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playing above my league/women do opposite of what they say by Shit Gonningshit - Tue, 01 May 2018 13:13:22 EST ID:9Z0lRcqx No.523784 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sup qq so I'm that guy with the pathological sexual insecurities/anxieties and social anxiety who was seeing the hot girl from tinder. Gonna vent about it this one last time sorry.... it was going well for almost a month and then she went on holiday to a certain Asian city state in the far east. Promise of sex when she got back was there. About a week after she left I got bad feeling when I was talking to her about an STD test, she talked as if she had no plans to see me despite us not talking directly about it. Later posts on facebook confirmed my suspicion.

When she got back, she didn't contact me despite always initiating conversation and inviting me over for sex. After a few days, I decided it was time to check, and asked her in the middle of the day. She responded 30 minutes later, saying she was seeing someone else (a local she met there) and wanted to 'see how it goes' with them. This was despite we were in a FWB arrangement where she said she absolutely would not want a relationship at this point in her life after a really bad breakup.

So the reason i'm venting is cos seeing her was pretty much my only human contact besides family, and it gave me a really nice place to stay in the town I wanna live in for 1-3 nights per week, a highly valuable asset. Plus, it actually went a very long way in destroying some of my long held insecurities that I'm terrible in bed and could never please a woman, or be accepted by one for the way I am. Now, it seems that effect has been reversed and I'm back to where I was. Why would she run off with the first guy who takes her fancy if I was satisfying her in bed? Why would she do that if she was happy having a sexual relationship with autist types? Was this predestined to happen very quickly from the beginning because she was objectively above my league? Does "I'm not ready for a relationship" really mean "you're not good enough for one"? etc etc

I feel pretty shit but I realise it was just a casual thing so I can't get too down about it. It's just... how do I maintain the optimistic feelings I got from this in the face of loss and seeming evidence that I'm not good enough to keep an attractive g…
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Ian Tootshit - Tue, 01 May 2018 17:44:15 EST ID:7oTdIRwW No.523789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>523784
Maybe she had more in common with the other guy, or maybe she saw in him something she lacked in herself and wanted to expand about that. He might be living closer or be getting along greatly with her parents, she might have felt that while she enjoyed your company you wouldn't be compatible as a couple.

There are hundred possible reasons, and it's impossible for us and for you to discern why it didn't work. You immediately go for explanations like "Am I too autistic, am I too ugly or didn't I perform good enough in bed". It might be like that, but when you look at all the possible factors you realize that the odds that exactly your appearance or sexual prowess is problematic is unlikely and sort of rude, not in a mean-spirited way, but in the way that you assume that she is shallow and only go after looks, not contemplating her inner thoughts, motivations and rich emotional life.

It's a disservice to yourself to obsess over "I'm the problem" when the factors at play are almost eternal. You say that she was an important asset and a great tool to overcome your own anxieties, so it doesn't seem like you had to strong romantic notions towards the relationship, so I'd recommend moving on with your life and try to take the lessons you learned from your encounters into the future.
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Jarvis Fingerwell - Tue, 01 May 2018 18:35:17 EST ID:Wbtk0bF7 No.523794 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mate this is one of those scenarios where you must not generalize. Her actions are her own, not every attractive woman's.

But anyway yeah of course she doesn't want to have a relationship with you. She was the sole redeeming feature in your life. You don't have any friends. You have crippling interpersonal issues. Not that she thought it. She might have just felt it.

But yeah she didn't necessarily lie to you. She was abroad having the time of her life and met a guy. She felt something. She didn't think, oh wait I have an autist at home that I told I wasn't looking for a relationship to. She just thought that she might give it a go with this guy she has chemistry with. It might seem inconsistent to you but it isn't.
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Jenny Fummerbare - Tue, 01 May 2018 22:37:04 EST ID:hjdKGFK5 No.523803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
he's better
go find another qt now that you're more confident, they will notice
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Thomas Branningforth - Wed, 02 May 2018 03:34:14 EST ID:tdcT9c4M No.523809 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Does "I'm not ready for a relationship" really mean "you're not good enough for one"? etc etc

No, you should take her at her word. She told you she didn't want to commit to you. I'm sure she enjoyed your company, but she warned you it was a casual relationship. It was only natural she would meet someone new on holiday. If you want a committed relationship, you should pursue women who feel the same, and believe them when they tell you otherwise.
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George Ballerworth - Wed, 02 May 2018 20:06:22 EST ID:yDKihQN5 No.523824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523789

I respect the intelligence displayed in this post.


Someday... by Fanny Soddleworth - Wed, 02 May 2018 18:02:09 EST ID:42wGzjUi No.523820 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'll fight in the Kumite, and make my father proud.


Conjured memories by Cyril Weshhood - Thu, 05 Apr 2018 05:14:16 EST ID:/pl3Lein No.523282 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm royally fucked.

I've been conjuring memories about someone now it seems for several months. Got in contact with the actual person in question, and she basically says there is no way any of the memories are correct (meeting her, talking in person etc.).

What the hell is going on with me? I have lost complete interest in everything in my life and obsessed over these memories, and now I find out they're all fake. I feel horrible. Does anyone know what's going on?

I'm so incredibly scared... I want to be healthy and happy, but I feel like there is nothing for me in this life, which is probably why I started daydreaming and making stuff up in the first place. What do I do? My mind is a mess and I'm not sure if I can go on living like this. The only light I had at the end of my tunnel has been extinguished.

Can someone say some magical supportive shit? It feels like I have ruined my entire life. Am I going to be like this forever?
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Martha Chirryson - Wed, 02 May 2018 18:29:38 EST ID:3A/9rSkO No.523823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523805
Younger than you are. Enjoy your looming mid-life crisis as you realize you pissed your life away on hating others like the rest of the millennials.
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Hedda Wimmerlitch - Wed, 02 May 2018 21:16:04 EST ID:3fCRWpsH No.523826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>523801
THOSE FILTHY MODERNITES

damn though OP report back. This is interesting and I wish you well!
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Augustus Soddlecocke - Thu, 03 May 2018 19:02:18 EST ID:3A/9rSkO No.523838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523826
>celebrating your own decay is a good thing
Only in 2018.
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Ian Pittridge - Thu, 03 May 2018 19:21:37 EST ID:fh5xuZgB No.523842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>523823
>hate young people
>hate older people
>hate people who hate people
Next level buttfrustration lol
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Augustus Soddlecocke - Thu, 03 May 2018 19:45:46 EST ID:3A/9rSkO No.523843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>523842
>I was just pretending to have an opinion


Given Up by David Cumblenene - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 21:00:12 EST ID:rxxDj+8t No.523490 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do you deal with the fact that you'll always be an unattractive black male with a broken family and no job prospects?

I'm 20 and feel like my life is falling apart. I literally failed my HS/secondary school exams here in Ireland. I went to a further education institute but that didn't go so well so ever since Dec 2017 I've been applying for jos. I've applied to 40 places so far and not a single response apart from 2 clothing shops that called me to do a retail test two weeks ago but I haven't heard back from them.

I see all my classmates IRL and on Facebook really enjoying their lives. I know people say ''don't compare yourself to others, it gets you nowhere'' but honestly, how can I not when nearly everyone has a girlfriend, has a minimum wage job that earns them money and more importantly, is white and attractive? I met one of my classmates that told me he passed with flying colours in his HS exams and is now going to do medicine. He earns €15 an hour on his freetime, has a girlfriend who is modelling in London, and goes to parties with his friends that have loads of heroin, coke, meth, ecstasy, ketamine every weekend. Meanwhile I'm here broke, have no skills, suicidal, only company are my shitty parents, and I literally can't do anything.

My only hobby is applying for jobs but I think I'm about to give up that as well as life itself. I drank about 1L of antifreeze (ethylene glycol) last week and am amazed I haven't died from renal failure.

Hope the thread isn't filled with ''suicide is selfish/cowards way out'', ''someone has it worse than you''. I've heard it all before but posted here because I imagined you guys would be more empathetic and open minded.
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Reuben Nettingman - Tue, 01 May 2018 16:48:46 EST ID:0q7FoTEm No.523788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523585
>getting laid is easy because rich celebrities do it
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Basil Hemmlehood - Tue, 01 May 2018 19:22:59 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523788

well yeah dude, dont you know anything? i mean all you need is a small loan from your daddy of a million dollars, how hard is that
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Charles Curryfoot - Tue, 01 May 2018 20:43:44 EST ID:4Kg1KBWy No.523799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I feel you mon. I have a couple points to make. Hopefully you come back to read them.

I'm 24 also. However I got the white privilege. But I also got lucky and found a job that hires literally anyone because it's kind of hard to do. So with that I would like to say, that there is a job out there somewhere for you, if there's a will there's a way. Even if it's a lower tier job. Or, even if it's a higher tier job, it's out there. But like anything good, it will take hard work to get it.

About being black. Where I live, I quite often see black guys riding around driving nice cars, so they're seemingly well off, from my observations. Can afford transportation, in other words they made it in some way. Some of them are probably drug dealers, sure. But I personally know, a neighbor of mine was a real upstanding black guy, he worked his way up at a restaurant chain and became a manager. Not saying to do that, although that is a suggestion, but it's still possible to make it. I noticed that you're posting from Europe so I'm hoping that it's not too different.

All of your friends sound like they're more upper class. And way lucky. Listen. Some people's lives are going to be just way easier than yours. You have to come to terms with the fact that you're going to have to work harder. So don't focus on their shit, focus on yours. You can compare all you want, but remember the time you spend comparing can instead be spent planning or making your situation better.

You're like me, we're both at the bottom, working our way up, scraping and clawing for anything. It ain't easy. I'm really thinking that you might have to realize that everyone around you is well off, and that's convincing you that you should be well off as well. But you weren't set up in life to be like that. It wasn't handed to you. You are a lump of coal. A diamond in the rough. A survivor.

>not a single response apart from 2 clothing shops that called me to do a retail test two weeks ago
I know this might sound different, but I am assuming you took those tests. Not sure if anyone has suggested to you, but what you do is you follow up. You either call…
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Charles Curryfoot - Tue, 01 May 2018 20:49:25 EST ID:4Kg1KBWy No.523800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523799
Oh, and also, don't worry about girls. They're overrated. Hopefully you find a "good" one, but of course they're in the minority.

I hope you discover the truth about women and romance one day. Love is made out to be some magical thing by the media and movies and books and stuff; it's fucking not. Love is entirely conditional and materialistic.

I just want you to consider that relationships are extremely overrated. Based on material and value. Of course you know the rich guy gets a lot of girls. It's a whole lot about money. That's how women are.

If you want to get pussy, lift weights and get big. Scientific studies on what women consider physically attractive, shows the objective truth. Look up "v taper"
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Barnaby Brommlemut - Wed, 02 May 2018 02:16:20 EST ID:fh5xuZgB No.523807 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>523800
incel confirmed


Bipolar disorder by Wesley Bunningnark - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 12:03:51 EST ID:L/ms1gom No.523759 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone in here fell in love/lived with a bipolar gf? What was it like?
Appreciate the answers.
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Jenny Bemmerworth - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 19:11:58 EST ID:Jz9T8qdt No.523768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is it anything like dating someone when you are bipolar? I feel like it's like dating a bipolar girl except there's no cute involved and the sexy doesn't excuse anything.

Goddamn I'm bipolar as fuck.
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Nicholas Lightbury - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 19:53:33 EST ID:glZ6cPk8 No.523770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523768
I think im bipolar and im dating a bipolar girl.
However i might just be a normal person? sometimes i feel depressed, sometimes i feel happy. and she might just be a normal woman? sometimes she cries about stupid shit, sometimes she wants to suck my cock 24/7 out of sheer love.
what even is bipolar? back then it was just called people
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Hedda Honeylock - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 21:08:37 EST ID:yDKihQN5 No.523775 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523759

Bi polar looks very different from person to person.

I’m bi polar and tbh I’d imagine it’s like dating anyone else for the most part. Maybe with the exception of mood swings that take me from chirpy impulsive extrovert to depressed reclusive introvert. During those times il just be a little quieter and maybe unhappy. It may be relatively unknown why.

I had a relationship for 3 years and with the exception of the occasional impulsive dumping (happened maybe once a year) it was fairly smooth. No arguments, no horrible things, no particularly sharp turns. I would just kinda dive bomb here and there and need someone to hug me.

Bi polar is mostly internal, it’s portrayed poorly because only the extremes are ever remembered. Idk dude, borderlines are the ones you need to be keeping watch for.
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Shit Meckletere - Tue, 01 May 2018 15:56:29 EST ID:3A/9rSkO No.523787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523770
The trouble with mood swings is that they feed into themselves, and if you're not good enough for whatever neurological tweak that allows you to bring yourself up when you're down (or conversely, bring yourself down when you're up), it deregulates fast. Think of it not as a series of episodes but a pendulum that has started to swing fast. In other words, it's structural: the only way to fix things is to take the reigns of the pendulum disk inside the clock. Humans aren't machines, but we all have our pendulums, and the pendulum is always at danger of running too fast.

We sane few have a delicate balance to walk on, you know.
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Frederick Chondlesane - Tue, 01 May 2018 19:11:04 EST ID:CtEX1hBv No.523796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523759
It was great for a time, she was very attached to me, sometimes very angry but never toward me, I was a kind of protector for her, she could be herself with me and loved me deeply. But we couldn't see each other enough because of shitty reasons, it became a long distance relationship and after a stronger bipolar episode than usual, her love completely faded away and she found someone else.
It lasted 8 years for me, it was a real emotional roller coaster but I don't regret one bit because that's how I expect from a relationship that matters.
They're crazy and not trust worthy. If you still want to bet everything on her, make sure to never leave her alone.


I keep fucking up my life by Edwin Niffingchud - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 17:20:36 EST ID:QkN9pOBF No.523577 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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First time poster here. Before I get started, I read some of the other threads on here and they made me feel a little better, I'm thankful I'm not addicted to heroin or anything. Not trying to gloat over any of y'all that are, I hope you all get the help you need.

That actually kind of ties into my issues: normally I try to stay positive but it's getting harder by the day. I'm 30 and I live with my parents. They're great and amazingly supportive but I'm living with them because I went back to school to get my teaching certificate. Basically put my life on hold for 2 1/2 years to do it and went into debt but I took the tests and got the sheet of paper. The problem is, I fucked up and got my cert in the field of PE and those openings don't come up very often.

Not too bad so far right? Well I figured while I looked for a full-time teaching job, I should try to find something to hold me over and pay bills (had to quit my last job because it conflicted with my student teaching). I wound up eventually getting on as a director for an after-school program in a lower income area. Legally I can't go into too much detail (confidentiality and all that) but some of these kiddos are in not so ideal settings outside of school. I really try my best to do right by them though and make the day as fun as possible.

So far so good right? Well I'm in there yesterday and the principal comes in and asks to speak with me. Apparently I've had several complaints filed against me that I was totally unaware of. I'm a little less than a month into this job and this Monday I'll have to face complaints that I can't even prepare for. My supervisor says they have my back and when I asked my coworkers if I'd said or done anything out of line, they were just as confused as I was but it's kind of terrifying because idk what I'm being accused of.

Did I mention my truck died shortly after I started working there and I had to get a new car? Haven't even put a payment on it and I may already be forced to resign from this job which will of course put me into even more debt.

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Ian Worthinghall - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 13:55:58 EST ID:HJRNf/XO No.523717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Teachers aren't allowed to say "shut up" to students now?

Don't resign over this, I'm pretty sure that's not a rule. And you didn't even say it!
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Jack Clayworth - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 23:53:22 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a friend of mine is a teacher at a k-12 private charter school and all of the parents are such huge cocksucking faggot retards who froth at the mouth when their precious children are not given A's for work they don't even turn in, that over 3/4 of the teaching staff are resigning in may. this includes its entire math and science department lol. i have heard innumerable anecdotal stories similar to this where countless teachers suffer from burnout because of the ape-like parents abusing and bullying them. not to mention the shitty brat kids.
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Cyril Claystock - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 14:01:48 EST ID:HJRNf/XO No.523762 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523727
have people not realized that that whole "build self esteem regardless of talent and effort" experiment didn't work? You can only praise kids when you know they tried hard.. otherwise you fuck them right up and they have to try to undo it as adults


I still can't believe you can't tell kids to shut up... kids need to shut up sometimes!
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Edward Clucklefield - Tue, 01 May 2018 18:02:56 EST ID:cRtpQnGk No.523790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here, I'm surprised this thread is still going! It was only like 2 weeks ago but I feel like it was forever.

Yes, >>523660 I was 5000% sure it was better for my career long-term than to try to fight this. I have my teaching cert but I was working for an after school program in the school so I didn't have nearly the protections a contracted teacher would have had. Also it was my word against a contracted teacher that had been there a while. No witnesses or at least no reliable ones (kindergarteners are probably the easiest witnesses to lead possible).

But yeah I just got hired at a new job today. Pay is comparable to a starting teacher and it'll allow me to still look for a teaching job instead of taking bullshit ones like the one I just left. I get what y'all are saying but trying to fight out from under this with less than a month left in the school year would have been a tremendous waste of time, money, and energy. My own supervisor didn't believe me towards the end so it's kind of one of those situations where you have to cut your losses.

I can't stress enough though as to how much more money I'm about to make with less headaches. Sure teaching is the goal, but I wasn't really even teaching at this thing, more of a glorified babysitter tbh. I can study for additional certs and cherry pick a job that I actually want instead of just the first one that comes my way which is exactly what happened with this one.

>>523727
That's a whole other tangent I can go off on. That's starting to be the way public schools are heading: parents with unrealistic expectations both of their child and the teachers. Personally I think that better parenting would solve like 90% of societal problems BUT the system is gamed especially against lower income parents to have them working multiple jobs and keeping them away from their kids more hours of the day than they're together.
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Basil Hemmlehood - Tue, 01 May 2018 18:50:27 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523790

with each year that passes the movie Idiocracy becomes less funny and more terrifying


Run over by a B-1 Lancer, not sure what to do by Oliver Clabblegold - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 15:17:54 EST ID:7yJllkYV No.523719 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Posting from hospital right now, unsure about what my legal position is. I was parked next to an airbase after receiving a parcel full of my err..custom porn, made just for me and not sent over the internet to avoid scandal. Anyway, my guy dropped it off, and I decided I couldn't wait to get it open so I just opened it in the car, but I forgot to put the window up, so a gust of wind blew the pictures out the window and onto the grass. I got out to chase down the pictures, but I couldn't catch them and then some of them ended up on the runway just as a Lancer was landing. I thought I had time so I tried in vain to grab all of them as they kept blowing around, but then before I knew it the damn Lancer went over blew me off to the side and just missed running over my leg. Well, I was hit by the lancer, it didn't really go over me. It threw me right across the runway onto the grass, and it broke my leg rather than crush it.

Now I'm in a predicament, because the porn I like is now in the hands of the cops, and all the air force cops saw it and apparently were laughing about it. I don't know what I could be charged with yet though, I've just got up and the cops are coming to interview me later. So far it's just really embarrassing.
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Fanny Claddlebat - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 11:52:44 EST ID:LYivq+qk No.523735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523734

Problem is weighing my embarrassment against the potential monetary gain. I really don't want this in the papers, but then the idea of a million bucks is enticing. Thing is, I don't even know if I would win. I mean we're talking about the suing the air force here. I'm pretty sure they have a very good legal team.
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Martha Pullywater - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 20:25:28 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523734

>a servicemember trying to sue the military which owns them

doesnt work like that lol in the military you are property.
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Esther Clorringstock - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 20:52:41 EST ID:UGWKazs4 No.523749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is likely a troll thread.
I think OP wants to paint us a picture of him running around trying to grab up pictures of kiddie porn while he gets hit by a jet.
Not like mister CP courier would use a USB memory drive, clearly printing hard copies is much more convenient and less suspicious to said courier.
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Lydia Peddleford - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 05:34:23 EST ID:jkNJpdVH No.523753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523747

I didn't say I was in the military.
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Martin Snodshit - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 22:24:40 EST ID:/v/fnY4O No.523776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fuck your degenerate ass and your broken ass leg


trying to fuck mom's friend by Eliza Sunnerchad - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 06:30:11 EST ID:26NpYx+j No.523730 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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on a recent occasion when I visited my mom her friend was there, she looked really sexy and was giving me eyes the whole time, now shes added me on fb and i accepted but im bad at talking to girls in normal circumstances online let alone this situation but I want to fuck her so badly, any thoughts on how to initiate this would be apppreciated

thanks
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Nell Drummerpetch - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 14:10:01 EST ID:26NpYx+j No.523763 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523748
tbh i wouldnt mind but i kind of wonder what the dynamic would be like if my mom found out, like i know with men if you fucked a guys daughter he wouldnt be your friend anymore and probably punch you but women have different attitudes, like I'm wondering now would they be hostile or would my mom be proud of me for bagging a cougar or what?
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John Gadgecocke - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 17:12:46 EST ID:66+ragAg No.523764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How old are you and how old is this milf?

I find most older women there's a threshold of when you're 25 is when they're into you, but that depends entirely on their age.

TBH i'd like to fuck a 50+ year old, but that's because i'm kind of fucked in the head. I've had sex with a 40 odd year old as a 26 year old. It was eh, ok I guess. I kind of bigged it up in my head a little, but the naughtiness of it all kind of faded once I did it.
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Graham Bredgemedging - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 20:33:03 EST ID:26NpYx+j No.523772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523764
im 23 but i had a 2 year opiate addiction that really aged my facial features and combined with recently starting weightlifting again I look a lot older than I am, maybe like 26-27
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Rebecca Drandleworth - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 20:44:55 EST ID:66+ragAg No.523773 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523772
And the milf? What's her age. Hard to gauge anything here.

Have you ever experienced older women before?
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Graham Bredgemedging - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 21:04:24 EST ID:26NpYx+j No.523774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523773
late 40s early 50s judging from her looks
also quick update i just sent her a casual message saying hey was nice to see you hope you and the kids are okay sort of deal to open convo & nah not really fucked a girl who was like 22 when I was 18 but i dont think that really countd


Power vs freedom by Doris Goddleforth - Wed, 25 Apr 2018 01:15:08 EST ID:CThT4RmW No.523605 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>be me
>22 yrs old "white" male Arizona
>mom was overweight depserate nurse mid 20's, father was sheltered marine corps man mid 30's
>parents divorce when three, leaving me and 1 year old bro with mother, dad gets everyother weekend/holidays
>as a result of dual parentahip, blackpilled at 5 years old due to queationing why my fam is fucked up and dad tellin me that jeaus is like santa clause for adults
>"normal" until 5th grade, mom marries new on and off bf w kids gets new house in expensive burbs
>make friends w "rich" unsupervised stoner kids
>turn complete degenerate by freshman year of HS
>mom divorces again, lose new siblings, move was for nothing
> overweight dude weed lmao stoner band nerd aesthetic w a light dose of blue pill
>senior year of hs lose virginity to the band slut, cheated on, become redpilled af looking back on psych experiences and family history
>lose weight look good go to college for stem and business
>still dude weed lmao cuz MJ only thing that loves me
>drop out, become landscaper for 2 years trying to reenact hs if i actually looked good and was confident hang w the boys alot... enlist USAF cuz tired of losing at life, wreck brand new ninja 650r motorcycle in a parking lot. Have to wait 2 years to enlist due to surgery
>move out to the dirty T with best friend who already 2 years into a degree down there.
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Rebecca Chamblecherk - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 16:17:44 EST ID:/v/fnY4O No.523721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523670
Ya, uses a shitload of weird lingo and talks generally like a retard. Not really sure what his problem is besides that
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Jack Clayworth - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 23:25:33 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wow op you really sound like a spoiled useless faggot. maybe work on changing that.
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Augustus Darthall - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 11:54:01 EST ID:Q2tPrg0p No.523736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go back to the future faggot.
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Sophie Nidgeseck - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 02:57:41 EST ID:42wGzjUi No.523752 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>523605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzoMzWkT0D0
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John Gadgecocke - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 17:28:55 EST ID:66+ragAg No.523766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You're squandering your youth by falling prey to internet tribalism.

I recommend a heroic dose of magic mushrooms to cleanse your ego, followed by reading some books, starting with Huxley.

But seriously, aint nobody taking you seriously talking like that


I've come to terms that I am a Sex Addict by Eliza Corryfuck - Thu, 26 Apr 2018 23:43:53 EST ID:KeCp8W3P No.523641 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is the first time I've ever opened up about this, to give a little background I'm a freelance photographer, 22 yo Male.

I've always had lust for the female body, ever since I started watching porn. It's gotten to the point where I've paid my female friends to model for me to help with "projects" for my portfolio, often having them dress in lingerie, bikinis, other things of that nature. This has been going on for the past year or so and I've probably spent over $1000 in cash on these photoshoots. I've also paid an old friend of mine to jack me off in her dorm room, wait it gets worse.

I have a girlfriend of over a year who doesn't know about my addiction. I'm constantly texting other girls in my phone asking to hang out or at least get pictures out of them, most of the time I'm successful. I've tried no fap to try to curve my masturbation issue (I masturbate daily) but after about two weeks I gave in to one of the pictures I've taken of my friends.

I've been wanting to make this thread for quite a while now and Im asking for any suggestions on how to stop this, I want what's best for me financially, what's best for me and my relationship with my girlfriend, and what's best for my mental health, I just want to be healthy again
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Edward Bronnersidge - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 19:47:49 EST ID:3A/9rSkO No.523679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>523666
>it's another armchair "EVERYTHING IS OXYTOCIN MAANN" creature fetishist who doesn't realize the brain is a complex organ with multiple different processes involved in addiction and the reinforcement thereof
Please make it stop mommy. I want the Wikipedia generation to stop.
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Matilda Greencocke - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 12:19:50 EST ID:dFnBHUUb No.523737 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523679
youve said nothing other, you know nothing about neuroplasticity obviously
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Betsy Pinningshaw - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 12:32:40 EST ID:3A/9rSkO No.523738 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>523737
>like, neuroplasticity man!!! I WIKIPEDIA'D WHAT BDNF IS LOL LIVESTRONG TELLS ME I'M SPECIAL XD
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Esther Dremblechork - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 15:00:12 EST ID:fh5xuZgB No.523740 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>523737
uh oh look out boys, this guys spends his days browsing 420chan because he already made all the money he needs with his doctorate in neuroscience
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Henry Nicklefield - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 16:19:21 EST ID:knctO3Zh No.523741 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you guys are faggots


powerful sense of dread by Martin Clinnerfick - Wed, 25 Apr 2018 16:58:12 EST ID:lTlzyq9x No.523618 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm a highly sensitive, overly empathic tranny on girl pills that make my emotions even worse.
Now, this is really fucking annoying to live my life as.

For one, I get sucked into other peoples sadness as if it were my own; I will obsess over it, sometimes even to the point of almost feeling it as my own sadness tears included, and it's extremely stupid and embarassing, a s most people don't expect you to be like that when they tell you something sad that happened to them, and i just weird people out.

On the other hand, I'm also a very jealous person, and, considering i'm a tranny, this is really annoying as I get jealous of women constantly and get angry and frustrated over it. I get angry at myself for not trying enough. If I hear my neighbors having normal non-mentally ill people sex, I get frustrated too as I wish I didn't want to cut my dick off

I also have this habit of subconsciously copying other peoples interests, like favourite movies, series, how they talk, etc, weirding them out even more.

feels weird man
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Betsy Greenwater - Thu, 26 Apr 2018 15:09:24 EST ID:42wGzjUi No.523635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Girl pills
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Wesley Puffinggold - Thu, 26 Apr 2018 18:30:04 EST ID:3A/9rSkO No.523637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>For one, I get sucked into other peoples sadness as if it were my own; I will obsess over it, sometimes even to the point of almost feeling it as my own sadness tears included, and it's extremely stupid and embarassing,

This is just part of being a human being. Suffering is a constant. Be happier you haven't detuned, because that is a worse feeling by far.

>On the other hand, I'm also a very jealous person, and, considering i'm a tranny, this is really annoying as I get jealous of women constantly and get angry and frustrated over it. I get angry at myself for not trying enough. If I hear my neighbors having normal non-mentally ill people sex, I get frustrated too

This is also pretty normal.

>I also have this habit of subconsciously copying other peoples interests, like favourite movies, series, how they tal

If you didn't mention you were a tranny multiple times or included the 'i cut my dick off' part, I wouldn't have known. By and large these are all normalfag problems that everyone has to work out to their own degree, and I don't believe dick has dick to do with it if you feel me. There's nothing wrong with expressing empathy, or learning interests from other people, or feeling envious because you're lonely. You just need to learn some mindfulness, which, again, is pretty common as an issue. Do you have difficulties opening up to your therapist or something? I feel like these are issues that get covered early on in the treatment process.
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Eugene Billywurk - Thu, 26 Apr 2018 21:39:11 EST ID:m19TYEQf No.523640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523618
Who'd have thought that fucking with your hormones might make even more unstable.
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Polly Pablingshaw - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 14:30:00 EST ID:HyExONGu No.523671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523637
This guy says what I was thinking.

OP the thing to think about is not the extent of your problems but the extent of your ability to solve them. What would make you happier? Life is imperfect and you have to do what works best for you. Not what SHOULD be best but what IS best. What makes you happiest and long run, not just the short term easy way either.

Which of these problems can you solve? Which do you just need to learn to obsess over less? As Wesley said, mindfulness and learning to cope with normal emotions is what you need. I suspect the stress of your transitioning or whatever are making every day problems harder to cope with but you've got to sit and think not "But other people don't suffer these issues" because that doesn't help you, but what you can do now.
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Basil Dellychock - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 07:10:23 EST ID:2cRqUGEL No.523731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523618
Are you in your first year or so of transition? If so yeah it'll all balance out eventually.

Emotions are normal. TBH I had that before transition and titty skittles only made it increase, but basic empathy goes a long way into forming friendships and not being a brick wall weirdo once you get to grips with it.

Jealousy is a natural part of the human condition. How do you think cis girls feel whenever they see someone gorgeous walk down the street or see pictures of airbrushed models in every magazine and advert selling beauty products? The jealousy of cis girls will for the most part pass. Not saying it'll be gone, but eh, you slowly learn to make do with what you look like even if you're not happy with it.

Copying people's interests is fairly normal, moreso if you're on the autism spectrum I think. It's clear you wanna connect with people but don't quite understand how. As long as you also have your own hobbies and interests then it's how you convey the copied movements. It's perfectly normal for close friends to share so much in mannerisms and habits, but I guess just for people you know it might feel a bit too intimate at first, so just try to tone it down a little.

It's easier said than done, but quit overthinking and try to develop yourself how YOU want to be seen, instead of hoping to rely on other's perceptions on how they see you.


I fucked up halp pls by Lydia Greenworth - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 05:54:56 EST ID:wV/Xzi2U No.523649 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>February I had a hooker over we did drugs and fucked
>She robbed my bank card and took out over $1000
>I pressed charges but left out the drugs and hooker part
>Two months pass, cops keep calling me every week but I'm too scared to answer the phone. Last time I answered about two weeks ago they said they were viewing some camera footage of hooker using my card.
>I get high a week ago and message hooker basically saying let's call it a truce, can we bang because I'm too high
>Cops continue trying to reach me but whenever I call back the investigating officer is out of the office or had to take a more high priority case

How fucked am I legally? I'm leaving the country for two weeks in a few days then I'm moving out of where I live to another city for a month then I have a permanent flight booked out of my home country permanently. What should I do now? Lawyer up? Seems too late for that now. Should I change my phone number? IDK what to do guys. The bank gave me my money back but I'm sketching out hard because I know the police are gonna find the hooker arrest them if they haven't already and the hooker is gonna try and nuke me as well. I've been too scared to leave my house lately everytime I hear a siren I think fuck this is it they've come to throw me in jail.
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Hedda Bradgehot - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 09:33:56 EST ID:JWUlcM+k No.523705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523704
Then what exactly are you worried about?
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Wesley Pebblefon - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 09:47:18 EST ID:wV/Xzi2U No.523706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523705
Police find the hooker who robbed me. Hooker goes to jail for breaking probation. Gets pissed rats out the prostitution and drugs aspect or makes up other shit to get me dragged down too.
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Hedda Bradgehot - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 09:55:45 EST ID:JWUlcM+k No.523707 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523706
"I don't know what the hell she's talking about, officer"

Case closed, take 'em away boys.
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Hedda Bradgehot - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 10:12:14 EST ID:JWUlcM+k No.523708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523706
Also where is the picture from your OP from?
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Aranciata Rossa - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 11:26:38 EST ID:yDKihQN5 No.523709 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>523708

misc episode of lockup/lockdown/inside penitentiary etc

usual shit


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