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Gotta stop trolling by David Greenford - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 17:31:43 EST ID:ZzcX8xJa No.520394 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is going to be an unusual thread but here it goes...
I have this habit of trolling people just for the kicks. I don't go around bullying or anything like that but I make jokes that are considered of a bad taste (rape, murder, pedophilia, etc) and pretend that I'm being serious.
This used to be something I did for fun but now I have been doing it out of habit and I have a few accounts on forums that I only use to troll people... and that would be normal if I was a 13 year old kid but I'm fucking 29, almost 30! and I think that one user may have filed an anonymous complaint to the authorities thinking I was being serious. And of course this isn't gonna lead nowhere because I did nothing wrong but just the idea of having the cops on my ass scare the shit out of me as I was already taken to the court for shit that I did on the internet... unrelated to trolling, just activism and I was found not guilty but those 6 months were too stressful and traumatizing.

I wanted to stop trolling before because this is only a pointless activity but now I seriously think I should stop before I get in any trouble.
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David Greenford - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 18:19:06 EST ID:ZzcX8xJa No.520397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Esther Bronnerway - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 21:30:41 EST ID:189Bv3NW No.520400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So what's your plan for quitting?
Ernest Bedgefure - Fri, 01 Dec 2017 00:51:59 EST ID:0PJ7z1R+ No.520403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pick up smoking.

Every time you want to make a troll post, smoke a cigarette.

Then BAM! No more troll posts.
Doris Clarringham - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 17:20:58 EST ID:ZzcX8xJa No.520434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Today's gonna be the last day I troll. I'm sick of this shit
Hannah Crendleson - Sun, 03 Dec 2017 01:04:00 EST ID:oXo9Ddud No.520443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How do we know you're not trolling right now? How many trolls have you done today, huh? Do you even think about the people you hurt?

Im afraid shes ghosting me by Hedda Clennerstone - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 00:45:03 EST ID:hSa+6uJt No.520368 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You guys Im freaking the fuck out because I think my new girl is ghosting me just because she hasnt texted me back in a couple hours because Im paranoid and possessive secretly but she dont know that cause Im trying to show her Im cool so I hadnt said shit but Im losing my shit, am I overreacting or tell me what you think she could be doing to not text me back when I know I texted her before her shift ended and in the time she got off and had to have went home no text. Ugh Im such a piece of shit Im sure Im overreacting but pls I dont have anyone else I can talk to about how stressed I am over something this pathetic
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Thomas Nebbleheck - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 17:38:23 EST ID:je5zTw44 No.520386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There is a lot of very facetious advice in this thread. If OP is dumb enough to take any then he probably deserves the consequences of his actions.
Eugene Billingfield - Fri, 01 Dec 2017 12:18:50 EST ID:l63zgkN6 No.520411 Ignore Report Quick Reply







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Phyllis Blackham - Fri, 01 Dec 2017 13:07:28 EST ID:5mr627pH No.520412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thomas Hublingfield - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 17:49:35 EST ID:ZMDYtLUz No.520435 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Why are polyfags so obnoxious about being wrong?

It's almost like you're willingly trying to convert people into your orgy cult.


>Punishment of polygynists improves monogamist fitness within groups by reducing their STI exposure, and between groups by enabling punishing monogamist groups to outcompete polygynists. This suggests pathways for the emergence of socially imposed monogamy, and enriches our understanding of costly punishment evolution.

Get AIDS and die already you worthless Paleolithic worshiping faggot who chooses to love man when he was a sister fucking savage over man when he set foot on the Moon. We became monogamous for a reason, and you'll learn that reason in time when your partners fuck diseased dick on the side and spread it to you.
Thomas Blollystone - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 21:38:24 EST ID:0PJ7z1R+ No.520439 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Your capslock key is broken.

Haven't been able to say that for years.

what is self esteem? by noconfidence - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:26:34 EST ID:9c403Pp8 No.520322 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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it's such an alien concept to me....like relationships & intimacy.

It's normal for humans to be attracted to each other right?

It's normal for 30+ yo men to have partners right?

It's normal for people to have sex and be lovey dovey right?

What if you have the desires normal people have but have not been able to attain them successfully for quite some time?

What do you think happens to individuals that were born in a country that considers you an outsider, no matter how well you've assimilated, while telling the world proudly how open and multi-cultural thus more progressive as a society for accepting "3rd world immigrants".

What am I supposed to do, when I can't have my basic human needs met in a society that doesn't even consider me an equal due to my appearance?

How long can individuals excluded from society, forced to endure isolation and involuntary celibacy, with a history of substance abuse (to dull the harsh reality) and pornography addiction last (a poor substitute)?
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David Bunwill - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 19:09:08 EST ID:DuTvXl7r No.520333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shit like this happens all the time to locals as well. I think you feel isolated, and as an outsider, simply because you believe it so. And lets be real, their are a lot of racist fucks out there. But fuck thise guys. If they are going to judge you based on appearence, they arent worth sleeping with anyway, and it will be shitty anyhow (Ive noticed the more conventionally attractive they are, the more its going to be like fucking a pillow).

Try to find a modicum of happiness in yourself first OP. And dont let assholes take it away from you.

Once your happy with yourself, people will be happy around you.
Walter Bluffingsat - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 20:54:21 EST ID:qnpf4h+M No.520334 Ignore Report Quick Reply

we're all lonely and multiculturalism is a lie
we lie in a society that is conducive to MONEY
Phyllis Hobberston - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 10:59:45 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.520424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
God you sound like a salty cunt. I hate to have to tell you this man, butwhat you're experiencing is literally what everybody else goes through, only you have a more convenient excuse that's easier to make.

Nobody treats each other as equals, everybody has trouble with relationships and forming them in the first place, everybody who has a history of substance abuse is looked down upon and mistrusted, and at least all men that aren't getting any and aren't so religious that they find something morally wrong with the consumption of porn winds up being a porn addict because it's free and easy to find. You're not special because you're brown or whatever the fuck bullshit excuse you're trying to uae to feel like your resentment is justified; what you're experiencing is the human condition (at least if you live in a first world country).

The reason you get punished "a thousand times" when an naimal is punished only once is because people hold you to a higher standard than an animal that doesn't even fucking know any better. Chances are you're being continually "punished" all the time is because it's clear you never make an effort to fix yourself or care enough todo better next time and improve. If you're not even trying, people don't have any patience or respect for you. Putting in legitimate effort goes a long waty to get people off your back.

Also, you not being accepted despite having assimilated is no different from somebody who's getting bullied. There's almost always something the person getting bullied is doing to reinforce that pattern of behavior. Be it freaking out over tiny or pointless things, sucking at your job or some activity (and mostly for lack of trying), or whatever, people would actually start to respect you if you cared enough (if not altruisticaally, at least because you are tired of being treated like the undependable shit stain image you're putting out to everybody) to actually try and be the best in all areas of your life.

For instance, I work night shift at a factory, and I know I'm the best at what I do because everyday I try to piss excellence. I'm an annoyi…
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Phyllis Hobberston - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 11:01:35 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.520425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sorry if this post starts make less sense the further down you read, im fucked up and it hit me like half way through the post lol
Angus Dartbanks - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 11:57:45 EST ID:5mr627pH No.520426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well that fucking sucks. Racists would tell you to find someone who looks like you, why should you have to? But it might be your only option when you live somewhere where everyone is racist.

Maybe teach the language of the country where you live, that way you will meet hundreds of people who also feel like outsiders and are looking for friends because they are new to the place and therefore haven't got friends yet.

Self-esteem is realizing you are average, that you aren't as bad as you think you are but also not as great as you think you are, that's good self-esteem.

How do I Open Relationship! by Sophie Wepperkark - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 22:57:01 EST ID:8ZGXI+3c No.519975 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a girlfriend. She's a lot younger, in her early 20s. Im in my early 30s. We met on a cuddle date and have since fallen in love. I always said I wanted to be open. Im her first relationship. She's an awesome girl! She said ok to being open because she really likes me, but she does not like it, and says she "does not enjoy thinking of me with another woman."

Most women consider me attractive. I'm good looking, tall, fit, white, educated, good career ect. The point is, a lot of girls get interested in me. I really like my girlfriend, but come on I want to me open so I can get with all these other girls. I was also in a committed relationship for most of my 20s so after I left that for the first time in my life now I get to sew my wild oats.

This girl I met at an event was 17 but lied and told me she was 18. She turns 18 for real on later this week and wanted me to take her out. I'm asking to see her ID. Just a dinner, and holding hands date. She's head over heels, and she's hot a fuck, and a giggly teenager. I want to hit it. It's really fucking nice to be my age and have a hot as fuck teen into you. Most guys never get this chance.

That said, I have a girlfriend and although we are open, I have not acted on it much. I know she will hate the idea of me waiting for a girl to turn 18 then start seeing her. So I tell my girlfriend before the date? Or only after I have sex with this 18 year old? Or just tell her after the hand holding date that I might fuck her soon? Do I need to tell her all since we are open?

This seems like a hot situation, and it kind of is, but this drama stuff caused me a lot of anxiety today. I dont think it's wrong if I fuck the teen, but I dont want my girlfriend to get upset. It's a weird situation that causes me stress.

How would you handle the situation if you were in my shoes?
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Isabella Trotlock - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 02:10:34 EST ID:ehiQjzru No.520371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go to circlejerk's r/polyamory. Look at how much drama being in an open relationship causes and how it can break a relationship and then how in denial those people are about it. Not that it can't work, but 9 times out of 10 it won't.
Walter Grimhall - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 06:14:59 EST ID:oXo9Ddud No.520374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You sound grooooossss. No wonder you have to date young and stupid girls.
Rebecca Hagglenudge - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 12:01:47 EST ID:0PJ7z1R+ No.520379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude don't fuck up that girls first relationship. If you want to bang the teenager, leave your gf alone.
Ebenezer Mobbleled - Fri, 01 Dec 2017 06:49:18 EST ID:JI9kO00V No.520408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My name's op, and I'm a desperate faggot who has to fuck 18 y/o teens, because everyone my age can smell the bullshit.

Lol op, I cant stand bottom feeders like you, willing to manipulate teenies.
William Fevinggold - Fri, 01 Dec 2017 13:29:56 EST ID:/j1uSyoO No.520414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP, I've been in a open relationship and the rule of thumb for the most part is that is a "no go", my man. A co-worker asked and I turned her down because I knew she liked me and I really enjoyed her company. We made out a couple of time out of drunken shenanigans, but I made it pretty clear to her that was as far as we we're going to go.

Needless to say she stopped talking to me for two weeks and we have remained good friends since almost a year now and she has stopped asking me for sex because I told her it will ruined the relationship and she will be the one to fall for me. We just remained friends till then now and I havent spoken to her in like 2 weeks because I've moved jobs and I kinda seeing someone, but we have gone out to eat like a couple of times the past month. Very rarely will both people say "this is just a open relationship" when in reatlity it isnt because you will start acting like a couple "or the person will" and you guys will talk like your dating. Terrible Idea OP, cant have it both ways. It either date her or just be friends.

My fucking sister selfishly fucked me over by Luz - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 23:43:22 EST ID:t/vP7t46 No.520366 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Started getting into monster hunter generations for real, made some friends then my fucking little sister was selfish and wanted me to not touch or change her mii's nickname on her nintendo ID. I bought her 3DS for 100 bucks because I stupidly threw away mine when I was manic. (I have bi polar disorder.) It sucks man. Now i have to grind and get my old equipment back. Was 33 hours in. FUCK.
Betsy Moddleshaw - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 00:20:36 EST ID:hzUsxH14 No.520367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
first world problems are a bitch
Clara Fanforth - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 04:13:10 EST ID:h/1sxUpj No.520373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get homebrew channel running (you don't even need CFW), get save manager, export save file, plug micro SD into PC, run MHgen save editor on your PC, get sweet gear, grind in a fraction of the time.
You can even delete hacked items by editing your save again once you're back to the same point you were at.

33hours is nothing as Monster Hunter goes
Alice Womblewater - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 08:57:33 EST ID:2xGeiN5Q No.520378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have no idea how this is your sisters fault. You threw away your DS with the save file and now you’re blaming her? Seriously I don’t get it.

MH Generations is freaking awesome btw. I’ll help you do the Hub quests if you give me your friend code. Had a friend who broke so many of his 2ds consoles and started a new game every time, and it always seemed easier for him to get that gear back quicker each time.

Also my sister plays MH with me. Why don’t you buy a second DS and see if your sister will help you get your gear back?
Ebenezer Mobbleled - Fri, 01 Dec 2017 07:31:01 EST ID:JI9kO00V No.520409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gotta learn to ask yourself when you get like that, "how many times have I done this stuff, and ACTUALLY felt better after?". Being Manic blows, yes. But you see what giving in gets you.

I'm addicted to controversial topics by John Fodgedotch - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 13:42:47 EST ID:RIZ0ityh No.520317 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I keep going into heated threads about controversial topics I know that'll make me feel like shit, even when it's obvious that it's a bait topic, and I participate in them anyway. I end up feeling bad but I legit can't stop myself. I keep trying to convince myself that I'm actually doing something good by trying to attempt to reason to people. I keep convincing myself that it's all about being "aware" or some stupid shit but it's all because I have some sort of sick attraction to the sort of thing being in heated debates does.

How do I stop myself?
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Caroline Bloblingsack - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 08:39:06 EST ID:N7bhoW87 No.520347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Uh, I guess I can rest peacefully knowing out of all the stupid shit I've said on the internet, I've never actually threatened to rape anybody.
James Bettingsedge - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 11:42:37 EST ID:fFqdWlVJ No.520390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>i told him i was gonna rape him
Phineas Blibbernitch - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 12:36:36 EST ID:esuyK5FE No.520391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i remember when i was a young lad and i first booted up my uncles Quake game and played online. i was about 10 or so. i got completely destroyed in a 1v1 match, like 30-0, and the guy beating me would spam this keybind he had, "Do you like my hard cock in your ass?" that he spammed constantly throughout the match. i had never had anyone communicate to me in such a vulgar manner before. i got scared and turned off the game.
Frederick Brabblechire - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 13:09:28 EST ID:0PJ7z1R+ No.520392 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Sounds about right.

Me and my friends used to talk shit all day in Halo while we played. We even made up characters for ourselves just to make it that much shittier if you lost to us. Online gaming was better when you could talk shit on a mic.
Wesley Doffingspear - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 14:46:17 EST ID:hUsx1tbs No.520393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
get off the grid for a few days.

Complete sabatoge by BaccaratZ - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 19:22:31 EST ID:gzv+I5io No.520387 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Specifically looking for creative thoughts of ways to prank/sabatoge some assholes that can't quite let up. Obviously not technically but more to the tune of spam calls or glueing keyholes - just a little more involved.

I'm writing a small piece on political games and reaching for some metaphorical scenarios to convey a point.
James Debblemadge - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 08:24:08 EST ID:jQZ803QM No.520389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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put a pingpong ball in his gas tank

Trying not to commit suicide (ideation) by Phineas Bucklemat - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 08:45:12 EST ID:JI9kO00V No.520148 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, to start, this isnt a thread about commiting suicide. Its more a question of how can I stop thinking about wanting to do it all the time.

Usually I can get by, and my crying fits were not very frequent. Outside of being miserable, I could get by. But I dont know how well Im going to do this year (holidays). Ever since I came back from the Army, people cant stand me (always anxious and hypervigilante in social settings), and there is literally no home for me here. I dont have family (lucky enough to be the one to find my mother and uncle dead), my wife cheated on me on deployment, and I have no family left (Dad commited suicide when I was 6, but he ran off when I was born).

I dont believe I should be alive, my crying fits have gotten so bad, I spend HOURS crying on and off uncontrollably. I dont see anymore point as I will NEVER get to have family of my own, and regular society is sick of dealing with people like me. My depression gets so bad I begin to feel exhausted and sick from how intense my thoughts are getting (like my mind ran a marathon and used energy from my entire body).

I just dont know what to do anymore... All I can think to do is fake it until I make it. I mean, they're giving me my Masters in Computer Sciences for free, I get to be alive when Ive seen SO many others dead, and die. But I cant find the gratitude in what I have as enough to outweigh the suicidal thoughts.

I desperately want to get better, but therapy and drugs dont work. Anyone have any luck in struggles in their life?

Any advice is greatly appreciated guys. Ive posted here before, and the only advice that seems to work comes from every one of you. I think because you guys arent scared to be frank and honest, and that helps a lot.
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Samuel Wozzlewin - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 06:48:02 EST ID:JI9kO00V No.520346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm sorry man. I wish I understood addiction enough to be able to offer advice that isn't some NA text book quote. That stuff is what got my uncle.
I know it's easier for me to try and make abrupt changes. Because I wont suffer withdrawals. And seeing what they put people through, I cant imagine what being in the drivers seat is like.

I know it's .0000001% an accurate comparison. But when I quit cigs, I had to fight the withdrawals by blaming the smokes they are their fault to begin with.

Hopefully one day we both find a way out of this total lack of value for ourselves. But right now for me it's like convincing myself the world is flat.

I think we can both beat this though. I know I dont know you. But you dont seem to not be kidding yourself about your situation. And I find people like that to be inherintly wise and mature.
Albert Buzzwell - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 12:13:46 EST ID:F6BBbLXR No.520355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Can't imagine how surreal

Oh, you can't... huh?

Well, it's New York. It was a Tuesday.

Too bad for them.

Samuel Wozzlewin - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 18:30:08 EST ID:JI9kO00V No.520362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No, because one minute it is New York, the next minute it's a fucking warzone. Especially for those who live there.
Beatrice Panderspear - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 07:44:34 EST ID:uFJ37hri No.520375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well you are just now finding out that you attract what you are. I was always superficial because of my social anxiety and therefore none of my friends would talk about feelings or anything meaningful to me. I've always been the dude to get shitfaced with and when I stopped doing so they all left.
Mabe it's the same with you?

you NEED to be selfish to survive. I do the same and toss everything thats good for me away because I want to do this on my own and battle suicide without help but that hasn't worked for the last 10 years and probably will end badly if I don't start accepting help.

What does something for me is having some kind of aim/thing to work towards because small steps are the best way to trigger your reward system. dopamine rocks.
Lydia Clayshit - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 12:59:21 EST ID:7lISsexd No.520382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude, come to Armenia. Living here for a day you will start to love your previous life.

Shit parents by Clara Medgetit - Fri, 10 Nov 2017 13:05:54 EST ID:UZC9gHak No.519921 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to move and my parents won't let me what the fuck do I do? My parents won't do anything for me. I finally have money to support yaelf and shit and I want to move and my parents just won't take me to the airport to move across the country. Like I finally did everything and they are just fat lazy pieces of shit that won't do anything.

I can't fucking live with them I hate them so much. We live in the shittiest oldest crumbling house I've ever seen. I literally have nothing here it's such a small town I don't have a single friend. Today I woke up because my body won't fuck off and stop being thirsty and have to piss and my dad was in the bathroom (he literally lives in the bathroom he just shits ALL DAY literally he shits 40 hours a day so I had to go outside in the snow and piss do you fucking know what it's like to wake up with no sleep and have to go piss out in the freezing cold bare foot seeing your breath and shit.

They automatically assume I will fail and I have ok way to the airport without them and I have a cat too. I fucking hate them and I just want to leave and never speak to them again. I am no longer they're son. They want me to die in this small town cold and alone and poor like they are. I fucning hate them. They are my greatest enemies and I will not stop until they are dead or out of my life.
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Ebenezer Fullerhot - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 11:53:17 EST ID:0PJ7z1R+ No.520353 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Yeah OP, I think it's about time you kill your parents.

Poison dinner with rat poison OP, then leave the house. Easy.
Ebenezer Fullerhot - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 12:04:18 EST ID:0PJ7z1R+ No.520354 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>I'm just gonna run in their room with an air horn and blow it and keep yelling airplane ticket and as soon as they try talking I'm just gonna wave around my air horn and skip around the house yelling air plane ticket air plane ticket

That's a great idea OP, but it would go smoother if you did it with a gun
Fucking Hudgewill - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 16:58:29 EST ID:esuyK5FE No.520359 Ignore Report Quick Reply

ricin. in the stevia.
Samuel Wozzlewin - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 18:27:35 EST ID:JI9kO00V No.520361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sodium Cyanide in a mist bottle.
Nell Dusslewat - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 19:48:48 EST ID:kAEKpfyQ No.520363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your problem is that your parents will not drive you to the airport. The solution is to pay someone else to do that. It is ridiculously easy to solve. Taxi services run literally everywhere that is connected to a road. Or you could just make a post on facebook or craigslist saying you need a ride to the airport and you'll pay anyone who can give you one. Surely you know someone with a car who likes money. It's just a matter of price, but we've heard all about these thousands you're making every month scamming people so that should be no problem.

I hate spanish music by Wesley Shittingwater - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 11:05:05 EST ID:0TCBOC2k No.520352 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I fucking hate spainish langauge, music and their influence on current media.
I wish to cum on the face of Decpasito singers and people who're listening to that shit, fuck them!
Call me a racist, but mexicans and the rest of latinos should drink a cum!
Sophie Bimmlehall - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 14:55:24 EST ID:hzUsxH14 No.520357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
puto gringo pendejo
chingate a tu hermana
Wesley Shittingwater - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 15:34:13 EST ID:0TCBOC2k No.520358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Puto madre pendecho?
Clara Piddlegold - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 15:05:28 EST ID:sCrTtsfI No.520510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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¿Porque OP? Español es una idioma hermosa.. adémas ahora esto hilo es un hilo Despacito

Not even spanish or latin though.

my mum and sleep deprivation by Nell Lightdock - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 09:19:13 EST ID:wJ9ph+MT No.520350 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so i've come here because i just want to vent about my mum during my teen years, she was awful

so, my mum has a drink problem, which wouldn't be bad if her personality didn't entirely change after she had a drink. it really is like she has split personality disorder, my dad (who broke up with her during my childhood) said it's like seeing her turn into a 19 year old again, but personally I'd say it's more like seeing her turn into an incredibly spoiled 14 year old. her voice changes, and she basically just turns into an insufferable cunt. anyway, onto how it ruined my life.

she would drink a few times a week, literally every time she had a night off (unless she was too hungover from the day before) and she would get wrecked every time. this would happen on my school nights, mainly. so when i should have been getting a decent nights sleep, instead i had to go through hell (my doctor/psychiatrist compared it to torture when I told her about it, which i'd have to agree with). she would have someone over who was just as loud and obnoxious as her, so i'd have to put up with them shouting at eachother all night, and blasting music (this only stopped after a few years when the neighbours finally complained and we got a notice of possible eviction, they still shouted at eachother all night though). and even if i did manage to get to sleep through this, which i did sometimes, but usually only at like 4 in the morning due to sleep deprivation, not like 3 hours is enough sleep anyway. but even then, my mum would do this thing, which i have no idea why she did it, but she did anyway, probably simply because she likes goading people to the limit knowing that she's not gonna get hit because of having a vagina. anyway, she would *ensure* that i didn't get any sleep, despite all the noise, by knocking on my door and basically screaming "ANNOOOOON, ANNNOOOOOOON" in her horrible screechy drunk voice. banging on the door, and even trying to ram it open (it was locked, but she did this so often and so hard that the lock eventually snapped off the door). whenever i would actually get up and open the door though, i would ask her what she wanted, and every time it would be the s…
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Angus Tillingham - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 10:00:07 EST ID:kAEKpfyQ No.520351 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Should have slapped the shit out of her long ago to establish boundaries and let her know not to fuck with you. Too late now that you're an adult, you'll just have to move out if you haven't already.
Fucking Hudgewill - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 18:12:35 EST ID:esuyK5FE No.520360 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bawwwww whole life wooined fowever

Dad Moved in With Me by Nell Brebblechudging - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 21:57:28 EST ID:OvQiCpte No.520165 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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21 y/o

My dad moved in with me almost a year ago. I can move out and have been trying to. However I still have to set up my credit card and begin a credit score for an apartment. Which could take months. And i can't deal with roommates anymore.

My parents divorced 5 years ago for no real apparent reason or than, 'We don't love eachother anymore.' They wanted me and my younger brother to accept them seeing other partners. it seemed so shocking when they sat us down and told us. However in further recollection as I'm older there were definately signs that my dad was a stallion and pornography addict whom couldn't please his wife. Retreating to the downstairs bedroom to watch porn and sleep alone every night.

As a natural result I have an underlying resentment toward them, though I do my best to be respectful. I can't really help it.

And when I was 18 I moved out was living on my own with a roommate. This lasted a whole year and things we alright even though my budget was pretty tight.

However my dad called me up one day and offered for me to live in his rental property for $300 a month. It was an offer I couldn't refuse, I accepted the offer. A mistake.

At the start of 2017 he moved in with me because 'he was lonely and needed company.' I had to help roll out the red carpet for him. Atleast that's how it felt because before he moved i had the help renovate the entire thing while living in it. It really sucked. And me helping him move in took 17 hours of work.

Ever since he came here I don't feel at peace with this place anymore. We live in such close quarters I have no privacy. And the relationship I had with my dad has ceased to be what it was because I see him day in and day out, everyday. What used to be an embrace seeing him immediately became mundane, 'Oh it's you again.'
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Augustus Turveyfield - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 08:14:19 EST ID:jPpWgI0N No.520242 Ignore Report Quick Reply

How's it goin Sidney?
Cedric Chimmerwack - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 13:41:25 EST ID:0PJ7z1R+ No.520257 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Cedric Chimmerwack - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 13:42:46 EST ID:0PJ7z1R+ No.520258 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Whoa, no word filter? What happened?
Reuben Pickford - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 08:36:10 EST ID:esuyK5FE No.520315 Ignore Report Quick Reply

NEWS FLASH: they removed it a while ago
Walter Bluffingsat - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 19:04:03 EST ID:qnpf4h+M No.520332 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you forgot to say newsflash:

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