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Balls deep in Bullshit by BewareTheLongWeinerOfBeavis - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 20:51:22 EST ID:qgSlhkvl No.515243 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What do I do about my fuckhead uncle?
He is like 50 years old and on god knows how many drugs, just got out of prison last year for smashing his car into my moms and busting in the house trying to hurt her. Mom is so nice, she drops the charges and we dont see him for a couple years. He starts talking to mom again and is sucking up and she actually lets him move in to our inherited house. Simply because there was no will mom and him both had their names on it, but mom has been living here and paying taxes for several years and if he had any control over the house, he would loose it or sell it. He doesnt give a fuck about it being his moms. So anyway, he moves in and pays the electric bill like 3 times and never pays anything after that. He gets paid disability btw because he had a stroke from drug useage. We find out he has been spending money on whatever he wants, new cellphones, plasma screen, he spends all his food stamps. We dont get shit and he eats our food, uses our water, our power, and steals shit. while blaming me for it disappearing and saying all sorts of shit about me just to make himself look better because he wants to freeload. He bad mouths my mom and she just takes it. We even found his heroin needles. Other people say he is iv'ing more than just that. He has other places to live, but he wants to be a shithead on purpose and come here because its legal for him to do whatever. The cops even said we cant really get rid of him without taking the house to court which then the house would be sold and we would have to move. I dont want to just piss him off because then he throws a tantrum and calls the cops for no reason who then show up and bug everyone for an hour before leaving again. I want him out of this house or deceased and im not putting murder on my hands or going to jail for just curbstomping his crack dick in the dirt so idek dude. I may slap him around some though and deny it just because of how confrontational he is in a house he dont even pay to live in and trashes however he wants while staying fucked up and talking shit to everyone he knows. What do you guys think? I will not ruin my progress in life by going to jail over him. How the fuck is america so screwed you cant kick som…
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BewareTheLongWeinerOfBeavis - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 21:30:40 EST ID:qgSlhkvl No.515251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Everyone here hates him and he is paranoid from the stuff he uses so he thinks everything that goes wrong is us trying to get him. This keeps him away from here for longer periods of time, but we cant just move his stuff out unless he actually moves out. I hate how cornered we are. I have considered going to jail just to help my family, but to be sure it worked I would have to kill him if I did and I really dont want to spend that much time in prison. No matter how bad it is here, he would use us as a storage unit just to be a dick before he would ever move out. He lives in the damn dining room btw so it isnt even a bedroom, but he put up curtains and all his shit is in there
Beatrice Pittdale - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 10:23:33 EST ID:ngLYHpR4 No.515273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP, there is a really easy solution to this.
Call the police.
Tell them your uncle moved in with you, he's an abusive drug-abuser, and tell the police to come to your house some day when you know he's on drugs. It's that simple. He goes back to jail, you get away from him.
Betsy Cresslepore - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 13:20:38 EST ID:sVVeQTaC No.515305 Ignore Report Quick Reply

yeah, just clean up everyone's naughty bits at an off site location and call the police the day he does shit again.
Fanny Clablingterk - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 00:02:29 EST ID:Rf/wuFK3 No.515326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Give him money to support his shitty habits. Accelerate his decent to degeneracy. Give him all the tools he needs to destroy himself without being implicated. Then just take advantage in his growing weakness. Fucker won't be able to resist. You don't have to do anything but watch.
Martha Hiblingford - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 01:36:05 EST ID:qgSlhkvl No.515327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I sincerely wish I had the resources to do this.
This fucker could eat through 100 grand in a week or two though and still survive.
He only gets jailed when his cash runs out and he gets caught.
Dead or in prison though, its only a matter of time

Being An Idiot by Phoebe Sankinhood - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 18:56:49 EST ID:wcR9wfzO No.514978 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So something happened today.

Yesterday I was visiting a friend in public, and I said some dumb joke about how I when I was eight years old I saw a Native American Pow-Wow or something like that, and I thought that I saw the men's naked penises underneath their loincloths at the time. About twelve years later, I mentioned it at a community college class that I was attending at the time, and the female teacher (who was a Sociology instructor) said "NO!!!" and an older dude laughed at me and said that I was gay.

I meant to say it as a casual joke, but apparently a lot of people gave me really weird looks.

When I went to see my friend today, she took me outside and told me quite sternly that I said something really inappropriate that time. I immediately felt really embarrassed and told her I was sorry, and that I've been losing my mind a little bit. I know that it was an inappropriate thing to say, but I was "in the zone" back then and I had no clue about my surroundings. She toned down quite a bit and said that she personally wasn't mad at me, but that I had to be very careful. I believe her, and since I've known her for six years I don't think she's going to disown me, but I feel like I'm losing it. Saying inappropriate jokes is a classic sign of emerging psychosis, and she has been able to tell that I've been "left of center" as of late, due to my father's reckless sailing trip down the coast of Mexico and whatnot.

I've been through a lot of shit, but I thought that I was getting better. I have no anger towards anyone, I've never harmed anyone, and I've felt this odd sense of inner peace recently even though I occasionally see things late at night. I've been practicing trance-like states recently, so I think that it might be affecting my brain a little bit. I no longer drink alcohol and I seldom use drugs anymore (I only use DXM, and I've decided that there is no point to it anymore outside of using it once in a blue moon). All I do is smoke non-additive cigarettes now.

I really thought that I was getting better. The fact that I actually felt embarrassment means that I'm not completely detached from reality. …
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Fanny Droshferk - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 02:31:03 EST ID:ytk1fNFa No.515264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You know like just dont tell that joke in public again. Those kind of jokes you tell to your drunk friends at a bar or something where its ok be a little racist since everyone is kinda racist. You dont have psychosis and i think your friend totally overreacted and is riding a pretty tall horse but just let it go and stop telling jokes in class or to your teacher where they are obligated to report this kinda shit. You're adorable really lol
Edwin Donningstone - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 01:09:38 EST ID:wcR9wfzO No.515310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah in all fairness it was partially my fault. I have no filter, but I was used to her listening to me repeating quotes from Beyond Scared Straight ("I will take your shoes! I will take your virginity!"). Like I said before, I knew her for several years and I was not prepared for the reaction. I especially didn't like how she acted like everything was fine when she was likely the one who reported me, or at least knew about it. She should have told me about it, like a friend would.

It just goes to show that someone who you think is solid, isn't sometimes.

Not many people can take a joke like that anymore but to be banned from a place that makes up half of the fucking town (a town of only 25,000) for even a year is fucking ridiculous and the fact that I could potentially end up in jail for even taking a wrong turn is potentially life-ruining. I told our mutual friend about the whole thing and she just said it was time to move on to something else, which she is right about but I guess I needed a swift kick in the ass or something. I'm on disability for a psychiatric condition so I don't have a lot of options now but to stay in my apartment or go run errands. I'm likely going to move to a rural town in Washington State in a month or two but that is better than here, especially since I've been here for seven years and this is kind of a zone of pain at this point. I mean, the fact that my mother is dead and my dad is fucking a stranger on my mother's death bed is a no-brainer. I've wanted to put some distance between me and my father but mostly everyone was like "No, don't do it." Now, it really seems like the most sensible option.

Oh well; it could have been worse and I guess it is time to move on, even though it happened sooner than I thought that it would. I wanted to move on but I had no real option at the time, but things happen.
Jack Fangold - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 14:29:38 EST ID:omX2BDyl No.515318 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do they consider that joke racist or what? I don't even see the edge in that joke. Sometimes there's an edgy joke that I like but others think is offensive but I had no idea that someone could find a joke like that offensive and I'm Swedish so I have a lot of experience with retarded "anti-racists".
Sophie Fickleshit - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 18:18:50 EST ID:UxiKRMGt No.515320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah i don't get it either, it must be that the people in the states are generally retardedly insensitive to childish non sequiters
Albert Badgestudging - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 22:37:22 EST ID:wcR9wfzO No.515324 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Probably. The university has gotten a lot more touchy over the past five years or so, which is odd because in the 00s it was the least political campus in America. When I was an undergraduate there, there was hardly any LGTB movement (there was a popular drag show, though) and no one really cared about anything. The religious folk were also a lot more prominent. There isn't really a lot you can say around there without offending someone these days. It kind of takes the fun out of the whole college experience, especially since it is sort of popular to make false rape accusations (not to say that rape is never a problem).

I just don't know. Everything at least seemed to be stable until now. I always had a feeling that something like this was going to happen, but not for such a stupid reason. I've said a lot worse in the past. People really need to get over themselves and grow a thick skin. Fortunately, I'm not alone in thinking that.

(Former) best friend going out with ex of 2 and a half years, friendship over by Edwin Dicklemag - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 07:04:17 EST ID:34xwTbAU No.515269 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So to make a bit of a long story short one of my closest friends of 6 years has been going out with my ex girlfriend, with whom we went out with for 2 and a half years. It's been like that for a year but it's only really recently that I stopped lying to myself and realised I'm not ok with this at all. I basically severed my friendship with him. My ex girlfriend is a total cunt who I don't want to see, and even if she wasn't, it would still be really fucking weird. We talked about it and "fixed" things etc but she sent me some bullshitty annoying cunt email recently and from that point on I decided fuck this, fuck them, fuck this situation. There was zero consideration for my feelings, zero effort to do anything about the inevitable fuck up of our friendship.

To make it worse, he's tried to paint our distancing (prior to my severing the friendship) as something else. He said that he grew away from the people who weren't there for him during his tough times he went through not so long ago and closer to the people who were. I supposedly fall in the former. This is despite the fact that when me and that ex girlfriend broke up I tried to open up to him about how upset I was and all he could said to me was "Sorry man I don't know what to say I'm not good at this type of thing". So for him to turn around and say that he feels distant from me because he didn't fucking open up to ME, because I didn't prod into his emotional life after taking the hint that he doesn't like talking about emotions, just really fucking hurts. It stinks of him trying to rationalize all of this, trying to make it seem like our fucked up friendship is something other than the fact that he's decided to go out with my ex of 2 and a half years without any consideration for me. He says "I can't help who I fall in love with" but that I think that's total BULLSHIT. Me and another best friend of mine loved each other for a while, just after she broke up with her ex of 2 years, who happens to be a very good friend of mine. But we decided NOT to pursue it because we knew ultimately it would fuck up our relationship with that person forever, plus in the long ru…
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Cedric Dremmermid - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 06:18:55 EST ID:zjRwPz4D No.515298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's so hard to say man. The good times we've had between us over the past 6 years have been fucking amazing. It's hard to think that they mean nothing now, but at the same time I can't forget them. I just don't know what to think, but I know you're right, someone who has their best friend's interest at heart would not so blindly and inconsiderately get involved with their ex. For the record, this isn't the first time either. About 2 years ago one of our friends, who he has known since he was a kid, was going out with a girl. They only went out for like a month or two, but pretty much straight after breaking up my former best friend started going out with her. It was after they went for a year, and broke up, that he started going out with my ex. Find your own fucking girlfriend ffs - does it not make you feel weird as fuck?

Thanks man, that's a good perspective to have and one I do try to look at regularly. There's something to be learned from every experience, good or bad.
Hannah Puttingdock - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 12:56:02 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.515303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've got a lot of mixed reactions to all this. In one sense, I want to side with you friend somewhat for a few reasons. One reason is that you realize this girl is a total cunt, and in the interest of actually getting over your past relationship (and not just pretending to by completely removing her from her life in an attempt to bury your feelings or at least avert your eyes from it), this presents an opportunity for some actual growth on your part.

Now granted, since you know she's a cunt I can see why you might be tempted to try and dissuade your friend from being with her, but I think respecting his autonomy holds higher priority than trying to save him from future pain. He's his own person, if he already knows how things were with you two and still does what he wants anyway, let him. Even if this is just the girl trying to make you feel even more like shit because shes really that much of a sadistic cunt, he's still able to make his own decisions and I don't your feelings should necessarily trump his rights in that regard.

Now personally I look at things the way you did when you said you weren't going to go out with that one girl because you didn't want to potentially fuck up a friendship over it. That doesn't mean I necessarily think that you'd have been in the wrong if you had decided to go out with her anyway though. It's cool you considered your friend's feelings like that, but all this talk of what "real friends" would do is a little too shaky as a point for me. It's got subtle feelings of pretentiousness in it... not in how you use it, but the idea of it itself is too reliant on the context of the situation and even on the questions you ask and use it as a moral guide for. Think about it this way. If you ask if real friends would let a girl come between them and say that the answer is no, it would seem to imply that whoever is going after the girl should stop. Really it could be the person who isn't happy with the other guy going out with the girl though. If the question you ask is, "would a real friend let a girl that's going out with his friend be something that drives them apart?", it implies that the guy with the…
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Charlotte Trotbury - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 05:58:33 EST ID:uVdQhRLQ No.515313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Good post, and thanks. Before my ex sent me an email I was up for trying to work with this. It made me uncomfortable but I was going to give it a shot, because I loved him and didn't want to lose him, and as far as I was concerned me and my ex weren't on bad terms. Why did I feel we were on good terms? Because the year before we had 2 separate emotional conversations where we both apologised to each other for all the bad stuff, and then thanked each other for all the good stuff. So on that note I presumed we were cool even if not necessarily friends or whatever.

Fast forward a year later, and I'm after talking to my friend about how different friendship is lately and how it's because of my ex (despite him slipping in the "growing away" bs). Then, like a day later after talking to him and supposedly fixing things, I get an email from my ex, her telling me that she wants to "clarify" that we're not on good terms. I told her I'm confused cos the last things we said to each other were very positive to which she basically says (not word for word) "Oh yeah, I forgot, well seeing as how you decided to bring yourself into my personal life I'm telling you". That just made me rage. Her going out with my best friend is not me bringing into her personal life, the opposite really. That sentence alone just reminded me of what a self-righteous, passive-aggressive, annoying fucking cunt she is and since she has basically openly declared hostility with me, there is no way I can pretend or force myself to have a functioning, normal relationship with my friend. That, plus I'm pissed off at him for having done NOTHING about it in the first place. Like he could've taken me out for a pint before they had started seeing each other, or fuck even at the very start, and talked about it then. Instead he let this bullshit awkwardness fester between us for a few months, really inappropriately brought it up at a festival (which I brushed aside), then said nothing again and was happy to let that awkwardness fester until I had to fucking bring it up again like 2 weeks ago or whatever it was.

Plus, again talking about that "I've grown away from fri…
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Charlotte Trotbury - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 06:01:43 EST ID:uVdQhRLQ No.515314 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And thanks to anyone who read and responded. Between my extremely depressed mother, being on the verge of breaking up with my girlfriend of 2 years and losing one of my best friends to my ex, I feel so emotionally sapped and fucked up. I can't do it anymore.
Walter Pocklefoot - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 20:46:59 EST ID:Wt8UMMMt No.515322 Ignore Report Quick Reply

but bro did you watch that kangaroo fight

Help!! by noneofyourbusiness - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 01:26:05 EST ID:q9wosfk9 No.515262 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so....there is this guy kind of freaking me out. my bf was visitng me and when he went back home to find out the stalker texted him. i dont know how but he found out we went to see movies and other personal things me and my bf did. is it possible to get that information without knowing someones phone number? or even having our contacts? he lives a ocean away too
Betsy Hablingwet - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 02:16:19 EST ID:0QaYPxEF No.515263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No, stalker, there is no way for you to do that.
shnizzletitz - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 05:14:32 EST ID:beyYM8sW No.515266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did you post your bullshit on social media?
Esther Seblingdale - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 20:30:31 EST ID:9kDuEtyA No.515321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
he probably hired a private investigator, they can dig up all sorts of shit as well as follow you
Lydia Murdridge - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 22:28:18 EST ID:Uxdidd/B No.515323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a nuuuu cheeki breeki v damye
Charlotte Dartfield - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 12:56:13 EST ID:bAj8skhr No.515335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you've not met this "stalker" he may also be fake. Weirder things have happened. Like.. a lot.

This guy has some problems by skikmcdervish - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 23:28:33 EST ID:pFozY8nZ No.515309 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What do you guys think about this?

Fuck Dishmet - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 06:47:00 EST ID:I2FTZEKQ No.515315 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Didn't watch but a few seconds.

He's some dude who has legitimate aspergers and doesn't need to be ridiculed on an imageboard for having backwards political beliefs.
skikmcdervish - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 07:57:28 EST ID:pFozY8nZ No.515316 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But he loves the ridicule. Being his best friend, he thought me posting on various image boards was hilarious, sure he's gotten some ridicule, but there's people who have found him to be pretty funny too
Phyllis Clellerbanks - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 13:19:12 EST ID:CfonqoA0 No.515317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Post it on /pol/.

People here are slightly less petty than the other boards.

People in /pol/ are petty as fuck; they'll go to town on this guy and then turn on each other.

Know your audience.

Sick of Trying to Make My Friend Happy by Reuben Fimmernotch - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 04:22:06 EST ID:DGjPBJKf No.515311 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My friend Al is on a 24/7 bummer trip. I'm getting so sick of trying to cheer him up and get him outta that funk, its like the only thing he wants is for me to sit in that funk with him. I still have good days, man. Days where I feel alive. His life is just shit 24/7, if he were a pet I'd start thinking about offing him.

What am I supposed to do for this guy? He is fucking dying inside and he doesn't even know it, but one time in college he saved my life. He won't talk about his dad, who is maybe dying, he won't talk about his daughter, who is maybe fucked up, I worry about him and his daughter being too close, but I'm guessing if I ever brought it up he'd pin it on me.

I can't abandon him, cause I owe him my life, but I can't pay him back if hes already dead.
Esther Bliggledudge - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 05:30:28 EST ID:jPpWgI0N No.515312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Stop trying to cheer him up. I mean you can if you want to, but do not get sucked into his bullshit and feel that you need to. Do not let his stress become your stress. I have a female friend like this. Nothing but complaints, fears, anxieties, regrets, pains, symptoms, grievances, etc. etc. I've given up on trying to help her. I no longer smile and sympathize. I do not move my face muscles an inch anymore when she goes on her bullshit whine fests. And she still doesn't stop, the dumb fucking thick cunt still doesn't catch on that she is causing me fucking pain. Never once, have I heard her make a witty or clever or lighthearted comment. Always bullshit slathered in more bullshit. When she is "nice" it's forced and fake as fuck and makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. And then she'll start berating people and starting shit because nobody buys her act. I have distanced myself substantially from her emotionally and do not give a flying motherfuck. I only see her to get weed anymore.
Sophie Fickleshit - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 15:39:17 EST ID:UxiKRMGt No.515319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just live your life dude, like just look away lmao

Anyone else read sites like this and feel scared? by Fucking Billingham - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 01:29:08 EST ID:UjNuOR6B No.514935 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sites that talk about this Freudian stuff about how much our childhoods actually fuck us up. I had a pretty turbulent one, and reading through with shit like in the picture here really fucks with me. I can recognize myself in so much of it. I guess a lot of people could and I could be overreacting, or maybe I am more mentally ill than I thought?
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ocd - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 19:34:34 EST ID:9c403Pp8 No.515234 Ignore Report Quick Reply

> psychotherapists rely on established techniques

> hypnosis

Shitting Peshmodge - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 03:10:00 EST ID:bzR4nFmb No.515265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To be fair, he was a pioneer on the influence of the unconscious and defense mechanisms, both of which are very important (and observed) psychological phenomena. Of course, he was wrong on many things but he continues to have more of a positive influence than you're implying.
Augustus Clundlefoot - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 05:19:36 EST ID:FwheuJ8x No.515267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's probably only bad if a child actually reads it. It would be easy for one to get all too wrapped up in what amounts to be glorified speculation, building it in to his/her reality and affecting their view of how the world works. This could, for instance, contribute toward the development of overly analytical traits that are based on fundamentally flawed and outdated concepts.

Speaking from experience.
Phyllis Drishten - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 15:28:03 EST ID:zbKXnohS No.515306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes, hypnotherapy is an established practice in 2017. Have you been under a rock for two decades?
Hannah Puttingdock - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 16:30:47 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.515308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah he was definitely wrong about a lot, but he contributed in discovering many of the insights and practices that have proven invaluable in modern psychology. IIRC he was one of the first people to actually treat his clients by trying to understand their minds after having them discuss their lives, problems, and outlooks on things in a context that wasn't directly related to the problems themselves. All that is pretty standard in modern practice in treatment of things like depression and whatnot. The theories themselves have mostly been debunked as the pseudoscience they are, but the practices he actually developed in the process were massive contributions.

Fully Fucked by Martha Honeyforth - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 02:19:52 EST ID:3bJ0Hu6v No.515206 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I was at work today and I realized that yeah I have this little job that pays me a little more than the job I had five years ago and I realized that the game I'm playing is already over.

>I'm never going to buy that cookie cutter condo with a river view.
>I'm never going to be allowed to take a vacation to the Bahamas.
>I'm never going to be allowed to finance a car.
>I'm never going to be allowed to have my own little store front art gallery.

Why? I'll tell you why?

Because I decided to be an edgy Facebook shit poster in High School. My assanine peers to their parents and their sycophantic parents reported me to the police. The police began surveilling me.

I also went AWOL from US Civil Air Patrol which is where Lee Harvey Oswald learned how to shoot (not USMC); I never actually made it to BCS which is where they teach you how to shoot.

When I got my first job out of High School these problems followed me. In addition to that my co-workers in the vitamin department began to fuck with me because I wasn't vegan and like to smoke cigarettes. At this point I was being stalked because I decided to put my place of work onto my Facebook. And then my coworkers started following me. Fucked up shit. The neighborhood watch began to fuck with me because well they fucking cooperate with the police. So I get fired eventually for a minor violation of company policy.
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OP - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 22:14:03 EST ID:w+XXs7My No.515290 Ignore Report Quick Reply

That's fucking ironic.
Nell Capperlock - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 00:51:07 EST ID:EzXVpmDm No.515294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
can't even go awol from CAP, it's an after school youth group
Eliza Fanfuck - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 03:15:58 EST ID:7Q+a6Vlc No.515297 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Don't be a faggot all your life.

Quit being a hypocrite mintzs. Jk I like you
Hannah Puttingdock - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 12:30:12 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.515302 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I also went AWOL from US Civil Air Patrol which is where Lee Harvey Oswald learned how to shoot (not USMC)
>I never actually made it to BCS which is where they teach you how to shoot
I'm not really familiar with the US Civil Air Patrol but I know for a fact that when you join the Army, you go to Reception first for a week or two before actually starting Basic. They literally let people quit at any time during this point, and even let people quit within the first 3 weeks of Basic and leave immediately, whereas everyone who quit after that point had to wait like 2 months to leave. Why in the fuck would you go AWOL instead of just quitting?
Ernest Sondlesack - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 16:27:56 EST ID:w+XXs7My No.515307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's only an issue because the uniform is an Air Force uniform with CAP insignia, they teach you what are essentially Air Force uniform regs. Also you get an ID card which grants you access to Air Force bases in order to shop at the BX and Commissary theoretically some nefarious cadet could gain access to an Air Force Base and steal a nuke or some shit. So those fuckers take it semi-seriously. Unlike ROTC you could actually do some damage if you were committed and diabolical enough.

I just wanted to get high and drunk while having long hair.

How to Stop Seeing Girl for Uncomfortable Reasons by Jarvis Crungershit - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 15:17:16 EST ID:0IE0P9tl No.515279 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My friend set me up with this girl. Things were going well and we've been on 3 dates, more planned. Another friend commented recently that she looks like my sister. I didn't really see it till I was high and getting rid of some old pictures last night. Now I can't unsee it and it makes me really uncomfortable.

What is the least rude way to say, "hey, I think you're really great, but you remind me of my sister"?
Eugene Sangerfoot - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 15:45:31 EST ID:583UPQsG No.515280 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It depends on the context. In what way does she remind you of your sister? I have 3 sisters so there's always going to be a girl who might remind me of them in some way. Point is, just because a shawty might remind you of your sister doesn't mean any kind of relation with that shawty is inappropriate.
Shit, I remember having a crush on a girl who reminded me a lot of my mother. And the thing is that bitch was straight up wifey material
George Gooddock - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 15:45:37 EST ID:4SKHWbu2 No.515281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Come down for awhile, and see if it was all in your head.
There's been times when I've been high and then the thought of someone's face will pop into my mind, and I'll fixate on it for an abnormal amount of time, pondering stupid shit.
It can be a while to get the 'weirdness' out of your head.
Jarvis Crungershit - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 16:31:13 EST ID:0IE0P9tl No.515283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They have the same hair/haircut and skin color. Cheek bones are similar too.

Fwiw, we're going out again on Saturday, so I could just see if I feel the same way when we're together in person again.
Hannah Puttingdock - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 13:11:37 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.515304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I say you wait things out for a bit. I mean just stop and think about things for a second. Someone made an offhand comment about her looking like your sister and from then on you couldn't un-see it. Doesn't that make you think the same thing could happen again with girls that look even vaguely similar?

I mean you've gotta face it man, lots of people look "pretty similar". We all share like over 99% of our DNA. Unless she's on doppleganger level of similarity I think it's something you need to get used to. I mean when you really start to think about the ways several women look it gets pretty easy to see lots of similarities between the face structure, skin color, body type, and hair between any of them. The only real difference there is whether or not you've consciously recognized the similarities. You're basically looking at the exact same being but with tiny genetic differences and some environmental influences.

Toxic work environment by Walter Hummlemedging - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 22:19:26 EST ID:cBRCg1U1 No.515291 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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One of my coworkers is the biggest cunt that I've ever met.

>busted taking paid smoke breaks by abusing supervisor scheduling exceptions
>can't remember what days of the week I work
>spreads gossip
>withholds information until after I've acted out of ignorance and fucked up
>actively spreads derision
>never owns up to her fuck ups
>trained me wrong

How do I handle this shit, corporate /qq/ workers? She has been acting friendlier but that is after management's prompting and it is too little too late.
Fanny Husslefock - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 22:36:33 EST ID:SgX50AIc No.515292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How do you handle it? You kill her with kindness. Don't start acting il towards her because the other employees are going to take her side based upon the fact she's a supervisor regardless. I've been bullied, harassed, and singled out by these types of people in the workplace and it always ends ugly. It eventually led to me having to quit before I wanted to or go ahead and get myself fired.

What kind of job is this if you don't mind me asking? At my last job there was an entire clique of them that would left me out of things on purpose to fuck with me, talked behind my back notoriously when all I ever did was shut up and go do my job, and one of them finally broke after I didn't let her shit get to me and threatened me with her husband.

My manager had to fire her because this had been an on going thing, and really he was just covering his own ass because he could get into trouble if anything were to happen to me while I was on the clock.
Edwin Willyville - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 22:58:40 EST ID:GV9SUhOg No.515293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm a supervisor as well. It's a warehouse for a large company. I'm looking for another job already. Going to let HR hear it on the way out.
Isabella Duckford - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 07:39:47 EST ID:4fEhtDNR No.515299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tell the HR or the HR hotline via "anonymous" tip that you were trained improperly.

Getting Over An Inferiority Complex by Sophie Blummerstodge - Mon, 12 Dec 2016 20:48:26 EST ID:wcR9wfzO No.511517 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I found out that for virtually all of my life since I was 14 years old or so, that I have an inferiority complex. People were able to tell because I have a lot of hatred for people, but feel as if I'm trash.

I want to get rid of it, but I have no idea how. I've just been mentally tortured for so long. Do you guys know how to get over one?
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Hannah Blythelock - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:33:51 EST ID:85DHLyS/ No.512081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Its Ok to hate people, there are good reasons for it, just accept you are misantropic(not in a bad sence). On being trash theres no other way arround it, you have to put in work, read, excersize, do something that is constructive for your life and you will feel acordingly about yourself.
Martin Sottingshaw - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 22:57:22 EST ID:9B6U+M4D No.512089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I *think* we should respect the people doing the shit jobs too. You have to realize that holding this sentiment puts us in a tiny, tiny minority.

Anyway, I guess the point that we both agree on is this: if you're not happy with your life change something. In my case I was depressed when I was trying hard and I stopped being depressed when I stopped "reaching for the stars." Maybe plenty of people on this board are somehow depressed while not trying, in which case they should start trying and see how they feel then. I just don't really understand that personally. But I'm constantly told (mainly by my family) that I'm "taking the easy way out" or "not applying myself" and it super-fucking-pisses me off. Why are they trying to make me feel bad when I'm enjoying my life? Why the unsolicited advice? I guess it's different here, but much of the solicited advice I see on this board reminds me of that so I gotta speak up. I just wanna make it clear that there's another answer:

It's clear the game is rigged, so the only winning move is not to play (or play as little as you can get away with).
Clara Sunkinnune - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 01:21:44 EST ID:wcR9wfzO No.512383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP here; just an update. I feel a little better, because I haven't drank any alcohol or smoked in roughly two weeks. I haven't gone without alcohol for that long in about three years, so this is a good thing. I honestly feel like getting drunk every night is what put myself in such a rut, which I sort of knew even back then, but at the same time I didn't really have any opportunities, so I don't know what I would have done differently. Whenever I'm in some sort of emotional crisis, I feel the urge to get high or drunk; I still get that way, despite being dry for a while. But on the whole, I haven't felt this good in a while, which is great because I was starting to think that it was all downhill from here.


Yeah, it made me think, too. We are so motivated to be successful, but there are only so many ways to do that, and only so many openings. There is a place in the middle, but most just feel like they get the shaft in life, even some of the ones on top. Oddly, some homeless people (the least successful of them all) love life, so in a way they can see right through all of the bullshit that we've bought into. I guess that I'm in the middle ground; I know that what is considered success is not something that I really want for myself, but at the same time, I don't feel like I'm really where I should be in life. I'm no longer so down on myself about it, since now I'm starting to resolve it, but still...I'm not sure. Much self-doubt left in me, still.

I do have to reach out, but I've just been alone all my life. I live in a university town, and I get negative vibes from people. I would leave, but I still have a friend or two here, and I don't want to abandon them. Plus, leaving takes money to do; time isn't a problem, since that is a luxury that I always have, for some reason (the best luxury you can have, really). I do have interests, but my personality doesn't gel well with most people. Plus, my interests are esoteric (fringe philosophy, herbalism, fringe spirituality, psychology) and I just don't have much energy to do a lot with myself, although that part is getting better due to no longer being a drunk.
Lydia Haddleshaw - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 02:23:19 EST ID:dZKIvj1S No.515295 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hear ya OP
Martha Bavinglock - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 02:33:51 EST ID:qgSlhkvl No.515296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I always had one. Ive just always felt like trash/shit/not good enough. People have always said how amazing/smart/even legendary I am. Probably from my over concern for trying to appear that way when I am a rotting basket case inside. I got over it, but only after I had some proof for others and myself that couldnt be ignored. Also Buddhism helped tremendously. My advice is just to either find zen or actually accomplish something significant that matters to you

Shits just so fucked up lately by William Foggleham - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 11:15:51 EST ID:aEfaGquM No.515274 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Within the last few weeks, I've managed to have this life I worked really hard for, collapse from under me. I was in an unhealthy relationship, worked 12~ shifts, and was the only one paying bills/utilities.
I'm no longer with the fucking pos boy that constantly made me feel inadequate, and just plain worthless anymore. But he kicked me out when we split up.
I'm kind ofโ€‹ of freaked out, because now I have to find a new job, a new place to live, and just try to find people that don't hate me.
I'm currently staying at a friend's house, and it's her and her girlfriend. I'm very thankful to have a place to lay my head, I really am. But they're so toxic and abusive. They're always arguing, gaslighting, and just being plain Petty to one another.
Their house is so dirty. Kitty litter all over the apartment, trash, beer bottles, dirty dishes. I've been trying to help them get it cleaned up, but it's not working.
I just don't know what to do, and I wanted to vent.
Jack Faddledale - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 12:18:13 EST ID:EdLOc0dr No.515275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fucking Choblingdidge - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 14:42:13 EST ID:6Y23Um/F No.515278 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hasten the dissolution of your friends' relationship by leaving clues to fictional betrayals for one while pretending to be the other. If they distrust one another, it should work just fine.

Alternatively, you can do something similar where instead of sowing hatred you can alleviate their fear of one another. Shit like leaving out flowers or something. If they're selfish enough the one you pretend to be will take credit because it helps her even though she knows it's false.
Betsy Hablingwet - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 16:39:32 EST ID:0QaYPxEF No.515284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shit's gonna keep getting fucked up often. Life crises and life changes are oh so many and oh so hard. They can lead to better or worse, but yours will lead to better this time, I feel.
You recognized and are moving on from what was wrong. You are so lucky and worthy to have had good, albeit broken, people catch you when you fall. (Such treasure! You have no idea!)

You are currently hypersensitive and hyper-reactive towards other couples and households in the light of your new insights gained by this recent relationship and breakup. You're angry and beating yourself up over things you did not know at the time but eventually realized, and projecting those feelings onto other people.

You're right to be thankful to them, you're right to be critical of them, you're right to try to help them. But you're not right in your desire to "fix" them.
All you can do now is catch them if/when they fall. And that is the best thing you can ever do or have someone do for you.

Give yourself and your golden friend a break and some leeway. Make peace with the idea that century after century, generation after generation, person after person, we all keep making the same mistakes and finding the same solutions when it comes to relationships.

Just please, please, don't start hating naivety, don't combat it by building and encouraging walls and armor. Embrace it and start stuffing pillows and mattresses.
We will, they will, as you will, keep making mistakes and bad judgments. We will fall time and time again, all of us. Make it so we hope we fall softly into your caring arms, like you had your friend's embrace to pick you up you when you fell.

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