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Not being hot fucking sucks by Ugly man - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 00:28:17 EST ID:9ZpqxX5h No.511889 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>want to be loved and adored and sexually desired
>get super fucking jealous of chads that look like pic related
>cut myself
>girls say "b-but anon he might have an ugly personality, appearances can be deceiving"
>they still fuck him anyways
>will always have an inferiority complex for not being able to make girls wet just by looking at them
>"you're not entitled to women anon"
>shut the fuck up
>cut mysef more
>now I want to cut others

Why fucking live? Why why why why play the fucking game and why fucking live if I cant be pic related? Why the fuck shouldn't I lash out and hurt people since life is otherwise meaningless? What the fuck is all that "stoic be a man" bullshit it never fucking works???


Just why?
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Isabella Dudgewill - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 00:12:14 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.513275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513259
jesus christ, i agree the dude's behavior should be embarrassing to him, but chill out dude it was a joke/an attempt to be an edgy faggot
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Phyllis Shittingford - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 06:30:38 EST ID:UbF5zf7N No.513284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>513275
The only thing worse than a bully is a bully enabler.
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Isabella Dudgewill - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 12:56:02 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.513291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513284
If he's actually bullying than yeah, but I feel the person that gives the bully power is the person being bullied who gets terribly upset over it in most cases. They're as much a bully enabler as the person that writes off a bully as just joking.

Never mind if this dude was actually just being an edgelord faggot making an unfunny joke or actually bullying or not, let's not even care to find out and just escalate things or encourage him to continue bullying by giving him what he wants: getting all bent out of shape. Oh yeah, let's bully me into agreeing with you too by calling me as bad as him for injecting some logic into the situation, lol
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Phyllis Shittingford - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 15:40:38 EST ID:UbF5zf7N No.513294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513291
You're reading far far too much into this.

I'm just being silly. But he's actually a no good bully
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Phyllis Greenham - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 18:00:00 EST ID:c7hkHH7V No.513341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>511908

I'd just like to say that I did not expect to see a Rui Unas gif in 420chan.


that's all.


The one who loved but could'nt afford by Argar the hardar - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 15:04:44 EST ID:XOSmyznF No.513293 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This girl i have had a thing with lately went to Australia for a Working holiday and will stay for a while. I am madly in love with her and have decided i want to travel down there too. Problem is i don't have much money, and getting a job for like a month or two seems to be quite difficult, if not impossible. i live in Norway and the temporary job market is basically nonexistent if you don't know anyone. i really miss her but fear that i wont be able to see her for way too long time, and right now that's not an option. Anyone have any advice regarding making some money? Or maybe just general advice for this situation? I am already selling some dope and molly but i don't want to expand since the neighbors noticed last time i did it so i'm trying to keep it low key.

Pic related, its her
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Albert Bommlehood - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 02:34:23 EST ID:rBfIrlAT No.513322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513293

I can only provide advice if you provide more pictures
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Nicholas Sevingdale - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 05:22:31 EST ID:tDogmvzg No.513325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Or maybe just general advice for this situation?

Stop posting pictures of other people's legs on the internet
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Phyllis Huffingridge - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 06:17:29 EST ID:5JYKa3yb No.513328 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>513293
Ask if she has any friends that are willing to front you some weed (and don't smoke it yourself you paninihead!) and you're golden.

Good luck, fellow norwegiobro
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Argar the hardar - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 08:58:19 EST ID:XOSmyznF No.513334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513322
Not going to post more pics.
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Argar the hardar - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 09:02:42 EST ID:XOSmyznF No.513335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>513328
i'm already quite well connected on the drug part so that's not a problem. Pretty much looking for other opportunities. Or maybe just venting my 1st world problems.


I tried to change. by Fanny Blatherdock - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 18:18:38 EST ID:R6O71k3I No.513301 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I quit smoking weed because I thought it would make things better. Well, nothing got better. and I realize that I smoked weed because my life was shit, and it will always be shit.

I tried to change, and nothing happened.

Fuck life.

All I can say is that most people have it easier, that they are fucking casuals, because my life is harder. That I'm stronger than most people because my life is shittier. I hope that makes sense.

Have a nice day, fuckfaces :-) By the way, most of you are casuals.
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Derluft - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 18:49:59 EST ID:cdQIP6Vo No.513303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Almost all chronic drug use stem from an underlying reason.. I believe your current psychological state of difficulty is from not dealing with life; it seems to me that you glorify having a harder life and in turn may make life more difficult for yourself just so you can feel as if you have some credit or possibly some confidence in which you lack. I believe, in what I could daduce from your quick OP, your underlying condition may be self-esteem.

>>513302
This is not a bad idea ether! :) At least, seemingly, almost always a good idea. ;)
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Shit Duckhall - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 19:29:23 EST ID:9vn86lM+ No.513304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513301

OP, your life isnt harder, your life is just as hard as everyone elses.

Stop making excuses and do something with your life.
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Albert Chettingdack - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 20:04:21 EST ID:F6BBbLXR No.513306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>513301
I was born with a seizure disorder because my father was exposed to Agent Orange 20 years before I was conceived.

Tonic-clonic and absence seizures, non-light sensitive, totally random. Went undiagnosed and un-/mistreated until I was 20. It will probably kill me someday.

I had a seizure last night. I know because I feel like I've been hit by a truck.

My tongue is swollen and bleeding, my head is pounding, the muscles in my legs don't seem to be working right, and I've felt like I needed to puke... all day.

Still, I went to work this morning. Weekend shift in the ER of a hospital in NYC. Patients need the help a lot more than I do (never).

Oh, and i quit weed too. It's not hard. Get over it, pussy.
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Priscilla Wimmertat - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 20:27:08 EST ID:g8o4GfIn No.513310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513301
Your life is shit and you don't want it to be shit, right? You tried to make it better, that didn't work, and now you're giving up, yeah? Don't give us the "It's always been harder for me" bullshit. It always looks like other people have it easier. We're all the heroes of our own stories, surpassing insurmountable obstacles no one else could possibly understand. If you tried to make your life better, and failed, and then you give up, either you didn't work hard enough, or you didn't want it bad enough. If your life isn't what you want, you've got work to do. Stop making excuses and either do the work, or roll over and wait to die.
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Martin Trotstock - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 06:57:13 EST ID:zbKXnohS No.513356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513306
>implying agent orange works anything like the way you think it does and you didn't just shit luck out on the genetic lottery son


Not huge by Ian Fonderdine - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 07:41:04 EST ID:ll50ueYD No.513223 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So recently I was talking with this girl about one of her previous sexual partners and she's saying how there's no intimacy and she wants to end it but then mentions that he has a gargantuan dick. Now idk why but ever since it I read that I've been legitimately depressed and idk why. I'm not particularly small myself but for some reason I'm just sad now. Is it because I'll never know what it's like to have a girl keep fucking you when you're a total tool just because you've got a big hog??? Man having a dick sucks..
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Jenny Honningwell - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 02:37:01 EST ID:tDogmvzg No.513256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513240

Someone's lonely
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Cyril Gingerhune - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 02:41:29 EST ID:tIbIAYk0 No.513257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sorry I got weird and insecure guys. Thanks especially to that guy was logical af way early
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Jenny Honningwell - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 02:43:44 EST ID:tDogmvzg No.513258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513257

It happens man. Glad you're feeling better.
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Clara Billinglock - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 13:47:03 EST ID:jPpWgI0N No.513263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is why in the wild chimpanzees will rip the dick and balls off of their opponents. They feel depression towards dick insecurity as well. And they solve it, they don't wallow. Be like a chimp. Don't go out and actually do it. But envision intently, and graphically, I want you to feel the feels, imagine how scared he'd be if he was weaker than you and you dominated him, imagine ripping his cock and balls from his body and grinding them into paste in front of him.

Your depression will evaporate.
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Matilda Hobberstotch - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 11:23:56 EST ID:CfonqoA0 No.513288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513263

The Misty cosplay is such a well wrapped gift.


Emotionally closed. by Hannah Duckman - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 16:41:24 EST ID:hsU/r6hK No.513120 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is anyone else here both very emotionally sensitive and also unable to properly express it? I personally have this issue in spades and it's driving me nuts. Be it about friends, family, or myself it's like I am unable to put my feelings into meaning. It's hard to explain...it's like a lawnmower filled with gas but without a primer. Everything is there but I don't know how to put it to meaning.

I didn't always have this problem...but the last couple years have been rough. Starting with a mind shredding bad trip, and ending with a really rough breakup...I've found that I don't really know how to be who I am anymore.

I'm cowardly, lazy, quiet, short with people, and am right now unable to really feel connected to anyone. I hate this and need it to end, please help.
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William Bludgeford - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 05:28:24 EST ID:A7FxXuhm No.513167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513120
I'm very empathetic (is that a word?) and have been since I was a baby boy. I hurt a lot during my childhood due to violences and abuse, and that coupled with a few terrible love relationships, made me somewhat closed to others.

I spent the last two years getting back up from this shit, and recently made a lot of progress through fair use of communication with people I had issues with (exes and mother who did bad shit when I was little), and MDMA to further push my introspections and become aware of what I felt deep inside.

Since then, I've been able to see life with more and more clarity, and it allows me to really express and understand myself better. I met someone new in my life and the love she gave to me made me able to let go of the bad shit still tied to me, and now well, life is still a bitch, but it's better.

I recommend, in this order : a good, non-behavioral, non-psychiatrist, psychologist that has a lot of empathy. Talking to people you love and those you have issues with in order to settle stuff and make peace with them and yourself. Letting yourself feel stuff fully, without rationalizing it at first. Maybe some molly but in a quiet place, with someone you trust, and focus on your "inner self", don't just go running around laughing : find yourself in the moment instead of losing yourself in it.

And if at all possible, get surrounded by people you love and who love you, be it family, friends or lovers.
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Edward Simmlehall - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 00:56:50 EST ID:BsFIDVuY No.513255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm pretty sure the conclusion of the plot will have my character meet with a tragic ending and because i'm no longer the actor I can't defy the script to change fate. I don't know the secret to gaining influence again after being delegated to an observer watching the film play out, I wish I did as i'd let others in on the secret.

I'm aware of how crazy this proposition sounds but I think this might be a form of black magic someone has used against me that has effectively written me out of the active body of human existence thereby causing me to be stuck in a static state so my physical body can be thrown from one scene to another like a puppet on a string without having any power to alter the outcome. Maybe if I could determine who the puppet master behind this were I could find a way to cut the strings but then again my "master" probably would be able to see it coming so maybe it's just wishful thinking.

It isn't all that bad I guess, i'm learning to enjoy the side-plots of the story leading up to the inevitable conclusion, and maybe it won't be tragic and i'm just thinking it will be because i'm stuck ruminating on the fact i've been turned into something without a soul and i'm no longer a "real boy". I can dream that the ending will be happy but deep down i'm wondering why someone would steal my soul without having evil intentions and wanting to punish me. Even if it was just for entertainment, a dramatic and turbulent ending that pulls at the heart strings beats a predictably cheerful ending every time.
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Nell Sabberkan - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 16:27:48 EST ID:vaYDaUnY No.513266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513126
Holy fuck this. A friend will do something like show me a song I really like, and in my head I'll be loving the fuck out of it, but I can't do anything but sit in silence and smile a little, it's like I don't know how to express whats in my head. I have to tell my close friends when I'm enjoying or feeling something, and they have to trust that, it's uncomfortable and the trust isn't always there on their end even if it's genuine on mine and it breaks my heart. I hate it. I always assumed it's cause rather than learning social cues and body language I fucked off on the internet, idk. Any shows of emotion I do make are faked and easily seen through even though I do feel the emotions.
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Nell Sabberkan - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 16:40:10 EST ID:vaYDaUnY No.513267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513255
You gotta believe me when I tell you there's no puppet. Right before I had a psychotic break I was convinced the me that was generating my thoughts and personality was separate from the me that was controlling my body and social interactions, that I was just trapped in my cage of a body, along for the ride with no control. I started to float away into my own head and daydreams until that became a reality, where I couldn't come back into control, just watching through eyes I wasn't controlling. Be careful dude, seriously rationalize any thoughts you have like that. How did you get the idea for black magic? Did something happen to indicate magic specifically? Did a witch break into your home one night? What else besides magic could be making you like this? Do some research into every possibility, including mental disorders. I'm really not trying to write you off as crazy or something like that, I'm telling you, I've been there and I know how differently your brain functions when you're there. It's more of just an off kilter perspective of the world. Seek other viewpoints from people you trust in your life, they'll shine glaring lights on things that otherwise would have remained hidden from your perspective.
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Isabella Dudgewill - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 20:59:16 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.513269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I was convinced the me that was generating my thoughts and personality was separate from the me that was controlling my body and social interaction

I've had this before. I've also had like 5 psychotic breaks, but they were always a result of drugs. One was from tons of amphetamine and marijuana, two were from DXM, one was from DXM & 3-MeO-PCP, and one was from 3-MeO-PCP and DPT. Oh, I guess I had six, I got another from MXP. Was yours not drug related, out of curiosity?

Honestly each of my psychotic breaks was different based on the drugs used. The one with amps and marijuana only lasted a few hours but I had pretty weird visual hallucinations and a fucking terrible feeling of dying and being uncomfortable no matter what position I was in, even though I knew I wasn't dying. I had tons of auditory hallucinations too, usually weird things like neighing horses and whistles blowing. The DXM only ones were very strange and had lots of auditory hallucinations I can't really remember, a strange overall feeling, and ridiculous lilliputian hallucinations. They only lasted about ~8 hours. The 3-meo and DXM one had even more severe lilliputian hallucinations, I had no clue what was going on at all, like nothing that was happening made sense to me even though I could function. I had no idea why I was doing the things I was doing or why what was happening to me was happening, and I got vivid daydream-like hallucinations of doing crazy PCP'd out shit at times. It lasted 3 fuckin days, but the lilliputian hallucinations went away after the first day.

The 3-meo and DPT one wound up having police come in my house after getting them called on me and I got injected with some antipsychotic after letting them tackle me and handcuff me (thank god I didn't fucking attack them) and screaming some shit that was described as "witnessing an exorcism". I was handcuffed to a stretcher and taken to a hospital but somehow not arrested/didn't get in any trouble. The last one with MXP had the most ridiculous lilliputian hallucinations I've ever fucking experienced, and I thought there was no way to top what happened with the 3-meo and DXM. It lasted a good day or so.


Man wants to learn by Priscilla Duckhood - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:12:56 EST ID:XKFZl6rx No.513243 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /qq/. Wanted her advice on an issue that's been bothering me. I met a woman who I connected with and we got along really well. Long story shot, I didn't have the balls to ask her out. Then another guy turned up and started dating her. It's been bothering me wondering if she would have dated me if I had been more confident. I know she won't now, and I accept that. What I wanted to know was is it fair for me to ask her if there was a chance? This hurts like fuck but I think it might also be a learning experience for me. Is it fair for me to ask her about the while situation and what could have happened? Or should I shut the fuck up and move on?
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Lillian Gannersock - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:22:03 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.513245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would just move on
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Barnaby Brashpog - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:26:22 EST ID:5JYKa3yb No.513246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513243
Mooove ooon man, shit like this sucks but some rocks shouldn't be turned over.
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Sidney Wunderforth - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 20:02:02 EST ID:XKFZl6rx No.513268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, you guys are right. I was drunk when I made this thread but now that I'm sober I realize I wouldn't gain anything from it and it wouldn't be fair to put her in such an awkward position. Oh well. Live and learn, I suppose. Thanks for the replies.


My dick smells like a shit after the anal sex by Priscilla Mundlepire - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 08:25:46 EST ID:DB3PNW/V No.513170 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I fucked my GF in a butt about 3 days ago, and now my dick smells like a shit!
Can't fucking clean it, tryed everything but I still smell the shit on it.
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Cornelius Tootwater - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 17:27:37 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.513192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also, try washing your ass for once. You're probably just smelling yourself you smelly fuck
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Edwin Hundlehitch - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 21:34:49 EST ID:n1yNxChx No.513216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
maybe you have a fucking infection you degenerate sodomite
you got poo in your pee hole
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Eliza Pellerbork - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 15:11:58 EST ID:cXZFYbD6 No.513234 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513170
What you need to do is put soap in your girls butt, either bar or otherwise, and then fuck it again and you can cum if you want it doesn't matter. This usually works
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Augustus Brivingstick - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 05:29:21 EST ID:cXZFYbD6 No.513260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>513234
More importantly, check out the tits on hermione granger. I love the idea but thread could have been so much better with a better OP. You just need to hone your craft a bit more and make it believable while maintaining the proper wit so anyone with a good eye for whatever kind of humor you'd call this can recognize it and actually lol. Otherwise you just garnish troll haters and posters making their own jokes that are funnier than the OP because it's not done well enough. Or you get actual dumb people giving you real responses because you laid it on a little too thick. It's an Incredibly fun and healthy creative hobby. nb
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Basil Snoddale - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 20:01:12 EST ID:QagWRT3H No.513305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513170
The irony with Aladdin's attempt is that he tries so desperately to hide who he really is. Yet he makes the most obvious callbacks to his former self to Jasmine. It's such a contradiction.


Problems with job by Nell Duckbury - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 00:16:34 EST ID:pCPQRsXK No.513252 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hey pss, I'm hurtin. How do you see. And i don't mean i can't trust you with this information. But how do you see. When you know your under the weather, and all you need is patience to get through it. But you know you are in a situation where you have been judged by your appointed superiors as having problems.

I have been on this job for four days and it's already happening. Now the real problem is it involves a cash register and i don't know where are the menu items are or how to get to them fast enough to provide them without help and fast enough to fit into smooth enough conversation, if i do know them for this "testing out period."

However you can't take the cash register home and study. I kind of want to ask if after work i can bring my phone in and film me going through the dozen sections so i can have a visual tool to help learn this at home.

But i am afraid to ask. Because i know they would prefer me to be learning on the job.

However my teacher has become impressed with me, but it's only through picking up his idiosyncrysies. Kind of like that moment in "no direction home" when joan baez picks up a song and plays it and bob dylan is super impressed, and he has forgotten it was his song. Not to compare it that grandness but whatever that is in life i did that with a couple of the items and he was happy with that. But it was literally just two or three things.

Even if i film it it i cannot press all the buttons, and i can't find a handbook online, i would like to ask if there is a handbook i can borrow because that would help me tremendously.

That's not the problem they see me as having though. But they problem they see me as having is related to this. See when i don't know i'm freezing because i'm learning and it's almost like i can remember something, or have it down, but i'm trying the process.

The second day my teacher who now seems fine, pulls me aside and seemingly very angrily asks "what is with you" now maybe this is not good but this scared me to a degree. And he said " i see you are having trouble relating with people" but he didn't say it like it was an approach to learning it almost seemed like i had murdered someone. Like there was some intent to what i was doing in my failures with the customers. I really didn't know what to say and was so at a loss for words i couldn't say i'm trying to learn the cash register because i felt so frustrated and infantile i thought that would make me sound like a very angry suspect to everyone there. Instead i just said "do you think that's really objective" as in the action of relating. Because the previous day my first day when he met me, the first thing he asked me was "do you smoke weed?" and it threw me completely off guard. Then it became incredibly hard to learn from him because i couldn't ask him any questions about any methods because if i did from the quick instance he showed me, he would turn around and show me another. And he talks really fast like he's waiting for an answer that's already there. To which i'm not against, he may be super smart, super mentally fast, but in that way that's highly judgemental. Only because when i ask a question he acts like i'm literally questioning the process. Not through his statements, but he gets over time annoyed. Like he doesn't have the patience for me. So sometimes i have to nod and say yes, to absolutely nothing he has said. Then he asks me if i'm slow, then he asks me a vague question that it seems i would have the answer to. All in to days. Because he can't seem to get what i'm not getting. Because all i really think i'm learning is the cash register, because i need that to try any customer service. So because he thought i smoked, i sensed he thought i was really spacy. So i then related to that and said "do you think that is truly objective." To which he then just let go of the subject and said someone what.
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Nell Duckbury - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 00:30:53 EST ID:pCPQRsXK No.513253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
*someone what=somewhat

*excepted=accepted

i also cannot tell if they truly think these things are problems or not. In the instance of he commented on me not being able to take instructions, i think, but he was talking about his own child hood experience with add. So i don't know what that is supposed to mean. Was he just relating that or was he saying this story to suggest something he had observed. And i came in today, i came in early to use the bathroom, and he said he wanted to talk to me, but i asked if he would mind if i used the bathroom first. He was standing with the boss and saying this so i assumed it was legit. I went into the bathroom to which he came in while i was in the stall and said remember to "tuck your shirt in." which it was only untucked for expeidiency in this pre work process because there aren't really bathroom breaks. I came out and asked what was up, and he thought i was talking about what he had dropped, and never brought it up again.
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Nell Duckbury - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 00:37:16 EST ID:pCPQRsXK No.513254 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513253
by assymetrical instances. I know that's strange, but when we had a problem with keeping things working and i asked him a specific question, he paused and pointed out that the pickle was underneath the chicken paddy in one photo, and on top of it in the other.


How Many times Have You Seen Someone Who Has More Friends Than You by Augustus Brivingstick - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 19:46:59 EST ID:cXZFYbD6 No.513239 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Last night I smoked so much dope I almost Threw up all over my lap and bag of dope and the throw up even got inside my pockets. Right then I looked out the window and I saw of 5 or 6 kids all staring at me and laughing. And I really got to thinking about how many of my friends would laugh at me if they saw that happen. And Then I realized I barely even have any friends to laugh even if they saw that shit happen. My mom says people think Im dumb or they don't understand the words I just said and look at me weird for talking because I smoke so much dope. But Im not going to stop smoking dope any time soon so you can shove that shit somewhere no one cares about. But I wanted to ask everyone on this board this question and I want at least one reply from everyone on the site please. No thread derailing allowed.
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Lillian Gannersock - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:17:42 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.513244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513239
Most people would have more friends than me because I've only got one close friend and only about 2 others I would consider friends rather than simply acquaintances. Also, I've had some gnarly and even straight up fucked times where I puked everywhere and my friends always took care of it if I was too fucked up to do anything.

There was one time I threw up into my shirt when I was sitting on the floor and managed to catch it all and the people there laughed but I laughed too. Whether or not their laughter was malicious or whatever didn't matter specifically because the people involved I was at least on good terms with and I found the situation pretty fuckin funny myself. If some little shit kids and their group of friends all laughed at me I really couldn't give less of a fuck, my own shame from the situation itself from being such a drug fiend or something would be the only shame I'd feel (and I was a drug fiend, I don't mean to imply anything about you necessarily). I care what people think to some degree about things, but only on things that I feel matter or affect something like my ability to get a job or might get me arrested. Other than that (and in a case like this), they're being cunts and I couldn't give less of a fuck about how they see me. Shit happens, you know?
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Archie Sallersure - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 22:15:54 EST ID:sFkKVhrT No.513248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So you almost threw up, or you did throw up?
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Ebenezer Gedgeridge - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 22:46:15 EST ID:buDodtmC No.513249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
thats a shitty question. ive only met one person who has less friends than me.
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Fuck Bovingfack - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 23:05:32 EST ID:g8o4GfIn No.513250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This question is dumb. First of all, who cares how many friends you have? Your friends don't define who you are. Second, of course your friends have more friends than you. Your more likely to be friends with people who have lots of friends than people with few friends, precisely because those people have more friends. The more people in a random sample, the more likely you are to be in that sample.


Anyone else working a 9-5 office job? by Cedric Mottingstadge - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 00:44:33 EST ID:xHlVcFRY No.513219 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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After a long period of unemployment I was offered a job as an office grunt. I've been working for about 3 months now. I'm not qualified for it but my supervisor agreed to "train" me. In other words he hands me a stack of shit, processes one page of it in their accounting program at light speed using every hotkey he knows, and goes to his office. They had me learning a bunch of stuff to cover an unfilled position, then I had to switch gears and learn shit for a second unfilled position, and now I'm trying to learn shit for my actual job description. In an office this translates into memorizing passwords to everything, how to process Bullshit LLC Invoice 41211, how to generate Useless Insurance Proof Policy Z, how to process payroll, learning whats in every single storage cabinet in the building, etc

I don't know the the FUCK I'm doing half the time so I have to ask him for help every 15 minutes. Every single time he stifles a sigh, painstakingly tears his focus away from the monitor and comes to answer my question. When I'm sitting there trying to figure my own shit out I hear him swearing at the customers emailing him, calling them retards and idiots. Yeah, makes him really approachable.

The job drug tests. I've never been a happy sober and weed was always my thing, it made me want to live. But now I'm just relying on opiates - a rope that's quickly running out. Tried tapering but it's too difficult to work through. I wake up every morning at 5am wanting to kill myself, end up feeling okay at 3pm, then shitty again after work. Mentally exhausted, feels like I have no time or energy to do anything at all. Smoking would be perfect but it's not an option.

I'm the lowest paid employee here (for obvious reasons, I'm shit) but the pay is still above minimum wage.

I know I'm lucky to have a job, I just needed to tell someone the garbage sides of it to unload a bit. Anyone else experiencing this kind of thing as well? I actually have money now but I lack the motivation to spend it on anything but junk. Fast food, energy drinks, a game. I'd spend it on drugs if I wasn't being tested. Saving for a car or anything responsible just seem…
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Edwin Hundlehitch - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 01:34:40 EST ID:n1yNxChx No.513221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You remind me of me, kinda. Can I give you two pieces of advice my main man? And I mean, bear in mind that I'm not perfect or fully developed.

Try to do the best you can with what you have.
Try to figure out the things that are dragging you down, because believe me they are dragging you down. Junk food is fucking terrible for you. It makes you feel like garbage and lessens your ability to enjoy life. In that regard I think you also need to embrace sobriety. Like you I used weed and drugs in general as a crutch for enjoying life, but I had no idea how badly I was fucking myself until I was completely sober. It really was getting in the way of me growing as a person, or of improving my life in any way. Sleep habits are still terrible for me. I also tend to negatively think a lot. Et cetera. More of the same bred more of the same. For example when I smoked weed I loved to eat like shit, watch porn, stay up all night, and then I'd feel like fucking GARBAGE. It seemed like it was worth it because holy fuck for those 6 or 12 or whatever hours it was bliss. But I was really running from my sober life for years and years. You see what I'm saying? I'd advise you to cut it all out and holy FUCK I feel so much better. Still not perfect but things are a lot better now. I don't miss the bad shit anymore, though I know that can be hard I can tell you it's worth it. Also do the best you can at work, and try your very very best to be nice to people. These are all things that have helped me, more or less.

The second is kind of related: try to be happy with what you have.
As you said, things can be worse. Try to focus on that rather than on what you don't have, what's going wrong.. Our worldviews and time here on this planet are so much dependent on what we take in and how we think and things like this. When people are in a negative spiral all this time, they begin to think that this is what life is. To a big, big extent, you can create your own reality in that regard. If you focus on what is good instead of bad, you'll be a happier person. Drugs also fuck people in this regard. I think people should cut it out but I also think that people should closely examine their issues and do …
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Albert Bammerpurk - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 10:54:55 EST ID:KveR7zNs No.513230 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513219
I have an office job and it's not like this.

It sounds like you either have a shit supervisor or the company just has a poor attitude to training. For starters he should be watching you go through shit the first few times rather than just showing you once. I trained a guy recently and I know I could do better than your boss, in fairness the guy I trained is better qualified than me, just nowhere near as familiar with how our systems work (or was, he's good now). I work in an office where I'm now on my third role in this department. The first two I got trained carefully the most recent one I was thrown in a little harder but it was a side step for experience and so in some areas I'm already bumping at the pay grade above me.

I would advise you sort your addiction out but also apply for new jobs. It's a shit environment. I would recommend reaching out for certain training but it sounds like it's not happening. Stuff like not eating junk and exercising though... you will never have the energy as long as you use that as an excuse. If you force yourself to do those things you will find you feel better. Shit life is a feedback cycle and you have to apply effort to break it.

Basically you have two options, hang in until you slide away. Or push harder and climb up on a lot of fronts. Probably one at a time. Life doesn't get really get easier if you improve it, it just makes you stronger.


Bitchy women turn me on by Save my penis - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 10:13:26 EST ID:lT3sdWnx No.513174 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Help! I'm a pretty good catch myself (friends, in shape, job, good looking)

But I'm attracted to alphabitch career women. I don't really want a woman to "take the lead", and I'm not anyone's doormat but imaging a smart ferocious woman with an MBA, a high corporate position with a toned body and a no-bullshit attitude gets me ROCK hard.

But I also don't want to be a spineless beta who gets walked all over. I feel confused. A woman with a scowl on her face is more attractive than a woman with a smile- what's wrong with me?
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Molly Crubberham - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:24:02 EST ID:c4ZmSUIg No.513203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513174
Cheers... In the end it's just the same pussy all over again, they all have different faces and a size of breast, but the feeling of putting your dick inside of their pussies is always the same.
Personally I hate woman, the majority of them are ugly and bitchy, I only see them as an instrument to cool down my erection. The 70% of them are just a social media, instogram whores that can't live without atention, they always need to show that how bitch they're, and they will even suck your dick over a 1 like.....
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Shitting Sullystock - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:26:59 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.513204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513201
Basically how I view the situation.
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Angus Bunfoot - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:34:49 EST ID:b5mrlxQT No.513207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513201
Self-proclaimed "strong independent" women tend to harbor negative views towards men and are emotionally unavailable. Relationships to them are "surrendering" themseves to men. I get being liberated from controlling dicks but
More often then not these women end up on the other extreme of the spectrum.
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Angus Bungfoot - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 20:26:30 EST ID:b5mrlxQT No.513213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513209
I really wish I was wrong, believe me.
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Albert Bammerpurk - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 11:50:00 EST ID:KveR7zNs No.513231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513207
Of the strongest guys you know, the most determined and ballsy, how many have to tell you?

You're not talking about actual strong women though. I work in a very traditionally corporate but female heavy environment so I'm surrounded by managers and directors with vaginas. There's a few from both groups but awful bitchy [%}weak cowards[/%] tend to eventually fall by the wayside because no one will promote them. But real strong females rise to the very top.

I'm not sure they're what OP is fantasising about though because usually they're polite. They don't want to be characterised as bitchy or pushy. So not only are they signing off 7 figure budgets, or whatever their area of responsibility is, and managing a team of people who manage people who manage people they're balancing being assertive and getting shit done with the fact that both men and women women might be worse but there's obviously some very sore men too are hypersensitive to women pushing people around.

Self proclaimed strong women, the sort who are proud of their scowl are not strong independent women. They are scared, they hide behind spiky personas because they're afraid of the world are pushing back in fear. They're a lot like a lot of the worst of certain stereotyped male groups, just reacting with fear and resentment.

The truly strong beat the world on it's own terms with a smile. Men or women. I'm not particularly strong, and I'm not saying it's easy. I'm just saying that's how it is


Migraines by William Bludgeford - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 05:21:04 EST ID:A7FxXuhm No.513166 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yo.
I stopped taking too much meds. I stopped smoking weed (well, because I don't have any but it's been months). I eat a healthy diet, exercise, have a sex life, go to sleep and wake up early, read a lot, feel in touch with my emotions, did Shiatsu recently and meditate a lot. Every night, I make sure that there's no sound or no light at all, close the curtains tightly and all so that no external stimuli can fuck up my brain, and yet this morning, I'm waking up with another goddamn migraine.

I tried alternative medicine, it didn't work. I tried corporate medicine, it didn't work (more meds, and they don't do shit aside from making me dull).

What is there left to try?
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Shitting Sullystock - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:14:37 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.513200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Adverse effects[edit]
>Triptans have few side effects if used in correct dosage and frequency. The most common adverse effect is recurrence of migraine. A systematic review found that "rizatriptan 10 mg was the only triptan with a recurrence rate greater than that of placebo".[15]

>There is a theoretical risk of coronary spasm in patients with established heart disease, and cardiac events after taking triptans may rarely occur.[16]

My friend I was talking about gave me one once and it just stopped my throbbing headache and that was it.
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Shitting Sullystock - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:29:26 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.513205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513202
What makes you think you get heightened cognition? I literally just said it does nothing other than fix your migraine. They're what doctors prescribe for migraines for fucks sake. How dumb are you? Did you even bother to look up any of this shit or read everything I said before deciding to call me a retard after seeing that they developed these from research inspired by the actual medicinal benefits psychedelics possess, like unrivaled migraine relief?
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Shitting Sullystock - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:32:32 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.513206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Actually, I get what you're saying now, but considering the medicine straight up fucking works and they were developed specifically for the treatment of migraines, I honestly don't understand why you're calling me stupid or opposed to the idea. I'm not invalidating what you said at all. What's funny is, though, with this medication, you simply don't have a migraine any more. Do you want to have to fall asleep during a migraine and wake up some hours later to feel relief, or wouldn't it just be better to feel relief? There's nothing wrong what the former, but the latter obviously seems superior as a method of fixing the direct effects of a migraine because it doesn't involve knocking yourself out in order to get relief.
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Shitting Sullystock - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 19:48:43 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.513211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513208
It's cool mane. It's easy to mix shit up online. I was kind of aggressive because I'm getting fairly drunk about now
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Samuel Dabblesot - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 19:58:14 EST ID:zbKXnohS No.513241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>513206
>Implying any medication is a silver bullet for any condition much less something as idiopathic as migraines

Stop shilling your pills big pharma agent.

>Calls SSRIs shit
>Is willing to pour serotonin agonists down his throat instead (coincidentally they both make your dick stop working too l m a o )
>Both of which have longer term impact on behavioral psychology and personality by fucking with serotonin levels to """treat""" you

Isn't it funny how most triptans just *happen* to be patent medications as well? Clearly, there is no coincidence going on here, no marketing toward desperate and needy individuals by corporations whatsoever!


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