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Broke a Condom by Clara Nerringham - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 01:48:04 EST ID:4SKHWbu2 No.515588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So........ fucked an escort for 40-50 mins. condom broke, pretty sure it was broken for several minutes, I fucked up and didn't say I might think things are wrong, and then I ejaculated into her for a minute. It felt too good, I should have know it was broken, and said otherwise.
Instead I let it pulsate deep into her, while she's wide open and her vag is pulsating around.

She mentioned Plan B, but that's only 1-in-20 chance of success - and - I wasn't' there to witness it. I'm going to go talk to her about it tomorrow. But if she didn't take it, that's like a 50/50 chance, even if I convince her to do it in front of me. I'll give her $5k or more to do it. If that's what it takes. Fucking empty my saving of however many years savings if it takes that.

Idk. Wtf am I going to do. I think she already has a bastard kid, and what if she tries to keep it to get the support? This is fucked, I don't know. Hopefully things are resolved tomorrow.
She seems nice and all, but I mean, my life is already in turbulence as it is. If things shoot the wrong way, oh well, roll with the punches, but... I can't help but want to cry like a little bitch about it, right when I though I was falling up in life. Who knows maybe this will just be another step up. idk. maybe I'm just to drunk, and no one I know has an answer, because there is none..
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James Turveycocke - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 02:37:35 EST ID:GoZz+UFM No.515589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515588
You're good bro I panicked like this once before. You'll be alright, go see her have her take the plan B and forget she existed.
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Emma Meshdock - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 00:44:56 EST ID:xQY7/x+6 No.515620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How does a prostitute know you well enough to find you again if she had your kid? thtat's one of the first dozen mistakes you made here...
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Jack Murdhall - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 01:30:34 EST ID:4SKHWbu2 No.515623 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515620

I can dye my hair, pop out of trees and bushes, drive a new car everyday, and yet every scum bag in a 200 mile radius can still point me out by name.

What am I suppose to do, drive out of state to have a quick fuck?
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Jarvis Surringkeg - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 01:44:03 EST ID:Vj8zDqD5 No.515624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>So fucked an escort
>right when I though I was falling up in life.
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Oliver Govingmatch - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 02:34:18 EST ID:yKmEsqbT No.515625 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515623
Wait, you gave her your name???
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Esther Badgewater - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 02:51:44 EST ID:wcR9wfzO No.515626 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515623

I have to admit that this comment made me want to laugh.
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Emma Sipperway - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 10:56:01 EST ID:LUoCbE9z No.515628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515588
> I'll give her $5k or more to do it.

This is the correct answer
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Jack Murdhall - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 12:29:04 EST ID:4SKHWbu2 No.515629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515628

Bought her off with a gallon bag of caps, and had her take another Plan B in front of me.

With any luck, she'll be so fucked that she can't even remember her own name for the next two years.

>>515625

Nope. But I'm sure one of the employees smoking outside saw my face. And I know I've seen him at the bars. From there, all it takes is a decent detective to find me.
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Doris Gorringway - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 17:46:57 EST ID:K6Z0v28J No.515632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515629
This shit sounding faker and faker with each post you make. Nb 420p and blaze it fag
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Matilda Clayforth - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 18:00:04 EST ID:TX3Ezud6 No.515633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515623
Wait I thought you was doin´ a bit on hookers there, that'd had been a good one. I commend you.
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Hannah Fammerchire - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 19:23:00 EST ID:Ki1qQY1h No.515635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515588
lol op thinks plan b works 5%
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Jenny Hubberfurk - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 12:19:31 EST ID:4SKHWbu2 No.515654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>515635

95%, and goes down by the hour. That's why it's Plan B, and not A.

>>515632

Well. More plausible deniability if you think it's fake then. That's what's nice about chans. It could all be made up, and we could all just be shitposting, but no one knows.

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