi5 No.516461 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to hear about the most despicable, unpardonable things you've ever done.
Stuff like sharing your ex's naked photos online, stealing from relatives or friends, destroying someone's property etc., etc. I think this is the best place for a thread like this.
I once spat on a public phone when I was a teenager. Another time I threw a rock at a neighbor's window because his dog was barking (he kinda deserved it though, that dog never stopped barking at night).
Mine are quite tame but I want to see how low you went for whatever reason or for no reason at all. I want to see how low the human species can get.
Maybe sharing it here will make you feel better :). And don't worry, it's all in the past.
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Hedda Womblehudge - Sat, 27 May 2017 07:20:15 EST ID:oBPGV6zq No.516532 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cheated on my best friend with his gf. Used to chill with some dudes I knew from school so I'd known them for like 5-6 years. Then his girl professes her love for me. Didn't really have any feelings for her but at the time I was a virgin and longing for physical contact so I lied and said I wanted her too. She broke up with him said she was moving out. He asked me to move in with him and I said yes but then he found out. Must of thought I was the biggest snake on earth.

Big drama ensued and they all thought (rightly) I was despicable. Instantly regretted it but the drugs and booze numbed all that. Fast forward a couple of years and she pretty much did the same thing to me but in a completely psychotic way. We lived together that whole time and it fucked me hardcore coz all our finances were tied up. You reap what you sow, got my karma back. I look up those guys sometimes on fb and they are still chillin together. Breaks my heart that I'll never hang with them again.

Nothing in my life do I regret more. I miss ya Haz, I'm sorry brother.
Caroline Trotshit - Sun, 28 May 2017 09:00:49 EST ID:JCUJwFHN No.516564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fooled around with one of my best friend's girlfriends a couple of times when we were in high school, mostly just because I was really lonely. He never found out and we are still good friends.

Cheated on my last two girlfriends, with the same girl (my best friend). My most recent girlfriend I was actually pretty seriously in love with, and still cheated on her twice with this girl. The ex from before still has feelings for me (I took her virginity) and I still occasionally use her for sex and occasional small favors usually involving transportation.

I at least feel comfortable knowing that, even while escaping direct punishment, I have fully reaped my karmic repayment for these sins many times over. I'm trying to be better, mostly just by staying single and avoiding situations where I might be able to have sex with my ex.
Cyril Pitthood - Mon, 29 May 2017 15:42:39 EST ID:omyE+gMy No.516591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm sure you're gonna be ok. There are people doing much worse things to the ones that care about them. At least you acknowledge your mistakes.
Esther Greenstone - Mon, 29 May 2017 20:51:39 EST ID:wNssmjbA No.516598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thanks bud. I'm trying. I like to think that my own failures have helped me understand them better in others. It's just hard. Being a person is a bummer.
Samuel Lightridge - Mon, 29 May 2017 22:06:24 EST ID:4RIQr7Ju No.516599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Was the wheel man for a burglary. Killed a turtle on purpose one time. Constantly steal shit when the opportunity presents itself, but only from companies and corporations, never from individuals.

2 girls, 2 rejections, same goddamn reason by Lydia Grimwell - Fri, 26 May 2017 17:27:40 EST ID:pUH3gQw7 No.516514 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey, help me. Am I a worthless piece of shit?

>Know a girl, as a friend
>Start hanging out with friend, she is awesome
>Hang out more and more
>Become very close
>Catch feelings
>Ask her out on a date

She says she needs to think about it. She then comes back to me and tells me in no explicit terms that she loves me, she loves hanging out with me, she would totally fuck me, but she can't. She can't because we are friends and doing that would change the dynamic of 'us'. She's scared I may fall to deep with her and then she'll hurt me if she ends it. I tell her time and time again she's overthinking it and we should just date for a while. She doesn't budge. Every time we've spoken about it, she apologises over and over. She feels bad every time she thinks about it.

>New girl
>Know her through a social group of friends, but we are not close
>See each other in person once every couple of months
>We never talk outside of these meetings
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Graham Seckleworth - Sun, 28 May 2017 04:01:53 EST ID:08b1uP9I No.516557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well if you were an undesirable piece of shit, they would have just said no right away.
This still sucks & their reasons seem sort of dumb, but I guess I can understand not wanting to lose a friend. I don't have any friends.
Be grateful you have friends.
Blackie-Chan - Mon, 29 May 2017 05:21:12 EST ID:YSgLqHnY No.516583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So you were able to secure the friendship (but not the affections of) 2 girls you cared about....keep on keeping on.
Eventually you'll be able to secure the affections and friendship of some girl and you need to be ready for that.
Sidney Bammlepock - Mon, 29 May 2017 17:13:48 EST ID:pUH3gQw7 No.516594 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Im 23 and im sick of being alone.

Im glad all the comments to this are 'You'll get there', but i have been alone for 23 years and I am lonely and depressed and sick of this.
Molly Sandlewill - Mon, 29 May 2017 17:43:32 EST ID:JJcmskeP No.516595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Next time, just try to make a move instead of talking about dating. Women like action more than talking.
Betsy Binningspear - Mon, 29 May 2017 20:16:11 EST ID:RWMYdvNQ No.516597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
23 ain't so bad man, you ever had a proper relationship?
You'll get one just put yourself out there more, rejections come often don't be discouraged, meet more people for more chances of success.

Don't fall into the trap of building feelings for one girl and not pursuing other opportunities cause when you reveal your feelings she might reject you and you could've missed out on that other perfect girl.

It's also probably not healthy to fixate on one person. You can avoid this by making your feelings clear as soon as possible or if things do build slowly between you and someone else, find out for sure that their feelings are developing in a similar way.

thought-patterns and feelings in schizophrenia by Fuck Bunderlock - Mon, 29 May 2017 10:38:22 EST ID:Ylzl+ePE No.516588 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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is there anybody with personal knowledge about the thought-patterns in schizophrenia? Ive had the disease, or atleast signs and signals of it for all my life and I don't really know what parts of my thinking are part of the disease and what parts are just every day thinking.
I'm a bit obsessed about it atm.
Wesley Cherringturk - Mon, 29 May 2017 16:33:51 EST ID:wJWwXGAC No.516592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Study logic, and meditate on your thoughts. Learn to question your internal monologue and make it a habit. This will keep you from going crazy.
Fanny Duckbanks - Mon, 29 May 2017 18:21:15 EST ID:UrQwPY3E No.516596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Logic is filled with schizos. Have you actually studied logic? No one can stay sane too long studying that shit.

Talk to your friends and family man, they'll be a more sure measure of what is real and what is part of your condition.

I CANT SLEEP by Isabella Gubberwid - Mon, 29 May 2017 05:49:51 EST ID:qkOc6AWo No.516585 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can't even sleep, you fucking faggot. What the fuck am I supposed to do, retard fuck.
Phyllis Cracklepot - Mon, 29 May 2017 06:28:05 EST ID:xhbAA6TQ No.516586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have a beer and tug yourself off.
Wesley Sublinghall - Mon, 29 May 2017 07:29:02 EST ID:gXEOxC68 No.516587 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you just told us what is, not why it might be. try figuring out which thoughts keep you awake or of you had some substances recently that might inhibit sleeping or whose withdrawl keeps you from sleeping? if so, meditate on your decisions and then go back to bed. at least thats what I would be doing
Henry Nucklefit - Mon, 29 May 2017 16:42:09 EST ID:RWMYdvNQ No.516593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I assume that you do not know the cause of your insomnia. If that is the case, you need to think about what might be causing it the list of factors goes on and on. In the meantime i'd reccomend medication to sort out your sleep cycle, make sure that this is a temporary fix cause getting addicted would suck, melatonin would be my first choice for sleep but benzos also come to mind.

Some general sleep advice that everyone knows;
  • No tech at bedtime
  • strict bed time and morning wake up time
  • dim lighting before bed
  • Don't do things in the room you sleep in except sex or sleep (if possible)
  • eat healthy
  • exhaust yourself during the day with exercise or work.

Am I being fucked with by Jack Pushford - Sun, 21 May 2017 13:14:20 EST ID:13pkC2bm No.516384 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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In the past whenever shit like this has went down, the first thing I've done is run to /qq/ to ask you guys opinion, but I've been kinda hesitant to do it this time because I know how cynical this board seems to be in general when it comes to women and I have a feeling that I know exactly what you're going to say. Now that's not to say you're WRONG on the matter, but just hear me out on this one.

A couple of really hot 17 year olds (I'm 24) joined my team a few weeks ago and since getting to know them I have pretty much been getting some really, REALLY awkward flirting off the 2 of them. Like, they are "mature for their age" for 17 year olds means they just want to talk about shagging all the time. I'm outgoing and I'm not ugly enough for it to be an issue, but I am horribly sexually anxious and basically every time I've been in a relationship it's been me getting pursued by the girl until she finally kinda forces herself on me, this is the only way I have ever had sex or been in a relationship. So I'm constantly coming up with reasons in my own head why NOT to go for shit which is where the basis for all this stuff comes from.

Am I just being horribly fucked with to inflate the ego of these 2 girls? Like, I don't seize up and get really awkward when they start talking about who could give the best blowjob, but I can see there's probably something entertaining about my reaction when they are having competitions to draw me and arguing over how big they should draw the bulge in my trousers. Both of them are fun to hang about with and talk to, but the endless sexual innuendos get kinda annoying, and also come with the side effect of making me totally fucking fancy both of them.

Now, one of them (who has just turned 18, so able to come to the clubs) was all like "so, when you gonna take me out on a date then?" which I took to mean that she wants me to take her out on a date, but when I have brought this up again her reaction has been like "if you want to yeah you can take us both out on a date!" which sounds to me more like me paying for 2 girls dinner and not an awful lot like a date at all. The same thing happened when I of…
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Sidney Suddlehall - Sun, 28 May 2017 20:10:31 EST ID:J6KyYR1G No.516575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what's he gonna suffer from? don't see anything bad happening from this except maybe him getting rejected
Thomas Bonkinridge - Sun, 28 May 2017 20:55:37 EST ID:08b1uP9I No.516576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my pals, I'm not a guy. I have been a teen girl before. They are dumb as fuck, they're basically still just large rude children at that age. In all likelihood they're just fucking with him because it's exciting for them to have control over a guy like that, and even they probably don't know if they actually want to have sex with him or not.
Just... the bullshit, that will ensue, you don't understand. You have no idea. I can't explain cause I'm pretty high but just, ugh. don't
Doris Ballerstock - Mon, 29 May 2017 05:47:19 EST ID:7+kHtxb0 No.516584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well I mean, outside of all the flirting that they do to me, I do genuinely make the 2 of them laugh. Even if they weren't really hot and flirting with me all day I'd still spend my time with them because they are good chat.

Listen, I haven't been speaking to them outside of work that much and I try and not engage them too often because I'm still kinda second guessing myself as to whether or not this is acceptable. It's been through talking with my friends (male and female) the impression I have got off of them is that it's probably ok. It's still not something I am 100% comfortable with, but I'm not comfortable with any of this sort of stuff. I don't like being "that guy" who is 24 and seeing younger girls, but these girls told me their age limit was 30 and truthfully there's some PROPER scummy guys they could go for. As I said before, without a doubt both of them have more sexual experience than I do.

Like, c'mon, don't try and paint me as some opportunistic douchebag who is praying on these girls. It's literally been them making every single move, I have been as passive as possible throughout all of this. It all started when she asked me to ask her out on a date.

>please come back and post about it here so I can laugh at you for being a moron
Don't worry about that, you guys are in here for the long haul. Whatever happens this thread will be getting updated.

>they're basically still just large rude children at that age.
Ok so I initially wrote this up in my OP but deleted it because it was too sprawling. The way my team at work has worked out has basically put me and a few others in a team with mostly all under 18's. My work changed their hiring criteria a month after I joined and it meant that all under 18's needed to be put in a special "young team" because they can only legally work certain hours. The young team was then given a totally separate task from the rest of the office and it just so happened that it was a task I excelled in, so I got asked to join the team because I was a top performer for said task. No, it's not colouring in things…
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Sidney Suddlehall - Mon, 29 May 2017 11:01:07 EST ID:J6KyYR1G No.516589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>even they probably don't know if they actually want to have sex with him or not.

they know. if he's attractive and they have chemistry they will. If not then yeah they'll fuck with OP just for shits and giggles

I don't see what bullshit would ensue. The girls are 17/18 not 13 like you're implying they act. The worst that can happen is OP gets played and used. But any women of any age can do that to a guy. lead them on to fuck with them or use them for some benefit
Fucking Winnercocke - Mon, 29 May 2017 12:26:52 EST ID:fMWa6u7G No.516590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm sure it's been mentioned but I'm gonna reiterate. Invite them on a date, when you go to pick them up just fuck them. Don't even do the stupid buy them dinner bullshit and if they bring it up just dip the fuck out with your dick hanging out your pants, but only if you've already done the deed.

The running of the dick flailing out ya trousers will make a story you'll tell your kids.

Boredom, breaking the habit. by James Cresslecocke - Sat, 27 May 2017 15:03:31 EST ID:RWMYdvNQ No.516540 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi guys, I've never kept that many friends and frankly never wanted many of them but i'm finding it hard to adjust to having none. I've recently broke up with a girlfriend of 3 years, during the relationship i lost contact with all of my friends. I am completely broke, I couldn't even afford a bus ride at the moment and so i'm stuck in my local area which has pretty much nothing to do in it, nothing at all. I am going to University in september and i'm sure i can make some friends when i get there but how can i stop the boredom of pretty much being stuck in the house due to having no money.

I realise a lot of the suggestions are going to tell me to do whatever my hobbies are or to look harder for things to do in my local area but i'm starting to loose all motivation to do any of the things i used to enjoy, instead i just browse the internet waiting to go to sleep

So pretty much what I want to know is, how can i get some drive back to do the things I used to enjoy and how can I do that without spending money.
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Cedric Seckleridge - Sat, 27 May 2017 21:41:58 EST ID:RWMYdvNQ No.516548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds cool but i just realised that the dating thing would probably suck, cause nobody goes on a completely free date, I cannot afford anything at all even buying one coffee would fuck me at this stage, won't be getting any spare money for at least a few months
Cedric Seckleridge - Sun, 28 May 2017 10:27:57 EST ID:RWMYdvNQ No.516565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>new problem
So this is a new thing, i just didn't want to have double threads on the front page, hopefully someone sees this and can offer advice.

My ex recently moved out of my house, she's been in her new place for about 5 days. She took the essentials of her stuff that she needed when she moved out and I said she could keep the rest of her stuff at mine until the next day when she'd come collect some more. When she went I lent her a pretty nice suitcase which I would like back.

Anyway the day after she moved out she never showed up and I later found out she'd decided to go to the bar with her new boyfriend instead this kinda fucked up my plans for the day as i'd stayed at home to help her with her stuff. She was working on the following days and apparently couldn't come over to get it. Today comes along and due to not having a phone i hit her up on facebook messenger and explained i'd like her to come get her stuff tomorrow, she wouldn't reply past "i can't" and she said it was a bad time, i asked her when i could get in touch and she didn't know then blanked me. I'm paraphrasing that last bit but i got the vibe she just didn't give a shit.

How do i get her to come get her stuff and how do i get my snazzy suitcase back.
Betsy Murdford - Sun, 28 May 2017 10:47:32 EST ID:n1yNxChx No.516566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
put her stuff in a box in a corner and forget about it. you can't make her come get it, so don't inconvenience yourself.
did you tell her you wanted the suitcase and that it's important to you? maybe go get it yourself sometime and be careful about who you lend things to in the future
Cedric Seckleridge - Sun, 28 May 2017 10:49:30 EST ID:RWMYdvNQ No.516567 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah she promised to return it when she left, she knew the value of it, it was my grandads.

I can't put her shit in a box in the corner, it literally fills my entire spare room and part of another, she has so much stuff it's insane
Martin Pozzleput - Mon, 29 May 2017 04:37:12 EST ID:zbYXBcnx No.516582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Didn't read thread but throw the shit in the yard. Pour lighter fluid on it. Ignite. Enjoy your choice of vice while it burns. Go to bed for the night, knowing you have free space and a well deserved victory at the hands of the mighty flames of destruction.

help is on the way by Reuben Bardgold - Mon, 29 May 2017 02:36:52 EST ID:lC4u5xZY No.516578 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Dear /bb/

I am drunk, and I know all the answers to your problems.

Ask me anything, and for the next 20 minutes I will tell you what I know until I pass out and fall asleep on my keyboard.
Ernest Blatherfuck - Mon, 29 May 2017 02:58:19 EST ID:ihovPNql No.516579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Phyllis Cracklepot - Mon, 29 May 2017 04:12:48 EST ID:xhbAA6TQ No.516581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can you help me overcome my sexual perversion and my problem drinking?

How to let shit go by Polly Chattingway - Fri, 26 May 2017 16:48:17 EST ID:mv6CynSU No.516511 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I fell for this girl and then she fucked my friend so I told her not to talk to me again and shit, which is a very short version of a year long drama, but basically she's still around because she's in my friend group or whatever, and now it looks like she's fucking her ex's best friend. Tbh this is kind of greasy and I've lost a bit of respect for her, but it still stings for whatever reason.

Basically there's no way to get her out of my life entirely (I've been trying) so now I need to kill all of my feelings for her so I don't even care when she's around or not. Has anyone successfully done this? Like I'm hooking up with another girl anyway but idk, I get mad and/or depressed whenever she's around and I need my brain to fuck off with that weak shit.
John Blinderford - Fri, 26 May 2017 17:14:05 EST ID:n1yNxChx No.516512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you need to accept that you've been hurt by it, and then genuinely feel that hurt
stop trying to make it not hurt
feel the hurt instead
gotta feel it to heal it.. little nigga
Polly Chattingway - Fri, 26 May 2017 17:18:42 EST ID:mv6CynSU No.516513 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Yeah but it's been like 3 months since I talked to her, then she pops up and it all kinda comes back. I felt the shit out of it when it happened. I just want to stop caring now. Like there's a point when "feeling it" is just torturing yourself with rumination, no?

Mainly it just pisses me off because she's fucking every guy in town but me, and in the beginning she couldn't get enough of me. I just fucked things up to the point where I guess she doesn't feel that way anymore which is fine, I just wish she'd fuck off out of my life now. I can do better than her anyway idk why I care at all.
Ebenezer Sazzlehit - Fri, 26 May 2017 17:46:10 EST ID:mB3oAGCi No.516516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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John Blinderford - Fri, 26 May 2017 19:55:45 EST ID:n1yNxChx No.516521 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it seems like you're trying yo push it away though. with, like thoughts like "idgaf about her", and so forth
Shitting Semblelatch - Sun, 28 May 2017 21:13:48 EST ID:mv6CynSU No.516577 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Yeah true, muh ego I guess?
Idk I guess it's hard to accept things that hurt my confidence or whatever idk.
I guess it is what it is or whatever but dam I wish I cared less.

sex by afraid of sex and intimacy - Sun, 21 May 2017 15:23:12 EST ID:Pj3LHr36 No.516386 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi, i haven't really told this to anyone so i wanted to get it out and maybe get some advice or something. Im male 23 and I having pretty big problem with getting close with anyone. I usually slow to get to know to, but i have a few good friends and some social life. I'm super anxious when it about relationship with girls. Im well looking and interesting person. I have kissed a long time ago and did some other stuff, but My only sexual experience was with a prostitute.
I can hang out with a girl and go to a date but when it comes down to being intimate or even close to anyone i kind shot off.
I think i have some kind of performance anxiety.
I'm afraid of sex and intimacy.
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Archie Greenshit - Wed, 24 May 2017 22:37:37 EST ID:RWMYdvNQ No.516471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The OP is worded badly i'm not 100% sure of the problem, If you can get a girl into bed OP but you struggle to perform viagra works wonders seriosuly get to the doctors. It happened with me, i met a girl and we got together then my dick would just fail to perform, i thought it was some kinda performance anxiety and the doc got me some viagra. I only had to take it a couple of times before my dick would work perfectly normally.
Lydia Sashfield - Thu, 25 May 2017 21:07:19 EST ID:ujVLnpKy No.516497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm exactly the opposite OP. It is difficult for me to be genuine or smooth or w/e with girls on dates and stuff when normally I'm a charismatic, fairly attractive guy. When I have had girlfriends though, or sleep with a chick, I always get comments as to how good of a fuck I am.

As a pervy kid I watched porn (which is not a great way to learn about sex) which got me interested in researching how to go down on girls, how to have good sex, what to do, what not to do, etc.

So I say research it! Get information and learn about intimacy and sex. Also, over time and with experience in sexual encounters, it'll get easier. If you're with a girl that you've been dating and it gets to that point, maybe mention something to the effect that you're a little awkward with sex/intimacy. It's weird, but good chicks really dig honesty and being vulnerable.

Also, just practice. I'm fucking SHIT at dates but I force myself to go to them because each time with a new chick is a little easier, a little better, and a little less awkward. I have such insanely bad anxiety around it but you just gotta get out there and take your lumps, cringe at things you did, and move on. Eventually you'll be at ease and click with someone.
Beatrice Gubblehitch - Thu, 25 May 2017 21:12:43 EST ID:RWMYdvNQ No.516498 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>chicks really dig honesty and being vulnerable

Yeah i agree, if it's not a one night stand the girl will be alright with whatever.
afraid of sex and intimacy - Sun, 28 May 2017 18:28:31 EST ID:hmthINqD No.516573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The main problem is massive anxiety and lack of experience, tnx for sugestions.
afraid of sex and intimacy - Sun, 28 May 2017 18:30:52 EST ID:hmthINqD No.516574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
tnx for the reply

WHY CAN'T I LIE TO MY DICK by anon - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 21:16:59 EST ID:8SYj4jqr No.514388 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi pals
a psychologist is too many calls and hours away, a priest would not understand, a bartender would not take it seriously. A diary would give me answers, but hell, you could too.
So, I've got this problem.
I've grown up as a weirdo in a nice town in the countryside, good student, good grades, good brain.
Then I grew up kinda handsome, kinda weirdo and with an 8 inches dick.
While attending university, I spent a few years learning all I could about girls.
You know, in the years of messaging you have to start from group writing of messages for the girls.
You study answers, you learn how the chat speaks over the words.
A crazy friend of mine then introduced me at the study of deeper and deeper knowledge of seduction. It was like we were writing out own
"Book of Seduction". It worked.
[FREE PRO TIP: start from Kierkegaard]
Some of the best years of my life. I learned how to pick any woman I'd liked and how to get her crazy for me.
I started tutoring other shy guys to help them with girl issues.
Shy often means smart; smart people just need to UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS. And the work is done.
I do swear that while teaching this, I never treated women as objects or preys.
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Hedda Greenstone - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 12:31:39 EST ID:CfonqoA0 No.514408 Ignore Report Quick Reply

It's the male condition. The coolidge effect. It's hardwired into us, and unfortunately for OP, he has options available that normal males don't. Easy access to other females is what's going to kill his relationship and drive him to pushing her away, because she's probably not the one after all, I mean, there's so many girls out there, what are the chances that I found her already?

Aside from the coolidge effect, there's also the thrill of the hunt. The excitement that comes with finding your prey, stalking it, and capturing it for a good dicking.

Dude probably found his passion in life. I knew a guy like him, hated him, prolly just jelly. But he fucked pretty much everything that moved, probably just to keep score, heard he wasn't so good at it, just kind of hammered away. But eventually he settled down and got married, when asked why, "because I can't bang high school girls anymore," which probably has more truth to it than humor. Last time I saw him he looked like less of a man.

Anyways, I think OP just doomed himself to a life of mountains of pussy. Which is fine, someone has to do it; someone has to make that dream live for the rest of us.
Graham Pullystock - Sun, 28 May 2017 12:15:25 EST ID:TX3Ezud6 No.516568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I can't really help you, but I'm curious if you could give some more sources on further literature to look up regarding to seduction. I'm looking into Kierkegaard thanks to you, but I have no other leads to go on after that. Any crumbs would be appreciated. I hope things worked out for you somehow, and I'm curious how things went.
George Dravingwun - Sun, 28 May 2017 12:32:03 EST ID:WCiWyIpM No.516569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
can you tutor me
i need to put my penis inside of the vaginas, mouths, and perhaps asses of pretty girls
Betsy Hicklematch - Sun, 28 May 2017 16:02:36 EST ID:2cRqUGEL No.516570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's hard to get ingrained habits away from you. So set up a new goal. Pour as much charm as you can into your single gal. The one that means the most to you. I'm sure you do anyway, you need to get out of the thought pattern of "on to the next girl" if you truly believe she's the one.
With other girls, be the guy that looks out for them, not tries to fuck them. You can make them smile when they're feeling down, you can comfort them and charm them, but just know when you're doing it too much, and be aware that you might have to say no when they want to fuck you. Men are kinda conditioned to accept any form of sex when it's offered up to them on a silver platter, especially someone like you that's pretty much made it his hobby, but seriously man don't even allow any other girl to kiss you.

Make the other girls jealous of your relationship, make the other girls jealous of your girlfriend, make the other girls jealous that they can't have you and there's only one girl in your life. It'll drive 'em crazy and you'll still get your fun with flirting, but keep it at that. Maybe find pleasure in the denial of what they want, and then go home and fuck the brains out of the love of your life, because there's no greater feeling than that.

I mean to the average person this is terrible advice, don't do that. But if you're narcissistic, if you like playing games and fucking with people (and in your case fucking people), then that personality trait is gonna be a long hard journey to get out of. Embrace it and channel it elsewhere for now. Be a better person. Work on yourself and work on getting out of the "must fuck everything" mindset, but until then, play the game for fun, not to win a prize at the end.
Betsy Hicklematch - Sun, 28 May 2017 16:04:35 EST ID:2cRqUGEL No.516571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also I'd advise talking to a sexual therapist if you can. It doesn't sound like it's the worst case in the world but it'll be something to think about if the thoughts get worse because that is indicative of some form of addiction to sex/the chase/etc.

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I'm chronically depressed & anxious, have no friends, no job, no car, only income from govt. My family live on the other side of the country, I moved here to be with someone that later dumped me.
I don't talk to many people irl, and now even online I have no real connections anymore. I go to school but people in my class only talk to me if they have to. I never fit in anywhere.
What do? How to get friend? I don't know how to stop isolating myself
Reuben Clollerdock - Sun, 28 May 2017 05:17:22 EST ID:PhlR3Lle No.516560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Who pays for your college?

You must have some connections to fall back on if someone can be arsed to pay for your college
Cedric Seckleridge - Sun, 28 May 2017 05:24:11 EST ID:RWMYdvNQ No.516562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds like you've fell into a rut, It's a difficult situation being completely isolated but at least you have school.

Firstly what type of schooling are you doing, how much free time do you have? The easiest fix in my experience is to get a job or at least find some way to earn extra income. You'll get some new people in your life who will hopefully be chill but at the very least will be some more social interaction, spending your time working will reduce the time you feel bored or depressed and you'll have extra money to spend on doing fun things.

As for not isolating yourself in general, you need to look at what you like, if you have some sort of niche hobby you're in luck cause all you need to do is find a group of those people. If your hobbies are a bit more general e.g vidya games you might struggle a bit more so you could try finding something else that might interest you or just persevere.

Since nobody really knows what you're like from your post and we'll never really get a full picture no matter how many posts you make you'll have to look hard at yourself to see why people may not want to talk to you much. Make sure to be objective and don't let your emotions skew your image of yourself, think of examples of everything you come up with.

Do you perhaps act in a way that breaks social etiquette? or maybe you're just far too shy. Think for yourself and then try to improve on it.

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