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It'd be so easy by Edward Deffingtire - Fri, 26 Jan 2018 01:04:10 EST ID:/v/fnY4O No.521753 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Literally all I'd have to do is tie a belt around my neck, secure it around the doorknob, and drop down. Then, I'd be dead before I knew it. It'd take my mom at least a day before she thinks to open the door. She'd probably call my phone and hear it ring within my room. Maybe my dog would scrape at the door and that'd tell her to open it.

Why's it so easy? Why's it so easy to imagine? What demon is there inside of me that blinds me to all the pain it'd cause? It's the demon of my own misery. The demon of my own making. The demon that tells me my life isn't worth it just because... of what? Of whatever nonsense in front of my eyes scares the prospect of life from me? The fact that I'm stuck on a fucking math question? Bullshit.
Jenny Sissleham - Fri, 26 Jan 2018 02:05:48 EST ID:cG0vV5OZ No.521756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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awe !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 26 Jan 2018 15:14:38 EST ID:hQScIyLB No.521772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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just do what you please sir. within what is available and forget your dreams and watch them resurface if you are able to stave off dissatisfaction and remain in the present doing what you please
Phyllis Sonningnare - Fri, 26 Jan 2018 16:08:02 EST ID:1w7xyiy2 No.521773 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>The fact that I'm stuck on a fucking math question? Bullshit.
Phyllis Sonningnare - Fri, 26 Jan 2018 17:27:15 EST ID:1w7xyiy2 No.521774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>It's the demon of my own misery.


I have depression, and my brain chemistry makes me think tells me I'm wrong when I know I'm right... by Cornelius Gembleston - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 23:50:14 EST ID:Rh2baswa No.521495 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need your help /qq/

I have come to this board with this issue before. If I went full detail you'd probably remember but I'll tell you what has happened.

A year and ago

>Meet a single mother through a mutual friend. One night am told that we're hanging out. First night went great, and the second night we hung out we ending up having sex. From there we started a sexual relationship. Start having intense feelings for her, one night we're sitting on the couch. Ask her if she's seeing anyone else. She pauses and tells me "No....but I still want to go on dates"

I was shocked, didn't know how to react. I hid my reaction, I know it showed on my face as soon as she said that. She then said "I should've told you"
I didn't respond for a few seconds and she asked me what I was thinking
"I trust you"

>Sexual relationship continues on...over the course of a couple months. I am trying to figure out what its going to become, because I didn't want to end up in a situation where I am being pulled on a string while she waits around for the right guy to show up. The last weekened we had sex, or hung out at all I did see her again after that. Well sorta. She stopped responding to my texts. I would get one text a day back, and I wanted to talk to her about what we were. She wouldn't ever give me any of her time, and acted as if she was too busy to speak to me.
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George Blythewell - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 20:47:25 EST ID:ZMDYtLUz No.521686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tough love is bullshit and there is nothing useful OP can ever salvage from that abomination of a post.
William Smallham - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 22:14:52 EST ID:rTcHh7Rn No.521690 Ignore Report Quick Reply

From a quick glance the post seems well and informative to me.

>Focus on your self and your purpose, the women will follow.

Absolutely true. One hundred percent. Don't even put any thought towards women. Find some hobbies that are also skills practice. Become infatuated with aying an instrument or doing woodworking or art.

Live a passionate life, for YOURSELF, and when you aren't even expecting it, or even looking, the right person will come along for you.

And in the meanwhile you won't even give a fuck that you're single, because you'll be perfectly happy being yourself, bettering yourself every day. It's the damn truth.
Thomas Chettinghall - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 16:17:00 EST ID:ZMDYtLUz No.521710 Ignore Report Quick Reply
PUAs need to be banned from 420chan, your posts all reek of tryhard to the core. Sheesh.
Isabella Smalldock - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 13:19:57 EST ID:COAX7aNZ No.521740 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Focus on your self and your purpose, the women will follow.
Not necessarily true. Things might improve, they might not. However if everything else is great then you will be all around happier anyway. No one ever said "what I made my life great for nothing?".
Phoebe Blabblechodge - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 23:59:44 EST ID:THKYnNtc No.521752 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got anything worthwhile to contribute?

Draining persons by Jenny Sillyfudging - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 08:49:32 EST ID:XdX/HAF1 No.521718 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Have you ever experienced feeling exhausted everytime you hang out with a specific person?
I have one friend that always leave me drained after we have spent time together. The problem is that we live in the same neighbourhood, and that he wants to hang out everyday (which we don't do at this point, because I manage to stay busy.). It actually feels like having a possesive girlfriend sometimes, even though he acts in a hypermasculine way, being from the middle east and all.
I find it hard to pin point exactly what makes me feel this way, but here are some traits I know annoy me for sure:

He always babble on and on about Islam, even though he know I don't believe in it.

He is most of the time in a bad mood, and not directing it inwards like most depressed people, but directing outwards. This results in rants about judgement day, zionistic conspirations and so on.

He likes to talk A LOT, but hates to listen. It is like silence hurts for him or something. This means monologues about the same subject for hours and hours, and sometimes it will be the same subject reoccuring for days.

He cant accept a no. So everytime I want to say no, I will have to have a long discussion.

He is always very judgemental about people, and how they are not acting in the correct islamic way, or just how they are supposed to. He also like to tell me, and other people what they should do, or how they should behave. He will say it like its for your own good, but its not like he is doing better than me or anything. It is just part of his general "I know better than everyone" attitude.

He borrow things and dont return them. He borrow money and take forever to return them, and sometimes only returning some of them. I know this can happen for everyone, and I honestly value friendship over material things. But I feel that in the way he does it, he is just putting himself first.
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Jenny Sillyfudging - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 10:39:48 EST ID:XdX/HAF1 No.521721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol maybe, but when u spend a lot time with someone, it is hard not to care for them in some way.
Samuel Femmercocke - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 11:23:57 EST ID:ROGlj1oY No.521722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
cut him off
Isabella Guddlefield - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 13:22:50 EST ID:JJ+yCUQy No.521725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My roommate/coworker is like that. Draining. If I didn't know better I'd think he was autistic or something because he just doesn't understand how to properly behave in social situations.

It's not like he goes around saying really inappropriate things, but he ALWAYS has to be talking about SOMETHING. And it's always something that nobody cares about, and he never knows when to just stop talking.

And when he learns something new, like some news story, or some weird fact about something, he tells EVERYONE. Just randomly out of fucking nowhere he brings it up and starts talking about it, to EACH person when he sees them individually.

Like I said he's my coworker, well one of our semi-regular customers came in the day after my roommate/coworker worked and said something about him. He said he wanted to punch my coworker in the face and said he nicknamed him, "stupid head."

Legitimately after only having known my roommate for five minutes this dude nicknamed him stupid head and wanted to punch him in the face. That's how fucking draining this dude is. People ask me how I handle living with him.
Cornelius Pullylit - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 18:46:08 EST ID:7IGW3+Ip No.521747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>loud zealous religious faggot thief incapable of active listening who openly disrespects me in every way possible at all times and cares nothing for my thoughts, emotions, or opinions isn't fun to hang out with

help OP every time i slap a beehive a bunch of bees sting me but i dont like being stung what should i do in this situation?
awe !!vVWR8L52 - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 19:45:34 EST ID:hQScIyLB No.521749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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exactly my thoughts, i was just too jaded to put them to words kek

Fuck by Angus Chummertet - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 20:53:45 EST ID:UZC9gHak No.521693 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is weight loss really hard to notice or something? I've been eating way less I cut out alcohol and I used to drink like 12 drinks a night or more plus beer and I would never move now I walk on my treadmill and do tons of stuff I'm standing more sitting less eating less fattening food having smaller portions like 50% less sometimes but I still have giant man titties and a fat gut fuck
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James Perryhall - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 12:20:48 EST ID:Gz8NMxIA No.521723 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Keep at it OP, you'll start to see it soon. Take pictures as well, because if you have a habit of being hard on yourself you won't actually notice how much better you're getting.

Don't eat *less* eat different. You can basically eat as many of most types of veg as you want because they are so low calorie.

If you eat less you end up getting a craving and you say "one small chocolate bar won't hurt" and then without realizing it you are having as many calories as you were having before, or more, if you fill up on low calorie healthy food instead it will be easier to resist temptation

I couldn't fucking get over the spoon of peanut butter i was having as a snack when hungry because i'd had a small lunch was 100 calories each time. Have a big lunch, a big big healthy low calorie lunch.
Isabella Guddlefield - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 13:37:11 EST ID:JJ+yCUQy No.521726 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Also, water. Drink a tall glass of water 15-20 minutes before meal time, this helps you feel less hungry, but also water is good for you. You need to drink at least half a gallon of pure water per day. I live in the US, and here supposedly somewhere around 75% of the population is chronically dehydrated, and a portion of those people are so dehydrated that they mistake thirst for hunger.

Beyond that and what everyone else has mentioned, just keep at it. Work out. When you have a choice to take stairs or an elevator, always take the stairs etc. The longer you go the easier it gets to maintain a healthier lifestyle. Eventually it becomes second nature and you don't have to struggle at all, and being fit and healthy is just as easy as it used to be to be unhealthy and sedentary.
Frederick Trotlock - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 16:11:06 EST ID:h/1sxUpj No.521729 Ignore Report Quick Reply
These are both decent points, but it's also possible to look overweight because, well, you are.
Hugh Peshway - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 22:48:45 EST ID:sM5nvTHu No.521732 Ignore Report Quick Reply

It happens gradually dude, its not like a sudden shift thing, its a slow process unless you are going absolutely bonkers with it. just keep at it!
Jack Dazzleterk - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 04:25:11 EST ID:TUgPV7Lr No.521736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Keep in mind, the fatty areas that make us look... Well... Fat, are the hardest, and last parts to go. I lost about 100lbs. And I still had kind of a gut and man titties for about a year or so.

I fucking hate my life by Chef - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 22:35:14 EST ID:JX/t2BuR No.521731 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am in an abusive situation where my younger brother of 21, I am 26, is a total psychopath and I have nowhere else to go, he won't leave, I can never be alone, I want to fucking die
Isabella Sallertudging - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 01:52:48 EST ID:oOQyCzbT No.521733 Ignore Report Quick Reply
get a job. A factory job where you have unlimited overtime. work. work your ass off. Don't have a car? Go get a job at a gas station or mcds you can walk to and make a few paychecks and save up for a shitty $800 beater. Work your ass off and move into a shitty studio. Figure your life out from their.
Emma Savingpudge - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 03:15:08 EST ID:jJunvx0Y No.521734 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This. Just don't be a pussy and make this a number one priority in your life right now.

Will somebody hear help me make a budget? by Barnaby Forringpatch - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 02:33:22 EST ID:oOQyCzbT No.521696 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Pretty please? I'm in over my head and need to move soon., lots of miscellaneous debts. I'm pretty bad with numbers.

I currently make $590 a week after taxes, hoping to get some overtime soon. I make $20 an hour and have no dependents, how I'm being taxed 27% is beyond me. I get paid every friday. I started my job in november. I haven't got any overtime yet but theres been lots of talk of it lately, i'm a temp but I'm hoping and praying to at least be getting 8 hours a week here soon.

Here are my monthly dues:
>The 5th-Rent, $375. $350 november-march or april because I shovel.
>the 7th-Lawsuit, $200. Currently owe about $2300.
>the 11th-Credit card. $25-35 a month is the minimum I pay, I owe $500
>The 18th-I pay my mother for cell phone, insurance, and part of a student loan she signed on a few years back. $156 a month, not worried about how much the student loan is because I wont start pay aggressively until I'm free from other debts.
>The 20th-My car, I pay $180 a month and owe $2640.
>The 27th-A different credit card, $35-50 is the minimum I have to pay, I owe $1000
>The 28th-Internet, $35 a month.

If this was just it I'd be able to figure it out, but theres more factors. I just got a letter saying my student loans are delinquent, I thought the money I paid my mother was connected to the same student loan account, it isnt, I have 2 loans. Im $750 behind and am supposed to be paying about $143 a month.
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Barnaby Forringpatch - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 02:33:53 EST ID:oOQyCzbT No.521697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
*here, nb.
Barnaby Forringpatch - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 02:41:23 EST ID:oOQyCzbT No.521698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Should mention that when I move I'm going to need a new couch and some furniture. I'm also gonna be in need of a bed within the next year-year and a half. I currently sleep on a box spring on the floor. I'd be willing to put this stuff on credit if I had my credit cards paid off a bit. I have a $1500 limit between both cards and I'd like to keep them both at 30-50% to build some credit. Nb.
Basil Drunderman - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 03:59:12 EST ID:acDz4iky No.521699 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You don't mention interest anywhere on all those loans. Realize that usury is cancer and stop letting people steal money from you when possible.

So total income per month: $2360
Total non-negotiable expenses (car, internet, rent, lawsuit, student loan): $804
Total CC debt: $1500
Total Family debt: $2450
Other monthly expenses: $300
Incidentals: $600 car, $350 trip

This seems easily manageable. Do not pay your family for one month, tighten your belt and COMPLETELY pay off those credit cards. Assuming ~20% interest rate that's $350 a year wasted. Not too bad now, but will get worse over time as your credit expands if you don't get a handle on it ASAP.

Next work out an absolutely minimal payment plan with your family the next month (Like $100/month spread across them) and also use your extra cash to pay for the tires/suspension (DO NOT USE A LOAN). Then the next three months also live frugally and use your tax return to pay off both the car and lawsuit
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Oliver Gummleridge - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 14:54:27 EST ID:COAX7aNZ No.521705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Agreeing with this guy. You're on a very similar rate of pay to me OP, your rent and bills are so low I could only dream but you have a bunch of debts and liabilities, of which several seem to be bad luck or judgement but you can definitely get rid of them and avoid some of them again.

Loans are for when you have a high return business plan and need capital (and education which improves your career might count as this). Otherwise all you're doing is taking a lot from future you to make yourself well off by less. You're reducing the shit you can do with your money throughout your life.

Credit cards are priority one. Once you're past march you can up your contribution to your family. Tell them that it's going up when you start giving them a token amount, it's a gesture of goodwill but you can pay them faster if you're not shitting credit card interest or fucked for a car. I wouldn't put everything into the family, attack the student loan harder. If you're just paying minimum amounts then you're just paying money to owe money. You're just throwing money away. Get those debts out the way ASAP. The loan is pretty huge but you can probably clear your family within a few months while having it come down and actually doing... stuff.

I think the key is to break this down into phases. Once you've dispensed with debts that you're just servicing you can have a tiny bit of fun again but bear in mind the sooner you pay your debts the less you pay.

Other things:

Food can come down. Not eating takeway saves money if you use your brain. You work 40 hours a week so you should have enough energy to think about meals. Buy in bulk, buy stuff for multiple meals. Ramen is not the cheapest way to eat and you can do healthier for less. However you don't need to sink that low. Eggs are cheap protein.

Your social life after March might be alcohol free. It might involve fewer shows for a while. But organise stuff go and hang out with friends at bars anyway, being sober is only awful the first 2 or 3 times, just make sure you arrive before everyone is wasted. Protip from a very occasional drinker here. You'll get the contact buzz instead of th…
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going to try nofap by catflap fap cat - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 21:43:40 EST ID:SoJt0U7C No.521455 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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TL;DR: Gonna see how long I can not fap for. Wish me luck.
I have been fapping to increasingly fucked up shit and staying up late finding shit to which I want to fap is worsening my already broken sleeping pattern. Hence going to try nofap.

I feel like social pressure would help but I don't like the other chans with /nofap/ boards so I'm just going leave this thread here, post updates and hope that feeling like a failure in front of the cool kids will help.

I've removed the curtains from my bedroom window as a precautionary discouragement. Though I wish my cunting neighbor's security light didn't shine directly into my fucking bedroom.

Will start with the reasonable target of 7 days and this is day 1/7 complete.
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catflap fap cat (keep fucking this name up) - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 21:55:01 EST ID:SoJt0U7C No.521675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Haha, I hadn't noticed that before, that's a good filter.

Thanks for the link. I checked out the thread but I'm kinda coming at it from a different angle to those people. For instance, I'm hoping that if I can break fapping as a habit my horniness will redirect itself into prosocial romantic behaviours like flirting more.

>to just one day (Sunday). I should be able to do that before i stop completely
Pastor Richards, is that you?

Seriously though, good luck! My reasons for stopping is that the search for novelty was steering me to uncomfortable places so I feel like I need to just avoid it as long as possible and hope my brain rewires. Last night was 7/7 so I guess now I'll see if I can make the end of the month which is a more ambitious target for me.

Lydia Fivingman - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 22:43:49 EST ID:hJOAGUjw No.521676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Im kinda blown away people still post this reaction image in 2018, carry on.
catflap fap cat - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 20:04:43 EST ID:SoJt0U7C No.521714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
last night I had a dream I that I fapped there and then in my bed.
catflap fap cat - Sat, 27 Jan 2018 20:07:50 EST ID:SoJt0U7C No.521795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My ex has popped up in my dreams a few times. E.g. I dreamt I saw her on some dating apps, go figure.

I'm waking up before 9am more often than usual so that's gotta be a good sign.
catflap fap cat - Tue, 30 Jan 2018 20:27:50 EST ID:SoJt0U7C No.521868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I feel this abstinence has definitely helped restore some normality into what invokes arousal in me.

I might cut this shit short by 24 hours because it's sort of immaterial at this point. I don't want to slip back into old habbits so I will probably stay away from porn and see how I feel not fapping for another week.

save gf/let her go by Barnaby Gondlesot - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 04:43:47 EST ID:N+I75Jtq No.521465 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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didnt know where else to post this but im freaking out. my gf left... not me particularly but she left to go back to her old smack and crack habits.

shes been there with me through some of the hardest shit ive ever had to deal with. i wanna do something for her now before something bad happens whether shit ends today or not. we get our /benz/ scripts today. which means i can be there for her now since im addicted primarly to /hooch/. or i can do a better job than i did recently (being drunk out of my mind every fuckibg day n not giving a fuck about shit etc)

k wut do... im broke. shes somewhere in mtl but wont tell me where cause she doesnt want me to see her like that even tho dont care n i love her.

this goes out to the people here who know addiction. should i give it my all n try n save her from herself or is her whole dont wanna be found thing an excuse to get high and i should leave her alone even if that means losing the only person that means ANYTHING to me in this world
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James Smalllock - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 04:36:38 EST ID:CPjK4N4f No.521662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So, you waiting around for her to finish the job?

RIP OP. Couldn't be fucked to do the right thing in death. Killed by his girlfriend for a blast airhorn gas.
Hamilton Wirringway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 07:49:14 EST ID:N+I75Jtq No.521666 Ignore Report Quick Reply

nah i kicked her out. didnt think i left that part out. now the inevitable sadness of losing someone you share awesome memories begins. i fucking hate you, life. really...
Hamilton Wirringway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 07:52:47 EST ID:N+I75Jtq No.521667 Ignore Report Quick Reply

bump cause i dont wanna end this thread with 666.
James Smalllock - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 18:09:00 EST ID:CPjK4N4f No.521672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You had good times but hers is a downward trajectory. You've jumped off that ride so maybe it's time to look at getting your shit together. Women should be the icing, as some other guy said, the topping on your sundae. Make a good sundae so it doesn't need topping. People aren't going to pour actual melted chocolate and fresh crumbled fudge on shit ice cream either. You're young, you can bounce. It'll be hard work but no one ever asked "what if I made my life great for nothing?".
Hamilton Wirringway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 18:49:27 EST ID:N+I75Jtq No.521674 Ignore Report Quick Reply

thank you. helped put me in a better mindset. fuck her manipulative ass. goes to show aswell that there arent only beaten women these days... i like to greatly exagerrate my shit but shed hit the shit outta me and out of fear of being labeled a wife beating fuckup i never retaliated.

I need a girlfriend? How can I find one? by I love you hot woman blowkisses from me - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 12:54:42 EST ID:V0JQntU0 No.521668 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?

How to get girlfriend I don't have one.
I am male.
How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends

I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)

I stalked woman on FB from 18-26 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.

I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway
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Hamilton Wirringway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 13:30:47 EST ID:N+I75Jtq No.521669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
youre a terribly bad troll... on the topic of being 18 horny and a virgin. fuck kid you havent seen just how bad things can get.

Help by Archie Worthingwill - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 03:22:19 EST ID:oOQyCzbT No.521626 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Some girl thats really nasty keeps trying to fuck. I am not attracted to this girl in the slightest. Shes sweet, yea, but i just cant do it. We also have very little in common.

it started months ago. Maybe last march, maybe longer. She grabbed my hand at a bar and walked outside with me. That was it, and i mostly forgot about this.

Now over the months shes started obsessing over this and asking about it all the time. Asking if I remember it. Last weekend she took her friends phone and called me from snapchat and started asking when she was drunk. I was sitting at home tripping on acid watching joe rogan and was very weirded out by it.

Shes in the same friend group so I gotta see her but ive been trying to avoid her and her friends as much as possible. They keep inviting me out to the bar 3 times a week. I'm trying to avoid bars for the most part of the year, I did nothing but party last year. I can party sometimes but rarely, and I dont want to spend the time I am partying with someone im not even interested in trying to fuck me and get free drinks.

Should I tell her to get fucked?
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Nigel Pittway - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 23:58:02 EST ID:cG0vV5OZ No.521652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>she's a beast

Are you sure you're not gay, bro? What city is this girl in?
Matilda Chinnerbat - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 02:09:59 EST ID:yUhAjzvV No.521653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I usually try not to laugh at anything that isn't actually meant as a joke that shows up around here, but goddamn OP, you really askin this right now? Lmao nigga

>The thing is, this girl isnt "just average looking", shes a beast. I couldn't even get it hard for her.
Get some coke and binge drink with her and you'll be all set man.

Well, that, or tell her sorry you don't like her, gonna have to deal with it because it's not gonna change. Chances are she'll keep making play-like advances on you, but from that point you can tell her to fuck off to her face and she probably won't even care. I think some girls like pining for guys they literally know will not get with them and never have a real chance with in the future for some reason, not the first time I've noticed this pattern before. And when I say that, I mean it's happened to me with a girl that weighed only like 20lbs less than me (and I'm 6' 1" 215lbs... fuckin rip, sheeeiiiit).

All I did is tell her I don't like her at first, and when she like fuckin coo'd my name and shit any time I'd pass by afterwards or whatever I'd just reply back "nope, not getting with you, quit trying" and she never actually seemed to even feel any kind of emotional impact from it at all. Sometimes I'd be a dick just because it was going on for like 2 and a half years in high school by that point, but I guess in her eyes I could never do wrong or something, fuck if I know.

So, tell that girl no, and either she's gonna react like this girl did for me (which is annoying as fuck, hope this isn't the case), or she's gonna be upset for a little bit and probably melodramatic as fuck over it but then move on in almost no time like happens with most things in life.
Reuben Murdforth - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 02:11:50 EST ID:oOQyCzbT No.521654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lincoln, Nebraska. She makes my skin crawl.

id say maybe a 3
Nigel Pittway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 04:10:00 EST ID:cG0vV5OZ No.521660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The Heartland, huh? I thought you people were supposed to be all compassionate, and folksy, and lovable... well... I'M ALL DISILLUSIONED NOW!

I was keenly interested in your part of the country, having grown up around NYC, 30 years on the East coast... I wanted to visit Omaha, meet some people, see what it's all about...




I hope you're happy, bro.
Nigel Pittway - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 04:18:00 EST ID:cG0vV5OZ No.521661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I just hope you realize... every time you DON'T fuck this girl's pussy... Jesus sees you, man.

He sees you.

I suffer from long-term memory loss, is there a way to restore it? by Esther Sumblewit - Fri, 22 Dec 2017 17:21:05 EST ID:1LBECkuo No.520787 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a friend who blames me for forgetting some details we talked about few weeks or months ago. For example I can forget if he watched some movie or not, despite the fact that we talked about that movie 2 months ago. He tells me that weed is drying my brain and he is probably right to some degree. I don't smoke that much, but I do that frequently, 3-4 times per week or so. Usually I do this 2-3 hours before sleep, one little puff of vape. Have been living like that 4 years or so.

I don't have troubles in everyday life with my memory, be that work or something else. Not so long ago I learned how to play acoustic guitar and I remember a lot of chords, so my memory is not that bad. But my friend tells the truth - I really can't remember something that we talked about 1 or 2 months ago, let alone 5 months or more. Do you usually remember some details like that? I have fried my brain with weed or my friend just has very good memory? Anyway I decided to smoke less (like 2-3 times per week) and support my long-term memory with something else. What can I do to restore it?
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John Ninkinford - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 22:22:42 EST ID:h/1sxUpj No.521582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I think that weed fucked my eyes up. I always got really red eyes when I smoked and they we're quite itchy when sober. now I need glasses :sadface:

Sounds pretty unlikely. Eyesight often deteriorates with age, even in your 20s, and especially if you do a lot of close work (using a computer for example).
Hugh Doffingpick - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 13:25:32 EST ID:sCrTtsfI No.521596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're probably right :) I'm now 31 and has worked as a computer technician for the last 10 years, so that's a more likely cause of my bad eyes.
Hugh Doffingpick - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 13:37:54 EST ID:sCrTtsfI No.521597 Ignore Report Quick Reply

At what time of day do you usually smoke? How much do you smoke? How long before going to bed? How many hours do you usually get for sleep?
>late afternoon around 4-8pm, not much prly 2 joints, i do not smoke up till 2 hours before bedtime, 8 hours
Do you remember what you talked about with your friends few weeks or months ago? For example: a movie, a book, a videogame. Can you forget it until they bring it up?
>sure I can forget if it was forgettable, but I do remember tiny details about most our conversations and the things we did, movies we saw etc.
How many details do you remember from the book that you read (or game you played or movie/tv show you watched), for example, a year ago? Do you remember a lot of scenes or dialogues from them?
>yes. I easily remember scenes and dialogue in movies as well as wording and phrases in books
How many languages do you know? Do you have problems with learning languages in general? Do you forget words?
>I know some.. I'm proficient in danish (my native), english and in lesser extent german and spanish. I'm fascinated by languages, especially greek right now because so many pre- and suffixes come from greek, so it's kinda fun to make new words by connecting greek stem and suffixes. like -phobe or -phile or -theque
Do you sometimes forget what you did a few days ago? Like "Hmm, what I did in Monday? Shit, I don't exactly remember..."
>no, not really
How often do you exercise or take vitamins? Do you eat healthy food?
>I eat healthy and exercise on a semi-regular basis.
L - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 02:20:01 EST ID:3tUKGVd1 No.521623 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Mate I wouldn't worry so much.. I reckon your mate is just winding you up.

I mean if it does concern you though maybe try quitting for a few months? It certainly won't do you any harm. However I will say that your brain is only gonna commit to long term memory stuff you consider important. Sounds to me that you might be learning Greek as you find it interesting and thus important to you. Perhaps details about movies and conversations aren't so to you.

Which I'd consider perfectly normal in my opinion but I mean that's just me
Shit Drunningdale - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 03:58:15 EST ID:1LBECkuo No.521659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damn, I am so envious of you. My lifestyle doesn't differ much from yours, but your memory is so much better than mine. And I smoke a lot less than you. Maybe I should learn more languages and eat more healthy food? Other things that you do I do as well.

>However I will say that your brain is only gonna commit to long term memory stuff you consider important
It makes sense. But I am art-geek and this stuff is pretty important to me on intellectual level. Books, games and movies are source of inspiration for me because I am trying to become a writer and I want to try to shoot movies in future. Usually I forget content of books and movies after 6 months. Not like I forget all about it, I remember the main plot, but majority of the details usually disappear from my memory. I thought it's normal, but then I met my friend (I talked about him in OP post) and I read guys like >>521597 and I feel like memory disabled cripple. And I don't smoke that much compared to some of my friends.

im cold by Ian Claystock - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 10:07:34 EST ID:UZC9gHak No.521444 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how can i be not cold when my parents are so poor?

>live in coldest climate in the world literally
>parents cant afford heat dont have a proper heat source
>just run this stupid ass pellet stove that puts out literally 0 heat half the time i just put my hand near it and its blowing out even colder air lol
>temp inside the house is like 50 degrees and the kitchen is even colder i swear that shit is like 40 degrees
>every time i leave my room my skins hurts from how cold the house is
>its even colder outside dont worry im not going out there freedom aint for us country folk
>literally fucking a hell storm of blizzards in every direction every day non stop doesnt stop
>look outside 30 feet of snow freezing blistering cold winter warnings on the weather channel every day dont even need to check whether
>literally nothing to do

i want to move to the city but its getting really hard to find apartments far away as fuck. should i just go be homeless or something for awhile this is fucking rediculous guys pic related which is why i think id rather be homeless on a beach literally looks like this every day of the week
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Charles Dartridge - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 20:21:21 EST ID:HzPEmHCv No.521526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mold is not going to kill you short term. Inhaling mold spores will fuck up your lung capacity, but then again, you inhale mold spores every single day no matter how clean you think your house is.
Edwin Senkinfure - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 22:55:47 EST ID:koppzVUZ No.521528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Join the army or go somewhere warm and be a hobo

Fuck your cat
L - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 02:59:34 EST ID:3tUKGVd1 No.521625 Ignore Report Quick Reply

This OP.

Fucking your cat will greatly increase blood flow to the extremities. It's important to thrust in a circular motion as this has been shown to give the best results in case studies. If your penis isn't too big one cat should last you 2-3 days and you should have your doctor prescribe you a new one at least every 10 days.

You might think fucking a dog to be a better option, however don't be fooled by those crackpots that might reccomend this. This will most definitely not increase blood flow to the same degree and might even cause undesirable side effects. Conversely however being fucked by a dog may well help you in the short term.
Fuck Brullybury - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 07:51:01 EST ID:bgqQ931m No.521629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just move. Stay in a hostel until you can find an apartment to rent. I hate the cold too so I headed to Florida. They don't even know what snow looks like down here lol.
Isabella Himblestare - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 11:45:26 EST ID:tHgs9thR No.521639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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your mom's pussy is mouldy, my house is SPOTLESS.

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