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Gigs up by Frederick Cribbermat - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 13:23:30 EST ID:EV2TWz5A No.523138 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Not enough money to hire a lawyer. Facing a felony charge that will either leave me in jail OR with a fuck ton of court fees + probation + anger management classes. Either one will destroy me. I just got done finding a nice tucked away spot in my back yard I plan to shoot myself at. Nowhere near anybody, and I’ll be using a hollow point to make sure the maximum amount of damage is done + to ensure the bullet doesn’t pass through Andy potentially injure someone else. I’ll be sipping on something really good that day, probably treat myself to a good last meal. It sounds like I’m just being dramatic but I’ve been thinking about this for a while and it’s the only option that leaves me semi-happy (I’ll appreciate all the oxygen, food, water, and momentary bliss I’ve had so far before saying goodbye to it all).
Augustus Seppersedging - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 17:10:41 EST ID:4mBRTEqI No.523145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jail and debt is not the end of the world. You can get lost in books, etc. Money is all bullshit, the only thing that matters is a full belly.

But if you feel it's time, then the best way to go is your own way.

Get spiritual, this won't be easy, good luck.
John Briblinglatch - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 20:05:43 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
aim for the back of the mouth not the roof. you can blast through your face and frontal cortex and still live. gotta hit that sweet brainstem
Jenny Blackshaw - Sat, 31 Mar 2018 02:33:39 EST ID:odLP8pTh No.523166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You can always back out no matter how close you feel to the edge.
Hamilton Pendershaw - Sat, 31 Mar 2018 20:47:31 EST ID:IYeMq8BZ No.523195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hope you're alright mate. This is your decision. Don't forget to fear the void. We get caught in our problems and forget that death used to be the only one we had.

Well... Homelessness by Advice_Is_Appreciated - Mon, 19 Mar 2018 23:38:58 EST ID:p/ZZuX4V No.522903 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, i've been here before... Basically a jyst; Spent childhood (8yrs) immobile from epidermal bullosa acquisita.. probably the only person where it went away when i was 14. Went from terminal to depressed. But, got my life together, helped build a web design business and i got my life together somewhat.

Things went well, but essentially; was raped at 19, became foster dad to woman who ended up knowing attacker, bad mojo. Parent for a year to kids and a woman taking advantage of my kindness / not wanting to send the kids for adoption leaving me as essentially a unspoken single dad at 19.

Well, i got outta all that and i'm pushing still, i get in a relationship after with a girl, things are good. We're talking about wanting to get married after 1.5yrs and i feel ontop of the world.

Then, i started getting Chronic Abdominal Pain and nasty GI symptoms... sorta like Crohns. But i've seen every doctor possible and its not... Anything diagnosable thus far. I've had scopes up every orrifice... CT scans, you name it dude.

Girl left me within two weeks, i vomited up 30lbs in a month and ever since i'm in constant pain. I lost my position at my own company just now a P/T whenever i can fucking function.

My good job went to like... $400 every two weeks... more like $350 and such a minimal hour count cause of disability to function. I've lived like this for another 1.5yrs now. I had to move home to my abusive parents and mentally ill she-woman mother. Two months ago, i had a pain attack driving and i totalled my car... no insurance... no money man.

I live in Surrey, BC Canada out of Vancouver. And i've been waiting 1.5yrs to go to the chronic pain clinic with an appointment... I've gone to emergencies over the last 1.5yrs to just be turned away for being young at 23... Doctors who have helped me, are mystified.

I can't get a diagnosis. Thus, no disability $... no expedited help or resources... even when i tell them i was like one of 3 people back in my childhood with this terminal illness.
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Goodbye - Sat, 31 Mar 2018 03:44:52 EST ID:f0P88nzz No.523169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's not cause i'm special. It's cause i knew even if i ran dying, i'de still die early. Infinite physical growth in a finite world doesn't equate. But, we can have Infinite acceptance in a finite physical world. Simply, make the world more finite.

I know i'm alone here, people come here to complain about mental illness and girlfriends and situations revolving around petty things, people only react and care about things they can relate to.

I just want everybody to know, i wish i could relate to that. It would of all been so much simpler. But i am grateful. Humor stems from tragedy. Few understand that, or care to. But you should care about this: Growth too, stems from tragedy.

So why hide in fear? run from fear? Are you afraid of dying? Have you ever really almost died? Wasted away wishing for death? Tried to blast your brains out because your surrounded by a whole world that says "I can't do anything about it?" or was it cause she/he left you and you felt useless?

There's nothing worse than to be made to feel you are alone. I am alone, truly alone. But its my wish, to try to make sure nobody ever has to be again. I thank that heroin addict. I thank everybody who replied to this.

I can sit and wish the world could understand. I can sit and wish for a white knight or an excuse to not do anything or fix anything. But doing nothing, will always say and be doing more than if you did something in a negative light.

Doing something, while maybe futile, caring and learning while may be futile (especially in a school for instance. I'm talking about true interest of knowledge itself goalless.) Is doing more positively. I can sit back if i want to, whine about how i'm the only one left alive.

Or i can be grateful. And i'm grateful. This vessel is but a shell, i am but one person. But, i am a person. I... I am me.
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Goodbye - Sat, 31 Mar 2018 04:45:32 EST ID:f0P88nzz No.523173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Goodbye. I shall never return here again with my own post. Thank you, and i want you to know if you were able to read all of this, you just did something few people in the world could, and better yet on you, would want to read.

You should be proud of yourself. And realize you too have skills that many could never hope to obtain. You too, likely are unique. You too, are as worthy for what has happened to me.

Maybe it won't happen, maybe it will. But that's for YOU to decide.

Goodbye, i have snippleted all of this. I am writing this book. It might take me awhile, but goodbye. I have a whole life to go and live, and if i sit here and read another thread about something trivial, it's gonna do nothing but hinder my desires, progress and being.

Goodbye, if you read this, thank you. If i ever meet you, thank you. If i helped you, thank you. If this helped you, thank you. Karma is real, life is real. We can't do anything about it, we can however do things with ourselves.

The worst things we do are the things we do to ourselves.
The fear of the unknown should never dictate what one could or could not know, or worse yet what one could or can do.
The worst thing one can do to another is to let them willingly walk off the cliff themselves and do no thing to stop or deter them. Let them simply fall down their own self-made mountains.

Goodbye. Guess what, this last post is NB. Fuck the ungrateful. I will never sit in a lightless abode of fear and self loathing, hiding behind white picket fences.
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Henry Fanbanks - Sat, 31 Mar 2018 10:58:27 EST ID:USUZpST+ No.523177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i like turtles
Phoebe Fandlestatch - Sat, 31 Mar 2018 12:52:23 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
man turn down the drama
Samuel Sillerlock - Sat, 31 Mar 2018 16:10:05 EST ID:wwYUHG20 No.523184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah dude jesus. Calm down

Gigs up by Frederick Cribbermat - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 13:23:30 EST ID:EV2TWz5A No.523137 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Not enough money to hire a lawyer. Facing a felony charge that will either leave me in jail OR with a fuck ton of court fees + probation + anger management classes. Either one will destroy me. I just got done finding a nice tucked away spot in my back yard I plan to shoot myself at. Nowhere near anybody, and I’ll be using a hollow point to make sure the maximum amount of damage is done + to ensure the bullet doesn’t pass through Andy potentially injure someone else. I’ll be sipping on something really good that day, probably treat myself to a good last meal. It sounds like I’m just being dramatic but I’ve been thinking about this for a while and it’s the only option that leaves me semi-happy (I’ll appreciate all the oxygen, food, water, and momentary bliss I’ve had so far before saying goodbye to it all).
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Frederick Cribbermat - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 13:52:54 EST ID:EV2TWz5A No.523140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My only options would be Mexico or Canada. I’m closer to Mexico, but there are trains that run all the way to Canada. I actually eat hed a good many videos this one guy on a YouTube had all on train hopping in the US. When everything starts to turn to shit I may just begin anew that way.
Clara Driffingfuck - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 14:08:34 EST ID:q+srdI89 No.523141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you don't think you'll have any moments of happiness and joy ever again? What's wrong with probation, anger management, and debt? They aren't physically painful, you can get out of them, and they will look great on the resume of a motivational speaker or a counsellor. What would Seneca do?

And prison? Well it won't be like anything you've ever experienced, if it's really that bad you can kill yourself in there. Or right before you get sent there. Maybe it won't be that bad, I'd stick around and find out. Or yeah, try to run rather than killing yourself, what have you got to lose?
Frederick Bevingbury - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 16:26:01 EST ID:IaTqRtaT No.523144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>when everything starts to turn to shit

Didn't you just say it did? Jump on that train Frederick, and let us keep in touch on /vroom/

Grab a bag and a water bottle and hop on that train today or I don't believe for a second you don't want to go to prison.
Thomas Pockfoot - Fri, 30 Mar 2018 11:16:50 EST ID:fFqdWlVJ No.523162 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Shit man America is so big that you don't even need to run to another country.

Find some podunk town in a flyover state, change your name, and lay low. The better alternative to trying to cross an international border (which will be what everyone assumes you did) is to instead hide right in plain sight. It's the last place they'll look.

Also prison isn't that bad -- as long as you're not being jailed for a sex crime or any other violent crime against women or children, and you're not a thief or a snitch.
Esther Grimman - Sat, 07 Apr 2018 02:48:18 EST ID:3A/9rSkO No.523304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
America isn't as safe for that as it was 30-40 years ago. It's a lot harder to change your identity without someone knowing, and usually that someone ends up reporting it lower down when it comes to felony charges.

America is big, yes, but its size is deceptive. There's very little place to hide once you've got the authorities on your identity - if they have your identity - that's the key. Criminals from the old age got to live in a time when you could just steal a dead kid's social security number and go out in a glorious place of hedonism on their own terms at age 78. The ones from that time, from before America took its data mining so seriously, are lucky in the sense that they get to slip through the system once in a while. But us modern kids? We're all cataloged from the day we're born and any movement we make is traced. Vanishing won't save you. Yes, people go missing voluntarily but the key difference there is that felonies aren't involved in most of those cases. In such a case, they'll trace you and not tell your family because you have a delineated right to vanish and assume any new identity you wish. But they won't honor your right if you've committed a felony.

The cool thing about third world countries is governmental incompetence. You won't have the FBI storm your shack at 3 AM, and while they probably would extradite you if they caught you, it requires them catching you first. America's powerful but it can't police every ounce of the world. It can police its own homeland very effectively due to the sheer level of intercommunication that go on between prescient and counties these days. Back then, yes, you could go to bumfuck Montana and live the rest of your life as a cattle rancher without the sheriff ever blinking an eye. Now transit is monitored, and you can't piss without it being on someone's CCTV.

America used to be a golden land for con artists and murderers who wanted to hide away. There aren't many pockets of America left that are like that. Usually ones with heavy police corruption, as a general rule, because corrupt police won't pay mind to what the guys in California or whatever sa…
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Her organisation was lying to me! by Phineas Brummershaw - Fri, 30 Mar 2018 06:10:42 EST ID:q8vtU7wf No.523156 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was about to make the deal. We'd been discussing things for some time, and had many meetings, and all the paperwork was ready. I was ready to go in and get it done, everything was down, it just felt right, but then when the time came and I saw into her organisation for what it was, it turns out the whole thing was a scam. I've been scammed. It turns out the very cores of our organisations were completely incompatible, and the appearance of her organisation was just a front. Her whole organisation was a lie, it was all a lie.

Thoroughly disillusioned right now.
Fucking Dartman - Fri, 30 Mar 2018 10:16:38 EST ID:LZcwMVpc No.523160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Would you say this whole thing has left you...disorganized?
Phineas Brummershaw - Fri, 30 Mar 2018 10:44:00 EST ID:q8vtU7wf No.523161 Ignore Report Quick Reply

No, I got my organisation back together as quickly as possible and haven't slackened for a second.

Sober now, GF is WAY worse since I got back and might even be a fucking trick by Frederick Chaffingville - Fri, 23 Mar 2018 10:21:46 EST ID:Dj4iKd1w No.522999 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, I've been with this gf for over a year and a half. In that time we have lived in and out of hotels, been homeless, I relapsed on heroin, I introduced her to heroin, etc. Our lives werent very good and so I told her the only way I could make it better was if I went to rehab. She was obsessed with this fantasy that we could get clean from IV heroin by ourselves, been there done that and it never worked. I get back from 30 days in rehab, she's telling me she IVes massive amounts of cocaine and H still(while lying to me in rehab that she's been getting clean) and claims she sells it but I think she's been tricking although she has never tricked before. So, I get back from the airport, she meets me there, arms all tracked up and shit, we had some dinner and fucked in one of those lockable family bathrooms at the airport. She's talking about how we can get a hotel room sometime in a week for a night. Over the course of a few days of texting and stuff she doesnt wanna be with me anymore because I'm clean and she's not. So, I'm still trying to be supportive. Found her different rehab facilities she could attend but I gotta say I'm so heartbroken. I loved her, she was very beautiful and I was mostly the reason our life was in turmoil. What should I do?
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Emma Chishsene - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 15:55:05 EST ID:ZMDYtLUz No.523143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nice rationalizations. No 20-30 year old is an adult in this society today, you're all fuckin' NEETs and serial killers and terrorists. The whole society is going up in tinders all around you and all you can do is baseline appeal to the law like it'll save you, or society, or the people around you.

If you ain't saving shit you're a liability. Eat lead.
Lillian Durringhood - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 21:30:08 EST ID:I5cJPp0y No.523148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Save the world or kill yourself useless millennial degenerates
>shits all over /qq/'s half baked but earnest advice while offering nothing
>bullet therapy required
Edwin Ducklock - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 22:00:15 EST ID:ij7nWt/j No.523149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Good work!

Maybe you two can make things work again, maybe not. But you've done what you can to undo the damage that you caused, and that might just save her life. Be proud of yourself, but get ready because there's still more difficult times ahead and she might need your help again.
John Fanforth - Fri, 30 Mar 2018 00:20:41 EST ID:ZMDYtLUz No.523153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>admits himself it was half baked
>admits he is a useless millennial degenerate (your words not mine)
>will post frog meems later
Barnaby Hacklebury - Fri, 30 Mar 2018 07:28:33 EST ID:4mBRTEqI No.523159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ah, it's you! Or the son of you.

We live in the shithole society your generation created.

Completely ruined everything around you and then bitched at the children who have no control that they're not doing enough or are responsible.

What a despicable display of man. A wallowing greedy fuck who clings to his ego.

You don't deserve to be saved. You should fear death.

Her by Jarvis Nicklefuck - Wed, 28 Mar 2018 13:34:14 EST ID:HjXzIiSI No.523119 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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There’s this girl I know she’s highly attractive, I never noticed her until now the thing is she’s my best pals sister, I think it’d totally be weird me going for her just because she’s my pals sister, I know the family quite well to but man she’s something else and she shows interest in me as well, I really want to try her but like I said it’s my best pals sister. What would you guys do and is there any advice you guys can give me? She really is beautiful
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Jarvis Fullytitch - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 02:13:27 EST ID:1EDARz7O No.523125 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Easy. If she’s into you and wants to fuck you, fuck her. If you’re a nice guy and your friend isn’t a faggot it should be fine...and for you hopefully great sex. How simple is this shit you fucking retard? (I mean that in an endearing friend kinda way)
Jarvis Fullytitch - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 02:13:27 EST ID:1EDARz7O No.523126 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Easy. If she’s into you and wants to fuck you, fuck her. If you’re a nice guy and your friend isn’t a faggot it should be fine...and for you hopefully great sex. How simple is this shit you fucking retard? (I mean that in an endearing friend kinda way)
Cornelius Hibblenidging - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 02:25:41 EST ID:d/lxjxSS No.523127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What's the relationship with the friend tho
Could it be familial
Basil Gopperford - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 07:15:54 EST ID:QvcxQVsf No.523129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I fucked my best pal's sister. It didn't ruin anything.

I mean, he's gonna have to get used to people fucking her if she's that beautiful.
Edwin Ducklock - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 22:11:46 EST ID:ij7nWt/j No.523151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've seen many happy couples that met like this and stayed together for decades.

She's your best friend's sister, even if they don't get along how you treat her reflects on him so don't be an asshole and don't get careless.

If you just want some quick cunnus, find some girl that can't ruin your friendship.

nosy neighbours by Hugh Nicklefield - Mon, 26 Mar 2018 11:11:54 EST ID:yD0n8Ita No.523069 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The latch on my toilet door is broken and my nephew's stupid new neighborhood friend keeps knocking on it whenever im taking a dump asking to watch like "hey i heard you were taking a shit in here. can you let me in? i just want to see your technique". I can't afford to replace the latch or the front door so how do i get him to stop?
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Priscilla Summerstone - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 15:42:16 EST ID:UcX7fGqo No.523102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tell him to get fucked. Kick him out of your house so he knows he can't fuck with you.
Cyril Burrylotch - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 16:25:43 EST ID:TUgPV7Lr No.523105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude wot? How old is he? Please tell me it is at least a child of around 4-6 or some shit. I'd maybe tell his parents or something? That shit is weird. You actually have to latch your door to stop him from coming in?
Caroline Suzzlefield - Wed, 28 Mar 2018 02:02:17 EST ID:QvcxQVsf No.523113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't think they'd know the word "technique".
Esther Worthingson - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 12:00:21 EST ID:dVp8iHEG No.523134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP doesn't know how to slap someones shit. I feel sorry for OP.
Clara Driffingfuck - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 14:10:02 EST ID:q+srdI89 No.523142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
why are you insecure about your technique, what's wrong with it?

Ruined Everything, blame myself. by Cyril Murdridge - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 21:47:26 EST ID:LnIoIKfI No.523109 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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One year ago it felt like the world was my oyster. In grad school for STEM, had a full scholarship and assistantship but made good money selling weed on the side, and seemed to be banging a lot of awesome girls.
Then I got a prettymuch retarded gf (whom I politely ended it with) and my program threw me a huge curveball and I fucked up everything. Now I'm not even sure I'll graduate, I have no job lined up but tons of bills to pay, and I've gotten out of shape and developed a drinking habit.
It also seems like I've exhausted the dating pool in this town and no girls will really give me the time of day. I never said mean things to any of them but htey have the idea I'm an asshole.
It seems like I've fucked everything but honestly couldn't tell you what I should have done differently. The people around me sucked, the program sucked, and I can only not-suck so much. I worked hard and tried to weed out toxic people but my parents are super mentally-ill and need a lot of help from me and that already makes shit hard to begin with.
How do you deal with being on top of everything to being an idiot with no prospects again?
All I really wanted was to be a professor with a stable life.
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Barnaby Cladgestock - Wed, 28 Mar 2018 12:47:55 EST ID:Ebi3WD1U No.523118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I failed for years.

Blame is only useful for identifying where the fault lies. Beating yourself up is pointless. Look at what you did wrong, what you can do to improve things and do it. For now though, don't just throw in the towel. Salvage as much as you can. Like Ian did, optimists are resilient because they look for what they can salvage and look at the best ways to make the most out of an awful situation.

One of my other friends also sucked at life for a while. He's probably going to live your dream but he dropped out of a postgrad course, got into an abusive relationship, got addicted to hypnotic sedatives and now he's kicking arse and taking names. Better to start later than planned than not at all. But for now, try to pass the classes, look at your options for salvaging modules rather than starting over if you do drop out.
Cyril Mackledock - Wed, 28 Mar 2018 23:24:25 EST ID:hOoRvO6R No.523122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
drink less, study more. Get your degree first, then a job, then start worrying about finding a gf.
Rebecca Clidgeman - Wed, 28 Mar 2018 23:37:03 EST ID:70S0GSH9 No.523123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Augustus Lightshit - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 00:54:10 EST ID:LnIoIKfI No.523124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One of my professors called a meeting with me today.
She said she realizes the challenges I’ve faced and how hard I’ve been working and she’s going to give me an “Incomplete,” which is where they don’t put my grade in until I do some extra work for a couple weeks after grades go in, provided I do well.
So I get to graduate with my Master’s on time.
Also talked to the company that does the professional examination I need to get a job. I thought I had fucked up and registered too late but they just extended my window until Sunday.

Literally everything went better than expected.
Taking my professional exam Saturday and been studying and feeling good about it. Thanks for the replies guys. Disregard women acquire currency
Frederick Bevingbury - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 10:22:43 EST ID:IaTqRtaT No.523133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If an outside perspective helps, all that I'm hearing is your love life has slowed down, you need a job, and there's a few habits you picked up while lacking motivation.

Sounds like the typical western aging process. Get motivated dude

The people at my work are black that no one knows about by Oliver Billingbury - Wed, 28 Mar 2018 17:18:51 EST ID:b/evamPE No.523120 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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On the radion, all day, I hear it, gansta rap, but now, imagine this, in a hotel, a room hotel, down at the end street, there they are, led ruthlessly by leada B Dizzle. Now I can't concentrate in my office. Now I can't concentrate, in my office, because hearing this constant stream of gangsta rap, now now I imagine only if I feel these thugs down the street. They shout, they holla, they scandalous, so south it goes.

I work in an office full of black people. I come in, they greet me, they wear checkered shirts like I know you would kind of thing, like Motown kids, they smile and greet you with. Everyone works extra hard shifts, and are all so easy on the go joes, and yet light mannered, well disciplined, wearin' the shirsts that speak fabric, to my soul. So now I'm connected, and I be hearin' these de dizzleop gangsta bapoobin in dingy hotel down south, but south is sideways, as so is wednesday, deez. But no one knows about this. So basically I have undercover cop, check into hotel, but that's where I am as well as in the office working hard. However forgot what it was my job to do, and now they chat, they friendly, they help. I fear figure out the office job was hired me as just a front to take down B Dizzle. So now I gots ta know, yo holmes, how's it bein bein' a PLAYAH! MUTHAFUCKA!!! YEEEAH! But anyway, right.

So now I guess I got to go south, but how to i get out? I mean everyone where I work with is very friendly I guess, so now, like, fuckin' cublicesl? But the decor is green.

Anyway, redocrations in order, this hotel is golden green, plush and well lit with good light fixtures. So it's getting done up and hopefully we'll have this sorted out soon, as I'm hoping to start a business. It's hard, hard fucking work, and very strenuous, but I just hope it's worth it. West smith, hell yeah to the naw naw, but now we be doin' this YEEEAH. But anyway my business interrupted, now Tuesday Weld''s weekend, getting welders in to fix up the place, spruce it up as a holiday resort, not a prison so I don't have to listen to B Dizzle complain. Anyway it's gonna be great.

So now we're rolling. Right? Who'…
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Isabella Maggleterk - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 06:29:03 EST ID:JyAen2RO No.523128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You sound like a washed up 70s avant-garde novelist

Changing way of thinking/ Philosophy by Cyril Burrylotch - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 08:15:23 EST ID:TUgPV7Lr No.523087 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sorry, not sure if this belonged on an academic board or not, but I figured go to /qq/ since it's a bit more philosophical than a math problem in a book.

How can I format my thinking to allow myself to grow the best academically. Been in for a semester now, and it is becoming quickly apparent, that my way of thinking improving is going to be exponentially more important than my grades. Einstein didn't read about relativity before writing it down. Debroglie didn't discover the wave properties of an electron reciting electron voltages from a book. A lot of these moments seem more... Imaginative? I guess I want to tap into a similar mindset better suited for research and discovery. Even if I will never have the capability or power to help other people. I'd still be able to help myself I suppose. Any thoughts? Books for inspiration? Thanks for any time invested into this thread. I know it's fucking lame.
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Phyllis Finningfune - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 10:55:45 EST ID:1gmJgkIr No.523097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck Crarringpudging - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 10:59:28 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
none of the great discoveries were possible without building on the knowledge of those before. sounds like your thinking problem is that of arrogance. "im too good to read voltages from a book"... no you're not. turn on the studiousness switch, and take notes like a madman. write down every point of information your instructors say in lecture. writing things down by hand increases your memory retention. also when you get home, rewrite your notes to be more clean and organized, and try to reteach yourself the material from the rewritten notes. i used to be arrogant about my learning like you, and it led me to drop out twice because i thought i was too superior to be taking lowly classes. then i realized i was being a faggot and decided to try to be a good student, now i am acing the shit out of everything and it only took like 2 years to get up to courses that i felt challenged me to a level i found fun and engaging. get over yourself and learn humility, that's the first step to academic success.
Cyril Burrylotch - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 16:14:30 EST ID:TUgPV7Lr No.523104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is actually not what I mean by this. I find my ability to retain information quite high. When I rewrite my notes, I do my best to expand on them and do personal research as a means to do so. I think my line of thinking, is it would be arrogant to assume that's all I needed to do in order to make articulate and profound postulations of the mysteries that surround us.
In this regard, if information was all I needed, why aren't computers just willy nilly spitting out answers to problems we aren't even aware of? It always requires a sort of input or guidance, the mere existence of the machine can merely give us an ability to either view or quantify our problems. In a loose sense, computers can only produce tautological information. Nothing really new, just a redefinition.
Sticking to the analogy, the ability to resolve these issues relies on the ingunuity, and sometimes imagination of the operator. A large list of possibilities only limited by ones ability to perceive them. Newton didn't just decide one day gravity was a thing, he was inspired by watching an apple fall from a tree.
I want to best develop a mindsey, that can make my questioning of the reality we live in, more broadly inspired, and more large in scope of implications. Because we can sometimes discover something with amazing implications, but never full understand it. Hendrick Lorentz for example, developed an accurate equation for transformation of time due to relativity, but didn't know it could be used such a way. Einstein said it worked, and named it after his work in physics.

Dunno. Seems to be a big motivator for inginuity I am missing out on I feel. Most loosely I'd guess it to be imagination?
Sidney Fanshaw - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 21:46:10 EST ID:ZMDYtLUz No.523108 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Modern universities enforce conformity where once they served as sources of great dis-comfority. People like >>523098 who measure knowledge in the number of papers they've read are right out, for they tie morals and virtues like humility into their learning code. One should not be humble merely for the pursuit of learning. That is donning a false cloak in the pursuit of personal gain. Humbleness is felt from within, it is not a mask taken to gain the powers of wisdom, but a personal dedication in all aspects of life. Not a hammer to be launched at others for the pursuit of physical gain.

Modern scientific thinking encourages the shunning of perspective taking ability. All extraneous or nuianced possibilities are shut off from the source. The world is either A or B. 1 or 0. Black or white. But it is not, no? We try so desperately to apply our integers and our models and our desperate calculations to the physical plain only to stumble against the mapmaker's paradox time after time. Models can only provide a useful heuristic for the moment, and the more it tries to detail the less capable in that task it becomes. It takes a certain amount of working without regard for these models - while still understanding and comprehending them! - to push boundaries. That too, requires perspective-taking ability, for it involves holding multiple contradictory beliefs at the same time. Machines cannot do this, man does this without blinking. And sometimes, doing so leads to greater understanding as a bright young individual who is both well-studied and well-able to think beyond the models overturns generations of preconceived notions.

There are people who say Einstein was autism spectrum. I laugh at them... We're so desperate to apply our models to the figures of the past as if the models set into motion the events themselves. The Turing machine is the latest in a long line of man's attempts to anthropomorphize its surrounding environment. The animists believed the essence bonded all living and non-living things, and now we have created our own digital quintessence to bond all constructs too so that one may say, truly, rock and Earth becomes "alive" with Strong AI. Have we truly changed? To…
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Fanny Duckgold - Wed, 28 Mar 2018 01:19:06 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523111 Ignore Report Quick Reply

i dont measure knowledge in the number of papers i've read, cunt

wake up in the morning and I ask myself is life worth living should I blast myself? by Basil Collylock - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 22:32:28 EST ID:qQGp8jFk No.522442 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've had a weird year.

12 months ago I was a compsci student on track to have a bright future. I had my own apartment, I was eatin good, I played vidya with my friends. But I was sad cause #NoGF, so I went to a rave. I found an oz of coke on the floor and took the party back home. I went on to steal my homie's girl, drop out of school, and start a big ole farm up in the hills. This chick was a model, straight up, the way she sucked my dick was like a legend.

After one too many days where I'd leave to go do business deals with my homies, the lady left me for some random meth dealer who DJ'd bar shows. Distraught with grief, I crashed my car. Then, I brought a new chick in to help around the farm... my old acid dealer, real nice girl. Except then, her boyfriend showed up and stole thousands of dollars from out my house.

So I left to a rainbow gathering and had my other friend go water the crops. When I came back, there was a bunch of police and all my clothes and TVs and computers and everything had been taken. I guess my waterer blasted the gangsta rap too loud.

Having voided my lease for that spot, I went and camped out on the lake, and made some extracts. That was fun until my best friend brought out a custie had robbed my hobo camp.

I got adopted into a trap house with some 8 foot tall ganja plants. Shit was El Dorado. Except then, both me and the farmer got busted on various driving missions. He got charged with DUI and no license with a hit and run. I got charged with possession - intent to distribute MDMA + magic mushrooms + hash.

To try and distract myself from the fear of impending prison, I hit up a cute girl I used to know in my hometown. Turns out she smoke meth every day now and basically just turned me into a pimp sort of fellow, driving her around to various dudes houses where they pay me for being the transporter.

Now I've been basically sober except for doing lines and occassionaly DMT, which I reckon doesn't really count. I need to make some new friends or find a new girl or something, but I've been having a hell of a time meeting new people, because I got all this past bullshit on my mind. Hence, why I chose to vent here.
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Fuck Hevinghodge - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 23:46:01 EST ID:wJavO91C No.522444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I figured out your problem: you've made some pretty stupid decisions.

Get your life back on track instead of killing yourself.

Awe !!vVWR8L52 - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 09:09:30 EST ID:B/1t3ZFg No.522456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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figure out what you wan to do and deduce where there might be people like-minded. You have good attitude OP, your a winner already if you keep it up, just stick to dmt and acid. Bro love here.
mr biglisworth - Sat, 24 Mar 2018 17:27:05 EST ID:i0LaCE4I No.523023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just understand that death IS the only thing guaranteed or promised.
Shitting Bemmermig - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 16:03:17 EST ID:xEjCgKPf No.523103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
don't really know what to tell you other than to go straight and get a job and all that. stop making and selling drugs. stupid way to live.

just wanted to say that was an interesting read.

Suspended from Air Force, need legal advice by Lillian Goodman - Sun, 25 Mar 2018 12:16:53 EST ID:TaHn706/ No.523051 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So we'd been flying the A-10s routinely for something like a year, and got used to them, and grew to love flying them. One evening a bunch of us and this friend of ours not in the force work up a plan to go hunting deer using the A-10s on the range, we blast them with the gun, he and some buddies collect the meat, then all of a sudden we get a call demanding we return to base, and we're arrested and, well looks like I could be doing time.

Any way around this? I'm struggling to see a way out, I may just have fucked myself completely and hard.
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Eliza Hubblechick - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 08:49:08 EST ID:fFqdWlVJ No.523089 Ignore Report Quick Reply

No you're definitely going to jail.

Actually no you're not going to jail because your story is completely impossible.

>Also we made our own ammo for the gun

Ahaha oh yeah RIGHT you just happened to come across all of the manufacturing equipment you need to make M239, you know just from scratch with your buddies one night. Ahahaha this thread is too much.
Cyril Burrylotch - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 09:05:07 EST ID:TUgPV7Lr No.523090 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I can't even see him getting the bird started without getting hlaf the command involved. If true, he'd be in Leavenworth waiting for his UCMJ court martial.

I'd give him having the ability to recharge spent rounds. But like you said, he would need higher access and a release from his command (previous handler) in a hand receipts that he took responsibility for (essentially have responsibility of items move from his brigade command, to him). Getting on the runway is semi-feasible, some of the places only had chairforce guarding in a tower. And if you can time your entry properly with the start of there CoD match. You'd be undetected (chairforce seriously did this shit, I'd watch the SOG playing Xbox on a portable game station in the hut while his Joe Id'd vehicles). They are so fucking lazy, they wake up an hour later, and their chow halls had FYCKING TABLE SERVICE AND WAITERS. Im not fucking kidding. The air Force is so soft and undisciplined.
Martin Singerwater - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 10:13:39 EST ID:b/evamPE No.523093 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Well, we filled the casings. As for getting in the air, as I said, our base was pretty badly run, part of the reason command was in such a panic. Basically looks like we're getting off so long as they never see us again. They swore they'd beat the living tar out of us. Still we're stickin' round town anyway.
Fuck Crarringpudging - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 10:27:55 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is a fake madeup story, as several other posters have explained in great detail. please kill yourself OP
Blackie-Chan !U41wjeCKFA!!vVWR8L52 - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 21:28:00 EST ID:5ZQh3IBP No.523107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Imagine being so pathetic that you make up stories and post them on /qq/

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