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My Life Story by Fuck Gasslekare - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 21:45:56 EST ID:hCNZToAi No.515163 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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When I first went to high school, I was bullied physically and verbally. Eventually, my dad challenged my mom in court, won, and then took me in around Xmas time to start sophomore year at a private Catholic school. I got bullied there too but it wasn't nearly as bad as at the public school, where bullying was institutionalized. Starting in junior year, my dad would yell at me to do my homework and then yell in my face if I couldn't understand something. I cried a couple times because it was vicious. My dad had ruined my safe place from bullying. I started staying up all night on my computer and started sleeping at school. My dad would still yell at me and I still couldn't understand what I was learning. I developed a long-term form of depression that occurs in women more often. At halfway through senior year, I decided that I was too depressed to live with my dad and begged my mom to take me back in. I moved into my mom's house and started finishing senior year at the aforementioned public schoo!. There was no bullying but I failed every course and went to summer school. This was kind of good because I was in the same gym class with my childhood best friend. My brother and I would fight every day over his loud music. I got into a fight with him and his friend. The cops came and were going to take me to jail but my dad intervened and asked to let me move into his house. I was 19 at this point. My dad forced me to leave the house every day in the morning to go find a job and the cycle repeated. One day, instead of going to look for a job, I went to an army recruitment station. They talked to me about the army and gave me a backpack and pamphlets. I told my dad and stepmom I was thinking about joining the army. They were surprised. My dad wanted to go with me to the recruitment center every time I went and even went with me to MEPS (meps is where they make sure you're physically fit to join the military). I decided on a job I liked which was a interrogater. I found out I couldn't get the job because I had any kind of criminal history. My dad convinced me to take a job I didn't want. My dad called me a faggot and started kicking me out every day again because I was avoiding the recruit…
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Reuben Shittingham - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 05:52:04 EST ID:+N9MVCxQ No.515182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Continue, friend. Let it all out.


Writers Block by Sophie Shittingwell - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 22:40:22 EST ID:hXyMUMZw No.515106 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Every time I write or do anything creative, I have a fear of people stealing my work or reading my mind. How do I remediate myself?
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Sophie Shittingwell - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 23:31:12 EST ID:hXyMUMZw No.515110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515109
Being comfortable won't help if I still believe it
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William Brassleway - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 00:18:31 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.515113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515110
When I say comfortable I'm more referring to the fact that it's a mental state you become familiar with and learn ways to properly utilize. You'd learn to do this stuff eventually, given enough time, but it goes much more quickly if you do some repetitious creative exercises.

Do you have anything to say about the rest of what I wrote? Exposure therapy is the only reliable tool for overcoming fears and anxieties. Is not making things more proactive to overcoming this problem than making things? The purpose of doing this stuff is because you'll be making stuff that's worthless for people to steal anyway, and eventually you'll likely get over this fear that your work is going to be stolen. Or, you won't. But, at least you'll have developed some skill and made things.
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William Brassleway - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 00:24:10 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.515114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515113
>The purpose of doing this stuff is because you'll be making stuff that's worthless for people to steal anyway,
What I mean is, who is going to steal some scratching you made as part of a creative exercise? The experience and the ideas you get while doing those exercises will eventually culminate in something possibly worth stealing... but how awesome do you think you are, exactly?

Are you that confident in your ability, that you're sure somebody would even want to steal your work? This is a pretty common phenomena when it comes to anxiety. In terms of social anxiety, people feel like everyone is watching their every move and that people are going to comment on something you do or say something about you or to you about things they likely don't care about and wouldn't think about anyway. It comes from feeling like you're the center of everybody's attention. You've got to realize, man, that you're not that important, cool, or talented. You might have some skill or whatever, but unless you're a prodigy or something nobody is out to get you. You'll be lucky to get most people to even honestly look at or critique work for a good part of the time.
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Hugh Denderridge - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 23:00:42 EST ID:SFGPaOSS No.515165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515106

keep on oning
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Eugene Shakeway - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 05:36:46 EST ID:xGZBBLj9 No.515181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515106
This is why it took me six years to finish high school i was constantly scared that my teachers would plagiarize my writings, but then i finally gave in to my friends pressure of taking off the tin foil hat.

Nobody's out to steal your ideas, especially if you're a creative writer, how could they even unless you publish your stuff regularly. Unless you're working on academia then there's literally nothing to worry about, all your thoughts are recycled ideas that people have gone over for many millennia.

I'm not a creative writer but shouldn't it be a positive thing when your readers get inspired by your work?


mail wont come by Ian Sicklewedge - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 12:14:44 EST ID:vKvaev27 No.515024 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>be 24
>live in shitty dingey basement apartment under chiropractor
>new hot ass mail lady, skinny waste fat ass big tits pretty face, about my age, redhead
>First time I see her
>I'm in my apartment vaping and taking snapchats
>Open the door, shirtless in my pajamas. Wearing a hat with a bunch of pins, some really douchey sunglasses, a furry hood and a paschima scarf, its awkward as fuck, didnt realize she'd still be standing their.
>she knocks on the door to get me to sign for package last week
>open, sign
>loudly telling me roommate id fuck her brains out and creampie her and lick her ass and shit
>realize shes still in the building, probly heard me talking about how i wanna jizz all over her
>Now she just straight up wont deliver our mail
>No mail for the past week
>The chiropractor hasn't gotten any mail either, asked
>pretty sure other tenants haven't either
>Waiting on 2 paychecks, last paycheck from my last job and first paycheck from my new job (new job sends first paycheck as paper check, last job didnt have direct deposit)
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Archie Fummernork - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 23:51:08 EST ID:26U39jKh No.515064 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515063
Most countries don't fuck around with anything regarding the post or postal workers.
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John Besslepadge - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 04:09:03 EST ID:bof4zvdV No.515067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here. Stop freaking out. I called and bitched and my mail came. Saying you'd like to have sex with someone isn't the same as saying you'd rape them. Stop with this bullshit.
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Albert Turveyson - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 13:17:24 EST ID:buav0dMy No.515079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515067
Yeah, you're not a rapist, just a moron OP. I'm glad you got your post because you didn't deserve to be totally fucked over. Hopefully you learned a lesson about running your mouth like that though?
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David Funnerstudge - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 22:42:24 EST ID:w+XXs7My No.515108 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515079
Yeah OP you're a fucking idiot.
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Oliver Bunfield - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 12:10:12 EST ID:+N9MVCxQ No.515134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>loudly telling me roommate id fuck her brains out and creampie her and lick her ass and shit

lol. You sound like such a dudebro dickhead. Are you in any way surprised that she was revolted after hearing that? It must be pretty demoralizing to go about doing your daily job only for your customers to immediately say to their friends "Yeah I'd fuck that shit out of that pussy and cum all over her tits yeah dude I would penetrate that tight asshole"

I feel zero sympathy. I know what you're asking is how to get your mail, which you've figured out how to do, but yeah next time don't act like such a sleazy douche and you might get your mail delivered to you like a normal person.


What the fuck to do by Phineas Crivingham - Mon, 14 Nov 2016 01:50:23 EST ID:rq2JgAzW No.510694 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Whats up you guys, I feel pretty pathetic posting this here but 4shit is for high school kids and I have literally no one else to talk to about this.

So there is this girl, Amy. I've been friends with her for years, I fell in love with her a year and a half ago and spent the next year failing over and over at getting with her. Eventually she got fed up with my shit, told me to fuck off, blocked me, I've only seen her a few times since. She said some really fucked up shit to me when she was mad, but I saw her last weekend and we partied and I gave her acid and hung out the next morning and she didn't seem to have any issues with me.

There are simply no words to describe how I feel about this girl. I see her, and just immediately feel better, I feel good when she walks into the room, being around her just makes me happy, its like she is an extension of myself or a connection to a higher plane, and like we can read each others mind, not like some kids finishing each others sentences bs like we talk and communicate on a nonverbal level. And there is no other girl I have met who goes quite as hard as me.

But anyway she still has my number/fb/snapchat blocked. She has a bf, who is terrible for her and she cheats on but she cares about, and shes blamed the cheating on me even though I havent done shit since they were together. So there is nothing I can do until she is ready and willing to speak to me. And I'm really fucking lonely.

Anyway there is this other girl I've been talking to a little, I took her out to a show on Friday and we did acid, I ended up taking her home instead of hooking up, idk why, just didnt feel right on acid. And I really fucking like this girl, she is gorgeous, blonde like Amy but taller and thinner, she is taller than me though. She's smart and kinda weird, which I can relate to so much more, she smokes mad weed, has awesome taste in music, and like I was connecting with her on a real, normal person level. And she just moved here a few months ago and is kinda lonely and confused and, fuck I really like her. And looking at it objectively its literally like after fucking things up with Amy I get to meet someone who is just as beautiful, and smarter, and relates to me better, and is less of a crazy slut.

The problem is she's Amy's roommate. I met her when we were all at a festival together. And, objectively or not, I don't have the same kind of insane psychedelic spiritual-emotional connection to her, its all about feelings and it just feels different. Like I like hanging out with her, because she is a cool person and I enjoy her company but with Amy it's like, just being in her presence makes me feel good. Anyway when I'm being completely honest, there's just no way I could actually choose her over Amy, like, the second she is ready and willing I will be there for her and fuck anyone and everything that is in the way, its not even like it'd be a choice just an irresistable primal force.

So IDK what to do. I almost wish I hadn't met Amy, that she wasn't there and I wasn't overwhelmingly in love with her. And I could just go for it and not worry about stupid bullshit and just enjoy it and let whatever happens happen. But then we would never have met. I want to go for it anyway, so badly, just hit her up and take her out and smoke some weed and make sweet beautiful love and fuck all the consequences. But I care about her and don't want to hurt her and if I end up choosing her roommate over her which I know I would given the chance I'm afraid it would. And its like.....she is currently the only way I have to get in touch with Amy, so even though I care about her part of me feels like I'm just using her to get to Amy, lol, which is absolutely terrible. And I don't want to hurt Amy either but there is nothing I can do at this point.

I don't fucking know. Typing it out didn't really help. I already know I need to be with Amy, I just don't know how to get there or why I have to be so fucking alone in the meantime when she doesn't. I would appreciate your advice, especially if you're a girl, like, if a guy knows it's not gonna work out would you still want him to be with you for awhile, even if he's richer and smarter and better looking than most guys. Obviously this isn't the kind of thing some depressed lonely virgin can relate to. But fucking idk.
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Jarvis Gasslenut - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 19:18:30 EST ID:j5fiPK2O No.514646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>514625
Sup guys, Amy guy here.

I've been collecting my cum in jars. Should I tell her I love her and have collected my love for her to drink? Should I just snort PCP and tell her I'm coming over so she can call the cops in advance? Should I warn my family I'm about to get locked up? I guess I should tell my dealer he's about to lose a customer but then he's been pushing to a crazy guy so like cosmic karma and stuff.

Amy told me she hates me and but I've ignored her because I love her so much I don't believe anything she says. That's love, ignoring her feelings and as a soulmate I know that not communicating is important. It's like that cartoon where that guy's anus is bleeding and he drowns his friends except I'm guys cheering as they drown in blood and the guy whose anus is bleeding but I never notice how fucked up that is and keep saying "yay". Because Amy's anus is bleeding and I'm like "yay I will drown you bitch" and she knows it's love.

Anyway I stole her panties and wore them in the town and accidentally found her by literally rotating between any place she could be. Because we're both druggy burnouts that was easy. I mean unlike me she's not manic so it took a few days but I found her at a dealer. She was like "you stole my fucking underwear and are wearing it, you disgust me when did you last shower?".

Anyway I killed her housemate and fucked the wound. Amy's mad about that. She's like "why did you murder my friend and cum in her neck? I've called the cops, I've bought a gun and if you come by I'll shoot you". So should I bring a knife and disembowel myself on her lawn, let her shoot me or just suicide by cop?
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Hedda Clinnerchat - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 19:21:15 EST ID:khREzLB3 No.514672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Depressed lonely virgin here. Sounds like you need to just move on OP, probably lay off the acid too.
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Isabella Beblinglug - Wed, 22 Mar 2017 23:27:25 EST ID:moI+3Z0l No.514713 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>514625
>that fucking last sentence

you poor clueless fag....
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Emma Sonkindut - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 02:52:39 EST ID:rq2JgAzW No.515123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well things seem to have even further come to a head.

After Amy kicked me out of her house last time her roomate called me, the one the OP was about I've been interested in. She was asking to borrow money so I came back and gave her some, she just got a job and I have plenty of cash on hand. We started talking again after that, she was acting kind of sketch the whole time though. Later that night I saw Amy again at a show, so it was like, well, I guess the never see her again thing isn't gonna happen, I was just chillin with my drink and she walked right past.

The next week I finally got her roomate to come out with me to a show, it was a really boring show and she wasn't really into it and was on her phone the whole time. Then Amy showed up right in front of me, I didn't talk to her but that pretty much distracted me. I tried really hard to hang out with her after that, she's so pretty and I really liked her and we were talking and I still felt kinda sketched out like she was using me but I'm so lonely and I wanted so badly to believe she actually cared. I called her the next day and she said she wanted to hang out but then just completely fucking blew me off. Didn't even bother to text and say she didn't want to chill, just fucking ignored me til I texted her like 4 hours later and then another hour after that she messaged saying she was tired.

I was still really into her and I wanted her to come to this show last Friday in St. Augustine and she acted like she wanted to go like she always does before she flakes. I asked what was stopping her and she texted back at like 4am, my boyfriend. So apparently she has a bf too now. He posted a bunch of pics with her over the weekend so I'm guessing she just got with him and wasn't lying to me but she was obviously talking to him the whole time she was fucking with me the last few weeks. Honestly he looks like a good guy and definitely a better match for her than I am, she's like, quiet and country and I am loud and EDM as fuck like Amy.

So that fucking sucked. But it's life, you know, she was honest with me and seems like she is happy, it sucks dealing with loss and rejection but it's part of life and what's more important is that she's better off, she's so beautiful and sweet and she deserves to be happy. I just really want to talk to her, just one time to be real with her and get off my chest my feelings for her and let her know that I care and get some kind of closure so we can actually be friends without it being weird.

I went to St. Augustine for the show the next day, Saturday, instead, I was too hungover on Friday. I met up with my buddy Chase from college and we did some coke, headed down there and took a dose. We all used to be friends, we had a great crew, him, his ex, me, Amy and a couple others but that all got fucked up when they broke up and Amy decided she hated me. While we were on the way he told me that Amy was going to be there, and that we should stay away because it was her and her bf's anniversary. It'd been a fucking year.

We had a couple beers and watched the first set, it was pretty lit. During the set break I left Chase in his seat and went to walk around the dance floor playing with my orbit, I was wearing shades and a big joker hat. I guess Amy left her boyfriend and he saw me. He came up and tried to get in my face. I didn't even recognize him at first, he was like what the hell bro. I didn't really have time to think or react, I just looked him in the eyes and told him that I'd told the truth. He told me to stay away from his girl and I was just like, "OK," like, I'm already staying away from her because she doesn't want me to bother her, your punk ass threatening to fight me has nothing to do with it. It was only at that point that I realized that he was trying to, like, intimidate me, he just seemed so small and nonthreatening like a weak ass nigga and I could tell he was really worked up and I didn't even give a shit. He fucked off and I just kept spinning my orbit and walking around for a minute.

I went back to Chase and he'd gotten a snapchat from Amy walking by my car and saying "fuck <name>".
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Angus Garrydale - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 19:15:59 EST ID:9lXOD53Y No.515155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The thread was kinda fun until it was obviously fake...


Becoming a bad boy by I want to fuck your wife - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 16:24:35 EST ID:fWNSAUvE No.512691 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I be come a dominant, scary figure so damaged women will fuck me?

Srs. The jacked bald dude with a criminal record will get panties wetter than a well meaning normie becaue of behavior and his physical appearance.

I have the physical appearance and muscularity, but now I need the behavior to back it up. I want to be an imposing, dominant figure where damaged women can fuck me to try and resolve their daddy issues.

Do I need to kill a man? Spend time in a third word country? Join a boxing gym? I'm willing to throw my old personality out the window to make the change
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Cyril Hinkinstock - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 22:42:10 EST ID:zflyT5fB No.515107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>512838
Not bad. Weak minded
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Clara Giffingwater - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 00:01:07 EST ID:CfonqoA0 No.515111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515107

you bumped a 3 mo old comment to reply to that?
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Esther Firringbadge - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 00:06:46 EST ID:/e/ZTXIC No.515112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>515111
Don't even give a care bruv.
You think it matters how old shit shot on the web is?
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Lillian Wullernat - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 01:14:29 EST ID:K4QTRcmJ No.515115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>512790

damn, dog
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Cedric Cragglestock - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 01:38:00 EST ID:I0oV5hTR No.515118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>512838
so you're the needy gf?


I got ditched by a girl that was attracted to me by Sophie Blythedock - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 22:58:38 EST ID:LP7sXigx No.514615 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Woe is me. I feel bad for anybody that has been ditched by a girl that was clearly attracted to you. I don't understand women anymore. There is attraction there but she clearly ditched my ass. It's all good. I actually would have gave her a chance to get together with her but she didn't want to not because she said no because she wanted to ditch my ass. I say hello but she acts like she didnt hear me that's all good. forget about 'em. Damn chicks cant make up their damn minds. You are either attracted or you are not. Fuck it if things don't work out we could always be buddies.
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George Wuzzlefuck - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 00:10:38 EST ID:rBfIrlAT No.514623 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>514622

You do realize that there is such a thing as a space bar right? Jesus no way am I reading that
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Shitting Sogglemud - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 00:11:10 EST ID:Hc3V+acB No.514624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>514622
Whoa you sound like me dude.

I know how you feel. I like you. I want to ralk more but I am going to be busy so I'll reply later on because there's some stuff I'd like to say. Take care man.
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Edwin Moshbidging - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 13:02:17 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.514641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>514623
You mean Enter key, right?
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Fanny Semmlehall - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 21:01:20 EST ID:ou8RtxFT No.514674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>514641

lol'd
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Cyril Hinkinstock - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 22:17:13 EST ID:zflyT5fB No.515105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>514622
story up.


Need to move on with life... by Albert Hommlemodging - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 17:46:32 EST ID:2+KK71PJ No.515085 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, I'm here now because I feel I am at the end of my rope. I joined the US Army (inb4 Military is evil, and you're too stupid comments) and saw A LOT of combat. It's fucked me eup. Coming back I've had no family, and just divorced my cheating wife. For the past 3 years, Ive struggled to find a job, and the VA, has had me waiting over 2 years now for my schooling benefits (still no known timeline for actually going). And nobody wants to date a fucked up killer with scqrs on his neck from shrapnel. What is even the point? Nobody will hire me, date me, or bother hiring me. I'm not saying that people SHOULD like me or anything. But ever since deployment, nowhere feels like home, or the place I should be. No family to ask for help, Im drowning in debt left over from my marriage, and can't take out a loan for schooling due to pre- existing loans from college. What should I do with no hope, no support, and no future? All I can think of is the 60dollar cyanide bottle online.
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Lillian Buzzman - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 18:38:38 EST ID:75sBUhBz No.515086 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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5 grams in silent darkness
seriously
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Angus Dartgold - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 19:16:27 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.515092 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515085
What MOS were you man? I was 11B, 1-508th PIR in the 82nd on Ft. Bragg. I've experienced something similar with trouble getting hired. I've been a NEET for nearly a year and finally just got hired, and out of the 20 or 30 places I applied to I only ever got one call back (where I just got hired). My job history is somewhat shitty but it shouldn't be so bad that nobody would call me, I have no idea what the fuck was going on. Shit happens, some how.

In any case, I was originally 18X (SF candidate) and spent 2 of my supposed to be 6 years in SOPC and selection and shit, but didn't ever really expect to make it. I thought being offered airborne as part of my contract was cool but i was a fucking retard and Ft. Bragg and the 82nd in particular was probably the worst place I could've ended up (a lot of people who had been part of other units told me not to let the backwards politics and shit I saw there ruin my opinion of the rest of the Army because shit apparently wasn't like that anywhere else). I wound up getting medboarded on my third year in just before my unit was going out for deployment so I never saw any combat. Don't know if i'll be able to relate on that shit all that well even though I was infantry.

I've also got a shitload of debt because I was an idiot and thought I'd be able to use the Army to pay off my school loans but the most they could do was defer them and that's a stupid thing to do because it accrues interest the entire time it's in deferment. I wound up buying a car that set me back a bit that I wound up selling and getting most of the money back on after I got out, but I owed my parents a shit ton already by that point and since I had to move back in with them and have been for the last 3 years and was a NEET for like an entire year I'm in pretty heavy debt to them (thankfully it's a personal debt and not one with interest or affecting my credit considering my credit is already fucked).

I've been dealing with the aftermath of cognitive and mood issues from my first concussion my 8th grade year from getting hit in the head with a discus, a second concussion from a fucked parachute landing (also had another…
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James Turveyridge - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 19:29:25 EST ID:wcR9wfzO No.515095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515085

That sucks. I don't like how society treats most veterans, especially since quite a few of them feel horrible about what they had to go through. Don't kill yourself. I wish you the best of luck.
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Angus Dartgold - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 19:50:34 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.515098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515095
>I don't like how society treats most veterans
Have to agree, not just because I'm a veteran though. Most people want to blame soldiers for the shit the government itself is responsible for and blame people for signing themselves up for it even though a lot of the time it's the only decent option to make a living at the time for some people. Granted, a lot of people who sign up are misinformed or have naive ideas about the military and sign up for shit like the marine corps or something combat arms in the army like my dumbass did, but if you go with the airforce and pick a decent MOS you can get decent benefits, have an okay job, and get college credits for the MOS you were in along with technical experience in a field you can get a job in later on.

if you wind up combat arms in any branch though you really shoot yourself in the foot though. all you can do is do private contract work straight up killing people for cash (no illusions of brotherhood or comradery... kind of a fucked up choice of profession imo), be somebody who works as like an EMT since you know decent first aid, as a janitor because you've got a retarded level of janitorial experience, maybe as a cop, or like a firearms instructor or some shit. otherwise you have no skills for the workforce and you're stuck working in a factory or some shit until you retire.
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Angus Dartgold - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 19:59:24 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.515099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck, my stim'd out ass forgot my main point about how people treat veterans. Honestly it's just people trying to live, working a shitty ass job like everybody else. There's no reason to particularly dislike, hate, or even like/celebrate, for that matter, anybody in the military. If the person is a douchebag and parades their status as a veteran around or whatever, they're a douchebag regardless of their being a veteran. If they weren't one, they'd still be a douchebag. They exist everywhere. I can see why somebody might be annoyed with how society expects you to call anybody that served a hero and shit, but don't take that out on the people that served themselves. No one expects you to actually go up and thank them or anything, its usually awkward as fuck when people find out I was in the Army and try to say thanks. I usually don't tell anybody unless they ask.


Pharmacy Tech drug testing by Frederick Deddleneck - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 17:19:40 EST ID:07KS/xWx No.515049 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm currently halfway through a community college course to become a pharmacy technician, seems engaging enough for me to now wanna shot myself and the pay is ok.

Anyway, I do a ton of different drugs all the time and I'm very worried I'll be drug tested regularly. Does anyone know how often or if I am likely to be drug tested, and if so, what drugs can I take to trip a test?

opiates are my favorite and although I'm not physically dependent I don't think I could live without them. I drink PST like at least once a week generally. I don't have a problem cutting out benzos/dissos/weed but I enjoy the occasional psychedelic or stimulant
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Frederick Deddleneck - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 17:45:16 EST ID:07KS/xWx No.515050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515049
*me to not wanna shoot myself

*what drugs can I take to not trip a test

Jesus fuck I didn't realize I left so many typoes
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Barnaby Nabbleridge - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 17:50:44 EST ID:GoZz+UFM No.515051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515049
Some full-spectrum tests are picking up Kratom now, but it's legal and a decent opiate high
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Edwin Murdfoot - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 16:47:33 EST ID:07KS/xWx No.515083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515051
I've done kratom quite a few times and although I think the high is pretty under rated it's way more nauseating and disgusting to ingest than even pst, so unless I can buy a cheap extract or figure out how to make one on my own this probably won't work.

does O-DSMT and fentanyl or fentanyl analogues show up on any common tests?
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Angus Dartgold - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 19:41:50 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.515096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515083
idk about O-DSMT or fentanyl analogs themselves, but I think if it's a standard drug panel then fentanyl shouldn't cause you to fail. be wary if the drug test includes methadone-related substance detection though. still dont think fentanyl will cause you to piss hot, but i read a while back that apparently loperamide (if you use it to prevent hardcore WDs) can cause a false positive for methadone.

honestly you're setting yourself up for failure if you use any of the standard drugs of abuse as a pharmacy tech. im not sure how regularly you get drug tested, but if you're around or handle any schedule II drugs they both log that shit meticulously and drug test you regularly. you're gonna be stuck using DXM and hoping not to get a false positive for opioids or PCP and maybe something like benzos, phenibut, or alcohol. Otherwise you're kinda fucked/it's too risky


Emotions by Phoebe Coddlelock - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 10:30:01 EST ID:UrQwPY3E No.514805 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I just got dumped yesterday by this girl I was dating. We'd been going out for a couple months, were pretty much in love, then, while she was travelling in another country, something happened and everything went to shit. We took some time (one month) and yesterday we got together to talk.

I told her I was in love with her, and that I wanted to be with her. She told me, between lines at least, that she'd also been in love with me, but that she couldn't understand why we didn't say that to each other before she went on travelling, while we were on the coup of the relationship. Why did we hold it in? Why did we try to control that? While she was travelling, some dude she met for like 3 days told her he was in love with her. That's when things went south for me and her. -now this is me thinking- he showed her something I don't have. I'm not an emotional or impulsive type. I am sweet and caring, but I am also really rational. I have a hard time freely expressing myself (I can't write or sing or dance or pretty much any artistic expression, even though I study something art-related). I'd never confessed my love like that to anyone before, and even as I said that, she told me "You see? even now, that you're expressing your feelings, you sound so straight, so controlled". That was the fatal blow. What am I supposed to do? If even when I'm expressing myself more than I'd ever done it, I'm still a robot, how am I supposed to get out of this box?

On top of it I'd just started therapy, and my therapist told me that was exactly my problem, and that we had to work on that, and that probably this girl felt that and distanced herself because of it. It really sucks. I wish I could've been a bit different.
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OP - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 19:23:35 EST ID:UrQwPY3E No.515031 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515026
I feel like I may be the worst to answer you. Was this really long ago?

At least what I'm doing to get over this girl is:
-blocked her on every app.
-talking to my best friends about it.
-started therapy (I oughtta have done it before, but well, better late than never)
-made a list of things I want to accomplish in short/mid-term
-focus on college
-got on tinder (well, I actually paid for tinder plus because there was a promotion)

Anyway, I still haven't gone out with anyone new, but I'm already talking to a couple of somewhat interesting girls and I met a ton of new people in this acting class today, so I dunno, things aren't looking as bleak as they were a couple weeks ago.

It's pretty shitty that she just ghosted you out of nowhere. I mean... if you went back to her it will probably be to the same thing you were at before. Yesterday a friend told me "Really liking a girl that doesn't like you back must be in the top 5 things in life that really sucks". I dunno what to say, I'm still not over this girl... but this things I'm doing seem to be working for me. Maybe you can do something similar
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Sidney Cirrysadging - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 05:42:51 EST ID:34xwTbAU No.515040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are you German OP?
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OP - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 10:30:59 EST ID:UrQwPY3E No.515042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515040
Nein, warum?

I'm from Latin America, but I've lived in Germany for a couple months though
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Basil Blurrylirk - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 16:13:54 EST ID:T7hXOXL8 No.515046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515031
No my friend it was last summer. I only knew her for about two months but we had sex 2-4 times a week. It will be a year since I met her in May.

I haven't blocked her but I know I should. There's a weird part of me that doesn't want to do it you know what I mean? I know no good would come out of talking to her again.

I'm not in school so it's kind of hard for me to meet new people. I usually just get lucky. Only been with one other girl she the other girl.

I know it's just going take some time a d I am going to have to suffer right now before it gets any better and that's fine. This isn't the first time this has happened. I was upset over a girlfriend for two years. Sometimes it just takes awhile or meeting someone new.
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Isabella Bummlefone - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 12:42:36 EST ID:ivgDi1vU No.515075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>514805
That guy wasn't emotional or impulsive, that guy was trying to sleep with her. You can't love someone after 3 days. You should get his name and find him and kill him. No not really, but what a prick.

You want to distance yourself a bit at first, coming on strong is a dick move. But when you have been with someone for a while, yeah, take the plunge. It is not your fault she fooled around with someone else on holidays, either it's no ones fault or it's hers, and she's trying to make you feel like it's yours.


Not your usual women thread by Henry Dunninghit - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 17:34:07 EST ID:9B6U+M4D No.515029 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My friend's fiance dumped him for some guy she met in rehab. This was 6 months ago and he more or less realizes he dodged a bullet by now.

Last weekend she hits him with a false rape allegation. Now my friend's biggest flaw is that he is too nice. He's too respectful to women. It pisses me off. Whenever he tells me the beta way in which he has sex, me and my other friends bully him. He's that kind of guy.

My roommate and I have been getting along famously this past year. I considered him one my closest friends til this rape allegation. He kept on bringing up information he couldn't possibly have known when me, my roommate, and my beta friend were discussing the problem. My beta friend is a super-paranoid guy, so he confided in me that he thought my roommate was talking to his junkie ex behind his back. "No way!" I told him. My roommate was a true bro through and through. But still, I'm a curious guy. So I checked his facebook when he was out of the house.

It wasn't even hidden. Pages of discourse between my roommate and my beta friend's fiance. He's giving her legal advice (she is retarded) in exchange for the promise of a threesome with him and his gf. He even had the sole bit of evidence (a recorded phone call) she intended to use. My falsely accused friend really could have used that. I copied all the data and called up my friend so we could go through it.

I still can't believe how slimy my roommate is, but it's even more pathetic how bad of a liar he is. He's constantly bragging about how he's trying to get a job in the CIA and how good he is at lying to get laid. When us three were hanging out the other day, he was visibly shaking when we subtly said things that would force him to explicitly lie to us (to keep up the charade). He wouldn't come clean until my friend all but told him he knows my roommate's talking to the junkie ex-fiance.

This thread isn't really concerned with soliciting advice, so much as being a cautionary tale (and a way to vent). Women destroy men. Bros before hos. Don't fall prey to that primal siren song your ancestor's did.
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Nell Goddleway - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 00:10:50 EST ID:adWALhX4 No.515065 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Holy shit.
I'm reading this and can't believe it, but also can because I've had the misfortune to meet some extremely dysfunctional people.
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William Pesslefodge - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 00:35:01 EST ID:9vn86lM+ No.515066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515041

Lmao, when there are ongoing legal preceding then yes, you're talking on a school yard level

>>515045

true but it depends if op can prove that everything was open and it also depends on what is considered private, the details are fuzzy around this, but yeah its 50/50, why not make it 100%? maybe op could get permission from the guy to use his computer or something and record him getting permission?
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Cornelius Smallford - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 08:41:54 EST ID:9B6U+M4D No.515069 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>515066
lol the legality of the data doesn't matter. My friend has the best lawyer in the county, he's a rich white male, this is referring to an incident 3 years ago, the ex-fiance recently got arrested for heroin possession, AND HE DID NOT ACTUALLY RAPE THE BITCH.

It's just now me and my friend know my roommate is a blue pill stallion piece-of-shit. And that hurts worse than a false rape accusation. I'm probably gonna check his computer for updates tonight (while he's driving the bitch to another city to talk to another cop). I'll be happy to update tonight!
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Basil Dindledot - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 11:20:49 EST ID:ngLYHpR4 No.515071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I believe the moral of this story, like so many other stories, is that you cannot trust anyone, and should investigate everyone. If they're clean, the investigation will come up dry and you'll know for sure that they're cool. But when you find what you suspect, well, it's very enlightening, and very worth it.

I once dated an emotionally unstable woman. I thought she was lying to me constantly. One day I picked up her phone and started browsing through it, and all my suspicions were proven correct. Just by reading some of the conversations she'd been having with other people gave me a full understanding of exactly what was going on. I dumped her shortly afterward, not because of that, but because of scarring my face with her rings one evening after having an episode.
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Albert Turveyson - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 12:59:04 EST ID:buav0dMy No.515078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515071
I think the moral is that if you suspect bullshit something is definitely up. I don't mean you think "it could be plausible" but start to suspect things aren't right. Intuition is not some sixth sense but rather us picking up on things that aren't quite right, body language things that don't add up.

Either the person is at fault.. or if you keep turning up innocents, you're fucked up and paranoid. Either way you get a useful answer.

I've been screwed over and in denial and I knew I had to investigate but didn't want to be like you, I've also trusted and it's been repaid. In the latter case though I never had a reason to doubt, things kept adding up, stories didn't change. Because I'd seen what a lying piece of shit was like and all the signs I also noted their total absence.


Not really /qq/ but sorta /qq/ by Sophie Bisslewill - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 20:58:42 EST ID:KAlluiDZ No.515054 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't intend this to be a bitching thread or asking advice, I'm just curious if anyone here has friends or has had any level of fidelity amongst anyone other than family?

I make good first impressions but have never moved beyond just an association or acquaintanceship. With anyone. I've met a lot of people through similar interests, bars/clubs, work, college etc but I haven't made a friend since I was in elementary school.

Wondering if anyone else out there has had the same experience.

>Random picture roulette
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Lillian Bishstene - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 21:07:40 EST ID:qgSlhkvl No.515055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515054
I used to. Im a hermit now both by situation and choice. Its bueno
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Cornelius Poshstat - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 21:31:28 EST ID:kAEKpfyQ No.515057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515054
I'm the same way. I have no trouble being friendly with people, but actually being friends with them is something I can't do. I've always been like this though since I lived in a neighborhood with no other kids I only made friends with people in school and stuff and never hung out with people outside of scheduled activities. I have a few friends from elementary school that I could probably get closer to if I tried, but something inside of me is holding me back. It's like I don't want to fuck up the only shot I've got, but ironically this causes me to fuck things up by isolating myself. It's definitely not bueno.
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Sophie Bisslewill - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 22:06:47 EST ID:KAlluiDZ No.515058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515055
>>515057
I found something interesting that I'd like to see if it is as much of a eureka as it was to me. I was listening to a radioshow or whatever that is kind of a Howard Stern sort of deal where there are the regular guys and then a guest they just randomly pull that doesn't really know anything about what is going on but they want to keep up with the hosts. They seem like they are in the game and rolling with the punches; giving and taking, but in reality they are being mocked and completely reamed but they think they are in on the banter. Sitting back from a vicarious sort of view makes it just seem sad as they are oblivious to the fact that they aren't in on anything and are desperately trying to stay in with the hosts but are really just in a hole beneath everyone else.

>They are laughing at them and not with them.

Just wondering if anyone else feels this way. That was what I was really getting at. I feel my isolation falls from this set of circumstances. No matter what you do to seem relevant or try and relate, there is no crowd you can find solace with. If you try and force yourself in, it fails; if you ignore them, it fails; if you make a slow entry, it fails etc etc. It's no bueno.


I keep screwing up by Oliver Sibblestune - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 10:13:12 EST ID:tyb+3DCP No.515000 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So my girlfriend and I have been dating for over a year now and recently moved in together. Every thing has been pretty great except for one thing. I tend to be extremely forgetful. I've got ADD which I've managed to get relatively under control just every so often I tend to forget shit (ex. To put dinner away, to grab something while I'm at the store, not so great with remembering times) she tends to get pretty upset when shit like this happens as she rightfully should especially with food because we're both pretty broke and can't really afford to make mistakes like that. Despite my best efforts I still tend to slip up every once in awhile. When she gets upset I genuinely have no idea what to do about it. (Pic unrelated)
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Shitting Smalllock - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 12:17:15 EST ID:buav0dMy No.515004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515001
Yeah, you can work on your weaknesses and that is worthwhile but at the same time sometimes you have to recognise you either haven't reached that point, won't soon or won't ever and in those cases you can't just push harder. Reminders/shopping lists, post it notes, whatever it takes.

Also everyone fucks up sometimes, you need to work on the assumption shit will go wrong and have a backup plan in place or some sort of cushion or whatever.
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Augustus Murdbanks - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 18:34:34 EST ID:dXHrGFBg No.515012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I do try to work on being pretty forgetful but the other issue is I have really no idea how to handle anger I was in a toxic relationship a while back ago and my two usual response to anger are shut down or get angry back. Even when I know I'm in the wrong if I apologise for sof thing and the person persist to be angry and act like I just can't take it. With my current gf I rarely get angry back unless I think I have a legit reason to but just kind of shut down till they calm down. But after they do calm down it turns into this big talk about my forgetfulNess and how it effects everything and the thing is I know all this already it's kinda torture knowing she feels helpless to this and that despite my best efforts barely improve because once I get one thing figured out I end up fucking somthing else up and we repeat the process over again and I feel like Im one big fuck up away from a shit storm
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Edward Peddleshaw - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 21:07:52 EST ID:UrQwPY3E No.515013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515012
Wow dude, I had the same problem with my last gf. It was pretty shitty given she was really really responsable and tidy and everything and I was a forgetfull mess. Try dividing tasks, and planning it together. That helped us. We had a Google Calendar we used to schedchule things and that worked pretty good, you can set alarms for your phone and everything. Also planning and dividing choirs for the week is useful (and writing them down together! This is essential.)

Also knowing you're as forgetfull as you are, she should know you're not always gonna remember everything, and you're not going to change from one day to another. She oughta have her shit to sort out too. You should both support the other person in their weaknesses, not punish them because of it. Also, the pressure of having to remember everything because she's gonna get mad otherwise is really really counterproductive. Like the more my ex gf got mad about me forgetting things, the more difficult it was for me to remember everything we talked about.

Best of lucks man, if there's love in there, this shouldn't be a big problem. Just work it out slowly, and try being more organized together
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Edward Peddleshaw - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 22:31:56 EST ID:UrQwPY3E No.515015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515013
Oh fuck, also, long live Sleep. We'd probably get along well mang
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Charles Funnerhood - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 11:25:26 EST ID:qDgNA3C6 No.515043 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515000
There's some good advice here, but I thought I'd add, really this is mostly about you making some new habits, and that might take some time. If you focus on it, set reminders, put up post-its or whatever for a couple of weeks, then soon things like putting the dishes away straight after dinner, making the bed etc just become automatic, like remembering you have to brush your teeth before bed. Maybe sit down with your gf and plan out what you can do to prod yourself into doing the small things every day or something. That way she knows you want to make the effort too


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