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anybody else a fucking loser? by Henry Blommleforth - Thu, 02 Nov 2017 23:48:05 EST ID:O1saLBUb No.519791 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anybody else a fucking loser?
>skinny fat, want to be in good shape
>$12 an hour shipping and receiving job, got it today
>serial job hop, on my 6th job this year because I get jobs just to escape where im working and its always just as bad if not worse, or just doesnt pay
>can't stop raving, quit way way way back on drugs though despite rolling last week, nothing like i used to, love bassnectar shows
>live in shitty apartment under business in shit ass town
>weird connection to the town i grew up in where everybody is a fucking townie loser
>my grandma always shows me pics of old friends i grew up with hanging out at local bars and wonders why im not like them, it bothers the fucking shit out of me
>want to get an apprenticeship, can't find one
>want to become a jacked up bro, too lazy, dont have the money to eat, not disciplined for shit
>want to learn music theory, cant hold attention span
>when im off and not at shows i sit in my underwear and play diablo 2 and watch joe rogan all day
>~30k in debt (thats an exaggeration, probly closer to 20)
>Cars a broke ass pos, driving my parents spare car, getting my car fixed soon
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Jack Sollyway - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 19:17:46 EST ID:oXo9Ddud No.520159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I wanna be a jacked bro going to bars with a nice car

Even your desires are lame.

It's all a mentality thing. You've been conditioned to suck because you look up to jackasses.
Augustus Brallerville - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 00:26:50 EST ID:78HqkL9Z No.520169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is going to sound ridiculous on this website but qq is a sincere place so this is what I think will help you.

I want to be better than I am, I have wanted to be for a long time, I didn't understand why I couldn't make myself do the things I needed to do to get me where I wanted to be. I was pissed off about it in a weird way because I was the one at fault.

Quit smoking and doing other things. I used to enjoy smoking daily, I think I can still go to work in the day and learn things, I don't think it's wrong. But truthfully even though could, I actually won't, so don't. My motivation and self discipline coincidentally decided to return when I gave it up.

I could masturbate and still go talk to girls, I could, but actually I won't, so I don't. Now I for this disputable reason i indisputably happen to be much more confident and in the last year and a half my lifetime count jumped from 2 to 10.

I could do my same workout routine even if I didn't give up cigarettes, but actually I won't, so I don't smoke cigarettes.

Am I right? Not necessarily, but if your priorities actually line up with what you say you want then you'll both make the changes and feel good about the decisions you made. Moreover, I think if you don't actually live in a way that's in line with what you say you want, and you don't feel bad about it, that suggests that those things you say you want aren't actually your priorities. Good luck to you.
Henry Gittingfoot - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 01:30:06 EST ID:qnpf4h+M No.520172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wait I don't understand this. I'm struggling with the same thing. Could you elaborate?
William Durringtit - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 02:30:18 EST ID:/0UqJTl7 No.520174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What I mean is that even though it's possible to have vices and still succeed in bettering yourself, it just doesn't happen. Do your vices directly cause your failure? Maybe. Does giving up your vices directly cause your success? I don't think it works like that either. However, They're related, that's for sure.
Hannah Pedgeshit - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 12:49:50 EST ID:3W9wFkmT No.520195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i fucking hate joe rogan, that's your problem right there. stop watching joe rogan, he's such a moron

help me break this off by Emma Clayham - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 00:20:53 EST ID:qnpf4h+M No.520055 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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please help me end this casual relationship. i'm 25, she's 28. we met on okcupid, we've hung out twice in two weeks and had sex. this girl is not very attractive, verging on but not quite "okay", but she had big biiiig boobs and i was horny. the most unattractive thing about her though is that she is beginning to emotionally invest in me. i hope it's not true, but i think it is. i think she's depressed, maybe i'm something of a interesting event in her otherwise work grinding life. again, i hope i'm wrong, but i don't think i am. i didn't want to hurt her, i was just really horny, and we were talking a bunch about life and stuff. if i was her, i'd want to know, but there's a part of me that wants to be shitty and ignore it and hope it goes away. i don't want to see her again. but i hate ripping the bandaid off. she's clinging. it feels gross. i don't want to subject myself to it but i know she's in pain. i don't want to take on her shitty energy. i have enough problems

i'm gonna relay a bit of our convo lately.
>Good luck on your paper
>Thanks, have fun with your sister
>Hey, are you free sometime this week?
>Nope, school's back on for now
>her: You did say you had class monday to thursday. sorry i must have forgot
>her: well next time we spend time together, we need to have a curfew so you can get your work done
>her: I passed my exams! yay!
>me: lol well that must be a relief. congrats
>her: i've been happy dancing all day
>her: i'm off tomorrow and feel like celebrating. are you available after class tomorrow?

i want to send her the following
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Henry Gittingfoot - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 20:53:36 EST ID:qnpf4h+M No.520161 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you are mistaken, my bernie sanders supporting young friend. what you are doing is living in a conceptual world that was created for you; thusly you have assumed me to be something that was preconceived by you and the media you consume
Jack Sollyway - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 21:21:14 EST ID:oXo9Ddud No.520162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Really? Because you seem pretty knee deep in politics.

You're rockin' a beard most likely to hide your insecurities.

And you're telling me you don't drink? Comeon, Henry, fess up.
Henry Gittingfoot - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 21:42:40 EST ID:qnpf4h+M No.520164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
youre angry and wrong
Jack Sollyway - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 22:35:42 EST ID:oXo9Ddud No.520166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Liar. I'd expect as much from a political junkie.
Henry Gittingfoot - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 22:48:42 EST ID:qnpf4h+M No.520167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no. go away

It's so eeeasy not to try by Betsy Dinnerbury - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 08:20:22 EST ID:msgauNWX No.520147 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Let the world go drifting byyy
If you never say hellooo
You won't have to say goodbyeee

It's so easy not to tryyy
Never stay around to cryyy
Move along when troubles come
Like a mindless butterflyyy

For what good is it to LOOOVE
When the loving always ends
Travel on the road that's straight
Not the one with hills and beeends

It's so easy not to tryyy
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Started to hate children by Intricate Urology - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 03:21:33 EST ID:uDCgIcJL No.520066 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been working as a pediatrician for 5 years and enjoyed my job
but burned out at some point
due to too inhumane working-hours and not enough time to relax.

Then my parents got badly injured in a car-crash, both got bedridden and unfortunately died maybe a month later due to complications in their spines and internal organs.

I was devastated. Couldn't work anymore and needed 3 years to somehow recover.
I quit my nursery job because it took its toll on me
and tried to get a foot into IT-tech, but had zero luck.

At some point I got a call from a state-funded youth-office and they've been looking for social workers.
A good friend of mine suggested me!

So, yeah.
It started really great.
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Hugh Clibberson - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 08:20:54 EST ID:dJGuoqo1 No.520127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You need to take time out, work in a different sector for a while. I don't know where you are but in my country social workers are often on rotas, so at least a few months of the year they can do desk jobs and de-stress. They also get free counselling. This is what you deserve, but you aren't getting it, so find a way to provide yourself with it. Find a way to get a few months away, or even a year, that will allow you to go back again when you are rested.

I think that if you had the support you needed you would be okay, this is all your employer's fault, not the job, not the kids.
Wesley Pemmlestock - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 08:41:38 EST ID:w1xq6GLK No.520128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What reason do you even have for posting this? He said he was a pediatrician for 5 years and quit. He was probably a pediatrician for 5 years then quit. You sound bitter as fuck.

OP you sound like you’ve legitimately had a bad life for a while now. I don’t have much good advice because those problems are so heavy. I will say I hate kids too. I was a teacher for several years and it was similar. The administration and staff were pretty frustrating to work with and the kids were just horrible. At its core it felt like a sales job except the customers were only there because their parents made them go. And children are unbelievably cruel to each other.
Walter Fuckingshaw - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 16:11:29 EST ID:UIGxwzNr No.520132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're burnt out. For the love of god quit your job.
Additional Bugs - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 05:25:49 EST ID:MvqmKnOi No.520139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dude, you could be me!

I started to hate my job nearly 6 years in, and I still don't know how I managed to cew through these fucking 6 years!

Same game: Administration, Teachers and superiors didn't give any fuck,
promised me to transfer me to a better job (social-worker for children with disabilities!) and it got worse every day.

I seriously burnt out
it started with shaky hands every time I went to work, migraine and stomach-pain,
went to the doc and pulled the emergency brakes.

Got sick-pay for two months now and I am using the time to find another job.

NO job is worth getting your brain fried for!
Hedda Muckledock - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 08:42:36 EST ID:4lkoUUtn No.520176 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Doctors who work in research get paid well and have better schedules and less one on one patient involvement. The idea is to remain cold and clinical.

Yojimbo by Ernest Fossleshaw - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 03:20:33 EST ID:Uq1BbSqM No.520028 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Many of you are pretending like I was dead, but the truth is that I've been married and moved to Australia.
Now I'm a daddy of 2 kids, and my life is great. So eat my shit haters
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Graham Bangerkadge - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 17:21:01 EST ID:La64au5G No.520111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>no trip
>magically isnt a fatass living in moms basement in ireland anymore
>had two kids in the span of 3years
>cant even fill in the blank to the phrase he coined himself
>gets the country he lived in wrong.

checkmate son imposter confirmed
Martin Mebberlot - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 23:11:26 EST ID:BoXXADnx No.520120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You've embarrassed yourself more than the OP tbh.
John Pullerway - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 03:59:58 EST ID:Hx/5rY4q No.520122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my nigra plz i dont give a fuck what idiots on an anonymous imageboard think.

i just dont feel people should disrespect an old friend.
Emma Bocklelore - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 21:59:26 EST ID:37djlT33 No.520136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The ruse is up no ones buying your bullshit


Betsy Smalldock - Tue, 28 Nov 2017 20:40:24 EST ID:3f3vk1ax No.520364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dead men's words hold no meaning.

Girlfriend steals my sperm by Ebenezer Sandlenodging - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 00:47:13 EST ID:84x/yQdu No.520057 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I have this pet project where I keep cumming to a jar and keep it in the refridgerator. I share my apartment with my girlfriend, and she knows better than to touch the jar, but lately I have noticed that the amount of sperm in the jar has stagnated, even though I keep cumming in it as much as ever. I don't want to call her a thief, but there is really no other suspects than her, allthough my mom has spare key to our apartment but that is a possibility which I dont want to entertain right now.

Question is, how do I approach my girlfriend with this query?
Yojimbo - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 18:21:32 EST ID:+UZ7DPH3 No.520085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ahh, my eyes! Fuck, everything got more retarded then were back 4-years ago...
Fucking Wonkinteck - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 06:50:54 EST ID:Qa5TrN+U No.520103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How about a spaghetti dinner? There is a Chinese story about a prisoner that collected pieces of wire he found on the floor and kept them in a jar. When the jar was full and he wanted some other way to pass the time one day he decided to break the jar open and count the pieces. When he broke the jar open he cried because all the pieces had become one big tangled clump he could not beak apart. Have you considered that your sperm might be compacting and solidifying?
Hugh Clibberson - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 19:43:15 EST ID:dJGuoqo1 No.520114 Ignore Report Quick Reply


Hide the remote. Accuse her of stealing it. When she denies it, bring up the sperm. She will confess to this lesser offence if she is guilty, because no one wants to be accused of stealing a remote. It will work. 200% guaranteed
Cyril Farringbanks - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 09:54:09 EST ID:qnpf4h+M No.520129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the only option is to eat all of the sperm yourself before your girlfriend does

How does someone get raped so many times andhow cna it be prevented by Matilda Gurringshaw - Sat, 04 Nov 2017 17:18:10 EST ID:LPstuck1 No.519819 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I know this one girl who's supposedly been raped many times as she describes; but never reports it.
>supposedly raped by a gang in the woods at 9
>raped by two men in psyche ward at 15
>raped by trucker while she off her meds and lived in the woods naked for three weeks
>raped by dude on lsd at 21
supposedly messed up her bone structure and she is in constant pain
>forced to have sex with drug lord at 25 for a place to stay
>had sex with disgusting chinese store owner at 27 for a place to stay

How is this possible and do you think she is lying?

Also she has schizophrenia, and posttraumatic stress disorder.
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Ebenezer Dammermock - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 03:41:26 EST ID:LPstuck1 No.519961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I did for 6 years, but they ambushed me last year and insisted.
Said it was because she felt safe with me............

Other than that idk, I feel like if I met her earlier in life, I could prevented alof bad shit from happening to her. Idk man feel bad.
Walter Wedgestock - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 23:21:32 EST ID:Gz+TYri8 No.520051 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Honest question. How do you walk around when you are filled with so much bullshit? I can smell the stench through the screen.
Charlotte Murdhall - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 19:45:50 EST ID:viaB/bNq No.520089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well I have conversations with people from different walks of life all the time for my job. So I just have been exposed to a lot more bullshit. I'm leaving in 15 minutes to see a lady that is psychotic and pissed herself.

What about you? Why are you full of shit?
James Grandhall - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 08:36:06 EST ID:wg/43xhN No.520104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP you gotta stop making threads about this chick

this is like the 4th time

either bang her or don't
Fuck Burringsock - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 04:14:49 EST ID:LPstuck1 No.520123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have in the past, this was before she told me of her schizophrenia.
It's just that her life is the most maddening and eventful I have witnessed.

Reality check! by Lillian Bettingman - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:12:33 EST ID:0nygACw3 No.520019 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Bipolar here.

If it wasn't for weed, excercise, medication and/or mania and weird beliefs I would commit suicide in a second.

I am beyond embarassed by my life.
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Alice Sonkinford - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:03:29 EST ID:F6BBbLXR No.520022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Caroline Dartspear - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 22:16:10 EST ID:c7k1hDPc No.520023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It makes sense that you need exercise to maintain. Its one of those things I only appreciate when I haven't had any in a while.
Rebecca Handletut - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 09:54:21 EST ID:kAEKpfyQ No.520040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Honestly I don't know if I can handle the bottoms sober I feel good like I've been to the bottom enough times that I'm not scared of it anymore, but only with weed. If the government takes my weed I honestly don't know how it will go for me. I basically just stop eating entirely and stop moving and become like some sort of half man, half slug creature. Part of the reason I'm moving out west is to get legal weed. I don't look forward to mania anymore though because I always say and do things that I regret and that bring me shame and make it hard for me to face people while depressed without insane anxiety. I hate that it's the only time I ever interact with people anymore. I just go into a cycle of having to use drugs or be manic to feel comfortable interacting with people, then coming down and having intense anxiety about how open I was and retreating into isolation and depression.

I just want to be stable in mild depression. That is my new goal. I want to not be a little bitch and be controlled by my fears while depressed and not go out of control. Luckily I've never been manic while not on antidepressants so I think if I stay away from the antidepressants I'll be able to achieve this.
Rebecca Pammleled - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 08:59:02 EST ID:HjyK/1MH No.520105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't look forward to mania but it makes me not suicidal.

It just makes me think I already committed suicide and am in the afterlife.

Oh and I go literally bear-spirit angry berserk mode.

OP here btw.

The one thing I hate most is all the edgelords and regular people telling me I don't need meds even though they have never seen me crazy or whatever. It's like the reason I don't seem to need it is because I have it. The stigma against taking meds is the dumbest shit ever.
Fanny Hammerbork - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 07:06:12 EST ID:6OmeeR23 No.520126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think the problem is that a lot of people are dumb about meds in a lot of ways. A bit off topic, but I think I know why a lot of people do that. Remember you're dealing with limited humans bombarded by all sorts of bullshit trying to make sense and they'll often simplify and I can understand how much this shit would annoy you... BUT I think you should try to understand that they mean well, a lot of the time they're just out their depth.

Meds are definitely beneficial for a whole bunch of people but for some illnesses (which manic depression is not one) they're often over prescribed when the depression is the symptom of thought and behavior patterns rather than a brain biochemistry problem. In these cases the right meds can do help you hold it together long enough to get your life on track even then however. But a lot of people know several people who've been prescribed meds long term for something they need therapy and life changes for and watched their lives and mental and physical health get worse instead of better. I've seen it a lot. One of my friends eventually found meds that worked for him but even then it was only because he changed how he looks at life that he's gotten over it.

Anyway a lot of people are too stupid to realise mental illness takes a range of varieties and forms with a variety of causes. So they either blindly pop pills or they decry all medicine as blindly popping pills. No one really explains what prescription medicine really means either. That it means it's not safe enough to be OTC but when a doctor, who is a human with human judgment, decides based on their experience in the hugely complicated sphere of medicine that the benefits outweigh the risks and harm that they issue a prescription for a medicine. That they are making the best guess as someone who is better qualified than most but they can get it wrong sometimes and that doesn't mean they're always wrong. That prescription medicine is not supposed to be harmless or considered it because it'd be OTC and that there's always a judgement made by a human. That the human will get it wrong doesn't mean they know better than most people. People just have to…
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Nightmares by Henry Pettingway - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 08:35:16 EST ID:juEZBKSh No.520037 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Got terrible nightmares 3-5 times a week from PTSD, any ideas for reducing these nightmares? They are they type that's hyper-realistic and wake me up at 4am
Rebecca Handletut - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 09:32:12 EST ID:kAEKpfyQ No.520038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have you tried smoking indica weed before bed?
Henry Pettingway - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 10:08:01 EST ID:juEZBKSh No.520041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's kinda the problem, that works 100% but I can't afford/get weed all of the time. Kinda a bandaid fix.
Charles Brookson - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 22:18:43 EST ID:jPpWgI0N No.520046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your only hope besides dangerous or expensive drugs, is to research lucid dreaming and meditation. Lucid dreaming is real, i've done it. You can realize you're dreaming while you're dreaming, and if you do, you can control it. I used to be raped by demon spider beasts every night as a kid. And I'd be ripped apart and eaten by velociraptors. Every fucking night. I could feel it too. Hurts a lot, being ripped apart.

So finally one night, while dreaming, I realized it's a dream. I was fearful, raptors were "out there" around the house, I knew...somehow. I knew there were dinosaurs ready to eat me and they knew I was in there and they were hunting me...as far as my senses were telling me. So then I thought
>Wait a minute...raptors? Dinosaurs? Why have I never heard of this before? Why is this not fitting in to what I know as reality? Why does this make sense?
>It doesn't make sense? It...it DOESN'T make sense...It's not real...this is a dream? This is a dream???
>Raptor walks around from corner, it sees me.
>Oh god. Oh jesus. Why oh god no. NO. NO! PLEASE GOD NO! OH MY GOD NO!
>If it's real...I can't do anything...I thought with tears and wet pants
>If it's a dream...if it's a dream at least I won't have to SUFFER THE RIPPING
>I mustered up all of my will, and closed my eyes, and held my breath, and just...it's a body sensation and emotional sensation I don't think we have a word for in english

I opened my eyes and the raptor was gone. And after making it disappear, I could do anything I wanted. I manifested objects, environments, characters, people. Anything I wanted. I could fly.

I did fucked up shit though in my dreams when I realized I was all powerful and eventually I lost the ability to do it. Even if I realized I was dreaming I'd just wake up. No more powers. No more control.
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Beatrice Gobberspear - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 06:19:58 EST ID:Svgtf+UD No.520101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have you heard anything about EMDR therapy? It's supposed to reduce symptoms from PTSD or just general trauma like child abuse. It's worth a shot since it claims to do permanent change.
Beatrice Brobberpit - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 06:27:44 EST ID:xlhndTdQ No.520102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Any time I realize I'm dreaming and go lucid, I immediately conjure up a celebrity and rape them. I usually go with Drew Carey, not sure why.

Where there's a whip, there's a way. by Hamilton Horrypatch - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 04:18:35 EST ID:qUKSBqSp No.520097 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't wanna go to war today, but the lord of the lash says nay nay naaay.

Any advice would be appreciated.
Angus Munderbadge - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 05:22:31 EST ID:Evz4feKy No.520098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dope ass song!

Boonk by Cornelius Bunfield - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 06:34:36 EST ID:UZC9gHak No.520072 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I be more like boonk gang? I've always wanted to be a famous rapper and I'm a total bitch. This nigga lived in Miami on the streets and pulled crazy pranks risking jail time and shit.

This nigga walked in a church like 80 pounds soaking wet and screamed fuck y'all in front of 100 people until people came trying to fight him and when they did he just got in their face and tried fighting until they backed down and when he got kicked out he just walked up to the camera and kept saying gang shit.

I literally cant even stand up for myself to people half my size that can't even fight. This nigga can literally rob people for fun but whenever I try to rob a dealer I bitch out. I'm thinking of going to be homeless in a big city and just rob and do stupid shit on camera until I'm famous and not a bitch too
Jarvis Hommleman - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 15:59:46 EST ID:F6BBbLXR No.520080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, you've gotta do what you've gotta do...

Just gonna fuck off and die. by Jack Sungerput - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 22:15:18 EST ID:RTb17M1N No.519974 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I just want to fuck off somewhere and die, how do I just disappear?

Like I want to be a missing person's case nobody takes note of and forget about quickly.

Suggestions? I live in southeast US.
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Graham Coblingforth - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 11:06:31 EST ID:cChHTxSS No.519988 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nazi really has become the most effeminate insult out there. I can't even read it without hearing it being said in a gay man's voice
Fucking Sennerbot - Mon, 13 Nov 2017 14:48:24 EST ID:UjNuOR6B No.519994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
does hedonistic lifestyle mean doing really hard drugs?
Wesley Pishdit - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 14:17:03 EST ID:ZMDYtLUz No.520015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nu-male has got to be the most generic insult out there, I can't hear it without hearing a whiny piddly little 16yo rage against the system half-dropped voice.
Walter Wedgestock - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 23:02:46 EST ID:Gz+TYri8 No.520048 Ignore Report Quick Reply

> Nazi
> Pro-hedonism
> pick only one


And you're the only one who's even used the term in the thread. Tired of being called out for acting like a unic?
Ebenezer Sandlenodging - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 00:07:59 EST ID:84x/yQdu No.520054 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In 1939 Nazies invaded Poland
In 2017 the nazies invade 420chan
History repeats itself first as tragedy, then as farce.

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